As usual I was going through the birthdays and was about to see if I have enough quality material for the Carlos Pacheco post on Wednesday when I went over the folders in my work space and realized that I never did the planned follow up post about Dale Keown´s run on THE INCREDIBLE HULK.
Which I wrote back in July so everybody who missed it or who wants to refresh his memory should read before we continue. Back again ? Good.
Between my last comic related post about Peter David´s CAPTAIN MARVEL series ( to which we will return somewhere in the future because there are two more issues drawn by Jim Starlin ) and the last Dale Keown HULK post there is not much left to say about either of them - Peter David or Dale Keown - so we can go directly to the pictures. This is all art that was supposed to go into my first post about this topic but as always things didn´t go exactly as planned. In any case I will let you enjoy the Dale Keown art now and don´t be surprised if a third part of this appears.
Again I have no links for this post so we start directly with the birthdays I missed since my last post - or rather my last comic book related post since I wrote the two Demi Moore posts in advance and did not include any birthdays. So our first anniversary is one of the greatest comic masters, Jim Steranko who turned 80 on November the 5th. It really seems like there is nothing he can´t do which makes looking through his stuff for a new post especially frustrating for someone like me who tries to make comics and who fails so miserably at everything Steranko makes look so easy. Speaking of which, at the moment I don´t really have artwork that is good enough to warrant a new post so even if I had the time to write a new one I doubt that I would do it. And for those who have missed them here are the links to my Jim Steranko tribute posts from 2016 and 2017 .
Since I already covered the pop culture bits of Today I want to go over the rest of the cult sirens for November the 5th especially since I already name dropped Demi Moore. Because Robert Patrick celebrated his 60th birthday best known as Scorpion´s Agent Gallo ( my Mom always gets a kick out of that which is hard to explain to non spanish speaking people ), the T - 1000 from Terminator 2 and Demi Moore´s good for nothing ex - husband in Striptease. And I just did two new posts for Demi Moore where I put a lot of new HQ GIFs which I could not fit into her previous cult siren posts .
Demi Moore ( who is the number one in my Top Movie Stripteases thanks to her spectacular performance in Striptease ) is not the only sexbomb Robert Patrick worked with as he starred in Double Dragon where Alyssa Milano put her teenage butt cheeks on display in a pair of cut off jeans.
Sexbomb Alyssa Milano ( who got two entries on this blog, the main post and the bonus round with her best episodes on Charmed ) is of course best known as the most charming, sexiest and all around greatest of all the Halliwell witches, Phoebe Halliwell on the cult tv show Charmed.
According to some interviews she gave later she wasn´t so keen on some of the sexy outfits but Alyssa was the main reason why guys watched the show, it was all to see her shaking her hips as a sultry belly dancer with her tits hanging out or an almost naked mermaid. Also Alyssa was busy taming male co - stars Julian McMahon and Brian Krause as her personal sex slaves.
Before she starred in Charmed Alyssa appeared in an episode of Outer Limits where she didn´t leave much to the imagination thanks to the lower restrictions of the Sci Fi channel. She was well on her way to become a sexsymbol but of course we wanted to see more of her. And male viewers got their wish when Alyssa got her freak on in Embrace of the Vampire where she did her breast performance going full frontal. I did a re - post of Alyssa Milano´s cult siren entry on her birthday back in 2016.
But Robert Patrick´s best babe movie must have been The Cool Surface in which then still very young cult siren Teri Hatcher takes her clothes off.
She played the BEST Lois Lane on tv so far and was the first actress who made it believable that Superman would choose her over the ultimate sex bombs in the Justice League of America like Big Barda or Wonder Woman.
She also was in Desperate Housewives where Teri proved she still looked racktastic . And who could ever forget the " I´m not a stripper ! " scene ?
Check out my last post on cult siren Teri Hatcher to read more about her comic book connections like her appearance in Tales From The Crypt or Tango & Cash where she showed her porn star body and her dancing skills.
Staying with my favorite tv shows Armin Shimerman turned 69 who is best known for his role as bar owner Quark on Star Trek : Deep Space Nine.
He also appeared on an episode of Remington Steele, had a whole bevy of young sexbombs like Sarah Michelle Gellar, Eliza Dushku and Charisma Carpenter as co stars on Buffy where he played Principal Snyder, was a criminal in Tricks Of The Trade with 1980s tv bikini cut siren Markie Post and was on Sledge Hammer with the mega hot MILF Anne - Marie Martin.
Since I have already posted the episode Model Dearest in which Dori Doreau goes undercover as a bikini model ( which Anne - Marie Martin pulls off easily thanks to her stunning bikini body ) here is episode 9 of the first season Magnum Farce ( sorry but I could only find the latino version ) in which they have to question a guy in a sauna and their clothes shrink. Dori´s skirt gets really tiny and you can see Anne - Marie´s incredible legs. They could have done much more with such a sex goddess on the show.
Cult tv bikini sexbomb Charisma Carpenter is best known as Cordelia Chase on Buffy and the spin off Angel although Today´s kids may better know her from her recurring role on Veronica Mars which means they missed a lot of scorching bikini scenes with Charisma´s huge 34D beach balls.
One of these days I´ll have to get the first season of Veronica Mars to find out how it all started since I came in at the tailend of that season - as usual. Besides Veronica Mars Charisma Carpenter was also in episode 11 of season 5 of Burn Notice where she showed that she still has the goods.
Charisma´s huge funbags alone are worth the price of admission . Daimn !
Of course I have to mention one of my all time tv crushes Markie Post but since I just did a new post on her - not a repost - I am trying to keep it shorter than usual. Longtime readers know that while Markie Post was practically in everything that was on tv in the 70s and 80s she became one of my ultimate sex phantasies on the show The Fall Guy which every male that was alive in the 80s remembers - and we will get to the reason why.
At the beginning she played a minor role but one of the producers must have realized what a waste it is to have somebody like Markie on the cast without letting her " show what her Mama gave her " like they say Today.
But The Fall Guy didn´t just have 80s Power Girl Markie Post they also put blonde bombshell Heather Thomas in the show right from the beginning.
She played stunt body double ( and what a body it was ) Jody and her job was to keep the male viewers hooked by providing eye candy. She was in all episodes except for an episode in the first season. Yes, fan service is not as new as some people might want you to think and Heather Thomas mainly got the part because of her absolutely amazing bikini figure. OMG !
Like most growing teenagers I watched that show religiously but the biggest part of its appeal for me were sexbombs like Heather Thomas and Markie Post who didn´t appear as often in a bikini as I would have liked.
Well, Heather Thomas did since that was her main purpose on the show but Markie Post´s appearances in bikinis on The Fall Guy were very few .
80s Power Girl Markie Post is probably the best known cult siren on the blog because not only have I done many re - posts of her original post .
I also keep mentioning her in other posts and her original post is in the Top Ten Posts widget that appears on every post. Since I have done so many different versions it is not so tragic that I did not do a re - post last year even though I did the last version of her cult siren entry in 2016 .
Speaking of blonde sexbombs, german cult siren Elke Sommer celebrated her 78th birthday and you can find a an interview on CLASSIC FILM AND TV CAFÈ and a review of Deadlier Than The Male on DOUBLE O SECTION .
Since she had starred in the Karl May western Unter Geiern ( see the plunging cleavage outfit above ) I originally wanted to include another Winnetou movie but those videos have also been deleted from YouTube.
We continue with the celebrity birthdays for November the 10th and I had to consult the trusty Bildschriftenverlag homepage to find out that Darick Robertson turned 50. For some reason you can´t find this information with google or wikipedia. Longtime readers know that Darick is a callback to my earliest posts on this blog. It´s true, I didn´t write a spotlight on Darick Robertson before 2011 but my second post - from 2006 - was a raving review of the sadly shortlived Nightcrawler mini series by Roberto Aguirre Sacasa. Sometimes it is surprising which artists get individual posts here but as long time readers are accustomed it are more often than not the underappreciated artists instead hyped hot artists who get served first.
Nevertheless it took me until 2016 to write another post about Darick Robertson which was a chance for me to post more Power Girl as he had worked on Justice League Europe during BREAKDOWNS which introduced Power Girl´s famous coconut bra costume. And I just want to say that I still have not given up on a Yaya Han Power Girl coconut bra cosplay ( with the tiniest coconut shells you can find although compared to her huge 40D oppai all coconut shells probably look small no matter how big they are ) as she has already shown that she does a terrific Power Girl cosplay and she certainly has no problem filling out the magical cleavage window.
So far I had written five posts on Yaya - two of them are pretty safe but the other three are absolutely not safe for work - and I keep mentioning her on various JLA casting posts and any other posts involving exotic sexbombs like Kiana Tom, Ava Cadell, Akira Lane, Miko Lee, Gail Kim or Minka and I swear the completely NSFW BIG YAYA HAN POST is still in the pipeline. In the meantime I have made two new posts about Yaya which showcases a part of her anatomy that I have ignored too often - her legs.
One reason why Miko Lee kept popping up in the posts about Yaya Han is that I needed a body double for Yaya´s more explicit scenes I had in mind.
Which is not ideal since Yaya Han has a 40D bust and Miko Lee is nowhere near in that league. Thankfully it looks like hasian talk show host Jeannie Mai is auditioning for the part and while she also is a bit smaller than Yaya in the chest area she does have an impressive skill set. I am convinced.
This hot sexbomb is of vietnamese descend and even though she is " only " a 37C and not a 40D like Yaya Han I think she could be a body double for explicit scenes. At least it would be fun to put her body to the test.
Speaking of which, since it has been too long since our last Jeannie Mai video here is a new one with the cast of The Real dressing up and asian blow up sex doll Jeannie squeezed her big oppai into a tight harem girl outfit which gets me in the mood to spend some arabian nights with her.
Mai oh Mai, she could keep me awake for more than one thousand and one nights but she would not be telling any stories since Jeannie would be too busy giving my magic lamp ( which not only grants more than three wishes but also grows to enormous size if you rub it the right way ) a spit shine with her asian lubrication before applying the wax with her huge massage balls. For the finish she insists on french polishing it as she is a pro in the use of asian lapping materials. Plus Jeannie is too classy to talk with a full mouth and it would be difficult to tell a story while getting her brains f - worded out and screaming with pleasure at the top of her lungs.
For too many posts I have waited for a good opportunity to post another Yaya Han video but as it seems that will never come to pass I am fed up with waiting. So here is the hottest Yaya Han interview I have at the moment. The best part is at 1 : 14 ( pay attention to her breathing ! ) and I thought abut making a GIF but not only does it take longer than I can afford now the camera also moves around too much to get a good result.
Coming back to Darick Robertson, I haven´t read much of his comics lately which is mainly due to the fact that he stayed so long on The Boys. I know that he did some issues of the new Harbinger Renegade series but lately I haven´t bought a lot of Valiant books. Which I want to rectify as soon as possible but money is tight right now since Christmas is coming up and it will probably be 2019 when I can get the new Archer & Armstrong series.
We are still going through the celebrity birthdays for November the 10th and next is sexbomb extraordinaire Athena Massey who turned 51. While you might have seen her on Seinfeld or Black Scorpion she is best know for playing sex starved cop Cindy Hannen in the cineastic masterpiece Undercover Heat . If you haven´t seen the movie I wrote more about it in my 2016 birthday post of cult siren Elizabeth Berkeley where you can also find more animated GIFs of Athena Massey in not safe for work action.
Speaking of Elizabeth Berkley she was on Saved By The Bell with sexbomb Tiffany Amber Theissen as was Michael Jai White who also celebrated his 51st birthday. Other hot co stars of Michael have been Lorenzo Lama´s wife Kathleen Kinmont in Renegade, Catherine Bell on J.A.G. and Kiana Tom in Universal Soldier 2 - The Return ( he also was in the first movie ).
Fitness guru Kiana Tom whose name means " moon goddess " and who owes her exotic look to her mixed heritage of chinese, hawaiian and irish surely knew how to make men drool on Flex Appeal, where she used to give entire generations of horny teenagers huge erections with her 36Ds.
This earned Kiana Tom her very own cult siren entry which I reposted in 2016 and again in 2017 . I also cast her as the female post CRISIS Dr. Light in my first CASTING THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA MOVIE ( THE HOLLYWOOD EDITION ) post and I also mentioned Kiana in my second alternates post as part of a lesbian double dildo fourway sex orgy with porn star Miko Lee , fetish model Akira Lane and cosplay icon Yaya Han .
Coming back to hawaiian heartbreaker and PLAYBOY centerfold Kiana Tom, as an actress her most famous part was in UNIVERSAL SOLDIER 2 or UNIVERSAL SOLDIER - THE RETURN how it is sometimes called were her short bit part at the beginning is the only redeeming value of the flick.
In the scene Jean Claude Van Damme and Kiana Tom´s character Maggie are running an exercise run against the universal soldiers. They are separated and Kiana Tom is captured by wrestler Goldberg. Now I don´t know where the logic is here as he´s supposed to be some kind of cyborg but he does what any healthy man would do in his situation. Namely tie the helpless Kiana Tom whose shirt reveals a really huge bulge to a tree.
But it gets even better as Goldberg ( named Romeo in the movie which might explain why he tries to get it on with Kiana ) rips open her shirt !
Now that´s what I call entertainment : we´re only six minutes into the movie and we already see Kiana´s bra - clad melons exposed ( sadly she doesn´t go bra - less although she definitely has the hardbody to pull it off, but since she doesn´t show more skin it is the erotic highlight ). It is just a quick glimpse, but you can see that Kiana really doesn´t have much to be ashamed of because those perfect heavenly hangers look amazing !
This year I haven´t done a re - post of Kiana Tom yet because I tried to find out more about this scene but it is not mentioned in any interviews.
The only thing that brings this down is that some sources claim that Kiana used a boob double for the scene. Which is hard to believe since it really isn´t necessary. Dammit, Kiana´s body is banging and if you check out the frames just before her pigeons fly loose you can see her big bust ready to explode. So the only reason why they would have used a double would be that she was too erotic and they shot somebody with a smaller chest. I´m no expert on chest sizes especially when it comes to american chest sizes but I like to believe that we get to see the real Kiana. And if not then I stick to the theory that Kiana´s at least as gifted as her body double or that Kiana´s chest is even bigger because otherwise it makes no sense.
In any case I´d like to get more information on who was her body double for the scene since she must also be a pretty hot number. Back to the scene, there isn’t a whole lot of skin here, but the bra busting moment might have you doing some serious Van Dammage to your man region !
Which makes it even less understandable that she didn´t do a nude scene in Universal Soldier 2. It´s not like Kiana has any problems with nudity since she not only posed naked for PLAYBOY, no, she also confessed that she is such a perfectionist that she had to wait until the right time in her career where she felt her body was in the best shape it has ever been in.
Too many actresses or female celebrities get the urge to do nude pictures when they are older or they want to show that they are still hot but most of them didn´t think of doing naked photos in their younger years and so their new pictures are useless because we have nothing to compare it to.
But Kiana did it right, she made it at her physical prime and her pictorial is awesome ! It´s no wonder her issue completely sold out in one month.
As for her role in the film, Maggie is hardly used ( no pun intended ) and many reviewer bemoan that she didn´t get naked. I don´t know where the producers are coming from as they fumbled one of the biggest pulls of the movie when they decide not to make her a bigger part of the movie.
Really guys, which producer in his right mind passes up an opportunity to get a body like this naked ? Let´s just be realistic here. If a hot exotic sexbomb like Kiana Tom with a pornstar hardbody that just won´t quit was my co - worker I´d definitely spend all my free time slam-banging the living daylights out of her until I had tamed Kiana to be my obedient sex slave.
So for those who can´t get enough of Kiana Tom you might want to check the infamous Bodyshaping Bikini Workout ( part 1 / part 2 / part 3 ) that YouTube already took down once as long as you still can. Probably because besides Kiana Tom you also get the no less stunning Kimiko Tanaka who is an exotic mix of american indian and japanese. So you get two exotic sexbombs wearing tiny bikinis for the price of one which must have lead to countless guys getting the mother of all nosebleeds because of oppai overload. Plus in the second part Carla Dunlap substitutes Kiana Tom.
As far as comic book credits go Michael Jay White plays Bronze Tiger on Arrow and did voices on the animated shows Static Shock ( I didn´t even know there WAS a Static Shock cartoon ), Justice League and Batman : The Brave And The Bold. He also appeared in The Dark Knight, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II : The Secret Of The Ooze although to 90s kids he is best known for playing the title character in Todd McFarlane´s epic Spawn.
With Vanessa Angel who turned 52 there are a few comic connections although I´m not sure if the tv series Weird Science counts since it only had the same title as the EC comic. Another sci fi role was Anisa / Freya in Stargate SG 1 although the leggy 34C bombshell is best kown as the russian sexbomb in Spies Like Us ( she was the only good part of that movie ) and the main distraction in Kingpin which was not a movie about the famous Spider - Man villain. With her comedic skills and her killer measurements I always wondered why she didn´t have a bigger movie career in Hollywood.
It´s back to comic books for one last time as Neil Gaiman celebrated his 58th birthday. Yes, I know that he also does regular books and a lot of his stuff has been turned into movies and tv series. But for me Neil will always be a comic book writer first. God, was my last Neil Gaiman post really in 2011 ? If it weren´t for Teri Hatcher ( she did the voice of the other mother in Coraline ) I only would get to write about him once a year.
I don´t know if it´s a coincidence that I mentioned Universal Soldier and Kiana Tom earlier because Roland Emmerich turned 63. The Stuttgart born prodigy was the director of the first Universal Soldier and producer of Eight Legged Freaks which starred Ms Fanservice Kari Wuhrer as the hot sheriff of the little town that gets overrun by giant spiders. While that may not be very realistic it is addressed in the movie as the horndog teenagers of the town call her the sexiest sheriff in the country.
Kari is best know for her role of Maggie Beckett on the sci fi cult show Sliders. She was put on the cast as the boner guarantee for the male audience and they got more than their money´s worth in the Wild West episode where she´s almost spilling out of her snug saloon girl corsage.
She also was in Hot Blooded, a really bad movie that doesn`t even have full frontal nudity. Nevertheless it´s one of my favorite movies with Kari because she looks really hot in this one. You get to see a lot of cleavage and boobs and in the first sex scene on the bed you can see her sexy ass.
And because one scene where she´s at a gas station and pulls down her leather top to make the desk clerk horny. She´s really pulling it in all directions so you get to see her full boobs. I have no evidence but I swear I can see some nipple. I bet Kari had to do this scene a hundred times as the crew was sabotaging all takes just to see her boobs again and again.
In any case, I had this scene on a video tape on a loop and I must have heard the words " This material just doesn´t breathe ! " a hundred times.
Like I said there is no full frontal nudity in this cineastic masterpiece but you get a bit of sideboob in a scene that was heavily cut on german tv.
They cut parts from when she´s using a whip to get into the mood and pours hot wax on his body. They also cut some parts from where she´s on top of him which I didn´t know until I found the movie on the internet.
Damn you, german tv for keeping Kari Wuhrer´s sideboob away from me !
Fun fact : when I casted Kari Wuhrer as Gypsy in my Casting the Justice League of America movie series the character hadn´t appeared on the tv show The Flash. So when I chose Kari for that role Gypsy´s super powers did not include vibing between dimensions but when people read it now they might get the impression that I chose her because of the tv show where she was sliding between dimensions. I thought I had run out of Kari Wuhrer videos but last week while going through old bookmarks I came across some from the computer game C & C - Red Alert in which she did appear. I used to be much more in the know about games and Kari really has the breast two reasons to spend endless hours in front of a computer screen. Her big, perfectly shaped floppy discs can get any joystick up and when Kari complains that she needs more RAM fast guys will be falling over themselves to give her hard drive a long deep penetration testing.
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