Wednesday, August 02, 2023

It's a Busenwunder Bill Ward Wednesday !

My regular oyeescuchas are probably already tired of hearing that posts most often than not lead to other posts. So - as it couldn't be any other way - while I didn't have any art by pin up icon Bill Ward as I wrote my Gil Elvgren post now I have so many that it was hard to pick just 23.

Now usually my modus operandi is to start with the ones that have the best quality - which generally are the ones from HERITAGE AUCTIONS ( another shoutout to the guys and girls from that website for always providing such great pieces although they do try to make things more difficult for me and I really would put more of the art they sell on the blog if OneDrive and the internet gods were not against it ) - and the ones that I personally find most appealing, funny or just well made.

And yes, that selection is totally random and highly subjective but that way I can guarantee that I always post the best of the best art pieces available to me at that particular point in time and it also helps keep me interested to continue writing this blog which is beneficiary to readers.

With this post I strayed from the trodden path since I found a lot of pin ups - mostly on the RED N WHITE AND RED ALL OVER website's post on Bill Ward - that had the captions. Which are either not included in the scans from HERITAGE AUCTIONS or if they are they are difficult to read.

So since I feel these illustrations work much better if you actually know the punchline I have included a rather high number of those even if they are not of the best quality. Don't get me wrong, their quality is still good - we haven't lowered the standards for that - but not as good as others.

But that's enough of an introduction since we have already done three Bill Ward posts and you are probably already anxious to take another trip in the way back machine to a time when society let men be men, women looked like real women are supposed to look like, knew their role in life ( to be quiet, look good and most importantly be a lady on the street but an insatiable nymphomanic sex freak in bed ) and acted accordingly.

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Speaking of the world of pin up illustrations and magazines, someone who definitely appeared nude in a lot of gentlemen's magazines is all natural 40D - 25 - 36 Busenwunder Adrienne Barbeau who was destined for boob fame from the moment she began her career as a go go dancer for the mob and in the Off Broadway nudie musical Stag Movie . She was also married to director John Carpenter ( you can't fault that man's taste ) and appeared in Escape From New York after making her movie debut in The Fog which is the horror movie we will take a closer look at Today.

While Adrienne Barbeau appeared in other horror movies like Creepshow or the Swamp Thing movie by Wes Craven she is best known for playing one of the original Lamborghini babes alongside bonerinducing Tara " what rhymes with " Buckman in the original Cannonball Run movie from 1981 where her main purpose is to distract the highway patrol - and the male audience - by flashing her impressive cleavage as often as possible.


Now if you have seen Cannonball Run you will remember the waitress with the extra - large double whoppers in the opening scene whose name is not in the opening credits, in the end credits or on any internet page ( and believe me fella, I´ve looked ). Well, just recently I found a clip with some scenes of Farrah Fawcett from the movie and her scene is also in there. So far I just called her Busenwunder Waitress but now I can tell you that her real name is Vickie Reigle. Now in Germany Vickie is not a good name for a woman - just ask german singer Nikki who had to suffer a lot of dirty jokes because of her name ( what rhymes with " Nikki ? " ).


Coming back to living blow up sex doll Adrienne Barbeau, the bra - busting brunette soon became famous as the biggest boobs on sitcom tv during the 70s when she played the daughter of Bea Arthur´s tit - ular firebrand on Maude where the small screen could barely contain her huge melons in such classic episodes like The New Housekeeper, Walter´s Ethics, Walter´s Crisis, The Slumlord, Carol´s Promotion, The Election, Maude´s Facelift but especially The Case of the Broken Punch Bowl and Maude´s Big Decision and I´ve never seen so much boner - inducing bouncing action on prime time tv as in Maude´s Musical.


As Adrienne Barbeau recalls : " What I didn´t know was that when I said my lines I was walking down a flight of stairs and no one was listening to me since they were just watching my giant breasts precede me. "

The ultra bosomy brunette was also cast in numerous made - for - tv films and guest appearances on cleavage - enhanced shows as The Love Boat, Fantasy Island, and Valentine Magic on Love Island much to the delight of her million of male fans as well as a very memorable braless dash on Battle of the Network Stars . In her biography Adrienne claims : " I actually thought CBS asked me to be on Battle of the Network Stars because they thought I was athletic. My husband clued me in : who cared if I won the race, as long as my huge tits bounced when I ran. "

The popularity of Adrienne Barbeau´s 1978 cheesecake poster confirmed her status as an international sex symbol and the rest is boob history.

While reviewers have sometimes criticized her acting ability, Barbeau´s popularity stemmed partly from what critic Joe Bob Briggs referred to as the " two enormous talents on that woman " and her typecasting as a " tough broad ". Barbeau refused offers to appear topless in PLAYBOY, although she has appeared nude in High Society, films and Off Broadway plays. Despite her initial success, she said at the time that she thought of Hollywood as a " flesh market " and that she´d rather appear in films that " explore the human condition " and which " deal with issues ".


You can read more about Adrienne in this post which touches on Brian Michael Bendis´s Superman and Swamp Thing - in comics, movies and tv.

The Fog co - starred JaMILF Lee Curtis who started her career with the John Carpenter movie Halloween who quickly became famous for her impressive set of lungs as one of Hollywood´s premiere scream queens.


She later became quite literal famous for her impressive set of lungs as her boobs busted out and she quickly got the nickname " freezeframe " because her hot scenes in movies like Trading Places or Perfect became the most paused on the vcr thanks to her 34C - 22 - 34 measurements.

Today she´s best known for her incredibly hot striptease in True Lies, the best striptease in movie history - at least according to a poll from 2007.

Which is all the more impressive if you keep in mind that Jamie Lee Curtis was 36 at the time. So she did her best movie scene when her body was in remarkable shape - she exercised every day for this - and I cannot even begin to imagine how epic it would have been if she hadn´t kept on her underwear and gone full monty frontal nudity in the movie.

Because James Cameron had seen her in A Fish Called Wanda and wrote the role of Helen Trasker specifically to see her naked porn star body.

GET A GRIP ON JAMILF LEE´S COCONUTS / THE TAMER OF PANAMA !

JaMILF Lee Curtis has always spurred the sexual imagination of her on screen partners like with old horn dog Pierce Brosnan who got more than a good handful of her massive milkshakes when he squeezed her perfect puppies in The Tailor of Panama. The scene was not in the original script but Pierce just couldn´t let an opportunity to fondle Jamie´s juicy juggs pass and so he manhandled her titanic 38C twin torpedoes in every take.

After two days of shooting the scene Jamie´s mouthwatering XXL melons were so sensitive from Pierce´s constant massage that she climaxed with the slightest touch. So she agreed to let Pierce use her as his personal blow up sex doll for the remainder of the shooting if he stopped botching the takes and then the director decided to leave the scene in the movie.

I have already done a number of posts on JaMILF Lee Curtis : the original post which mostly contains pictures with links to animated GIFs , one with all the pictures I could find , a re - posted version with a few GIFs added and the post I did on her in 2016 with a lot of spectacular GIFs.

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Busty born for porn 38B - 22 - 35 performer Paula Abdul was the Carmen Electra of my entire generation as she shook her booty like there´s no Tomorrow and slid her bonerinducing centerfold porn body up and down stripper poles like a real professional in steaming videos like Crazy Cool.

She also became the head cheerleader ( with a big emphasis on the " head " part if you know what I mean ) of the Los Angeles Lakers - and she tells the story of how she became a Lakers girl in the episode above - which means that she became a real pro at spreading her legs and doing them wide splits since we all know that the real purpose of the cheerleaders is not to cheer on their team but endure the adrenaline charged sexual assault of the jocks at the post game victory parties .

Which made it strange for me to watch Kim Possible. Boy, will she be surprised when she hits puberty - or when puberty hits her chest - and finds out what her real role in the team is. I bet " head cheerleader " Bonnie Rockwaller can give her tips how to spread her legs like a pro.


Speaking of Paula´s tenure as a cheerleader, it should be no surprise that she quickly became the most popular girl and she earned her nickname " Tight End Touchdown " when the guys managed to get her completely plastered at the post game party and tied the drunk bra buster to the " taming bed " in the soundproof room where they dicktamed all the co - eds and busty teachers who resisted their advances into submission.

And not only did the entire football team take turns at banging Paula´s brain out, she was also used like a blow up sex doll by the visiting team.

The guest had dreamed of f - wording Paula for years so when they got their chance they went completely crazy, especially six black dudes who double teamed Paula and stretched out all her holes with their cocks.

To the young kids she´s known as the crazy and drunk judge on American Idol and I´m not sure if I should be sorry or glad about missing all those episodes because in one episode Paula´s XXL porn cleavage gave the term " push up " a new definition. Or should I say a new dimension ?

Are we really to believe the always horny Simon Cowell never tapped that ? Man, if Paula would have been my co - host I´d have been f - wording her brains out in her trailer six ways to Sunday every chance I get. From what you hear Paula was like a cat in heat around Simon too.

Anyway, while Paula and Simon Cowell repeated the experience on The X - Factor there was another judge on X - Factor whom Simon dicktamed relentlessly like a wild breeding stallion during the insemination season.


SIMON SAYS : DANNII MINOGUE WAS MY SEX TOY, MY BLOW UP DOLL

The stacked Minogue sister with the built in pair of bongos was actually in the music business first and had a big career before Kylie ever sang her first note, which most people forgot for a long time. Which of course changed when she became a judge on The X - Factor where she got the highest points from the audience on the show and Simon Cowell in the bedroom who used her as his blow up sex doll. Dannii officially denied being Simon´s sex toy but that doesn´t contradict that he banged her.


I mean, if I was sitting next to a wet dream with such huge melons all day I would definitely put her pornstar body to the test, this is a total no brainer. Simon even campaigned to get her back on the show and made no secret that it was mainly because he loves her incredible 40C breasts.


He wanted the channel to splash out millions to secure a deal with her and told ITV boss Peter Fincham : " Bring her back to X - Factor and all men will tune in to look at her tits. "  In his biography Simon Cowell admitted that he was in love with Danni Minogue for years. " I had a crush on her. It was Dannii´s hair, the sexy clothes and the tits. I was like a schoolboy. She was foxy. She is a real man´s girl. Very feminine. "

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I found several videos about the barbie movie but I think it's best when it comes from a woman what I don't understand is why everybody is so upset about this when this is the general direction that hollywood has been going these past few years it's just more open I mean why do people think it's funny and appropriate when it happens in marvel movies but they throw a hissy fit when it happens to their beloved barbie

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We return to Busenwunder from the balcans with the late Ksenija Pajcin a.k.a. Xenia Pajcin upon whom I stumbled while doing some research for serbian real life 36F ( !!! ) Power Girl Dara Bubamara who will be in my next posts. Serbian singer dancer and model Ksenija Pajcin started her career as a go - go dancer in discotheques and backup dancer in music videos when her hot body and bonerinducing stripper moves caught the attention of music mogul Minimaks who made her his personal assitant with a big emphasis on the " personal " part if you know what I mean.

Ksenija became quite famous as a dancer in greek night clubs and she started a music career although she got more attention for her dance moves and her outfits than for her vocals. She also owned a dance studio in Belgrad and worked as a model. She was killed at the age of 32 and I won't get into detail about how she died and what happend afterwards because that is just too depressing but those who are interested to know more can check out her wikipedia entry which is where I got my info.

since some of her videos that I posted in my gil elvgren tribute post have been deleted the best of the breast are here again

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