As longtime followers of TALES FROM THE KRYPTONIAN might know I am a huge fan of EC Comics cult comic magazines like TALES FROM THE CRYPT, THE VAULT OF HORROR, THE HAUNT OF FEAR but also their science fiction and crime series so I could not let the opportunity pass to pay homage to one of their most influential comic creators, the late Bernie Krigstein .
Now usually these posts are a welcome chance for me to post some of the original art pieces that tend to accumulate because I am always behind with doing these posts. But in the case of Bernie Krigstein I didn´t have that much material in my EC Comics folder so I had to go to the internet to dig up some stuff. So there are a few things in this post that are different from most BLACK AND WHITE posts. First up I couldn´t find a cover by Bernie Krigstein so I had to use a cover by a different artist.
The first thing that came to mind was the cover to IMPACT issue 1 since that is where Master Race - which most comicbook afficionados see as his best work - was published. And that would have been a great idea. The only problem with that was that I already used it in a previous post so instead I picked the cover for IMPACT issue 5, which is also by Jack Davis.
Another thing that is unlike other BLACK AND WHITE posts is that I have less than the usual 23 pieces of art due to the length of the stories I selected for this. To make up for that I have included the original colors as well as the version that saw print for the story The Flying Machine from WEIRD SCIENCE FANTASY 23. Rounding up the trifecta are You Murderer ! from SHOCK SUSPENSTORIES issue 14 and Master Race from IMPACT issue 2.
I have included most of the links I found during the making of this post in the text but I have to make a special mention of Rob Salkowitz´ When Comics Took On The Holocaust on FORBES as it not only mentions Bernie Krigstein´s Master Race but also other stories that tackled this subject.
We continue our trip down memory lane on March the 22nd with Hugo Egon Balder who turned 69. He is of course best known as the host of TUTTI FRUTTI and I love wikipedia because I have never heard it described anywhere else as a soft - porn tits - out show but I guess it kind of was .
I recently found a website with entire episodes of the german cult show as well as from the italian original Colpo Grosso and while some parts are dated and I fastforwarded in a couple of instances I have to say that Hugo does a pretty good job all things considered. It´s not easy hosting these kind of shows with class and humor without it getting smutty and there are several people who tried and failed. So proper kudos for that, Hugo.
One of the main attractions of the game show TUTTI FRUTTI was of course brabuster Monique Sluyter who not only had no problem taking off her clothes on tv she also often disrobed for various gentleman magazines.
Regular readers of this blog already know that I cast her as Fire a.k.a. Beatriz da Costa in the Andy Sidaris Special of my popular Casting the Justice League of America movie series and I also kept mentioning her in all kind of post like the annual re - posts about italian mega soccer MILF Simona Ventura until I decided to give Monique and the Tutti Frutti girls their own post which I re - posted in 2016 in a new and better version.
But the blow up sex doll from the Netherlands was not only in PLAYBOY
multiple times she also was a big factor in my obsession on blondes with giant breast like Power Girl with her impersonation of Marilyn Monroe .
GOT ( WALLY ) WOOD ? or IT´S ALL ABOUT POWER GIRL´S POWER GIRLS
In the old comics artist Wally Wood kept making Power Girl´s breasts bigger and bigger to see how far he could take it. Or at least that is the urban legend. Speaking of Wally Wood´s version of Power Girl, if you want to see for yourself if there´s any truth to the claim that he supersized Power Girl´s boob you can find the original art for the 17 page story from All - Star Comics 65 at the private collection of James Halperin and you can see them at an even bigger resolution at HERITAGE AUCTIONS . Well, in regards to Power Girl´s gigantic breast size ( let´s not loose track of what is really important here ) fact is that the artists after Wally Wood drew her with normal proportions .... or what is considered normal for superheroines.
Until Bart Sears took over the character, buffed her up and returned her signature breast size - at least until the whole NEW 52 fiasko / retcon.
When I started to read american comics the DC universe was brand new thanks to the Crisis on Infinite Earths fallout and I grabbed all the series I didn´t know which included the two fisted combo of Justice League by Keith Giffen, J. M. DeMatteis and Kevin Maguire and Justice League Europe also by Giffen and Matteis, art by Bart Sears and inks by Pablo Marcos whom I knew from his work on Defenders. I don´t know if it was fate but the very first issue of Justice League Europe I got was issue 4 in which Power Girl, Flash and Animal Man share a hotel room as they go to Bialya on an undercover mission. I re - read the issue a few times and I always wondered if these more human - and more horny in the case of Flash - heroes didn´t spend the dull waiting time in a more adult way.
Well, I was young, in my sexual prime and had a lot of spare time in the barracks ( we were three in one room but the others went home after duty so I had the black and white television set with a lot of TUTTI FRUTTI and PLAYBOY LATE NIGHT episodes all to myself which didn´t exactly help my situation ) so I re - read the issue a few times imagining what could have happened if Animal Man would have gotten Power Girl under his control with pheromones. Ah, all the things I would have done to her.
For me Bart Sear´s version is still the definite version of Power Girl and when DC started back - paddling with REBIRTH and restoring many things I was curious what that meant for Power Girl. I had hoped that there might be a return to her former glory in store for her but so far the SJWs have stuck the real Power Girl in limbo and replaced her with a political correct, flat chested black version. I guess Kara is too much woman to for them.
Now while I have not written anything new about the post REBIRTH Power Girl it is not true that I have not written about DC´s Maid of the Massive Mammaries at all. I recently started a new series about one of my favorite artists from my earliest comic reading days and while the first post was all about Joe Staton´s contribution to the GREEN LANTERN ( or DIE GRĆNE LEUCHTE how he was called in Germany and at that time I was reading mostly german comics ) my next ones were all about his version of Power Girl - which I also had to split into two separate posts, the intro and the main post - since Joe Staton not only drew all of the adventures of Power Girl or the Justice Society of America but basically everything on Earth 2.
Speaking about the best Power Girl of all times in Justice League Europe, in 2016 I finally managed to do another post about Darick Robertson in which I mentioned the BREAKDOWNS storyline that introduced Power Girl´s famous coconut bra costume. And I just want to say that I still have not given up on a Yaya Han Power Girl coconut bra cosplay ( with the tiniest coconut shells you can find although compared to her huge 40D oppai all coconut shells probably look small no matter how big they are ) as she has already shown that she does a terrific Power Girl cosplay and she certainly has no problem filling out the magical cleavage window.
So far I had written six posts on Yaya - two of them are pretty safe but the other four are absolutely not safe for work - and I keep mentioning her on various JLA casting posts and any other posts involving asian sexbombs like Kiana Tom, Ava Cadell, Akira Lane, Miko Lee, Gail Kim or Minka and I swear the completely NSFW BIG YAYA HAN POST is still in the pipeline. In the meantime I have made two new posts about Yaya which showcase a part of her incredible anatomy that I have ignored too often - her legs.
Which is unbelievable because not only does Yaya have a set of legs that can give you an instant erection she has also demonstrated in her Chun Li pics that she can spread her legs better than Jennifer Lopez in Hustlers .
You can read more about why Yaya should be my private nurse and how she inspired my new comic VERSAUTE BETTGESCHICHTEN in this post .
I DREAM OF JEANNIE MAI ( AND WAKE UP WITH A HUGE ERECTION ) !
One reason why Miko kept popping up in the posts about Yaya Han is that I needed a body double for Yaya´s more explicit sex scenes I had in mind.
Which is not ideal since Yaya Han has a 40D bust and Miko Lee is nowhere near in that league. Thankfully it looks like hasian talk show host Jeannie Mai
is auditioning for the part and while she also is a bit smaller than Yaya in the chest area she does have an impressive skill set. I am convinced.
This hot sexbomb is of vietnamese descend and even though she is " only " a 37C and not a 40D like Yaya I think she could be a body double for her.
At least it would be fun to put her body to the test for the sex scenes.
Now I have gotten some comments that I should ease down with over - sexualizing Jeannie Mai but that´s not easy when you keep in mind my obsession about asian women and the fact that Jeannie has never made a secret about what a sex freak she is and how much she enjoys having sex.
I mean, literally the very first thing I found with her was the video with her boob exercises in which she admitted to doing them not only to make her breasts look better because she enjoys men drooling all over them but with the specific intent of getting guys harder than unto a thing of iron !
The topic of sex has come up quite frequently on THE REAL TALK ( I´m just glad that I have not found a source for it because I would watch it 24 / 7 just to get some glimpses of Jeannie ) so we know that Jeannie just loves to dress up be it for Halloween or in the privacy of her bedroom.
Mai oh Mai, she could keep me awake for more than one thousand and one nights but she would not be telling any stories since Jeannie would be too busy giving my magic lamp ( which not only grants more than three wishes but also grows to enormous size if you rub it the right way ) a spit shine with her asian lubrication before applying the wax with her huge massage balls. For the finish she insists on french polishing it as she is a pro in the use of asian lapping materials. Plus Jeannie is too classy to talk with a full mouth and it would be difficult to tell a story while getting her brains f - worded out and screaming with pleasure at the top of her lungs.
Just look at the size of her hooters ! How did her husband let go of this asian penetration sensation ? Anyway, from what I have seen Jeannie´s soft lips would fit perfect around me and even if she probably could not swallow the whole shaft I´m game for some asian lubrication ejaculation.
On top of that she has the perfect bubblebutt - like most asian girls - so it´s no wonder her ex hubby always tried to persuade her to wear a thong ( remember the thong incident ? ), she admitted to frequently using all kind of toys to spice up her sex life and she has gone on record that her favorite location to let her inner nymphomanic really loose is a hotel room because : " There are certain things I just can´t do at home. I eat at that table. " So you tell me, am I really exaggerating here or am I falling short ?
Yeah, I know you´re probably tired of hearing me say that but asian girls are my kryptonite. And by assessory all exotic looking sexbombs. Damn, that´s one of the reasons cosplay queen Yaya Han still hasn´t gotten her own post . I want to give her props but I´m afraid it will turn into porn.
Longtime readers may be already tired of this but it seems that nowadays I can´t write a new post without mentioning hot sexbomb Becky Mullen .
Besides appearing as Sally, the farmer´s daughter on the first season of GORGEOUS LADIES OF WRESTLING and various guest appearances on every major tv show ( of which her most memorable is an episode of MARRIED WITH CHILDREN opposite Pamela Anderson ) Becky also was in various erotic midnight movies including SINFUL INTRIGUE with Chona Jason.
With all that said german audiences know her best from taking her clothes off on TUTTI FRUTTI . But her biggest contribution to american culture still is HARD HUNTED and there are two other actresses from Andy Sidaris movies who appeared on TUTTI FRUTTI, Sandra Wild and Carolyn Liu. I wrote more on this in my Andy Sidaris edition of Casting the JLA movie .
Andy Sidaris was probably THE BEST director of action movies for adults and his cast is a WHOS´S WHO of playmates : 40DD Playmate Of The Month November 1984 Roberta Vasquez , hot 34D Page 3 girl turned sex therapist Ava Cadell , 41D Penthouse Pet Of The Year 1993 Julie Strain , Samantha Phillips, 34D Playmate Of The Month May 1994 Shae Marks , 36D Penthouse Pet Of The Month February 1993 Julie K. Smith , 34C Playmate Of The Month September 1993 Carrie Westcott or Dona Speir to name just a few.
And I just wrote a spin - off post with all the usual links to Janet Jones Gretzky and real live Power Girl Leslie Easterbrook who had the most famous scene in Police Academy 4 - Citizens on Patrol in which she emerges from a pool in a wet t - shirt. And while the obligatory Andy Sidaris actresses / playmates / sexbombs like Roberta Vasquez , Ava Cadell , brunette Cynthia Brimhall, Dona Speir , Julie Strain , Shae Marks , Julie K. Smith and Samantha Phillips are mentioned the main part is about blonde brabuster Monique Sluyter and the obligatory plethora of Tutti Frutti girls .
Now usually I just include a short part with them in the posts but this time I did a somewhat longer version so I could include all the new download links I found while writing this post. I just recently included a whole slew of new ones but those are just for compilation and mixes while these new ones are not only for entire episodes - which are always ultra rare - but for german episodes which are even rarer . Some of them even include my favorite Tutti Frutti girl ( whom you can see just below ).
I also have to mention William Shatner, the man, the myth, the legend, who celebrated his 89th birthday. Here in Germany they only talk about STAR TREK when they talk about William Shatner as if that was the only thing he ever did. Which may have something to do with the fact that the second big hit series William Shatner was on - T. J. HOOKER ( did really nobody have a problem with the fact that a cop had the name Hooker ? ) - came very late to Germany and was only on private cable channels like RTL ( which also showed TUTTI FRUTTI ). Nevertheless the series is constantly in reruns on some channel in Germany right now so I don´t know why they still ignore it. The third big franchise William Shatner is connected with falls once again in the science fiction genre and it´s the one he created himself : TekWar. From Today´s point of view it looks like an oddity but I was reading comicbooks at that time and this was a really enormous thing.
Starting off as a series of novels it quickly spun into a 24 issue comicbook series by Marvel Comics called TekWorld that ran from 1992 to 1995, trading cards, a video game, four tv movies and last but not least a tv series with 18 episodes that ran from 1994 to 1996. So for a while William Shatner was getting loaded with TekWar money. I already posted the first tv movie ages ago but thankfully somebody uploaded the rest so here is the second one.
Speaking of tv movies I want to include a second one, Dead Man´s Island from 1996 with William Shatner, Morgan Fairchild ( from FLAMINGO ROAD fame ) and Barbara Eden ( best known from I DREAM OF JEANNIE with Larry Hagman who later on became famous as J. R. Ewing on DALLAS ).
Fun fact : not only does the film count David Faustino among its cast who is best known as Bud Bundy from the sitcom Married With Children it also has ex - porn star Traci Lords who appeared in two episodes of that show.
Like William Shatner Traci Lords does not only act but she sings as well.
Although in the case of William Shatner it´s more a dramatic reading or recital. Nevertheless definitely check out his album HAS BEEN and if you have listened to his newest one, SEEKING MAJOR TOM tell me how it is.
And you can find a more complete list of the celebrity birthdays from March the 22nd in this post from 2017 about the german Williams Verlag comics from my misspent youth which published the Marvel Comics - and two titles from DC Comics, Green Lantern and Horror - here in Germany.
Since I mentioned Power Girl in the post I wanted to include some of the new videos I found with her. This is from the channel Casually Comics which I discovered only recently and you will see a lot of their videos over the next few posts. As this is our first video we start with the elephant - or better magical boobie window - in the room : Power Girl´s power girls.
Which is also kind of the topic of this video that I found completely by accident a while ago. Since you can´t see the full title in the preview picture ( small hint : try to keep the title of your videos on YouTube short otherwise they are cut off ) it´s A Cosplayer Named Power Girl Is Running For Office In Arizona and I am not sure if the guys discussing this really know what a cosplayer is does. It´s the only reason I can come up with that explains why they automatically assume she goes to work in her full cosplay regalia - like the cosplayers wear their costumes all the time.
I don´t have a cartoon that fits Today´s topic since I have already posted a few episodes of Tales From The Cryptkeeper so here is another great unexpected YouTube find. I think it´s a french series that is based on the book series by Jules Verne the grandfather of the science fiction novel.
Speaking of unexpected internet finds, here is a rare treat : the Flash ( Grant Gustin who plays Barry Allen on CW´s THE FLASH ) interviewed by the Flash ( Michael Rosenbaum who did the voice of Wally West on the JUSTICE LEAGUE ) with a special intro by Green Arrow ( Stephen Amell ).
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