TALES FROM THE KRYPTONIAN: It's a Thorsday with Ron Frenz

As promised in the first part of my latest reminiscence about the THOR run by Tom DeFalco and Ron Frenz where the introduction got so long that I had to split it into two here is the part I initially wanted to post.

And since I already included all the relevant links in part one and we have the introduction out of the way the stage is already set so we don't have to waste any more time and we can get right onto the good stuff.

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and the original art for the cover of Thor 416 comes courtesy of MARVEL COMICS OF THE 1980s Anatomy Of A Cover post and

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For some reason there is a lot of horror themed stuff in my posts since it seems I can't escape the topic and Today we are taking a look at the series of movies based on Edgar Allan Poe stories that Roger Corman did.

While he is not as present as other horror masters like Stephen King I have mentioned the master of the macabre in a few posts but in 2016 I did a post with two comic adaptions of Edgar Allan Poe stories, The Black Cat by Bernie Wrightson from Creepy issue 62 and The Raven by Richard Corben from Creepy issue 67 that new blog visitors might want to read.

From Roger Corman's entire Edgar Allan Poe ouvre I picked The Masque Of The Red Death ( on one side because it is the best of them but also because it is the only one where I could find the complete movie ) which has one of the breast performances ever of 34A - 25 - 34 cult siren Hazel Court about whom a critic wrote " the sexy. busty redhead Juliana is played by the British actress, Hazel Court, in whose cleavage you could sink the entire works of Edgar Allen Poe and a bottle of his favourite booze at the same time ". And that's only one reason to watch this film.

I wrote a long post about Hazel Court way back in 2016 which was mainly about The Curse Of Frankenstein or like I like to call it Frankenstein doesn´t socialize in reference to a GREEN LANTERN story by Alan Moore .

When I saw the movie for the first time Hazel Court just blew me away because I didn´t know about her status as a scream queen and that a lot of her roles hinged on her big pair of lung´s ability to scream in horror loudly and fill out a cleavage. She presents one of the most incredible cleavages in movie history in that film that is sure to blow your socks off as it doesn´t leave much to the imagination. Hazel is almost topless for most of the movie with her very generous and deep plunging cleavages.

If that is not enough to make you check out The Curse Of Frankenstein I don´t know what is. Because besides one of the best performances by Hazel Court it is also a very good horror movie from the famous Hammer studios starring none other than Peter Cushing as Victor Frankenstein.

But Today's movie is The Masque Of The Red Death which is a repost but since it has been seven years since I first posted this - in my Hazel Court tribute - there might be some who have not seen this cineastic gem.

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Since I already did a very long part about React channel's nubian mega sexbomb Jair ( click here for the breast video of my future wife ) in the bonus section of my Gambit post ( I know, WTF ? me writing a Gambit post ? It happened ) and an even longer part about Busenwunder Haley who seems to have developed a Russ Meyer breast size overnight and then did another feature for Jair in the pop culture trivia / cult siren section of my post pimping two omnibus books that were offered at amazon Spain with a discount ( I hope some readers got the AVENGERS BY KURT BUSIEK AND GEORGE PEREZ book since it has gone up in price.

I do know that I am the only one who ordered the MARVEL UNIVERSE BY CHRIS CLAREMONT book - although I shouldn't have - and I might write if it was worth it in a future post. ) plus another cameo by Jair in my - at this point at least - still unfinished tribute to Dick Dillins run on JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA and my Jim Aparo tribute post where I included almost the complete original art for issue 170 of THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD you might think that I would hold off with posting new Jair - ectioninducing videos for a while but I couldn't let this opportunity pass.

Not only because Jair is showing some nice cleavages and has incredible bouncing action - especially in the last one OMG - but also because these videos have been piling up for some reason ( I guess the producers want to put Jair into as many videos as they can as long as the temperatures keep rising and subsequently Jair's tops keep getting bigger and bigger cleavages ) so I wanted to put them on the blog as soon as possible.

Whenever I revisit things there is a lot of copy / paste involved ( even if my new laptop is doing his darnest to make that as difficult as possible ) so I try to come up with stuff I haven't posted yet for my loyal followers.

JAIR in WET T - SHIRT ADVENTURES WITH FUCKTORIA SQUIRTHARD !

Now I have been thinking about casting Jair in a comicbook movie and apart from the usual suspects I realized that she would be perfect as Vicky Spritzfest ( Fucktoria Squirthard in the english translation ) the Busenwunder reporter for Notzucht TV that would have been introduced in the third issue of my discontinued adult comicbook series VERSAUTE BETTGESCHICHTEN. Granted, in the comic Vicky is white and not black but I think Jair definitely has the long legs to pull it off and I don't think people would mind it much that her huge boobs are smaller than Vicky's.

Vicky is a plucky reporter with a body made for porn movies - which is why Jair would be perfect for this - who drives all men around her crazy.

Especially her perverted camera guy who is a rapist - in - training that " initiated " Vicky after her first live report by hiding in her motel room and using her as his sex doll for the rest of the night. From that moment he has been sexually assaulting Vicky on a daily basis and even though she sometimes manages to fend off his attacks she always ends up in situations where multiple men have their way with her or she is at least naked - which is the reason why her broadcasts have such high ratings.

Now in the story Vicky is reporting live from the annual Wet T - Shirt competition - together with fellow female Notzucht TV reporter Sandra Saugstark who was the winner of the wet t - shirt contest the last nine years in a row thanks to her huge melons as well as having a ten year winning streak as Miss Nude World - when three guys ( instigated by the horny camera guy ) first douse Vicky Spritzfest with a bucket of ice cold water so that everybody can see her nipples and then pull up her shirt exposing her wet and naked pornstar tits to the entire world on live tv.

Of course Vicky changes her wardrobe immediately but on such short notice the only thing that is available is a tiny shirt that shows more than it reveals. Naturally the tv station is inundated by phone calls, e - mails, twitter messages and whatnot so the station manager smells a big PR opportunity and decides to let the viewers vote if Vicky should also participate. Even if she doesn't win, the five finalists at least get a money prize and are featured in a naked PLAYBOY pictorial ( which should tell you when this story was written ). So she wins the poll by a landslide because everybody wants to see her bucknaked in PLAYBOY.

During the contest Vicky uses her natural born sluttiness and her superior stripper skills that she used to work her way through college to win over the crowd and apart from one little slip up - which she manages to turn into a bonerinducing stripper move - everything works out for the breast.

I don't think I would have let her win the contest - as good as she is Sandra's boobs just eclipse her and Sandra also gets her clothes totally ripped off by the crowd as her performance almost turns into an orgy.

I think the way I would have gone is that Vicky wins sixth place - which means that she will not get naked for PLAYBOY magazine - but at the last minute the second place winner is disqualified because she is only 16 ( she does have giant tits which makes it believable everybody thought she was of legal age ) and Vicky has to strip naked for PLAYBOY after all.

The end would be Sandra Saugstark - with her shirt ripped to shreds, her boobs hanging out of her bustier and her mouth and cleavage covered in cum because male co - host Mandingo Schlonglong assaulted her sexually off camera - reporting that Vicky Spritzfest celebrated her fifth place in the wet t - shirt contest with an impromptu sex marathon orgy with the entire soccer team FC Spread Them who slipped Vicky an overdose of illegal sex drugs. I don't know if I would have included the penetration sensation orgy in issue three but judging by how things worked out in the past I would have probably have to leave that part for the next issue.

Now as an incentive to get as many people as possible to vote for Vicky to enter the wet t - shirt contest the tv station manager offered five prices which I think could also be used for Jair be it as punishments for losing in React videos or as incentives for premium channel members.

The fifth prize would have been a meet & greet with Vicky - in a tiny micro bikini - and the participation in a two hour bodypainting class with Vicky as the canvas where the lucky winner gets to apply the paint with his hands and help Vicky to get clean afterwards as he uses his rockhard boner to make sure those hard to reach places get enough showering gel.

The fourth prize would have been a visit to Vicky's shooting for PLAYBOY magazine to experience her spreading her insanely long legs better than a phillipino hooker first hand. The shooting ends with the lucky winner alone on the set with hapless Vicky who has been " accidentally " hogtied naked while the rest of the crew leaves for a nineteen hour lunch break.

The third prize is a 12 hours all expenses paid trip to a nude beach on a desert island that is so secluded that nobody will hear Vicky's screams when you use her like a blow up sex doll. If you don't believe it just ask the tv station manager who has used the island for many weekend trips with female employees including Vicky Spritzfest and Sandra Saugstark.

Second prize would have been a " surprise " visit to the set of Notzucht TV where Vicky Sprtzfest is taping the Sketch Of The Week which in this case is the re - creation of Halle Berry's famous sex scene from the Oscar winning " Monster's Ball " and the lucky winner would get to participate.

In the original scene Halle Berry only had sex with one guy but since not only the winner of the prize wants to slambang ultimate men milking machine Vicky but also the camera guy and the tv station manager they turn the scene into a fourway while they are already at it without even consulting Vicky. Who naturally is not too thrilled about it but because she is already drilled hard by two guys her protests fall on deaf ears.

Especially when the third guy rams his huge erection down her throat.

And last but not least the first prize would be a hot candlelight dinner followed by an all expenses paid weekend at a luxurious five star hotel.

As a special feature the big bedroom comes with Vicky in Victoria's Secret lingerie who is pumped full of illegal sex drugs and handcuffed with her legs spread apart and tied to the bedposts. As another bonus the room is soundproof so nobody can hear Vicky scream at the top of her lungs when you slambang her brains out six ways to Sunday. Which in this case is quite literally since the lucky winner gets to have his way with ultimate sex machine Vicky from Friday morning until Sunday night.

Anyway, those are the prizes the tv viewers in the story would have won and I think this would also be things that should be considered with Jair.

Because I think every red blooded straight male would love to encounter our favourite afro - american aphrodite in such a bonerinducing setting .

The " something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue " it is and as always here is the obligatory top five of Jair's newest breast reaction videos. This Sexbombe will be a wife AND a mistress.

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He´s best known for the Crocodile Dundee movies of which the first one is still the best - not only because of Hogan´s ex - wife Linda Kozlowski´s mindblowing thong bathing suit and exposed bootylicious buttocks . Her revealed posterior that almost rivals an afro - american woman´s butt in regards to size and ripeness is the only reason why the first Crocodile Dundee movie is not only still in reruns on the television but also an indispensable part of every heterosexual male´s Blue Ray collection.

Despite having re - posted her original cult siren entry from 2015 two times I always looked forward to doing a new version because it gave me an excuse to put more german Superman / Batman covers on the blog.