Back in June I made a post about female cosplayers with exceptionally large breasts because I wanted to show that there are plenty women in cosplay who have big breasts like cosplay ambassador Yaya Han. You see, one of the arguments about why Yaya Han is so famous is that it is all because of her overdeveloped boobs which she herself had enlarged.
Which I am not opposed to. How could I ? As a big boob fetishist I say bring them on the bigger the better. Women should decide for themselves if they want to have their body altered especially if their job requires a certain look. Like with Yaya Han. Coming back to the genesis of this post, I don´t know how successful I was in bringing my point across - namely that most of the female cosplayers I posted pictures of have even bigger boobs than Yaya Han and yet you probably could not name more than three so there must be other reasons why Yaya Han is so well known and famous - but as always I did find more than just the pictures I needed for that post.
And as usual I filed them away for later use. And then other things came along and I never got to do the planned follow up post. So while going through the things I might write my next post about I came about the pictures of various female cosplayers dressed up as Misty from Pokemon.
So with that we are ready to head into the second part of my Misty cosplay showcase. That´s right, there were so many good pictures of talented cosplayers who just killed it that I had to split it up into two full posts. I did the first one back in November and here is the long awaited continuation which has more Mistys than you can shake a Pokeball at.
Those keeping tabs may be surprised that this is my 1,000th post because my last post was officially number 998. The reason for that is the bonus section of this post with Joan Severance got waaay too long so I had to give it a post of its own which caused havoc with all the great plans I had laid out. Back around post 956 or so I had this idea that my 1,000th post could be another Best Of The Best post but there are so many really good posts I did since my last round up of excellence that it would rather be something akin to an archive. Then while I was doing the clean up from another post I thought it would be a great idea to post all those beautiful black and white art pieces I never get around to post and that it would be a shame to keep them to myself and not share them with all my readers.
So I went through all of my favorite pieces to select the best ones. Then I looked for the colored versions of those pages, at least those that I could find. There were of course some where I didn´t find the colored versions or where there were no such versions. I exempted those as well as a few pages which I needed for other posts and I finally managed to bring it down to the magical number 23. So I had all the necessary material for a great 1,000th post but of course things didn´t turn out as planned. But I halfway expected that I won´t have the time to do something special for my 1,000th post and thought it would probably be just a regular post.
Which would also have been cool because as those who have read the old Marvel Comics know the big things never happened in the anniversary issues. The really earth shaking things would happen in the regular issues and in the anniversary numbers you would have the Fantastic Four buying some ice cream or Peter Parker return some library book. Anyway, since post number 1,000 is special I wanted to give my readers an extraordinary treat so I am including cosplay queen Yaya Han. Only kidding. I would have included her anyway because as longtime readers of the blog know she is in every post that has to do with cosplay babes ( and hot asian women ).
She was just in my last post where I mentioned Darick Robertson whose last post was in 2016. Which was a chance for me to post more Power Girl as he had worked on Justice League Europe during BREAKDOWNS which introduced Power Girl´s famous coconut bra costume. And I just want to say that I still have not given up on a Yaya Han Power Girl coconut bra cosplay ( with the tiniest coconut shells you can find although compared to her huge 40D oppai all coconut shells probably look small no matter how big they are ). Yaya does a terrific Power Girl cosplay and she certainly has no problem filling out the magical cleavage window with her coconuts.
In the old comics artist Wally Wood kept making Power Girl´s breasts bigger and bigger to see how far he could take it. Or at least that is the urban legend. Speaking of Wally Wood´s version of Power Girl, if you want to see for yourself if there´s any truth to the claim that he supersized Power Girl´s boob you can find the original art for the 17 page story from ALL - STAR COMICS 65 at the private collection of James Halperin and you can see them at an even bigger resolution at HERITAGE AUCTIONS . Well, in regards to Power Girl´s breast size ( let´s not loose track of what is really important here ) fact is that the artists after Wally Wood drew her with normal proportions .... or what is considered normal for superheroines.
Until Bart Sears took over the character, buffed her up and returned her signature breast size - at least until the whole NEW 52 fiasko / retcon.
Which may have something to do with my fixation on women with big breasts and especially on blondes with big breasts as it must have been around the same time when I read Bart Sear´s version of Power Girl and when I saw Monique´s Marilyn Monroe impersonation on TUTTI FRUTTI .
Usually I just copy / paste the part about Becky Mullen into the posts but I am trying to keep this one short so I will skip it. For those who haven´t read any of my previous Andy Sidaris posts there is the main post where I wrote a bit about one of my unsung heroes , the Casting the Justice League of America movie Andy Sidaris special with a lot of stuff about Dona Speir, Roberta Vazquez, Cynthia Brimhall and the Tutti Frutti girls, the Ava Cadell solo post , the Dona Speir post ( with reposts in 2017 and this year ), the Sybil Danning post and the Becky Mullen post ( which I reposted in 2016 ) where you can find tons of links to other cult sirens like Janet Jones Gretzky and real live Power Girl Leslie Easterbrook who had the most famous scene in which she emerges from a pool in a wet t - shirt , the annual re - posts of italian mega soccer MILF Simona Ventura , blonde sexsation Monique Sluyter and of course the obligatory Tutti Frutti girls.
Andy Sidaris was probably THE BEST director of action movies for adults and his cast read like a WHOS´S WHO of playmates : Roberta Vasquez , Ava Cadell , brunette Cynthia Brimhall, Dona Speir , Pandora Peaks, Julie Strain , Shae Marks, Samantha Phillips and Julie K. Smith to name just a few.
When I started to read american comics the DC universe was brand new thanks to the CRISIS ON INFINITE EARTHS fallout and I grabbed all series I didn´t know which included the two fisted combo of JUSTICE LEAGUE by Keith Giffen, J. M. DeMatteis and Kevin Maguire and JUSTICE LEAGUE EUROPE also by Giffen and Matteis, art by Bart Sears and inks by Pablo Marcos whom I knew from his work on DEFENDERS. I don´t know if it was fate but the very first issue of JUSTICE LEAGUE EUROPE I got was issue 4 in which Power Girl, Flash and Animal Man share a hotel room as they go to Bialya on an undercover mission. I re - read the issue a few times and I always wondered if these more human - and more horny in the case of Flash - heroes didn´t spend the dull waiting time in a more adult way.
Well, I was young, in my sexual prime and had a lot of spare time in the barracks ( we were three in one room but the others went home after duty so I had the black and white television set with a lot of TUTTI FRUTTI and PLAYBOY LATE NIGHT episodes all to myself which didn´t exactly help my situation ) so I re - read the issue a few times imagining what could have happened if Animal Man would have gotten Power Girl under his control with pheromones. Ah, all the things I would have done to her.
For me Bart Sear´s version is still the definite version of Power Girl and when DC started back - paddling with REBIRTH and restoring many things I was curious what that meant for Power Girl. I had hoped that there might be a return to her former glory in store for her but so far the SJWs have stuck the real Power Girl in limbo and replaced her with a political correct, flat chested black version. I guess Kara is too much woman to for them.
So far I had written five posts on Yaya - two of them are pretty safe but the other three are absolutely not safe for work - and I keep mentioning her on various JLA casting posts and any other posts involving exotic sexbombs like Kiana Tom, Ava Cadell, Akira Lane, Miko Lee, Gail Kim or Minka and I swear the completely NSFW BIG YAYA HAN POST is still in the pipeline. In the meantime I have made two new posts about Yaya which showcases a part of her anatomy that I have ignored too often - her legs.
Here is another interview with the lovely Yaya Han in one of her newer cosplays. The quality is not the best and you don´t see as much of Yaya as I would have liked but it´s the best I could find with this costume. And for those who are already suffering from asian sensation fatigue and Yaya Han overload, don´t worry, I still have plenty of videos I have not posted yet.
One reason why Miko Lee kept popping up in the posts about Yaya Han is that I needed a body double for Yaya´s more explicit scenes I had in mind.
Which is not ideal since Yaya Han has a 40D bust and Miko Lee is nowhere near in that league. Thankfully it looks like hasian talk show host Jeannie Mai is auditioning for the part and while she also is a bit smaller than Yaya in the chest area she does have an impressive skill set. I am convinced.
This hot sexbomb is of vietnamese descend and even though she is " only " a 37C and not a 40D like Yaya Han I think she could be a body double for explicit scenes. At least it would be fun to put her body to the test.
Mai oh Mai, she could keep me awake for more than one thousand and one nights but she would not be telling any stories since Jeannie would be too busy giving my magic lamp ( which not only grants more than three wishes but also grows to enormous size if you rub it the right way ) a spit shine with her asian lubrication before applying the wax with her huge massage balls. For the finish she insists on french polishing it as she is a pro in the use of asian lapping materials. Plus Jeannie is too classy to talk with a full mouth and it would be difficult to tell a story while getting her brains f - worded out and screaming with pleasure at the top of her lungs.
Usually I shorten this part considerably but since this is my 1,000th post I am using the long version for all those readers who have missed Jeannie Mai so far. I don´t know about being a sex symbol but I would gladly play Santa for Jeannie. I don´t have the beard ( usually I let it grow over the winter but this year I shaved it off before the holidays ) but I can pull off the Santa Claus figure without needing to stuff some pillows in my pants.
I want to include another überbusty cosplayer video. Yes, even though we got hasian 40D cosplay wet sex dream Yaya Han in this post there is a way to top it with cosplay mega sexbomb Angie Griffin whose giant - sized all natural pokeballs clock in at a whopping 41E ! Wanna catch me, Angie ?
Okay, Dinner For One is something you watch around New Year´s Eve but Christmas is almost over and I don´t know if I can squeeze in another post before next year. If I DO manage to write a post there is still a Dinner For One video I can include. Anyway, if you live outside of Germany chances are you have never heard of Dinner For One so before I post the other video I wanted to put this one out there that explains the phenomenon.
While I was going through my bookmarked videos looking for the right music video for my 1,000th post I came upon this live performance by Normani. As frequent visitors of the blog may know Janet Jackson is my number one all time sex phantasy so it´s no wonder that she three solo posts besides three entries in my JLA cast . I originally wanted to post Janet Jackson´s newest video but I think this one is better. Now I have no idea who Normani is but this performance is close to perfect. Those who know Janet Jackson well can see the slight difference between her and Normani ( while Normani has the choreography down to pat Janet still has more of a natural flow in her movements ) Normani comes very close.
And it´s no shame to come in as a very close second best to natural born striptease goddess Janet " the best porn body in showbiz " Jackson who showed her incredible skills in Jermaine Dupri´s mega raunchy music video Gotta Getcha where Janet plays a extremely busty stripper dressed up as a school girl / teacher which was so hot it never aired on german music tv.
It´s what I call casting at it´s best because Janet Jackson was just born for that role. Not only is she predestined to play a stripper because of her incredibly fit and flexible pornstar hardbody which could have earned her a fortune as a big super star in the adult entertainment industry she has some incredible stripper moves that make real striptease pros envious.
Okay, I don´t know if the script said explicitly " busty stripper " but with her huge melons it´s the only kind of stripper Janet can believably portray.
I always knew that Janet was a sex freak ( Janet admitted to joining the Mile High Club and is a well known size queen ) and although the rumors that Bobby Brown banged her in the 80s might not be true it is much more believable that she used Justin Timberlake as her sextoy and dumped him after a month of steamy sex marathons . According to Justin it took Janet an hour to get in my pants after we first hooked up and she was so wild in bed that I didn´t know how to handle it. I was falling in love with Miss Jackson but during our get - togethers she only wanted to have sex.
Some months ago I found a Making Of from that video and I have to say I´m not sure how I feel about the fact that originally Janet was supposed to play a nymphomanic dominatrix but they skipped that because it would hit too close to home according to Janet herself. Say what ? So Janet is a nymphomanic dominatrix in the privacy of her own bedroom ? Daiiiiimn !
I don´t think of myself as sexy but I am a very sexual being, I always have sex on my mind. I feel very comfortable with it and I think it´s great if a guy has a good sized package. I know the effect my body has on guys so I sometimes use it to get especially well hung guys into my bedroom where I tie them to the bed and bang their brains out in a marathon sex orgy. I go completely crazy and make them squirt again and again until they are completely drained. I regret doing it but I´ll turn around and do it again.
From what I have seen online Normani has an incredible body that won´t quit and her milkshakes can go toe - to - toe with Janet´s perfect orbs.
On top of that she also has incredible stripper moves which suggests she used to earn a fortune expertly sliding up and down the stripper pole.
But if Normani would re - enact Janet´s porn routine from Gotta Getcha that would send all males into a frenzy - especially if she wears Janet´s outfit - and I am issuing an open invitation : if you want to swing by my crib decked out as a sexy school girl / teacher for some oral education I will put your body to the pleasure principle test All Night ( Don´t Stop ).
Man, this post gets longer and longer and here I wanted to cut down on the saucy content. Well, I guess that was doomed from the beginning with Today´s topic and having big breasted sexbombs like Yaya Han and Normani doesn´t really help things. Apropos great pairs, for this special post I went through all the videos that I saved for special occassions but I never got to use. Like this fan made trailer for a Superman / Batman team up movie and it´s ridiculous how good even this short video is compared to the crap we paid for in the cinema ( or on DVD / Blue Ray ). And this guy didn´t have the biggest actors in Hollywood or a huge budget. So this is for anybody who wants to tell you how hard it is to make a World´s Finest movie.
Speaking of titanic team ups, another post I haven´t made yet is about the first ever crossover between DC and Marvel. Or rather posts which depends on if I can find enough good material for a Ross Andru spotlight.
As I have mentioned in various posts he is one of the most underrated artists in comics and proof of that is he was chosen for this because aptly had illustrated the adventures of Superman as well as Spider- Man.
Who was called Super - Spider when this comic was published in Germany because another publisher had the copyright for Die Spinne so that they went with Super - Spider to have an alliteration with Superman. Anyway, the cover is one of the most copied / homaged of all time so that you can expect at least one if not two of my popular Deja Vue posts about this.
One last thing, I was so impressed by the video that I checked out the corresponding YouTube channel but apart from this one there are only a few there and the last one was done a few years ago. It seems the guy who made them either gave up or is now earning big money making this kind of content on a professional basis. I´m hoping for the second option.
Apropos getting the best of two worlds, Today´s Top Ten video is all about the best cartoon shows that were cut down before their prime. I posted some of the entries here like Cadillacs & Dinosaurs or Biker Mice From Mars in previous posts but some of them might have been deleted. There are others which I have never heard of and I agree that the number one position must belong to Gargoyles. So far I have not found a complete episode on YouTube and I don´t know if you can buy it on DVD or Blue Ray but this show has my utmost recommendation. I have not seen all of the episodes but back when it aired I religiously watched any rerun I could find. This is one of the best written and animated shows I have seen.
Horrors Of The Black Museum on the other hand is a movie I know nothing about. I found it on YouTube while looking for something completely different - as always. The YouTube giveth and the YouTube taketh away.
To close things out I wanted to add another cartoon video since the Top Ten one is rather short. It´s Filmation´s Flash Gordon - The Greatest Adventure Of All and it´s another video for which I haven´t found a post yet. I don´t remember if I saw this as a kid but a few years ago I found it on the interwebs in the spanish language version and enjoyed it a lot.
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