Tuesday, December 17, 2019

It´s Comics Titan Tuesday with Bart Sears

After my last post marathon you would think I would take a break and when I saw that Today is Bart Sears´ 56th birthday I didn´t think I could make another post for him because I don´t have much good material left.


As longtime readers know I am especially fond ( read obsessed ) of Power Girl and since Bart Sears did the definite version of her this topic comes up quite a lot either with cosplayers like Yaya Han or cult sirens like Sophie Marceau whom I just mentioned in my second MARVEL VISIONARIES : CHRIS CLAREMONT post because she celebrated her 53rd birthday on November the 17th. Which alone would be no connection to Bart Sears but I also cast her as Justice League Europe´s UN delegate Catherine Colbert in my very first post of CASTING THE JUSTICE LEAGUE MOVIE .


But we will come to Yaya Han and any other hot sexbombs in the cult siren section at the end of the post. For now I want to talk about Bart Sears and as always this post was a bit unscheduled. First because I have already prepared all the material for a few CRISIS ON INFINITE EARTHS / George Perez / Marv Wolfman spotlight posts. Since there is a long waiting time until the crossover of the CW shows continues next year I thought this is a good time to post something from the original story. So I sorted out all the material I had and it looks like I will have to do several posts, with two special posts for the Flash and Supergirl. I don´t want to spoil anything and those who have read the story know what I´m talking about anyway.

The second reason why this post came out of the blue is that I already posted a lot of material from JUSTICE LEAGUE EUROPE for the reasons I already explained. So there was not much material left and even less in really good quality. I was bummed out that I had to throw a lot of original art pages from the sixth issue away because that is a really funny issue.


Somehow the fates wanted me to write a Bart Sears post though because lo and behold, when I was looking for the color pages for the few original art pages I had left I found the complete original art for issue six on COMIC ART FANS. So here is the full issue and as a bonus I threw in the letter pages. Don´t say Subzero doesn´t take care of you. And I know that´s not the cover for issue six at the top of the post but I just came across this beautiful piece of original art and I don´t want to wait another year or until another cult siren comes up who has a connection to Bart Sears to post it. Plus I think it´s more dramatic than the cover for the sixth issue.


For the benefit of any new readers I want to include my previous Bart Sears posts. I think the best place to start is my very first Bart Sears spotlight post which was all about JUSTICE LEAGUE EUROPE and Power Girl while the second one ( which I wrote the very next day ) took a look at all the other books he worked on during his long career. Since he had already gotten two posts all to himself in 2015 he had to share a post with Mark Texiera the following year ( since Mark´s birthday is on the same day as Bart´s and I hope I can do another Mark Texiera post soon ) and his part was again about JUSTICE LEAGUE EUROPE. As I like to switch things up last year´s Bart Sears post was about his brilliant work on Valiant Comics´ X - O MANOWAR ( which has come out as part of the X - O MANOWAR CLASSIC OMNIBUS ) although it had a big part about Power Girl and Yaya.


When I started to read american comics the DC universe was brand new thanks to the CRISIS ON INFINITE EARTHS fallout and I grabbed all the series I didn´t know which included the two fisted combo of JUSTICE LEAGUE by Keith Giffen, J. M. DeMatteis and Kevin Maguire and JUSTICE LEAGUE EUROPE also by Giffen and Matteis, art by Bart Sears and inks by Pablo Marcos whom I knew from his work on DEFENDERS. I don´t know if it was fate but the very first issue of JUSTICE LEAGUE EUROPE I got was issue 4 in which Power Girl, Flash and Animal Man share a hotel room as they go to Bialya on an undercover mission. I re - read the issue a few times and I always wondered if these more human - and more horny in the case of Flash - heroes didn´t spend the waiting time in a more adult way.


Well, I was young, in my sexual prime and had a lot of spare time in the barracks ( we were three in one room but the others went home after duty so I had the black and white television set with a lot of TUTTI FRUTTI and PLAYBOY LATE NIGHT episodes all to myself which didn´t exactly help my situation ) so I re - read the issue a few times imagining what could have happened if Animal Man would have gotten Power Girl under his control with pheromones. Ah, all the things I would have done to her.


One of the main attractions of the game show TUTTI FRUTTI was of course brabuster Monique Sluyter who not only had no problem taking off her clothes on tv she also often disrobed for various gentleman magazines.


Regular readers of this blog already know that I cast her as Fire a.k.a. Beatriz da Costa in the Andy Sidaris Special of my popular Casting the Justice League of America movie series and I also kept mentioning her in all kind of post like  the annual re - posts about italian mega soccer MILF Simona Ventura until I decided to give Monique and the Tutti Frutti girls their own post which I re - posted in 2016 in a new and better version.


But the blow up sex doll from the Netherlands was not only in PLAYBOY multiple times she also was a big factor in my obsession on blondes with giant breast like Power Girl with her impersonation of Marilyn Monroe .


Longtime readers may be already tired of this but it seems that nowadays I can´t write a new post without mentioning hot sexbomb Becky Mullen .


Besides appearing as Sally, the farmer´s daughter on the first season of GORGEOUS LADIES OF WRESTLING and various guest appearances on every major tv show ( of which her most memorable is an episode of MARRIED WITH CHILDREN opposite Pamela Anderson ) Becky also was in various erotic midnight movies including SINFUL INTRIGUE with Chona Jason.


And I just wrote a spin - off post with all the usual links to Janet Jones Gretzky and real live Power Girl Leslie Easterbrook who had the most famous scene in Police Academy 4 - Citizens on Patrol in which she emerges from a pool in a wet t - shirt . And while the obligatory Andy Sidaris actresses / playmates / sexbombs like Roberta Vasquez , Ava Cadell , brunette Cynthia Brimhall, Dona Speir , Julie Strain , Shae Marks , Julie K. Smith and Samantha Phillips are mentioned the main part is about blonde brabuster Monique Sluyter and the obligatory plethora of Tutti Frutti girls .


Now usually I just include a short part with them in the posts but this time I did a somewhat longer version so I could include all the new download links I found while writing this post. I just recently included a whole slew of new ones but those are just for compilation and mixes while these new ones are not only for entire episodes - which are always ultra rare - but for german episodes which are even rarer . Some of them even include my favorite Tutti Frutti girl ( whom you can see just below ).


GOT ( WALLY ) WOOD ? or IT´S ALL ABOUT POWER GIRL´S POWER GIRLS

In the old comics artist Wally Wood kept making Power Girl´s breasts bigger and bigger to see how far he could take it. Or at least that is the urban legend. Speaking of Wally Wood´s version of Power Girl, if you want to see for yourself if there´s any truth to the claim that he supersized Power Girl´s boob you can find the original art for the 17 page story from ALL - STAR COMICS 65 at the private collection of James Halperin and you can see them at an even bigger resolution at HERITAGE AUCTIONS . Well, in regards to Power Girl´s breast size ( let´s not loose track of what is really important here ) fact is that the artists after Wally Wood drew her with normal proportions .... or what is considered normal for superheroines.


Until Bart Sears took over the character, buffed her up and returned her signature breast size - at least until the whole NEW 52 fiasko / retcon.


For me Bart Sear´s version is still the definite version of Power Girl and when DC started back - paddling with REBIRTH and restoring many things I was curious what that meant for Power Girl. I had hoped that there might be a return to her former glory in store for her but so far the SJWs have stuck the real Power Girl in limbo and replaced her with a political correct, flat chested black version. I guess Kara is too much woman to for them.


Now while I have not written anything new about the post REBIRTH Power Girl it is not true that I have not written about DC´s Maid of the Massive Mammaries at all. I recently started a new series about one of my favorite artists from my earliest comic reading days and while the first post was all about Joe Staton´s contribution to the GREEN LANTERN ( or DIE GRÜNE LEUCHTE how he was called in Germany and at that time I was reading mostly german comics ) my next ones were all about his version of Power Girl - which I also had to split into two separate posts, the intro and the main post - since Joe Staton not only drew all of the adventures of Power Girl or the Justice Society of America but basically everything on Earth 2.  


I still have not given up on a Yaya Han Power Girl coconut bra cosplay ( with the tiniest coconut shells you can find although compared to her huge 40D oppai all coconut shells probably look small no matter how big they are ) as she has already shown that she does a terrific Power Girl cosplay and she has no problem filling out the magical cleavage window.


So far I had written six posts on Yaya - two of them are pretty safe but the other four are absolutely not safe for work - and I keep mentioning her on various JLA casting posts and any other posts involving asian sexbombs like Kiana Tom, Ava Cadell, Akira Lane, Miko Lee, Gail Kim or Minka and I swear the completely NSFW BIG YAYA HAN POST is still in the pipeline. In the meantime I have made two new posts about Yaya which showcase a part of her incredible anatomy that I have ignored too often - her legs.


Which is unbelievable because not only does Yaya have a set of legs that can give you an instant erection she has also demonstrated in her Chun Li cosplays that she can spread her legs wider than a fillipino hooker with her natural born chinese stripper moves. Daimn, I bet she is a nymphomanic sex freak who loves to jump her fiancee from the sofa before she wraps his legs around him an pumps him dry. Yaya was literally made for porn movies because she got herself those giant - sized 40D porn implants.


I mean she already did a sexy doctor / nurse cosplay with her Super Sonico costume. Daim, that girl knows how to fill out that uniform and she´s just begging for some deep asian penetration. Those sweet lips are perfect for giving oral pleasure and we all know that when it comes to deepthroating rockhard boners nobody can hold a candle to asian girls. And those soft, giant boobs were just made to be wrapped around a throbbing erection.


Not only does Yaya Han look like she could star in a Russ Meyer movie Super Sonico sounds like a name from a Russ Meyer movie, especially SuperVixens where every woman had the word super in her name.


Although it would probably be something a bit more erotic like Super Spermico. Speaking of sperm, as my personal nurse and blow up sex doll Yaya would have to give me at least three daily spongebaths although instead of a sponge Yaya can use her big 40D oppai to massage my boner until I am ready for her patented extreme asian ejaculation escalation.


Of course Yaya Han would also have to wear some special outfits like the one Akira Lane is sporting below. I can just imagine Yaya Han´s king sized XXL breasts with the areolas of the nipples being totally visible in that mesh shirt and her nude butt only covered by a tiny string of dental floss while she is giving me a lapdance before a two hour erection injection.


That´s what I need some sexual healing from a naughty night nurse like porn star Minka where no matter how much she knows about medicine you feel already better if you see her. And just wait until she starts with the deepthroat erection inspection to get the daily sperm sample. If I won the lottery big style I would definitely hold auditions for my nurse and I would buy them uniforms that are at least two sizes too small so their tits are hanging out all the time. Of course my dream nurse would not only have the body of a Playmate of the Year and incredible stripper skills.


She also should be well versed in the Kamasutra, tantra sex, nuru massages and all the sex techniques. The best candidate would be a big breasted nymphomanic sexbomb with legs up to her chin who is addicted to oral sex and was fired from her last job at a sperm bank because she was always massaging the client´s hard schlongs with her giant boobs and then deepthroating them without mercy which caused them to squirt all their juices in her throat instead of the special container. Maybe it´s time for some asian salivation and Yaya Han wants to audition with her oriental oral skills. Like the saying goes : life sucks but asian girls deepthroat you dry !!!

  
With Yaya Han being such a big anime fan I wonder if I could con her into doing a remake of Ogenki Clinic. I would volunteer to play Dick Horsecock, the well hung patient who suffers from a severe case of hyperspermia and Yaya would of course play nymphomanic dicktamer Ruko Tatase, who has fallen on hard times and has to milk his schlong dry of all excess semen every night to pay the rent for her tiny flat so the horny landlord doesn´t sexually assault her again. Man, brabuster Yaya was born to play this role.


Daimn, just check out the size of those opai on Yaya Han. We have to get her to do full frontal nudity in the JLA movie, her body is primed for it.


You can read more about why Yaya should be my private nurse and how she inspired my new comic VERSAUTE BETTGESCHICHTEN in this post .


I DREAM OF JEANNIE MAI ( AND WAKE UP WITH A HUGE ERECTION ) !

One reason why Miko kept popping up in the posts about Yaya Han is that I needed a body double for Yaya´s more explicit sex scenes I had in mind.


Which is not ideal since Yaya Han has a 40D bust and Miko Lee is nowhere near in that league. Thankfully it looks like hasian talk show host Jeannie Mai is auditioning for the part and while she also is a bit smaller than Yaya in the chest area she does have an impressive skill set. I am convinced.


This hot sexbomb is of vietnamese descend and even though she is " only " a 37C and not a 40D like Yaya I think she could be a body double for her.


At least it would be fun to put her body to the test for the sex scenes.


Now I have gotten some comments that I should ease down with over - sexualizing Jeannie Mai but that´s not easy when you keep in mind my obsession about asian women and the fact that Jeannie has never made a secret about what a sex freak she is and how much she enjoys having sex.


I mean, literally the very first thing I found with her was the video with her boob exercises in which she admitted to doing them not only to make her breasts look better because she enjoys men drooling all over them but with the specific intent of getting guys harder than unto a thing of iron !


The topic of sex has come up quite frequently on THE REAL TALK ( I´m just glad that I have not found a source for it because I would watch it 24 / 7 just to get some glimpses of Jeannie ) so we know that Jeannie just loves to dress up be it for Halloween or in the privacy of her bedroom.


On top of that she has the perfect bubblebutt - like most asian girls - so it´s no wonder her ex hubby always tried to persuade her to wear a thong ( remember the thong incident ? ), she admitted to frequently using all kind of toys to spice up her sex life and she has gone on record that her favorite location to let her inner nymphomanic really loose is a hotel room because : " There are certain things I just can´t do at home. I eat at that table. " So you tell me, am I really exaggerating here or am I falling short ?



Because we are already at the limits of a normal post I am going to skip the usual litany of birthdays in the hopes of being able to cover them in other posts. For Today I want to go right to my usual selection of videos and it´s difficult enough to find one about the JUSTICE LEAGUE and even more about the even lesser known JUSTICE LEAGUE EUROPE - or Power Girl for that matter. So I am going with Kingdom Come, not only because it´s a comicbook where I know that Power Girl is in it but also for all those people out who saw the CW crossover Crisis On Infinite Earths and who don´t know much about the comics since they might be interested from which Earth the Superman who was played by Brandon Routh comes from.



Now a lot of times I just mention cult sirens like Becky Mullen because that gives me the opportunity to include a lot of links to other posts but in this case I actually found a video with her. The only thing that I could not find out is if there is a second volume of the Hard´ N Heavy Babes.



Speaking of hard and heavy babes ( in this case more top - heavy as they say ) whenever I mention Power Girl I also try to include a Power Girl video and while you never can have too much Yaya Han on your blog I already posted all videos on YouTube where she cosplays as DC´s Maid of Mammary Might. Thankfully I came across something else while writing this post.



There are not many days left before the Christmas holidays start and if experience has taught us anything it is that I never get to write many posts during that time. So I want to get out a few Christmas videos ahead of time starting with this Christmas show with Dean Martin from 1968.



Our music video is with Mariah Carey since you can´t have Christmas without her and don´t worry, if I really get to do more than one Christmas post this year I still have a few more Mariah Carey videos up my sleeve.



And if Mariah Carey´s 39EE jingle bells are not enough to get you into the Christmas Spirit ( she definitely gets a rise from my yule log ) here is another cartoon version of A Christmas Carol with an impressive list of Hollywood stars like Whoopi Goldberg or Michael York as the voice actors. 



Speaking of Michael York, he is also the main lead in Today´s featured movie 9 1 / 2 Ninjas since I don´t always want to post a horror movie. This ties in more with the asian sensation vibe of Jeannie Mai and Yaya Han.

Now the only part I remember of this are the erotic scenes with Andee Gray who does her best to substitute Kim Basinger. But on the other hand I never found Kim Basinger´s striptease in 9 1 / 2 Weeks very arousing ( as well as the rest of the movie ) and her most erotic scene for me was in My Stepmother Is An Alien while her best sex scenes are in The Getaway .

 
In any way it´s probably no surprise to anybody that as bad as 9 1 / 2 Ninjas was I got more enjoyment out of it than from 9 1 / 2 Weeks.



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