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Tuesday, August 06, 2019

It´s a Tittilating Tuesday with Jessica Nigri

Continuing with our celebrity birthday list since we already covered the anniversaries from July the 31st and August the 1st in my post on the first issue of Mark Waid and George Perez excellent THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD series ( I have to finish posting the issues especially since George Perez has now oficially retired from comicbooks ) we go directly to August the 2nd and another DC Comics related birthday with the late Dave Hunt.


He gave a lot of DC books a kind of house style look among which also was THE LEGION OF SUPER - HEROES and if you know me you know that I never let the opportunity pass to put more Legion related content on the blog.


Which in the case of last year´s Dave Hunt tribute includes a lot of original Legion art pages. The post also has a large section about Kate Bush whose birthday was on the 30th of July and about whom I almost never get to write despite the fact that she is one of my all - time favorite artists.



I also have to mention Betty Weider a.k.a. Betty Brosmer who celebrated her 84th birthday on August the 2nd because while there is nothing new to add it has been three years since I re - posted her original cult siren entry which I wrote in 2011 . Which is still the second most popular post on TALES FROM THE KRYPTONIAN. Betty was one of the most famous pin up models who was once described as a mixture between Jessica Rabbit and Traci Lords and she had what was later coined the hourglass figure ( in her heyday her measurements were somewhere around 38 - 18 - 36 ! ).

Her 2016 re - post includes more birthdays from the 2nd of August and newcomers to the blog might want to check out my post on Alan Davis´ excellent ELSEWORLDS mini series SUPERBOY´S LEGION which has my utmost recommendation. By the way, with the comic related birthdays I am only including the ones where I have already written a post I can link to. I know that this may tip the scales in favor of the cult sirens of notice but otherwise I never get to finish the birthday lists. Speaking of which you can find the celebrity birthdays for August the 4th in last years Don Heck IRON MAN post and in my post from 2016 about the famous WHAT IF ? story from issue 10 in which Jane Foster picks up Thor´s hammer making the whole JANE FOSTER AS THE NEW THOR / GODMOTHER OF ASGARD story that is still going ridiculous - they did the whole thing in one issue !


And to think that there actually is an exact time frame where not only somebody else cold easily lay claim to Mjolnir but we also know that somebody did and was granted the power of Thor. And there was a long time before he claimed that power where anyone who was worthy could have gotten it. If you care to actually read the original THOR comicbooks.


Mind you, the person in question is GRANTED the power of Thor. He doesn´t become Thor. Because Thor is a person, not a job description. I mean, even in that awful story the writer went to such lengths to change the inscription on Mjolnir so that it said " Whoever holds this hammer if SHE be worthy shall possess the power of Thor " without any idea what it really means. It doesn´t say " shall become Thor " but " shall possess the power of Thor " because it is the thunder gods power. No matter what it´s only leased and it can´t be transferred. It can be shared under some circumstances but that´s too complicated to get into. Man, it´s really about time to start my long postponed series about the Eric Masterson Thor. Especially since that is the direction the movies seem to be going. 


Coming from the awful Thorgirl which always looked like bad cosplay to good cosplay you might think that the way I am obsessed with bigbreasted cosplay sexbombs I must have already written a number of posts on mega famous cosplay stripper Jessica Nigri who turned 30 on the 5th of August 5th since she is one of the few cosplay blow up sex dolls who can go toe to toe or rather boob to boob with hasian cosplay sensation Yaya Han´s giant 40D oppai with her 38C airbags. But nope, not one solo post in sight.


Her videos appear more often but I have to be careful since they are often too risky to post. And even if I find some that I can post without having to fear that the post gets taken down her videos are so raunchy they get deleted. Serves me right for not choosing one of her many fap challenges.


Although I don´t understand where the challenge part comes in. Like any man can not do it. One thing that always proves that most people don´t know much about Jessica Nigri is that a lot of them criticize her for doing übersexy cosplays. In the case of Yaya Han she can´t help it because she is an asian mega busty sexbomb and it´s almost impossible to hide her oppai.


What most people forget or are not aware of is that Jessica Nigri is a professional model first and a cosplayer second. Which I am not saying to dis her cosplay abilities which are extraordinary. Otherwise she would not have become such a big name in the cosplay arena. But when she makes a costume she does it with the approach of a model so staying true to the original source material may not be her first priority. Maybe she is thinking more about just having fun and how she looks in it. Aww, what do I know ?



So far I had written six posts on Yaya - two of them are pretty safe but the other four are absolutely not safe for work - and I keep mentioning her on various JLA casting posts and any other posts involving asian sexbombs like Kiana Tom, Ava Cadell, Akira Lane, Miko Lee, Gail Kim or Minka and I swear the completely NSFW BIG YAYA HAN POST is still in the pipeline. In the meantime I have made two new posts about Yaya which showcase a part of her incredible anatomy that I have ignored too often - her legs.


One reason why Miko kept popping up in the posts about Yaya Han is that I needed a body double for Yaya´s more explicit sex scenes I had in mind.


Which is not ideal since Yaya Han has a 40D bust and Miko Lee is nowhere near in that league. Thankfully it looks like hasian talk show host Jeannie Mai is auditioning for the part and while she also is a bit smaller than Yaya in the chest area she does have an impressive skill set. I am convinced.



This hot sexbomb is of vietnamese descend and even though she is " only " a 37C and not a 40D like Yaya I think she could be a body double for her.


At least it would be fun to put her body to the test for the sex scenes.


Now I have gotten some comments that I should ease down with over - sexualizing Jeannie Mai but that´s not easy when you keep in mind my obsession about asian women and the fact that Jeannie has never made a secret about what a sex freak she is and how much she enjoys having sex.


I mean, literally the very first thing I found with her was the video with her boob exercises in which she admitted to doing them not only to make her breasts look better because she enjoys men drooling all over them but with the specific intent of getting guys harder than unto a thing of iron !


The topic of sex has come up quite frequently on THE REAL TALK ( I´m just glad that I have not found a source for it because I would watch it 24 / 7 just to get some glimpses of Jeannie ) so we know that Jeannie just loves to dress up be it for Halloween or in the privacy of her bedroom.


On top of that she has the perfect bubblebutt - like most asian women so it´s no wonder her ex hubby always tried to persuade her to wear a thong ( remember the thong incident ? ), she admitted to frequently using all kind of toys to spice up her sex life and she has gone on record that her favorite location to let her inner nymphomanic really loose is a hotel room because : " There are certain things I just can´t do at home. I eat at that table. " So you tell me, am I really exaggerating here or am I falling short ?



There are more anniversaries from the 5th of August to be found in this FLASH FRIDAY WITH PAUL RYAN post and we are staying with ultimate bikini hardbodies and while Jessica Nigri has not been naked in PLAYBOY - yet ( never give up hope ) - our next cult siren has done so multiple times.


Lisa Boyle celebrated her 55th birthday on August the 6th and I have to call foul on her imdb entry that states she is best known for her roles in Bad Boys, Face / Off, Lost Highway or The Nutty Professor. Man, I didn´t even know she was in those movies. No, if you know Lisa Boyle it´s either from her pictures in PLAYBOY and the over 25 Playboy magazine Special Editions where she was often paired with Patricia Ford, her roles in such erotic classics like Friend Of The Family, Midnight Tease, Dreammaster - The Erotic Invader and I Like To Play Games Too showing everything she got or her recurring role on 80s / 90s cult sitcom Married With Children.


She played Fawn, one of Kelly´s bosom buddies - with a huge emphasis on the bosom part - and constantly outshone Christina Applegate like in this scene from the episode Spring Break - Part 1 from season 10 where she really pushed her 35Cs so tightly together in her tiny red bikini top when she´s leaning forward that I totally forgot that Christina was in the shot.


Closing out this part you can find more celebrity birthdays from August the 6th in this Gil Kane post . I would like to add an erotic movie with Lisa but since all her videos were deleted here is another classic skin flick.



Speaking of celebrity birthdays from August the 6th, Spice Girl Geri Halliwell ( not related to the Halliwell sisters from CHARMED ) turned 47.


Initially I wanted to skip her but going over my old posts I realized that I never posted her extremely erotic music video for It´s Raining Men.



Ever since I first wrote about Enki Bracaj I have been getting request for more videos with her since those are not that easy to find on YouTube but it seems I never get to do it. So I am including links for the best ones I have left right below. There are a few ones I am keeping just in case but these are the best ones of Enki in action that I have not posted yet.


As for news about everyone´s favorite news girl aside from an interview where she went on record that her breast size is 34DD and all natural ( sadly I can´t link to the interview because the website is NSFW ) there is nothing new to report. Here are the videos with Enki in all her glory :

7:47 min of Enki letting it all hang out / 7:16 min Enki showing right nipple again and again / 7:14 min of Enki´s overdeveloped boobs trying to bust free / 6:29 Enki moving her breasts while being a bit close to the screen / 6:19 of Enki´s huge rack almost exposing her nipple / 6:05 min of Enki fronting / 6:00 min of Enki letting it swing / 5:56 min of Enki letting it all hang loose / 5:40 of Enki and her heavenly hangers almost lying on the table / 5:13 min of Enki´s massive milkshakes looking hot / 5:05 right nipple peeking right away while being a bit close to the screen / 5:04 Enki´s tits were made for massaging hard schlongs until they squirt / 5:03 min of Enki´s right nipple peeking out now and then / 4:56 Enki seconds away from showing right nipple / 4:55 min of blow up sex doll Enki pushing her big boobs together / 4:53 min of Enki teasing a nippleslip with her twin torpedoes / 4:47 min of Enki trying to keep the twins down / 4:18 min of Enki trying to cover up her big melons / 4:12 min of Enki delivering the goods / 3:38 of Enki rocking the cleavage ( slight nippleslip ) / 3:46 min of Busenwunder Enki getting jiggly with it / 3:17 Enkis boobs swinging low / 3:17 Enki boob action while being a bit close to the screen / 3:02 Enki´s big boobs swinging almost showing something / 3:00 Enki leaning over and open mouth without sound this looks like a blowjob instruction video !







We are staying with giant boobs made for porn and because there are no videos of Enki Bracaj naked - or at least wearing a bikini - here are the extremely bigbreasted contestants from the Hot 100 Bikini Contest and the Rehab Bikini Invitational. Especially the last one is like a parade of the biggest double airbags I have ever seen in a bikini contest which might have something to do with the fact that none other than Hugh Hefner´s daughter Crystal Hefner who herself has been a playmate is dj - ing this.







Originally I wanted to save this video for my next post on Walter Simonson´s run on THOR - or at least until I can finally start my series on the Eric Masterson Thor - but I have the feeling it is sorely needed to remind people out there what Thor is all about. And it´s not about beating up super villains because it´s that time of the month or making hundreds of hammers that are not worth crap or a supporting character becoming the highest being in Asgard because she´s a woman. Like there are no female god in Asgard who would be better suited for the job.



Speaking of making a joke out of the thunder god the really sad part is that this episode of JOHNNY BRAVO treats the original source material with more respect that all the writers currently working for Disney.



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Wednesday, August 17, 2016

Best Epic Collection : A Touch Of Typhoid

I want to use John Romita Jr´s 60th birthday to write about his Daredevil run with Ann Nocenti and pimp what is THE best Epic Collection EVER.


Now actually I am writing this AFTER his 60th birthday but I had to take one day off from blogging because my vision started to get blurry and while I enjoy writing this blog I don´t want to loose my eyesight over it.


So this post will be about the newly released Epic Collection DAREDEVIL - A TOUCH OF TYPHOID that contains a big chunk of my favorite Daredevil run, issues 253 to 270. There are three issues not drawn by John Romita Jr, one DAREDEVIL issue by Ron Lim, one DAREDEVIL issue by Steve Ditko and one PUNISHER issue by Whilce Portacio but there are still 16 issues by John Romita Jr in this 472 page collection. Now you are probably thinking, wait a minute, didn´t you say that THOR - WAR OF THE PANTHEONS was the best Epic Collection, and then it was POWER MAN & IRON FIST - HEROES FOR HIRE and IRON MAN - STARK WARS after that and then it was supposed to be IRON MAN - WAR GAMES ? Well that is all true.


The THOR trade was one of the first Epic Collections Disney put out and I still think it is a fantastic trade, not only because it is from one of my favorite periods which is undeservedly totally underappreciated but also because it collects a big, epic story that is self contained. They just don´t make stories like that anymore. Then came the POWER MAN & IRON FIST trade which is in a class of it´s own because it´s Bronze Age street level heroism meets martial arts at it´s best. And of course the IRON MAN trades cover the best stories ARMOR WARS and ARMOR WARS II which is also drawn by John Romita Jr and which I mentioned in this post which was supposed to go deeper into detail about the series but then it was mostly about where you can find the issues in trade paperback form.


So either Disney is getting better at putting out the Epic Collections or I have somehow managed to cherry pick the best of the best because let´s face it they still are quite expensive. And there still is the problem with the gutter loss although it is not as big of a problem as I first anticipated because unlike the Condor pocket books we german comic readers had to suffer in the 1980s the binding is actually good enough to open the book completely without it turning into a loose leaf collection. So I have bought a few more even if I already had all the issues or most of them in single issue form. Because not only do the Epic Collection include a lot of extras it is also nice to be able to read those issues in one trade in nice brisk color as the original single issues are very faded in most of the cases.


When I was faced with finding a topic to write about the first thing I did was go back to all the posts I had already written about since I didn´t want to just rephrase things. I don´t get to post as often as I want so that when I get the chance I want to offer my readers something new. We already covered John Romita Jr´s first run on IRON MAN with David Micheline and Bob Layton in this post where I pimped the IRON MAN omnibus and I bet anybody who didn´t grab the chance to pick it up from amazon at 66 EUROS is biting himself in the ass right now. I also wrote about the MARVEL VISIONARIES - JOHN ROMITA JR hardcover which contains issues 128 and 256 of IRON MAN ( the last one is not included in the Epic Collection WAR GAMES since it was not written by John Byrne ) and DAREDEVIL 253 and 266 which I mentioned in this Christmas post.


I also praised Ann Nocenti and John Romita Jr´s Daredevil run in this post and in this post about SECRET WARS II we go into detail about one of the best tie in issues UNCANNY X - MEN 196, also drawn by John Romita Jr.

INTERLUDE : PATTY`S WORLD AND JOHNNY BRAVO`S SECRET ORIGIN

Okay, before we come to our topic of the day there are two things from previous posts I have to address. My last X - MEN INFERNO CROSSOVER post was cut a bit short because I was going to mention this page from DAREDEVIL 263 with Karen Page and Typhoid Mary at Matt´s bedside.


Now I don´t know if it´s just me but the art by John Romita Jr in that sequence reminds me of a spanish comic series my sister used to read.


Which I kind of read through osmosis. Because when you´re young the holidays last forever and no matter how many comics you have there are never enough comics to fill all your days. So my sister read her share of X - MEN, AVENGERS and SUPERMAN while I read her issues of EL MUNDO DE ESTHER. The series was also published in the german BIGGI magazine.


It´s one of the most famous comic series in Spain and the artist of the series, Purita Campos is really big with spanish comic readers and the series has been recently re - published in nice hardcover volumes so all the mothers who used to read it when they were young buy them for her daughters and the younger generation of girls are discovering for the first time. Some of the older readers of this blog from the UK may find this familiar because originally the series was produced for the british comic market were it was published under the name of PATTY`S WORLD first in PRINCESS TINA then PINK and MATES before it was finished in GIRL.


Since there may not be many readers from that generation still around except Terry, PATTY`S WORLD was the ongoing saga of young Patty Lucas.


Patty was basically your standard thoroughly decent, no - nonsense, common - sense - spouting heroine with a tragic past ( her dad, newspaperman Bill Lucas, had inconveniently fallen out of his office window to his death while excitedly announcing the score of the 1966 World Cup ). Patty's long - running strip, drawn by Purita Campos, was almost unique in allowing its central character to age in real time, so that she started out as a young girl but ended up an adult with a daughter of her own ( though the story WAS briefly rebooted by writer Phillip Douglas when it transferred to GIRL ). Following its discontinuation in the UK ( after a more than respectable 17 year run from 1971 - 1988 ), the strip continued to run in publications in Spain, with Patty renamed Esther.


I kind of explained this in the comment section but since I know that nobody reads them this is for all the readers who wondered what the picture I posted with the girl writing in her diary was all about. For more british girl comic goodness you can find some covers by Purita Campos on this thread by COMICS UK , you can see some examples of black and white art from british comic magazines here and for my spanish readers the website TEBEOESFERA has a lengthy article on women in british comics. 


Back to DAREDEVIL and John Romita Jr, one of the issues that is not included in the X - MEN : INFERNO CROSSOVERS hardcover is issue 261 guest starring Johnny Storm. Ann Nocenti shows what a great writer she is because she manages to do more characterization on Johnny Storm on one page than other writers do in entire issues of the FANTASTIC FOUR.


Now in the story Daredevil is missing because he has been pummeled by a barrage of his rogue gallery within an inch of his life only to be thrown off a bridge by Typhoid Mary. So Johnny is trying to get some information from Daredevil´s usual snitches and for the purpose of this he dresses up as a tough guy. Or better what Johnny Storm thinks tough guys looks like.


Of course this doesn´t work so Johnny takes on the toughest guy in the joint but when he still can´t get any co - operation after he manages to pummel the guy he accidently - or not - burns the bar down to the ground.


Thankfully it is included in the Epic Collection A TOUCH OF THYPHOID. And because this is one of the best issues of Ann Nocenti and John Romita Jr´s run on DAREDEVIL - and he´s not even in it for most of the story much like Will Eisner´s THE SPIRIT  - one of the things that stuck with me was Johnny Storm´s look but always in the back of my head.


It was decades later that I realized who this reminded me of.


As always I wanted to know who possibly influenced who and a short pilot of Johnny Bravo aired on Cartoon Network in 1995 while issue 261 of DAREDEVIL came out on December 1988. So if there is a connection between the two Johnnies it can only be that the comic influenced the cartoon which means that the producers of the show need to pay John Romita Jr for using the distinctive likeness of Tough Guy Johnny Storm.



It´s almost time to wrap things up so I should write a bit about the Epic Collection DAREDEVIL - A TOUCH OF TYPHOID. Like I said it´s 472 pages thick, collecting 18 issues of DAREDEVIL and one issue of PUNISHER which is a crossover where you see the same story from the view point of the respective heroes. The regular price is 40 bucks and you can get it from amazon for 35 or 22 in the used books section which is 2 EUROS less than I paid for my copy but I didn´t want to wait any longer. The trade includes the entire Typhoid Mary saga plus a lot of the INFERNO aftermath issues.


John Romita Jr is inked by legendary EC comic artist Al Williamson which he put on his dream list of inker for the book never thinking editor Ralph Macchio could actually get him. As it turns out Al had seen some of John´s artwork and thought his inks might go well with John´s art style.


Before we come to the entertainment block I want to mention that the one series by John Romita Jr I haven´t written much about yet is Jim Shooter´s NEW UNIVERSE book STAR BRAND. The reason for this is that I just got the first trade a few days ago so I haven´t read any issues. The only ones I know are by John Byrne so STAR BRAND will be discussed later. 


We start the countdown of the other celebrity birthdays with PaSean Wilson who turns 55 and is best known for playing Sabrina Hepburn in Striptease. Her part is very short but you can see more of PaSean in the making of. Which for some strange reason is not included in the extras.


Our next Sean is Sean Penn who celebrates his 56th birthday. He was married to Madonna back when she had a tireless body and scandalous music videos with wardrobe malfunctions like in Papa Don´t Preach.


Speaking about 80s pop icons Belinda Carlisle turns 58 and I have to admit I discovered her after her Go Go phase. Usually my father and my music taste never overlapped but he did constantly borrow my Heaven On Earth cassette ( ask your parents what that is or better yet ask your grand parents ) and when I say " borrow " I mean just taking and keeping it.



Coming from music icons to cinema icons Robert De Niro celebrates his 73rd birthday and he is still making fantastic movies like The Intern.



Sometimes YouTube really can surprise you and I never thought I would find an episode of Mister Ed with the great late Mae West guest starring.



The only video about Star Brand with art by John Romita Jr I could find was russian - I think - so I went with a Daredevil one instead. Man, you might get the impression the Marvel universe started with Hickman´s Avengers. Doesn´t anyone remember the New Universe ? I swear most videos on YouTube are made by kids who only read comics for five years.



We are closing out things with a video by entrecomics of Purita Campos Esther Y Sus Mundos exhibition at the 2009 Salon Del Comic in Barcelona.



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