I am of course talking about the famous cover for JUSTICE LEAGUE issue 1 which became iconic and was homaged - or copied depending how you see this - by various artists. So it should not surprise anybody that I found more than enough covers for this topic so there may be a follow up post. For this one though I went with the best ones and also those done by Kevin Maguire who varied the theme on more than enough following covers. I mean, if you have a good thing why not stick with it ? As always tips where I can find more of these homage covers are greatly appreciated and I hope I have included some which my readers haven´t seen before.
Originally I didn´t want to include any birthdays but the post looked so boring that I changed my mind. The reason why I initially wanted to forego the whole schtick was I already covered the birthdays in previous post.
But I am making two exceptions because I just have to mention italian sexbomb Monica Mega MILF Bellucci who celebrates her 54th anniversary.
I put her in the finale of the Hollywood Edition of Casting The JLA Movie series as Wonder Woman but now I´m tending more towards Big Barda.
In the original FOURTH WORLD comics by Jack Kirby - and this definitely changed in the NEW 52 - Big Barda was built like a brick shithouse with the personality of a lady trucker, the muscles of a female bodybuilder, the hot measurements of a playmate of the year and the cupsize of a porn star.
She got that from her mother Big Breeda, the fiercest female warrior on Apokolips who - nomen est omen - was therefore selected by Darkseid himself to breed the next race of warriors. I don´t know if it was because she spurned his advances or if he just thought she would produce the best offspring but it is implied that they used her like a blow up sex doll !
All for the next generation of Akopolips´ finest of course. Now with Big Barda the melons didn´t fall far from the tree and when she began to develop, especially in certain parts of her anatomy that had to do with procreation Darkseid decided to let her follow in her mother´s footsteps and - like mother like daughter - personally introduce Big Barda to the breeding pens to continue the family tradition. So as soon as she got wind of Darkseid´s perverted plans for her Big Barda decided to ditch Apokolips and hitched the next ride to Earth. According to Big Barda she managed to do that before Darkseid had a chance to break her in but maybe she was so eager to join Mister Miracle because she had tasted the Darkseed.
For more on DC´s creepy sex stories with Big Barda - like the time when Superman starred in a porn mocvie with her and then claimed he could not remember a thing - check out BIG BARDA : DEATH, LIES AND VIDEOTAPES .
Like I said, originally I casted Maria Grazia Cucinotta as Big Barda but keeping in mind her history I may cast her as Big Breeda. Not only to get Maria to do nude scenes that way but also because then I could cast italian 37C sexbomb Monica Bellucci as Big Barda and give the role of Wonder Woman to british 90s porn superstar Sarah Louise Young .
The second birthday I decided to include is a new one but it´s a doozy. When I tell you that Al Leong turns 66 you probably don´t know whom I´m talking about. But if you see Leong you will instantly recognize him.
The asian american actor / stuntman who picked up a cult fan following based around his numerous appearances in high voltage action flicks from the mid 1980s onwards nearly always turns up as a bad guy with his lean muscled physique, incredible agility, amazing martial arts skills, wispy black hair, and Fu - Manchu style mustache. He appeared in a plethora of classic cult tv series like Heart To Heart, Knight Rider, Magnum P. I. , Simon & Simon, Riptide, Airwolf, T. J. Hooker, A - Team, MacGyver - but most importantly - The Fall Guy, in the episodes Sandcastles ( season 4 episode 8 ) and Trial by Fire ( season 5 episode 12 ). Now longtime readers know that I have to use every chance to mention that show and Markie Post.
But The Fall Guy didn´t just have 80s Power Girl Markie Post they also put blonde bombshell Heather Thomas in the show right from the beginning.
She played stunt body double ( and what a body it was ) Jody and her job was to keep the male viewers hooked by providing eye candy. She was in all episodes except for an episode in the first season. Yes, fan service is not as new as some people might want you to think and Heather Thomas mainly got the part because of her absolutely amazing bikini figure. OMG !
It took a few episodes before she could strut her stuff but once the tv guys got a taste of Heather it happened more often and the famous blue bikini scene was quickly added to the new intro of the second season.
For generations of adolescent young boys the only highlight of the week was the short moment when Heather appeared in her famous blue bikini.
Like most growing teenagers I watched that show religiously but the biggest part of its appeal for me were sexbombs like Heather Thomas and Markie Post who didn´t appear as often in a bikini as I would have liked.
Well, Heather Thomas did since that was her main purpose on the show but Markie Post´s appearances in bikinis on The Fall Guy were very few.
Markie Post played bail bonds contractor Terri Michaels ( who replaced previous bail bonds contractor Samantha Jack played by Jo Ann Pflug ) beginning with Season 2 and at the beginning she played a minor role.
One of the producers must have realized what a waste it is to have somebody like Markie on the cast without letting her " show off what her Mama gave her " like they say Today and the rest is 80s tv history. Markie Post got more involved in the stories where she stole the scene from Heather Thomas as soon as she donned a bikini ( mainly in Season 3 ).
Coming back to Heather Thomas, thanks to her absolutely stunning 37 ( ! ) - 23 - 32 measurements and the exposure in The Fall Guy she became a famous pin up model with posters in every hormone driven boy's bedroom.
She even managed to replace Raquel Welch on the number one spot !
80s Power Girl Markie Post is probably the best known cult siren on the blog because not only have I done many re - posts of her original post .
I also keep mentioning her in other posts and her original post is in the Top Ten Posts widget that appears on every post. Since I have done so many different versions it is not so tragic that I did not do a re - post last year even though I did the last version of her cult siren entry in 2016 .
Because of his martial art skills Al Leong was a natural fit for such shows like Kung Fu : The Legend Continues, Raven and let´s include Renegade.
Speaking of Renegade the only reason to watch that was Lorenzo´s wife Kathleen Kinmont who could have made a fortune as a famous stripper.
But Al Leong not only was a welcome addition to tv shows he also had a part in a slew of famous movies from Lethal Weapon, Lethal Weapon 4 or Action Jackson, Last Action Hero and Black Rain to Die Hard, They Live, Bill & Ted´s Most Excellent Adventure, Hot Shots ! Part Deux, Beverly Hills Cop III and The Shadow. But besides action stars like Mel Gibson, Bruce Willis or Arnold Schwarzenegger he also co starred with a lot of babes like in Double Dragon where Alyssa Milano´s body was booming and she put her firm teenage butt cheeks on display in a pair of cut off jeans.
Sexbomb Alyssa Milano ( who got two entries on this blog, the main post and the bonus round with her best episodes on Charmed ) is of course best known as the most charming, sexiest and all around greatest of all the Halliwell witches, Phoebe Halliwell on the cult tv show Charmed.
Alyssa was the main reason why guys watched the show, it was all to see her girating her hips as a sultry belly dancer or an almost naked mermaid.
Before she starred in Charmed Alyssa appeared in an episode of Outer Limits where she didn´t leave much to the imagination thanks to the lower restrictions of the Sci Fi channel. She was well on her way to become a sexsymbol but of course we wanted to see more of her. And male viewers got their wish when Alyssa got her freak on in Embrace of the Vampire where she did her breast performance going full frontal. I did a re - post of Alyssa Milano´s cult siren entry on her birthday in 2016.
Continuing with Al Leong´s movies he was in The Replacement Killers, Roland Emmerich´s Godzilla ( which I liked ) and not one but two movies by the master of combining action and big boobs, Andy Sidaris. In fact you could say that he is one of the O. G. Andy Sidaris actors since those two movies are among the earliest ones : Savage Beach and Hard Hunted.
Andy was probably THE BEST director of action movies for adults. And his cast read like a WHOS´S WHO of playmates : Roberta Vasquez , Ava Cadell , brunette Cynthia Brimhall, Dona Speir , Pandora Peaks, Julie Strain , Shae Marks, Samantha Phillips and Julie K. Smith to name just a few of them.
For those who haven´t read any of my previous Andy Sidaris posts besides those I already mentioned there is the Ava Cadell solo post , the Dona Speir post ( with reposts in 2017 and this year ) and a Sybil Danning post .
Longtime readers may be already tired of this but it seems that nowadays I can´t write a new post without mentioning hot sexbomb Becky Mullen .
Besides appearing as Sally, the farmer´s daughter on the first season of GORGEOUS LADIES OF WRESTLING and various guest appearances on every major tv show ( of which her most memorable is an episode of Married with Children opposite Pamela Anderson - see GIF above ) Becky starred in various erotic midnight movies including SINFUL INTRIGUE. With all that said german audiences know her best from taking her clothes off on TUTTI FRUTTI . Her biggest contribution to american culture however is HARD HUNTED and there are two other actresses from Andy Sidaris movies who appeared on TUTTI FRUTTI, XXL - boobed Sandra Wild and Carolyn Liu.
Becky Mullen´s post is a spin - off that used to be in one post with Janet Jones Gretzky , best known for appearing in a white swimsuit in Police Academy 5 - Assignment Miami Beach and real life Power Girl Leslie Easterbrook who had the most famous scene in Police Academy 4 - Citizens on Patrol in which she emerges from a pool in a wet t - shirt .
The post also included 80s cult siren Monique Sluyter and the Tutti Frutti girls but that part got too long and I had to give it a post of its own which I re - posted in 2016 in a new and better version . She was a candidate from my JLA movie casting series - as Fire a.k.a. Beatriz da Costa in the Andy Sidaris Special - and before getting her solo post she was regularly in all the annual re - posts of italian mega soccer MILF Simona Ventura . But the living blow up sex doll from the Netherlands was not only in PLAYBOY multiple times she also was a big factor in my obsession on blondes with giant breast like Power Girl with her impersonation of Marilyn Monroe .
When I started to read american comics the DC universe was brand new thanks to the Crisis on Infinite Earths fallout and I grabbed all the series I didn´t know which included the two fisted combo of Justice League by Keith Giffen, J. M. DeMatteis and Kevin Maguire and Justice League Europe also by Giffen and Matteis, art by Bart Sears and inks by Pablo Marcos whom I knew from his work on Defenders. I don´t know if it was fate but the very first issue of Justice League Europe I got was issue 4 in which Power Girl, Flash and Animal Man share a hotel room as they go to Bialya on an undercover mission. I re - read the issue a few times and I always wondered if these more human - and more horny in the case of Flash - heroes didn´t spend the dull waiting time in a more adult way.
For me Bart Sear´s version is still the definite version of Power Girl and now that DC is back - paddling with their Rebirth initiative and restoring many things I am of course curious to find out what that means for Power Girl. As far as I know she has not yet appeared in the all new DC universe continuity so there might be a return to her former glory in store for her.
Speaking about the best Power Girl of all times in Justice League Europe, in 2016 I finally managed to do another post about Darick Robertson in which I mentioned the BREAKDOWNS storyline that introduced Power Girl´s famous coconut bra costume. And Ijust want to say that I still have not given up on a Yaya Han Power Girl coconut bra cosplay ( with the tiniest coconut shells you can find although compared to her huge 40D oppai all coconut shells probably look small no matter how big they are ) as she has already shown that she does a terrific Power Girl cosplay and she certainly has no problem filling out the magical cleavage window.
So far I had written five posts on Yaya - two of them are pretty safe but the other three are absolutely not safe for work - and I keep mentioning her on various JLA casting posts and any other posts involving asian sexbombs like Kiana Tom, Ava Cadell, Akira Lane, Miko Lee, Gail Kim or Minka and I swear the completely NSFW BIG YAYA HAN POST is still in the pipeline. In the meantime I have made two new posts about Yaya which showcases a part of her anatomy that I have ignored too often - her legs.
One reason why Miko Lee kept popping up in the posts about Yaya Han is that I needed a body double for Yaya´s explicit nude scenes I had in mind.
Which is not ideal since Yaya Han has a 40D bust and Miko Lee is nowhere near in that league. Thankfully it looks like hasian talk show host Jeannie Mai is auditioning for the part and while she also is a bit smaller than Yaya in the chest area she does have an impressive skill set. I am convinced.
This hot sexbomb is of vietnamese descend and even though she is " only " a 37C and not a 40D like Yaya Han I think she could be a body double for explicit sex scenes. At least it would be fun to put her body to the test.
Speaking of which, since it has been too long since our last Jeannie Mai video here is a new one with the cast of The Real dressing up and asian blow up sex doll Jeannie squeezed her big oppai into a tight harem girl outfit which gets me in the mood to spend some arabian nights with her.
Mai oh Mai, she could keep me awake for more than one thousand and one nights but she would not be telling any stories since Jeannie would be too busy giving my magic lamp ( which not only grants more than three wishes but also grows to enormous size if you rub it the right way ) a spit shine with her asian lubrication before applying the wax with her huge massage balls. For the finish she insists on french polishing it as she is a pro in the use of asian lapping materials. Plus Jeannie is too classy to talk with a full mouth and it would be difficult to tell a story while getting her brains f - worded out and screaming with pleasure at the top of her lungs.
Now way back in July I wrote another post on Yaya Han that did not go as planned. My idea was a Best Of post where I would put all the stuff I have written about Yaya Han but there is so much material about her on this blog that it can´t possibly fit in one post. So instead I will have to put it on the blog in sizeable chunks which will be sorted according to various prime sexual male phantasies and the first topic was the sexy night nurse.
I mean she already did a sexy doctor / nurse cosplay with her Super Sonico costume and not only does that girl know how to fill out that uniform. On top of Yaya Han looking like she could star in a Russ Meyer movie Super Sonico even sounds like a name from a Russ Meyer movie, especially SuperVixens where every woman had the word super in her name.
If you expected another hot video with Yaya Han I have to disappoint you. There aren´t any new good videos with her and if you haven´t cum by now - especially after Jeannie Mai´s little video - you have to wait until the next post or go back to the post about Erika Eleniak. Going back to Al Leong after this cleavage cavalcade is kind of hard - pun intended - and we are returning to the subject of horror anthology movies. He was in the Twilight Zone movie and the resulting tv series and if you haven´t seen many horror anthologies here are some special pointers where to start.
With the unproportional large part about hot sexbombs - who also can have some unproportional large body parts - you could almost forget this is a comic blog. So to remind my readers here is a video with the best moments of the Justice League of America - from the comic books.
We already had the best Power Girl from the Justice League comic books and the best moments from the Justice League comic books so we are going for the hattrick with the best Justice League cartoon. Which is the one by Bruce Timm. With so many exceptionally good episodes it is hard to single out a particular one but luckily I found these videos a while ago.
This was a two parter - and it is not so much an adaption as it is more of a new interpretation of one of the most beloved Superman stories of all time : Captive Of The Red Sun ! from Action Comics 300. With the way DC Comics has lost any connection to what makes their super heroes great it is mind blowing how this show manages to boil each character down to his core and even finds a way to redeem somebody as evil as Vandal Savage.
At this point everybody should know how Airwolf the Justice League cartoon is so I want to include a recommendation. And since the animated films of the Justice League are subpar I am pimping what might not only be the best animated Batman movie but the best Batman movie period.
Which is my litte segueway to the work of Norm Breyfogle. I am not good at writing about creators who passed away ( I still can´t bring myself to write the posts for Herb Trimpe and Bernie Wrightson ) especially if their work has had a big impact on my life but there will be a post on Norm soon. I still have another video lined up for that and until then check out the post I wrote about him last year or any of my previous tribute posts .
It doesn´t have anything to do with the Justice League since Starman was a member of the Justice Society of America but I don´t like to end on a sour note and this is a show I always enjoyed. Maybe a big part of that is nostalgia as I first saw this in Spain but ever since this role is the one I associate with Robert Hays and it has one of my favorite theme songs.
Speaking about songs here is a special treat - especially for my german readers - a rare find. There are only two episodes of Yxilon Show - Die Show mit Ix und Ypsilon on YouTube which was one of the best kids shows on german tv. It was mostly for kids but the humor was something adults could enjoy and after watching the first three minutes I was once again laughing hysterically. Sometimes things are as good as we remember them.
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