Another year goes by so it´s time to pay tribute to one of the big porn stars from my misspent youth, british firecracker Sarah Louise Young.
Longtime readers know that usually I don´t like to do two similar posts without doing a different post in - between. And while hasian cosplay queen Yaya Han hasn´t done any explicit movie scenes yet ( I still hope she´ll answer my prayers ) we have two incredibly hot sexbombs in a row.
Now I know that when I did my first Sarah Louise Young solo post as part of my CASTING THE JUSTICE LEAGUE MOVIE series I promised to re - post her birthday post each year. But I was all set to do another post on Tom Sutton who is sadly one of the forgotten great comic masters of all time and just put up a link to last year´s Sarah Louise Young post this year. And like always life is what happens while you are making other plans. So to throw a monkey wrench in all my meticulous plans for the last two days the internet has been on the fritz and after going through the Tom Sutton art I have left I am not sure if I should make another post for him this year.
Not because I don´t think he deserves the attention but because I already used my best pieces of artwork in last year´s post. So I would have to look if I can find some quality artwork out there. Otherwise doing another Tom Sutton post with random selection of art pieces is just a rehashing of what I did last year and probably an inferior one. The only alternative that comes to mind would be to focus on one series and post an entire story. Maybe something from DOCTOR STRANGE where Ernie Chan inked him.
Now you might ask what all of this has to do with doing another post on Sarah Louise Young because even if it is just a re - post it still takes time. And to that I have to say : not as much as you might think, Kemo Sabe.
The thing is that in preparation I went over last year´s posts and not only did I do the normal Sarah Louis Young re - post , since I have posted pics and animated GIFs that are a bit more risquee since I first wrote it I did another uncensored Sarah Louise Young post with more explicit material and text later. Okay, this does not explain this post but the thing is that I also did a much tamer version - I don´t remember when - but because of all the usual things I never got around to post it. And since I have tried lately to dial down the babe factor a bit here ( although not entirely since this still seem to be the parts that attract most new readers ) I thought now would be the perfect time to finally put this version on the blog.
Another sexbomb who celebrates her birthday Today is THE ultimate page 3 girl Samantha Fox ( what a day for british bra busters ) and last year I finally managed to do a post on her. Or better two posts since so much stuff I wanted to say about her has accumulated over the years that I had to split it into two parts : the first part with the regular musings and part two which is totally not safe for work and probably not 100 % the truth.
Ever since she admitted to being a lesbian - or at least bi - sexual - there have been all kinds of speculations and I´m afraid I got a little carried away with that last one. In any case, the original idea to do a post on Samantha Fox was that since she has her birthday on the same day as Sarah Louise Young I could alternate between them with the re - posts or just link to previous years when there is nothing new to add. Which is the case with Sam now although I might do a new version when the fancy strikes me.
As for Tom Sutton, his post will take a bit more work that this one - where I only have to write a new introduction and add the entertainment and video section - but it might appear on the blig sooner than you think.
And with that said let´s get to what you have been anxiously waiting for :
Sarah Louise Young was born on April 15th 1971 in Sidcup, in the London Borough of Bexley, Southeast London, and raised in Hampshire, southern England, with a younger brother. Her mother was a seamstress and her father a structural engineer which account for Sarah´s solid structures.
Sarah went to an ordinary school, an A - student with the ambition of becoming a dentist. She was very shy and withdrawn and was scared of cameras that being the main reason why she would never let anyone take pictures of her when she was younger. Sarah was 10 when her breasts began to develop and, at school, was at first teased mercilessly about it.
This caused her to become embarrassed about her body and she took to wearing big sweaters and loose clothing to hide her rapidly developing sexdoll figure. At the age of 11 she was mentally way ahead of her class and her breasts began to draw the unwanted attention of male students.
She had to ask to be exempted from gym class because the boys always were reaching under her shirts which were too short to contain her tits and when she partook in strenuous physical activities where her big boobs naturally were bouncing up and down like crazy the boys were distracted so much that quite a few injured themselves. Especially swim class was a disaster since Sarah was almost sexually assaulted in the shower by the entire male part of her class after they saw her boobs all wet in a bikini.
After that all the horny guys from her class ganged up on her every day during recess and shoved her into a secluded part of the school yard to take turns openly fondling her big breasts until the school bell rang again.
While her friends were interested in pop groups, she was more interested in men and soon she discovered what effect her huge torpedoes had on them. It was while she was on a family holiday in Yugoslavia that she had her first sexual experience at the age of 13 with a 22 year old local boy and the fact he was willing to risk a jail sentence for having sex with an underage girl tells you what a booming hardbody she must have had.
While the boy surely must have had the sexual experience of a lifetime deflorating the teenage Sarah it didn´t impress her much. It wasn’t until about a year later that Sarah Young became truly sexually active with the realization that she especially enjoyed having sex ( preferably with a stranger ) in public places : the prospect of being caught simply adding to the excitement; and Sarah Young was caught on numerous occasions.
On one such, two police officers who were returning from patrol found her having sex in front of the police station but instead of reporting it they hid and enjoyed the show, taping the whole thing with a camera. After Sarah had finished the police officers came out of hiding and - with a huge grin on their faces - let her off with a warning. During another run in with the police an officer caught her driving under the influence but Sarah convinced him to let her off easy after a 3 hour full cavity search.
On another occasion, the ticket collector of the train she was traveling on interrupted her and her partner having sex in one of the compartments but after seeing Sarah Young´s titanic tits he just checked their tickets.
By the age of 15 Sarah had, by her own admission, after a succession of boyfriends and one - night stands, become the school
In January 1986 she met a man at a bus stop who suggested going to a photo studio to take some trial pictures for the famous page 3 of the Sun.
She was surprised because she found herself very unattractive. But Sarah thought that although this would never work, as the camera would only enhance her ugliness, it would be the ideal opportunity to overcome her dislike of cameras. After a talk with her mother to obtain her permission, the photo shoot took place in February 1986. The positive response to the pictures was enormous and from there on her work took off and she was invited to join a modeling agency, and for the first time Sarah began to realize that most men considered her to be beautiful. She admits that she is very shy, but when she's in front of a camera that disappears and she becomes a completely different person loosing all her inhibitions.
Reaching the age of 18 Sarah faced the next challenge. A friend phoned her and told her about a photo shoot taking place for PRIVATE magazine in the Costa de Sol. Sarah was in two minds whether to go because on the one hand the reports in England were all very negative about the porn industry, but on the other the friend was one of the best men's magazine models at the time and she could only tell of how well she was treated.
Sarah is very inquisitive by nature and could not resist to go and she soon came to the conclusion that all of the negative reports and comments about porn had no truth in them at all. She decided to pose for more photos with famous photographer Claus Alvin Vogel from Hamburg. Even at this stage, nobody in narrowminded England thought Sarah Louise Young would become the most accepted export in the erotic business.
In March 1989 her agent visited hardcore tycoon Hans Moser alias Sascha Alexander in Hanover at VTO. Hans had been married to Teresa Orlowski since 1982, whom he had made more famously known as ' Foxy Lady '.
Sarah's agent came to Hans Moser to make some bookings for his models. When he showed Hans the pictures of his girls he replied that there was nothing of his interest except this girl he said, " What's her name ? "
" Sarah Louise Young. " Hans took another look at the picture and he booked the girl for the next VTO production. Hans had immediately spotted the possibilities of this girl just as he had done in 1981 when he had plucked the photo's of Teresa Orlowski from another agent. For four years he had been looking for another ' Foxy Lady ', and had seen hundreds of pictures of girls until he discovered Sarah Louise Young.
However a few days later the production assistant Claudia informed Hans Moser that the appointment with Sarah had been cancelled due to illness.
Hans was very disappointed, finally he had discovered the new ' Foxy Lady ' and the appointment was called off. By this time Hans´ relationship with Teresa was going down hill rapidly and at the end of August 1989 Teresa took both his business and money from him. For 3 weeks Hans wanted to destroy everything around him, however luckily his brother Siegfried was there to stop him. But then Hans recalled Sarah and phoned her agent in London telling him that Sarah had to come to Germany so as he could make her into Europe's latest porn star. However Sarah's agent declined, as he wrongly believed that Sarah would not want to leave England.
Hans was devastated. However all was not lost. Two weeks later Sarah's agent called Hans in Hanover and told him that he had met Sarah at a photo shoot, "Imagine, I told Sarah about you and how I refused your offer and do you know what she said?" "Are you crazy, of course I'll go."
At the time Sarah had never even heard of Hans Moser, but Bill was quick to tell her of his reputation and showed her a couple of Hans' magazine's. Sarah was very impressed with the style and quality, but at the time she was becoming very tired of modeling, as she felt she was becoming brain dead for lack of its use and she needed more of a challenge. Her agent was reluctant to let Sarah go because she had just turned 18, meaning there would be a lot of new markets open to her with age restrictions such as America, France and Asia. So Sarah asked that if she took the job would she have the opportunity to work behind the cameras as well and Hans' reply was " Of course I'll expect you to ! " And so in September 1989 Sarah flew to Germany and met Hans Moser, one of the most influential Porn producers in Europe, who at the time was at his lowest ebb going through the most difficult, bitter and trying divorce with Teresa Orlowski.
However Hans was quick to notice that Sarah no longer looked exactly the same as she had lost a lot of weight after her illness, which had resulted in a fair reduction of her breasts. So Sarah was quickly rushed to surgery for a cosmetic correction to enhance her breasts to their natural size and beauty. The result was overwhelming. Her wonderful figure, the magical glow in here eyes and her natural charms were able to melt every man's heart and to burn every fuse just by seeing her. A new star was born.
After recognizing Sarah's talents Hans decided once again to make her a star in both the business and in his life and on January the 13th 1991 Las Vegas was once again the venue where Hans Moser celebrated his third marriage. The world of pornographic productions were laying at her feet.
She co - stared with the best known actors of the scene, won many important prizes for her outstanding performances and was highly honored with a cultural prize in Spain, for her last big film ' Hamlet '.
Meanwhile her beauty can be seen on over 150 video covers.
Executive producer, writer, director, yes, Sarah achieved everything in the business, but as time passed by she felt more attached to the comfort of her home and her dreams of a family. She wore comfortable clothes, read many books, many of them cooking books and indulged her guests with her cooking talent. Exactly these qualities allowed Sarah to be so creative and always discover new things. As very creative in graphics, she used her fantasy symbolically and proved to be commercially competent.
But the business was changing. Price wars began to make big budget productions practically impossible and the market became flooded with low budget and private productions. And the opening of the eastern block made the whole situation even worse. Actresses / actors from the east swamped the market for lower fees and the situation became intolerable for Sarah who being far too sensitive for the business could not stand to work with people who hated the work but only done it for the money and who had absolutely no respect or compassion for either themselves, each other or the business. This all lead Sarah to decide it was time to quit performing in front of the camera and so she began working on a new future, without her husband Hans Moser, from who she is now divorced.
Yep, she was a big star over here in Germany when I was old enough to rent porn videos. That shows you what an old geezer ( and old pervert ) I am. Also, she was the first one who made porn videos for a price that horny teenagers like me could afford. I mean, new tapes. Because back in those days you could buy used porn videos at the video store but those were watched hundreds of times and only seconds away from combustion.
Not only was Sarah Louise Young the first porn actress to agree a fee of $1,000,000 for a single film, in 1992 she also opened her first sex shop in Hanover, named Sarah Young Erotic Markt, and there would eventually be eleven such shops located in various German cities. I think there might have been one in Stuttgart but with all the movies she starred in and the ones she produced Sarah Young was very present in german video stores and sex shops around the time I was old enough to watch her movies. By the time she lived in Spain she also had one of the first adult magazines that were sold together with a videotape. Which
in Spain were sold at newsstands next to comics or newspapers. Yes, some countries do not hide their porn under the table like it´s something to be ashamed of.
Even if Sarah is from England she got the greek look down to pat with the curly hair and even the nose. I know because when I was in middle school there was a greek girl I liked in our class who had a well developed body for her age. And we had a very busty form mistress I had the hots for.
Back to Sarah Louise Young there were rumors she planned on becoming a lawyer but nothing was confirmed. She made a lot of her movies in Spain because they were so hot she had to shoot them outside of England.
As far as her movies go the list would be too long to include here and you can find it on the internet but THE YOUNG ONE is the best of the best.
Sarah Louise Young is one of my all time favorite pornstars and with all the porn movies she made that were adaptions of famous stories like HAMLET, DECAMERON and NIKITA it´s kind of strange that she never did a porn version of Wonder Woman when she looks like her spitting image.
That would have been the best comic related porn parody of all times.
So this was this year´s completely unscheduled Sarah Louise Young post - well, actually last year´s tamer version of the Sarah Louise Young post - and this all started because I wanted to write down some of the stuff about Samantha Fox that has been going through my head since the last time I mentioned her in last year´s Sabrina Salerno post . And while I may not do a new Samantha Fox post this year as I think I have already posted the best material on her I want to acknowledge her because while I think that she never lived up to her true potential she still was one of the hot sexbombs during puberty. Ah, the things I would have done to Sam if I got my hands on her when I was at my prime. It would have been sooo epic !
Speaking of which, so far I have not posted many clips of Sammy because her music videos do not use her full potential and most live appearances on shows are from her later period. So it is extremely rare to find a live performance from her prime where she is wearing a somewhat exciting outfit. For someone who became famous worldwide by getting naked Samantha Fox sure wore a lot of clothes in most of her tv appearances.
Who has not posed nude yet - at least not to my knowledge - is italian Busenwunder Emanuella Botto although she sure does show a lot more than Samantha Fox without even trying. Since it has been a while since I last posted something of her and because she also was in last year´s Sarah Louise Young post I thought it´s about time to give in to the onslaught of reader requests. In the first clip she is wearing a white shirt and even though Emanuela has a bra underneath it you can see some nipplage.
You can see more than that in this episode since Emanuela didn´t wear anything beneath that shirt and I wanted to say that we are continuing the tradition of Emanuela Botto nipple slips but I´m not sure if this really qualifies as a wardrobe malfunction. I mean, she must have known what would happen if she wore a shirt with nothing beneath it, or am I crazy ?
From overdeveloped italian MILFs we come cult classic The Hitcher from 1986. I remember seeing this in the Bali theater at the train station in Ludwigsburg ( where you went to see porn movies and all the films the other cinemas considered too trashy ). They tried a few times to remake it and failed horribly. Rutger Hauer is an actor who always was on the cusp of a big breakout and this is one of his best movies. The film also stars C. Thomas Howell, Jennifer Jason Leigh and Armin Shimerman whom sci fi fans may know from his role as Quark on Star Trek - Deep Space Nine.
We make the transition from cult movies to cult writer as Wilhelm Busch is still one of the most read german authors who also manages to find new fans in each new generation. His books are read around the world and he´s generally seen as the grandfather of comics in Germany since his bestseller Max & Moritz was the inspiration for The Katzenjammer Kids.
To close things out I have chosen another classic literature adaption by Rankin Bass although initially I wanted to add something a bit more risky.
This being a post about Sarah Louise Young and all that. But I only found the second part of Urotsukidoji uncut in spanish and there have been a lot of spanish cartoons in my posts. And I´m not sure if I should put that movie on the blog. You can easily find it on YouTube. By the way, if Yaya ever changes her mind about doing certain things I´m absolutely willing to co - star in some of the more explicit scenes from Urotsukidoji II with her.
Something else that I found which is a bit more adult are some clips from Prison School but those were censored and since I only have seen the first episode I don´t know which are the best parts ( I do suspect they involve a certain big breasted teacher who could be played by Emanuela Botto ).
Although now that I have seen a few cosplayers dress up as her I think this might be the right character for Yaya Han. She already has the 40D oppai.
But that is the topic for another post as we close the book on this one with Daniel Dafoe´s classic. There are a few of the Rankin Bass cartoons I have not posted yet but I can not tell you which ones I already posted as it seems that I forgot to include the corresponding tag in those posts
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