In our first post there were not as many covers from Francisco Ibáñez ( I know that in the last post where I mentioned him I got his name wrong, sorry ) most famous series MORTADELO Y FILEMON as I hoped and more stuff about all of the other series he did so this post will have only covers from MORTADELO Y FILEMON. To illustrate into how many languages the series has been translated I have given preference to those covers where I also have a version from another country. Well, that and super hero spoof covers. Basically anything with Superman. Naturally the comicbook covers from Germany were the easiest to obtain - and also have the best quality - while some of the other covers are of a very low quality. I had to let go of a few ones that were just too small to post since I didn´t want my readers to go blind just because of this post but I kept most of the other covers.
By the way, it seems that the ability of the german readers to understand purely visual gags has diminished - or at least the faith of the editorial staff of the german publisher Condor Verlag in them being able to do so - because in the second editions of the albums they felt the need to add some text. Or maybe they were not sure the covers were funny enough.
By the way, since I forgot to mention it Francisco Ibáñez Talavera celebrates his 84th anniversary and he is part of the spanish comic bedrock and most famous for Mortadelo y Filemon but also created such well known comics - at least in Spain - like Botones Sacarino, Don Pedrito, Rompetechos, Pepe Gotera y Otilio, Tete Cohete or Rue Del Percebe 13.
But like I said, the most well known is Mortadelo y Filemon which has been translated into many languages and I think in England it was called Flip and Flap. Here in Germany it was called Clever & Smart and it has been coming out forever. Not as long as in Spain where the series is still going on but I remember that during all my time in school and while doing my apprenticeship to become a car mechanic Clever & Smart was a steady presence. And the series sold so well that they actually did two editions side by side - one with new albums and one with reprints. I don´t exactly know when they stopped publishing the series in Germany but they just announced this year that they are continuing. I also mentioned Mortadelo y Filemon in my JLA movie casting solo post of spanish / french sexbomb Marlene Mourreau because there is a connection to that classic comic and you can check out her post if you are curious what that connection is.
Since I almost never get the chance to write about stuff from my tierra I want to include some clips with the aforementioned Marlene Mourreau.
Despite being french she has worked mostly on spanish tv either as a guest or host on various shows or with her x - rated dance numbers. As a fixture of spanish tv she also appears in the gala of Best of Telepassion.
As for Marlene´s solo performances those took mainly place on spanish tv after midnight which had a lot to do with the fact that she didn´t wear much clothes to begin with and got rid of the little she did wear very quickly. The pornographic appearances of the french blow up sex doll were always so sexually charged and her stage outfits so skimpy that she almost got banned from spanish tv. And everyone who has seen the heavily sexual content they show on spanish tv knows that it takes a lot to get banned.
Sadly I have not found Marlene Mourreau´s scandalous performance of Salome - see GIF above - so we have to make do with another video.
Writing this part has made me realize that it is high time that I did a proper cult siren post on Marlene Mourreau since I haven´t really posted that many good pictures or information of her in her JLA casting solo post.
Before we start with the comicbook / pop culture / cult sirens section I have to give credit to the fine folks without whom making this post would not have been possible. As always I found the best scans while making this post which is why it wasn´t as long as expected. Because instead of going with 23 covers and including all the different versions I just selected 23 covers since a lot of the covers in the initial version were from the same countries. Going with my initial plan would have been unnecessarily long and boring and another benefit is that I still have a lot of material left for my next post. Anyway, those who don´t want to wait that long can check out more covers from the greek version Andirix ke Somfonix here , here and here , the version from the Netherlands Paling En Ko here and the turkish version Dörtgöz Ve Dazlak here . This website has a few more international versions but the scans on the last two are so bad that I couldn´t use many of them. So if anybody out there knows where I can find better scans of Dörtgöz Ve Dazlak or any other international versions of Mortadelo y Filemon please let me know through the comments below.
We come to the anniversaries for March the 15th and a ragazza all my longtime readers are very familiar with since it is nothing less than the 52nd birthday of my favorite cult siren - quite literal - italian singing sexbomb of the 80s extraordinaire Sabrina " Bouncing Action " Salerno.
Ah, you just gotta love the good old times of 80s music videos where you could build an entire career out of a white, transparent slipping bikini top.
Sabrina was mostly known for two things ..... well, actually three things : the twins ( obviously ! ), lots of wardrobe malfunctions of the tiniest outfits that were riding up or wet t - shirts and see - through bikinis.
At the time Sabrina Salerno, the cult siren with the obligatory bouncing action was at the height of her popularity in Germany thanks to her worldwide number 1 smash hit Boys Boys Boys ( which was especially popular in those countries that showed the uncensored version of her video where her tiny bikini top could not contain the singing sexbomb´s huge melons ) and various articles in teen publications like Bravo and Popcorn and nude pictorials in adult men´s magazines like Penthouse.
So they had to invite her to Formel Eins which was the music tv for german teenagers. The show was a total train wreck, they always cut the videos because the producer of the show was in Bavaria and they are very catholic and prudish down there. When Sabrina was there as a guest they didn´t play her video and told her she had to do a live performance. Which was obviously more than they bargained for because Sabrina began to shake rattle and roll her boobs up and down like there´s no Tomorrow.
Of course they were appalled but they could not do anything against it. The camera man tried to prevent the worst by doing a lot of close ups and just filming Sabrina´s head but as you can see it didn´t help that much.
While Sabrina´s biggest rival in the pop charts was british Busenwunder Samantha Fox they became friends behind the scenes despite what the tabloids printed. In light of Samantha Fox´s recent revelation of being a lesbian - or at least bi - sexual - this gives their relationship an entirely new raunchy dynamic. As Samantha Fox stated in a recent interview :
" People always tried to build up this rivalry between myself and Sabrina Salerno because we both started around the same time and we both had big breasts. She was the hot italian ragazza with the dark hair and I was the british blonde bimbo but after we met we quickly became friends. "
Sabrina was a lot of fun and sexually very active. The first time she invited me to her hotel room she had handcuffed a guy with a giant erection to her bed and asked for my help to fuck him straight. Apparently he was her bodyguard and when Sabrina tried to have sex with him he told her he was gay but because he had a huge cock Sabrina was determined to pump him dry. At first I wanted to leave but after a few bottles of champagne I found myself naked in bed with Sabrina, squeezing this huge towering erection with my tits against hers while the tip disappeared in Sabrina´s deep throat again and again and again. Before I knew what was happening Sabrina lifted me up an threw me upon his rockhard boner and while I was still reeling from being impaled by his ever growing manhood she removed his gag so she could hear how effective she was at dicktaming the guy by the volume of his screams as he came - and we made him scream a lot.
I don´t know if he was really gay and me and Sabrina turned him straight with our all night ejaculation sensation marathon or if he just pretended to be gay because he didn´t want to loose his job for not having sex with his boss and we turned him into a sex freak. All I know is that he quit his job the next day to become a dancer for his all time wet sex dream the living nubian blow up sex doll that walks a.k.a. the best body in showbiz, Janet " All Night - Don´t Stop " Action Jackson ( who has three solo posts on the blog plus three entries in my Justice League cast ) who is a well known sex maniac and insists on inspecting all her new employees - orally.
He probably used her as his personal sex toy while they were on tour.
I don´t think of myself as sexy but I am a very sexual being, I always have sex on my mind. I feel very comfortable with it and I think it´s great if a guy has a good sized package. I know the effect my body has on guys so I sometimes use it to get especially well hung guys into my bedroom where I tie them to the bed and bang their brains out in a marathon sex orgy. I go completely crazy and make them squirt again and again until they are completely drained. I regret doing it but I´ll turn around and do it again.
Daimn, now that I think about it there was one concert they had to cancel because Janet´s voice was gone. That pervert probably had her screaming her lungs out while he was relentlessly hammering her into submission with his giant swollen appendage - all night long, don´t stop.
I always knew that Janet was a sex freak ( Janet admitted to joining the Mile High Club and is a well known size queen ) and although the rumors that Bobby Brown banged her in the 80s might not be true it is much more believable that she used Justin Timberlake as her sextoy and dumped him after a month of steamy sex marathons . According to Justin it took Janet an hour to get in my pants after we first hooked up and she was so wild in bed that I didn´t know how to handle it. I was falling in love with Miss Jackson but during our get - togethers she only wanted to have sex.
From that point on we had a few fuck flings with various young and well endowed studs and I guess that she must have had a suspicion about my sexual orientation because a few times after she got me sufficiently drunk she said she just had to find out how many dildos she could fit into me. Of course they were always extremely long double dildos with strange shapes and hidden special features and she gave as good as she got. Sometimes even better because there was this one time where she attacked me with a fourty inch monster and normally that means twenty inches for each one but the crazy slut somehow managed to impale me with a full 30 inches.
I tried to stop her from stretching me out but she was like possessed and wouldn´t stop her merciless assault. Sabrina had a dance formation so she was a pro at doing the splits and she managed to spread my legs apart like a fillipino hooker so that her clit was almost touching mine every time she almost completely rammed the 30 inches in. On top of that - or better said on top of me - she started slowly girating her midsection so that the giant doubledildo worked me like an oil drill. Needless to say that I soon ceased all efforts to fight back especially since I was writhing in convulsions. With that victory Sabrina started to really pound the hell out of me and at the end of the night I experienced multiple orgasms that lasted two hours.
Sabrina was long gone at that point so she couldn´t help me when I was tag - teamed by two horny bellhops. Apparently somebody in the next room had called the front desk because of the endless hours of screaming while Sabrina worked me over. When they came in I was still in a delirious state, only semi - conscious and when they saw the page 3 girl of their perverted sex dreams completely naked with her legs spread wide open, covered in sweat and squeezing her massive boobs while she couldn´t stop moaning they were stunned. But once they realized that I was completely defenseless they got naked and took advantage of my post orgasm sex coma. They couldn´t have been older than 18 but they had bigger horsecocks than professional porn actors and at that age they could get hard easily and last all night. They quickly started drilling me from both sides in more than Prince´s twenty - two positions in a one - night stand and every time I thought it couldn´t get harder their swollen appendages grew two sizes. These two breeding stallions worked me long and hard all night like an express pony - with little or no rest - and when it was finally over the next morning I needed another week to recuperate from the grueling special midnight olmpics. During which I got excellent service by the two bellhops at day while at night their resumed their squirt sessions.
I don´t know how I ever managed to get out alive. They became sex addicted after that and when I was away started sexually assaulting the cleaning staff which were all asian women on a daily basis until they had turned them into their sex slaves. For which women of asian descent are predestined since they are natural born prostitutes due to centuries of being raped or being used as comfort women. But even slam - banging half a dozen of young, big breasted asian sexbombs with perfect bubblebutts and legs up to their chin to their heart´s contend wasn´t enough and they started to molest female hotel guests with extremely big breasts.
As it had to happen the whole thing blew wide open when they brutally dicktamed a minor by mistake. Their error was understandable because she registered at the hotel with a fake ID and she already had the body of an adult woman with bigger natural breasts than most porn stars. In fact it was because of her bonerguaranteeing huge breasts that she registered at the hotel with a fake ID and under a false name. When she turned 14 her boobs started growing and until her 15th birthday they grew at least two inches every week, much to the delight of all her horny male classmates.
Now just six months later her Mom had to go to the hospital for a few weeks and once her horny stepfather realized what giant - sized tits she had he began breaking her in. At first he raped her only twice a week but when they got the notice that her mother had to stay an additional three months at the hospital he put her to the test all night long, every night.
And after two months of being drowned in cum by a serial rapist the hapless girl - who was just four months shy of her sixteenth birthday - fled to this hotel only to become the victim of two sex crazy teenagers with giant monstercocks. Like I said, the whole thing came out and I don´t know if they became porn stars or monks after serving a prison sentence.
And you can read more secret sex confessions of Samantha Fox - straight from the most reliable yellow press tabloids - in my second post on her .
As for Sabrina " Bouncing Action " Salerno, I wrote her first cult siren entry way back in 2014 with annual re - posts in 2015 , 2016 and in 2017 where I always tried to do the ultimate version adding little things here and there.
Coming back to comicbooks after this unplanned rant, I have to mention Bob Budiansky who turned 66. Which started out as kind of an error since I thought he was the guy who did the inks on the first american Captain America issues I read when in fact he is best known for his work on Marvel´s Transformer series and co - creating Sleepwalker, one of my favorite comics from the 90s. Oh, he also wrote all issues of that series.
It´s one of Marvel Comics weirdest and most overlooked series but at the moment I don´t have enough material to do a full spotlight post on it.
To make up for that here is a little fan made trailer to show the untapped potential of the book and with the current state of Disney´s cinematic Marvel universe I am almost relieved that they haven´t touched this.
I mean, Cloak & Dagger is one of the easiest comicbook series to adapt for movies or tv and think about what a big pile of SJW crap that turned into.
To complete the comic book artist birthday trifecta - well. if you count Francisco Ibáñez - a final shoutout goes to the great, late Dan Adkins.
If you are a fan of Marvel´s ESSENTIAL line or the MARVEL MASTERWORKS - or now the Epic Collections - his name will pop up there constantly since he not only drew a lot of the issues in the Silver Age but also inked all the greats like John Buscema, Gene Colan, Gil Kane or John Byrne to name just a few. He really deserves a post of his own but as usual all the pages I have from him are dispersed over many folders. It´s impossibly to squeeze an entire career into a few paragraphs but luckily THE COMICS JOURNAL has an extensive biography on Dan Adkins and the always reliable folks at TWOMORROWS have two interviews with Dan Adkins, one conducted by Roy Thomas about his work with Wally Wood from Alter Ego Vol 3 issue 8 and one by John B. Cooke about his work on the T.H.U.N.D.E.R. Agents series from Comic Book Artist issue 14 . And if you ask yourself why you should check out the work of this comic icon here is my favorite Doctor Strange cover by Gene Colan - possibly the first I saw - which he inked.
Since I have nothing new to add to the rest of the celebrity birthdays from the 15th of March which I already covered in my Sabrina Salerno re - post from 2017 we are going to skip them this year. Staying on the subject of the Sorcerer Supreme I didn´t find any video with Dan Adkins work on the title but among the more recent stories with the Master of the Mystic Arts is The Oath and the mini series has been reprinted due to the release of the new Doctor Strange movie. Which I think was one of the last Marvel cinematic universe that you could watch without cringing. Anyway, they even reprinted the first issue as a free Halloween Comicfest giveaway so you have no excuse not to give this a try. It even features Night Nurse.
Now while Benedict Cumberbatch is the first actor to play Doctor Stephen Strange on the big screen he is not the first to play that part in a live action adaption. There was a tv movie that was supposed to be the pilot for an ongoing tv series and Brandon brings us one of his usual cult movie reviews taking an impartial look at the good, the bad and the strange.
Since I couldn´t find the video of Marlene Mourreau´s bellydance here is another gifted performer and if you wonder how I knew what it was since I couldn´t read the description, the preview picture pretty much says it all. I think this is one of the few good things to spin out of the casting shows : all the other versions from different countries that aren´t as prudish as the United States and which has really talented brabusters.
Now that´s the kind of women´s movement I could really get behind.
We are returning one last time to the Marvel side of things and who else misses the classic Saturday morning cartoons ? One thing that really bugs me when I surprisingly manage to get up early on the weekend is that there are no cartoons. I usually have to put some on from the DVD collection - currently I am alternating between Justice League and The Brave And The Bold - but unless a tv station is doing a marathon of the few current cartoon shows that are entertaining - like Hilda, Gravity Falls or Symbiotic Titan - or a Studio Ghibli week it´s a cartoon wasteland.
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