So there I was, trying to finish my second Yaya Han Chun Li reader´s request post because of her upcoming birthday. But as I kept adding more stuff about Zorro to the bonus section I thought : " With all this material why not make a full blown post on el Zorro ? " Naturally my first impulse was to make an Alex Toth Zorro post since he is the artist who is mostly associated with that character. Sadly I didn´t have enough material for such a post. That´s when I remembered that Matt Wagner had done a series about el Zorro and boy did that lead me down an entire rabbit hole.
Now those faithful blog followers who have read my two previous Matt Wagner spotlight posts know that he is one of the few artists I follow on facebook. So I knew he had not only written a ZORRO series but also provided the covers. The only problem was that once again I didn´t have enough of those in my Matt Wagner folder so I did a quick search on the internet and found more than I had bargained for. Not only has Matt Wagner done a series on Zorro there is also a series - written by Quentin Tarantion no less - in which Zorro teams up with Django and another one called ZORRO RIDES AGAIN in which a female Zorro - who goes by Lady Zorro - makes her first appearance. Man, I really have been living under a rock. Or more like I´ve lived under a rock on the outskirts of civilization.
Longtime listeners know that lately links have become rare but since I had to do some research for this post there are some I want to include even though I fear they are leaning a bit heavy on the spanish speaking side.
But that´s just how the internet works. Now that I have set up camp here in Spain the spanish websites show up first whenever I am doing a search on the net. I hope you will none the less enjoy Mariano Abrach´s lengthy overview of Matt Wagner´s Zorro series - in spanish - on ZONA NEGATIVA , 13TH DIMENSION 13 Batman covers by Matt Wagner and you can find more about Alex Toth´s Zorro - also in spanish - at UN UNIVERSO DE VINETAS .
And to add insult to injury we start off the bonus material of this post with another episode of Ayer Nomas about the original El Zorro tv show.
But don´t worry, I haven´t forgotten my english speaking visitors. First up we have The Well Of Death from the 1957 Walt Disney produced Zorro starring Guy Williams as Don Diego de la Vega and his alter ego El Zorro.
Next up we have simply Zorro which was called The New Adventures of Zorro in Spain and Zorro - The Black Avenger in Germany starring Efrem Zimbakist Jr as the titular character Don Alejandro de la Vega in the first season and Henry Darrow from the second season forward. In this series Don Alejndro has inherited the mantle of Zorro from his father Don Diego de la Vega who is played by Duncan Regehr. Now this being a 90s tv show - it ran from 1990 to 1993 - I really should not be surprised but I still didn´t expect to find wrestlers like Rowdy Roddy Piper or Jesse Ventura among such cast members like Adam West, Phillip Michael Thomas or Daniel Craig.
We continue my GOODBYE GERMANY tour with Zorro´s Legions Ride Again from the tv series Western From Yesterday ( Western von Gestern ) which is how I watched all those classic westerns in black and white. The show that ran from 1978 until 1986 and its 155 ( !!! ) episodes presented various western short films from the 1930s to 1950s which originally ran circa 60 minutes but which were either cut down to 25 minutes or 50 minutes and shown in two parts. Ah, the germans just love to cut movies especially for tv. The show also included movie serials and among the most popular were Jesse James Rides Again, The Adventures Of Fuzzy Jones and of course Zorro. Also very popular with the german audience were the early movies with John Wayne, Clark Gable, Roy Rogers, Gene Autrey and Richard Dix.
Again, for my english speaking readers - as well as my german followers who want to experience the full and uncut version - here is the complete movie serial of the twelve exciting chapters of Zorro Rides Again ( called Zorro´s Black Whip in Germany ) with John Caroll as James Vega / Zorro.
There are a ton of Zorro movies but I have to include my favorite one and it´s not only because Antonio Banderas inherits the cape of the masked vigilante who was one of the main inspirations for Batman. Sir Anthony Hopkins delivers one of his best performances as the original Zorro and speaking of stunning performances, all natural bra busting 34C - 25 - 36 Catherine Zeta Jones does a sexually arousing dance without getting naked that deserves to be conserved for posterity. And that´s the only downside : you have a ravishing raven haired racktastic living blow up sex doll like Catherine Zeta Jones in the movie and in the only scene where she is topless everything important is covered up by her long hair. She doesn´t even get a chance to show her breast features. It´s an injustice.
By the way, I know there is a sequel of this but don´t even bother as they totally ruined it by trying to make it more kid friendly, bringing in Zorro´s son before he has anything of value to contribute and introducing a story line in which Zorro´s wife seeks independence and emancipation which is not only unnecessary - since Zorro always treated her as an equal - but it also makes no sense. So Catherine Zeta Jones´ body is even more wasted in this one. No, just stick to the first movie and ignore everything else.
Another great part of the movie - at least for a spanish guy like me - is the score and here we have the main theme played with a flamenco guitar.
Coming back to the beginning of the post, while I don´t have enough good material for a full blown Alex Toth Zorro post I want to at least acknowledge his version with a video since it is the most iconic one.
Apropos iconic, when you mention Alex Toth you have to include one of the classic cartoons he worked on and I think we can all agree that Space Ghost - or in this case Fantasma Del Espacio - stands a cut above the rest.
Coming back to Zorro before we take a break for the tittilating torrid teen tittywonder teasers from Teens React ( or how it is more aptly called by millions of horny shut ins around the globe Tits React ) I wanted to include as much stuff about Zorro as possible. And what many people out there don´t know is that the Lady Zorro from Matt Wagner´s comicbook series Zorro Rides Again is not the first female version of El Zorro. In the year 2000 erotic skinflic Zorrita : Passion´s Avenger had 36E ( !!! ) - 24 - 33 midnight movie veteran Shauna O´Brien as the virginal ( don´t worry, this condition doesn´t last very long ) Bella who finds the diary of the famous Zorrita and decides to fight the injustices in her own life by picking up the mantle. While Shauna is as hot as usual even she couldn´t save the uninspired writing and acting in the movie and her nude scenes are the only redeeming quality of this quite deservedly straight to video disaster.
You are way better off watching one of Shauna O´Brien´s other classics like The Mistress Club where she mistakes the tv repair guy for a hired gigolo and completely dicktames the lucky guy like a breeding stallion or the Sex Files : Erotic Possession series where she plays a lapdancer, a role Shauna was literally built for since she got herself some big porn implants.
Since there are - understandably - no clips of Zorrita : Passion´s Avenger on YouTube we make do with the 1974 Zorro movie with Alain Delon.
By the way, since we are on the subject of sex scenes worthy of being included in the Sex Movie Hall Of Fame check out the 1994 thriller The Teddybear in which Alain Delon totally bangs the living daylights out of italian living 34C - 25 - 35 blow up sex doll Francesca Dellera. In the scene Alain Delon really pounds born for porn actress Francesca relentlessly like she owed him money with her writhing in convulsions but the drilling didn´t stop there. Seizing the opportunity to dicktame such an ultimate sexbomb to be his obedient sex slave Alain continued to put Francesca´s porn star body to the test all night long until she agreed to become his personal sextoy well beyond the shooting of the movie had concluded.
Now you might think that a certified men milking machine like Francesca Dellera would have turned the tables on Alain Delon and make him squirt until he can´t get it up anymore but she was already reeling from the treatment she received from Christopher Lambert who slamfucked her brain out six ways to Sunday. But we will come to Christopher later on.
It´s been a hot minute since I posted something from Teens React but now the videos have piled up so I wanted to feature some of the hot tamales. With a bit of luck I can put these spotlights in my next posts.
We start with blow up sex doll in training Krischelle strutting her stuff and longtime followers of the blog may recall that I predicted that she would be one you should watch since she would become a real contender in the unofficial Miss Tits React Teen competition in the not too distant future.
Man, if the way this nymphomanic teenage sexmachine is stretching out her shirt is any indication she is dicktaming all the boys. She will be a real heartbreaker ( or better dickbreaker ) keeping in mind that her 18th birthday is coming up. By the way does anybody know her measurements ?
I tried to find them and came across a page that has a plethora of pictures of all the Teens React girls - some of whom even I was not aware of. In any case, there were so many pics that I will have to go over the site another day but here I am feeling guilty about posting a few animated GIFs about the lovely react babes and there are websites out there with a truckload of pictures. Man, I was thinking if I should continue posting the videos at all and now I´m finding out that I´m the least pervy guy on the internet.
Sometimes I just can´t help myself and I want to point out the double standards in regards to the comment section where 90 percent of the comments you read are about the boys and how cute they are and you are expected to swallow that. Or at least not mention how annoying it is. But when you comment about Jair´s impressive cleavage or Becca´s unreal XXL breasts you get scolded. Click here for my wife Jair´s breast video .
Likewise Jayka´s best video of all times ( at least until now, I hope she can still top it ) is the dance video where she almost pops out of her skimpy top and constantly has to adjust her bouncing milkshakes . Daimn, it´s no wonder those tight fillipino nymphos took over the entire porn industry.
What has this society come to that quasi - gay - behavior is expected but a normal reaction to a hot girl is seen as something offensive and creepy ?
Man, it´s about time that they have Krischelle do a wet t - shirt car wash or at least a micro bikini / string tanga striptease / lapdance preferably with another react sexbomb like Jair, Becca, Jayka, Rae, or Kennedy.
As black girls Jair and Kennedy are predestined for working the pole and since Jayka is of fillipino descent she would be a natural at this. And I bet she also can spread her legs better than latina Jennifer Lopez in Hustlers.
They could make it a punishment for losing one of these challenges and regular readers may remember that I called " Foul ! " on the constant dog food eating punishment. I mean really, react audience ? There are so many hot react babes at your disposal and the best you can come up with is " They should eat a can of dog food. " There are many better uses for those absolutely stunning girls that immediately come to mind and on spanish game show for example it has become a staple that female contestants are drenched in water or wear a wet t - shirt, which could be adapted here.
Krischelle would be perfect for this and it´s too bad that The Bikini Open and other bikini / wet t - shirt shows like the California Girl Bikini Contest or Blue Ribbon Babes are not still around because she would be killing it.
What would be even better ( and therefore would never happen so I´m still rooting for the car wash idea ) is to either put a stipulation that she has to wear a t - shirt ( preferably a really tiny one with a lot of holes ) and for every food she tried she gets doused with a bucket of water.
Or - what I would prefer - she has to wear a wet t - shirt and a tiny g - string that doesn´t cover anything so her private parts would be fully exposed - and work the stripper pole for five minutes for every food.
I ´m sure a lot of React viewers would not mind spending an ejaculation weekend between this juvenile blow up sex doll´s split spread legs. Her boyfriend must give it to her 24 / 7 and don´t tell me she´s still a virgin.
The boys at school must be all over her and even if she somehow manages not to join the cheerleading squad ( we all know their main function is to be used by the horny jocks as cheap blow up sex dolls during their victory penetration parties to vent their sexual energy thus preventing them from ravaging other female students or teachers stretching them out with their schlongs ), the film club ( where they would immediately start shooting one adult movie after another all of them featuring a drugged out Krischelle in a plethora of extremely explicit sex scenes and since they all insist on method acting all the guys in school would pay to join the film club for a chance to Monster Ball Krischelle ) or go to a frat party ( where all men would try to get her drunk enough to become part of the x - rated entertainment as they drag her to the secret back room where they tie her to the bed before taking turns at mercilessly pounding her sweaty body into submission with their big swollen pulsating members due to a viagra overdose ) they would just jump her on her way home.
With her booming teen body all the horny perverts in her class must have noticed that there´s something jumping under Krischelle´s shirt and there must be a considerable number trying to fondle her funbags in gym class.
And I don´t want to think about swim class. I mean a soaking wet Krischelle in a bikini that can only partially cover her teen titties in a pool with dozens of hormonally easily excitable teenagers - must I say more ?
To avoid getting sexually assaulted in the locker room by the entire class she would have to let the perverted swim coach give her private lessons.
They would start with a sextra special breast stroking technique where Krischelle has to stroke the teacher´s horsecock with her mammaries until he has a huge erection, followed by some mouth to dick resucitation plus an extensive session of hardcore deepthroat head first surface diving.
Finally he would break her in with a combination of sidestroking, anal backstroking, turtle stroking ( which in this case is really slow backstroking ) and the crescendo octopus stroking in which Krischelle is penetrated so fast that it seems she is fucked by eight dicks at once. After that the guy would go on dicktaming her in the shower to be his blow up sex doll.
Sex ed must be equally dangerous since her male classmates constantly try to use her booming body for sex practice and the teacher makes her stay late for unannounced oral tests which he tapes just for security reasons.
At recess they are bound to gang up on her, drag her to a deserted spot and force her to massage their big meatpoles with her boobies before it turns into a deepthroat blowjob bonanza. It will be open season on her and if Krischelle is not used and abused by one of the students to be his sex toy during all the occassions there are for banging her into submission like watching a movie ( where they would be all over her tits as soon as the lights go out ), field trips ( either they handcuff her in the back of the bus where they have their way with her or someone pulls her into the bushes ) or other events there are also the teachers who noticed her blossoming body and blackmail Krischelle to let them Harry Weinstein her.
I wouldn´t mind dicktaming Krischelle myself - once she is of legal age of course - although I am not sure how we could get together with all the travel restrictions due to the pandemic. I think the only way would be if she came to Spain, got totally lost and somehow wound up in La Pobla.
WHEN A PROBLEM COMES ALONG YOU MUST WHIP IT, WHIP IT GOOD !
After this - I think much deserved break - we return to the world of El Zorro because even with all the stuff we talked about up until this point there is one thing we haven´t touched upon yet : the cartoons. There have been several versions of the adventures of the masked vigilante so when I read " Zorro cartoon in 3D " in the title of the following video I immediatelly thought it would be one of those new, soulless, completely computer generated 3D monstrosities that kids nowadays are accustomed to and therefore label " good animation " while everything else that is not computer rendered and drawn by hand is automatically seen as " bad animation ". But don´t fear, I have no idea why the " In 3D " is in the description of the video but this is from the classic Zorro cartoon show.
Speaking of hand drawn animation, next up we have The New Adventures Of Zorro from 1997. Man, the 90s are such a treasure trove of animation.
Of course there had to be an anime series which we got in the italian japanese co - production Return Of The Hero - The Legend Of Zorro.
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