Well, actually really early since I am writing this in advance. Anyway, with all the posts I still have to finish I would not have the time to do another re - post of Alyssa Milano´s original cult siren entry but after I spent most part of an entire day fixing a new version of said post - or rather an old one I never posted - that I still had lying around in my draft folder it is easy enough to do a pimped version using the old " copy paste " trick.
Sexbomb Alyssa Milano ( who got two entries on this blog, the main post and the bonus round with her best episodes on CHARMED ) is of course best known as the most charming, sexiest and all around greatest of all the Halliwell witches, Phoebe Halliwell on the cult tv show Charmed.
According to some interviews she gave later she wasn´t so keen on some of the sexy outfits but Alyssa was the main reason why guys watched the show, it was all to see her shaking her hips as a sultry belly dancer with her tits hanging out or an almost naked mermaid. Also Alyssa was busy taming male co - stars Julian McMahon and Brian Krause as her personal sex slaves.
I did a re - post of Alyssa Milano´s cult siren entry on her birthday in 2016 and it is weird that she is trying to make herself the feminist figurehead of the Me Too movement with such actions like a proposal of a sex strike.
I wonder whom she is trying to make forget her nude roles, us or herself.
From the moment she showed her perfectly shaped tits to the world on Outer Limits - thanks to the lower restrictions of the Sci Fi Channel - it was clear this blow up sex doll was born for porn which she proved with her completely uninhibited sex scenes in Embrace Of The Vampire .
Alyssa Milano´s career has always been heavily influenced by her porn star body which already developed at a very young age and her willingness to flaunt what mother nature gave her in such an abundance like in Double Dragon where she put her butt cheeks on display in a pair of cut off jeans.
According to well informed insiders this scene made her male co - stars, a then up and coming Mark Dacascos and Scott Wolf so horny that they unleashed their giant - sized double dragons on Alyssa after shooting in a marathon sex orgy in her trailer. And no matter if you believe that these super squirt sex sessions continued during the entirety of the shooting Alyssa officially started dating Scott Wolf and they were even engaged.
She´s best known as the most charming, sexiest and all around greatest of the Halliwell witches, Phoebe Halliwell on the cult tv show CHARMED.
Before that she starred in the tv hit WHO´S THE BOSS ? where she grew up in front of the national tv audience. I vividly remember SELLING SAM SHORT ( season 8, episode 4 ) in which puberty has already hit certain areas of her body in particular her chest. Alyssa is at that delicate threshold young women reach when their breasts are already fully grown but the rest of the body hasn´t had time to catch up. She is wearing a green top that is straining heavily under her grown up breasts. I found the episode on YouTube but the quality is too bad to make an animated GIF.
But back to Alyssa Milano. During her time on WHO´S THE BOSS ? she produced and starred in her own workout video called TEEN STEAM, which ( despite its quasi - raunchy title ) was an exercise video for kids -- and was absolutely never used as an entertainment piece for guys in their parents' basements. I´m sure nobody used this tape of Alyssa´s tight and fit teenage body stretching, flexing and bending for recreational reasons.
After that italian - american actress Alyssa Milano got our italian beef swelling as she was trying to get away from her good girl image, slutting it out and getting naked in a few movies like POISON IVY II where her male co star got to live out every horny Samantha Micelli fan´s sexual fantasy .
But my favorite is the vampire movie. I´m saying the vampire movie because here in Germany it´s called EMBRACE OF THE VAMPIRE, KISS OF THE VAMPIRE or PASSION OF THE VAMPIRE depending on which tv station shows it. Alyssa who had played Tony Danza's daughter, teaching viewers the joys of watching a young girl develop, then buy a bra to handle her blossoming charms, and finally lose her virginity lost the bra and her massive talent spilled over onto the big screen. In this erotic direct to video classic she embraced more than gothic occultism, but lesbianism with a nymphomaniac Charlotte Lewis and threesomes too. Alyssa´s body in this one is incredible and she has her breast nude scenes in this one.
In the same year Alyssa starred in an episode of OUTER LIMITS where she didn´t leave much to the imagination thanks to the lower restrictions of the Sci Fi channel. She was well on her way to become a sexsymbol .
After that she went on to star in CHARMED where her 36C - 23 - 36 measurements got the better of spoiled brat Shannen Doherty who left the series to be replaced by Rose Mc Gowan. Anyway, none of the other Halliwell sisters really did much for me where sex appeal is concerned.
According to some interviews she gave later she wasn´t so keen on some of the sexy outfits but Alyssa was the main reason why guys watched the show, it was all to see her shaking her hips as a sultry belly dancer with her tits hanging out or an almost naked mermaid . Also Alyssa was busy taming male co - stars Julian McMahon and Brian Krause as her personal sex slaves.
Between Rose´s permanently erect nipples, Alyssa's loose tops, and scenes like these, it must have been an very ' hard ' job. There were probably some serious fights to decide who got the privilege to paste those nipples patches on Alyssa's boobies. They probably had dozens of volunteers to do it for free and some who tried to pay for it - every day!
" Are you absolutely sure the best way to get the glue off my breasts is to lick it off, Mr Make Up Guy ? And why does it always take two hours ? "
" It´s a hard job but somebody has to do it. Now let me do my work, you wouldn´t want anything to happen to your perfect puppies, Miss Milano. "
The guys were probably making excuses to get her in that outfit again.
" Sorry Miss Milano, but somehow the material we shot Yesterday has disappeared. So we´ll just have to re - shoot all of the mermaid scenes. "
And that´s not counting all of her appearances where she just squeezed her huge overdeveloped XXL porn boobs into impossibly tight corsages.
When Rose McGowan joined the cast she and Alyssa entered a weekly competition to see who could wear the skimpiest outfits, wear a bikini more times and generally display their nipples or showcase their boobs.
Since Alyssa knew that her body is the reason why people watch the show, this continued even after she took the reigns as a producer.
Happy male viewers were treated to boobage, sideboobs, cleavage, buttocks and nipples from both women for an impressive eight years.
Now after the fiasko with the CHARMED DVDs around Christmas last year I bought all the remaining seasons in one order when they were available for a much cheaper price. When I started watching the show I expected to have to wait until maybe the third or fourth season to get to the good stuff because I knew some of my favorite scenes ( seen farther above ) are in the fifth season but Alyssa steals the scene from the get go.
After the third season Shannen Doherty leaves the cast ( her character dies in the series ) and Rose McGowan comes in as a long lost half sister.
CONAN`S DAUGHTER : " I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH DOCTOR DOOM ! "
This changed the dynamic of the show considerably because Shannen´s character Prue had been the oldest sister, a role which Holly´s character Piper had to fulfill now. And Alyssa´s character Phoebe, who had always been the plucky and irresponsible youngster of the group became kind of a mentor for Rose´s character Paige trying to get her to avoid all the mistakes she herself made. Like the regeneration on DOCTOR WHO the show gained new life and went on to become a world wide success that is still in reruns which makes it difficult for a new version to compete with.
So while the departure of Shannen Doherty may have been for the best it´s difficult to find out the real reason for this. There are stories that both did it with Julian McMahon who played Cole but most sources say that while Julian WAS with with Shannen Alyssa was dating co star Brian Krause. I tried to unravel this as best as I could but keep in mind that as somebody who was not there when it happened I have no inside intel and have to rely on outside sources. So this is probably not the whole truth.
Somebody compared CHARMED to CHARLIE´S ANGELS and in that scenario Holly Marie Combs is Jacklyn Smith ( stayed thru the duration of the show ), Lisa Rom is Farrah Fawcett ( left the show and probably regretted it later ), Shannen Doherty is Kate Jackson ( hated the sexy one and got fired by Aaron Spelling. Also, the one nobody wanted to see in a bikini ), Alyssa Milano is Cheryl Ladd ( the sexy one ) and Rose McGowan is Shelley Hack / Tonya Roberts ( the forgettable replacement ). If the shoe fits.
Now I found the following on a chat so I don´t know how accurate it is.
CHARMED started out as CHARLIE`S ANGELS with witchcraft, and a vehicle for Shannen Doherty. Spelling assured Shannen that none of the drama surrounding BEVERLY HILLS 90210 would affect the show and her star status. And that the production would make this her vehicle. Spelling was a master at promotion, everyone turned in curious to see a Spelling show with Shannen at the helm. Holly was a new actress with small credits, having been a supporting cast member on Picket Fences. Holly was brought in as a friend for Shannen, upon her request. Shannen´s input was asked in the earlier stages of development, including the casting process for her sisters. Then the last minute replacement of Lori Rom ( who quit after shooting the pilot ) by Alyssa threw everything off.
Shannen's lead status slowly changed according to the viewers who tuned in to see Alyssa and her big tittes ( not my words ) after a few seasons.
It was then retooled to give Alyssa the love story and other plots to keep male viewership, and Shannen felt her suggestions and requests for storylines and direction was minimized because Alyssa " popped " and production took advantage of her sex symbol status. Shannen felt her contractual agreements weren't being honored and her courtship between Spelling had waned. She felt the three actresses should work towards a less " soapy " alternative. Earlier episodes show this transition from a crime / supernatural drama into a camp soapfest. Shannen felt that her time on the series was at an end, and requested to be let go from her contract. She felt the show wasn't as good as it could´ve been.
Now there are two conflicting stories. In one version Shannen went to Spelling and said that he either fired Alyssa or she would walk which resulted in Shannen leaving the show. In another Alyssa was the one that gave the ultimatum. The crew was not overjoyed with Shannen leaving because while they didn´t love Shannen, they preferred her over Alyssa.
Alyssa and Holly were at odds over what they should do. Alyssa felt the show was fair at giving storylines and wanted to keep the trajectory of the viewership. Holly felt obligated to and a sense of friendship with Shannen Doherty and wanted to ban together to work towards a mutual ground with production. Because of this tension, there were some hard feelings around, mostly between Holly Marie Combs and Alyssa Milano.
Alyssa's contract of course had been renegotiated as well as Holly's and that is why the two stayed longer. Rose came around this time, and CHARMED survived the shake up with all cast feeling happy about that.
Shannen left with her rights intact to receive royalties and percentages from the show, and she didn't care if they let her go. She had money still coming in from the series run, and the DVD sales. So in all, she made a lot of money. Also, her reputation remained intact as well, she felt that her time on CHARMED showed that she could be professional.
I guess with Alyssa Milano appearing so often on the blog and so much talk about CHARMED it´s about time that I addressed the reboot. Which I haven´st seen yet. When it was announced by the network they called it a fierce, funny and feminist reboot which confused me a bit since that is actually a good description of the original show. Now I don´t know if they wanted to imply that the original CHARMED didn´t have all of those things or if that´s just their way of saying " We had all of those things in the original show but back then they addressed these topics more subtle. While we are just going to smash you over the head with it as it is so common in Today´s SJW - infested, political correct, inclusive society. "
As someone who thinks that you should not fix something that is not broken I have no big impetus to watch CHARMED 2.0 especially since the " 2.0 " part implies it is an upgraded version and from what I have seen from the new actresses who are going to be the new witches none of them can hold a candle to the original cast, especially not Alyssa Milano. I know that Hollywood thinks the original cast is too old for those roles and that they want to bring in young people because, hey, young people are hip, and the future. Because milennials. But I can´t shake the feeling this series is going the same way as all those unsuccessful Knight Rider reboots.
And that´s all for anything else you have to consult the CHARMED FAQs .
BEYOND THE CHARMED LIFE : OF SHORT SHIRTS AND MISTRESSES
Since it´s always about CHARMED when I´m talking about Alyssa I should probably cover the other series she was in . After WHO´S THE BOSS she played Jennifer Mancini on MELROSE PLACE which I initially watched because of all the hot babes like Daphne Zuniga, Marcia Cross ( she had a storyline where she went crazy which in tv terms means " nymphomanic ", what a performance ! ), Stacy Haiduk or Lisa Rinna ( her lips are sexier than Angelina Jolie´s ). Later on I watched it because of Alyssa and her brother Dr. Michael Mancini on the show whom I called Wylie Coyote because he always had very elaborate plans to get what he wanted.
In those shows the guys and girls are always trying desperately to get together with a certain partner only to loose interest and start betraying them with somebody else as soon as they have accomplished their goal. In any case, the life lesson that I learned from Wylie is that when you start lying you stick with it. Because even if you would tell the truth people would not believe that now you are telling the truth and what you said earlier was a lie. So even if they find out you lied you have to say you didn´t. Because if you were not lying but it looks like you are lying because there is some proof against you what would you do ? You would say that you are not lying. Which is the only thing you could do. And in the end lying is always better than telling the truth. Ask any politician.
Speaking about politicians on SPIN CITY she played Meg, the daughter of New York mayor Randall M Winston Jr who was always causing trouble for Michael J Fox´s character who was the mayor´s chief political adviser.
I would have liked to see more episodes of the show but in Germany it was shown closed to the public by putting it in ridiculous time slots.
First it was shown at two o´clock after midnight and then at five o´clock in the morning when nobody could see it. Later on it was shown in the afternoon during the weekends. They always do that with american hit shows like NORTHERN EXPOSURE or SEINFELD so that they don´t get good ratings and later can proclaim " Those shows may be a big hit with the uneducated americans but we germans are much more sophisticated than these stupid cowboys and not so easily entertained. " And then they go and copy every american show there is and do a horrible version of it.
Anyway, Alyssa reprised her role in 2001, the mischievous little minx.
Alyssa was on MY NAME IS EARL but since I didn´t watch many episodes ( my mother can´t stand it ) I can´t say much about it. I found the initial idea interesting - somebody trying to fix his bad karma by making a list of all the people he wronged and then putting things right - but the show is just too " redneck " for me. In lack of a better term. I know that some people get off on this kind of comedy but as someone who comes from the lower levels of society I know that just because you are poor doesn´t automatically mean you are uneducated or stupid. Was she Earl´s wife ?
Another sitcom with Alyssa I missed was ROMANTICALLY CHALLENGED . I´m not even sure if it was shown on german tv. Either it ended up the same way as SPIN CITY or it was shown on one of the cable channels you generally don´t watch like Comedy Central. It lasted - what - 6 episodes ?
The same goes for MISTRESSES . Except the six episode part, they had at least two seasons. But so far I have only seen some clips with Alyssa from the show via the internet so I don´t know anything about the quality.
Before we come to the link / video section there is the comic connection part we have to do. Yes, there is a comic part since this is still a comic blog - appearances may be deceiving. The obvious ones are that Alyssa played the daughter of Arnold Schwarzenegger in COMMANDO ( which was called PHANTOM COMMANDO in Germany ) and Arnold also played Robert E. Howard´s CONAN who was adapted as a comic by Marvel comics which was for the most part illustrated by the incomparable John Buscema .
Also her love interest on CHARMED, Cole, was played by Julian McMahon who also was Doctor Doom on what are now considered " the good " Fantastic Four movies and whom I first saw in this Danii Minogue video.
SIMON SAYS : DANNII MINOGUE WAS MY SEX TOY, MY BLOW UP SEX DOLL
The stacked Minogue sister with the built in pair of bongos was actually in the music business first and had a big career before Kylie ever sang her first note, which most people forgot for a long time. Which of course changed when she became a judge on The X - Factor where she got the highest points from the audience on the show and Simon Cowell in the bedroom who used her as his blow up sex doll. Dannii has officially denied being Simon´s sex toy but that doesn´t contradict that he banged her brains out. I mean, if I was sitting next to a wet dream with such huge melons all day I would definitely put her pornstar body to the test, this is a total no brainer. Simon even campaigned to get her back on the show and made no secret that it was mainly because of her incredible breasts.
He wanted the channel to splash out millions to secure a deal with Dannii Minogue and told ITV boss Peter Fincham : " Bring her back to X - Factor and everyone will tune in to look at her tits. " In his biography Simon Cowell admitted that he was in love with Danni Minogue for years. " I had a crush on her. It was Dannii´s hair, the sexy clothes and the tits. I was like a schoolboy. She was foxy. She was a real man´s girl. Very feminine. "
On the DC side of things Alyssa has done the voice of Aimee Brenner on DC SHOWCASE PRESENTS : THE SPECTRE and SUPERMAN / SHAZAM ! : THE RETURN OF BLACK ADAM and Poison Ivy on an episode of YOUNG JUSTICE.
To start off the video section of the day here´s the first part ( thanks to the restrictions on YouTube ) of the unaired CHARMED pilot episode with Lori Rom. After seeing it I´m not sure if the show would have had any success without Alyssa Milano and I´m glad they got rid of Detective Prettyboy. If you want to compare the performances of both actresses here´s the link to a video with scenes from both versions of Phoebe.
I posted the link to the article about Alyssa´s HACKTIVIST comic with the videos above because I knew I would need all the slots in this section for Alyssa´s appearances on late night shows. This one is from the JIMMY KIMMEL SHOW where looks absolutely stunning in this green dress.
This was on the 15th of April 2010 so she is promoting ROMANTICALLY CHALLENGED. Like our first clip you can find this on YouTube in parts.
Here is Alyssa with a nice window on ARSENIO HALL on the 4th of December 2013 as one of the judges of PROJECT RUNWAY ALL STARS.
I kept the best for the last as Alyssa is almost spilling out of her top in this video. Too bad the poor girl is freezing so much she has to cover herself up with a bunny - and no, that´s not a set up for a lewd joke.
We all knew that THE LATE LATE SHOW with Craig Ferguson was low budget but apparently they can´t even afford to pay their heating bill. So my hat´s off to Alyssa who was a real trooper and held on. To the bunny.
While I have written most of the post in advance I didn´t finish the bonus section because I knew that I would have to check out all the links anyway since a lot of them would be invalid after a month. As always I try to cover as many different bases here and while I could not find a good video about John Buscema´s CONAN he also adapted another famous pulp hero. I have to admit that I can´t say too much about Marvel Comics sadly short lived TARZAN series since I completely missed it. As always my taste differs a bit when it comes to the comic versions of the lord of the jungle because while most people seem to prefer either Burne Hogarth or Joe Kubert I was always a Russ Manning fan. He drew most of the TARZAN and KORAK books I read as a kid as well as Gold Key´s MAGUNS ROBOT FIGHTER. One of these days when I have enough material I must do a post on Russ Manning.
Now while there were a lot of different versions of Tarzan in the comics when I was a kid there was only one cartoon version that reigned supreme : Lou Scheimer´s 1976 series Tarzan, Lord Of The Jungle. Which some of my older readers may remember and this was one of my favorite cartoon shows growing up. For some reason not a lot of it is on YouTube, in fact I had to include an episode from Chile because it´s the only full episode.
Speaking of action heroes, I don´t get to mention Arnold Schwarzenegger and his movies very often ( aside from TRUE LIES but that´s more because of Jamie Lee Curtis and her iconic striptease ) so I want to include this video that I could not fit into my latest and first Arnold Schwarzenegger spotlight - for which I already included the link above. Is it just me or has Hollywood completely forgotten how to make a good TERMINATOR movie ?
This is the point where I usually go into the whole schtick about Jamie Lee Curtis on TRUE LIES but because I already have more animated GIF in this post than a browser can handle I´m trying to keep it short. For the full Jamie Lee Curtis stripper x - pert experience you can go to the Arnold Schwarzenegger spotlight post but she´s also included in the second part of this year´s Chris Claremont birthday tribute . Now Jamie Lee Curtis was not always a sex symbol and started out in horror movies like Halloween and The Fog ( which also starred Adrienne Barbeau about whom you can read more in this brand new spin - off post ) where she quickly became very famous for her really impressive set of lungs as one of Hollywood´s premiere scream queens. Although she later became quite literal famous for her impressive set of lungs as her big boobs had busted out and she quickly got the nickname " freezeframe " because her scenes in such movies like Perfect or Trading Places became the most paused on the vcr thanks to Jamie´s erection guaranteeing 34C - 22 - 34 measurements.
Today she is best known for her incredibly hot striptease on True Lies, the best striptease in movie history according to a poll conducted in 2007.
Which is all the more impressive if you keep in mind that Jamie Lee Curtis was 36 at the time. So she did her best movie scene when her body was in remarkable shape - she exercised every day for this - and I cannot even begin to imagine how epic it would have been if she hadn´t kept on her underwear and gone full monty frontal nudity. Because James Cameron had seen her in A Fish Called Wanda and wrote the role of Helen Trasker specifically to see her nude body. A lot of other actresses auditioned for the role and while I could definitely see Demi Moore in that part ( who is the number one in my Top Movie Stripteases thanks to her spectacular performance in Striptease ) or even Kim Basinger, Michelle Pfeiffer, Geena Davis, Rosanna Arquette, Madonna, Jennifer Jason Leigh and possibly Lea Thompson or Sharon Stone I thank God that it wasn´t given to Emma Thompson, Melanie Griffith, Debra Winger, Anette Benning or Joan Cusak.
I have already done a number of posts on JaMILF Lee Curtis : the original post which mostly contains pictures with links to animated GIFs , one post with all the pictures I could find , a re - posted version with a few GIFs added and the post I did on her in 2016 which has lots of spectacular GIFs.
Speaking of spectacular GIFs, the reason why I am mentioning Demi Moore - besides the opportunity to feature her - is I wrote a new version of her cult siren entry ( part 1 / part 2 ) with more GIFs of Demi girating her booty than you can shake .... okay, I´m not going to finish the sentence.
Now I wanted to include a video of JaMILF Lee Curtis´ sexsational striptease from True Lies but I didn´t think there would be so many versions of it on YouTube. This scene has shaped a generation ( actor Kumail Nanjiani for example has gone on record that this scene dragged him through puberty ) and it seems I am not the only one who did his own remix of Jamie Lee Curtis shaking her moneymakers. I guess everybody just makes his own favorite version and for Today´s post I´m going with the longest and most high quality one of the ones that are left. Yup, since I bookmarked them a lot of these remixes has disappeared from YouTube but that makes choosing one much quicker. In any case you can never have enough of horny blow up sex doll Jamie Lee Curtis working the pole.
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