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DON'T HASSLE THE HOFF : BANGING BUSTY BAYWATCH BITCHES !
Well, just six months ago I wrote a lengthy part about all things David Hasselhoff - from 1985's tv movie Terror At London Bridge ( where David co - starred with 40D - 25 - 36 Busenwunder Adrienne Barbeau ) to his portrayal of the OG white Nick Fury in Nick Fury : Agent Of S.H.I.E.L.D. ( where he appeared alongside brunette 40C - 25 - 35 oral sex addict Lisa " Lucky Lips " Rinna and blonde 38B - 24 - 35 bikini beachbody Sandra Hess ) and everything in - between like the obligatory KNIGHT RIDER video, an episode of Inside Of You with sexy 38B - 24 - 33 cult siren Angie Harmon who wanted to play She - Hulk in a movie and whose acting career was jumpstarted by David Hasselhoff who insisted that she auditioned for the female lead role in BAYWATCH NIGHTS after meeting her on a flight plus the mandatory part about BAYWATCH with a special spotlight on afro - american 40D - 22 - 32 aphrodite Traci Bingham - in the bonus section of my spotlight for Miss Bikini Korea 2019 contest winner Lim So Young .
But for some reason - was it laziness, foresight, dormant ESP or divine intervention - I didn't include the usual part about Erika Eleniak. Man, BAYWATCH really was big in the 90s and THE ultimate babe tv show.
No kidding. No other tv show had more actresses who were featured in PLAYBOY or playmates. If there was a hot babe during the time the show was produced you can bet that she guest starred in one of the episodes.
One of the most prominent sexbombs on this blog is without any doubt Erika Eleniak who boobed out extremely after she left BAYWATCH much to the chagrin of the show´s producers. So it´s no surprise that I re - posted her original cult siren entry in 2015 , in 2016 and also in 2018 .
DID STEVEN SEAGAL USE ERIKA ELENIAK LIKE A BLOW UP SEX DOLL ?
People always wondered if there was a rivalry between Erika Eleniak and Pamela Anderson and if that was the reason Erika Eleniak left that show.
There are two different versions of the story but I think this article from Jake Davis on FETCH SPORT - which also takes an in depth look at Erika Eleniak´s life and career - is closest to the truth. According to Pamela Anderson when she auditioned for the role of Jordan Tate Steven Seagal wanted to put her bonerinducing body to the test on the casting couch.
" When he saw me rehearsing the part where Jordan comes out of the cake he insisted on me giving him a personal strip show. He changed my costume to two strings of fabric thinner than shoe laces and after he got an erection in his pants he made me strip naked and wanted to act out a sex scene with me that was not in the script. And when I didn´t want to do it he told me that the next girl would get the role instead. "
" I refused but Steven Seagal convinced Erika Eleniak to let him use her as his personal blow up sex doll during the shooting of the movie. He fucked her brains out six ways to Sunday. That´s how she got the role."
Erika Eleniak for her part denies these wild sex orgies ever happened.
" I learned a lot on the shoot watching Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey work. It was a hard shoot and I spent many hours in Steven´s trailer. Yes, he was merciless drilling me but not during sweaty fuck marathons that lasted all night long where he relentlessly pounded every orifice of my body. We were just rehearsing scenes not sex scenes that were more explicit than porn movies. All these rumors that Steven tried to break me in with his giant member are just a product of Pamela Anderson´s sick fantasy. But it still was an incredible learning experience for me. "
Now this is a case of a lot of " she said / she said " and I don´t know who tells the truth and who is lying. So I am just going to list a few important facts and let my readers come to their own conclusion. Fact number one : various female co stars of Steven Seagal like Brenda Bakke have gone on record that he tried to use his position to get them to assume the position. Fact number two : it has been 95 percent confirmed that 90s erotic sexsation Shannon Whirry - who later became famous for doing it for real with her male co - stars on camera like in her movie Ringer - had to go through all of the positions for her debut role in Out For Justice.
Fact number three : Pamela Anderson has never denied that she partook in the behind the scenes BAYWATCH fuck marathons so it would be weird that she would lie where UNDER SIEGE is concerned but openly admit that she tested every male BAYWATCH cast member's dick at least once.
Fact number four : Erika also never denied to have participated in the uninhibited BAYWATCH boning marathons where all the guys took turns at pounding her into submission until she deepthroated Billy Warlock into becumming her willing sex slave with whom she also had a relationship in real life. Fact number five : Erika Eleniak not only was the Playmate Of The Month July in 1989 she also enhanced her boobs to the size of two giant twin torpedoes to get the 34C - 24 - 32 measurements that left horny viewers drooling and gave all her male co - stars giant erections.
Fact number six : Steven Seagal himself put the role of Jordan Tate into the script of UNDER SIEGE. Fact number seven : Gary Busey went on record that Steven Seagal was extremely determined to have explicit sex with Erika and that he constantly tried to add a love scene to the script so he could really get down and dirty. Whenever Gary was on the set he took her under his wing but he wasn´t always there to protect Erika.
Speaking of the bra busting BAYWATCH bimbos, among all the things I had to sell or give away to move to Spain were not only the seasons of Baywatch with Carmen Electra but also Baywatch - Hawaiian Wedding .
Which was painful because I could not re - watch it and Carmen hula dancing with a coconut bra alone is worth the price of admission.
I still have not given up on a Yaya Han Power Girl coconut bra cosplay ( with the tiniest coconut shells you can find although compared to her huge 44D oppai all coconut shells look small no matter how big they are ) as she has already shown that she does a terrific Power Girl cosplay and she has no problem filling out the obligatory magical cleavage window.
As for Erika Eleniak, she appeared in a few movies like BEVERLY HILL BILLIES, CHASERS ( where she had some pretty hot scenes ) , THE OPPONENT, STRIKE FORCE a.k.a. THE LIBRARIANS and BORDELLO OF BLOOD ( which got censored beyond recognition in Germany ) but Erika never achieved the level of success Pamela Anderson did. Not even Traci Bingham managed that who is built like a porn star for crying out loud !
Then there is the tv movie Ed McBain´s 87th Precinct : Heatwave with Erika Eleniak as Detective Eileen Burke. I think I might have mentioned it before but with my unreliable memory I wanted to include it in this post if I didn´t. I think the series is a remake of an old black and white show .
During a heatwave the police are trying to catch a serial rapist who is working his way through the female populace and because Erika Eleniak is a walking wet sex dream her two - male - partners decide in true chauvinist fashion to use her as bait since she doesn´t let them bang her.
The good news is that the trap is successful at catching the criminal´s attention because who could resist Erika Eleniak´s banging hardbody ?
Sex offender or not. The bad news is that while Eileen´s partner are on a wild goose chase through the city the perverted perp pounds her into submission - not with his fists but his pulsating penis, penetrating the prolific playmate in a plethora of pornographic positions at his pleasure.
Naturally her partners are back when everything is over and because she is ashamed that she let a sex criminal get the drop on her like a rookie despite her police training and she let herself get raped she acts as if nothing happened ( plus if she admits what he did to her she would be taken off the case and could not get revenge ) making matters worse.
ALL DAVID WANTS TO DO IS ZOOM ZOOM ON ERIKA'S BOOM BOOMS !
I am not 100 percent sure that David Hasselhoff didn't get it on with his female co - stars because while he always insisted that he never agreed to the casting couch sex offers he got from the girls that does not mean that he never had sex with them once they were a part of BAYWATCH.
There are also insiders who claim that during the first year of the show the crew surprised David Hasselhoff with a special birthday gift : the mystery girl. This was a female cast member wearing only long black leather boots, long black leather gloves, a Robin style domino mask and a black dog collar and leash - for when things get intense - whom David would take for a test drive in his trailer before guessing her identity.
This soon became an annual birthday tradition and when it was Erika Eleniak's turn to spread her legs like a fillipino hooker she could not say no even though she was already slam - banging co - star Billy Warlock like a breeding stallion. It is not know if David recognized her right away or had any idea that it was Erika Eleniak but apart from Carmen Electra, Pamela Anderson and Traci Bingham ( whom he turned into his nubian blow up sex doll and sexually assaulted on a daily basis ) this was the only time that he took five attempts to guess the mystery girls identity.
As for Erika Eleniak's experience it seems the combination of sex drugs and alcohol wiped her memory because when she was later asked by a girl what she remembered from the party she said that she must have blacked out after one of the guys gave her a drink - she suspected it may have been spiked - and that somebody must have had one hell of a time wearing his dick out because she could not walk for a week afterwards.
Thankfully her boss David Hasselhoff was very lenient in that regard and gave her plenty of time to recuperate even though she had to grant him a few sexual favours for that. Which strangely enough caused her a few flashbacks of getting her brain slam - banged out six ways to Sunday.
And for more on baywatchable babes like Erika Eleniak ( who is of course most famous for her incredibly steamy striptease in UNDER SIEGE ), Krista Allen ( best remembered for getting her freak on as french blow up sex doll EMANUELLE in 8 made for tv movies ) or natural born go go dancer Carmen Elektra check out my latest BAYWATCH SPIN - OFF POSTS.
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