As promised in my third Joe Staton GREEN LANTERN spotlight here are all pieces of original art I found while making the post that I could not include in that post - because they are obviously not done by Joe Staton.
But which I think deserve to be put on the blog. Now all of these are by artists who deserve a post of their own and in fact many have like Brian Bolland or Mike Grell already been given the grand spotlight feature .
Heck, I just did two new posts for Mike Grell's brilliant WARLORD series.
And in fact Gil Kane does have his own GREEN LANTERN post and there is more GREEN LANTERN art sprinkled throughout his other spotlights.
But as frequent visitors know I lost my old pictures archive so it may take me a bit longer to do solo posts for any of these artists. So in that spirit I have put all of them together for this special post. By the way if you are wondering why there are no covers from Germany's GRUENE LEUCHTE series by Ehapa Verlag in this post I am saving those for any upcoming GOODBYE GERMANY spotlights . Anyway, with that said let us get to the good stuff because I also have to do the next post right away.
beware my power
green stuff
green links
green videos
who
this one is for later
interview 10 years later
sandler
there was a similar episode on goosebumps
goosebumps
the grind miami tina landon highlights
busenwunder
danielle
dark chocolate
k7
melissa
jessica
dana
dana and co
dana and the girls
honorable mentions
big barda
namaste
intro
highlights
daria
santa
Now my favourite video from aussie actress / singer / sexsymbol Kylie Minogue ( or Die Geile Minogue how she was christened in Germany with geil being the german word for horny so her german name is Horny Minogue ) is still Gimme Just A Little More Time even though she made a lot of bonerinducing new music videos since then. But like I said, it is my favourite Kylie Minogue video ( for obvious reasons as the short moment where she implements the old boob thrust as a demonstration how she will milk your dick dry to the last drop with her breasts alone is worth the price of admission ) and since it has been a few years since I posted it and I found a new version in HD I think she is overdue for a re - post.
One of the first music video tapes I got was The Best Of Kylie Minogue because she had some of the best videos around that time including Step Back In Time, Shocked, Better The Devil You Know, What Do I Have To Do and my favorite the aforementioned Give Me Just A Little More Time.
step back in time
keanu
christmas movie
christmas specials
tank police
top ten
fighter
ninja
meg ryan
manimal
chase
muppets
christmas
disappear
babies
purple
cailey lonnie bikini try on haul
photoshoot
mogo
Since we already took a closer look at the Green Lantern movie here is a video about the trifecta of bad DC Comics movie adaptions and followers of the blog won't be surprised that for me the Catwoman movie with afro american 34E ( !!! ) - 24 - 36 aphrodite Halle Berry a. k. a. the sexiest woman on the planet - voted twice - was the biggest waste of potential.
There were just so many things wrong with the movie - beginning with the fact that the guys in Hollywood thought they were being especially clever by eliminating her connection to Batman so they don't have to pay for the rights - that they are just too many to list. One of the few things salvageable from the movie was of course the newly designed Catwoman costume which is - at least in my humble opinion - the breast .... I mean best Catwoman costume in history. Okay, I did mean the breast because just look at Halle Berry's bonerinducing chocolate milkshakes. No wonder Batman always let Catwoman escape after she motorboated him with those purrrfect puppies. That is one pussy he definitely put to the test.
Speaking of the costume there were several news stories and Halle Berry herself mentioned in a few interviews she gave that it was so tight that it ripped a few times during the strenuous action scenes and that her boobies popped out . But I am not sure if that really happened or is just a story they came up with to garner publicity because magically none of that footage has been included as an extra in any of the film releases.
And one might expect that with such an expensive movie they would have at least one camera rolling all the time so if it really did happen they would have caught it on film. Of course it could also be the case that director Pitof has said footage hidden in a safe for personal use.
Deja Vu, the strange feeling you have seen something, heard something, done something, experienced something or been somewhere before.
Especially for the visitors of this blog since I keep mentioning it quite often because it happens to me a lot. In this case I thought that I had elaborated further on my ideas for a successful CATWOMAN movie where Halle Berry could bring her breast qualities - her banging pornstar body and her ability to spread her long legs better than a phillipino hooker - to the forefront but when I started looking for that I could not find it.
Which was especially vexing because I wrote a very long part about Catwoman in the bonus section of the second post on Jim Starlin and George Perez THE INFINITY GAUNTLET saga ( which has been adapted into the passable Avengers : Infinity War and the atrocious Avengers : Endgame movies ) where I thought I had done it but that part is all about my casting of bra - busting 38D ( ! ) - 24 - 35 brunette Catherine " Born For Porn " Bell a. k. a. the juggs of JAG with her all natural weapons of mass - erection in the Hollywood edition of my CASTING THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA MOVIE series and the recent trend of comicbook writers to slut up Catwoman by reactivating her past as a prostitute and have her slamfuck Batman's brains out on camera. I mean, we knew for decades that Batman was using his " special interrogation tactics " to give it to Catwoman in the worst way but at least we never saw that.
Coming back to my ideas for the CATWOMAN movie it seems that all I have written so far is that they should have left the scenes in where she rips her costume and her boobs come out and they could say that it was another super power of her or that it is her sure way to distract people.
I mean, if you are not distracted by Halle Berry's naked breasts there is seriously something wrong with you because these hooters would even distract homosexual people. And mind you guys, I am not talking about sexually arousing them ( which they probably can ) but distracting them.
I also commented that it would have benefitted the movie if they had gone into a more mature direction - since they already cut the ties to the Batman universe they should also use this to their best advantage by not dealing with all the baggage that would have brought - and added a few explicit sex scenes like Halle Berry's famous - and oscar winning - fuck marathon with Billy Bob Thornton ( a. k. a. the luckiest SOB ) whom she milked completely dry in front of the entire crew in Monster's Ball .
FOR THE ROLE HALLE MILKED MARC FORSTER´S MONSTER BALLS DRY
And to think that one of the best sex scenes in film history almost didn´t happen. The director Marc Forster originally did not cast Halle Berry as the female lead because he thought she was too beautiful. And while he knew the natural born blow up sex doll could easily deliver some Last Boy Scout type strip action and had already bared her boobs in Password : Swordfish he didn´t think she would be willing to do explicit scenes.
Thankfully Halle´s manager secretly slipped her the script and Halle got in contact with the director and had several talks and long, very private meetings with him in a luxurious five star hotel honeymoon suite with an indoor jacuzzi for five persons and a soundproof bedroom. We do not know exactly to which kind of depraved hardcore midnight sex olympics Halle Berry subjected Marc Forster to during the meetings to convince him that she had the necessary skills to believably portray a prostitute.
But she must have dicktamed him six ways to Sunday to wear him down and let all of her nymphomanic urges out of the closet because after the third weekend long ejaculation sex marathon Halle Berry got the role.
BORN FOR PORN : GETTING YOUR SEX FREAK ON LIKE HALLE BERRY !
And according to one of her ex - lovers this is Halle's second nature : Halle Berry is a kinky sex freak. She used me as her living sex dildo.
She deepthroated my cock for hours to give me a giantsized erection and then rode relentlessly on my rock hard member in a dentist´s chair with her breasts pounding against me until she had multiple orgasms.
In the bedroom I take control because looks are not enough to make a fella stay faithful : you must bang his brains out like a fillipino hooker.
You have to be a friend, be independent , be a lady and shy but you need to be a total sex freak in the bed and milk his dick - make him squirt hard until he´s completely dry. Sounds like my kind of woman.
Now I think it's a good idea to write down what I remember of my pitch for the Halle Berry CATWOMAN movie just in case I never find the post where I already explained it at length so that I have something for future references or something that I can copy / paste in case of an emergency.
Keeping the idea of not having Batman in the movie we could place it in the ONE YEAR LATER time gap where the big trinity of the DC heroes - Wonder Woman, Superman and Batman - disappeared for a whole year and nobody knew what they were up to. So we could still mention The Batman without calling him by name - maybe with a newspaper flying through the streets with the headline being " vigilante not seen for 11 months - where is the XXX man " or something with some dirt obscuring the name Batman - and it would still be kind of in continuity without the need to explicitly telling the audience. Since it would be a good idea to start with some action we would have a rooftop chase where Catwoman is chased by the Gotham City police force - again, we don't need to tell the audience explicitly which town we are in and the letter GCDP would be enough to let comic afficionados know that we are in Gotham even if it's not that important for the movie - and they have surrounded Halle.
At first she is defending herself against them quite good but once she looses her whip and they start bringing out the electric cattle prodders it's a loosing battle. We could incorporate that one of the men comments that it's now " open season on Catwoman since the Bat who has always protected her has disappeared " but that is not a must. Then we would see Catwoman getting hit by electricity from all sides as the policemen surround her and hit her with dozen of electric cattle prodders until she is knocked unconscious. The men then start to rip off her costume but one of them tells them to stop and wait until they have taken her to the precinct where she will be processed by the book and then they all can have their way with her. To the audience's big surprise it's not Gordon.
Now even the animated DC Comics movies acknowledged what a natural born stripper Catwoman is much unlike the extremely prudish movies.
So while Catwoman is unconscious we would have a flashback to when she had a meeting with an informant. The guy says he knows the details when a big collection of jewels will come into town but he expects to get paid in naturals if Catwoman really wants the information. This would be a good moment for an explicit sex scene with Halle Berry and it also lets the audience know that this is a more mature take on this.
Next up we would see Halle Berry working undercover as a stripper at the aptly named Pussy Club where she is doing her best to re - enact her bonerinducing striptease scene from The Last Boy Scout with the only difference being that here she would get to finish it and go all the way.
We would then make another cut to Catwoman using the strip club to drill a hole into the nearby museum - AFTER she changed back into her Catwoman costume which gives us another gratuitous nude scene with Halle Berry - where she tries to steal the jewels but because she didn't let her informant do her from behind he withheld some vital information that makes the alarm go off which now brings the audience up to speed.
We then cut back to the precinct where Catwoman is being processed meaning that the cops are drawing straws to decide who gets to strip her naked and do a full cavity search. That's when Police Comissioner Gordon finally arrives and prevents the worst. At least for the moment because wouldn't you know it, his corrupt superior turns up and sends Gordon away on some lamebrain errant. As soon as Gordon has left the building the superior reminds his men that a female prisoner has to be processed by a female police officer. So we cut to police officer Renee Montoya who is in a secret safe house where three of her fellow colleagues are going completely bonkers taking turns slamfucking the lesbian straight.
They are not too thrilled when the order comes down to stop dicktaming her and bring her back to the precinct but after they assault her pussy with their huge horsecocks at the same time until they almost drown her in cum they turn the car around. Maybe we could get latin all natural 42C - 26 - 38 mega MILF Jennifer Lopez to play Renee Montoya since she has already shown in Hustlers that she can spread her legs like a hooker.
Back at the precinct Montoya takes a quick shower - during which half a dozen horny cops help her soap up her body - and after donning a fresh uniform she is brought into the interrogation room to process Catwoman.
Since the police officers don't want Catwoman to feel uncomfortable they make Montoya strip naked again and then she has to do a full cavity search on Catwoman - with a double dildo. Catwoman asks Montoya to help her but Montoya says that she can do nothing and if she refuses to drill Catwoman with the double dildo for the guys amusement they are just going to assault Montoya and use her as their new blow up sex doll.
Ever since they found out that Montoya was a lesbian they reasoned that this was the only reason she did not let them fuck her and to make up for all the years she could have been sucking dicks and milking schlongs like an obedient whore they tried to bang her on the right path again.
So while Montoya is " processing " Catwoman with the double dildo all the men are watching behind the two way mirrors while the procedure is filmed by various cameras and once they get too aroused they turn off the cameras and join in on the fun. At this point you can't say who is pounded by more monstercocks - Catwoman or Montoya - and more fiercely as the whole sex orgy continues well into the next morning.
The idea here would be to make a time jump where Catwoman is already domesticated and therefore allowed to wear her costume as long as she let's the cops use her as a sex toy for birthdays and other events and when she is not busy entertaining special guests like the major and his entourage or exalted members of foreign royal houses - with a big emphasis on the member - the officers of Gotham City take turns at her.
We could then have Catwoman enact an intricate escape plan and go on a revenge arc although that is not obligatory. In any case this scenario would give Halle Berry plenty of occasions to get her freak on in explicit sex scenes and we could stay in Gotham if we wanted or transfer her to some other city. For the story of the movie it would make no difference.
Now some might think that all of this is a moot point since Halle Berry is too old for these kind of physically challenging roles but the woman is just like fine wine where she is still fine as f - word in her old age. She could still do the Catwoman movie and she would if they let her direct it. Now I only need to get her to adapt my script and we are cooking.
Who knows, maybe I can get her to star in Memoirs Of A Nymphomanic Ex - Nun With A Lot Of Sexual Catching Up To Do where I would be the stunt cock who has to do all of the 25 extremely explicit sex scenes before they are greenlit. It's a dirty job but somebody has to do it.
hush
the don
capitol tits
night hunter my favourite Don The Dragon Wilson movie is of course PROPHET a.k.a. THE CAPITOL CONSPIRACY with blonde blow up sex doll Wendy Schumacher.
Getting more info on her was very difficult because instead of using her real name she goes by Alexander Keith in the credits which does not sound very feminine. In the movie Don " the Dragon " Wilson plays an FBI agent who was part of a special experiment to give operatives mental powers and the bureau is secretly using him to track down the other members of the group and kill them. Wendy plays his handler and boy DOES she know how to handle him. Not only does she f - word him over figuratively she literally tries to slam - f - word his brains out six ways to Sunday wearing his dick out. Daim, she can handle my pole anytime.
bubbele
salems lot
stephen king golden years
lenora
carpenter
christine
what a year and the greatest year of the 80s was still to come
90s pop minogue
Yes, my friends, we are revisiting Kylie Minogue who couldn't miss from the biggest 90s pop stars although in this case we are going back to her 2001 smash hit Can't Get You Out Of My Head which was one of the first music videos that was recorded with a higher quality. This is kind of a re - post but this video has a higher quality than the last version I posted.
Next up we have 42D ( !!! ) - 22 - 35 real life Power Girl Anna Simon's version from Tu Cara Me Suena which I have also already posted in a previous post and I was about to include a link because the argument could be made that this also constitutes a re - post but since the original video has been deleted from YouTube I'll count it as a brand new video.
Finishing up our trifecta of Original Versus Cover we have the german television ballet from the MDR and even if they are using a different song the first outfit the female dancers wear should look a bit familiar.
christmas tree
unfinished business
ghost hunter
green banner
Fiction is a lie but good fiction is the truth inside a lie.
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