Mightiest Heroes Monday with Roger Stern !

I am still bummed out after the grueling ComicCon Munich days so I am just doing a quick more art - centric post for Roger Stern´s 68th birthday.

This is a follow up post on the one I wrote last year and since I already discussed the storyline ASSAULT ON OLYMPUS there I won´t repeat it - which is the reason why I hope this post can be done quick. Another reason why I always wanted to do a second post on this story was that as usual I found a lot of good original art pages right AFTER I finished writing the post ( isn´t that always the case ? ). So I think that this is all new art and if you haven´t already gotten the issues check out this adventure of Earth´s Mightiest Heroes. It´s one of the best stories by Roger Stern on AVENGERS only surpassed by UNDER SIEGE and you can´t beat John Buscema´s art especially when he gets a chance to draw the greek gods.

I don´t like to head straight into the post addendum from the pictures so I want to say a few things about Comic Con Munich 2018. First off I want to thank everyone who came by our table, especially those who not only looked through my new comic book but actually bought a copy. When you work on a book you are so focused that you can´t see anything else and in fact I realized that I could only sell it to adults when I showed it to a guy at the local ice cream parlor. Likewise you never know if anybody will be interested in your work. But everybody who came by our table or saw the poster seemed to like the comic or thought it was cool or at least left our booth laughing. I also was surprised by how many girls liked the comic and how many bought a copy. I expected this to be something more geared towards the Dads but is seems Moms liked it too. So despite all the efforts of the SJWs there may be hope for the female species yet. Although it could also be that the women only bought a copy to rant about it on the social media. Which also would be good for us because at least it´s free publicity. And we might even sell more copies if word gets around that feminists disapprove of our comic book. Like I said, before this con I was not sure if anybody would buy my comic but it seems that there is a demand for this kind of entertainment that is largely ignored by the rest of german comic publishers. So again, thanks for anybody who dropped by even if our table looked a bit improvised - heck, it looked a lot improvised.

As for those who couldn´t go to the Comic Con Munich but still want to buy a copy we are not available throuh comic shops - yet - but the next stop for the Kerosin Comics Return tour is the Comic Con Berlin on the 20th and 21th of October. I´ll see you there and I hope we will have a table that looks more professional. Issue 2 of my new comic will probably not be finished at that point but I hope we will have some other stuff to peddle to our growing legion of fans like prints, posters, postcards and maybe even t - shirts. And now on to the part you all have been waiting for : comic book trivia, pop culture tidbits and the always popular cult sirens.

Our fun block starts with Oliver Stone who turned 72 on September the 15th. He is best known for his movies about political topics like Born On The Fourth Of July, Nixon, The Day Reagan Was Shot or JFK but he also did more action oriented movies like Natural Born Killers, The Corruptor or Blue Steel with sexbomb Jamilf Lee Curtis - which is the main reason why I wanted to include him. I tried to find a GIF of Jamie Lee Curtis from one of those movies but most I found are from her incredibly hot striptease in True Lies which is not surprising as it´s one of the best in movie history .

I have already done a number of posts on JaMILF Lee Curtis : the original post which mostly contains pictures with links to animated GIFs , one post with all the pictures I could find , a re - posted version with a few GIFs added and the post I did on her in 2016 which has lots of spectacular GIFs.

Also celebrating his 72nd birthday was Tommy Lee Jones who was in JFK and Natural Born Killers - among others like The Fugitive, The Client and my favorite movie with Tommy Lee Jones is Under Siege because it has another hot striptease from my Top Ten Movie Striptease List, this time by Erika Eleniak. Her 49th birthday is on the 29th of this month but since there is nothing I could add at this point I doubt that I will do a re - post so just check out the post I did back in 2016 with more and better GIFs.

It´s back to comic books with September the 16th as both writer Kurt Busiek and artist Mike Mignola turned 58. Today Mike Mignola is of course best known for his creator owned Hellboy who appears in comic books, movies and animated movies and two posts I wrote on the comic series.

But for me the first thing I think about when I hear the name Mike Mignola is not Hellboy. Being a somewhat older comic reader I remember when he worked on mainstream super hero books. The Mike Mignola I discovered when I started to read american comics drew The Incredible Hulk, Alpha Flight or the first series about a gun toting flying space squirrel. Yep, nowadays probably nobody remembers that it was Mike Mignola who helped bring Rocket Racoon to a wider comic reading audience. But I wrote about this in great length in a post on Mike Mignola I did in 2016 .

Because I always like to include some videos for my german readers here is one about Hellboy for all those who only know the red monkey from his movies and are wondering if they should try the original comic version.



Coming to the other comic creator who has an anniversary on September the 16th as coincidences would have it I did a post about Kurt Busiek´s run on AVENGERS with George Perez last year which ties in quite nicely.

One of the sexiest MILFs in Tinseltown Jennifer Tilly celebrated her 60th birthday and although she appeared in classics as Embrace Of The Vampire ( where her performance is overshadowed by Alyssa Milano´s naked breasts ), Liar Liar or Bound I never got to do a proper post on her.

The brunette knocker knockout has slowly but surely built an impressive resume, including an Oscar nomination for her performance in the 1994 Woody Allen period comedy Bullets Over Broadway. Notorious for her squeaky voice which might alienate the squeamish of ear ( while turning on all others ) and her naturally large breasts, she has often displayed deep cleavage in photos as well as in movies. On occasions she is topless in movies, but rarely in full frontal form, though she did do a fully nude scene during the 2001 Broadway revival of the play The Women. Showing a good sense of humor, she parodied herself in Seed of Chucky in 2004.

Now last year I decided only to post one video of Jennifer Tilly which was extremely difficult. Even leaving all the movie clips aside that still leaves her oversexed appearances on Craig Ferguson´s Late Late Show or the episode of The Graham Norton Effect ( was this the program he did before The Graham Norton Show ? ) where she is rocking a huge cleavage.



But in light of the fact that I still have most of the Jennifer Tilly videos I bookmarked last year I am not even trying. Which brings us to the topic of the poker tournaments and to back this up a little Jennifer Tilly playing poker caught me completely by surprise. At that time they had started to show poker games on tv in Germany and to say the truth I just couldn´t stand it. It was on at least two tv stations and one of them showed them every day. And during every commercial break on any tv station you had to endure at least three commercials about playing poker. So naturally I did not watch any of it and when I found out what I missed I was of course devastated and had to turn to the internet to find clips on YouTube.



What really got me was that everybody was really excited about it which is no wonder since it´s not everyday that Jennifer puts her raunchy rack on display like that. Of course when you use such weapons of mass erection playing poker - and Jennifer had no problems distracting her opponents by showing off her gorgeous breasts - it plays with the imagination and there was a lot of sexual innuendo and play of words concerning that. The list goes from " huge pair ", " top pair ", " big flash " to everything else and words like " poker " suddenly sound like " poke her " and " going all in " had another meaning. To break the others concentration Jennifer made sure to bend over quite often even using the old " Oops, I have to pick up my bag. " excuse to give everyone present a good eyeful of her perfect 36C puppies. It´s a wonder ( or a shame ) they didn´t fall out of her dress.

Now for this I am re - posting the best clip of Jennifer Tilly playing poker and using her big pair to distract her opponents EVER !!! You can see by her smile that she´s fully aware that both guys are staring at her boobs.

The guy she tries to beat acts like he doesn´t notice that she is putting her twin torpedoes on display because he knows that once he takes a peek at her massive mounds of pleasure he is done for. But so does Jennifer who uses every dirty trick in the book like leaning forward, changing positions so she is shoving them in his face making sure he can´t help getting a good eyeful or putting her huge puppies on the table where they are better illuminated all the while thinking : " I´ll get you hard yet.

They are both dissimulating and it looks like he´s praying for strength not to look at her and to keep his huge erection from breaking the table. I think this is called the cleavage standoff. In the end Jennifer´s clever tactics win : he has given up all resistance and is drooling all over her.



Today´s celebrity birthdays start with Thailand born fitness, swimsuit and lingerie model Jewel Santini who turned 34. To paraphrase one well known song sung by the aforementioned Marilyn Monroe Jewel is a man´s best friend and she has brought me luck since the last post in which I posted a picture of her went straight into the Top Ten Posts list. I don´t know if that´s solely because of her since that post also featured Mistress of the Dark Elvira ( to whom we will come later in this post ) but why take risks ?

Another hot sexbomb is adult movie star Carolyn Monroe who celebrates her 50th birthday. She was one of the big porn mega stars when I was old enough to rent videocassettes and I always pictured her as Power Girl whenever I watched her movies like Les Menteuses ( The Liars ) which uses the so called " Rashomon effect " in which three versions of the same event are shown. In the movie two old friends - Carolyn Monroe and the equally hot Beatrice Valle - meet and tell each other their latest sexual escapades. The first version is what the woman in turn tells what has happened which is the completely over the top sexed up porn version.

The second version is always what the other woman thinks has happened which is a slightly tamer version of the story. And the final version is the reveal what really happened which mostly involves having no sex at all.

When I started to read american comics the DC universe was brand new thanks to the CRISIS ON INFINITE EARTHS fallout and I grabbed all the series I didn´t know which included the two fisted combo of JUSTICE LEAGUE by Keith Giffen, J. M. DeMatteis and Kevin Maguire and JUSTICE LEAGUE EUROPE also by Giffen and Matteis, art by Bart Sears and inks by Pablo Marcos whom I knew from his work on DEFENDERS. I don´t know if it was fate but the very first issue of JUSTICE LEAGUE EUROPE I got was issue 4 in which Power Girl, Flash and Animal Man share a hotel room as they go to Bialya on an undercover mission. I re - read the issue a few times and I always wondered if these more human - and more horny in the case of Flash - heroes didn´t spend the waiting time in a more adult way.

What can I say ? I was doing my military service in Munich at that time which meant I had a lot of free time on my hands, a room for myself, a vivid imagination and there were practically no women around save those I saw on tv or in comics. So naturally the idea of Animal Man using some kind of pheromones for a threeway with Power Girl piqued my interest.

In the old issues of All - Star Comics artist Wally Wood kept making Power Girl´s breasts bigger and bigger in consecutive issues to see how far he could take it. Or at least that is the urban legend. In regards to Power Girl´s gigantic breast size fact is that the artists after Wally Wood drew her with normal proportions - or what´s considered normal for superheroines.

Until Bart Sears took over the character, buffed her up and returned her signature breast size - at least until the whole NEW 52 fiasko / retcon.

For me Bart Sear´s version is still the definite version of Power Girl and now that DC is back - paddling with their Rebirth initiative and restoring many things I am of course curious to find out what that means for Power Girl. As far as I know she has not yet appeared in the all new DC universe continuity so there might be a return to her former glory in store for her.

Speaking about the best Power Girl of all times in Justice League Europe, in 2016 I finally managed to do another post about Darick Robertson in which I mentioned the BREAKDOWNS storyline that introduced Power Girl´s famous coconut bra costume. And Ijust want to say that I still have not given up on a Yaya Han Power Girl coconut bra cosplay ( with the tiniest coconut shells you can find although compared to her huge 40D oppai all coconut shells probably look small no matter how big they are ) as she has already shown that she does a terrific Power Girl cosplay and she certainly has no problem filling out the magical cleavage window. 

So far I had written five posts on Yaya - two of them are pretty safe but the other three are absolutely not safe for work - and I keep mentioning her on various JLA casting posts and any other posts involving asian sexbombs like Kiana Tom, Ava Cadell, Akira Lane, Miko Lee, Gail Kim or Minka and I swear the completely NSFW BIG YAYA HAN POST is still in the pipeline. In the meantime I have made two new posts about Yaya which showcases a part of her anatomy that I have ignored too often - her legs.

One reason why Miko Lee kept popping up in the posts about Yaya Han is that I needed a body double for Yaya´s more explicit scenes I had in mind.

Which is not ideal since Yaya Han has a 40D bust and Miko Lee is nowhere near in that league. Thankfully it looks like hasian talk show host Jeannie Mai is auditioning for the part and while she also is a bit smaller than Yaya in the chest area she does have an impressive skill set. I am convinced.

This hot sexbomb is of vietnamese descend and even though she is " only " a 37C and not a 40D like Yaya Han I think she could be a body double for explicit scenes. At least it would be fun to put her body to the test.

I know that it´s been a while since I posted the last video with Jeannie Mai but I am trying my best to not make these posts too repetitive. That said there are still a few videos with Jeannie to post so don´t you worry.



Now way back in July I wrote another post on Yaya Han that did not go as planned. My idea was a Best Of post where I would put all the stuff I have written about Yaya Han but there is so much material about her on this blog that it can´t possibly fit in one post. So instead I will have to put it on the blog in sizeable chunks which will be sorted according to various prime sexual male phantasies and the first topic was the sexy night nurse.

I mean she already did a sexy doctor / nurse cosplay with her Super Sonico costume and not only does that girl know how to fill out that uniform. On top of Yaya Han looking like she could star in a Russ Meyer movie Super Sonico even sounds like a name from a Russ Meyer movie, especially SuperVixens where every woman had the word super in her name.

Now as strange coincidences would have it this is usually the part where I explain european game show TUTTI FRUTTI and our next birthday is Tracy Dali who turned 52. You might have seen the big breasted brunette in movies like Back To The Future II or Bikini Summer II with Jessica Hahn, whom I mentioned in a previous post and she also has been in Beverly Hills 90210 and Beverly Hills Bordello - which might be where some of the characters from the cult tv show may end up. In Beach Movie she starred next to playmates Brande Roderick, Victoria Silvstedt and Traci Bingham .

Back to Tracy Dali, while she may be known for her many appearances in such erotic classics like Virtual Girl in America she is best known in Europe for being one of the girls who took off her clothes on TUTTI FRUTTI which brings us back to porn star Carolyn Monroe and the whole Power Girl thing.

I mean it must have been around the same time when I read Bart Sear´s version of Power Girl in the pages of JUSTICE LEAGUE EUROPE and when I saw Monique Sluyter´s Marilyn Monroe impersonation on TUTTI FRUTTI .

I cast Monique Sluyter as Fire a.k.a. Beatriz da Costa in the Andy Sidaris Special and before getting her solo post she was also mentioned in the annual re - posts I made of italian mega soccer MILF Simona Ventura .

Longtime readers may be already tired of this but it seems that nowadays I can´t write a new post without mentioning hot sexbomb Becky Mullen .

Besides appearing as Sally, the farmer´s daughter on the first season of GORGEOUS LADIES OF WRESTLING and various guest appearances on every major tv show ( of which her most memorable is an episode of Married with Children opposite Pamela Anderson - see GIF above ) Becky starred in various erotic midnight movies including SINFUL INTRIGUE. With all that said german audiences know her best from taking her clothes off on TUTTI FRUTTI . Her biggest contribution to american culture however is HARD HUNTED and there are two other actresses from Andy Sidaris movies who appeared on TUTTI FRUTTI, Sandra Wild and Carolyn Liu. I wrote more on this in my special Andy Sidaris edition of Casting the JLA movie post .

Andy was probably THE BEST director of action movies for adults. And his cast read like a WHOS´S WHO of playmates : Roberta Vasquez , Ava Cadell , brunette Cynthia Brimhall, Dona Speir , Pandora Peaks, Julie Strain , Shae Marks, Samantha Phillips and Julie K. Smith to name just a few of them.

  
For those who haven´t read any of my previous Andy Sidaris posts there is the main post where I wrote a bit about one of my unsung heroes , the Casting the Justice League of America movie Andy Sidaris special with a lot of stuff about Dona Speir, Roberta Vazquez, Cynthia Brimhall and the Tutti Frutti girls, the Ava Cadell solo post , the Dona Speir post ( with reposts in 2017 and this year ), the Sybil Danning post and you can find tons of links to other cult sirens like Janet Jones Gretzky and real live Power Girl Leslie Easterbrook whose most famous scene in Police Academy 4 - Citizens On Patrol had her emerging from a pool in a wet t - shirt .

We come to the music video of the post with singer Anastacia who celebrated her 50th birthday. I gave her a post of her own on the old blog but it´s been over seven years that I read or heard anything about her. But then I found this video and - BAM ! - I remembered why I like her.



How do you condense an entire post into a few short sentences ? You don´t. I will just have to keep hoping that I can write an entire post on her. Now when I last wrote about Anastacia she had just gotten a breast reduction because she was diagnosed with breast cancer and I was a bit disappointed that she didn´t get reconstructive surgery to get her old size back. But that was before I had my own surgery and if you don´t know how that works you believe it´s like on tv where Michael Knight has an accident and after the surgery he looks like David Hasselhoff. Anyway, in 2013 Anastacia was diagnosed with breast cancer again and while she is now cancer free she had to undergo a double mastectomy. Let´s just hope that was the last time and Anastacia manages to stay in good health.



Man, what a downer. But that is what happens in the entertainment block, I get to catch up on all the Hollywood news. Also in the Whatever Happened To ? section is Dustin Nguyen, who celebrates his 56th birthday.

He is of course best known for playing Officer Harry Truman Ioki on 21 Jump Street but I totally forgot that he also had a big role as John Loh on the Pamela Anderson vehicle VIP. Man, I used to watch that show almost religiously to get my weekly dose of Baywatch babe Pamela Anderson.

Well it seems like Dustin has managed to keep himself busy with things like doing the voice of Trahn on Phantom 2040. Ioki will also be in The Man With The Iron Fists 2 and I just hope that it´s better than the first part. I was so excited to see it and there was like not one thing that fit with something else. Talk about Do It Yourself gone horribly wrong. Seriously.



From the ultimate blonde beachbody we come to the ultimate horror host - ess ( ? ) with the mostest Cassandra Peterson a.k.a. Elvira who turns 67 and combines two ( or is that three ? ) of my favorite things : horror and big boobs. Although I have already done various Elvira posts I wrote two more in 2016 and strangely enough both of them were comic related which should make half of my readers happy at least. The first one had mostly black and white art while the second one had mostly color pieces. After a very long absence from comic books there is finally a new series out from Dynamite Entertainment but so far I have only just read the first issue.

I still have enough material do do at least one full post but like with Mike Mignola and Kurt Busiek the problem is not a lack of material ( especially in the case of Kurt Busiek I have dozens of original AVENGERS art pages by George Perez ) but a question of finding the time to write another post.



We start our Dearly Departed section with the wonderful Anne Bancroft who was in a lot of movies where I forgot she was in like in G.I.Jane although I may be forgiven for that. I just couldn´t get my eyes off Demi Moore bending over to give you a good eyeful of her giant sweaty boobs.

Man, that woman has a body like you wouldn´t believe ! Okay, you believe it because you´ve seen it ( her spectacular performance in Striptease put her in my own Top Ten Movie Striptease list) but you know what I mean.

Anne Bancroft also appeared in the Mel Brooks spoof Dracula - Dead And Loving It whichs main attraction is sexy bloodsucker Lysette Anthony squeezing her boobs tightly together. Now while that in itself is worth mentioning to have luscious Lysette on the blog again the main reason for that is that she celebrates another birthday towards the end of this month and I hope I can write a bit longer about her when that happens.

Also no longer with us is John Ritter who had his first big break in Three´s Company and played the Dad in Problem Child alongside the late Jack Warden who would have had another birthday Today. John also did some voice acting as Doctor David Wheeler on Batman Beyond and Inspector Gil in the Fish Police cartoon of which I think I saw a few episodes. But I can not really feel sorry for John as he got to work with some serious babes like Suzanne Somers or the aforementioned Jennifer Tilly in Bride Of Chucky. Heck, he even got to work with 80s Power Girl Markie Post twice.

First in the tv movie Tricks Of The Trade where she played a hooker ( a role she was really predestined for with her blow up sex doll body ) and then on a regular basis on the series Hearts Afire. It´s true, Markie didn´t appear in a bikini there like in a few occassions on The Fall Guy but there were enough low cut dresses and deep cleavages to keep your interest.

But The Fall Guy didn´t just have 80s Power Girl Markie Post they also put blonde bombshell Heather Thomas in the show right from the beginning.

She played stunt body double ( and what a body it was ) Jody and her job was to keep the male viewers hooked by providing eye candy. She was in all episodes except for an episode in the first season. Yes, fan service is not as new as some people might want you to think and Heather Thomas mainly got the part because of her absolutely amazing bikini figure. OMG !

It took a few episodes before she could strut her stuff but once the tv guys got a taste of Heather it happened more often and the famous blue bikini scene was quickly added to the new intro of the second season.

For generations of adolescent young boys the only highlight of the week was the short moment when Heather appeared in her famous blue bikini.

Like most growing teenagers I watched that show religiously but the biggest part of its appeal for me were sexbombs like Heather Thomas and Markie Post who didn´t appear as often in a bikini as I would have liked.



Well, Heather Thomas did since that was her main purpose on the show but Markie Post´s appearances in bikinis on The Fall Guy were very few .

Markie Post played bail bonds contractor Terri Michaels ( who replaced previous bail bonds contractor Samantha Jack played by Jo Ann Pflug ) beginning with Season 2 and at the beginning she played a minor role.

One of the producers must have realized what a waste it is to have somebody like Markie on the cast without letting her " show off what her Mama gave her " like they say Today and the rest is 80s tv history. Markie Post got more involved in the stories where she stole the scene from Heather Thomas as soon as she donned a bikini ( mainly in Season 3 ).

Coming back to Heather Thomas, thanks to her absolutely stunning 37 ( ! ) - 23 - 32 measurements and the exposure in The Fall Guy she became a famous pin up model with posters in every hormone driven boy's bedroom.

  She even managed to replace Raquel Welch on the number one spot !

80s Power Girl Markie Post is probably the best known cult siren on the blog because not only have I done many re - posts of her original post .

I also keep mentioning her in other posts and her original post is in the Top Ten Posts widget that appears on every post. Since I have done so many different versions it is not so tragic that I did not do a re - post last year even though I did the last version of her cult siren entry in 2016 .

I want to welcome back those readers that skip the cult siren section and since I don´t have a cartoon video for the Avengers left and I don´t want to unleash another episode of the Avengers - United They Stand series on my unsuspecting readers without good reason ( that show is a prime example of what happens if you make the toys before the cartoon show ) here is one about the first integrated Marvel universe outside of comics.



We already have a video about comic books but because the one about Hellboy is mostly one guy talking without a lot of art shown I want to include a second one. I love to videos where you see artists at work and with Enrique Torres we have one of the best known cover artists for mags like Creepy or Vampirella with fits in nice with our post since I mentioned Elvira. Plus I don´t want to neglect my faithful spanish readers too much.



Since I haven´t seen Freaked yet I can´t say if it goes more into good weird horror or bad weird horror vein so I don´t know if Elvira would approve. I think I stumbled on it because Morgan Fairchild appears in it and initially I wanted to safe this for Brooke Shields´ next birthday but she only plays a minor role. Besides Megan Ward we also get to see Mr. T and yes, the main character is played by Alex Winter best known as Ted on Bill & Ted ( Keanu Reeves also has a small uncredited role but I won´t spoil who he is ) and since the movie was pulled from a wide distribution - except for Japan and Australia - chances are you have never heard of it.



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