Wednesday, January 13, 2016

Where is last year´s Traci Bingham post ?

Since it´s her 48th birthday Today I wanted to give a big shout - out to one of my favorite tv hardbodies, nubian sex goddess Traci Bingham.

To answer the question from the title : last year I didn´t make a comic related post between Janet Jones Gretzky´s birthday and Traci Bingham´s birthday because I don´t like to do two cult siren posts in a row. It upsets some people ( just read the comments on this year´s post for Janet Jones Gretzky ) so I try to avoid that. But this year I can fire away, so to speak.

She is of course best known for her role of buxom 36D hardbody Jordan Tate on BAYWATCH and whatever you say about David Hasselhoff but he sure has an eye for hot babes. On Baywatch we had Traci Bingham

ultimate Power Girl Pamela Anderson from my SEARCH FOR POWER GIRL series ( who was in Playboy most often of all the hot Baywatch babes )

dancer Carmen Electra ( like Pamela she was in Playboy several times )

the first Power Girl of the show Erika Eleniak ( she was also a playmate ) who is best known for her mindblowing striptease on UNDER SIEGE

sexy and exotic Stacy Kamano from BAYWATCH HAWAII, Vanessa Angel from WEIRD SCIENCE, Krista Allen who played Emanuelle in the tv series

and also playmate and Penthouse pet and pornstar Teri Weigel, Jenny Mc Carthy, Jasmine Bleeth, Donna D´Erico, Kelly Monaco, Brande Roderick, Nicole Eggert ( who celebrates her 41st birthday Today but I can´t do another post Today, sorry ), Mitzi Capture and Gina Lee Nolin among others. Most of them have been in Playboy and other men´s magazines.

Back to Traci Bingham I always hoped they would cast her as Storm in the next X- Men movie since there were rumors that Halle Berry wouldn´t return to the role. I guess I´m probably the only who would cast Janet Jackson as Storm but in my opinion she got the best body in showbiz.

Especially her incredibly round derriere is awesome and could go head to head ( or butt to butt ) with the likes of Beyonce. Sadly, Janet doesn´t seem to think so but if you have seen her ultra raunchy live performance of her hit ALL NIGHT ( DON´T STOP ) at Jay Leno where she had one of her best almost wardrobe malfunctions EVER you know it´s true.

During that performance Janet had some problems with keeping her pants on as it seems that she miscalculated the weight of the cable box thingie.

Now Janet is already wearing her jeans way low but the added weight of it plus the chains she put on her jeans are pulling her pants down showing lots of butt cleavage ! Also her constant grinding and hip shaking doesn´t help much either. But Janet is a real trooper and keeps going even if the audience gets to see more than she initially intended to show. Throughout the entire performance she keeps pulling up her jeans to cover up her juicy cheeks and at the end she almost manages to get it under control but at the beginning you can see that she really has no reason to be ashamed in that department. She didn´t completely loose her pants - sigh - but it slid waay down to give a good view of her almost uncovered bubble butt and you even could see her bum cleft for short periods.

Okay, back to casting Janet Jackson as Storm in an X - Men movie : let´s say I´m okay with Hollywood thinking she´s not right for that but how about casting her as Storm´s lost sister ? Come on, work with me here.

With all the useless changes you have done in comic movies so far, how about doing some good ? We could have Janet AND Traci in a movie.

Speaking about birthday cult siren Traci Bingham, for a long time I was hoping that they would cast her as the next Storm, preferably donning the black " swimsuit with leather boots " outfit which she would totally rock

or maybe even the yellow bikini she wore in the Savage Land storyline.

Or maybe something even skimpier, in this case less is really more.

Boy, that John Byrne guy really knew how to draw some hot babes which was one of the reasons why I got hooked so easily by the series. Subzero wasn´t old enough to buy Playboy so comic book massitaas were my porn.

And sometimes it was even kinky sado maso porn without my knowing.

Especially the issues with the Hellfire Club although I wasn´t so sure at that time what the whole deal with Jean Grey´s outfit was since you could see more of her when she was wearing a bikini. Yes, the full appreciation for the Emma Peel inspired corsage and leather boots came years later.

Okay, back to Traci Bingham - she is after all the celebrity birthday babe of Today - and my dashed dreams of ever seeing her in an X - Men movie as Storm in a yellow bikini. Here she is sporting a yellow two parter :

And here´s a close up of Storm in a yellow bikini by John Byrne.

Oh, if only we could have seen Traci Bingham going all the way on the big screen ( I know she went full frontal for Playboy ). I mean in the comics Storm always wanted to swim nude so it would not be out of character.

Or imagine Janet Jackson´s bare buttocks frollicking in the sand as she plays Storm relaxing at the X - Men beach party in Acapulco or Jamaica.

I also know somebody who could play the part of southern belle Rogue.

Alas, but so far that has not come to pass. And now that Halle Berry has announced she will reprise her role of Storm for the next X - Men movie I´m looking at it with - like the germans say - one crying eye and one laughing eye. The crying one because once again we won´t get to see Traci showing her naked hardbody getting it on with Janet all wet and the laughing one because we get Halle who still has a great looking cleavage.

There is also another comic adaption for which Halle would be perfect.

And because it´s an adult title Halle can even use her stripper moves.

Well, it looks like I wasn´t entirely successful in doing an entirely comic related post as I couldn´t resist the temptation of posting hot pics of showbiz Üeber MILFs Janet Jackson and Halle Berry. Even I´m only human.

At least I managed to do a Traci Bingham post this year. Who knows ? Maybe next year I will mention Traci Bingham briefly and then go to the comic part for the rest of the post. Hey, it could happen. Anyway, once again I say : Happy birthday Traci Banghim and many happy returns. 

Wait, because of popular demand by one reader ( hey, if you have so low hits per day like me every one of them counts ) I can´t end this post without mentioning sexbomb Kelly Rowland who is hotter than Beyonce

So what do you think ? Who is sexier ? Kelly Rowland or Beyonce Knowles ?

Before finishing the post there are a few videos I want to re - post, and the first one is from her rack - tastic appearance on the Jay Leno show 2013. Man, at 46 she made all eyes pop out with a sexed up f me dress !

Since I have mentioned the hot women on the Jay Leno show here´s  a boob - tastic one with Mariah Carey in a black dress that has no hope of restraining her huge melons and Jay Leno is chest choking, just joking.

But seriously Mariah Carey looks just totally doable in her black dress.

Next up is Jessica Simpson´s wowing appearance on the Jay Leno show ( you might say she´s not the brightest lightbulb but daimn, she had a booming body back then ) where she looks almost like Marilyn Monroe.

Okay, the porn version. Did she ever play a femme fatale or porn star ?

Also here´s Jennifer Love Hewitt in a black dress on the Ellen Degeners show where she´s almost falling out of its huge cleavage. You go girl !

Well, it looks like I finally found a video with Traci Bingham in HQ.

Because of popular demand here´s another dance from Dead Or Alive 2.

Speaking about hot dances, I thought I had already posted various videos by the world´s best bellydancer Didem Kinali when in fact I only posted one. So to remedy that unbearable situation here´s a really good one.

I´m not quite sure how I found this video and I also couldn´t tell you the name of the band or the song ( na eks ? ). All I know is that it´s some kind of wild west clip with very busty women. Is that not enough ?

And just so you know what we are talking about in the comments here´s Kelly Rowland with Commander featuring David Guetta. Kelly got back.

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Terry Hooper-Scharf said...

You posted this deliberately to hear the creaking blood vessels pop in the exploding head of certain people whom you KNOW are going to be choking and pointing at the screen desperately trying to say "sexist!" -right? And WHERE is Kelly Rowland, who I always thought was hotter than Beyonce? Have you seen her in "Kelly Rowland - Commander ft. David Guetta"? Even my temperature shot up at one point but, then, I am old!

SUBZERO said...

OMG ! I cannot believe that I forgot Kelly Rowland. Thanks for reminding me of her. And thanks for mentioning that video, I didn´t know that one.

Well, I guess I must not be that old because I totally popped more than a blood vessel while watching that one. And now I need a new pair of pants.

Terry Hooper-Scharf said...

I....I may never close my eyes again....I feel I've allowed you to violate Kelly!! I think as an artist you get used to the human body and it's not as though she was standing in front of me!! Attractive, good figure and would probably make a good Blackbird for the D-Gruppe TV series....or TV movie franchise!
Oh. I am NOT buying you new pants you homophobic sexist comic booker!

Crossley said...

What a goddess! Oh what fun. Moar!