At first I just wanted to post the pictures but after going over the posts from my old boob blog ( which were really a lot although they were mostly pictures ) I decided to reuse some of the things I had written about Halle Berry back then. Yes, I´m only recycling my old stuff but like I said, this is already my fourth Halle Berry post so I hope my readers give me some leeway. And if you have to copy something at least steal from the best.
Maybe I got a bit carried away which tends to happen with these cult siren posts. Aside from Janet Jackson Halle Berry has always been one of my biggest sexual fantasies and thanks to the wonders of motherhood she even surpassed Janet - in the breast size department she eclipsed her.
Halle practically doubled her breast size overnight and it was weird to look at old pictures of her because she looked kind of skinny all of a sudden.
Halle was already one of the ultimate sexbombs on the planet but just when you thought she couldn´t look any finer or her breasts couldn´t get any bigger they grow to a whopping mouthwatering 36DDD size and Halle proved that sometimes you really can't get too much of a good thing.
You just know she can turn boys to men ( and turn grown men into drooling boys ) with her incredible pornstar body. That´s one of the reasons why I don´t post fakes of her : the real thing is just better !
Her boobs are still pretty big although not as huge as when she was pregnant. Boy, did she have giant hooters at that time. She´s still very hot and I bet the best part of her presenting an award ( at least for the lucky guys ) is that the winner gets kissed by her. Now that feels like winning.
I bet the guys wish they could take Halle back home instead of the award and fondle her golden globes. And we all got theses fantasies about Halle.
CATWOMAN was a fiasko but not because of Halle Berry or her Catwoman costume which was better than the one in the comic. It let Halle show she is the breast at what she does. And what she does is pretty horny.
If the movie had been for an older audience and with some nude scenes ( like the famous topless scene from SWORDFISH or her performance in MONSTER´S BALL ) I´m sure it would have been a box office success.
Anyway, that is all I can come up with now and maybe next year I will just post some new Halle Berry pictures instead of re - posting her old posts.
Now I could have done this post Tomorrow ( aw, who am I kidding ? I could not have slept if I hadn´t done this post Today ) but the benefit of doing it Today is that because I have already covered all the celebrity birthdays and anything else that might play into these posts at this point I get to cherry pick the content of the video section which means I can include those videos that always fall between the cracks and are left over after finishing the posts but which are funny, sexy or entertaining nonetheless.
One video I tried in vain to include in the entertainment supplement of my posts is Kate Upton´s bonerific performance of Britney Spears smash hit " Hit Me Baby One More Time " on the 13th episode of the third season of Lip Sync Battle . I wanted to save this for a Kate Upton birthday post but that never happened so I wanted to include it in other posts but either it didn´t fit the topic of the post or it was too raunchy and when I finally did a post where I could have added it there were already too many animated GIFs and it would have destroyed the post. But since this post is mainly pictures I can include at least part of it and there are still enough animated GIFs left if I ever get to do my big Kate Upton birthday post.
Now this episode is a good example of one of the major flaws of the show : they just can´t give props to such stunning sexbombs like Kate Upton.
Whenever there is an incredibly hot babe on the show doing an über sexy performance all the guys are too afraid of the SJW backlash when they admit to getting a boner from an absolutely normal thing - watching an attractive woman dance in a seductive way - that they don´t vote for her.
And instead of the hot babe who really put all her sweat, blood and tears into that performance ( some of them even admitted that they went way out of their comfort zone with their oversexed performances ) the fat guy who does a funny number wins or the muscular guy who dressed up in women´s clothing. For which I still have a complete lack of understanding.
What is so funny about a guy wearing women´s clothes ? I don´t get it.
In any case, here is the video and I wonder if there will be more sexy women like Kate Upton on future episodes of the show and if they will do other sexy performances knowing full well that in Today´s society which punishes women for being beautiful the deck is stacked against them ?
Now it has been a while since I posted a video from Teens React because it always takes so darn long to make the animated GIFs ( it only took me two days to make the ones for this post but that was mainly because I really poured on the speed ) but now I just had to give my readers an update since this may be the best video with nubian sexbomb Jair.
Bonus points go to Mikaela and especially Anne who brings that asian sexsation. The video may even better than this one where Jair has an ample cleavage and is leaning over giving us a good view of her boobs.
Man, it´s about time that they have Jair do a wet t - shirt car wash or at least a micro bikini / string tanga striptease / lapdance preferably with another hot react sexbomb like Brooklyn, Jayka, Rae, Becca or Sidney.
They could make it a punishment for losing one of these challenges and regular readers may remember that I called " Foul ! " on the constant dog food eating punishment. I mean really, react audience ? There are so many hot react babes at your disposal and the best you can come up with is " They should eat a can of dog food. " There are many better uses for those absolutely stunning girls that immediately come to mind and on spanish game show for example it has become a staple that female contestants are drenched in water or wear a wet t - shirt, which could be adapted here.
So I had a few ideas what Jair could do if she looses a challenge and the number five idea was that she has to wear a sexy outfit like Janet " the best body in showbiz " Jackson in Jermaine Dupri´s mega raunchy music video Gotta Getcha where Janet plays a extremely busty stripper dressed up as a school girl / teacher which was so hot it never aired in Germany.
It´s what I call casting at it´s best because Janet Jackson was just born for that role. Not only is she predestined to play a stripper because of her incredibly fit and flexible pornstar hardbody which could have earned her a fortune as a big super star in the adult entertainment industry she has some incredible stripper moves that make real striptease pros envious.
Okay, I don´t know if the script said explicitly " busty stripper " but with her huge melons it´s the only kind of stripper Janet can believably portray.
I always knew that Janet was a sex freak ( Janet admitted to joining the Mile High Club and is a well known size queen ) and although the rumors that Bobby Brown banged her in the 80s might not be true it is much more believable that she used Justin Timberlake as her sextoy and dumped him after a month of steamy sex marathons . According to Justin it took Janet an hour to get in my pants after we first hooked up and she was so wild in bed that I didn´t know how to handle it. I was falling in love with Miss Jackson but during our get - togethers she only wanted to have sex.
Some months ago I found a Making Of from that video and I have to say I´m not sure how I feel about the fact that originally Janet was supposed to play a nymphomanic dominatrix but they skipped that because it would hit too close to home according to Janet herself. Say what ? So Janet is a nymphomanic dominatrix in the privacy of her own bedroom ? Daiiiiimn !
I don´t think of myself as sexy but I am a very sexual being, I always have sex on my mind. I feel very comfortable with it and I think it´s great if a guy has a good sized package. I know the effect my body has on guys so I sometimes use it to get especially well hung guys into my bedroom where I tie them to the bed and bang their brains out in a marathon sex orgy. I go completely crazy and make them squirt again and again until they are completely drained. I regret doing it but I´ll turn around and do it again.
My number four punishment idea was to have Jair re - enact Halle Berry´s bonerriffic striptease scene from Last Boy Scout with the only difference being that Jair would´ve to continue until she had taken everything off.
Or at least as much as possible. Sadly she´s still underage so while her doing something like Halle Berry´s topless scene in Password : Swordfish may be possible I think it´s safe to say that we won´t get her to play the sex scene from Monster´s Ball even if she already has the body for it.
Continuing my third idea for a good challenge would have been to have Jair wear a very revealing micro bikini which would automatically lead to a Try Not To Get A Boner competition among all the male reactors present.
Another idea I had was to make Jair wear a tiny bikini or at least an otherwise revealing outfit while eating a banana or ice cream cone as seductively as possible sitting next to a guy who has a crush on her.
And my number one idea was of course to get Jair to do a wet t - shirt challenge and if she fails or refuses Jair would have to participate in a wet t - shirt competition as her punishment. So either way she would have to don a wet t - shirt and it would be a win / win situation for all involved.
But while I was working on the new animated GIFs of Jair I thought : " If the react viewers absolutely prefer to see Jair eat dog food instead of taking off her clothes why not give them what they want ? " But not only do it - do it right, man. First of all we had to pick the right outfit for Jair.
Part of the outfit would be a dog collar and naturally Jair would object to wearing a leash but that´s nothing that couldn´t be solved with a few weeks of taming to make her obedient ( I would volunteer for this ! ).
Then after I had broken her in enough she would have to get down on her hands and knees and the dog food would be in a food bowl on the floor.
So Jair would have to get on all four with her big boobs hanging out to eat it and I would make her work for it. I mean it is meant as a punishment.
Now I know that people don´t always watch the videos I include in this section so the number of visitors who check out the Teens React videos which I only link to is even lower but there are just too many to do them all properly. At this point I want to include two with Jair where I did not make any animated GIFs : in this one she is wearing a white shirt without cleavage though Marlhy delivers plentyful on that front and in this video Jair has a nice cleavage and really stretches out her thin shirt but sadly because it´s a gaming video you only get her in a very small frame.
Daim, Jair really has a lot of bouncing action in this video and her giant jair - bags are sure to cause a lot of jair - ections among react viewers. You know that a girl has big boobs if she needs an extra bra for support. Her milkshakes - or better chocolate shakes - bring all the boys to the yard.
Since I mentioned that asian persuasion earlier make sure to check out Rae in this video about optical illusions and another must see video is this Just Dance video where she is paired with hasian teen Jayka. Daimn !!!
Can you imagine what would happen if Jayka and Rae had a sleepover ?
That´s one couple of blow up sex dolls you want to spend your summer vacation with. Just think of the all night asian ejaculation marathon !
I have also not made an animated GIF for this Just Dance video since that is too much work but definitely check it out for Mikaela and Brookyn ( daimn, it´s a shame we don´t get to see that booty in the regular videos ). Speaking of Brooklyn I wanted to make a GIF from this video because not only does she wear a shirt with a lot of cleavage in it, she also leans over and shows some impressive blowjob skills. I guess it´s true that once you had black you never go back because check out Kaelyn´s new videos .
In one of the courses I did for the jobcenter we had to write a letter to our future self which was an interesting experience. Longtime readers might recall something along those lines because I wrote a post on it . I wonder if I had a conversation with my 12 year old self how much this world with SJWs, facebook and all the weird stuff would make sense.
The question remains how much the world really has changed. Sometimes - no make that very often - I have the feeling that we are devolving as a species especially when you examine what you could get away with in comics back in the Golden Age compared to what is unacceptable now.
This is another video I wanted to post for the longest time because it looks awesome but somehow it just never fit the topic of my posts.
We are closing things out with something that is better than anything you will currently see in movie theaters - Marvel or DC - and I hope you had a nice Halle Berry - ful day. If you have read along the entire day I have to applaud you since I wrote these posts over a couple of days. I hope you had some fun and were at least a bit entertained and maybe you want to pop some Halle Berry movie into the electronic device of your choice.
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