TALES FROM THE KRYPTONIAN: Skartaris Saturday : Mike Grell's WARLORD !

Once again going through ye olde archives I realized that I never made a spotlight post for one of my favourite comicbook series of all times from my misspent youth and seeing as comic legend Mike Grell just celebrated his 76th birthday a few days ago it is time to gather round the campfire, take a deep sip and reminiscence about the glory that was WARLORD.

Now I know what my longtime followers are thinking, namely that I have covered both - Mike Grell's work and WARLORD - in some previous posts.

BUT I have never written a Mike Grell post that was exclusively about WARLORD. So far I have of course done the trifecta of my THE ONCE AND FUTURE QUEEN series which cover the various GREEN ARROW comicbook series and of course Mike Grell's contribution to the legacy is mentioned.

He naturally also pops up in certain posts about possibly the greatest super hero series of all time - THE LEGION OF SUPER - HEROES - since he was one of the artists who contributed to it's huge popularity in the 70s and 80s ( as I mentioned before THE LEGION OF SUPER - HEROES was one of only six DC titles that were chosen to try out the new Baxter paper together with Marv Wolfman and George Perez THE NEW TEEN TITANS ) and because those are some of my all time favourite stories. And not only because he drew them Legion babes like ultimate sexbombs. You gotta give it to the man, he made them look hotter than ever especially in the disco outfits which for me are the best costumes they ever had.

Which for a long time I thought were also created by Mike Grell, but no, those were designed by Dave Cockrum, who was the artist on LEGION OF SUPER - HEROES before Mike Grell and he had already given them a new contemporary wardrobe. Which was nothing new for the Legion of Super - Heroes since they not only got new costumes from the various artists but also from fans since the series encouraged the readers to participate by sending in their costumes designs for the Legion gals and lads and the best ones were chosen to appear within the pages of the comicbooks.

Man, Dave Cockrum sure worked on some groundbreaking comicbook series like THE LEGION OF SUPER - HEROES or the new X - Men team with writer Chris Claremont. Anyways, of course Mike Grell's Legion pages are included in a few Mike Grell birthday posts that I have made over the years but so far the only Mike Grell spotlight post I have done was about his creator owned series JON SABLE : FREELANCE . And of course I did mention WARLORD as far back as in 2013 when I wrote about the series DIE GROSSEN PHANTASTIC COMICS from german publisher Ehapa Verlag.

Which besides Mike Grell's grand opus about the lost world of Skartaris also brought such series like Don Lawrence's STORM, the CONAN knock - off TAAR, Brian Bolland's CAMELOT 3000 , native american adventurer AROK, SON OF STONE, AMETYST, PRINCESS OF GEMWORLD ( which was later retconned to become part of the Legion Of Super - Heroes universe ), BLACK DRAGON by John Bolton and Chris Claremont and even Len Wein and Bernie Wrightson's classic SWAMP THING to german audiences.

Of course, being a german publisher they didn't print all of the WARLORD stories. While the first three WARLORD albums included Morgan Travis first appearance in 1st Issue Special 8 and issues 1 to 8 of the ongoing WARLORD series the fourth album for some reason made the jump from issue 9 to issues 22 and 23 while the next one included issues 32 to 34.

They continued with issue 35 to issue 36 but skipped ahead to issue 39 with the following one. Where they published issue 40 up to issue 43 but in the next one they had already jumped ahead to issues 55 to 57 and they continued until issue 61 in the following albums. The biggest part of DIE GROSSEN PHANTASTIC COMICS 34 : WARLORD - BEFREIER VON NEU - ATLANTIS was taken up by the contents of Warlord Annual 2 but with the next two albums we had another jump ahead as they included issues 74 to 79. As you can see there were some really big gaps in - between but since that was long before there was much information about american comicbooks available in Germany in those pre - internet days I always thought that WARLORD only lasted around 25 issues, 30 tops. So imagine my surprise when I went to my first conventions and found out that it had been one DC Comics longest Bronze Age titles with over 130 issues.

Aside from DIE GROSSEN PHANTASTIC COMICS there are three hardcovers from german publisher CrossCult that reprint the first 28 WARLORD issues but I don't know if there are any plans to continue with the whole series.

As for american reprints SHOWCASE PRESENTS : THE WARLORD includes the 1st Issue Special and issues 1 to 28 of WARLORD ( so it's basically the same as the three german hardcovers that are available but in black and white so it's a nice companion piece ) and the DC THROUGH THE 80s : THE END OF ERAS hardcover that includes issue 42. There is also the information going around on the internet that the following volume DC THROUGH THE 80s : THE EXPERIMENTS includes issues 48 and 55 but it only includes the AROK, SON OF THUNDER and ARION, LORD OF ATLANTIS back up stories from those issues not the WARLORD stories themselves.

Which I know because I was lucky enough to buy those hardcovers before my comicbook spending budget was cancelled. I never bought many of these " sampler " collections before but now that I had to say goodbye to my vast comicbook collection I am grateful for these books because it is the only way that I could get my hands on material from some classic series or iconic stories like BLACKHAWK , the aforementioned AMETYST PRINCESS OF GEMWORLD and CAMELOT 3000, CAPTAIN CARROT AND HIS AMAZING ZOO CREW, INFINITY INC, JONAH HEX , Gene Colan's NATHANIEL DUSK, G. I. COMBAT's Haunted Tank, Joe Kubert's SGT ROCK , THE SUPER FRIENDS ( of which I really got a hankering to check them out after reading the issue ), WEIRD WAR TALES Creature Commandos, Alan Moore, Curt Swan and George Perez great Whatever Happened To The Man Of Tomorrow ?, Alan Moore's SWAMP THING and WATCHMEN, Grant Morrison's DOOM PATROL, Frank Miller's RONIN and THE DARK KNIGHT RETURNS, Neil Gaiman's SANDMAN or even such hidden gems like Ambush Bug's SECRET ORIGIN or a SLAM BRADLEY story illustrated by the great late Jim Aparo .

Okay, that is enough comicbook pimping for this post because I think my regular readers are already bored at this point but I wanted to include some information for newer blog visitors who are not familiar with the series about where they can find this. Which apart from the reprints I mentioned is the back issue section or dollar bins of any well sorted comic store as these issues should not be hard to find or too expensive.

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and since we are on the subject of foreign comicbooks published in Germany, old link partner Terry Hooper at COMIC BITS ONLINE has an interview with french comicbook creator Jean Marc Lofficier who is best known in Germany as the mastermind behind MYKROS, one of the big comicbooks published by Bastei Comics during my misspent youth and

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Before Black Panther, before Hancock, before Blade, before Spawn, before Steel, before Blankman there was a movie with a primary all black cast about a black superhero : The Meteor Man. Written, directed by and starring Robert Townsend this is a movie every 90s kid has fond memories of watching or at least seeing the ad on the back of countless comicbooks. There even was a comicbook produced by Marvel Comics.

since the friday the 13th episode I posted was deleted

We are doing a complete 180 from the eerie to the funny with one of those rare internet finds you come across from time to time. Pryor's Place was - as the name implies - a children's show with legendary comedian Richard Pryor that ran for one season of 13 episodes in 1984.

As most people know Richard Pryor plays the comedic lead in Superman III ( called Superman III - The Steel Lightning in Germany ) which is considered by most people as the second worst Superman movie in the Christopher Reeve series. Although when you watch it a second time you realize it is actually a Richard Pryor movie that happens to guest star Superman. Anyway, no matter if you don't like the movie or you think it's okay ( for me it has become one of those guilty pleasures ) what not a lot of people know is that there were plans to make the movie without Christopher Reeve and to have Tony Danza play the Man of Tomorrow.

Now if they really would have gone with Tony Danza as Superman they also could have brought on repentant all natural 42C - 23 - 36 born for porn blow up sex doll Alyssa Milano to play Superman's younger cousin.

Which would have led to an interesting family dynamic if they really would have gone in the direction to include Supergirl as a love interest and also possible sex partner for Superman especially seeing that Alyssa Milano played Tony Danza's daughter in Who's The Boss ? I would love to say that the whole thing of Supergirl being groomed as Superman's sex partner is just a fabrication of the sick and twisted Hollywood system.

But no, that is taken right out of the Silver Age SUPERMAN comicbooks where there were many storylines where Superman was completely perving out on Supergirl and even coming up with the most ridiculous schemes so he could kiss Supergirl, feel her up and possibly more. There also were a lot of stories in which Superman mentioned that if he really would marry somebody it would be neither Lois Lane nor Lana Lang but somebody as close to his cousin Supergirl as possible and that the only reason why he did not marry his cousin was that it was against the law on Krypton. Not because it was against the law on earth or in Amerika but because it was against the law on Krypton. So if it would not have been against the law on Krypton Superman would be happily banging his younger cousin's brains out six ways to Sunday. Let that sink in a little.

What is especially weird about this is that it is a radical departure from Superman's initial reaction to Supergirl which was keeping her cooped up in an orphanage while he is living la vida loca in his fortress of solitude.

" I'm sorry, Supergirl, but you got to stay in the orphanage because you didn't tell me ahead of time that you were coming so I didn't build you a special room in my vast fortress. Which houses an oil tanker. And now all the space is already taken up by other things and I just can't get rid of some specimens of my intergalactic zoo or repurpose the rooms I built just to remember my friends. Which serve no real purpose at all. "

But the minute Supergirl starts to develop some curves he's all like " Well, hello there, nurse. This we can work with. I better start building a soundproof room to dick - tame this little filly because we are the only two kryptonians left ( which couldn't be farther from the truth because there were almost more kryptonians around during the Silve Age than before Krypton exploded ) and we have to restart our race. " and coming up with sick schemes to take his boner - inducing cousin to pound town.

This was also long before Busenwunder Power Girl arrived on the scene ( who I always thought would make a far more logical choice for a sexual partner for Superman than Supergirl but much more because of personal preferences than the fact that she came from a different universe ) who also had some weird sexual tension with the Superman from her earth.

Coming back to Alyssa Milano ( who got two entries on this blog, the main post and the bonus round with her best episodes on CHARMED ) she is best known as the most charming, sexiest and all around greatest of all the Halliwell witches, Phoebe Halliwell on the cult tv show Charmed.

Now I have written more about her in my Lindi Nunziato spotlight post so I will keep her part in this post short but I have to mention two things.

The first is that Alyssa mentioned in some interviews that she gave after CHARMED had ended that she was not so keen on some of the costumes .

Which contradicts what some insiders have leaked, namely that she used her influence as one of the producers to change the scripts so that she could have more explicit scenes with Julian McMahon - like the famous strip club lapdance scene - where she could make sure to give him a boner and tame him later as her personal breeding stallion / sex toy.

In fact the only reason that episode 10 of season 5 called " Y Tu Mummy Tambien " ( which funnily enough is titled after the movie " Y Tu Mama Tambien " by mexican filmmaker Alfonso Cuaron ) got made was so that the costume department would make a sexy bellydancer outfit for Alyssa Milano. Who then appeared unannounced in Julian's trailer wearing it.

Without the top of course. She then proceeded to do a steamy striptease using her natural ability to spread her legs like a phillipino hooker that made Salome's " dance of the seven veils " look like a Kindergarten play in comparison. Naturally Julian got a huge erection but before he could do anything Alyssa had already wrapped her perfect sweater puppies about his throbbing manhood giving him a double breasted blowjob dick massage that culminated in a three hour deepthroat lubrication session.

Once his hot rod had grown to three times its natural size and become hard as unto a thing of iron Alyssa submitted Julian to the xxx - rated Arabian Sex Night going through all 1001 positions of the Kama Sutra, Naranga Nanga, Joy Of Sex and a few more she came up with herself.

But Alyssa Milano did not only abuse her power as a producer to turn her male co - stars into sex toys, the nymphomanic nymphette got people brought in so she could dicktame them at her leisure. There was a case where she spied on job applicants and when she found out that one of them was hung like a horse she used all her influence to get him hired.

And when she caught him masturbating to an almost naked picture of her from one of her various photo shootings for FHM ( sadly she has not done nude pictures for PLAYBOY ) she knew she had him in his pocket.

Alyssa blackmailed him to meet her at a close by five star hotel where she booked the honeymoon suite and when she told him he would be her sex toy he confessed that he was gay and only had masturbated to her foto because he had a crush on her since she'd been on Who's The Boss ?

Which would have put a cramp in anybody else's style but Alyssa Milano didn't let that deter her and she argued that especially gay people had oral sex so she would suck his dick for hours and even if she couldn't get him to ejaculate he should get hard even if a girl was sucking his dick.

And if she could not tame him as her sex slave at least she could improve her deepthroating skills and she would even benefit from him not being able to cum when deepthroated by a woman. So now the poor guy was out of arguments and naturally things got out of control very quickly as it turned out that either the guy was not as gay as he thought he was or Alyssa was even better at sucking dick than anybody suspected because not only did he get a huge rock hard erection after a few short hours she also made him squirt huge amounts so many times that she lost count.

The following days Alyssa continued her milking sessions but by the end of the week they had reached the next level where she started to slam - fuck him in earnest draining him dry like there's no Tomorrow and before long she had practically banged him straight again. After successfully taming him as her submissive sex slave she lost interest after a few months but he was still in denial about his changed sexual preferences.

What was undeniable was that Alyssa Milano's sexual training had made him addicted to sex with women especially oral sex. So while he was still pretending to be gay he worked his way through his female classmates who had already developed huge breasts for their age using the old " I am 100 percent gay but I always was curious how sex with a real woman would be like and you are so hot that I just can't resist my urge " schtick to convince them to go home with him where he would slam - fuck them without mercy all night long until the girls became his personal sex toys.

Which he was doing until a new young teacher got transferred to his school who had soft lips made to be wrapped around a hard cock, huge supple breasts like melons, a black girl's butt that could crack walnuts and long legs for miles that almost went up all the way to her chin.

When she caught him shooting his third load into a handcuffed afro - american classmate with giant tits whom he was merciless drilling in the girl's restroom she immediately gave him detention. Which turned out to be a mistake of biblical proportions because they were alone and before she could get out he had already overpowered her and ripped off most of her clothes which he then used to tie her to the teacher's desk - with her incredibly long legs spread open in a v - like shape - before using her like a cheap blow up sex doll for the rest of the day and way into the night.

When the surprised janitor found her the next morning a few hours before school opened he couldn't believe his luck, chloroformed the unconscious sex machine and quickly dragged her to his secret hide out in the school's basement. There he proceeded to clean her up, blindfold her, gag her and handcuff her to a bed he used to train busty schoolgirls.

The janitor was not a big fan of the new teacher since she was not only constantly ridiculing him for being fat and short, she also had intervened a few times when he was about to cum while assaulting female students.

What he was a big fan of on the other hand was the teacher's incredible pornstar body and he vented all of his sexual frustration on her during seemingly endless penetration sensation fuck marathons where he made her assume the most perverted positions that not even the biggest sex freaks would agree to. And because she was blindfolded she could not see who was actually fucking her like a cheap phillipino hooker. So when he finally released her - after having completely worn out his dick on her - she naturally assumed it had been the pupil who initially attacked her.

Which is what she told the cops when she sued him for sexual assault. But because the janitor had gotten rid of all the evidence they judge had no other choice than declare the guy not guilty and because you can't be tried twice for the same crime he now began openly sexually assaulting her on a daily basis until he turned her into his living blow up sex doll.

We have another batch of forgotten tv shows and contrary to what the title says this video actually only includes 4 tv shows and not the usual 5.

I have no idea why this happened since all the other videos all have 5 tv shows ( maybe they got confused because this is part 4 ? ). As longtime followers know I already covered Automan in last year's birthday post for DC Comics artist extraordinaire Jose Luis Garcia Lopez where I included episode two of the series so new visitors might want to check that out.

Now on past occassions I go with the first episode of a series but after checking out the imdb page for Automan I went with the second one because of a certain buxom barkeeper which the blog followers from my generation might remember from the Tom Hanks comedy Bachelor Party.

Back then they put the emphasis in screwball comedy on the screw part so there were a lot of hot massitas like uncredited blonde bombshell Angela Ames who could have easily starred in a POWER GIRL movie.

So it´s no wonder that among her sadly too few credits ( she passed away with only 32 years ) is the 1984 Jim Wynorsky skin flick THE LOST EMPIRE besides former 42F ( !!! ) - 24 - 36 blow up sex doll template Raven De La Croix who played the role of überbusty amazonian princess.

She would have been perfect for an xxx - rated WONDER WOMAN movie. I wrote more about Raven De La Croix in my first Justice League Casting Alternates post and you can find more about the Russ Meyer movie UP ! in this Alan Davis post about the Legion of Super - Heroes including some spiffy new GIFs of nymphomanic born for porn actress Janet Wood who tried to slam - bang her well - endowed homosexual ( ! ) co - star Robert McLane straight again in the worst way like a possessed phillipino hooker.

And while I have mentioned some of the well endowed actresses from his cult movies like 39D playmate Eve Meyer , 44F Busenwunder Uschi Digard or natural born indian 42F stripper Raven De La Croix in various posts I have only written solo cult siren entries for two of the greatest Russ Meyer muses : Haji and Tura Satana . Tura´s post is mostly about the cult movie Faster Pussycat ! Kill ! Kill ! ( The Devil Women of Tittfield in german ) although it touches on her other movies and has her full bio.

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For all those blog visitors who are reading this post for the first time, sorry but YouTube deleted the clips from Mtv's The Grind I had included.

I am keeping the animated GIFs I made of the ultimate teenage stripper stars from the show even if I know that this is not as good as the real thing. But what else can one man do ? This was off to a great start.