Yep, once again I´m very close to put the finishing touches on my last spin - off post so naturally I have to go and start a new one. And why ? Because I listen to my readers. And what readers are clamoring - no, frantically screaming for is more Yaya Han. In particular Yaya in her Chun Li costume.
As regular blog followers know this is my second Yaya Han Chun Li costume spotlight post and while the first post was all about some of the animated GIFs I made but never got around to post this one is all about the rack - tastic new pictures I found of Yaya´s erection enticing Chun Li cosplay.
Now all of you are probably wondering why I decided to make another Yaya Han post when I still have one post to finish. Okay, nobody is seriously wondering that, everybody is going Dude, it´s freaking hasian cosplay sex goddess Yaya Han. Have you seen her ? She looks like a living blow up sex doll plus her tits are huge. On top of that she can spread her legs better than a fillipino prostitute. Which she does a lot in her Chun Li costume. So who cares WHY you wrote a new post ? Now make with the pictures, this boner is not going to spank itself. or something along these lines.
Well, I´m telling you nevertheless because the least you can do is indulge an old man for going to all the trouble of makinig this post. And it´s not like you HAVE to read it. You can skip this and go right to the pictures and there is nothing I can do about it. Anyway, for those that are still with me while finishing my latest post on unpublished comicbook art the obligatory Yaya Han section got a bit longer than expected - as they tend to do - and while it made the post very long it didn´t get to the point where I could not manage it. So why go back and mess with the post after I finished it ?
I´m glad you asked. Firstable, it´s always better to keep these posts as short as possible since it makes reading them that much easier. Not only for me but also for my readers. Secondly, since I already wrote about this topic before I don´t have to elaborate more on the subject - unless I want to - and get right to the juicy part. What´s more, I have already written a big part of this post so I only have to use the old copy / paste and the post should be done quickly. Reason number three is that there are a few things I wanted to add in the other post but because of space and time restrictions I didn´t. Making a spin - off post gives me the chance to do that. And last but not least, I don´t need a reason to put more Yaya Han on the blog. Dude, have you seen her ? Insert Yaya speech from above
Now the reason why Yaya Han´s Chun Li costume is one of my favorite cosplays is the pantyhose. Or better said one of the reasons. The first two reasons are rather obvious since her sensational porn star boobs are not only supported and framed by a golden bow in such a way that she is practically shoving them in your face. No, they also " twitch " a lot whenever Yaya Han moves in a certain way which she does on purpose again and again in her Chun Li cosplay videos knowing full well that it makes all her horny male fans out there hard enough to cut a diamond.
The third reason is - as I said - the pantyhose and not only because it looks like Yaya Han is not wearing any underwear in some of the shots.
Which we know she does. It may not look that way but she does. No, thanks to the way in which the costume is cut we get to see a lot of Yaya Han´s anatomy that we normally don´t get to see. In some shots you get to see more of her butt that is usually covered up and in some of the convention videos the front part of her " skirt " is angled in such a way that you can sneak a peek at her private parts. I don´t know if this description makes sense but those who have seen it know what I mean.
And then there are of course the moments when Yaya Han is spreading her legs for a pose better than a fillipino prostitute. Oh Lord ! If there is a heaven it must be between those legs. Daim ! How I envy her fiancee.
So far I´ve written six posts on Yaya - two of them are pretty safe but the other four are absolutely not safe for work - and I keep mentioning her on various JLA casting posts and any other posts involving asian sexbombs like flex appealing Kiana Tom, Ava Cadell, Akira Lane, Miko Lee, korean wrestling knockout Gail Kim a.k.a. Die Geile Kim or 55KK ( !!! ) Minka .
I swear the completely NSFW BIG YAYA HAN POST is still in the pipeline. In the meantime I have made two new posts about Yaya which showcase a part of her incredible anatomy that I have ignored too often - her legs.
Which is unbelievable because not only does Yaya have a set of legs that can give you an instant erection she has also demonstrated in her Chun Li pics that she can spread her legs better than Jennifer Lopez in Hustlers .
I bet she is a nymphomanic sex freak who loves to jump her fiancee from the sofa before she wraps her legs around him an pumps him dry with her natural born chinese stripper moves. Yaya was literally made for porn movies because she got herself those giant - sized 40D porn implants.
I mean she already did a sexy doctor / nurse cosplay with her Super Sonico costume. Daim, that girl knows how to fill out that uniform and she´s just begging for some deep asian penetration. Those sweet lips are perfect for giving oral pleasure and we all know that when it comes to deepthroating rockhard boners nobody can hold a candle to asian girls. And those soft, giant boobs were just made to be wrapped around a throbbing erection.
Not only does Yaya Han look like she could star in a Russ Meyer movie Super Sonico sounds like a name from a Russ Meyer movie, especially SuperVixens where every woman had the word super in her name.
Although it would probably be something a bit more erotic like Super Spermico. Speaking of body fluids, as my personal nurse and blow up sex doll Yaya would have to give me at least three daily sponge baths although instead of a sponge Yaya can use her big 40D oppai to massage my boner until I am ready for her patented extreme asian ejaculation escalation.
Of course Yaya Han would also have to wear some special outfits like the one Akira Lane is sporting below. I can just imagine Yaya Han´s king sized XXL breasts with the areolas of the nipples being totally visible in that mesh shirt and her nude butt only covered by a tiny string of dental floss while she is giving me a lapdance before a two hour erection injection.
That´s what I need some sexual healing from a naughty night nurse like porn star Minka where no matter how much she knows about medicine you feel already better if you see her. And just wait until she starts with the deepthroat erection inspection to get the daily sperm sample. If I won the lottery big style I would definitely hold auditions for my nurse and I would buy them uniforms that are at least two sizes too small so their tits are hanging out all the time. Of course my dream nurse would not only have the body of a Playmate of the Year and incredible stripper skills.
She also should be well versed in the Kamasutra, tantra sex, nuru massages and all the sex techniques. The best candidate would be a big breasted nymphomanic sexbomb with legs up to her chin who is addicted to oral sex and was fired from her last job at a sperm bank because she was always massaging the client´s hard schlongs with her giant boobs and then deepthroating them without mercy which caused them to squirt all their juices in her throat instead of the special container. Maybe it´s time for some asian salivation and Yaya Han wants to audition with her oriental oral skills. Like the saying goes : life sucks but asian girls deepthroat you dry !!!
With Yaya Han being such a big anime fan I wonder if I could con her into doing a remake of Ogenki Clinic. I would volunteer to play Dick Horsecock, the well hung patient who suffers from a severe case of hyperspermia and Yaya would of course play nymphomanic dicktamer Ruko Tatase, who has fallen on hard times and has to milk his schlong dry of all excess semen every night to pay the rent for her tiny flat so the horny landlord doesn´t sexually assault her again. Man, brabuster Yaya was born to play this role.
Which is what I wrote in all my previous posts. But one of the benefits of not being able to work on the blog for months is that it gives you a lot of time to do other things which is how I stumbled across Sakusei Byoutou - The Animation, the movie I should remake with Yaya Han instead of Ogenki Clinic. Leave it to those pervy asian guys to already have a full animated film about every depraved sex phantasie you can come up with.
In the hentai a young lad is admitted to a hospital who suffers from an ultra rare illness where he produces too much sperm and if he doesn´t masturbate every three hours his balls will explode. The poor guy already did his best but because of excessive monkey spanking he fractured both of his hands. Thankfully all the nurses in the hospital are built like living blow up sex dolls with giant boobs perfect for massaging stiff dicks, long legs almost up to their necks, perfect bubble butts that would make afro - american rap stars like Cardi B envious and full, soft lips which were just engineered to be wrapped tight around a huge erection and suck it dry.
So everything would be fine if the nurse who is assigned to personally handle his case wasn´t less than thrilled to jerk him off every three hours.
And so what should be a great time turns into an embarrassing experience and it doesn´t help that the patient needs ever increasing sexual stimuli which forces the nurse to give him a blowjob - among other things - and ends with her spreading her legs wider than a fillipino hooker ( which Yaya is especially adept at ) and riding him like an untamed breeding stallion.
For some reason among all the sexual practics the nurse uses to extract the sperm there is no tit f - word - ing scene but you can be sure that I would include it in my remake since Yaya Han was clearly built for this.
Furthermore I would change the story in as much that in my version the reason why she doesn´t like having to treat the patient is that Yaya Han is a recovering nymphomniac ( without the knowledge of her superiors ) and fears a relapse. Which of course happens at the end of the movie and after the mother of all extreme ejaculation marathons the nurse moves in with the patient so she can properly dicktame him for the next few years.
You can read more about why Yaya should be my private nurse and how she inspired my new comic VERSAUTE BETTGESCHICHTEN in this post .
For some reason I didn´t get to do a birthday post for Yaya Han in 2019 so to compensate for that I did three new ones in 2020 ( since I couldn´t get all the new pictures with her I wanted to post into one post ) : the first one is a spotlight on her Eliza from Tekken Revolution cosplay, the second one has five more erection guaranteeing cosplays with the asian extreme ejaculation sensation and post number three has my final selection of Yaya Han´s breast new cosplays mostly of Danganrompa´s Junko Enoshima.
And there is also a special Eliza / Chun Li spotlight post which was my first reader´s request Yaya Han post ever and the second part of it right here .
Yaya Han also appeared in three other posts in 2021. The first one was supposed to be all about flexual dynamo Kiana Tom but as always things quickly derailed and it´s all about asian sexbombs but especially blow up sex doll Yaya Han and her giant - sized 40D oppai. As one post was not enough I decided to make a second Yaya Han spin - off post and this one is all about the erotic movie I would like to shoot with her, and with the third try I finally managed to write my planned Kiana Tom birthday post .
With these two posts you might think I have gotten everything off my chest but nonetheless Akira Lane had to share her latest birthday post with Yaya Han as I phantasized about a menage a trois with those two.
The next three videos are not new to regular blog readers but I thought they deserve a re - post because of the special nature of this post. The first two are good examples of Yaya Han´s famous " boob twitch " ( if you have seen my older posts where I included some GIFs of Yaya in her Chun Li outfit you know what I mean ) and I included the third one not only because it is one of the few where we see the lower part of her we also get a good eyeful of that part of her anatomy I wrote about earlier every time her skirt / loincloth moves during the interview. And it moves a lot.
Coming up with new ideas for coplays can be difficult so I thought I would give Yaya Han a hand although longtime followers of the blog already know in which outfit I would like to see her in ( and so do the fortuntate ones who managed to get their hands on a copy of my discontinued comic VERSAUTE BETTGESCHICHTEN since I included a pin up of her wearing this in the bonus section. There also were plans for a variant cover with Yaya Han in this by a german comicbook artist well known for his erotic art but sadly that never came to pass for various reasons outside of my control ).
Speaking about new cosplay ideas, blog veterans might remember my long promised but sadly often postponed post about the covers of certain comic books or magazines I would love to see Yaya Han re - enact or at least see her wear the skimpy costumes on them in her next hot cosplay.
I thought this could be a good topic for a post on her upcoming birthday if there is any interest from my readers but I am of two minds about this.
On one side it´s another of these things that I keep thinking about in the back of my head and which is driving me crazy. On the other I know that IF I really start this there will be no way to contain it to just one post so it´s likely to spin even more out of control than my Casting the Justice League of America movie series did. And it goes without saying this series would probably be even more NSFW which would be another reason not to do it.
That said the covers - or in some instances pin ups or famous comicbook panels / splash pages - fall into three categories and to clarify, these are not just covers where there is a naked woman on the cover so I could get blow up sex doll Yaya to drop her clothes. As tempting as that may be.
Firstly covers which are a personal favorite of mine. During the four plus decades of my comic reading history I have read SCHWERMETALL - and later when I could get it HEAVY METAL - since before I was old enough to read it, borrowing issues from my older brother´s collection as soon as he started reading it on a regular basis and although I probably had more issues of the german underground comic U - COMIX I owned a huge stack of SCHWERMETALL and HEAVY METAL issues. Lately I haven´t kept up as much as I used to but I still bought an issue now and then like when there is a translation I did of a comic ( which already has happened two times ).
So I can say that I have read quite a lot of issues and among them were some really phenomenal covers which I can instantly recall because the art was so mind - blowing. A lot of them are also fantastic ( no pun intended ) from an aesthetic perspective and offer more than just simple nudity for nudity´s sake. There´s nothing even remotely gratuitous about them.
For the second category I went with covers that´d be interesting from a cosplayers point of view, that could really interest Yaya Han to do them.
Don´t get me wrong, as much as I practically live in denial where Yaya is concerned and realize I have a full blown sexual obsession with her my perv attitude doesn´t prevent me from seeing the real world and keeping possible perks in mind. So while it is a great mental exercise and it helps me release some tension why not go all the way and find some covers that may really happen ? It would be totally cool to really inspire Yaya Han for a cosplay so it could not hurt to throw in a few of those among the others.
And last but least are those covers you would expect from a dirty old man like me which means Yaya would be showing as much skin as possible.
Which - again - doesn´t necessarily mean going full frontal nudity. Not that there would be anything wrong with that or that I would mind. Any excuse to get women naked is okay with me, especially hot asians. But sometimes showing not everything but much rather enough to arouse you and still keep you interested to see more can be more erotic than doing the full monty outright. And I can´t believe I really typed that neither.
By the way I didn´t put the cover below into my selection because while it falls into the first and third category it is too close to the War Goddess Enyo shooting Yaya Han did. So there would be no reason for her to do it.
Of course I´ve already thought about how to best group the covers I´ve selected so far and there is one all about Yaya doing male characters. Now I know that Yaya has said in some interviews that she doesn´t dress up as female versions of male characters but that is not completely true since I know that she DID dress up as the tenth Doctor. Anyway, while I know that it is probably for the best if I don´t do the cover posts there are some outfits I totally think Yaya should do. Well, I can still dream, can´t I ?
Being realistic here I want to say that it´s about time Yaya did something a bit more risky. And I´m not talking about my sexual fantasies here either.
The last time I wrote about her I mentioned her 41st birthday but I forgot to add that Yaya might want to reconsider doing a nude photoshoot. Too many celebrities never grab the chance to do nude pictures when they are in good condition and their banging bodies are in their prime. Then, twenty ( or thirty ) years later their biological clock starts ticking, they want to prove that they still look good and do some pictures. Well, how are we supposed to come to a qualified decision ? We don´t know how she looked in the buff when she was young and sexy. So please Yaya, do some nude shots while you still look good. Otherwise there is no proof.
Apropos covers, since I included a variant cover in the part above here is a video about the history of variant covers. As for my own standpoint on the subject, I want to say that now that I had to sell 99 percent of my comicbook collection I don´t really care about variant covers since I didn´t keep any of them. On the other side I just recently bought the singles for the Heroes Reborn Squadron Supreme ( read Justice League ) mini series as I´m just a sucker for a parallel universe / alternate reality story and I decided on the Carlos Pacheco variant cover for the first issue. So I guess I´m going for the variant if it´s done by an artist I like as long as it is not too expensive. But I´m totally okay with getting the regular cover too.
Yes, we are just going in circles here so let´s get back to the topic of this post with Nicki Minj´s Chun Li. You know, I wouldn´t mind seeing her and Yaya Han going one on one, but not in the ring, more in the bedroom in a last blow up sex doll cumming double dildo asian penetration marathon.
Apropos ultimate sexbombs who can spread their legs apart better than a fillipino hooker and who are destined for last blow up sex doll cumming double dildo asian penetration marathons, I am living under a rock because I have never heard about south korean dance group Waveya. Now I could tell you how sexually charged their steamy performances are but let´s just leave it at it wasn´t easy to find a good video without the age restriction.
That also was a big problem with the episodes of El Hotel from the argentinian comedy show Rompeportones because of the big boobs.
Staying on the subject of hot nurses on comedy shows where it is difficult to find episodes without the age restriction, we continue our world tour in Miami where UniVista TV provides content for the cuban community.
Our last stop is in Russia with the sketch show Happy End - at least if I got the translation right. I don´t know if the title refers to something like fairy tales or is meant sarcastically or if it more goes in the direction of happy ending massages. I also have no idea what the people say in the various sketches but as far as I could see there are a lot of sketches with doctors and / or hot nurses and there are a lot of hot women with big breasts who don´t mind taking their clothes off in general. Which is one reason to check out the channel : I couldn´t post their best episodes.
Since I have mentioned the movies of Superbusen cult director Russ Meyer I thought the following video would be right up that alley : five minutes of his grindhouse classic Faster Pussycat ! Kill ! Kill ! in colour.
Maybe it´s just me but it looks weird in colour. Even though I have to admit that the boobs of Russ Meyer muse Tura Satana look spectacular like this. And so you can decide for yourself here is the original. It´s been a while since I watched it so I have no idea if it was censored for YouTube.
My late brother used to say that reading my blog it looked like I tried to make myself appear cooler than I am. I never understood where he got the impression from though because I have said time and time again that I am not cool in any way imaginable and I am always the first to admit that I don´t know everything. If it seems that way it´s because I always do as much research on the topics I write about as possible. So I have no problem admitting that I didn´t know much about the Billy Jack movies except that they must have been martial arts movies since they appeared on the covers of Marvel Comics Bronze Age The Deadly Hands of Kung Fu magazines drawn by none other than comicbook legend Neal Adams .
People also say that you can´t teach an old dog new tricks but here I am, in what I suppose will be my final round willing to learn why the Billy Jack films have become such cult movies. I still got some fight left in me. At this point I haven´t had time to watch the full movie but from what I have seen it DOES have some martial arts and it tackles the subject of racism aimed at native americans - a topic that wasn´t talked about at the time.
What I DID watch is this mini documentary and I learned three things : the films were a passion project of the lead actor who had to fight the movie studios in order to direct them, the whole racism thing was spurred on by real life events and the guy practically invented the blockbuster movies.
We are staying on the subject of vigilantes meeting out justice on the streets with Street Hawk or like he is known in Spain El Halcon Callejero.
On our international tour we haven´t made a stop in Germany yet so here is a callback about the different designs of the most successful german science fiction pulp novel series - Perry Rhodan - over the decades.
We are continuing our series about german comedians with one of the best known and most beloved : Otto Waalkes. His forte are rapid fire on the spot improvisations and doing his own versions of popular songs.
Closing things out we have Gandahar - Light Years written and directed by Roger Leloux who also did Time Masters. In the latter one the deigns were made by late comic legend Jean Giraud also known as Moebius while here they were done by french comic artist Caza. This is the english version which means it has a different soundtrack and one scene was censored.
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