Saturday, September 22, 2018

Sexpot Saturday with Little Annie Fanny !

Today you´re getting two posts for the price of one because I decided to give Harvey Kurtzman and Will Elder´s LITTLE ANNIE FANNY its one post.


And because I hope I can do another post on the french comic VALERIAN AND LAURELINE since Tomorrow is the 80th birthday of artist Jean - Claude Mezieres who created the comic with writer Pierre Christin.


Coming back to our topic, I don´t think I have to explain LITTLE ANNIE FANNY to any of the guys among my readership because it´s a comic you just know about and you have at least one version of the comic in your collection. It´s one of the standards. The version I have currently is a german album sized comic and I think there are only a few selected stories in there. I have always tried to get a complete volume but so far I either haven´t found one at a price I can afford or I saw one and forgot about it.

In any case, unlike most posts I have less than 23 pages here but since you have to read the complete stories to fully appreciate them I decided it was more important to have complete stories. As you can see all original art pages in this post are from HERITAGE OPTIONS but there still will be some links for more about LITTLE ANNIE FANNY nonetheless. Since some of the pages are a little bit more explicit than my usual posts ( although there are some which border on porn ) I hope it is okay to post them. I mean, this is a very important comic in the history of comics. If my blog has disappeared ( once again ) Tomorrow you will know what happened.


We also have some links for this post. Maybe doing only one post a week does have it´s perks. It has at least brought back the link section. Since I assumed that any male who has ever read a comic knows this I have not explained very much about Little Annie Fanny but for those who are out of the loop you can find all there is to know about it on ALCHETRON . IT´S ALL ABOUT THE COMICS has a review of the first volume of Dark Horse´s reprint edition and for the art buffs MICHAEL SPORN ANIMATION has the full creative process of making a story of Little Annie Fanny from Harvey Kurtzman´s rough pencils to Will Elder´s finished painted color pages.

Giving credit where credit is due I found the cover for Little Annie Fanny on 13TH DIMENSION among 12 more great covers by Harvey Kurtzman and there´s also a post about Little Orphan Annie and Little Annie Fanny with more pages from the latter on A STEAMPUNK OPERA . And for those who still don´t have enough there are even more Little Annie Fanny pages on COMICS COMMENTARIES , COMICS BOOK STORIES and HILLMAN WEB .


As I announced in our last post I am splitting the celebrity birthdays between the two posts starting with an anniversary for September the 18th and the late James Gandolfini best known as the family head in The Sopranos. I had to spend quite some time to find this but the name of the actress who plays the sexy nurse in episode one is Bernadette Penotti.


Staying with ultimate stripper babes one of James first roles - even if he was uncredited - was as Marcone´s henchmen in The Last Boy Scout where Halle Berry does her erotic dance ( it is most often referred to as a striptease but it´s not because she doesn´t take any of her clothes off  ).


Too long nubian sex goddess Halle Berry teased us like in Catwoman and she finally delivered in Password : Swordfish but mostly Monster´s Ball .


And according to one of her ex - lovers this is her second nature : Halle Berry is a kinky sex freak. She used me as her boy toy. She deepthroated me for hours to give me a giant erection and then rode relentlessly on my rock hard member in a dentist´s chair with her huge breasts pounding against me until she had multiple orgasms. Sounds like my kind of woman.

In the bedroom I take control because looks are not enough to make a fella stay faithful : you must bang his brains out. You have to be a friend, be independent , be a lady and shy but you need to be a total sex freak in the bed and milk his dick - make him squirt until he´s completely dry.
 
 
Now longtime readers know that Halle Berry is one of my all time sex fantasies so not only does she appear in my Justice League of America movie casting she had even four solo posts . But of course it was only a question of time before I added some new ones so this year I wrote four more : the first one about Halle Berry in her best movies , the second one on Halle Berry´s comic book movies , part three about my dream comic book movie casting with Halle Berry and the unexpected bonus round .


Since we covered the celebrity birthdays of the 19th of September in Today´s post about Will Elder´s work on Mad Magazine we go right to the 20th where we finally have a comic book related birthday that I previously covered in 2016 : Steve Gerber. He wrote a lot of series I read with much gusto like the three issue Phantom Zone mini series which was drawn by the late Gene Colan and inked by the late Tony DeZuniga or the A. Bizarro mini series but besides Omega The Unknown ( of which I have only read the first issue as part of my Marvel Firsts : The 1980s - Volume 3 trade ) and reviving the Guardians of the Galaxy team he is of course best known for his runs on Defenders and Howard The Duck - also in great parts illustrated by Gene Colan ( which gave us a movie that could have been better but gave us Lea Thompson in underwear so it all balances out ).


I have enough material for a Defenders OR Howard The Duck post but while I favor the section option - since that would give me an excuse to post art by Gene Colan - I have to postpone it like so many posts lately.  


But now we come to the hundred pound gorilla of September the 20th, Brinke Stevens who celebrates 64 years and more than 150 ( ! ) movies.


I´m sure I could come up with a comic connection as she has worked with any actor you could think of but the list is just too long. Where actresses are concerned she has worked with most stars you know from midnight movies and her most frequent on screen partners are Lynnea Quigley and Michelle Bauer so I won´t list all of their collaborations. She played with both actresses most associated with the role of needy french high society nympho Emanuelle, with Sylvia Kristel in Private School and Emanuelle IV and with Monique Gabrielle in Love Scenes, Scream Queen Hot Tub Party and Munchies which also featured the blonde sexbomb Loni Anderson.


With the former wife of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles co creator Kevin Eastman ( I knew there was a comic book connection somewhere ) Julie Strain she was in front of the camera in Bleed, Birth Rite, Delta Delta Die ! and Exterminator City which also featured porn stars Taylor Wayne and Jill Kelly. Brinke also has the erotic movie trifecta on her list : with Shauna O´Brien she was in Over The Wire and with Nikki Fritz she was in five movies. Hybrid, Illicit Dreams 2, The Vampire Hunters Club, Cheerleader Massacre ( which features Samantha Phillips whom you might remember from Andy Sidaris´ classic The Dallas Connection also known as Deadworks ) and Auditions From Beyond with the only missing one, sexy Mia Zottoli.


On the top of her list however are Cassandra Peterson a.k.a. Elvira in Acting On Impulse, Tura Satana in Mark Of The Astro - Zombie, she even was in 24 Hours To Midnight with martial arts legend Cynthia Rothrock.


Since I have put up links to all the movies with Brinke Stevens I mentioned that I could find on YouTube I really don´t need to include another video but a while ago I was doing research on Michelle Bauer and came across two clips from Terror On Tape. And since I only need one of them in the unlikely event that I get to do a post around Michelle Bauer´s birthday or have some other reason to mention her in a post I´m posting one of them.



I used to read all books of Stephen King as a teenager but the man has such a staggering output that it is impossible to keep up with all the books, tv series and movies. He turned 71 Yesterday and I have to admit that I have fallen behind on the Dark Tower comic books, mainly because they switched from the hardcover format to trades only. I could write an entire post about those only right now I don´t have that much material.


I´m not sure if his newer series like Under The Dome really interest me but I have probably seen most of the movie adaptions and while they are of varying success even the worst of them have some redeeming quality


Since we had another video about Creepshow in Today´s other post that talks about the behind the scenes trivia I feel it´s time to post a video which you can just watch. So here is Creepshow 2 which is not quite as good as the original - although the animation in the framing sequences is much better - but not as bad as the third part. And yes, I got a video about why that is too. In any case, I hope you enjoy the movie. I think I might have posted it before but you can´t wait too long if you find one of these classic horror flicks in high quality because they never last long on YouTube. Let´s hope this one stays at least until I have finished the post.



The 21th of September would also have been the 87th birthday of Larry Hagman best known for his role of J. R. Ewing on Dallas which featured just a plethora of hot babes like Stacy Sanchez, Michelle Johnson, Priscilla Presley, Coleen Camp, Charlene Tilton, Deborah Shelton, Morgan Fairchild, Barbara Carrera, Tracy Scoggins, Claudia Christian, Lesley Anne - Down, Victoria Principal, Janine Turner or Audrey Landers who together with her sister Judy Landers was one of the hottest commodities of that time.


Before the Hilton sisters, Mother Nature blessed us with the stunning Landers sisters, and if you were a teen in the 1980s, the only crack you were on was the roughly twelve inches of cleavage shared between Judy Landers and her sister Audrey. They helped keep the boob in " boob tube " for over a decade, with appearances on nearly every hit tv show requiring a dyed - in - the - scalp blonde with the breast - busting bikini to match.


The 80s gave us a lot of the Landers sisters, mostly on the small screen, where they were often fashioned in as little clothing as possible and even less dialogue. It's hard to imagine though, or it's hard when you imagine, just how famous older sister Audrey Landers became playing the perennial bubbly blonde for our perpetually perky peckers. The sexbombs dazzled us with their own brand of twin magic long before the Bellas arrived on the scene and I must confess I prefer their version of it since here we got two sexbombs for the price of one while Bree is just a poor version of Nikki since she got her boobs inflated to pornstarsize. But back to the Landers. 


Both of these blow up sex dolls would have been perfect in a Little Annie Fanny movie since with their perfectly shaped breasts, butts that won´t quit, legs almost up to their chins plus their lean and fit tireless bodies they were born for porn and back in the 80s they were the hottest blonde double d combo everybody fantasized about as two thirds of a sandwich.  


Dallas also reunited Larry Hagman with Barbara Eden, his co star from I Dream Of Jeannie for five episodes. I have to admit that although it´s a classic everybody knows I´m not as familiar with the show as I liked to be.



A shoutout also goes to Chuck Jones best known for his work on Looney Toones, Tom And Jerry and Who Framed Roger Rabbitt ? whose female protagonist Jessica Rabbit was surely influenced by Tex Avery´s Red.


I was not sure if I had a video for Chuck Jones because I always get him mixed up with Tex Avery and then I have to remind myself who is who.



Today could be officially be declared Doctor Who Day since we got two cast members celebrating a birthday starting with Billie Piper who turns 36. She became famous all over the world as Rose, the first companion on the rebooted Doctor Who and the internet will probably hate me for that but in my opinion she is only the second hottest companion of that new incarnation. I´m sorry, but Freema Agyeman is just oozing sex appeal.


Back to Billie Piper, apart from Doctor Who she has been in two Sally Lockhart movies ( as far as I know there hasn´t been a third yet ) about which I wrote in an earlier post. Not knowing the books they are based on I still found them remarkably well done and you can get them for 9 bucks.



Billie also appears in the Penny Dreadful series which I haven´t had the time to check out yet and of course Secret Diary Of A Callgirl. Being such an old perv it really defies all logic that I still haven´t watched the one show where you are guaranteed to see Billie Piper in underwear - and less.


We still got more Doctor Who to talk about as Frazer Hines celebrates his 74th birthday who is best known for playing highlander Jamie McCrimmon.

He holds the record as the longest running companion who has appeared in 117 episodes and only the first four Doctors appeared in more episodes.


Now for those who think hot female companions are a concept from the new Who I only want to mention that he and the second Doctor Patrick Troughton shared the Tardis with astrophysicist Zoe Heriot from the 21st century played by Wendy Padbury who had a really tight fitting costume.


Back to Frazier Hines, his Jamie McCrimmon was a capable companion who adapted surprisingly well to traveling through space and time with the Doctor for a person two centuries removed who got he Doctor out of quite a number of jams - and vice versa. He was a loyal companion who was always quick with a joke or punching somebody in the face who deserved it always wearing his heart on a sleeve but knowing when to speak his mind and when to wait and see. In short a likeable guy with whom you would go for drinks in the nearest pub, star outpost or cave.



Our first music video is a callback to an older post and doesn´t really count since it is part four of Doja Cat´s interview. Which I would have included in that post but it went online after I had finished writing it. As always.



We are staying with mega busty babes in our second music video and this is the one that really counts. I mean, in the one with Doja Cat we don´t even have music so, duh. As seems to be a recurring theme on this blog I once again squandered the chance to post something on Elvira´s birthday. And that with all the videos I have bookmarked. So I want to at least post more videos starting with Two Big Pumpkins in preparation for Halloween.



Elvira is living proof that all good things come in pairs - and who doesn´t love to come on a good pair - so our second video with Elvira is a monster documentary. I haven´t watched all of it but as far as I can tell Elvira only does the intro so there is more monsters than monster boobs in this one.



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