Our first birthday sexbomb is a real whopper since it is none other than famous South Korean adult model / exotic dancer / porn star Minka a.k.a. the asian woman with the largest breasts in the world who turned 48 on September the 7th. In her case the term blow up sex doll is meant quite literal since she has blown up her already large boobs a few times until she got her preferred breast size of 55KK ! Anyway, there is not much I can add to the post I did in 2016 - which is probably a relief for some readers.
THERE´S SOMETHING ABOUT HEATHER THOMAS - AND HER BLUE BIKINI
On the other side I DID plan to do a new post for Heather Thomas - best known for her blue bikini on The Fall Guy - since my first cult siren solo post I did on her back in 2017 had more of 80s Power Girl Markie Post in it than Heather Thomas. Although you can´t have too much Markie Post !
She played stunt body double ( and what a body it was ) Jody and her job was to keep the male viewers hooked by providing eye candy. She was in all episodes except for an episode in the first season. Yes, fan service is not as new as some people might want you to think and Heather Thomas mainly got the part because of her absolutely amazing bikini figure. OMG !
It took a few episodes before she could strut her stuff but once the tv guys got a taste of Heather it happened more often and the famous blue bikini scene was quickly added to the new intro of the second season.
For generations of adolescent young boys the only highlight of the week was the short moment when Heather appeared in her famous blue bikini.
Like most growing teenagers I watched that show religiously but the biggest part of its appeal for me were sexbombs like Heather Thomas and Markie Post who didn´t appear as often in a bikini as I would have liked.
Well, Heather Thomas did since that was her main purpose on the show but Markie Post´s appearances in bikinis on The Fall Guy were very few .
MARKIE POST : HABEAS CORPUS MAMMARIUS MAXIMUS FANTASTICUS
Markie Post played bail bonds contractor Terri Michaels ( who replaced previous bail bonds contractor Samantha Jack played by Jo Ann Pflug ) beginning with Season 2 and at the beginning she played a minor role.
One of the producers must have realized what a waste it is to have somebody like Markie on the cast without letting her " show off what her Mama gave her " like they say Today and the rest is 80s tv history. Markie Post got more involved in the stories where she stole the scene from Heather Thomas as soon as she donned a bikini ( mainly in Season 3 ).
Coming back to Heather Thomas, thanks to her absolutely stunning 37 ( ! ) - 23 - 32 measurements and the exposure in The Fall Guy she became a famous pin up model with posters in every hormone driven boy's bedroom.
She even managed to replace Raquel Welch on the number one spot !
80s Power Girl Markie Post is probably the best known cult siren on the blog because not only have I done many re - posts of her original post .
I also keep mentioning her in other posts and her original post is in the Top Ten Posts widget that appears on every post. Since I have done so many different versions it is not so tragic that I did not do a re - post last year even though I did the last version of her cult siren entry in 2016 .
We continue with a few important cult sirens of notice beginning with September the 9th : Janet Fielding turned 65 who is best known for playing the fifth Doctor´s companion Tegan Jovanka on Doctor Who and wearing a very tight fitting boob tube on her second stint on the Tardis.
I think she is the first companion who came back after leaving the Tardis and if you want to watch her best parts there is The Black Guardian Trilogy which includes Mawdryn Undead, Terminus and Enlightenment.
At the moment the new season of Doctor Who is still a few weeks away and I am keeping away from any news since I don´t want to know too much before the first episode airs. I am anxious to see it they really do something with the fact that the Doctor is now a woman or if - like the black Captain America - it is just change for change´s sake without having any impact on the stories. Anyway, right now I am looking back at the last Doctor and while Peter Capaldi is a very good actor I have the feeling that the writers didn´t always know what to do with him. He was riddled with some very weird stories and plot lines that fizzled out but when he got to show his acting skills he really hit it out of the park. And I think they could have given him a much better ending by adding something for the fans.
It´s back to comics with our next birthday from September the 9th as Kevin Maguire celebrated his 57th anniversary. He is of course best know for his contribution to what some people call the Bwa - ha - ha League even if that ignores the mind control, deaths and other real life aspects.
While this was one of my favorite periods of the Justice League I don´t think I have written an extensive post about it yet - as longtime readers know focus more on Bart Sear´s Justice League Europe since they had Power Girl on the team - so the only post I wrote specifically for Kevin Maguire is a special FLASH FRIDAY with the female Flash from Just Imagine Stan Lee Creating the DC Universe. Of which you can still get the omnibus at amazon Germany for 23 bucks including handling and shipping which is a steal for a 75 dollar hardcover. Now I am not saying it is an indispensable work in the history of comics but you have a veritable list of comicdoms Who´s Who of artists working on this and in fact for some of them who are not longer with us it was their last comic work. The overall story by Stan Lee is also very entertaining and at 23 bucks you can´t go wrong.
And while there will be a post about Kevin Maguire on the Justice League I don´t know yet if it will be one of my popular Deja Vue posts about his famous and often copied cover for the first issue of Justice League of America ( we also did our version of it for the first - and at the moment only - cover of Power Freaks ) or some complete issues of Justice League Classified which I came across while cleaning up the laptop. What I DO know is that someway, somehow Power Girl is going to be featured in it.
Speaking of busty blonde Power Girls, we start Todays round of celebrity birthdays with martial arts superstar Don " The Dragon " Wilson who turns 64. And while he has played a corpsman in Born On The 4th Of July and the gang leader in Batman Forever you have probably seen him as the lead in r - rated martial arts movies which include a lot of Bloodfist flicks.
Now as longtime readers know one of my pet pevees on this blog is celebrating all the brave actresses who turn unsufferable dreck into bearable entertainment by taking their clothes off or at least show what their Mama gave them and who don´t get enough recognition for that.
In the movie The Capitol Conspiracy also known as Prophet there is such a blond sexbomb who uses all her physical attributes to upgrade the film.
Getting more info on her was very difficult because instead of using her real name Wendy Schumacher she goes by Alexander Keith in the credits which doesn´t sound very feminine. In the movie Don plays an FBI agent who was part of a special experiment to give operatives mental powers and the bureau is secretly using him to track down the other members of the group and kill them. Wendy plays his handler and boy DOES she know how to handle him. Not only does she f - word him figuratively she literally tries to f - word his brains out. Daim, she can handle my pole anytime !
Amy Irving who starred in Carrie and Yentl and who played Emily Sloane on Alias celebrates her 65th birthday and her greatest contribution to culture is providing the sexy singing voice of male toon fantasy Jessica Rabbit.
The animated high quality GIF above is just one of the over 150 GIFs - some of them too big to post here OR on DeviantArt - you can find in Toongod´s Jessica Rabbit gallery at DeviantArt and be sure to check out his gallery where you can find GIFs about toon hotties like Cool World´s Holli Would, Lily Allen, Lonette or Tex Avery´s Little Red Riding Hood.
Since the quality of the clip above is not that good I wanted to include another video of a real life Jessica Rabbit. Originally I posted a video with mega busty ( 32G !!! ) french fetish / latex model Bianca Beauchamp but then I came across this just mindblowing Jessica Rabbit cosplay video.
Apropos great contributions to pop culture, Gerry Conway celebrates his 66th birthday and his movie and tv writing credits include - naturally - some episodes from the new Daredevil tv series and the 90s Spider - Man cartoon with the Punisher since he co - created that character, episodes of the new Flash tv show and Super Friends with Firestorm since he also co - created him plus episodes of Batman : The Animated Series, Batman : The Brave And The Bold, Centurions, Transformers, G.I. Joe, Hercules - The Legendary Journeys, Baywatch Nights, Silk Stalkings, Matlock and Perry Mason as well as the screenplay for Ralph Bakshi´s Fire And Ice.
His accolades in the comic book field are even more impressive and the list is too long so I am only to mention a few highlights. At DC he co - created Vibe, Vixen, Killer Croc, Jason Todd and most important of all Power Girl and wrote most of the Justice League issues from 151 to 255 including the double - sized anniversary issue 200 who was done by an all star cast of artists including George Perez, Jim Aparo and Brian Bolland ( and which will be featured in an upcoming post ) among others. At Marvel he co - created Man - Thing, Jack Russell a.k.a Werewolf by Night and was the writer of Fantastic Four issues 133 to 152 and Amazing Spider - Man 111 to 149 which includes the death of Gwen Stacy and the first ( official ) crossover between DC and Marvel featuring Superman and Spider - Man.
I also have a callback to my last post since there is a new interview with the incredible Doja Cat that I wanted to post as soon as possible. And you know that she chose this outfit on purpose. My god, those are impressive milkshakes - pun intended - does anybody know her measurements ? As usual YouTube has split it up into three parts but it still counts as one.
Now you could argue that the interview with Doja Cat does not really count as a music video since it is about music but there is no actual music in it. And before my readers suffer because of the lack of music content I am including something outside my usual repertoire. I know that I posted something from this singer before but it must have been a long time ago.
I am not sure about her name - I think it is Andrea but it also might be Sahara - or where she´s from - again my tip would be somewhere in the balkans - but I have found a few of her videos and the production quality is always top notch. Plus she really knows what the public wants and has no problem giving it to us as you can see in this rare live performance.
Another reason why I picked Andrea - besides bringing a bit of cultural diversity to the blog - is that I have mentioned Power Girl a few times and she surely would have no problem filling out the magical cleavage window.
Like in my latest posts we are ending with another Ernest movie and I guess it depends on if you are an Ernest fan or not if this improves or downgrades the cultural quality of the post. Be that as it may here is the last movie which I found in full on YouTube Ernest Goes To School from 1994 but don´t worry, there is still one more Jim Varney video to come.
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