TALES FROM THE KRYPTONIAN: A Tittylating Tuesday with Bart Sears JLE !

Lately I have so many unfinished posts that I ignore most comicbook related birthdays but Christmas IS coming up very soon and as longtime followers of the blog know these Bart Sears birthday posts always give me a cheap excuse to talk about DC Comics Busenwunder Power Girl.

Also I did the last one two years ago so we are about due for another one. Now as my faithful followers know Today is also Mark Texeira's anniversary which leaves me usually with quite a conundrum about for whom I am going to make a post or at least to write a post for FIRST.

But this year it is quite easy because I am not sure if I have enough good material for a new Mark Texeira post. I used up most of his GHOST RIDER material in my Ghost Rider post that I wrote in February 2023 and there also was some material about Vampirella in my latest Vampirella post which was all about Harris Comics attempt to turn comicdom's sexiest vampire into a viable franchise again after decades of slow decline.

Now I could do a Mark Texiera post with a lot of Vampirella stuff and covers from Harris comics PANTHA series but I just did that Vampirella post around Halloween and I do not want to repeat myself too quickly.

So a Bart Sears post it is. What is funny or better said strange is that if regular blog visitors might remember my recent batch of posts started with me wanting to do a post about Adam Hughes tenure on PENTHOUSE COMIX and Bart Sears is one of the guys who picked up the slack when Adam Hughes decided that doing outright porn comics was not his cup of tea and left the YOUNG CAPTAIN ADVENTURE feature. Well, Bart Sears came to the rescue bringing his usual style of big - breasted bodacious babes to bear, much to the delight of all the comic afficionados who were regular readers of PENTHOUSE COMIX. What was more, since the publication and its sister magazine MEN'S ADVENTURE COMIX was clearly targeted at a more adult readership Bart Sears could do all the things he wanted that the guys at DC Comics never had let him do with Power Girl.

GOT WALLY WOOD ? or IT´S ALL ABOUT POWER GIRL´S POWER GIRLS

In the old comics artist Wally Wood kept making Power Girl´s breasts bigger and bigger to see how far he could take it. Or at least that is the urban legend. Speaking of Wally Wood´s Power Girl, if you want to see for yourself if there´s any truth to the claim that he supersized Power Girl´s boobs you can find the original art for the 17 page story from ALL - STAR COMICS 65 at the private collection of James Halperin and you can see them at an even bigger resolution at HERITAGE AUCTIONS . Well, in regards to Power Girl´s breast size ( let´s not loose track of what is important here ) fact is that the artists after Wally Wood drew her with normal proportions .... or what is considered normal for superheroines.

Until Bart Sears took over the character, buffed her up and returned her signature breast size - at least until the whole NEW 52 fiasko / retcon.

When I started to read american comics the DC universe was brand new thanks to the Crisis on Infinite Earths fallout and I grabbed all the series I didn´t know which included the two fisted combo of Justice League by Keith Giffen, J. M. DeMatteis and Kevin Maguire and Justice League Europe also by Giffen and Matteis, art by Bart Sears and inks by Pablo Marcos whom I knew from his work on Defenders. I don´t know if it was fate but the very first issue of Justice League Europe I got was issue 4 in which Power Girl, Flash and Animal Man share a hotel room as they go to Bialya on an undercover mission. I re - read the issue a few times and I always wondered if these more human - and more horny in the case of Flash - heroes didn´t spend the dull waiting time in a more adult way.

Well, I was young, in my sexual prime and had a lot of spare time in the barracks ( we were three in one room but the others went home after duty so I had the black and white television set with a lot of TUTTI FRUTTI and PLAYBOY LATE NIGHT episodes all to myself which didn´t exactly help my situation ) so I re - read the issue a few times imagining what could have happened if Animal Man had gotten Power Girl under his control with pheromones. Ah, all the things I would have done to her.

One of the main attractions of TUTTI FRUTTI was of course brabuster Monique Sluyter who not only had no problem taking off her clothes on tv the blonde also often disrobed for various gentleman magazines.

Regular readers of this blog already know that I cast her as Fire a.k.a. Beatriz da Costa in the Andy Sidaris Special of my popular Casting the Justice League of America movie series and I also kept mentioning her in all kind of posts like the annual re - posts about italian mega soccer MILF Simona Ventura until I decided to give Monique and the Tutti Frutti girls their own post which I re - posted in 2016 in a new and better version.

But the blow up sex doll from the Netherlands was not only in PLAYBOY multiple times she also was a big factor in my obsession on blondes with giant breasts like Power Girl with her impersonation of Marilyn Monroe.

For me Bart Sear´s version is still the definite version of Power Girl and when DC started back - paddling with REBIRTH and restoring many things I was curious what that meant for Power Girl. I had hoped there might be a return to her former glory in store for her but the SJWs have stuck the real Power Girl in limbo and replaced her with a political correct, flat chested black version. I guess Kara is too much woman to for them.

And when they finally brought her back to the DC universe proper it was even worse since they discarded her classic costume - which is not only one of the most recognizable costumes as far as costumes for female characters go but also one of the easiest to draw - and gave her a bland, political onesie where the cleavage window isn't even a cleavage window anymore. I guess that nobody told the political agenda box checkers at DC Comics that to qualify as a cleavage window said window has to be somewhere where it can actually show some cleavage like ... oh, I don't know .... her CLEAVAGE ? Plus instead of a cape they gave her a jacket !

A jacket. Ever since the 90s when everybody suddenly got jackets super hero costumes have done fine without them but I guess that is the price the readers have to pay when a generation takes the reigns that grew up watching The Incredibles. To add insult to injury they have written an awful storyline where this former capable and self - assured woman is completely insecure and doubts everything about her and in which Kal - El - who is THE most supportive guy on the planet especially when it comes to his immediate family - behaves like a total dick to Power Girl.

I admit it, a blonde men milking machine like Leslie with her giant - sized woman things checks all of my boxes. I want to motorboat her huge gazongas for hours, I want Leslie to massage my dick with her double airbags in the worst way, I want to ram the entire shaft of my hard cock down her throat and I want to spread her legs like a phillipino hooker and slam - fuck her brains out six ways to Sunday. And I want to dicktame her with my throbbing manhood and wear my dick out on her.

Now being one of THE most popular candidates from my SEARCH FOR POWER GIRL series over at my old boob blog I have always thought that they should have made a Power Girl movie with her when she was in her prime because we were all whacking of to Leslie Easterbrook's giant - sized breasts and she would not have had any problem filling out Power Girl's magical cleavage window. I don't recall how her physical aspect was in the 2000s but if they had done a Power Girl movie or even just a Justice League of America movie with Leslie Easterbrook they could have included some of the more explicit encounters between the characters from the DC universe and the Marvel universe during the DC VS MARVEL crossover mini - series that were cut like Power Girl's encounter with Venom. I guarantee you that if this would have been one of the battles where the readers got to vote about the outcome Venom would have won by a landslide. Because as popular as Power Girl is with the male readers everybody would have voted for Venom to see him probe every orifice of Power Girl's kryptonian pornstar body with dozen of tentacles.

Anyway, I'm sure we'll come back to Power Girl later on so let's get back to the genesis of this post. In my last Bart Sears post we had material from different series but since then I have been steadily collecting more stuff from him so Today I have decided to make a new post on JUSTICE LEAGUE EUROPE which is still one of the best Justice League series ever written. Now being that a lot of the material from this series has been reprinted in omnibus format I thought it would be easier to find scans in good quality online but so far I could only find the old single issue scans in bad quality. Nevertheless I wanted to share it with all of my readers.

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GLORY, GLORY, HALEY - LUYAH or IF ONLY RUSS MEYER WAS ALIVE !

Okay, I get it, I can take a hint. You don't have to hit me over the head with Hacksaw Jim Duggan's two - by - four to put something on the blog and for the last week the guys from the REACT channel have uploaded video after video with the React channels resident ultimate men milking machine Haley . Which is the one every red blooded male dreams of going up against in " last horse cock squirting " deepthroat marathon.

Anyway, before her videos are piling up even more than they already are I decided to put them out there and it has been a hot minute since I did a feature on her in my Gambit spotlight post ( and the follow ups in my second post about the breath taking covers for DYLAN DOG as well as my post on the forgotten super hero MISS MARVEL ) where I was blown away because I hadn't realized what a huge set of melons Haley had developed . I was all like : " Daaaaiiiimn, when did Haley get a visit from the boob fairy ? Because these are some massive Russ Meyer sized melons. Did she have them done for a starring role in a porn movie ( one can only hope so ) ? " Those are some impressive talents she displays. Also the preview picture doesn't help because she looks like the newest blow up sex doll.

Which now that I think about it would be a great idea for a prank style of video with Busenwunder Haley. They would tell Haley that they would pretend she is a new kind of deluxe blow up sex doll and bring her to various clients and then they would be completely surprised when she starts to talk and that they would all jump out and do the big reveal.

Of course Haley would protest and claim that she looks nothing like a blow up sex doll - which is what all women say even if they do - but it would be the producer's job to convince her. And they could even say that the newer blow up sex dolls look more life like than previous ones.

Now the catch here would be that they would also prank Haley because they would tell her" customers " ( Which could be her fellow male co - reactors but I still have not decided. Because some of them could be reluctant to use their friend as a sex toy although most of them have probably dreamed about doing this ever since her twin torpedoes grew to such titanic proportions. ) that she is a new kind of interactive sex doll and they bring her to the best customers to work out a few kinks.

This is the new super deluxe model nicknamed" Dolly Part Em "for the most intense extreme sexual intercourse experience with extra large XXL sized breasts which has gotten great responses from the clients but that there were some incidents where the interface has malfunctioned and the doll has started to believe that she is not a sexbot but a real person who has tried to convince the customers to stop using and abusing her.

And that if it tries to tell them that she is not the ultimate men milking machine that they just have to ignore that and keep on banging her processors out that the system will re - adjust to its normal setting after they have cum inside her a few times. You see where I'm coming from ?

Anyway, we have the unsuspecting Haley doing her best impression of the ultimate living blow up sex doll ( not that she needs to strain herself much in that department because she looks the part without trying ) all excited about the big reveal who gets more and more stressed when the guys keep pounding her holes harder and harder with rising enthusiasm.

And we would have the lucky stiffs who were selected to participate in this scam who get to vent all of their sexual frustrations on a living blow up sex doll with a clean conscience thinking she is just a love machine.

The producers would tell wet sex dream Haley that it is a TRY NOT TO BREAK CHARACTER challenge to get her to go along to have sex many positions in with the horny perverts as long as possible when it's really a TRY NOT TO PASS OUT WHILE BEING SLAM - FUCKED challenge for Haley.

And they would tell the male participants that it's a TRY NOT TO TRY THE NEWEST SEX DOLLS video when in reality it is a TRY NOT TO BREAK A BIG BREASTED SEXBOMB WHILE DICKTAMING HER challenge. It goes without saying that in any scenario the guys win and Haley is bound to loose.

After the guys have used Haley for a few days drilling every orifice of her bonerinducing pornbody with their gigantic members squirting until they can't get it up anymore the producers would come to take Haley back and they would act all surprised because the skit did not go as intended.

Even though it did go as planned but of course they could not tell her.

I don't know if they should reveal to the participants at the end that it was a real person - maybe they could say that there was an unfortunate mix up and instead of the new sex doll model they got a visit from one of the females engineers who was a former pornstar and based the look of the sex dolls on herself - because then the guys would feel awful or if they should do something different like arrange for a " chance " meeting between Haley and the guys to see the sheer shock on their faces when they see that there are real women looking like that in the real world.

We could also try and convince nubian sex goddess Jair and fillipino hooker - in - training Jayka to partake in the social experiment so that Haley does not get suspicious that she is the only one who does it and it would be even convincing because some prefer black or asian sexbots.

Now I went back to find out how on earth an old breast fixated pervert like me could have missed Haley's huge hooters and first of all there are a lot of videos I missed and there were a lot of videos where she was hiding her giant - sized woman - things under a thick shirt or sweater.

Which was probably for the benefit of her male colleagues and I have to give props to the guys ( at the same time I am giving Haley a standing ovation ) for being able to keep it together when they are in an episode with Haley. Because I could not sit at the same table as such an ultimate sex goddess without spending the entire episode drooling all over her oversized oppai - even if she would let me play with her titanic twin torpedoes for a few hours before the shooting starts to calm me down.

They still must be fully erect throughout the entirety of the episode and you know that if they don't outright drag Haley to the nearest corner to vent the accumulated sexual energy their girlfriends have to bear the brunt of it. I mean, Haley is like natural viagra at this point and since it has been a while since she presented her new and improved hooters all the other girls like my future wife Jair or phillipino prostitute in training Jayka must already know what's up when their guys film an episode with Hailey. Which means they are probably doing a few hours of stretching with a special emphasis on doing the splits like a stripper in advance so they can maybe survive the coming sexual onslaught in the bedroom.

And I am not saying that Jair and Jayka are not ultimate sex machines who are experts at milking huge horsecocks until the last drop. They say black don't crack but Jayka is also especially gifted when it comes to draining giant monstercocks since it is common knowledge that all asian girls are natural born blow up sex dolls and no woman can hold a candle to them asian bitches who can suck a bowling ball through a waterhose and there simply is no competition when it comes to deepthroating. Like the old chinese proverb says : " Life does suck but asian girls swallow. ".

But even sexual pocket rocket ( here good things really do come in small packages, boy ) Jayka is no match for the boys since a dick that has been aroused by Hailey's humongous double airbags for a few hours stays erect for days no matter how many times you make it squirt and you know that Jayka and Jair's boyfriend will be drilling their pornstar bodies without mercy like they owed them money, almost pounding them into a coma.

Which is why the producers always make sure to tape the episodes with Haley on Thursday or at least on Friday so that the boys have the entire weekend to vent the pent up sexual energy in a nonstop penetration marathon during which they slam - fuck Jair and Jayka's brains out six ways to Sunday without mercy like two crazy breeding stallions on crack.

Well, Haley has been paired up with Jaxon a few times and there seems to be good chemistry there ( no wonder with such a captivating view ) but even he couldn't help getting a good eyeful of her massive money makers and she probably wouldn't be adverse to teach him the joys of sex with a big breasted woman since it seems that every female person out there wants to dicktame Jaxon in the worst way. At least that is what it looks like in the comments. And you know that if Haley ever really used Jaxon as her new boytoy she would totally destroy his dick.

And he would probably enjoy every second of it because who wouldn't want to be the love slave of a big - breasted love machine like Haley ?

Now I have never made a secret that I am sexually obsessed with Power Girl. There are dozens of posts dedicated to DC´s Maid of the Mighty Mammaries and while I haven´t written one recently I started a series about one of my favourite artists from my earliest comic reading days.

And while the first post was all about Joe Staton´s contribution to the GREEN LANTERN ( or GRÜNE LEUCHTE how he was called in Germany and at that time I was reading mostly german comics ) my next ones were about his version of Power Girl - which I had to split into two posts, the intro and the main post - since Joe Staton not only drew all of the stories of Power Girl or the Justice Society of America but anything on Earth 2.

For those who want to check it out I managed to do a follow - up post with a lot more Green Lantern art by Joe Staton way back in 2020 .

Since then I have written two additional posts, my third Joe Stanton GREEN LANTERN post and one with all the original art that I could not include in the post but which is worth posting because it is from such comic legends like Mike Grell , Gil Kane , Brian Bolland or Dave Gibbons .

Last but not least definitely check out my post from 2021 about the best Green Lantern of all time, space and parallel universes : Guy Gardner.

I would say " to make a long story short " but I think it´s already too late for that. Anyway, on my old boob blog I had a series called SEARCH FOR POWER GIRL of which only a few select posts have found their way here.

Back then I started the series to prove not only that women with such big breasts like Power Girl ( at least when she is drawn right ) exist in the real world but that they are not so uncommon like feminists ( this was before SJWs ruled the earth ) would like you to believe. As longtime visitors are more than aware of Power Girl is my favorite female comic book character and not only because of her huge breasts ( although they don´t hurt either ) or her conveniently placed magical cleavage window.

She is also a non apologetic, pro active woman who is not only a female carbon copy of her male counterpart which is a nice change of pace.

What makes me laugh is that the size of her breasts is what ultimately breaks the feminists suspension of disbelieve. Power Girl is Superman´s cousin from Earth 2 or rather she was until CRISIS ON INFINITE EARTHS after which her origin was changed so that she is a descendant of the sorcerer Arion who lived thousands of years ago - until INFINITE CRISIS happened and all the parallel earths were restored but when she went to Earth 2 there already was another Power Girl and to differentiate her from most DC Comics super heroines she has really big breasts. And when I say really big breasts I don´t mean Catwoman or Wonder Woman level breasts but upper level echelon boobs on par with Starfire or Big Barda .

And the feminists go " Wait. Did you say Power Girl has really big breasts ? How unrealistic. " Strange visitor from a strange planet comes to earth and gains super powers because of earth´s red sun and lower gravity and the thing that feminists find unrealistic is not that kryptonians look like humans but the size of her chest. The cherry on top is that Power Girl is a very emancipated character who is all about female empowerment and girl´s self reliance but not in a boring, preachy way like Wonder Woman .

Thankfully a lot of women are aware of this which is why Power Girl is so beloved by women around the globe whom we have to thank for so many stunning cosplays including asian 44D cosplay blow up sex doll Yaya Han .

I admit it, a blonde men milking machine like Haley with her giant - sized woman things checks all of my boxes. I want to motorboat her huge gazongas for hours, I want Haley to massage my dick with her double airbags in the worst way, I want to ram the entire shaft of my hard cock down her throat and I want to spread her legs like a phillipino hooker and slam - fuck her brains out six ways to Sunday. And I want to dicktame her with my throbbing manhood and wear my dick out on her.

But that doesn't mean that I don't respect her as a person. Because one thing is my sexual obsession and another thing is that even if I want to do that it will probably never happen. And I don't have to tell you how infinitely slim the chances are that a poor wretch like me ever gets to take an absolute sex goddess like Haley to Poundtown. So this is more of a mental exercise and meant as a sign of endearment like my SEARCH FOR POWER GIRL posts which are my celebrations of the female body.

On the other side there are some things that I find really annoying and outright insulting to Haley and what I mean first and foremost are all those negative comments that can be found in the comment section of every video Haley appears in lately. And I am not talking about such comments like " Wow. Them boobies. ", " I love Haley's big - emoji for apples, melons or any other fruit - " or " Blond kitten has some juggs. "

Which are just rude. But it seems that kids nowadays are so used to not facing any consequences for anything they do online that they have no filter, just like Peter Griffin from Family Guy. I always thought the guy who thought him up must be a really disturbed individual but I started to pity Seth McFarlane when he commented in an interview that he never has to invent any material for that character because he went to college with a dozen of Peter Griffin's who have no filter and just said whatever came to mind. Apparently the same is true for commenters on YouTube.

So yes, that is annoying because there should be a difference between what you think and what you write in a comment section but that is just the internet. What I find more disrespecting are two kind of comments, the first one about " Haley needs to put some clothes on. " which now and then are made by men ( I guess either gay men or men who have a phobia of big breasts ) but mostly come from women who have no problem body shaming other women whenever their wardrobe or body type does not align with their own preferences although I suspect that it is the female equivalent of penis envy. Like the saying goes the envy of those who have not. And quite often they add that Haley parading her bigger breasts gives them " cringe " and " second hand embarrassment ".

What is even worse are the comments that " they liked her better before she had her breast augmentation " which is really a slap in the face. As any comicbook fan knows there are always those fans who will say about a certain artist that " they liked their older stuff better ". Which can be a legitimate point because different people like different things and it is just natural that something as distinctive as a style changes over time.

So when you grow accustomed to a certain style that is what you want and you may not like it when suddenly everything looks different. And that is okay. But as any artist can tell you it is impossible to go back to a style that you used ten or twenty years ago. You may try to copy it and you will succeed to a certain extent but it will not look the same. But this weird comment of " I liked your older stuff better. " has become so commonplace that I sometimes use it myself when I get sketches from artists ( which hasn't happened since the pandemic ) because of the look I get when the " older stuff " I mention is the work they did one or two years ago that looks basically the same. What I want to illustrate with that rant is that you can't go back to the way things were. Not with the style in which you draw and most definitely not with the way you look.

More than disrespectful it is insulting because it implies that another person is more qualified to decide how you should look than yourself. On top of that it is automatically implied Haley had some plastic surgery.

Which could be the easiest explanation but not the only one. There are plenty of reasons why women suddenly develop bigger breasts and I remember that 41E ( !!! ) - 26 - 38 Playmate Of The Month Of May in 1993 and Playmate Of The Year in 1994 Busenwunder Anna Nicole Smith never had particularly big breasts until she got pregnant and then it was like " Bang ! " her body tried to catch up and they didn't stop growing until they had become the size of two huge melons. So Haley just may have been pregnant and her body underwent some changes after that.

But even if there is no other explanation and Haley really had a breast augmentation that was her own decision and people should accept that since it is her own body we are talking about. Who has read my blog over a longer period of time knows that I have always said that ultimately it is everyone's own decision if they want to have plastic surgery and if they feel they are happier with bigger breasts more power to them. And not only because I'm an old horny perv who prefers women with huge racks.

I don't know how often I have written about ultimate sexbombs like the hasian star of my wet sex dreams 44D - 25 - 35 cosplay blow up sex doll Yaya Han who gave herself giant - sized porn implants or amazing ASMR Amy who supersized her funbags to a 36F cupsize and I have always said that it should be their own choice if they want bigger boobs and other people should respect that ( even though it is a crime against humanity that Yaya Han hides her giant gazongas under so much fabric instead of using them to the benefit of mankind worldwide to make porn movies ).

The same goes for what kind of clothes they wear - be it in videos online or in public - or how much of their body they show. I get that when your own body is inadequate compared to such a banging hardbody like Haley or you were raised with a really strict set of moral values this can make you uncomfortable. But thinking that you can dictate how people should behave, think, look or dress that is how the Nazi regime started. And I can say that because I was born in Germany and lived there for over 50 years. So nobody has to educate me about Nazis. Thank you very much.

You know, now that I am looking at these pictures again I realize that the current reigning boob queen of " Tits React " Busenwunder Hailey would be a perfect match for Elisa Bett's roommate since she not only has the gigantic tits to fill out Power Girl's boob window without breaking a sweat but has become what can only be described as " Russ Meyer's wet sex dream ". Man, all the things I would do with living blow up sex doll Haley and ultimate men milking machine Jair if I was 20 years younger.

In my latest Jair spotlights I have done the obligatory comicbook casting where I put Jair into the role of Vicky Spritzfest ( which would be either Victoria Squirthard or Victoria Squirtproof in the english translation ) the Busenwunder reporter with legs for miles almost up to her chin for the channel NOTZUCHT TV who would have been introduced in the third issue of my - at this point - discontinued adult comicbook series called VERSAUTE BETTGESCHICHTEN even if Jair's boobs are bigger than Vicky's.

Vicky - who is constantly getting into situations where she ends up naked and is more often than not used like a cheap blow up sex doll by many guys on camera ( which explains her extremely high ratings amongst the male audience ) when she is not sexually assaulted by all her perverted colleagues - gets into all kind of shenanigans and ends up competing in a wet - t - shirt contest ( after her camera guy paid two drunk college students to splash her with water and then rip off her t - shirt during a live broadcast ) with the stipulation that she will do a photoshooting for PLAYBOY magazine if she ends up winning or is amongst the five finalists.

There are also five prices the tv station offered as incentives for the viewers to vote for Victoria - which range from a body painting class where the lucky winner gets to apply the paint with his hands ( or any other body part he chooses ) to re - enact afro - american 40E - 25 - 37 sex machine Halle Berry's famous sex scene from the Oscar winning " Monster's Ball " ( only in this version he is joined by the director and the tv station boss to turn it into a triple pussy penetration orgy ) to an all expenses paid weekend at a the honeymoon suite of a five star hotel with Victoria decked out in the tiniest lingerie from the - appropriate - Victoria's Secret catalogue, handcuffed, gagged and tied to the bed.

Anyway, I thought that nubian Busenwunder Jair with her huge chocolate melons would be a good fit for the role but as always the most obvious choice didn't occur to me which is the star of the series nymphomanic exhibitionist Elisa Bett ( not sure if I will call her Elisa Bed or Elisa Bad in the english version ) a. k. a. Halle Berry of Stuttgart whom I based - at least her physical aspect - on a certain sex goddess I will not name.

Originally she was my template for Elisa Bett because that way I could make my wet sex phantasies kind of real but I have to admit that Jair would also be a good fit since she was born for porn. Even if I never get to make the xxx - rated movie version of VERSAUTE BETTGESCHICHTEN.

Speaking of which what I could change would be that instead of her buxom roommate being the completely fictive 44D - 25 - 35 cosplay blow up sex doll Jaja Han ( TM and copyright Kerosin Comics and all affiliated companies ) who should not be confused with the real and non fictive ( at least I hope that she isn't ) 44D - 25 - 35 cosplay blow up sex doll Yaya Han it would be Bailey who looks like Haley's big breasted younger twin.

With that said there are five scenes from the comics ( some from the issues that have come out and some from the issues that were planned but haven't come out yet ) that I would definitely have to put into the movies especially if I could only find somebody who could believably portray the completely fictive wet sex dream Bailey Busenwunder ( hint, hint ). Now the first one is of course the scene where Jaja Han - Bailey now - is doing a pole dance wearing the same outfit as Akira Lane in the picture below which so far has only been included in the bonus section.

There were plans to get a variant cover done by a german artist well known for his erotic comics that I had contacts to but for reasons outside of both of our control that never materialized. In any case the story here would be that an always horny comicbook artist ( which is in no way a self insert for yours truly ) persuades Bailey to pole dance for charity and as a responsible guy I have to .... I mean this guy has to pull down Bailey's slip to make sure nobody gets to see her private parts when she is using her natural ability to spread her legs like a phillipino prostitute.

The second one is the scene in which the comicbook artist convinces a slightly inebriated Bailey to do a fertility dance wearing only Power Babe's ( TM and copyright Kerosin Comics ) grass skirt - which keeps sliding down - and coconut bra from the JUST TITS LEAGUE OF AMERICA ( TM and copyright Kerosin Comics ). Without the coconut bra of course.

Number three would be the opening scenes of the second issue where our clever comicbook artist manages to tie up Bailey who is dressed up as Power Babe and rip off most of her costume as inspiration for his next story. But once he gets an eyeful of her spread long legs and her sweaty private parts he gets carried away and lives out his sexual phantasies.

The next scene is one with Elisa Bett - finally a scene with Jair - who is dressed up as Wonderbra Woman ( TM and copyright Kerosin Comics ) in which she walks in on Bailey dressed up as Power Babe who is giving me ... I mean giving the comicbook artist who is not me a two hour long double breasted deepthroat dick massage. Because he bet her five bucks that she could not swallow the entire shaft and like all blonde sexbombs she got totally carried away once she had started titfucking his schlong.

Which would lead to the final scene I definitely would have to include where Jair returns to the bedroom five hours later only to find that now the comicbook artist is slam - banging Bailey's brains out six ways to Sunday because he made another bet that she could have sex with him all night long and he would not come twice. And instead of money she agreed to become his living blow up sex doll for the next three months.

Anyway, Elisa Bett - played by Jair - would not come in to tell Bailey that the bet is rigged ( the catch is that the stipulation clearly states that he will not come twice and in fact he came over a dozen times and not only two times ) but to get her to share the comicbook artist's monstercock.

And that is the end of my little rant ( which probably nobody is reading at this point ) so I will get off my metaphorical soapbox and the last thing I want to say to Haley is to not be discouraged, to ignore those comments and keep doing what you are doing. There are always those who want to bring beautiful, happy, positive people like you down but there are even more who appreciate everything you are doing. And like somebody more intelligent said " The best revenge is living a good life. "