Schwarz Weiß Sunday with Camelot 3000

I know that I promised to do this post last month but as usual things got a lot more complicated pretty fast and I was all wrapped up in X - MEN MONTH. But that´s also the reason why I can start with CAMELOT 3000.

As regular readers know I don´t like to have two posts about the same comic publishers in a row and while I have declared this month X - MEN MONTH the rule still applies so we are having a DC Comics post between the two Arthur Adams posts. I know, you might think that coming up with a new post to put in - between such double booking posts would be difficult but with the huge backlag of posts I have plus all the stuff I find while doing the research the most difficult question for me is not what to post but rather what to post next. For this post it´s CAMELOT 3000, a 12 issue maxi series written by Mike W. Barr, penciled by Brian Bolland and inked by Terry Austin. Besides the groundbreaking approach to gender roles - about I already wrote in this year´s Brian Bolland birthday tribute - CAMELOT 3000 was also one of DC Comics first direct market projects, its first maxi series AND the first to be printed on Baxter paper ( if you do not know what that is I explained it at length in INSIDE THE OUTSIDERS ).

Now since I have already written about CAMELOT 3000 in the Brian Bolland post you can use the link for an introduction and you can also watch the video about this great series. But before we start with issue 1 I have to address one of the greatest misconceptions about the King Arthur legend : Excalibur was not the sword in the stone. I know that in some of the versions of the King Arthur legend they are one and the same but in the one that is most common they are not. The sword King Arthur pulled out of the stone was called Caliburn but it was destroyed when King Arthur fought King Pellinore. If I remember correctly because Arthur was using the sword for selfish reasons and not for Britain. Merlin then got Excalibur from the Lady of the Lake in exchange for a later boon. So if Excalibur HAD been the sword in the stone ( or anvil ) it would have been destroyed and Arthur would have had to use another sword. And the story would have been only half as good. Which is our clue to finally start with the story.

Since I already posted my video for Camelot 3000 I am going with Head Lopper, a book that has been on my to read list for quite some time now.

I think the main reason why I haven´t started reading it yet is that so far it is only available in trade and I want to avoid the mistake I made with Ed Brubaker and Steve Epting´s spy series Velvet where I bought all the trades a few months before the deluxe edition hardcover was available.



We are staying with comicbooks and I have to thank the Corona virus for our next clip. Because without it the new free comicbooks from the Gratis Comic Tag 2020 would have already be out and I wouldn´t have had to resort to last year´s free giveaway comics. And without that I would not have gotten another sample of Olivia Vieweg´s graphic novel Endzeit.

Without which I would not have known that the movie adaption has not only been in cinemas, it is already available on DVD and BlueRay. With all the things that are going on right now a lot of things slip by the radar especially comicbook related things now that all the big events like the ComiCon in Stuttgart, the International Comic Salon in Erlangen or the München Comicfest have been canceled or at least been postponed.



Returning to the topic of magic swords we come to one of the biggest 80s cartoons, Thundercats, and yes, it´s another video hosted the annoying Jackie Jennings who once again tries to hide the only two reasons why she got her job. If you want to get a better view of her breast features check out the video about Mystery Men in my second James Robinson birthday post where her giant melons are at the forefront - hashtag huge sweater puppies. Looking at those titanic tittilating twin torpedoes you know that DD blow up sex doll Jackie was born to massage throbbing erections with her mouthwatering milkshakes until they become harder than unto a thing of iron and that she didn´t end up in porn movies is a mystery for the ages. Maybe somebody can make a GIF of her gigantic gazongas that I can include in future posts. It´s really unbelievable that so far nobody has made even one considering the sheer size of her breasts.



Who also has overdeveloped oppais but unlike Jackie Jennings is really funny is hasian Jenny Babas and I´ll give you three guesses what her favorite sexual position is. One hint : it rhymes with " doggypile ".

Sadly I can´t feature her as much as I like to but here is another video with her usual mix of sexy and funny yet thought provoking material.



A few of the Jenny Babas videos have been deleted from YouTube ( like the first two I initially wanted to include so I had to post the one above ) and I know that I said I posted it before but I´m including episode nine of Do The Right Thing in this post because I can´t always trust my memory.



Speaking of ridiculously talented asians with an ass that just won´t quit it has been quite some time since I posted a video from k - pop band Miss A and more than two years since I posted their top five live performances .

As always I am late to the party here because Miss A - a South Korean girl group based in South Korea formed by JYP Entertainment in 2010 - has already disbanded. The group started with four members, but Meng Jia left in May 2016 while the other three remainded : Suzy, Fei and Lee Min Young who is the most important member because she´s my favorite.

Although I might be in the minority here because ti seems that so far Suzy and Fei have been the big fan favorites with Miss A followers while Min ( I will be using the abbreviated version of her name for most of the rest of the post ) only seems to have gotten more attention starting with the Good Girl Bad Girl video where she showed how incredibly flexible she is.

Now I am not saying that my taste is especially eclectic as I immediately was drawn to Min and you have to keep in mind that the first thing I saw of Miss A were their life performances of Hush where Min is already much sexier - at least according to what I could read on the internet. Anyway, in the Hush live gigs Min clearly stood out, not only because of her haunting voice ( which according to the in - depth vocal analysis on AMINO is the best in the group ) but also because she´s the first one you see and she is absolutely stunning. Especially with the shiny blue outfits which are very effective in bringing across her sexiness while still looking classy. Adding to that look is the jewelry which is a cross between a posh necklace and a sado maso slave chain which instantly reminds you of 50 shades of Grey type of sex practices. On top of that the blue outfit fits like a second skin that does not leave much to the imagination so when Min pulls out her best stripper moves you get the urge to chain her up in your bedroom.

Can you imagine coming home and finding this blow up sex doll waiting in your bedroom doing the splits ? I hope her boyfriend gives it to her 24 / 7 the lucky stiff. Stiff being the operative word here because a sex freak like Min will keep you constantly erect with her superior asian lubrication.

Now I already posted the best performances of Miss A´s hit Bad Girl, Good Girl in my SUNDAY SURPRISE WITH JACK KIRBY´S SANDMAN post so here are the next five performances of Hush, the first song from them I heard.







In November 2017 Min left the group which was officially disbanded in December 2017. Since then she has appeared in a movie and a musical.

I think there is an upside to the brake up of Miss A. Now that Lee Min Young is concentrating on a solo career in acting maybe she will take on roles that are a bit more risque. I could totally see her in a live action version of Urotsukidoji II - Legend of the Demonwomb as Negumi.

Okay, maybe that is reaching a bit high. Time to bring it down, Subzero.

But who knows ? Asian cinema is often imitating american movies so a korean version of Showgirls ( just not as tame as the american original ) might not be out of the question. Min already has the moves down to pat.

In any case I hope we haven´t seen the last of Lee Min Young ( although keeping up with her via internet is difficult since there seems to be an actor with the same name who always comes up when I´m Looking for Min ) and maybe they can put a scene like the one below in her next movie.



Coming back to stuff I have neglected for a long time, I don´t go over my old posts too often - with 1,100 + posts that would be a full time job - but according to my tags I have only posted two videos with ASMR Amy. And, yes, her videos may go to the limit with what you can post on YouTube but that´s just ridiculous. So I want to make up for this and since I couldn´t decide which video with Amy playing a vampire to post I´m including all three. I don´t know about the whole ASMR craze, I mean, it´s supposed to help you relax but for some strange reason I always get very excited watching Amy´s videos. And being turned into a vampire may not be high on my list but the prospect of spending eternity with vampire Amy may not suck. Although I´d prefer that she sucks other body fluids than blood.





Trying to keep the sword and sorcery theme going here is Brandon´s Cult Movie Review of Sorceres courtesy of Jim Wynorsky and Roger Corman.



Lately Warner Brothers has uploaded some rather long documentaries to YouTube and since we all have a little extra times on our hands because of the Corona lockdown here is Secret Origin : The History of DC Comics.



Coming back to folklore and fairy tales Today´s cartoon video is Rocky & Bullwinkle´s Fractured Fairy Tales presenting Rapunzel and Puss In Boots.



We can´t end this post without another episode of  Faerie Tale Theater and initially I thought of including their versions of the faerie tales above to show the contrast but then I would have to post two episodes and I don´t have that many left. So instead here is one of my favorite faerie tales, The Boy Who Left Home To Find Out About The Shivers, starring Christopher Lee, Frank Zappa and narrated by horror icon Vincent Price.



Closing out our post is austrian band Erste Allgemeine Verunsicherung ( First General Uncertainty ) with Märchenprinz ( Fairy - Tale Prince ).



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Whoever pulleth out this sword of this stone is rightwise king born of all Britain.

Todd McFarlane´s Hulk - the bonus round !

Yes, I usually consider the post addendum / entertainment / cult siren section / fun block the bonus round of my posts but lately I have tried to make my posts a bit shorter. Which usually means making a little spin - off post or various spin - off posts when the second part becomes too long.

Well, in this I case I thought " Why not do that and at the same time put a few more HULK pages out there ? " Because I have already prepared all the pages and to say the truth, for a post called A SLUGFEST SATURDAY WITH TODD MCFARLANE ! there is not that much fighting in it. So to make up for that here is - in addition to the second part of the pop culture trivia section - a grudge match to end all grudge matches, the big return fight between Hulk and Wolverine from the classic INCREDIBLE HULK 181.

Back then the Hulk was still the unintelligent brute and Wolverine a man without a past only interested in doing what he does best - and what he does is not very nice - as weapon X. In the meantime both have matured.

Logan has found out more of his mysterious past and made his peace with it ( although he would only learn his full past decades later ) a man, not just a wild animal. And the Hulk the less powerful but more intelligent grey version. So you might think that a new meeting of these two powerhouses might result in anything but a new clash of the titans.

Without further ado here is the canadian crippler versus the gamma irridated grey skinned grouch in the battle of the century. Nuff said !

And because I know they are very popular with my readers - at least I hope they are - here are some homage covers to INCREDIBLE HULK 340.

I hope this won´t get too confusing since I now have the celebrity anniversaries split up between this post and the previous one. Speaking of which, we close out the one from March the 14th with music legend Quincy Jones who celebrated his 86th birthday. I tried to go over the complete list of his songs but after being halfway through my mind just switched off. I also don´t have the time or energy to go through all my bookmarked videos from YouTube a third time but luckily Quincy also was the producer of mega successful 80s hit show The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air.

Of course a big part of that show´s success and continued appeal around the world ( there are probably only a few people on the face of the planet who can´t recite the lyrics to the title song in their sleep ) is Tatyana Ali who grew from a cute little girl into an incredible sexbomb over the course of that series and who got to show her musical skills.

Much to the chagrin of the show´s producers she really bOObed all out in later movie appearances like The Clown at Midnight or Fall Into Darkness .

Now Will Smith has gone on record that the relationship between him and the insanely do - able Tatyana Ali has always been like the relationship between a big brother and his little sister but I don´t believe that he never put her booming tireless teenage body to the test not even once.

Either that or the relationship between a big brother and his little sister and what happens between them at night in the bedroom ( or under the shower during the day ) is a lot different where Will Smith grew up.

The only other explanation is that whenever Tatyana Ali got Will hard enough to cut a diamond he vented his pent up sexual energy on one of the other blow up sex dolls on the show. Like dicktamer Yunoka Doyle who played Ashley´s " bosom buddy " Keesha on with a big emphasis on the " bosom " part. She probably spent the rest of the day after the shooting had ended screaming at the top of the lungs as Will banged her brains out.

The truth of that statement notwithstanding Tatyana Ali still looks terrific ( she has one of the breast natural racks in Hollywood - period ) as you can see in this video where her bouncy boobs almost pop out of her top !



It´s back to comic books or better said tebeos with a hugely important birthday for spanish comic fans from March the 15th as Victor Ibáñez Talavera celebrated his 83rd anniversary. He is part of the spanish comic bedrock and most famous for Mortadelo y Filemon but also created such well known comics - at least in Spain - like Botones Sacarino, Don Pedrito, Rompetechos, Pepe Gotera y Otilio, Tete Cohete or Rue Del Percebe 13.

But like I said, the most well known is Mortadelo y Filemon which has been translated into many languages and I think in England it was called Flip and Flap. Here in Germany it was called Clever & Smart and it has been coming out forever. Not as long as in Spain where the series is still going on but I remember that during all my time in school and while doing my apprenticeship to become a car mechanic Clever & Smart was a steady presence. And the series sold so well that they actually did two editions side by side - one with new albums and one with reprints. I don´t exactly know when they stopped publishing the series in Germany but they just announced this year that they are continuing. I also mentioned Mortadelo y Filemon in my JLA movie casting solo post of spanish / french sexbomb Marlene Mourreau because there is a connection to that classic comic and you can check out her post if you are curious what that connection is.

But to know more about Victor Ibáñez and all the different comic series he did check out the post I wrote on his birthday in 2017 . If you DO check out the post you will notice that I announced a follow up post but I never did get around to do that. And I have all the material for it lined up and prepared which is why I´m a bit bummed out that I didn´t get to do a post on Ibáñez. Anyway, maybe I can do the second post at a later date.



Since I almost never get the chance to write about stuff from my tierra I want to include some clips with the aforementioned Marlene Mourreau.

Despite being french she has worked mostly on spanish tv either as a guest or host on various shows or with her x - rated dance numbers. As a fixture of spanish tv she also appears in the gala of Best of Telepassion.



As for Marlene´s solo performances those took mainly place on spanish tv after midnight which had a lot to do with the fact that she didn´t wear much clothes to begin with and got rid of the little she did wear very quickly. The pornographic appearances of the french blow up sex doll were always so sexually charged and her stage outfits so skimpy that she almost got banned from spanish tv. And everyone who has seen the heavily sexual content they show on spanish tv knows that it takes a lot to get banned.

Sadly I have not found Marlene Mourreau´s scandalous performance of Salome - see GIF above - so we have to make do with another video.



Writing this part has made me realize that it is high time that I did a proper cult siren post on Marlene Mourreau since I haven´t really posted that many good pictures or information of her in her JLA casting solo post.

There are a few birthdays of Today that I put here to avoid having two videos with full episodes from old tv series in one post and the first one is Victor Garber who turns 70. People Today know him best from his many appearances on The Flash and DC´s Legends Of Tomorrow where he played Doctor Martin Stein one half of the hero Firestorm. I first saw Victor in Alias ( not the new show from Marvel with Jessica Jones ) or how me and my brother called it during the last seasons The Jack Bristow Show because everything his character did on the show was much more interesting than follow Jennifer Garner on her missions. Although I DO have to say that she had a few very nice outfits in those episodes.

Coming back to DC´s Lesbians of Tomorrow one thing that really bothered me when I binge watched the first two series with my brother is that it seems the legends want to get rid of the black dude. Because on every mission where they have to get back to a time when black people did not have equal rights ( well, they still don´t have but you know what I mean ) instead of leaving him on the ship he has to go with them. And not only go with them but they deliberately put him in situations where he will most definitely get killed. It´s all " Why should the old white dude talk to this traumatized girl ? Let the black kid talk to the white girl. In public. "

At the moment LGBT´s of Tomorrow is on hiatus but even when it comes on Victor Garber is not going to be in it because they killed off Martin Stein. I enjoy him and I am not giving up hope that we will see another version of him in this years Crisis on Infinite Earths crossover. Who knows we might even get the original Martin Stein / Ronnie Raymond Firestorm. 

Pop culture icon Erik Estrada also celebrates his 70th birthday whom I know mostly from the Andy Sidaris movies since I never watched an episode of CHIPs. By the way, looking for pictures of that series is a nightmare because all the pictures you find are either potato chips, bags of potato chips or people eating potato chips. Now I want to eat chips.

Longtime readers may be already tired of this but it seems that nowadays I can´t write a new post without mentioning hot sexbomb Becky Mullen .

Besides appearing as Sally, the farmer´s daughter on the first season of GORGEOUS LADIES OF WRESTLING and various guest appearances on every major tv show ( of which her most memorable is an episode of MARRIED WITH CHILDREN opposite Pamela Anderson ) Becky also was in various erotic midnight movies including SINFUL INTRIGUE with Chona Jason.

With all that said german audiences know her best from taking her clothes off on TUTTI FRUTTI . But her biggest contribution to american culture still is HARD HUNTED and there are two other actresses from Andy Sidaris movies who appeared on TUTTI FRUTTI, Sandra Wild and Carolyn Liu . I wrote more on this in my Andy Sidaris edition of Casting the JLA movie .

Andy Sidaris was probably THE BEST director of action movies for adults and his cast read like a WHOS´S WHO of playmates : Roberta Vasquez , Ava Cadell , brunette Cynthia Brimhall, Dona Speir , Pandora Peaks , Julie Strain , Shae Marks, Samantha Phillips and Julie K. Smith to name just a few.

Becky Mullen´s post is a spin - off that used to be in one post with Janet Jones Gretzky , best known for appearing in a white swimsuit in Police Academy 5 - Assignment Miami Beach and real live Power Girl Leslie Easterbrook who had the most famous scene in Police Academy 4 - Citizens on Patrol in which she emerges from a pool in a wet t - shirt .

The post also included 80s cult siren Monique Sluyter and the Tutti Frutti girls but that part got too long and I had to give it a post of its own which I re - posted in 2016 in a new and better version . She was a candidate from my JLA movie casting series - as Fire a.k.a. Beatriz da Costa in the Andy Sidaris Special - and before getting her solo post she was regularly in all the annual re - posts of italian mega soccer MILF Simona Ventura . But the living blow up sex doll from the Netherlands was not only in PLAYBOY multiple times she also was a big factor in my obsession on blondes with giant breast like Power Girl with her impersonation of Marilyn Monroe .

For those who haven´t read any of my previous Andy Sidaris posts besides those I already mentioned there is the Ava Cadell solo post , the Dona Speir post ( with reposts in 2017 and in 2018 ) and a Sybil Danning post .

Since you can already find anything you ever wanted to know - and then some - about Andy Sidaris and his movies through the links above and I wouldn´t know which episode of C.H.I.P.S. I should pick I am going to indulge myself a little with Legacy of Terror episode 17 of Kolchak - The Nightstalker ( in german ) where Erik Estrada makes an appearance.



This is the part I don´t look forward to because sooner or later people end up in the Dearly Departed section and Today it is Jerry Lewis who among his many credits appeared in two comic book adaptations, the Batman tv series and the Lil Abner musical which I just mentioned in my last post.

Jerry Lewis also was in another comic related movie Artists And Models where he roomed with Dean Martin who was a struggling comic book artist who used Jerry´s vivid dreams about the hero Vincent The Vulture and the secret formula X34 minus 5R1plus 6 - X36 as the basis of a new comic.

Unbeknownst to them they live in the same apartment as Dorothy Malone, the creator of the Bat Lady comic - of which Jerry is a huge fan - and Shirley MacLaine who is Dorothy´s secretary and model for the Bat Lady.

So we get to see her dress up in super hero fashion and there are even some mock pages from the comic in the movie which you can see on KLEEFELD ON COMICS . Of course the secret formula is real but only half of the formula and some spies are after it, Dorothy got fired and her comic was replaced by Vincent The Vulture and is on a crusade against comics, Jerry begins to like Shirley MacLaine not knowing she is the Bat Lady and hijinks ensue ( you can read more on DIAL B FOR BLOG ). I already posted a clip of Artists And Models so here´s a dance scene from The Ladies Man.



Of course Jerry Lewis has not only been in comic related movies and shows like The Simpsons he had his own comic and there was even a storyline in which he met various members of the Justice League .

I found a full episode of the Jerry Lewis cartoon but like most shows from that time the quality is not that great. Still I was lucky to find this one.



George Perez often uses people he knows as models for the characters in his comics which is okay as long as you personally know them. Todd McFarlane on the other hand has used the names of people he didn´t know personally in the pages of Spawn which led to some legal problems.



There probably won´t be any new posts for the next two weeks so I want to include a longer video. It doesn´t have a Bat Lady but there is The Bat.



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Every artist is going to torture himself, whether you´re in music or in Hollywood or whatever else and comic book artists aren´t that much different.