Superman Sunday : José Luis García - López

Since José Luis García - López celebrated his 74th birthday just two days ago and it has been two years since my last spotlight post it´s about time.

Plus it never hurts to put more Superman related stuff on my little blog.

It also gives me a chance to continue my GOODBYE GERMANY series so we start off with my last remaining José Luis García - López covers for Ehapa Verlag´s issues of SUPERMAN BATMAN. Sadly they are not enough for a full blown post so I have also included some australian covers plus some DC COMICS PRESENTS leftovers from our last José Luis García - López tribute.

When DC Comics announced the SUPERMAN`S GREATEST TEAM - UP`S hardcover a lot of people were upset because some of the issues of Superman´s default team - up series DC COMICS PRESENTS were missing.

The reason for that is that they were already reprinted in volume 1 of ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN BY JOSE LUIS GARCIA - LOPEZ. Sadly José Luis García - López hasn´t done many issues of the regular Superman series so volume 2 is made up almost entirely of his ELSEWHERE stories - which are nothing to sneeze at either - but if you want to read the classic Superman team - ups everybody knows and loves volume one is the book you need.

A lot of writers have problems with writing for Superman because they think he is too powerful ( which is not true but let´s not get into that now since I have already written about that subject ad nauseum ) so I would like to know how those creators would approach the following characters who are even more powerful than the Man of Tomorrow.

We continue our retrospective of the classic Superman movies with the last good one. From here on it gets weird. Anyway, the studio interfered so much that there is a separate Richard Donner cut. To tell the truth I haven´t watched the full version but I´m not sure if I liked the parts I´ve seen so far. The scenes looked like they went into a completely different narrative. So maybe the studio was right but I´d have to see the full film.

These days I only include the celebrity birthdays sporadically but those who want to check out my past musings can find the anniversaries from March the 17th up to April the 1st in this Arthur Adams spotlight post from 2019, from March the 18th to April the 5th in this post, and last but not least March the 21st to April the 5th in this Arthur Adams spin - off post .

We continue our trip down memory lane on March the 22nd with Hugo Egon Balder who turned 72. He is of course best known as the host of TUTTI FRUTTI and I love wikipedia because I have never heard it described anywhere else as a soft - porn tits - out show but I guess it kind of was .

One of the main attractions of the game show TUTTI FRUTTI was of course brabuster Monique Sluyter who not only had no problem taking off her clothes on tv she also often disrobed for various gentleman magazines.

Regular readers of this blog already know that I cast her as Fire a.k.a. Beatriz da Costa in the Andy Sidaris Special of my popular Casting the Justice League of America movie series and I also kept mentioning her in all kind of posts like the annual re - posts about italian mega soccer MILF Simona Ventura until I decided to give Monique and the Tutti Frutti girls their own post which I re - posted in 2016 in a new and better version.

But the blow up sex doll from the Netherlands was not only in PLAYBOY multiple times she also was a big factor in my obsession on blondes with giant breast like Power Girl with her impersonation of Marilyn Monroe.

GOT ( WALLY ) WOOD ? or IT´S ALL ABOUT POWER GIRL´S POWER GIRLS

In the old comics artist Wally Wood kept making Power Girl´s breasts bigger and bigger to see how far he could take it. Or at least that is the urban legend. Speaking of Wally Wood´s version of Power Girl, if you want to see for yourself if there´s any truth to the claim that he supersized Power Girl´s boob you can find the original art for the 17 page story from ALL - STAR COMICS 65 at the private collection of James Halperin and you can see them at an even bigger resolution at HERITAGE AUCTIONS . Well, in regards to Power Girl´s breast size ( let´s not loose track of what is really important here ) fact is that the artists after Wally Wood drew her with normal proportions .... or what is considered normal for superheroines.

Until Bart Sears took over the character, buffed her up and returned her signature breast size - at least until the whole NEW 52 fiasko / retcon.

When I started to read american comics the DC universe was brand new thanks to the Crisis on Infinite Earths fallout and I grabbed all the series I didn´t know which included the two fisted combo of Justice League by Keith Giffen, J. M. DeMatteis and Kevin Maguire and Justice League Europe also by Giffen and Matteis, art by Bart Sears and inks by Pablo Marcos whom I knew from his work on Defenders. I don´t know if it was fate but the very first issue of Justice League Europe I got was issue 4 in which Power Girl, Flash and Animal Man share a hotel room as they go to Bialya on an undercover mission. I re - read the issue a few times and I always wondered if these more human - and more horny in the case of Flash - heroes didn´t spend the dull waiting time in a more adult way.

 

Well, I was young, in my sexual prime and had a lot of spare time in the barracks ( we were three in one room but the others went home after duty so I had the black and white television set with a lot of TUTTI FRUTTI and PLAYBOY LATE NIGHT episodes all to myself which didn´t exactly help my situation ) so I re - read the issue a few times imagining what could have happened if Animal Man would have gotten Power Girl under his control with pheromones. Ah, all the things I would have done to her.

For me Bart Sear´s version is still the definite version of Power Girl and when DC started back - paddling with REBIRTH and restoring many things I was curious what that meant for Power Girl. I had hoped that there might be a return to her former glory in store for her but so far the SJWs have stuck the real Power Girl in limbo and replaced her with a political correct, flat chested black version. I guess Kara is too much woman to for them.

Now I have never made a secret that I am sexually obsessed with Power Girl. There are dozens of posts dedicated to DC´s Maid of the Mighty Mammaries and while I haven´t written one recently I started a new series about one of my favorite artists from my earliest comic reading days. And while the first post was all about Joe Staton´s contribution to the GREEN LANTERN ( or DIE GRÜNE LEUCHTE how he was called in Germany and at that time I was reading mostly german comics ) my next ones were about his version of Power Girl - which I had to split into two separate posts, the intro and the main post - since Joe Staton not only drew all of the stories of Power Girl or the Justice Society of America but basically everything on Earth 2. For those who want to check it out I also managed to do a follow - up post with a lot more Green Lantern art by Joe Staton just in 2020 .

 

The problem with TUTTI FRUTTI is that if I finally manage to find some videos of it - or the original show COLPO GROSSO - they have an age restriction and I can´t post them. But a few months back I found some episodes of TUTTI FRUTTI that I CAN post and what´s even better not all of them were deleted. Granted, the best parts had to be cut in order to circumvent the age restriction but you can just use the download links or the links to the uncensored videos that you can find in the text for that.

And I just wrote a spin - off post with all the usual links to Janet Jones Gretzky and real live Power Girl Leslie Easterbrook who had the most famous scene in Police Academy 4 - Citizens on Patrol in which she emerges from a pool in a wet t - shirt . And while the obligatory Andy Sidaris actresses / playmates / sexbombs like Roberta Vasquez , Ava Cadell , brunette Cynthia Brimhall, Dona Speir , Julie Strain , Shae Marks, Julie K. Smith and Samantha Phillips are mentioned the main part is about blonde brabuster Monique Sluyter and the obligatory plethora of Tutti Frutti girls .

Now usually I just include a short part with them in the posts but this time I did a somewhat longer version so I could include all the new download links I found while writing this post. I just recently included a whole slew of new ones but those are just for compilation and mixes while these new ones are not only for entire episodes - which are always ultra rare - but for german episodes which are even rarer . Some of them even include my favorite Tutti Frutti girl ( whom you can see just below ). 

Coming back to the topic of our post, Superman fights for truth, justice and the american way. Or at least he used to do until the snowflake SJW generation decided that " the american way " sounded too imperialistic plus it could hurt their bottom line abroad so they changed it to " truth, justice and a better Tomorrow " in the hopes of not offending anyone.

Well, I wonder how long that lasts because sooner or later someone will be offended by " truth " or " justice ". Anyway, Superman USED to fight for truth, justice and the american way and what could be more american than Marvel Comics Team America ? Marvel Comics already had successful comicbook series under its belt with Transformers, G. I. Joe, Micronauts and Rom, Spaceknight so it was not unreasonable that they tried again.

Apropos politically co - retconned characters, as awesome as the following crossover may be I just can´t take the new flat chested Lara Croft serious.

Thankfully there are people who remember what Lara Croft looks like.

We have another episode of Inside Of You with Tom Welling which never gets old. Now as most people know Tom Welling had a great cameo in the Elseworlds crossover where he didn´t wear the Superman costume. And as much as I would have liked to see that you have to keep in mind that he never wore it on Smallville. Speaking of Superman tv shows I really wanted to give the new show a chance but I stopped watching it because for me it´s false advertising. We are promised a new version of Lois & Clark but what we get instead is The Supersons Temper Tantrum Power Hour and that is not something I´m interested in. Longtime followers of the blog know that I´m a big fan of the original Supersons stories but not so much of the political neutered new attempts. While the original stories had some appeal in the " Oh, Dad, stop showing off your super powers, you´re so embarrassing. " vein with Superman Jr. joining forces with Lex Luthor to kill his Dad the new stories are just too much lovey dovey " aw, shucks Daddy is just the best " crap that just makes you want to vomit.

Superman is also called " The Man Of Tomorrow " which is something that has always interested science fiction fans and let´s be honest, although a lot of people don´t see it that way Superman is first and foremost a sci fi story. There are many ways the concept of a hero for the future can be applied and one tv show that went in a different direction was Automan.

Instead of a strange visitor from a super developed alien civilization they took the concept of Tron and flipped it on its head : while in the movie a user was transported into a computer generated universe here we had a computer generated person that was transported into our " real " cosmos.

Now on past occassions I go with the first episode of a series but after checking out the imdb page for Automan I went with the second one because of a certain buxom barkeeper which the blog followers from my generation might remember from the Tom Hanks comedy Bachelor Party.

Back then they put the emphasis in screwball comedy on the screw part so there were a lot of hot massitas like uncredited blonde bombshell Angela Ames who could have easily starred in a POWER GIRL movie.

So it´s no wonder that among her sadly too few credits ( she passed away with only 32 years ) is the 1984 Jim Wynorsky skin flick THE LOST EMPIRE besides former blow up sex doll template Raven De La Croix who played the role of überbusty amazonian princess. I wrote a bit more about Raven De La Croix in my first Justice League Casting Alternates post and you can find more about the Russ Meyer movie UP ! in this Alan Davis post about the Legion of Super - Heroes including some spiffy new animated GIFs of born for porn actress Janet Wood who tried to bang her homosexual co - star Robert McLane straight again in the worst way during the shooting.

And while I have mentioned some of the well endowed actresses from his cult movies like 39D playmate Eve Meyer , 44F Busenwunder Uschi Digard or natural born indian 42F stripper Raven De La Croix in various posts I have only written solo cult siren entries for two of the greatest Russ Meyer muses : Haji and Tura Satana . Tura´s post is mostly about the cult movie Faster Pussycat ! Kill ! Kill ! ( The Devil Women of Tittfield in german ) although it touches on her other movies and has her full bio.

Our next video is kind of a re - post but also not and it comes with a bit of an explanation. While I have posted the film I haven´t posted this episode from Creature Features which is less likely to be deleted - at least I hope it is. In regards to the explanation, in Germany there were two Tales From The Crypt movies : one which combined the first episodes from the HBO tv show on the cult comicbooks released by EC Comics in the 1950s and this feature film from 1971 which only shares the title and not much else.

As a big fan of the EC Comics I´ve done a number of posts on the subject : I did a special black and white tribute post to William Gaines in 2017 with two full stories, one by Johnny Craig and one by George Evans, in 2018 I did two posts, one for the horror books and one for the other titles EC published and I also did special spotlight posts for Jack Davis and a black and white post with the complete original artwork of the story And All Throughout The House by Johnny Craig from THE VAULT OF HORROR 35.

I didn´t write any EC Comics posts in 2019 but in 2020 I wrote a post in honor of the late William Gaines with stories by Johnny Craig, Graham " Ghastly " Ingels and Joe Orlando - who got a spotlight post - as well as one in tribute to the late Bernie Krigstein and two about Johnny Craig . And last but not least last March we had the obligatory William Gaines tribute .

Besides publishing the best comic in the genre of horror, science fiction, war, crime fiction and many others ( which every comic book fan or comic book creator worth his salt needs to read to understand what you can do within the medium of comic books ) he also created a whole new genre with the creation of Mad magazine when his competitors, censorship and the Comics Code Authority forced him to cancel his most successful titles.

Coming back to the topic of heroes with technological enhancements we have one of my favorite cartoon shows of all times, Bionic Six which is part Fantastic Four, part Partridge Family, part Six Million Dollar Man / Woman.

Sadly there are no full episodes of Bionic Six on YouTube but I found something even better : an episode of the classic Tom & Jerry show.

For Today´s music video I´m going with the OG John Williams theme. I don´t know about you but just hearing it makes me want to reach for some quintessential Superman comicbooks and give them another read.

Besides most of my comicbook collection I didn´t have to let go of a lot of books by Astrid Lindgren. Not because I haven´t read a lot of her books but because I read most of them via the local library and bought only her recent ones. Which is my life hack of Today : check out your local library.

We are closing things out with one of the many adaptions of Astrid´s books. Astrid had a lot of opposition because she promoted the idea of educating children without violence. Which may sound like not such an outlandish concept for Today´s generation but keep in mind that the practice of corporal punishment was still the norm when I went to school.

New to the blog ? Everything you need to know about TALES FROM THE KRYPTONIAN : top ten posts / more posts of interest / best of the best

How the world of Tomorrow looks like depends in great part on the power of imagination of those that are learning to read right now.

A DD Donnerstag with Hugh Hefner - part 4

As promised in the third part of our homage to Hugh Hefner here is the next babefest and I have given up covering more than just two months.

We are off to a bombastic start on July the 1st with 36E - 22 - 35 ( measurements are subject to change ) sex icon of the decade Pamela Anderson and I´m not exaggerating here since she was the predominant blonde bimbo sexbomb of the 90s. All men wanted to have sex with her, all women wanted to look like her and all casting directors wanted to have her in their projects ( Steven Seagal even tried to put her body to the test on the casting couch but we will take an in - depth look at her claim that Steven Seagal used BAYWATCH cast member Erika Eleniak like a cheap blow up sex doll in Tomorrow´s MOVIE RUMMAGE TABLE special )  or at least the next Pamela Anderson or at least a Pamela Anderson - lookalike.

Pam is always portrayed as a dumb blonde but she and Debbe Dunning had the same starting conditions. Which were a certain degree of fame due to exposure on shows like Baywatch and Home Improvement and a body that could cause the number of sold copies of men´s magazines to skyrocket .

Still somehow Pamela has managed to make a successful career out of it while Debbe´s artistic highlight is Jessica Rabbit in Misery Brothers.

The most famous of a veritable plethora of incredibly hot women that went through the revolving casting doors of BAYWATCH is without any doubt Pamela Anderson and it is beyond belief that so far I have only mentioned her in the first ever Casting the Justice League of America movie post where I naturally cast her as Power Girl ( a role she was born to play ). Because Pam An was not only the very first candidate in my hugely popular SEARCH FOR POWER GIRL series over at my old boob - centric blog.

No, she also is on my TOP TEN MOVIE STRIPTEASE list thanks to her boner inducing wet & wild opening scene from the movie adaption of Dark Horse Comics BARB WIRE. Most of this was cut off in the german version which is one of the reason why the movie flopped so much in movie theaters while the video cassette of the original US version became such a huge success.

David Hasselhoff is my hero for putting hot babes like nubian sex goddess Traci Banghim on prime time television even though he never took them up on various casting couch sex offers ( at least that´s what he says ).

Well, if that´s true he was probably the only one who didn´t get any as buxom blonde Pamela Anderson paints a different picture of the set of Baywatch in an article from 2003 . Pam admitted having steamy sex liaisons with all of her hunky lifeguard co - stars and often enjoyed some SEXtra - curricular activities with her cast mates in their trailers." I dicktamed all male cast members at least once. Heck, with the ultimate porn star body I had back then I could have any man I wanted and I used my fellow co - star David Chokachi like a breeding stallion. I vented all my nymphomanic deepthroat urges on him and literally turned him into a sex freak. Just ask Carmen Elektra, whom he used as his personal blow up sex doll during her short tenure on BAYWATCH. But everybody was having sex behind the trailers, in the trailers, around the trailers. " Colleague Geena Lee Nolin adds the cast's motto was " If the trailer's rocking, don't come knocking. "

And for more on such baywatchable babes like Erika Eleniak ( who is of course most famous for her incredibly steamy striptease in UNDER SIEGE ), Krista Allen ( best remembered for getting her freak on as french blow up sex doll EMANUELLE in 8 made for tv movies ) or natural born go go dancer Carmen Elektra check out my latest BAYWATCH SPIN - OFF POSTS.

On July the 2nd of 1986 we have luscious Lindsay Lohan and the height of her racktastic development every man, teenager, prepubescent boy or horny shut - in used her 36D - 24 - 35 measurements as jerk - off material / viagra substitute dreaming about putting her booming teenage body to the test. She was every male´s wet fantasy and there was a website that had a countdown to her eighteenth birthday when it would be finally legal to have wild marathon squirt orgies with blow up sex doll Lindsay Lohan.

I envisioned Lindsay Lohan as the regular Supergirl and she even got her very own JLA CASTING post which not many cult sirens have. Of course I would take her from her best time when her big boobs were so out of control Disney had to shrink them down digitally in Herbie Fully Loaded.

We skip almost two weeks and make our way to Germany on July the 14th with dicktamer Daniela Haak, who went full frontal with Judith Hildebrant - fellow member of the famous 90s eurodance project Mister President - and bared everything within the pages of the german PLAYBOY magazine.

To give you an idea of how popular they were in Germany at that time : not only were they inside in a raunchy nude pictorial, they also graced the cover of the June issue in 1998 which was the first time that somebody else than the Playmate Of The Year was pictured on a June cover. Ever.

They had hits like I´ll Follow The Sun , Up´n Away or Coco Jambo and had one gold album, one platinum album and one that went gold and double platinum, two gold singles and one that won silver, triple gold and double platinum. Now as with most eurodance acts a big part of their success was the way they dressed which included a lot of wonder bras ( which had their high point in the 90s ) and not much more clothing as they showed in their sexually charged live performances or on the talk show circuit like during their famous appearance on the Harald Schmidt Show back in 1998 .

Staying with singing sexbombs on July the 15th 1963 we have 80s sex symbol extraordinaire 41E ( !!! ) - 23 - 37 Brigitte Nielsen and I mentioned her in the first post about italian pop sensation Sabrina Salerno and in my MOVIE RUMMAGE TABLE WITH EDDIE MURPHY SPECIAL post . She was one of the busty centerfolds who tried to turn her notoriety into vinyl gold.

So she wanted to cash in on that popularity and tried her luck together with Falco from Vienna best known for his worldwide number 1 single ROCK ME AMADEUS. They sang BODY NEXT TO BODY although Brigitte Nielsen´s real contribution to the video clip was shaking her enormous moneymakers in a little black shirt that was barely bigger than a napkin.

I remember staying up late at night way beyond my bedtime to secretly tape the video because they didn´t show it on tv before midnight.



On July the 17th we have another quintessential 90s playmate with 34D - 25 - 35 Liv Tyler lookalike PLAYBOY´s Miss November 1998 Tiffany Taylor.

On July the 18th we have one of the hottest blondes ever featured within the pages of PLAYBOY : 36C - 25 - 35 Audrey Landers. And since she is always mentioned in the same breath as her even sexier sister - not twin - Judy I will write about both in this part and skip it on Judy´s birthday.

WHEN IN ROME DO AS ROMANS or ANDERE LANDERS, ANDERE TITTEN  

Audrey is best known as Afton Cooper on Dallas which featured just a plethora of babes like Stacy Sanchez, Michelle Johnson, Priscilla Presley, Coleen Camp, Charlene Tilton, Deborah Shelton, Morgan Fairchild, Barbara Carrera, Tracy Scoggins, Claudia Christian, Lesley Anne - Down, Victoria Principal or Janine Turner . Still Audrey who together with her sister Judy Landers was one of the hottest commodities of that time stood one cut above the rest and they surely knew how to squeeze their big talents the right way. They could have made a real fortune working the stripper pole.

Before the Hilton sisters, Mother Nature blessed us with the stunning Landers sisters, and if you were a teen in the 1980s, the only crack you were on was the roughly twelve inches of cleavage shared between Judy Landers and her sister Audrey. They helped keep the boob in " boob tube " for over a decade, with appearances on nearly every hit tv show requiring a dyed - in - the - scalp blonde with the breast - busting bikini to match.

WHEN IN ROME DO AS ROMANS II : AUDREY LANDERS, JUDY`S TITTEN

The 80s gave us a lot of the Landers sisters, mostly on the small screen, where they were often fashioned in as little clothing as possible and even less dialogue. It's hard to imagine though, or it's hard when you imagine, just how famous older sister Audrey Landers became playing the perennial bubbly blonde for our perpetually perky peckers. The sexbombs dazzled us with their own brand of twin magic long before the Bellas arrived on the scene and I must confess I prefer their version of it since here we got two sexbombs for the price of one while Bree is just a poor version of Nikki since she got her boobs inflated to pornstarsize. But back to the Landers.

Both of these blow up sex dolls would have been perfect in a Little Annie Fanny movie since with their perfectly shaped breasts, butts that won´t quit, legs almost up to their chins plus their lean and fit tireless bodies they were born for porn and back in the 80s they were the hottest blonde double d combo everybody fantasized about as two thirds of a sandwich.

AUDREY AND JUDY : BORN FOR PORN ? A PLAYBOY SHOOTING BACKFIRES

In real life neither of them were but they clearly were unaware of the general public´s perception of them as the ultimate sex symbols. Proof of that is the fact that they did a very tasteful but non - nude ( and non - paying, so thanks for that ) PLAYBOY pictorial for publicity reasons only.

They thought it would help the direction of their career and that the roles they would be offered would change from cheerleaders to more mature roles. Of course the incredibly sexy pictures had just the opposite effect since a lot of people had not actually seen the pictorial and just assumed they had done nudity and so all of the roles they were offered had nudity.

Like I said, for two such incredible sexbombs it´s astounding that they managed to live a life without sex scandals and they are both married and have two kids, Audrey has twin sons and Judy has two daughters. There have been a few attempts to do a reality show with the sisters but their everyday life turned out to be too boring for the networks and since they refused to spice it up to get more viewers nothing ever came out of it.

There was more about the Landers sisters in a recent post but because that part got longer and longer I gave them their own cult siren entry .



Who really did have a nude pictorial in PLAYBOY is 34D - 24 - 34 bikini busting beachbody Charisma Carpenter, our candidate on July the 23rd.

Cult tv bikini sexbomb Charisma Carpenter is best known as Cordelia Chase on Buffy and the spin off Angel although Today´s kids may better know her from her recurring role on Veronica Mars which means they missed a lot of scorching bikini scenes with Charisma´s huge 34D beach balls.

One of these days I´ll have to get the first season of Veronica Mars to find out how it all started since I came in at the tailend of that season - as usual. Besides Veronica Mars Charisma Carpenter was also in episode 11 of season 5 of Burn Notice where she showed she still can deliver the goods.

In Germany only the first three seasons of Burn Notice have come out on DVD and right now I´m halfway through season 2. I´m not sure if I should wait any longer to see if they will do the rest someday or just get them through imports. Now that I´m invested I want to know how it plays out and there is even a spin off with Bruce Campbell´s character Sam. In any case Charisma´s funbags alone are worth the price of admission. Daimn !

Speaking of babes born to wear bikinis - if anything at all - on July the 24th we have wrestling sexbomb Torrie Wilson who posed twice for PLAYBOY thanks to her 36D - 25 - 36 measurements. So far she hasn´t gotten her own cult siren entry and has only been mentioned because it´s common knowledge that Billy Kidman drilled Torrie whenever he could while the rest of the Filthy Animals really lived up to the name by taking turns banging Torrie Wilson´s pornstar body into submission when they were on tour. Which was on three hundred ( that´s right, 300 !!! ) days of the year. Rumor has it Konan was especially eager at dicktaming Torrie.

The line between manager, valet and sex slave has always been blurry in wrestling and it is a well known fact that Arne Anderson used Tylene Buck as his personal blow up sex doll because he claimed he could help her with her career and other members of the NWO - no pun intended - like Scott Hall frequently used all the valets for shall we say recreational purposes.

Later on the degenerates from Misfits In Action subjected Tylene to all night sex position warfare and she really served under canadian Lance Storm who together with the other members of Team Canada tag teamed relentlessly pumping the busty blonde until she became a willing member.

Another great television moment in wrestling history had to do with the consequences of a fight in which Golddust lost Terri Runnels to Flying Brian Pillman and all the wrestling fans wishes came true when he made her wear a skimpy leather porn outfit. I don´t know if he really used Terri like a fillipino prostitute in his hotel room to vent his uncontrollable sexual stamina and nobody´s talking about it so we can get no real confirmation.

Besides participating in the usual badly shot WWE Diva videos like Divas in Hedonism , Divas Tropical Pleasure or Postcards from the Carribean ( the only WWE Diva video I can really recommend is Divas Undressed because the main part is a competition and therefore they could not screw this up ) another of Terri´s greatest moments in wrestling history was when she competed in the Miss Rumble Contest during the Royal Rumble in 2000.



Not only did she wear a suit that left little to the imagination - her entire backside was practically naked - she also knew what the audience wanted and leaned wide over the top rope to the point where she almost fell off.

I also have to give props to nubian sex goddess Jaqueline who seldom got as much play as she deserved for being an afro american wrestler with huge melons. Her swimsuit barely covered anything and her giant 38E milkshakes were in full effect. Of course the WWE had to ruin the end - like they do in most bikini, swimsuit, wet t - shirt or other Diva contests that could arouse their audience - by bringing on some old wrestling fossils. I don´t know why they have to be so giant erection stoppers.

Thankfully nothing like that happened with our next candidate as we encounter 36D - 25 - 35 Monique Sluyter on July the 27th, best known as one of the hosts of TUTTI FRUTTI and I just love wikipedia because I have never heard it be described anywhere else as a soft - porn tits - out show but I guess it kind of was . One of the main attractions was of course brabuster Monique Sluyter who not only had no problem taking off her clothes on tv she also often disrobed for various gentleman magazines.

Regular readers of this blog already know that I cast her as Fire a.k.a. Beatriz da Costa in the Andy Sidaris Special of my popular Casting the Justice League of America movie series and I also kept mentioning her in all kind of posts like the annual re - posts about italian mega soccer MILF Simona Ventura until I decided to give Monique and the Tutti Frutti girls their own post which I re - posted in 2016 in a new and better version.

 
But the blow up sex doll from the Netherlands was not only in PLAYBOY multiple times she also was a big factor in my obsession on blondes with giant breast like Power Girl with her impersonation of Marilyn Monroe .

And I just wrote a spin - off post with all the usual links to Janet Jones Gretzky and real live Power Girl Leslie Easterbrook who had the most famous scene in Police Academy 4 - Citizens on Patrol in which she emerges from a pool in a wet t - shirt. And while the obligatory Andy Sidaris actresses / playmates / sexbombs like Roberta Vasquez , Ava Cadell , brunette Cynthia Brimhall, Dona Speir , Julie Strain , Shae Marks , Julie K. Smith and Samantha Phillips are mentioned the main part is about blonde brabuster Monique Sluyter and the obligatory plethora of Tutti Frutti girls .

Now usually I just include a short part with them in the posts but this time I did a somewhat longer version so I could include all the new download links I found while writing this post. I just recently included a whole slew of new ones but those are just for compilation and mixes while these new ones are not only for entire episodes - which are always ultra rare - but for german episodes which are even rarer . Some of them even include my favorite Tutti Frutti girl ( whom you can see just below ).

Starting the month of August we have two birthdays on the 6th of the month, the first one in the year 1963 with 36D - 24 - 36 Playmate of the Month in January 1988 and Playmate of the Year 1989 Kimberly Conrad who is best known as the second wife of Hugh Hefner which strangely sounds like either a very bad horror flick or an truly excellent erotic movie.

Speaking of erotic movies, the second candidate from August the 6th is from the year 1968 - or 1964 the internet is not clear on that one - and it´s none other than Showgirl´s brunette sexbomb, 35C - 24 - 33  Lisa Boyle.

Yep, Lisa Boyle was in Showgirls and you probably didn´t know she also appeared in Bad Boys, Face / Off, Lost Highway or The Nutty Professor either. Because she´s best known for her pictures in PLAYBOY and the over 25 Playboy magazine Special Editions where she was often paired with Patricia Ford, her roles in such erotic classics like Friend Of The Family, Midnight Tease, Dreammaster - The Erotic Invader and I Like To Play Games Too or her recurring role on cult sitcom Married With Children.

She played Fawn, one of Kelly´s bosom buddies - with a huge emphasis on the bosom part - and constantly outshone Christina Applegate like in this scene from the episode Spring Break - Part 1 from season 10 where she really pushed her 35Cs so tightly together in her tiny red bikini top when she´s leaning forward that I totally forgot that Christina was in the shot.

On August the 10th we have another tv vixen with 36B - 25 - 38 Claudia Christian. I haven´t written a cult siren post yet but she earned her spot in my aforementioned TOP TEN MOVIE STRIPTEASE list for The Hidden.

The film is still shown on tv mostly because of the raunchy striptease by Claudia Christian who is best known from another sci fi show, Babylon 5 by comic writer J. Michael Strazynski where she plays hot Commander Susan Ivanova. Although I doubt Claudia wore anything as skimpy as this on it.

In the movie bi - sexual Claudia Christian plays a stripper ( a role for which Claudia was born ) who gets taken over by a sex addicted alien parasite and the first thing the alien does with the stripper´s pornstar body is literally fuck a guy to death. Which apparently she tried to re - enact with Kyle MacLachlan for a few weeks in a nearby no - tell motel where she used her relentless body to pump his giant boner dry in many positions.

Closing out the month of August - and this part of my Hugh Hefner tribute - on the 12th we have 32C - 23 - 34 bikini / swimsuit model extraordinaire Linda O´Neal whom I cast as Zatanna in the part of my CASTING THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA MOVIE series that also includes Tylene Buck and most of the other hot swimsuit models / wrestling babes from the second part of this year´s Tylene Buck birthday tribute that´s all about the IRONMAN swimsuit videos ( Tylene Buck is on volumes 3 , 4 and 5 ).

Finally I can post the episode of Unhappily Ever After with Linda O´Neil.



Since I mentioned his series Little Annie Fanny - which was published in PLAYBOY - in this post here is another video about Harvey Kurtzman.



Another video that I wanted to post as soon as possible is what may be Torrie Wilson´s breast moment in wrestling history. Breast referee EVER.



For all my german readers who may only know the version that is in the german version of the movie here is Pamela anderson´s uncut opening striptease scene from Barb Wire. Which is another of these comicbook movie adaptions that often is forgotten because it´s an indie comic.



Speaking of striptease, Pamela Anderson and forgotten things how many out there remember Stan Lee´s short lived cartoon series Striperella ?



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