Longtime readers know that one of my pet pevees on this blog is celebrating all the brave actresses who turn insufferable dreck into bearable entertainment by taking their clothes off or at least show what their Mama gave them and who don´t get enough recognition for that .
Likewise I sometimes get the feeling that the women who toil on their costumes for endless weeks only to get ogled by horny perverts are underappreciated by a large amount of comic fans who seem to forget that without them they probably would not get the media´s attention.
Now I´m not saying that I haven´t done my share of ogleing hot cosplay sexbombs since everybody who has followed the blog over a longer period is aware of my sexual obsession with 40D cosplay Busenwunder Yaya Han which has derailed many a post in the past ( and I will try to keep her part in this post to a minimum since I just mentioned her in this year´s Bart Sears appreciation post which has a long part about Bart´s Power Girl ).
So I´m not trying to be the paragon of virtue here defending the cosplay damsels in distress. First because nobody would believe it and second because I think the female cosplayers are perfectly capable of defending themselves. Nevertheless I wanted to do a little post acknowleding their efforts. Like a lot of my posts this one was completely unscheduled and only came about because while I was working on the animated GIF of 40E wrestling knockout Traci Brooks I found some pictures of hot cosplay massitas. Which is one of the regular features on the website of LOS COMIC GEEKOS . To which I was listening while working on said GIF.
To make a long story short, aside from the aforementioned Yaya Han I don´t have written that many cosplay spotlight posts. I mean, I haven´t even done one on Jessica Nigri . I have done one about cosplay babes with exceptionally big breasts to prove that Yaya Han´s supreme place in the cosplay community is not only because of her oversizd oppai as so many claim and I have done two about the sexy girls who have done a Misty from Pokemon cosplay ( because I could not fit them all into one post ). And waaaay back in 2008 I wrote a post about the fact that most of the women who cosplay are comic fans too but that´s it. And because I already have enough posts in the pipeline that are just waiting to get onto the blog I didn´t want to add another one to the list. So enjoy !
So far I had written six posts on Yaya - two of them are pretty safe but the other four are absolutely not safe for work - and I keep mentioning her on various JLA casting posts and any other posts involving asian sexbombs like Kiana Tom, Ava Cadell, Akira Lane, Miko Lee, Gail Kim or Minka and I swear the completely NSFW BIG YAYA HAN POST is still in the pipeline. In the meantime I have made two new posts about Yaya which showcase a part of her incredible anatomy that I have ignored too often - her legs.
Not only does Yaya Han look like she could star in a Russ Meyer movie Super Sonico sounds like a name from a Russ Meyer movie, especially SuperVixens where every woman had the word super in her name.
You can read more about why Yaya should be my private nurse and how she inspired my new comic VERSAUTE BETTGESCHICHTEN in this post .
I was going through my bookmarks looking for a cosplay group video since I don´t have that many with Yaya Han left so when I came upon this one which literally starts with Yaya Han and her big guns .... I mean her big cosplay guns ... you know what I mean .... I just knew I had the right one.
Speaking of weapons of mass seduction, hasian Hyuna recently unwillingly exposed her stunning 36B - 23 - 34 measurements during a concert as she provided the audience with a brief but memorable wardrobe malfunction.
I guess this happened pretty early in the concert because Hyuna just tied down her shirt and went on to perform Roll Deep , Bubble Pop , Lip & Hip and Red because she didn´t want to dissappoint her fans ( which is almost impossible after she gave them a peek at her terrific twin torpedoes !! ).
Daimn, what a trooper and what a nice pair. I guess even the living nubian blow up sex doll that walks a.k.a. the best body in showbiz, Janet " All Night - Don´t Stop " Action Jackson ( who has three solo posts on the blog besides three entries in my JLA cast ) could learn a bit from Hyuna.
I found two fancam videos where you can see Hyuna´s performance but the boob reveal happens so quick and it´s filmed from the wrong angle so you can´t see anything. Thankfully there are a few videos on YouTube where you can see Hyuna´s underboob in slow motion and in a close up .
We are staying with megabusty bombshells and Tracy Brookshaw a.k.a. Traci Brooks, the real t and a of TnA ( we´re talking 40E boobs here ! ).
Since it has been a long time since I watched wrestling I don´t know if " the private secretary I always wished I had " is still active - or if there still IS a TnA wrestling federation for that matter. The last thing I heard was that Traci was used and abused by Eric Bischoff ( how I envy that lucky S.O.B. ! ) and not only figuratively speaking. Apparently she paid him " sexual favors " on three occasions in the hopes to get promoted to boss of the knockout division but after he used her as his own personal blow up sex doll in every imaginable position ( and boy did he ever ! ) he gave the position to Karen Jarrett. Since Traci always used her pornstar body to get what she wants I couldn´t really feel sorry for her but I always enjoyed seeing her in the ring and she even got fully naked for PLAYBOY magazine.
Which is something Yaya Han still has to do although she has been in an issue of PLAYBOY. But she really should do it as long as her body is in it´s prime. And speaking of prime porn star bodies, it´s no wonder that Robert Roode was banging her six ways to Sunday when she was his manager. Who wouldn´t love to give this personal secretary some special dick - tation ?
The line between manager, valet and sex slave has always been blurry in wrestling and it is a well known fact that Arne Anderson used Tylene Buck as his personal blow up sex doll because he claimed he could help her with her career and other members of the NWO - no pun intended - like Scott Hall frequently used all the valets for shall we say recreational purposes.
Later on the degenerates from Misfits In Action subjected Tylene to all night sex position warfare and she really served under canadian Lance Storm who together with the other members of Team Canada tag teamed relentlessly pumping the busty blonde until she became a willing member.
It is also common knowledge that Billy Kidman drilled Torrie whenever he could while the rest of the Filthy Animals really lived up to the name by taking turns banging Torrie Wilson´s pornstar body into submission when they were on tour. Which was on three hundred ( that´s right, 300 !!! ) days of the year. Rumor has it Konan was especially eager at taming Torrie.
Another great television moment in wrestling history had to do with the consequences of a fight in which Golddust lost Terri Runnels to Flying Brian Pillman and all the wrestling fans wishes came true when he made her wear a skimpy leather porn outfit. I don´t know if he really used Terri like a fillipino prostitute in his hotel room to vent his uncontrollable sexual stamina and nobody´s talking about it so we can get no confirmation.
Besides participating in the usual badly shot WWE Diva videos like Divas in Hedonism , Divas Tropical Pleasure or Postcards from the Carribean ( the only WWE Diva video I can really recommend is Divas Undressed because the main part is a competition and therefore they could not screw this up ) another of Terri´s greatest moments in wrestling history was when she competed in the Miss Rumble Contest during the Royal Rumble in 2000.
Not only did she wear a suit that left little to the imagination - her entire backside was practically naked - she also knew what the audience wanted and leaned wide over the top rope to the point where she almost fell off.
I also have to give props to nubian sex goddess Jaqueline who seldom got as much play as she deserved for being an afro american wrestler with huge melons. Her swimsuit barely covered anything and her giant 38E milkshakes were in full effect. Of course the WWE had to ruin the end - like they do in most bikini, swimsuit, wet t - shirt or other Diva contests that could arouse their audience - by bringing on some old wrestling fossils. I don´t know why they have to be so giant erection stoppers.
Speaking of wrestling companies being giant cockblockers, I thought this was just a WWE chicanery but the same thing happens at TnA iMPACT Wrestling as a guy wins a bikini contest. Against a living blow up sex doll like Traci Brooks who has giant 40E melons. Now mind you, her bikini - if you can call it that because it is the biggest bikini with the most fabric I have seen in my entire life - is not the most favorable one. Most female wrestlers with smaller breasts wear tinier ones in a plethora of matches.
Okay, maybe they were afraid that Traci Brooks would show too much tit in a regular bikini ( which she did wear on various occassions later on ) or that her juggs would jump out ( we should be that lucky ) and somebody would be offended. For me that whole bikini contest just seemed suspect from the start because in Spain women generally don´t have bikini tops with a lot of fabric at the beach - if they bother to wear a bikini top.
In any case, despite Traci Brooks´ grandma bikini this is a much requested video and it´s very rare to find it on YouTube - much less in good quality.
In her red bikini outfit the mega busty Traci Brooks looks very much like I always thought Jack Kirby´s boob queen Big Barda was supposed to look. In the original FOURTH WORLD comics by Jack Kirby - and this definitely changed in the NEW 52 - Big Barda was built like a brick shithouse with the personality of a lady trucker, the muscles of a female bodybuilder, the hot measurements of a playmate of the year and the cupsize of a porn star.
She got that from her mother Big Breeda, the fiercest female warrior on Apokolips who - nomen est omen - was therefore selected by Darkseid himself to breed the next race of warriors. I don´t know if it was because she spurned his advances or if he just thought she would produce the best offspring but it is implied that they used her like a blow up sex doll !
All for the next generation of Akopolips´ finest of course. Now with Big Barda the melons didn´t fall far from the tree and when she began to develop, especially in certain parts of her anatomy that had to do with procreation Darkseid decided to let her follow in her mother´s footsteps and - like mother like daughter - personally introduce Big Barda to the breeding pens to continue the family tradition. So as soon as she got wind of Darkseid´s perverted plans for her Big Barda decided to ditch Apokolips and hitched the next ride to Earth. According to Big Barda she managed to do that before Darkseid had a chance to break her in but maybe she was so eager to join Mister Miracle because she had tasted the Darkseed.
For more on DC´s creepy sex stories with Big Barda - like the time when Superman starred in a porn movie with her and then claimed he could not remember a thing - check out BIG BARDA : DEATH, LIES AND VIDEOTAPES .
A big part of this post has been about wrestling so I thought : Why not include some of the countless wrestling videos I have bookmarked ? although I´m not sure if The Rock still qualifies as a wrestler at this point.
It seems nowadays he only returns to wrestle once a year - if ever - and he´s more an actor and former wrestler. There have been some rumors of comic related roles from Black Adam to Submariner Namor and Doc Savage but so far none of these movies have went beyond the planning stage.
Long before The Rock went into pictures there were other wrestlers who tried their luck - with more or less success - at a career in moving pictures so I want to pay homage to one of the most entertaining wrestlers inside as well as out side the squared circle, the late, great Rowdy Roddy Piper with a very special edition of Joe Bob Briggs´ Monstervision : They Live.
Since the bikini contest with Traci Brooks was not a real bikini contest and she definitely didn´t wear a very flattering bikini ( if you can even call it that ) I have the distinct feeling I owe my readers a real bikini contest.
The best part of The Bikini Open was always the California Girl Bikini Contest so here is the third video. There are none of the Bikini Open All Stars in this one and I chose it mainly because of Cindy who is the hottest but as always doesn´t get the top position. Concerning the picture quality it´s difficult to rank them and while this one is slightly better than most you can see that it was copied from a vhs tape by the tracking marks.
Coming back to wrestling, I found the match below while I was looking for a video with TnA iMPACT Wrestling hasian Knockout Jade a.k.a. Mia Yim.
Frequent visitors of the blog may remember that I wrote that Mia has the skills to be a main eventer - and not only because all asian girls are natural blow up sex dolls. In this match she not only goes up against Matt Riddle and holds her own - for the longest part Mia Yim dominates the match.
Continuing with the asian sensation theme I want to include a very seldom triple threat all about the same work of art : Katsuhiro Otomo´s Akira. Most people only know the anime so it was a stroke of luck that Comic Tropes offers one of its usual insightful in depth video essays.
Sooner or later they are going to make a live action movie adaption since that´s all movie studios are doing now. And judging by the poor quality of the last ones we can only hope they turn out half as good as this trailer.
Now you may ask yourself Why haven´t they done a live action AKIRA movie yet ? and the answer is because it´s difficult to come anywhere near the original anime movie or even top it. One of the reasons why movies like Akira or Ghost In The Shell were so revolutionary back in their time is that they showed something nobody had seen on a movie screen.
So to achieve the same reaction they would have to show something that hasn´t been seen yet. Which is pretty difficult even with the possibility Today´s technology offers. Because you need a true visionary for that and there are not that many left. I could write a lot more about the original Akira anime movie but I think I prefer to let somebody else do the talking.
I want to close out things with another cosplay video and since I don´t have the time to go through all I have bookmarked I am including another one with Busenwunder Angie Griffin. She is one of the few cosplayers who can give 40D blow up sex doll Yaya Han a run for her money with her titanic 41E ( ! ) twin torpedoes and lately I have posted more videos with her. Because her videos have also piled up. Originally I was saving this for a Watchmen special feature but who knows if I ever get to write that post.
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