Just as I am finally closing in on getting all the usual video categories in my still unfinished posts covered I am starting another one but I wanted to do a rather short one to celebrate this blog's 17th anniversary Today.
Yes, it was 17 years ago on the 11th of April in the year of 2006 that a frustrated Subzero decided he had enough of writing endless essays on comicbook message boards since the realization dawned on me that you are not really going to change anybody's mind that way. Instead I decided to put my efforts to better use by starting my own internet blog that might not get as many views but here at least I could write what I think and post everything I like - including pictures and videos - and if people can get something out of it or are at least entertained that is as much as I could hope for. The rest is as they say history and I never looked back.
Aw, who am I kidding ? I am always looking back. Ninety percent of this blog is about stuff from the best decades there ever were - the 80s and the 90s - if it does not go further back to the 70s, the 60s and anything before. I always write about pop culture things from my misspent youth or cult sirens that were hot but I guess that is what people are here for.
So the original plan for this was to do something special since you have basically carte blanche with an anniversary post and can do anything you want. The problem here is that on one side as regular blog visitors are only too aware of - since I keep mentioning it ad infinitum - preparing pictures for the posts is currently an almost herculean task bordering on a Mission Impossible adventure. And to tell the truth at the moment I've no idea what original art I do and do not have in my new picture archive.
Also I didn't want to just do some random art post just to do a post. I was thinking about doing a pin up post since I recently found a lot of gorgeous Gil Elvgren pin ups on Heritage Auctions but instead I am going to post some of the original RED SONJA artwork I found while working on the feature about 90s ultimate 46E ( !!! ) - 23 - 37 Busenwunder Brigitte Nielsen in the bonus section of my post about casting hasian 44D - 25 - 35 cosplay blow up sex doll Yaya Han as Lily Lee a.k.a. The Lizard Lady from Will Jacobs and Gerard Jones satire THE TROUBLE WITH GIRLS.
Now most of the art in this post is by Frank Thorne but there are also a few other classic Red Sonja artists in the ost as well as some personal favourites. So that is already more than enough of an intro for this post so let's get to the good part and while I didn't have time to do a proper celebration - since I was trying to finish something for my recent FLASH FRIDAY WITH CARMINE INFANTINO post - let's all raise an imaginary drink and god willing we will all be here next year. Which is when this blog will be 18 years old which means it's finally old enough to drink. Oh, Kinder !
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Since I could not find a good Red Sonja cosplay video I am including one with fanboy dream Angie Griffin one of the few female cosplayers on the planet who can give the aforementioned hasian cosplay blow up sex doll Yaya Han's huge 44D porn implants a run for her money with her giant - sized ( 100 percent all natural ) 46E double airbags. It's not a Red Sonja cosplay but she does wear a metal bikini and I added the spanish version.
Daimn, no disrespect to Scarlett Johansson but Angie is my choice for Black Widow and I bet her huge melons would turn Bucky into Fucky.
Quite literally because Disney had to sanitize it for the changed history in the MCU but in the original comicbooks Natascha Romanoff was Bucky Barnes' handler in the WINTER SOLDIER program and after he got a huge boner during a sparring session where Natascha was only wearing a g - string and pasties on her boobs ( she was hot off an undercover mission as a stripper ) she insisted on " handling " his spy sex training herself.
Her priority was to enable him to resist even the most perverted sex techniques of female agents to which she took a hands on - or rather a lips on and breasts on approach. And she was especially motivated that he passed the double breasted blowjob dick massage test by spy Ivana Suckyoudry to which end she subjected him to a deepthroat ejaculation marathon orgy making him squirt until he could not get it up anymore.
Once he graduated Sucker Cum Louder she made sure that he was well versed in all known sex techniques and could withstand all the positions of the Kama Sutra, Naranga Nanga, Joy Of Sex as well as a few dozens she had come up with on her own milking him like a breeding stallion during the insemination season until she had completely dicktamed Bucky. She also kept dropping in for unannounced weekend long oral sex tests even months after this part of his training had officially concluded.
Which is why when they brainwashed Bucky Natascha insisted to handle it personally so she could insure to erase all those taming sessions where she used her special ability to spread her legs better than a fillipino spy to relentlessly pound his pulsating member into submission. In the MCU movies the KGB used a machine to wipe Bucky's mind but in reality it was the Black Widow who literally slam - banged his brains out six ways to Sunday while almost humping her favourite sex slave into a coma.
On top of that she occasionally thawed him out without authorisation to use him as a living dildo to vent her frustrations after especially tough missions. And there were a lot so those isolated sex sessions became more and more frequent. Which accounts for the fact that when Bucky was first frozen by the russians he was Captain America's teen sidekick while when the Winter Soldier went up against Steve he was an adult.
Natascha's superiors soon wondered why the Winter Soldier's log showed so many unscheduled activations but because he never left the premises - since the Black Widow handcuffed him to her bed an rode his cock like a wild bronco - they chalked it up to the usual maintenance check ups.
If the Black Widow had a body like that in the comicbooks it´s no wonder that Captain America insisted on interrogating Natty himself after she defected to the West to find out if she was still spying for the russians.
In an undisclosed motel. For a few months. Daimn, maybe it´s just me but Natasha Romanoff lost a lot of sex appeal when she stopped being a russian spy who used her special KGB sex techniques to get intel from hapless american studs with huge horsecocks. It´s the same with figure skater Katarina Witt ( and what a figure : 40C - 24 - 36 ). Ever since the fall of the Berlin Wall and the reunification of Germany she lost a lot of her sex appeal. On the other side she did a few PLAYBOY shootings since then which we would not have gotten if she was still in East Germany.
Speaking of ultimate dicktamers I would love to " interrogate " in an undisclosed no - tell motel for a few months, Busenwunder Angie Griffin has been in a few videos as Black Widow and while we ( probably ) will never see Angie naked - at least as that character - neither are we going to see Scarlett do the full monty since she has gone on record that she will never get naked in front of the camera. Which is one of the reasons why I still haven´t seen the Black Widow movie. Not that it has to be an x - rated movie, but now that they have killed her off the only way they can make one is to go into her past. So it´s a safe bet the movie will also address her spy training which with female spies includes intensive sex training. Which could make for a few good sex scenes but taking into account Scarlet´s unwillingness to shoot any nude scenes and the SJWs stranglehold on Hollywood they will do their damndest to prevent that.
Again, not that it is the only reason to watch the movie but these kind of films can get depressing. So why suffer through all of this drama if the movie doesn´t even have a redeeming Monster´s Ball style sex scene ?
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Speaking of schlock, the most surprising thing for me about 1987's swords and sorcery flick Gor is that the greatest waste of talent is neither Jack Palance nor Oliver Reed but PLAYBOY's Playmate Of The Month Of June in 1986 Rebecca Ferratti who doesn't get to show off her 34C - 24 - 34 measurements since she does not even have the obligatory nude scene.
Because we have seen Jack Palance and Oliver Reed turn in hammy performances before but you might think that you can't go wrong with Rebecca Ferratti in the lead role of a scantily clad barbarian chick on John Norman's fictitious planet Gor which is mainly dealing with the subjugation of women to be perfect sex slaves through BDSM practices.
You can read more about Rebecca Ferratti's more or less successful exploits in Tinseltown in my first post about Joe Staton's run on GREEN LANTERN and speaking of sex slaves, I was very surprised that Rebecca actually joined the sheik of Brunai's harem as the new main attraction.
According to some girls they were given high doses of illegal sex drugs and dicktamed during marathon sex orgies but Rebecca has denied all such claims. And while she admits the sheikh was trying to play mind games with her to break her spirit she says that during the sheikh´s parties no sex was allowed. Now she never claimed she never had sex with the sheikh or one or more of his well hung horny and rich guests.
Nor did she elaborate further how he tried to break her spirit or if it wasn´t also her hardbody he tried to break. Or better tried to break in.
In any case, I´m no expert on these things and according to what I read there are some things that lend credibility to Rebecca´s version of the happenings. First up, Rebecca loves riding - not only riding well endowed studs and making them squirt until they are dry but also horses - and she played polo while she was in Brunei. Which is considered a very manly sport down there so as strange as it may seem to us a lot of the sheikh´s invited guests who had heard about this saw her as manly - even though she is a playmate with a hardbody that can get the gayest eunuch erect.
Secondly Rebecca Ferratti is a very athletic woman with a martial arts background so it is highly unlikely somebody could force himself on her - unless it would be more than one person or if they pumped her full of sex drugs without her notice. In any case, you can read more details about the whole scandal in this article by Jeane MacIntosh at THE NEW YORK POST but I don´t think anybody pays this much for a woman and doesn´t have sex with her. Especially if he pays her to become part of his harem and the girl in question is a blow up sex doll like Rebecca.
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He´s best known for the Crocodile Dundee movies of which the first one is still the best - not only because of Hogan´s ex - wife Linda Kozlowski´s mindblowing thong bathing suit and exposed bootylicious buttocks . Her revealed posterior that almost rivals an afro - american woman´s butt in regards to size and ripeness is the only reason why the first Crocodile Dundee movie is not only still in reruns on the television but also an indispensable part of every heterosexual male´s Blue Ray collection.
Despite having re - posted her original cult siren entry from 2015 two times I always looked forward to doing a new version because it gave me an excuse to put more german Superman / Batman covers on the blog.
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Staying in Germany we come to one of my earliest sex phantasies with tittilating teutonic tit wonder Ingrid Steeger . She was in a lot of erotic comedies of the 80s thanks to her boner - inducing all natural 38D ( !!! ) - 24 - 33 measurements although she became best known as starring resident sexbomb on the german variety / cabaret cult show Klimbim .
I remember the show was must see tv ( not only because Ingrid wore really skimpy outfits and sometimes even went topless ) and it´s really indicative of the kind of tv program we have Today that a show from the 70s has more political commentary and social critique than most german tv productions from Today. Now the problem with Klimbim is that the episodes you find are of very bad quality or are split up in three parts.
Or if you find an episode in high quality it does have the wrong picture frame with 16:9 instead of 4:3 which was the standard frame back then.
So imagine my joy when I found a YouTube channel that not only has episodes one , two , three , four , eleven in normal quality - which for Klimbim is rare enough - but also episodes five , six , seven , eight , nine and ten and in high quality and in the right picture frame to boot. As it could not be any other way the embedding has been disabled so I can't include them in this post but at least you can watch them on YouTube.
Especially my german visitors might want to check the channel out because there are a lot of episodes of Grisu, Catweazle and Die Zwei.
Ingrid was never quite happy with her image as a sexbomb / jokester girl but I have to say that being sexy AND funny is no small feat to pull off if you consider how many of Todays younger actresses try at this and fail.
Anyway, Ingrid most stuck to what she did best and she did not only bring a godgiven natural sensuality but also a kind of naivite to her roles. I am not the only person who thought that Busenwunder Ingrid Steeger was predestined for the role of sexy air hostess with her body that will not quit because she did indeed play that part - alongside german mega MILF Iris Berben who played the straight girl to Ingrid´s crazy girl - in Zwei Himmlische Töchter ( Two Heavenly Daughters ) and it´s one of her most famous roles. If you don´t know Iris Berben, she is one of those actresses who doesn't seem to age as she looked like 20 when she was already 50.
Zwei Himmlische Töchter is a funny series that has some famous german actors on it like political comedian Dieter Hildebrandt and if you watch it Today it´s hard to understand why it was only on tv after midnight.
Initially I wanted to post the fifth episode of Susi with the famous nude scene of Ingrid Steeger but that scene is also the reason why the episode was slapped with an age restriction so I can only include the link here .
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Yes, back then men were real men and women were real women like one of my favourite Divas, all natural 44E ( !!! ) - 24 - 35 MILF Debra Marshall formerly known as Debra McMichaels who turned 63 on the 2nd of March.
It´s no surprise that the Texas raised sexbomb with the huge hooters was a cheerleader as well as her school´s homecoming queen since we know the real purpose of the cheerleaders is to endure the adrenaline charged sexual assault of the jocks at the post game victory parties / sex orgies .
Which made it strange for me to watch Kim Possible. Boy, will she be surprised when she hits puberty - or when puberty hits her chest - and finds out what her real role in the team is. I bet " head cheerleader " Bonnie Rockwaller can give her tips how to spread her legs like a pro.
Speaking of Debra´s tenure as a cheerleader, it should be no surprise that she quickly became the most popular girl and she earned her nickname " Tight End Touchdown " when the guys got her completely plastered at the post game party and tied the drunk bra buster to the " taming bed " in the soundproof room where they dicktamed all the co eds and busty teachers who resisted their advances into submission.
And not only did the entire football team take turns at banging Debra´s brain out, she was also used like a blow up sex doll by the visiting team.
The guest had dreamed of f - wording Debra for years so when they got their chance they went completely crazy, especially six black dudes who double teamed Debra and stretched out all her holes with their cocks.
Debra always catered to the sexual fantasy of doing it in the office with the horny big titted CEO with the porn star body or your nymphomanic boss with the perplexing puppies you could never drill or the slutty secretary with the giant melons you wish your wife would let you have.
It´s no wonder Mick Foley made Debra his Lt. Commissioner, that way he had a good excuse to have her famous DD puppies around and he could always keep Debra in his office after the show for deepthroat dicktation.
Speaking of being the living embodiment of a sexual phantasie, busty boardroom bimbo Debra is right down my alley and with her giant boobs, crazy body measurements, an ass that won´t quit and her long muscular legs for miles which go almost up to her chin and which she can spread better than a fillipino prostitute she seems to be tailor made for me.
Plus with her business suit jacket that is always open and barely covers her massive melons and the long fishnets the only complaint I have is that Debra never wore pigtails. You guys know what I´m talking about and there is a reason why pigtails are also called " sex handlebars ".
You know, that bitchy boss with legs up to her chin and boobs bigger than porn stars who always wears plunging cleavages so that her giant melons are popping out and always is topless by accident when she calls you into her office. The one who presses her body against you until you have an erection that is hard enough to cut a diamond but when you try to do something about it she threatens to sue your ass for sexual harassment.
Whatever was more successful that´s what Debra wenr for and she had no problems getting her double airbags out to get the upper hand over the opponent, much to the delight of male wrestling fans worldwide.
Another factor in Debra´s huge popularity with the guys - besides her willingness to pop out her giant gazongas at any time and any place - were her ridiculously skimpy outfits which not only had less fabric then lingerie ( think Las Vegas showgirl costume / itsy bitsy teenie weenie bikini with jacket ) they also came in every color of the 36DD rainbow.
conan best and I don't know if I would count TITAN COMICS new CONAN THE BARBARIAN comicbook among that number but judging by the preview pictures of series artist Roberto De La Torre that you can find on Pedro Angosto's always up to date blog MAN OF BRONZE ( although strangely enough the post does not include a lot of information about his fellow paisanos ) they are going more for an art style like John Buscema who for me was THE definitive Conan artist and
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Today I am cashing in my chips for a spanish music video to bring you this live performance of the Whiskey Song from Croatia that shows that three things are very popular no matter in which country you are : alcohol ( it seems the word whiskey is the same everywhere so even if you have no idea what the song is about there is one part you can sing along to ) and huge breasts demonstrated by the bra - busting croatian cockdrainer on stage who - as they say in Germany - sings to her body's breast abilities.
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