After working more than two days on it I decided that Janet Jackson´s appearance on the german late night show TV Total is too good to end up in a post I started over two weeks ago so I dug through my folders to find one where I always dump stuff in but never get around to do a full post.
Now as all of my longtime followers - as well as anybody who bothers to take a look at the comicbook cover collage at the blog header - know I am a big fan of Marvel Comics´ Sorcerer Supreme especially since I feel he has gotten the short end of the stick. Granted, after getting his own MCU movie and the upcoming multiverse madness movie ( I think he appears in Spider - Man : No Way Home but I just can´t take Tom Holland serious as Spider - Man after the first two complete nonsense movies ) he has become more popular but there are still people out there who claim that he never had the pull to sustain a long ongoing series. So to show that Doctor Strange attracted top creators over the years we take a trip down memory lane from the best of the best to the weirdest of all the weird.
Speaking of upcoming MCU movies there also is one about Morbius, the living vampire who - as coincidences would have it - appeared frequently in the DOCTOR STRANGE SORCERER SUPREME series when Marvel Comics reestablished the presence of vampires in the Marvel universe after Doc wiped them all from the face of the Earth with the Montesi formula.
Now I haven´t seen Morbius yet and I guess I will wait until they show it on tv. The last Marvel movie I saw was Shang - Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings which was a huge disappointment. Not because it was a bad movie per se but because it had nothing to do with the original material.
If you have read SHANG - CHI, MASTER OF KUNG FU by Doug Moench , Paul Gulacy , Mike Zeck , Gene Day and a few others ( which every comicbook fan worth his salt should do now that Disney has reprinted them in the omnibus and epic collection format because it´s not only Marvel Comics´ best Bronze Age series but one of its best series period ) you know that it´s a fantastic globetrotting adventure a la Indiana Jones with Hong Kong style martial arts action and James Bond spy stuff thrown in. Plus the big baddie of the series was pulp novel legend freaking Fu Manchu himself.
Over the decades I have always wondered why Marvel Comics never made a Shang - Chi movie since it would be the easiest to make but I never spent too much thought on it since we already kind of got a Shang - Chi movie with Bruce Lee´s Enter The Dragon. Anyway, when Marvel Studios announced they were going to make a Shang - Chi movie I knew something was not kosher because they did not make a movie when they easily could have made one and now that there is no need for it they make a film ?
Also the ten rings from the movie title belong to the Mandarin who is an Iron Man villain not someone from Shang - Chi´s illustrious rogues gallery.
That together with the premonition that Disney would not dare to paint an asian character as evil which meant we were not going to see Fu Manchu in the movie were ill omens. And I hate to say it but I was right.
The movie has no british spy stuff, no Fu Manchu and they even changed Shang - Chi´s origin story by instead of refusing to kill his objective which made him oppose his father and join Sir Nayland Smith having him kill his target and then run away. So the entire movie is more of a What If ? movie and the truth is if Marvel just wanted to make a martial arts movie they could have easily used a new character but instead they took an already established and beloved hero because that adds to their street cred.
I don´t know how many changes they made on Morbius - and I guess they made a few since he is tied in to Spider - Man and they took out all the Spider - Man connections in Venom - and I wonder if it will be one of the better MCU movies like the first Doctor Strange movie or one that will end up on the bottom of the Marvel Comics movies like the Ghost Rider films.
We have another video I had to post ASAP featuring none other than my number one sex fantasy of all times, the best body in showbiz, Janet " All Night - Don´t Stop " Action Jackson - the living nubian blow up sex doll that walks like a prostitute - ( who has three solo posts on the blog plus three entries in my Justice League cast ) who not only is a well known sex nymfomaniac who dicktamed Justin Timberlake and confessed to be addicted to test out sex toys - especially double dildos - but it´s also an open secret that she insists on inspecting all new employees - orally .
There are rumors that one of her video shoots turned into a sex orgy with half a dozen of her male dancers but there is no proof and if there is any footage of the squirt marathon it is under lock and key. There are however two versions of the incident. There are sources who are connected to Janet Jackson who say that the dancers were so turned on by Janet Jackson on the previous rehearsal that they took a viagra overdose and took turns pumping the afro american aphrodite´s porn star body. Other sources connected to the defense of the dancers claim that it was Janet Jackson herself who forced the dancers to take the viagra overdose so she could use them as her breeding stallions and things got out of hand fast.
It´s no secret that Janet Jackson was predestined to play a stripper not only because of her incredibly fit and flexible pornstar hardbody which could have earned her a fortune as one of the biggest super stars in the adult entertainment industry but also because she has some incredible stripper moves that make real striptease pros envious. Which nasty Miss Jackson more than proved in Jermaine Dupri´s music video Gotta Getcha where Janet plays one extremely busty stripper dressed up as a school girl or teacher. I don´t know if the script explicitly said " busty stripper " but with her huge DD melons it´s the only kind Janet can believably portray.
I always knew that Janet was a sex freak ( Janet admitted to joining the Mile High Club and is a well known size queen ) and although the rumors that Bobby Brown banged her in the 80s might not be true it is much more believable that she used Justin Timberlake as her sextoy and dumped him after a month of steamy sex marathons . According to Justin it took Janet an hour to get in my pants after we first hooked up and she was so wild in bed that I didn´t know how to handle it. I was falling in love with Miss Jackson but during our get - togethers she only wanted to have sex.
I don´t think of myself as sexy but I am a very sexual being, I always have sex on my mind. I feel very comfortable with it and I think it´s great if a guy has a good sized package. I know the effect my body has on guys so I sometimes use it to get especially well hung guys into my bedroom where I tie them to the bed and bang their brains out in a marathon sex orgy.
I go completely crazy and make them squirt again and again until they are completely drained. I regret doing it but I´ll turn around and do it again.
Man, now that she´s getting divorced all the horny perverts around the world are hoping to dicktame this ASSential afro - american aphrodite six ways to Sunday. But they will only be used by blowjob addict Janet as her personal sex toys since she has a lot of pent up sexual energy and will go on a sperm extraction spree, massaging huge monstercocks with her giant boobs, deepthroating schlongs left and right until they squirt like crazy.
Coming back to the video, this is one I have been looking for since forever but so far it was only available in very poor quality : Janet Jackson´s appearance on the german tv show TV Total hosted by Herr Stefan Raab.
But before you get too excited they cut Janet Jackson´s bonerinducing performance of All Night ( Don´t Stop ) probably because of the GEMA.
Now I don´t know how to explain the GEMA. I know that on YouTube there are a lot of problems if you use music without permission so the GEMA has to do with copyright but it´s not like in most other countries.
Since I am not sure how copyright laws work in other countries I am going to tell you what I know about the GEMA. Although I don´t remember how I got involved with them. Anyway, we were having a mail exchange ( I am talking about real letters here so you know how long ago this was which means that this information may be outdated ) and they explained that you can´t use music without the permission of the artist or the copyright owner and if you did they had to come in and slap you with a lawsuit.
So I asked if they paid the artist. Which they denied. Then I asked if they contacted the artist to let his people know that somebody was using their music without permission to make sure he got paid. Which they told me is not something they are obliged to do. Then I asked if they at least had contacts to other people who would contact someone to make sure the artist in question got paid. Which they told me was not part of their job.
So I asked them if they were just an institution who absued its power by slapping lawsuits on citizens and didn´t care about the rights of musicians at all. Which they 100 percent confirmed. Then I asked if at least a part of the money they got from fines went to help out the artists but they informed me that most of that money went to maintaining themselves.
But if I wanted to complain I could do so during office hours from 10 o´clock in the morning to 11 o´clock in the morning due that the offices were closed for the rest of the day for their daily office sex parties.
Anyway, while it is a bummer that they cut Janet Jackson´s steamy performance of All Night ( Don´t Stop ) you still have the full interview with the afro - american aphrodite which is nothing to sneeze at either. I mean we are talking about the best body in showbiz here, nothing less.
As I said, so far this was only available in bad quality so it´s nice to have it in if not HD then at least in slightly better quality. Her performance from this show on the other hand is almost impossible to find on YouTube and the few instances where I did find a video of it it had the worst quality.
Now it took me a day to make some animated GIFs from this but it was totally worth it. If you want something done right you have to do it yourself - most of the time - and if you are doing something yourself it is worth doing it right. Which means you don´t skimp on quality, you put in the work and maybe you loose a day or two but you get something legit.
Now I have said that I can´t trust my memory before but I always had the impression that Janet Jackson did not enjoy her appearance on the show.
But going through the video frame by frame I have to say that yes, it looks like Janet Jackson is very awkward and shy at the beginning when they are talking about Nipplegate and not being used to Stefan Raab´s antics she is probably wondering what she signed up for but once they get past that and start talking seriously she is loosening up, living her life and for most of the show she is grinning from boob to boob ... I mean, ear to ear.
But being real for a moment here, I have to give Stefan Raab props for conducting this interview and not botching it up but I guess he knew that if he fucked this one up his show would have been canceled very quick.
And I must salute his restraint and keeping eye contact with Janet since Dear Lord Almighty she is fronting some serious cleavage here. If it would have been me I probably wouldn´t have been able to look Janet Jackson in the face and I would have been drooling all over her juicy chocolate melons the whole time. Props go again to Stefan Raab for keeping his composure because he must have had a huge erection the whole time.
Although keeping in mind what a well known oral sex addict Janet Jackson is she probably sucked Stefan Raab´s dick after the show - just for scientific research about penis sizes in Europe - until it became as hard as unto a thing of iron at which point blowjob nympho Janet deepthroated his pulsating member until it had increased to three times its regular size.
Not one to let a good erection go to waste Janet massaged Stefan´s love bone and when he was finally good and ready Janet spread her legs wider than a fillipino hooker impaled herself with his massive manhood and rode him like a breeding stallion. At which point the rest of the band joined in turning this milking session into a weekend long marathon penetration sensation fuck marthon during which they tried to dicktame Janet into being their blow up sex doll by incessantly assaulting her porn star body with their horsecocks, drilling her into every orifice - at the same time !
To make up for the lack of Janet Jackson performances in the video above I am including this almost two hour compilation of the best performances from game show Wetten Dass ? which include two by Miss Janet herself.
As it couldn´t be any other way this video also has some problems, in this case the video´s format is streched out so most of her boobs are cut off.
So for my newer reader - and my faithful followers who might have missed this - here is the uncut performance of Janet Jackson´s All For You on Wetten Dass ? and you can find the rest of her appearance on YouTube.
Speaking of Janet Jackson´s appearances on tv shows, one of her bASSt live performances wASS without a doubt on Jay Leno´s The Tonight Show where she almost had a wardrobe malfunction. ASS it is Janet seriously underestimated the weight of the tech pack so she had to constantly pull up her pants and because she didn´t always manage to do it fASSt enough we got more than a good eyeful of Janet Jackson´s naked ASS cheeks and even her full butt crack. Holy Moley, Miss Jackson if you´re nASSty indeed.
Now this video is kind of a re - post because I posted this performance by Janet before but it´s also new because the video I had posted has been deleted and this is the best quality you can currently find on YouTube.
Coming back to the topic of our post, since a lot of people might be interested in picking up some Doctor Strange comics after watching the movies here are two videos about the best stories to start reading. I have included only two because I couldn´t find one in german, es tut mir leid.
A lot of people know that before the MCU brought Doctor Strange to the big screen there was a Doctor Strange tv movie that was supposed to be the pilot for a tv series with the Sorcerer Supreme. Now what not so many comic afficionados might know is that between theses two movies there was another Doctor Strange movie in 1992. Kind of. What happened was that Full Moon Entertainment had bought the rights to Doctor Strange and when the project fell through close to the start of production they rewrote the script to avoid copyright infringement and called it Doctor Modrid. You can read more on SCREENRANT , NERDIST and CINEMANIA .
We come to a different investigator of the mystic and mysterious as Ayer Nomas offers its usual in depth analysis of Kolchak, The Night Stalker.
Longtime followers of the blog know that I posted a few episodes of Kolchak in previous post but since most of them have been deleted I hope that I will have more luck with this installment of New Castle After Dark.
While Kolchak works mostly in the grey area between the incredible and the improbable german pulp hero John Sinclair, Ghost Hunter operates in the dark dimensions that are populated by vampire vixens, werewolves, zombies, ghouls, demons and everything else that goes bump in the night.
Also he works for the Scotland Yard instead of a newspaper. Originally I was looking for Bloody Halloween because it was adapted as an audio drama twice, first by the old company and also by the new one. I used to have both of them as an audio cassette ( I´m that old ) and the adaptions are different enough that if you don´t know they´re based on the same novel chances are you will think they are two stories that share the same title.
So my english speaking readers don´t feel left out here is an english audio drama of John Sinclair, Demon Hunter. Which I guess is more catchy than Ghost Hunter. There are other changes like that in the english version John is an Afghanistan veteran who is skilled in hand - to - hand combat.
The main reason for revisiting John Sinclair is that I found an episode of Night Talk with an interview with Helmut Rellergerd who under the name Jason Dark wrote the majority of the John Sinclair pulp novels. Out of the more than 2,280 novels that have been published so far only 55 have been written by other authors. By the way, Jason Dark has also written for the pulp novel series Gespenster Krimi ( which is where John Sinclair started before he got his own pulp series ), Damona King and Professor Zamorra.
Closing out this part of the bonus section we have a - really very small - overview of various Bastei Verlag pulp novel series including John Sinclair.
Coming back to sorcerers, a wise man once said that a sorcerer is just a wizard without a hat. Anyway, I was racking my brain about a tv show with a wizard and after looking for episodes of Merlin without much luck I remembered that there was a tv show called The Magician with Bill Bixby.
Likewise I was looking for a cartoon with the most famous magician in comics - Lee Falk´s Mandrake - but I only found episodes of Defenders Of The Earth. Until I came across The Magician, a show from the french animation studio Gaumont Multimedia that I remember watching on Pro7.
This has nothing to do with the topic of Todays post, just a random movie for my german followers ( give my regards to the old homestead ) : The Flight Of The Phoenix, one of Hardy Krüger´s most iconic performances.
It´s back to the mystical realm of myth and magic with Walt Disney´s The Dragonslayer with Peter MacNichol and in this case the german title is practically the same while the spanish is The Dragon From The Fire Lake.
Staying with classic fairy tales Klassiker der Weltliteratur takes a look at the work of the Brothers Grimm, who didn´t come up with new stories but who were one of the first who thought that collecting theses stories and writing them down was a worthwile endeavour and who enriched the lives and imaginations of countless generations of kids all over the globe.
Closing things out we have the australian animated movie The Magic Riddle. a mash up of various fairy tales from the Brothers Grimm / Charles Perrault ( he collected tales 100 year earlier than the Brothers Grimm and many of his stories can be found in their books although alterations were made to some of them ) as well as a story by another children´s books author. I´m not saying which one because I don´t want to spoil anything.
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