Since you never know how long you can post with my current laptop and there is still a lot of original Mike Grell artwork left from the initial post ( plus the less pictures I have on the laptop the better ) I thought why let it go to waste so we're continuing the topic of Mike Grell's WARLORD.
Plus since I already did the whole obligatory intro schpiel with all the important links in the first part here we can go right to the good stuff.
I thought about writing a short synopsis covering what WARLORD is all about but I really don't want to spoil things for those who have not read this. At this post most people already know the premise of the series and those that don't can find out online if it is really that important to them.
Also if you have read - and not only looked at - the pages I posted in the first post there are some things in there that can help you figure it out.
Also it's late and I'm lazy. Anyway, that is enough of an introduction and let's continue with all the WARLORD stuff I could not include in part one.
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and Jenny C at COMIC BOOK RESOURCES has an article of DC Comic's announcement of a new line of so - called " compact comics " and I really can't understand what all the uproar is about since they are basically pocket books which have been part of the european comicbook market for decades really
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the main star of the picture is Stephanie Beachums's ample - and all natural ( !!! ) - 34C bosom who is constantly trying to bust out of all cleavages of which the movies offers plentiful
Coming back to the topic of this post we have a great example about how Hollywood manages to ruin comicbook adaptions by thinking they are clever if they don't pay for the rights of certain characters. Because we can make up our own character and he will be just as popular as Robert E. Howards Conan, right ? It's not like the audience can tell the difference. In any case, new blog visitors might want to check out my Frank Thorne RED SONJA spotlight post that spun out from my cult siren feature about 90s ultimate 46E ( !!! ) - 23 - 37 Busenwunder Brigitte Nielsen in the bonus section of my post about casting hasian 44D - 25 - 35 cosplay blow up sex doll Yaya Han as Lily Lee a.k.a. The Lizard Lady from Will Jacobs and Gerard Jones satire THE TROUBLE WITH GIRLS.
Now I don't know if Red Sonja would ever been shown on cult tv show Elvira's Movie Macabre hosted - naturally - by the star of our collective wet dreams, none other than buxom 42E ( !!! ) - 21 - 37 horror hostess with the mostess Cassandra Peterson a.k.a. Elvira , Mistress Of The Dark.
Starting out as a showgirl, go - go dancer and stripper with 17 ( she lied about her age to get the gig ) who met Elvis Presley Elvira seemed to be destined to become a pornstar or hooker since her body could multiply the sales number of any gentlemen's magazine without breaking a sweat.
On top of that her huge melons were just made to be wrapped tightly around a throbbing rock hard erection and massage it until it squirts like a freaking fire hose. Man, if only I could have met Elvira in person when I was in my sexual prime, I cannot imagine all the fun we could have had.
Her twin torpedoes and my dong would have been the best of friends.
Elvira did two movies but for my money the first one Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark is the superior one. The only thing that could have improved that film would have been if they had included some explicit sex scenes where Elvira has to go up against some Urotsukidoji II : Legend Of The Demon Womb like sex demons / tentacle monsters with giant schlongs.
Likewise if I had been the director I would have included an alternative ending where her evil uncle wins and keeps Elvira in his magic dungeon where he dick - tames her with sex magic like a cheap blow up sex doll all night long - every night. Until she becomes his submissive sex slave.
Elvira is one of the famous Busenwunder on the blog where I always tell myself that I have to do an updated version of her cult siren entry - especially around Halloween which really should be just called Elvira's Christmas by now - but never get around to actually do it. As for comics with Elvira, The Mistress Of The Dark I never had any of the classic ones just a few of the issues from Claypool Comics and I had started to read the newest series from Dynamite Entertainment because I decided that I need more Elvira in my life. But as the series progressed more and more of the issues were left out of the orders in favour of more important series so some huge gaps were building. Then I had to sell my entire comicbook collection and I haven't had time to get any new issues with her since. One of these days I'll have to check them out on the internet.
Because I seldomly write about Elvira - I don't want to repeat myself - I still have two Netflix & Chills videos left and if I can find the time to do a new post for her around Halloween I will include the other video there.
Now I don't know about you but having Elvira as a teacher stirs up all kinds of phantasies and if I would have had a teacher with such epic sweater puppies that strain even the sturdiest of cleavages I would have done everything to get detention time with her. Especially if she was my Sex Ed teacher who turns every detention into a deepthroat detention.
no idea why there is no preview picture for this funny video probably vegan hackers
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5 forgotten sci fi channel shows including black scorpion
THE ROTTEN CORMAN : BLACK IS BLACK I WANT MY SCORPION BACK
Before the tv show Black Scorpion there were two tv movies, Black Scorpion ( 1995 ) and Black Scorpion II : Aftershock ( 1997 ) starring 38C - 22 - 35 sex goddess Joan Severance who finally got her cult siren entry in 2018 that clearly showed why superhero movies - or in this case super heroine movies - that are not based on actual existing comicbooks suck.
Longtime readers know that one of my pet pevees on this blog is celebrating all the brave actresses who turn insufferable dreck into bearable entertainment by taking their clothes off or at least show what their Mama gave them and who don´t get enough recognition for that .
But as much as I like to feature these squirt storm guaranteeing sweaty skin flick sensations, born - for - porn leg spreading dicktamers, stripper pole polishing pros and talented tittilating torrid teenage teasers I don´t always have the time, space or even necessary material to feature them properly and have to console myself with re - visiting them on the few occasions where I get to mention these babes or on their next birthday.
So I have to mention the one redeeming quality of Black Scorpion II : Aftershock : sexbomb Laura Harring who delivers one of the breast scenes of the movie. If she was my secretary I wound pound her 24 / 7.
Coming back to Black Scorpion, both movies still were successful enough - after running on Showtime they naturally made more money in video sales - that they turned it into a tv series. Roger Corman produced the show and used the same plot on all episodes : some costumed bad guy wants to destroy Angel City until Black Scorpion stops him. There are between one and three hot pursuits ( always with lots of explosions ) and following the old Andy Sidaris formula all female roles are played by playmates like Patricia Ford, nubian sex goddess Traci Banghim , Lisa Boyle, Athena Massey or obligatory 90s soft sex legend Shannon Whirry .
One of Joan Severnace's breast scenes is in the Gene Wilder movie See No Evil Hear No Evil which has Richard Pryor as the second male lead character. The movie is not one of the better Gene Wilder movies, but it is still shown on tv and I guess it is mostly for the scene where Joan is topless in the shower. And I´m not saying naked because while Joan technically is naked in the scene we never get to see her lower body.
NOW THAT'S WHAT MEN CALL THE ULTIMATE SEVERANCE PACKAGE
This MILF is a credit to model turned actresses everywhere. Why waste her statuesque, black - haired, high - assed beauty being married and raising kids somewhere back in your native Texas ? When her big acting break on network sensation Wiseguy failed to fire up an a - list career, the xxx - tra stacked sexpot promptly took her place as head of the Bs.
Joan Severance graced the waves of late night programming with a body that just beckoned for some softcore action and made a staple of herself on premium cable movie channels beginning a creative partnership on Showtime's skintillating Red Shoe Diaries, where she was muff - baring muse to mentor Zalman King. King is the crown prince of skinsational erotic thrillers , and his expertise is epitomized in Lake Consequence .
BORN FOR PORN : THE CONSEQUENCES OF LAKES AND SEX APPEAL
Because you can´t do a post about Joan Severance without mentioning her best softcore movie Lake Consequence where she plays a housewife whose sexual appetite gets ignited when she falls asleep in a worker´s trailer and embarks on a journey to debauchery and lots of wild sex.
Joan shined in an outdoor sex scene. She shined in an indoor sex scene. She shined wetly in a shower stall lesbo sex scene. Of course the real sexbomb of the movie is needy May Karasun who plays a living sex doll.
If she doesn´t look like a blow up doll come to life I don´t know. You want to push her against the wall and give it to her till your dick quits.
Now I´m not so sure about Illicit Behaviour. It´s a crime story but it has been some time since I saw it and I couldn´t find reliable info on this.
What is sure is that Jack Scalia plays her husband, a cop suspended for use of excessive force who takes all his frustration out on her ( in the bedroom if he has half a brain ). Now either she turns to two other cops for help who then start slam - banging her brains out six ways to Sunday like there is no Tomorrow or she tricks her husband into killing her pervy brother and then dicktames a guy from internal affairs to kill her hubby.
The thing with her brother is that when they were teenagers he started using his sister as his private blow up sex doll and she can´t get him to stop. So now every time he´s in town he hammers Joan like a cheap prostitute just for old times sake - if she wants it or not. Naturally her husband´s not too thrilled that her brother is wearing out his favorite sextoy and kills him. I think she then tries to get the insurance money for her husband ( if it´s the movie where she gets double teamed by the cops she asked for help ) or the insurance money and the inheritance.
By the way, the threeway romp in the movie where she asks two cops for help ( whichever movie that may be ) was not in the script but Joan got the guys so horny they could not help themselves. The director decided to change the script accordingly - after a substantial bribe by the two actors which involved sexual favors with big breasted relatives - so the perverts could drill Joan in front of the camera to their hearts content.
Which doesn't surprise me because Joan was just oozing with sex appeal in that movie and because they constantly had an erection Joan agreed to continue this penetration sensation marathon after shooting finished.
They just could not stop drilling an ultimate men milking machine like Joan Severance and went completely nuts. Joan tried to calm them down but as soon as opened her mouth one of them rammed his giant horsecock down her throat - all the way to the shaft - while the other one frenetically pounded her while she was doing them wide splits.
They repeated the sex orgy a few times until they became addicted and soon this became a daily ritual where Joan tried to get them to climax quickly so they could resume with shooting. But the guys were in their sexual prime and really wore their dicks out on Joan's porn star body.
It didn't help that Joan also started to enjoy their daily fuck marathons and what's more she started to get ambitious to find out how far she could take it until she really tried to break their dicks with the wildest and most challenging sexual positions and who knows what could have happened if her third male co - star had not stepped in at that time.
Which is when things really got crazy because that guy had a lot of pent up sexual frustration to work off since his girlfriend had just left him and gotten away with most of his stuff and so he focused all that energy into turning Joan Severance into his personal submissive blow up sex doll.
They replaced the fake handcuffs from the set with real ones that Joan could not get out of and once they handcuffed her hands to her ankles it quickly turned into a competition about who could pound her the highest ( naturally the third guy won because he pounded her up to the ceiling ), who could make her scream the loudest and who could make Joan assume the most perverted, explicit position. On top of that everybody wanted to pound her love tunnel so while they started out drilling every orifice of her body now they all hammered at Joan's weakest spot - at the same time - which sent her into wild convulsions until her eyes rolled back in her head and she was talking in tongues, foaming at the mouth.
Joan was experiencing multiple orgasms that were flooding her body in waves and was not even aware that she was spreading her legs like a cheap philipino prostitute to get a beating by three pulsating dicks.
It is also implied that Billy Zane, her co - star from Lake Consequence, who is extremely well endowed had such an incredible erection thanks to his nude scenes with Joan Severance that they could not get his boner down even after Joan massaged his rock hard member with her boobs, gave him a deepthroat blowjob and had sex with him for many hours.
Blow up sex doll May Karasun volunteered to merciless slambang his brains out but even after a sex marathon that lasted a few hours Billy´s billy was still going strong. In the end it took the combined efforts of May and Joan to milk his balls dry so that they could resume shooting after he drowned them in cum. Of course they filmed it all which is how the orgy in the sauna came about although most of their wild sex party was too explicit and ended up in the director´s personal porn collection.
SCORPION WHERE IS THY STING or DON'T JULIE STRAIN YOURSELF
Coming back to the Black Scorpion tv series for the fans of comics there are also guest appearances by Adam West, Sam Jones or Lou Ferrigno.
Since Joan Severance was not interested in reprising her role of Black Scorpion Roger Corman tried to get Julie Strain but it seems the tv guys knew all of her naughty movies ( who would have thought ) so former Miss Kansas Michelle Lintel was cast who didn´t have Julie Strain's box office appeal - or her measurements - but who seems more sympatico.
As far as her appearances in Andy Sidaris movies are concerned Julie Strain debuted in FIT TO KILL, where she played the evil Blue Steele, then she portrayed bad girl Jewel Panther in ENEMY GOLD and bad girl Black Widow in THE DALLAS CONNECTION. The movie is also known under the title DEADWORKS and features two sexbombs who were in a few of Andy Sidaris´ later movies : Julie Strain and Julie K. Smith a.k.a. Julie & Julie the double rack attack. There are two great scenes ( among others ) in DALLAS CONNECTION : in the first one Julie Strain is tying a guy to a chair and stripping to make him ultrahorny - before killing the poor guy.
And because she wanted a recurring role in DAY OF THE WARRIOR and RETURN TO SAVAGE BEACH Julie became federal agent Willow Black.
And for those that moan about me bringing up Julie Strain in a comic blog and think it is only because of her connection to Andy Sidaris movies I want to mention that the 41D Penthouse Pet Of The Year 1993 not only starred in over 100 movies, she was also married to Kevin Eastman who created the TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES with Peter Laird and was Editor in Chief of HEAVY METAL. Plus she was the inspiration for the main character in the 2000 animated HEAVY METAL movie sequel F.A.K.K. 2.
As regular blog visitors know I am a huge fan of the late Andy Sidaris. He was THE BEST director of action movies for adults and his cast is a WHO IS WHO of playmates : 40DD Playmate Of The Month November 1984 Roberta Vasquez , hot 34D Page 3 girl turned sex therapist Ava Cadell , 41D Penthouse Pet Of The Year 1993 Julie Strain , Samantha Phillips, 34D Playmate Of The Month May 1994 Shae Marks , 36D Penthouse Pet Of The Month February 1993 Julie K. Smith , 34C Playmate Of The Month September 1993 Carrie Westcott or also Dona Speir to name just a few.
So the newer blog visitors might want to check out this spin - off post from 2019 with all the usual links to Janet Jones Gretzky and real live Power Girl Leslie Easterbrook who had the most famous scene in Police Academy 4 - Citizens on Patrol as the 40C Busenwunder emerges from a pool in a wet t - shirt. While many Andy Sidaris actresses / playmates / sexbombs like Roberta Vasquez , Ava Cadell , brunette Cynthia Brimhall, Dona Speir , Julie Strain , Shae Marks , Julie K. Smith and Samantha Phillips are mentioned the main part is about blonde brabuster Monique " Men Milker " Sluyter and the obligatory plethora of Tutti Frutti girls .
Now usually I just include a short part with them in the posts but this time I did a somewhat longer version so I could include all the new download links I found while writing this post. I just recently included a whole slew of new ones but those are just for compilation and mixes while these new ones are not only for entire episodes - which are always ultra rare - but for german episodes which are even rarer. Some of them even include my favorite Tutti Frutti girl ( she's the one in the middle ).
Since we talked so much about scorpions, for people of my generation Joan Severance is also best known for being in the Scorpions music video The Rhythm Of Love which may be tame by Todays standards but which wasn´t shown on Mtv before midnight. And only the censored version.
Speaking of Mtv I hate to disappoint all the fans of The Grind out there but it is not my fault since YouTube deleted the new episode from the club - and in high quality to boot - that I had originally included here.
I know it's not the same but I am still leaving the animated GIFs of the insatiable natural born grind rumpshakers in the post hoping that there will be a time when we can return to this topic with new grind videos.
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seeing as the episode of black scorpion is a re - post and the episode of acapulco heat I included in the bonus section of my tribute post to Steve Rude's NEXUS ( where I wrote more about Acapulco H.E.A.T. ) the quality is not as good as the one I posted ( which is why I always say watch these things while they are available ) but it's almost a miracle that there are so many episodes available on this channel a few years ago I might have taken offense that the channel is called " Boomer Channel " although to tell the truth a few years ago I didn't know what a " boomer " was and the only boomer I knew was Boomer der Streuner which is what the tv show Here's Boomer was called in Germany
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gumen a favourite movie of my brother starring christopher lambert mario van peebles sir patrick stewart brenda bakke rena riffel
As for Christopher Lambert, his quintessential movies are of course Highlander ( we'll ignore the sequels as I am sticking to the motto There Can Only Be One ), The Hunted ( one of my favorite white guy caught in ninjas vs samurai BS movies of all times ), Fortress, Mortal Kombat ( he is still the best Lord Raiden ) and Subway by Luc Besson from 1985.
Since I don´t like to repeat myself too much go over to this post to read more about Christopher Lambert and Luc Besson´s films like Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets. And you can find an overview of the cartoon show in my Christmas post from 2021 which also includes the first episode of the Highlander tv show - which you can find in better quality in my new - at this point still unfinished - SPIRIT OF VENGEANCE SATURDAY post about Mark Texeira's iconic 1990 run on GHOST RIDER .
You also can´t fault Christopher´s taste in women because after being married to Diane Lane - who showed her stripper skills in The Big Town - for six years he gave it to the wardrobe malfunction prone queen of explicit nude scenes, french ( in every sense of the word ) blow up sex doll Sophie " Tits Out " Marceau at every chance he got 7 years long.
Not to mention that he dicktamed italian 34C - 25 - 35 Busenwunder Francesca Dellera which lay the groundwork for Alain Delon who took advantage of the fact that her defenses were down and merciless used and abused the helpless born for porn model like a cheap fillipino hooker until she became his obedient sex slave making all his dreams cum true.
Man, Christopher Lambert banged some of the hottest nympho sluts in showbiz and I easily have to put Sophie Marceau on the top of that list.
Longtime readers recognize her from my very first post of CASTING THE JUSTICE LEAGUE MOVIE where I cast sexy Sophie as Catherine Cobert.
The french sexbomb is best known in the US for appearing in the Bond flick THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH, and outside for taking her clothes of in such classics like MES NUITS SONT PLUS BELLES QUE VOS JOURS ( my nights are more beautiful than your days ) or DESCENT AUX ENFERS ( Descent into hell ) - where she appeared in nude scenes with Claude Brasseur who played her father in the romantic hit comedies LA BOUM and LA BOUM 2 which caused all kind of outrage at this perceived incest.
Her first nude scene was in HAPPY EASTER with Jean Paul Belmondo which I had but I never got round to watch it and now it´s too late.
She was 18 at the time she made the movie and payed the movie studio Gaumont money to get out of her contract to be able to do nude scenes.
What a trooper. In the movie she´s Jean Paul´s lover but when his wife returns a bit early from her vacation she says she´s his daughter from his ex. Sophie also starred in the horror movie NE TE RETOURNE PAS ( don´t turn around ) opposite Monica Bellucci which is like a dream sandwich.
I always do the super hero casting bit and with her giant - sized melons the mega stacked italian sex goddess would be a natural choice for the amazonian puppy princess of Themyscaria. She definitely would have no problem filling out the Wonder corsage with her 42C " Wonder Twins ".
I put her in the finale of the Hollywood Edition of Casting The JLA Movie series as Wonder Woman but now I´m tending more towards Big Barda.
In the original FOURTH WORLD comics by Jack Kirby - and this definitely changed in the NEW 52 - Big Barda was built like a brick shithouse with the personality of a lady trucker, the muscles of a bodybuilder, the hot measurements of a playmate of the year and the cupsize of a porn star.
She got that from her even bigger breasted mother Big Breeda, the fiercest female on Apokolips who - nomen est omen - was therefore selected by Darkseid himself for breeding the next race of warriors.
I don´t know if it was because she spurned his advances or if he just thought she would produce the best offspring but it is implied that all the serial rapists she defeated used her like a cheap blow up sex doll !
All for the next generation of Akopolips´ finest of course. Now with Big Barda the melons didn´t fall far from the tree and when she began to develop, especially in certain parts of her anatomy that had to do with procreation Darkseid decided to let her follow in her mother´s footsteps and - like mother like daughter - personally introduce Big Barda to the breeding pens to continue the family tradition. So as soon as she got wind of his perverted plans for her Big Barda decided to ditch Apokolips and hitched the next ride to Earth. According to Big Barda she managed to do that before Darkseid had a chance to break her in but maybe she was so eager to join Mister Miracle because she had tasted the Darkseed.
For more on DC´s creepy sex stories with Big Barda - like when Barda starred in a porn movie with Superman who later claimed he could not remember a thing - check out BIG BARDA : DEATH, LIES AND VIDEOTAPES.
Originally I cast Maria Grazia Cucinotta, the italian mega MILF with the giant 39D ( !!! ) melons as Big Barda but keeping in mind her history I may cast her as Big Breeda. Not only to get Maria to do nude scenes that way but also because I could cast Monica Bellucci as Big Barda and give the Wonder Woman role to british 90s porn superstar Sarah Louise Young.
We could even have Sarah Louise Young wearing the mega slutty 1990s Mike Deodato sado maso leather outfit . Plus this way we would get to cast an additional sexbomb as anal fixated amazon Artemis and the two had to compete for the right to the title of Wonder Woman in a Last Amazon Standing Double Dildo Penetration Party Weekend. That would be right up Sarah´s alley who has a huge fanbase in my home country.
Yep, she was a big star over there in Germany when I was old enough to rent porn videos. That shows you what an old geezer ( and old pervert ) I am. Also, she was the first one who made porn videos for a price that horny teenagers like me could afford. I mean, new tapes. Because back in those days you could buy used videos at the store but those were watched hundreds of times and only seconds away from combustion.
Not only was Sarah Louise Young the first porn actress to agree a fee of $1,000,000 for a single film, in 1992 she also opened her first sex shop in Hannover, named Sarah Young Erotic Markt, and there would eventually be eleven such shops located in german cities. I think there might have been one in Stuttgart but with all the movies she starred in and the ones she produced Sarah Young was very present in german video stores and sex shops around the time I was old enough to watch her movies. By the time she lived in Spain she also had one of the first adult magazines that were sold together with a videotape. Which here in Spain were sold at newsstands next to comics or newspapers. Yes, some countries do not hide their porn under the table like it´s something to be ashamed of.
Coming back to Sophie Marceau, not only does she drop her clothes very often she also shows great cleavage like in THE MUSKETEERS REVENGE ( or The daughter of D´Artagnan like it´s called in Germany ) that has one of my favorite scenes with her. D´Artagnan´s daughter ( Sophie Marceau ) is captured by the villain of the movie to be sold off to a brothel, but only " to the sleaziest one where they waste the whores very quick " as she says. The guy who has to sell her bitches starts complaining that at the price he has to get for her he´ll never get rid of her. At which point the woman tells him that in this case he should be glad, ripping open Sophie´s shirt and revealing her gorgeous breasts which shuts him up.
now I already mentioned the highlander cartoon show a few times - and even posted some episodes - but did you know there also was a highlander anime series here are nine more surprising things that were turned into anime
coming back to the topic of ultimate blow up sex dolls born to milk huge horsecocks dry in a brothel, sonia edde breast of the rest
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wencke myhre for whom I had the hots in the worst way when I was still in school
Because she was not only funny and had the tireless body of a playmate of the month when she was in her sexual prime but her wardrobe could even rival the so called " disco " uniforms of the female members of the Legion of Super - Heroes when it comes to skimpy outfits. Fashion surely went horribly wrong somewhere from miniscule see - through tops being only one step above lingerie in the 80s to what most women wear now.
Speaking of the Legion of Super - Heroes, I think fitness instructor / social media influencer Lindi Nunziato ( for more on her check out my recent cult siren entry on her ) would be spot on for the role of the Legion's resident space tracker, Dawnstar. With a set of perfect sculpted legs for miles that go almost all the way up to her chin and her boner - inducing 38K ( !!! ) - 25 - 42 measurements that cause instant erections in males of every age and alien species not to mention wet sex dreams she surely has what it takes to portray this Legion sexbomb. Plus she also has that exotic native american look that most Legion artists - including Mike Grell - gave the character. Although that may be considered racist in Today's SJW - infested feminist comicbook industry, but who knows ?
Coming back to Wencke Myhre and her mouthwatering set of talents, I have no idea how she pulled it off but despite her stunning physique that made even movie actresses jealous and always wearing mini skirts and plunging cleavages she never was typecast as a sex symbol in Germany.
Since we are on the subject of THE LEGION OF SUPER - HEROES, as long time followers of the blog know for my money Justice League Vs The Fatal Five has to be at the top of any Best DC Comics Animated Movie list but as always these things are completely subjective and compiled according to personal preferences. So I am including this top ten list although for my money it contains too much NEW 52 material ( those that have been reading the blog for quite some time know that I was not a big fan of that initiative right from the beginning ) and ignores a lot of the earlier animated DC movies. But like I said, every one has their own favourites and when you start reading DC Comics around the NEW 52 relaunch these are probably the kind of DC movies you connect to easier.
Also since his focus is on films that focus on somebody else than Batman that leaves out a lot of the best of the best. That said I don't want to include only videos that agree with me 100 percent and while I would have chosen a completely different top ten these are for the most part above average animated DC Comics movies and definitely worth a watch.
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galaxy of terror with robert englund
Today I thought I could a different batch of videos with ASMR Amy and it's what I would call the " second choice ". Now don't get me wrong, Amy's outfits in these videos are all 10 out of 10 but there is always one tiny detail that does not put them in my top ten positions be it that she is too far away from the camera, she is standing sideways so we don't get to see her breast features, the camera cuts off part of her boobs because she is too close to the camera or the microphone covers up too much of her body. I just thought this might be interesting for some of my viewers.
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We have another episode of Journey To The Centre Of The Television ( might as well post them as long as they are available ) although I am cheating a bit with this one since it is all about italian musicians. And yep, as longtime followers of this blog might have guessed the main reason I picked this one is because of the quintessential 80s pop star - with a big emphasis on the " pop " part : 40D - 24 - 35 sex symbol Sabrina " the italian stallion tamer " Salerno with the obligatory bouncing action.
Now usually I would include my usual schpiel but since this post is too long as it is - and I posted all the obligatory Sabrina Salerno material including her nipple slip on spanish tv in my post about Bill Mantlo's CROSSROADS saga during his INCREDIBLE HULK run with Sal Buscema - I am just going to add the top 5 breast Sabrina Salerno videos I have now.
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Now it's been a hot minute since we had some asian sexsation videos in here and while that is partially because I did not have the time to go through all the videos with hasian blow up sex dolls I got in my special folder I also blame the YouTube boob algorithm because apparently this channel has been active for five years and I don't know what prompted it to alert me to this specific video ( judging from the preview picture I have a pretty good idea although there are a few videos of that nature so it is questionable that it did not react sooner ) after all this time.
I am not 100 percent sure what it is about - something about the human body, right ? - but this is one instance where the language barrier doesn't matter because they speak the international language of oppai power !!!
That always works. I haven't had time to go through all videos on this channel ( it is five years worth of videos after all so don't be surprised if there are no new posts or at least changes for the next week ) but there are a few from this series and as usual I have to do a bit of nit - picking.
Now I still like these videos but there are a few areas - in concrete five - where there is room for improvement. First of all, why is the girl in the video ( who by the way has a banging pornstar body ) only pulling her dress down to the waist and not all the way down ? I can understand it if she doesn't want to show more but then you can just do that with the camera. Zoom in a bit more and that way you don't show anything you don't want to show and we as the viewers get to see her body better.
Which brings us right to my second idea for improvement since I don't think the guy also needs to be on camera. Don't get me wrong I am all for somebody explaining whatever these videos are about but at the same time I don't think it is necessary that this person is on camera taking away from the girl's spotlight. He could also do his commentary from the off. Which is a thing with a lot of YouTubers I have noticed.
Coming from comicbooks for me everything is in service of telling the story and every piece of space is real estate where you have to use every bit available. So putting yourself into the story is only reserved to when it is needed for the story. On the other side YouTubers often not only want but need the exposure so taking themselves out of the equation is anathema for them. But I wish that a few of them would stop once in a while and ask themselves if they really need to be in every single video.
The third thing that I think would improve the quality is of course the hand bra although I am not sure if that would be possible on YouTube without being flagged as adult content. So that may just be wishful thinking on my part but I am sure everybody can agree with me that the video would be much better if she would not cover her beautiful breasts because with knockers like these she could be a bonafide pornstar. Well , as long time followers of the blog know asian girls are my kryptonite !!!
And I don´t want to resort to racial stereotypes that all asian women are natural born prostitutes because of decades of sexual assault but they have the extra oomph that works better than viagra that makes you extra hard - instead of rock hard you get hard enough to cut diamonds - and makes you hear Me so horny me love you long time ! in your head .
And this girl is no exception. So hand bra, no hand bra, I think it would be better if she showed us what her Mama gave her but then YouTube might slap it with an age restriction. Not that we can't see how good mother nature meant it with this girl since we can still see that those are some quite huge melons. Holy motorboat, Batman, here I come !
Okay, the next point where I think some improvements could be made is the length. I am sorry but with a bit over three minutes - of which she actually only spends two minutes holding her naked breasts - it is just too short to fully enjoy her pornstar body. I mean, I can be quick but even I am not that quick and I only came three times during the video.
So yes, there are a few things that could be better but that said these videos are still enjoyable. Oh, what the fifth thing is ? Well, they could invite hasian 44D - 25 - 35 cosplay blow up sex doll Yaya Han to star in one of these videos since she definitely has the huge porn implants for this kind of videos and with her we also could do without the hand bra.
As I have mentioned a few times in previous posts as much as we like we don't stay young and fit forever so Yaya Han might want to do more risky stuff while her body is still at its peak. I would even volunteer to provide the hand bra if she categorically refuses to do one of the videos without.
Of course I would also have to oil up her entire body ( with my schlong ) but I am willing to make that sacrifice. And if she's up for it we can hang out together afterwards and re - enact a few explicit sex scenes from my favourite hentai movies in a nearby no - tell motel with soundproof walls so nobody can hear ultimate sex machine Yaya Han screaming at the top of her lungs when I slam - fuck Yaya Han's brains out six ways to Sunday.
Which by the way I would not be against with the hasian men milking machine in these videos as I could be persuaded to put her to the test.
Speaking of re - enacting my favorite anime scenes, if you are game Yaya there are a few more on the list although they would technically fall into the adult hentai category. There is Mad Bull 34 ( of which I posted a vid with all four episodes in my SHOOTING MY PHANTASIE MOVIE WITH YAYA HAN POST ) where you would play the new über busty cop Perrine Valley who is lusted after by every male in the precint. And I would play your horny superior who presses you into service to go undercover as a busty prostitute so I can dicktame you on the backseat of the stakeout vehicle.
In the original version we are interrupted before I can fulfill all of my perverted sexual phantasies but here I would change that so that I can slamfuck your brains out at my leisure until you are my obedient slave.
Apropos undercover cops with huge XXX guns, one of my favorite hentai movies about that subject is Rei - Lan : Orchid Emblem and you would not even have to wear a blond wig like with Mad Bull 34 ( although who really minds seeing you as a brabusting blonde ? ) since the protagonist Rei - Lan has black hair like you. The story is pretty straightforward - a female undercover cop and her fiancee get caught by a horny drug lord and the female undercover cop has to become the drug lords obedient sex slave to keep her fiancee alive - but there are plenty of explicit sex scenes for us to re - enact. Especially the montage where drug lord Tojo pounds Rei - Lan into submission on every available surface of his private yacht would be a lot of fun to film because I can really cut loose and if you complain I´m drilling you too hard I can always say it´s in the script.
Plus if I manage to not wear my schlong out dicktaming such an ultimate asian boner milking machine like you I may even succeed with turning you into my newest nymphomanic private blow up sex doll in real life.
With your bonerinducing ginourmous 44D porn gazongas you would also be perfect as the mega stacked math teacher Kiriko from Depravity : Destruction Of A Female Teacher ( original title Daraku Onna Kyoshi Hakai ) who is sexually assaulted by a gang of perverted students who use their horsecocks to tame bigbreasted teachers as their sex slaves.
While the cast would be smaller - just me and you - I would of course do my best to put your body to the test and even if you would not let me bind you like in the hentai series we could also do some of the other - more restrained - scenes, like when Kiriko is still in high school and her booming pornstar body gets a few of her male classmates so excited that they can´t control themselves anymore and invite the unsupecting teenage titty wonder to the roof of the school building where they first take turns and then tagteam to forcibly introduce her to the joys of sex.
Or when Kiriko spends the last days of her summer vacation at the beach and decides to celebrate her freedom by wearing a horny stud´s giant horsecock out in a wild, uninhibited asian ejaculation squirt marathon.
Speaking of teachers with giant porn boobs who get gangraped by horny hordes of students, on the top of that list stands Suzuko Yamazaki from Rinkan Club a hentai based on the more explicit game Rinkan Kurabu a.k.a. The Gang Rape Club. The story of the hentai ( I have not played the game so I don´t know what the story is in that one and the hentai is already very explicit so I can´t even begin to imagine the kind of sick and perverted sex practices that the poor girls are subjected to ) is that there is a small, isolated town that has the tradition of appeasing the gods by offering up female members of the community as a sacrifice.
And by sacrifice I mean dressing these maidens up in ceremonial garb before they are gangraped by the town´s male elite, the Rinkan Club.
Suzuko Yamazaki is the new school teacher, a grade - a MILF who returns to her home town of Rinin but secretly she is investigating the savage gangraping of her mother who was offered as a maiden many years ago.
Little does she know that the Rinkan Club is still active in the local high school as she learns to her chagrin when she is chosen as a maiden, tied to a stick and gangraped by the male students in an abandoned building.
Suzuko tries to resist the brutal sex attack but after mercilessly and relentlessly drilling her for days they finally manage to break her will.
In the following days the teacher is forced to wear vibrating sex - toys during class which the students use to bring her to the edge of an orgasm so she doesn´t put up too much resitance when she is sexually assualted after class. Suzuko has vowed to bring the Rinkan Club down but has she bitten off more than she can deepthroat as she is used like a living blow up sex doll almost 24 / 7 by her horny students who seem determined to drown her in a sea of cum ? Or will she finally get her revenge on them ?
With a body made for adult movies and your huge 44D porn implants you would be perfect for the role of MILF Busenwunder Suzuko Yamazaki plus you already have the right hair color. Like with Depravity : Destruction Of A Female Teacher I would keep the cast small - just me and you - but I promise to make up in enthusiasm and quality what we lack in quantity.
Speaking of hair color for my number one hentai scene to re - enact you would have to tint your hair green - or at least wear a green wig - and it is probably no big surprise to my longtime followers that it´s from the classic Urotsukidoji II : The Legend Of The Demon Womb. In the scene Megumi Amano ( or like I call her Ohnegummi A Mano - don´t worry, this joke will be hilarious to my german readers ) the nymphomanic demon / human hybrid every human, beast man, demon, demon beast and super human being on the human world, demon world or man beast world tries to bang is captured and dicktamed by her old lover sex demon Kohoki.
Now while this is my favorite scene capturing it on screen is difficult as there are a few hurdles to overcome, starting with getting sex dream Yaya Han drunk enough to shoot this because being a well versed anime fan she will bolt out of the door as soon as she hears " Urotsukidoji ".
Secondly I don´t have the budget for a full blown Kohoki costume but I may be able to do the " getting triple penetrated while being suspended in the air " with some green screen technology. But the biggest and most obvious problem is that I am not a sex demon with a giant super schlong that has three big ass insemination tentacles. Well, I will do my best and we will have to see if a bit of viagra helps me to pick up the pace to the point where it at least feels to Yaya like her pussy is being frenetically penetrated by three demon tentacles at the same time - without getting a heart attack. Although on the other side this is how I want to go : all exhausted after banging a hasian sex machine like Yaya Han´s brains out.
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