Tuesday, August 06, 2019

It´s a Tittilating Tuesday with Jessica Nigri

Continuing with our celebrity birthday list since we already covered the anniversaries from July the 31st and August the 1st in my post on the first issue of Mark Waid and George Perez excellent THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD series ( I have to finish posting the issues especially since George Perez has now oficially retired from comicbooks ) we go directly to August the 2nd and another DC Comics related birthday with the late Dave Hunt.


He gave a lot of DC books a kind of house style look among which also was THE LEGION OF SUPER - HEROES and if you know me you know that I never let the opportunity pass to put more Legion related content on the blog.


Which in the case of last year´s Dave Hunt tribute includes a lot of original Legion art pages. The post also has a large section about Kate Bush whose birthday was on the 30th of July and about whom I almost never get to write despite the fact that she is one of my all - time favorite artists.



I also have to mention Betty Weider a.k.a. Betty Brosmer who celebrated her 84th birthday on August the 2nd because while there is nothing new to add it has been three years since I re - posted her original cult siren entry which I wrote in 2011 . Which is still the second most popular post on TALES FROM THE KRYPTONIAN. Betty was one of the most famous pin up models who was once described as a mixture between Jessica Rabbit and Traci Lords and she had what was later coined the hourglass figure ( in her heyday her measurements were somewhere around 38 - 18 - 36 ! ).

Her 2016 re - post includes more birthdays from the 2nd of August and newcomers to the blog might want to check out my post on Alan Davis´ excellent ELSEWORLDS mini series SUPERBOY´S LEGION which has my utmost recommendation. By the way, with the comic related birthdays I am only including the ones where I have already written a post I can link to. I know that this may tip the scales in favor of the cult sirens of notice but otherwise I never get to finish the birthday lists. Speaking of which you can find the celebrity birthdays for August the 4th in last years Don Heck IRON MAN post and in my post from 2016 about the famous WHAT IF ? story from issue 10 in which Jane Foster picks up Thor´s hammer making the whole JANE FOSTER AS THE NEW THOR / GODMOTHER OF ASGARD story that is still going ridiculous - they did the whole thing in one issue !


And to think that there actually is an exact time frame where not only somebody else cold easily lay claim to Mjolnir but we also know that somebody did and was granted the power of Thor. And there was a long time before he claimed that power where anyone who was worthy could have gotten it. If you care to actually read the original THOR comicbooks.


Mind you, the person in question is GRANTED the power of Thor. He doesn´t become Thor. Because Thor is a person, not a job description. I mean, even in that awful story the writer went to such lengths to change the inscription on Mjolnir so that it said " Whoever holds this hammer if SHE be worthy shall possess the power of Thor " without any idea what it really means. It doesn´t say " shall become Thor " but " shall possess the power of Thor " because it is the thunder gods power. No matter what it´s only leased and it can´t be transferred. It can be shared under some circumstances but that´s too complicated to get into. Man, it´s really about time to start my long postponed series about the Eric Masterson Thor. Especially since that is the direction the movies seem to be going. 


Coming from the awful Thorgirl which always looked like bad cosplay to good cosplay you might think that the way I am obsessed with bigbreasted cosplay sexbombs I must have already written a number of posts on mega famous cosplay stripper Jessica Nigri who turned 30 on the 5th of August 5th since she is one of the few cosplay blow up sex dolls who can go toe to toe or rather boob to boob with hasian cosplay sensation Yaya Han´s giant 40D oppai with her 38C airbags. But nope, not one solo post in sight.


Her videos appear more often but I have to be careful since they are often too risky to post. And even if I find some that I can post without having to fear that the post gets taken down her videos are so raunchy they get deleted. Serves me right for not choosing one of her many fap challenges.


Although I don´t understand where the challenge part comes in. Like any man can not do it. One thing that always proves that most people don´t know much about Jessica Nigri is that a lot of them criticize her for doing übersexy cosplays. In the case of Yaya Han she can´t help it because she is an asian mega busty sexbomb and it´s almost impossible to hide her oppai.


What most people forget or are not aware of is that Jessica Nigri is a professional model first and a cosplayer second. Which I am not saying to dis her cosplay abilities which are extraordinary. Otherwise she would not have become such a big name in the cosplay arena. But when she makes a costume she does it with the approach of a model so staying true to the original source material may not be her first priority. Maybe she is thinking more about just having fun and how she looks in it. Aww, what do I know ?



So far I had written six posts on Yaya - two of them are pretty safe but the other four are absolutely not safe for work - and I keep mentioning her on various JLA casting posts and any other posts involving asian sexbombs like Kiana Tom, Ava Cadell, Akira Lane, Miko Lee, Gail Kim or Minka and I swear the completely NSFW BIG YAYA HAN POST is still in the pipeline. In the meantime I have made two new posts about Yaya which showcase a part of her incredible anatomy that I have ignored too often - her legs.


One reason why Miko kept popping up in the posts about Yaya Han is that I needed a body double for Yaya´s more explicit sex scenes I had in mind.


Which is not ideal since Yaya Han has a 40D bust and Miko Lee is nowhere near in that league. Thankfully it looks like hasian talk show host Jeannie Mai is auditioning for the part and while she also is a bit smaller than Yaya in the chest area she does have an impressive skill set. I am convinced.



This hot sexbomb is of vietnamese descend and even though she is " only " a 37C and not a 40D like Yaya I think she could be a body double for her.


At least it would be fun to put her body to the test for the sex scenes.


Now I have gotten some comments that I should ease down with over - sexualizing Jeannie Mai but that´s not easy when you keep in mind my obsession about asian women and the fact that Jeannie has never made a secret about what a sex freak she is and how much she enjoys having sex.


I mean, literally the very first thing I found with her was the video with her boob exercises in which she admitted to doing them not only to make her breasts look better because she enjoys men drooling all over them but with the specific intent of getting guys harder than unto a thing of iron !


The topic of sex has come up quite frequently on THE REAL TALK ( I´m just glad that I have not found a source for it because I would watch it 24 / 7 just to get some glimpses of Jeannie ) so we know that Jeannie just loves to dress up be it for Halloween or in the privacy of her bedroom.


On top of that she has the perfect bubblebutt - like most asian women so it´s no wonder her ex hubby always tried to persuade her to wear a thong ( remember the thong incident ? ), she admitted to frequently using all kind of toys to spice up her sex life and she has gone on record that her favorite location to let her inner nymphomanic really loose is a hotel room because : " There are certain things I just can´t do at home. I eat at that table. " So you tell me, am I really exaggerating here or am I falling short ?



There are more anniversaries from the 5th of August to be found in this FLASH FRIDAY WITH PAUL RYAN post and we are staying with ultimate bikini hardbodies and while Jessica Nigri has not been naked in PLAYBOY - yet ( never give up hope ) - our next cult siren has done so multiple times.


Lisa Boyle celebrated her 55th birthday on August the 6th and I have to call foul on her imdb entry that states she is best known for her roles in Bad Boys, Face / Off, Lost Highway or The Nutty Professor. Man, I didn´t even know she was in those movies. No, if you know Lisa Boyle it´s either from her pictures in PLAYBOY and the over 25 Playboy magazine Special Editions where she was often paired with Patricia Ford, her roles in such erotic classics like Friend Of The Family, Midnight Tease, Dreammaster - The Erotic Invader and I Like To Play Games Too showing everything she got or her recurring role on 80s / 90s cult sitcom Married With Children.


She played Fawn, one of Kelly´s bosom buddies - with a huge emphasis on the bosom part - and constantly outshone Christina Applegate like in this scene from the episode Spring Break - Part 1 from season 10 where she really pushed her 35Cs so tightly together in her tiny red bikini top when she´s leaning forward that I totally forgot that Christina was in the shot.


Closing out this part you can find more celebrity birthdays from August the 6th in this Gil Kane post . I would like to add an erotic movie with Lisa but since all her videos were deleted here is another classic skin flick.



Speaking of celebrity birthdays from August the 6th, Spice Girl Geri Halliwell ( not related to the Halliwell sisters from CHARMED ) turned 47.


Initially I wanted to skip her but going over my old posts I realized that I never posted her extremely erotic music video for It´s Raining Men.



Ever since I first wrote about Enki Bracaj I have been getting request for more videos with her since those are not that easy to find on YouTube but it seems I never get to do it. So I am including links for the best ones I have left right below. There are a few ones I am keeping just in case but these are the best ones of Enki in action that I have not posted yet.


As for news about everyone´s favorite news girl aside from an interview where she went on record that her breast size is 34DD and all natural ( sadly I can´t link to the interview because the website is NSFW ) there is nothing new to report. Here are the videos with Enki in all her glory :

7:47 min of Enki letting it all hang out / 7:16 min Enki showing right nipple again and again / 7:14 min of Enki´s overdeveloped boobs trying to bust free / 6:29 Enki moving her breasts while being a bit close to the screen / 6:19 of Enki´s huge rack almost exposing her nipple / 6:05 min of Enki fronting / 6:00 min of Enki letting it swing / 5:56 min of Enki letting it all hang loose / 5:40 of Enki and her heavenly hangers almost lying on the table / 5:13 min of Enki´s massive milkshakes looking hot / 5:05 right nipple peeking right away while being a bit close to the screen / 5:04 Enki´s tits were made for massaging hard schlongs until they squirt / 5:03 min of Enki´s right nipple peeking out now and then / 4:56 Enki seconds away from showing right nipple / 4:55 min of blow up sex doll Enki pushing her big boobs together / 4:53 min of Enki teasing a nippleslip with her twin torpedoes / 4:47 min of Enki trying to keep the twins down / 4:18 min of Enki trying to cover up her big melons / 4:12 min of Enki delivering the goods / 3:38 of Enki rocking the cleavage ( slight nippleslip ) / 3:46 min of Busenwunder Enki getting jiggly with it / 3:17 Enkis boobs swinging low / 3:17 Enki boob action while being a bit close to the screen / 3:02 Enki´s big boobs swinging almost showing something / 3:00 Enki leaning over and open mouth without sound this looks like a blowjob instruction video !







We are staying with giant boobs made for porn and because there are no videos of Enki Bracaj naked - or at least wearing a bikini - here are the extremely bigbreasted contestants from the Hot 100 Bikini Contest and the Rehab Bikini Invitational. Especially the last one is like a parade of the biggest double airbags I have ever seen in a bikini contest which might have something to do with the fact that none other than Hugh Hefner´s daughter Crystal Hefner who herself has been a playmate is dj - ing this.







Originally I wanted to save this video for my next post on Walter Simonson´s run on THOR - or at least until I can finally start my series on the Eric Masterson Thor - but I have the feeling it is sorely needed to remind people out there what Thor is all about. And it´s not about beating up super villains because it´s that time of the month or making hundreds of hammers that are not worth crap or a supporting character becoming the highest being in Asgard because she´s a woman. Like there are no female god in Asgard who would be better suited for the job.



Speaking of making a joke out of the thunder god the really sad part is that this episode of JOHNNY BRAVO treats the original source material with more respect that all the writers currently working for Disney.



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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZngMDl6x7s A Jessica Nigri video you might like! Maybe inspire you to make some gifs from it ;)

SUBZERO said...

Sorry, but right now my laptop doesn´t work very well so making new GIFs has to wait until I can get it fixed or buy a new one. But don´t worry, I´m sure there are ülenty of Jessica Nigri GIFs on the internet nd dozens I haven´t posted yet. But thanks for the link, I really appreciate it.