I have already explained it in previous posts but for those visitors that have missed them the gist is that the part about actress Joan Severance in my last post got too long so I decided to split what would have been my 999th post into two posts, making that post number 999 AND post 1,000.
Now back when I was starting to get near post 1,000 I had some ideas what I could do for that momentous occassion and since I could not think about anything that I had planned but never gotten around to do - at least not on short notice without some preparation - I opted for an art post.
But not just any kind of art post. This year I have done all kinds of art posts so picking a particular artist would have been like picking your favorite child. So instead I decided to post all that wonderful original black and white art that I simply forgot to include in other posts or where I haven´t had the chance to post them yet. Which were of course more than the usual 23 pictures so to add another wrinkle I picked only pictures where I found a colored version because I always like to post them next to the black and white version to show how much the coloration can add.
Now in previous years I have done recaps of the year and shared my final thoughts with my readers. I even made lists with the best comics of the year. But this year I was not as involved with the comic book scene ( and definitely not with what happened in real life ) since I spent most of the year working on my new comic books. They are not the greatest books and I only managed to finish two issues but they are 100 percent made by me and good or bad it is what it is. Some of the stuff I wanted to include did not turn out as well as I hoped and there was a lot of stuff that I had to leave out. A lot of other stuff on the other side did turn out better than planned and I have enough story material for the next issues.
Concerning comic books by other creators I do not read many monthlies anymore and most of the stuff I bought were reprints of old comics. So since I have no idea what the hip kids are reading nowadays and I don´t want to pimp the same four monthly titles each year I just skip the part.
As for comic news I try to stay away from that because the constant onslaught of SJW craziness is just too much for my fragile constitution. And I prefer to focus on the positive instead of the negative. But that´s enough of an introduction for this post so let´s get to what you came for.
As always I have to give kudos and thanks to all the fine fellas out there without whose tireless work writing this post would be impossible ( or at least it would not look as cool without all the neat pictures ) even if we don´t have that many for this post. Now I am not sure if I got the color version of Brian Hitch´s insane cover above from BLOOD WORKS and their post about the Mys - Tech Wars or from READ COMICS EVERY DAY which has a second post that lists all the people who die in that series ( hint : there are a lot of people who kick the bucket ) but I want to thank them both.
A SURFING SAFARI WITH SARA VA - VA - VA - VOOM VA - VA - VARONE !
Lately the amount of hot sexbombs in the entertainment section / pop culture tidbit corner has increased - at least in relation to the content about music, movies, tv series and comic books - due to the fact that the website which I usually consult for this stuff is on the Fritz. So I ask all the readers who don´t care very much for that kind of content to bear with me. I have already tried to make it easier by doing three spin off posts from this section but it just keeps getting longer and longer. To all the other readers I can only say that we are off to a good start with italian super Power Girl Sara Varone who turned 46 on the 27th of December. This mega MILF with the incredible measurements of 37DD ( !!! ) - 23 - 34 used to show her titanic twin torpedoes on the tv show Buona Domenica.
And when I say that she showed them I really mean that she showed them. Not like on german tv where you have hot women with mouth watering melons but they dress like nuns. No, Sara always knew what her breast features were and how to best present them to the audience. And in the few cases where she didn´t have a generous cleavage she opened her zipper under the pretense that she was getting hot. She reminds me of Sophia Loren who always was more my kind of girl than Marilyn Monroe.
Well, even if they showed something like that on german tv ( although I don´t recall somebody like Daniela Elger or Tatjana Ohm taking their shirt off on live tv and they certainly didn´t pose nude for a calendar like Sara did several times ) this would be as far as it would go. Well on italian tv ( and likewise spanish tv ) that´s just the start and from there on it´s all showers and wet clothes. Or in this particular show it involves a surfboard.
Yes, that´s right. Just get an electric bull, get rid of the saddle, put a surfboard on top and you´re ready to go. That´s tv genius right there.
All you need are a dozen sexy ladies trying to stay on top of the surfboard while keeping their unmentionables covered up. Which thankfully not always is all that successful. Entertainment can be so easy sometimes.
Sara Varone was a very prominent cult siren on my other let´s say more babe oriented blog so I thought I could easily just copy / paste her cult siren entries but as it turns out like so often my memory is not as good as it was. And while I did write several posts about her for the most part it was just pictures - most of them not suitable for this blog - and download links - which I would probably not include even if they had not expired.
Well there still was some basic information about Sara Varone I could use and here I can at least add some videos and animated GIFs with Sara although concerning the latter it was not that easy finding good ones.
KIANA´S UNIVERSAL SEX APPEAL : SHE SO HORNY LOVE YOU LONG TIME
We come to our first connection between wrestling and asian sex bombs with Bill Goldberg who celebrated his 52nd birthday. Besides being one very successful wrestler he has appeared in movies and tv series, most noticeable the last season of The Flash as Big Sir. The older comic fans might remember that character from the iconic run by Keith Giffen, J. M. DeMatteis, Kevin Maguire and Bart Sears. He was a member of the Injustice League and their version of the Hulk : a strong guy with a rather simple mind which they changed for understandable reasons on The Flash.
Now you might ask yourself how all of this ties in with hot asian sex bombs since there were none on The Flash. That is true but Bill Goldberg also was in Universal Soldier 2 with Michael Jay White ( who plays DC character Bronze Tiger on Arrow ), Jean Claude Van Damme and Kiana Tom, one of the hottest sex bombs that ever graced a tv screen. Fitness guru Kiana Tom´s name means " moon goddess " and she owes her exotic look to her mixed heritage of chinese, hawaiian and irish. The hasian blow up sex doll surely knew how to make men drool on Flex Appeal, where she used to give entire generations of horny teenagers huge erections with her 36Ds.
This earned Kiana Tom her very own cult siren entry which I reposted in 2016 and again in 2017 . I also cast her as the female post CRISIS Dr. Light in my first CASTING THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA MOVIE ( THE HOLLYWOOD EDITION ) post and I also mentioned Kiana in my second alternates post as part of a lesbian double dildo fourway sex orgy with porn star Miko Lee , fetish model Akira Lane and cosplay icon Yaya Han .
So far I had written five posts on Yaya - two of them are pretty safe but the other three are absolutely not safe for work - and I keep mentioning her on various JLA casting posts and any other posts involving exotic sexbombs like Kiana Tom, Ava Cadell, Akira Lane, Miko Lee, Gail Kim or Minka and I swear the completely NSFW BIG YAYA HAN POST is still in the pipeline. In the meantime I have made two new posts about Yaya which showcases a part of her anatomy that I have ignored too often - her legs.
Coming back to hawaiian heartbreaker and PLAYBOY centerfold Kiana Tom, as an actress her most famous part was in UNIVERSAL SOLDIER 2 or UNIVERSAL SOLDIER - THE RETURN how it is sometimes called were her short bit part at the beginning is the only redeeming value of the flick.
In the scene Jean Claude Van Damme and Kiana Tom´s character Maggie are running an exercise run against the universal soldiers. They are separated and Kiana Tom is captured by wrestler Goldberg. Now I don´t know where the logic is here as he´s supposed to be some kind of cyborg but he does what any healthy man would do in his situation. Namely tie the helpless Kiana Tom whose shirt reveals a really huge bulge to a tree.
But it gets even better as Goldberg ( named Romeo in the movie which might explain why he tries to get it on with Kiana ) rips open her shirt !
Now that´s what I call entertainment : we´re only six minutes into the movie and we already see Kiana´s bra - clad melons exposed ( sadly she doesn´t go bra - less although she definitely has the hardbody to pull it off, but since she doesn´t show more skin it is the erotic highlight ). It is just a quick glimpse, but you can see that Kiana really doesn´t have much to be ashamed of because those perfect heavenly hangers look amazing !
The only thing that brings this down is that some sources claim that Kiana used a boob double for the scene. Which is hard to believe since it really isn´t necessary. Dammit, Kiana´s body is banging and if you check out the frames just before her pigeons fly loose you can see her big bust ready to explode. So the only reason why they would have used a double would be that she was too erotic and they shot somebody with a smaller chest. I´m no expert on chest sizes especially when it comes to american chest sizes but I like to believe that we get to see the real Kiana. And if not then I stick to the theory that Kiana´s at least as gifted as her body double or that Kiana´s chest is even bigger because otherwise it makes no sense.
In any case I´d like to get more information on who was her body double for the scene since she must also be a pretty hot number. Back to the scene, there isn’t a whole lot of skin here, but the bra busting moment might have you doing some serious Van Dammage to your man region !
Which makes it even less understandable that she didn´t do a nude scene in Universal Soldier 2. It´s not like Kiana has any problems with nudity since she not only posed naked for PLAYBOY, no, she also confessed that she is such a perfectionist that she had to wait until the right time in her career where she felt her body was in the best shape it has ever been in.
Too many actresses or female celebrities get the urge to do nude pictures when they are older or they want to show that they are still hot but most of them didn´t think of doing naked photos in their younger years and so their new pictures are useless because we have nothing to compare it to.
But Kiana did it right, she made it at her physical prime and her pictorial is awesome ! It´s no wonder her issue completely sold out in one month.
As for her role in the film, Maggie is hardly used ( no pun intended ) and many reviewer bemoan that she didn´t get naked. I don´t know where the producers are coming from as they fumbled one of the biggest pulls of the movie when they decide not to make her a bigger part of the movie.
Really guys, which producer in his right mind passes up an opportunity to get a body like this naked ? Let´s just be realistic here. If a hot exotic sexbomb like Kiana Tom with a pornstar hardbody that just won´t quit was my co - worker I´d definitely spend all my free time slam-banging the living daylights out of her until I had tamed Kiana to be my obedient sex slave.
So for those who can´t get enough of Kiana Tom you might want to check the infamous Bodyshaping Bikini Workout ( part 1 / part 2 / part 3 ) that YouTube already took down once as long as you still can. Probably because besides Kiana Tom you also get the no less stunning Kimiko Tanaka who is an exotic mix of american indian and japanese. So you get two exotic sexbombs wearing tiny bikinis for the price of one which must have lead to countless guys getting the mother of all nosebleeds because of oppai overload. Plus in the second part Carla Dunlap substitutes Kiana Tom.
This is the part of the post addendum that I never like to write as one of the truly great architects of the comic universe would have had his 96th birthday. And while it´s still too fresh for me to grasp the reality I want to include a video. One of the few good things about this is that lately there have been a lot of discussions about his collaborations with artists like Jack Kirby and some people have meticuosly mapped out who did what and this brought the attention back to all the positive things Stan did.
Some people say that he took too much credit and didn´t contribute as much as the media claimed but you can´t blame a man for what the papers write about him and he was one of the best writers in the business. Or like Stan would say, maybe not the best but the ones who wrote the most stories. Anyway, to remind my readers of Stan Lee´s genius here is a very subjective list of his ten greatest comics but I guess there are so many excellent stories to choose from that everybody has his own top ten.
WE´LL MEET AGAIN DON´T KNOW WHERE DON´T KNOW MING NA WHEN
It is kind of fitting that our next candidate is Iain De Caestecker who turned 31 on the 29th of December since he plays Leo Fitz on Marvel´s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. because while Stan Lee didn´t create this particular character he co - created Nick Fury And His Howling Commandos with Jack Kirby ( according to Stan Lee he did it to prove that the reason why the Marvel comics sold so well were the characters by creating not only a war comic when nobody wanted to read war comics but also by giving it a really long title and introducing a racial diverse cast - including the first blacl main character in comics - which was sure to raise a few eyebrows at that time ). I didn´t find a video just with Iain but here is one with a few other cast members. And who could say no to Chloe Bennet ? Speaking of asian sexbombs, daimn, those legs on Ming - Na When are incredible !!!
Ming really plays the best character on the show and as a callback to Gail Kim and fighting females Melinda can take it up with the best of them.
But Melinda May is not only the baddest woman on the team and the hottest ( check out the short glimpse of hasian bouncing action in the fourth GIF ) she can be quite funny. Also, daaaiiimn, those legs again !
It´s no wonder that she´s one of the Top Sex .... I mean the Top Six Asian Hotties together with Grace Park although I would rank them differently.
We have another entry in our Dearly Departed section with Dieter Thomas Heck, the iconic host of the german music show ZDF Hitparade. One thing the english version of his wikipedia entry fails to mention is that Dieter became famous because of his rapid fire introductions of the guests which is especially noteworthy because he developed a stutter at the age of 5.
Originally I had posted a different movie but Terror In The Wax Musuem has been deleted. Sometimes writing a post for a long time works for you.
I wanted to close out things Today with a Marvel Comics cartoon so here is Iron Man and I think it´s from a different series than the last one I posted. Man, if I could get a hold of all these old Marvel Comics cartoons from the 1960s to the 1990s I would watch that all day and never leave the house.
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