Since I finished the part about 36C - 23 - 36 page 3 girl Corinne Russell in the bonus section of my ( hopefully ) first FLASH FRIDAY post covering Mark Waid and Paul Pelletier's six part CHAIN LIGHTNING SAGA I thought I could use the opportunity to write my first post on her since I just went through her pictures - or at least the pictures of her I have until now.
The idea is to put the first batch of pictures out there to counter all of the horror stuff that will be on the blog around Halloween a bit although another reason is to include some stuff that has piled up making the last posts and wouldn't you know it a lot of it happens to be horror related.
Be that as it may the purpose of this post is to be just a quick way ( yeah, like that ever works out like planned ) to put more content out so I will be using ye olde " copy / paste " schtick since I would have to go back to the forum where I found her pictures to get more background information on her and at the moment I just don't have the time for it.
While Corinne Russell is probably best known for AC / DC's music video You Shook Me All Night Long and for playing the hooker Candy in the first ( and for me still only ) Highlander movie ( because I stick to the tagline " There can be only one. " so I choose to ignore all the other sequels ) with Christopher Lambert ( and you can read more about him, his ex wife Diane Lane and french - in every sense of the word - wardrobe malfunction prone 40C - 25 - 35 sex goddess Sophie " Tits Out " Marceau whom Christopher Lambert slam - fucked in the worst way for seven ( !!! ) years in my latest tribute post to Mark Texeira's GHOST RIDER ).
Other movies where you might have seen Corinne without realizing it are Absolute Beginners where she played the giant typewriter dancer, the James Bond movie Octopussy ( which is the only James Bond movie I still have not seen ) where she danced in silhouette in the opening credits and in Bolero with the perfect ten 40C - 22 - 36 1980 sex icon Bo Derek .
Obviously she became one of the " Hill's Angels " on The Benny Hill Show in 1983 and since finding clips from that program are almost impossible to find I am including a few links that I found going through a forum ( more on that in a minute ) : from the already mentioned " Saucy Boy With A Slingshot " sketch just the part with Benny Hill and Corinne Russell , Corinne dancing and swaying her hips and Corinne in black and white . Futhermore we have Corinne Russell in another Benny Hill sketch loosing her dress and another appearance in the Keep Fit Cruise / Cruise Liner segment on The Benny Hill Show as well as Corinne Russell on the Kennt Everett Television Show and another performance on that show and in a Cointreau sketch on the same show. Last but not least here are clips with Corinne Russell in the tv movie Harry's Kingdom ( 1987 ) with a close up from that and also Corinne Russell in Gone To the Dogs ( 1991 ).
Hopefully we can get more into that in future Corinne Russell posts.
As longtime followers of the blog know I always prefer to have some kind of overarching theme to my posts and as some might guess from the title Today it's Germany. Because while going through the pictures Yesterday I noticed how many covers there were from german publications like Neue Revue, Praline, Schluesselloch, Wochenend, Sexy, Oho ! and even the prestigious movie review magazine Cinema. Yep, Corinne Russell was very prolific all over the world and this includes my old homestead.
Those who have read previous GOODBYE GERMANY posts know that this is my way to say farewell to all of my comicbooks I had to sell when I was forced to move to Spain although it was not only my comicbook collection I had to leave behind. Basically I had to get rid of everything I owned and only was allowed to keep what I could cram into a suitcase.
Plus my laptop ( who self destructed after a few months ), what I could fit into a bag and the clothes I was wearing. Which naturally included all of my adult magazines and to tell the truth a lot of the money I did get for selling my stuff ( as little as that was since I had to sell it fast ) was for my collection of adult magazines that went back to July 1985 which was when I was finally old enough to buy my first issue of the PLAYBOY.
Which had Grace Jones on the cover ( and inside since she was doing promotion for the James Bond movie The Living Daylights I wish Today's Bond girls would take a page out of her book here ) and if I remember correctly there was some kind of special inside with lots of nude pictures of famous german movie stars like Elke Sommer, Alice and Ellen Kessler, Nastassja Kinski or Sybil Danning - which we all covered on this blog.
Anyway, when my english improved enough to read the US version of the PLAYBOY I had the choice to get either the german version or the original version of PLAYBOY - and even the spanish version when I was in Spain during the summer holidays - and sometimes I would get both because the german playmate of the month would be a different one than in the US version or there were other famous Busenwunder in the german mag .
Now over the last almost 40 years I did not only collect PLAYBOY issues - or PENTHOUSE issues for that matter especially when they started with PENTHOUSE COMIX - and so I also got a lot of the previously mentioned german nudie magazine that you could also get at gas stations and which prime audience were perps, truckers and soldiers. Anyway, without a lot of the PLAYBOY issues I still kept I would not have gotten as much money - especially since there were a lot of those special issues amongst them - and this is my way to reminiscence a bit about those old publications.
And maybe some of my german readers will also get a kick out of this.
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Speaking of the horror of it all YouTube has deleted the videos of Mtv's The Grind which I had included here but I am leaving the animated GIFs of the grind dancers so that those who did not have a chance to watch them can at least get a glimpse of their bonerinducing dance moves.
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Besides her movie reviews and pop culture icon spotlights she has done the Epic X - Men series which is still the best content on the subject - be it on YouTube on tv or in movies - as well as complete series of videos on Alejandro Jodorowsky and Moebius The Incal and Frank Herbert's Dune ( for those who want to know more about this iconic science fiction epic and she has done quite a few cosplay photoshhots. Now I am not saying you have to see all of them but especially my newer readers might want to check out her epic cosplay as Zealot from Jim Lee's WILDC.A.T.S.
She´s keeping it real with the skimpiness of the costume but I have to call foul on not incorporating the DD metal push up bra. So not cool.
And while she shows that she can really spread those gams like a phillipino hooker the interesting side is her BACKside to see if her costume also has the micro thong made out of dental floss from the comic series. I bet she´s got the pumps and a bump and all the horny cosplayers wanna zooma zoom zoom her boom boom with their dicks.
For those who missed my previous posts I am including the making of her WildC.A.T.S. Zealot cosplay although you don´t get to see much of her in the actual costume. No wonder there are no good GIFs of this.
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Christmas has come early for all fans of wet ASMR sex dream Amy as she does one of her best - and breast - cosplays as the one and only OG Lara Croft making millions of gaming fanboys around the world happy who are tired of the SJWs making Lara's boobs smaller with each new iteration.
Now initially I was going to write that this is the second breast Lara Croft cosplay since all males from my generation still remember the boner - inducing Lara Croft cosplay by all natural 42HH - 24 - 36 Busenwunder Petra Verkaik , Playmate Of The Month December in 1989 , who was in fact the most published woman in PLAYBOY's entire history who also was John Byrne's blueprint for his version of She - Hulk . Which is the breast and still the most beloved version by critics and comicbook fans alike.
Which makes what happened to the She Hulk tv show more unbelievable.
At first it seemed that only seasoned comicbook fans who are familiar with the source material don't like it but after the Disney lapdog press has stopped trying to hype it up - mostly due to all of the latest Marvel franchises bombing in their movie version - it looks like everybody hates it. With a passion. Because of one fiasko after another a woman from the top echelon has been fired and a lot of people say that she was only the scapegoat but she should have been fired for letting the first episode of this atrocity air alone. So there is some divine justice at play here. When I first saw the title of the review videos below I thought this guy must be out of his mind to call She Hulk a masterpiece but after watching them I came to realize that he had only cranked up the sarcasm level to eleven.
Since I have already written at length about all things SHE HULK in my recent tribute post to John Byrne's run on FANTASTIC FOUR ( since She Hulk became a member of Marvel's first family while he was penning and illustrating the title ) I won't go into more detail but so far I have avoided watching the She Hulk tv show since even british bra buster Jamelaa Jamil's big 42D chocolate melons can't save this train wreck.
Anyway, coming back to the blueprint for the original green giantess she did do the full monty in her Lara Croft cosplay while ASMR Amy did not.
So based on that I was going to put buxom blow up sex doll Petra Verkaik in first place since as short as her video was ( I think she also did two more dressed up as Lara Croft later on ) she got fully naked in that one.
But her video was not very interactive while the videos of ASMR Amy always are. And even if her breasts are not as huge as Petra Verkaik's titanic twin torpedoes I don't think she has to hide her 36F melons.
Anyways, while I was still pondering how exactly to rate this I found the adult version of this cosplay which should put ASMR Amy at least neck to neck - or breast to breast - with voluptuous vamp Petra Verkaik IF not in first place. As always that is something you have to decide for yourself.
Now some of my more regular visitors are probably already tired of me writing that somebody was " born for porn " and I won't use the phrase here because like the hasian star of my wet hentai dreams 44D - 25 - 35 cosplay blow up sex doll Yaya Han ASMR Amy literally made her body perfect for starring in adult movies by giving herself giant - sized porn implants. Probably not as big as Yaya Han has but still considerably big.
Speaking of Yaya Han and her oversized oppai, while she managed to use her impressive skills in costume making to build a successful career in cosplay and her own little cosplay empire it is still such an incredibly big waste that she hides her mouth watering melons under so much fabric and is squandering her investment in her new boobs when they could be put to such better use advancing mankind by massaging huge horsecocks.
It is one of the great mysteries of the universe that has baffled wise men for decades how a natural born men milking machine didn't end up as a porn star and is using her genetical predilection to spread her legs like a professional philippino prostitute only in some scattered Chun Li cosplay photoshoots instead of pounding rock hard boners throughout the world.
Because it's not like she doesn't know the effect her sensational porn star boobs has on the male fanboy as she not only did a version of Chun Li's costume where they are only framed and supported by a golden bow in such a way that she is shoving them in your face in the most obvious way being only fractions away from giving you a free motorboating session.
No she also can " twitch " them when she moves in a certain way. Which she does a lot on purpose especially when she is giving interviews since she knows full well that the horny camera guys can't help themselves but zooming in on her massive melons which brings her cosplay videos views.
And those full and soft wet lips could be doing what they are meant to do : give lonely boners countless hours of sexual pleasure by wrapping around them and spit - polishing the entire shaft until they are hard enough to cut a diamond before relentlessly deepthroating them and bringing them near the brink of exhaustion before squirting a huge load.
Because we all know that not only are asian women natural born sluts through decades of sexual assault and inbreeding but that when it comes to giving blowjobs no woman can hold a candle to asian cocksuckers.
Like the old chinese proverb goes : life sucks but asian girls do swallow.
And it's not like Yaya Han is not a deepthroat addicted nymphomanic sexual freak who jumps her fiancee from the sofa and drags him to the bedroom where she wraps her perfect legs around him and pumps him dry with her natural born asian stripper moves. So even if she wasn't willing to do outright porn Yaya Han could at least do some ASMR videos.
And possibly team up with ASMR Amy in the process. I know that I would not be the only man out there who would be totally blown away with an ASMR Amy / Yaya Han team up especially when Amy could get Yaya Han drunk enough to do one of her uncensored and uncut OnlyFans videos.
Can you imagine asian penetration sensation Yaya Han and living blow up sex doll ASMR Amy fondling doing a wet t - shirt contest ? The sight of them fondling their titanic twin torpedoes at the same time would be almost too much to bare for the human brain - like looking into the sun.
I would even make the huge sacrifice to volunteer for the part of stunt cock in all of those videos for the benefit of humanity at large and they could take turns milking my balls to the last drop wearing my dick out.
Apropos ASMR Amy, coming back to her unlike hasian wet sex dream Yaya Han she already did porn - and a lot of it - under the name Amy Starr although sadly that was before she got her 36F breast augmentation.
Which is a real shame because I personally think ASMR Amy looks so much better with her new and improved breasts but at least we have her ASMR videos on YouTube and for those who prefer her uncut and uncensored videos you can find more than enough of that kind of content on Amy's Patreon and OnlyFans accounts. But we will come back to that later on.
As far as Lara Croft cosplays or hot sexbombs portraying her in movies or in real life go there have been dozens of stars and starlets throughout the decades ever since the OG Lara Croft made video game enthusiasts loose their minds with her pixelated puppies and naturally everybody has his personal favourites. So I might be forgiven if I don't include each and everyone here but I have to give a shoutout to brunette 44F - 26 - 36 bra buster and porn star extraordinaire Peta Jensen for making our collective Tomb Raider sex phantasies cum true. What's more since she has played Lara Croft you can watch any of her movies and pretend that it's Lara.
Especially the one where she is a secretary who wants a raise from her black boss and has to let him use her like a cheap phillipino prostitute.
That guy is really stretching her out with his horsecock and you can see that she enjoys every second of it. And as far as superheroines go I know that she has done at least two - Black Widow and Power Girl - thus giving the audience what the DC and Marvel cinematic universes failed to do.
It really speaks volumes about the intellectual bankruptcy of Hollywood when porn movies do a more accurate depiction of comicbook material.
I also feel that I have to address Angelina Jolie's Tomb Raider movies ( What ? There were two of them ? ) and while I can appreciate them as action movies for me Angelina Jolie was always lacking in the physical aspect since her 36C - 27 - 36 measurements don't really measure up - no pun intended - to the original Lara Croft's overenthusiastic screensavers.
The only part where Angelina really is a cut above the rest is in the lips department and I thought that she had some surgery or just did a lot of botox but according to some interviews it is all natural. Which definitely helped with the casting couch auditions since she could prevent horny producers from slam - fucking her brains out six ways to Sunday in the worst way by using her superior oral skills to make them squirt like crazy again and again until they can't get it up anymore and milking them dry to the last drop and there have been plenty of Hollywood actors and insiders who have gone on record that getting a blowjob from Angelina Jolie has been one of the greatest sexual experiences of their lives.
Since we are on the subject of ASMR Amy's uncensored and unfiltered videos I did mention that there is one where she is fully naked - amongst other things - but the uncensored Lara Croft cosplay was not the only video of that nature I did find as there is also a second video where she is fully naked even if it is a bit shorter than the first one I mentioned.
You know, the one with a really big emphasis on her butt where she twerks her booty and simulates getting fucked in the ass. Sadly that part is too short and we need a full video of that. Because not only is ASMR Amy every black guy's wet sex dream : a white women with big breasts like huge melons, soft full lips that are just made to be wrapped tightly around a hard erection and incredibly long legs for miles that almost go up to her neck but also a black woman's ass that doesn't quit. Plus she is a semi retired porn star and from her performance in the Onlyfans video you can see that she not only has a lot of experience with getting slam - banged from behind she also is an expert at milking giant monstercocks with her buttocks and completely draining them dry until the last drop.
Daimn, now I can't stop thinking that ASMR Amy - or in this case more ASSMR Amy - has the right ass for Zealot's porn g - string costume and how epic it would be if she did an Onlyfans video dressed up as Zealot where she gets slamfucked from behind although it would probably be better if she just simulated that since she is quite talented in that way.
I still couldn't find her video where she is a horny doctor conducting a sex - periment and also popping out her gazongas which was one of my favourites that got deleted when the memory card on my cell phone stopped working and I had to re - format it. Which naturally deleted everything that was on it and as usual I hadn't thought to make a copy.
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geschichten aus der gruft and you might also want to check out my ( at this point still unfinished ) GOODBYE GERMANY post about THE LEGION OF SUPER HEROES because there is a rather large part in the bonus section about the 80s cult classic WEIRD SCIENCE starring brunette 37D - 24 - 33 bra buster Kelly LeBrock . Which may not be a very faithful adaption of an EC Comics story but at least the plot was inspired by the story Made Of The Future by Al Feldstein published in Weird Science issue 5 published in 1951.
At the moment my EC Comics library is extremely limited : besides the spanish edition of the first volume of Weird Science I only have the EC Covers Artist Edition, the EC Comics sampler Choke Gasp ! The Best Of 75 Years Of EC Comics and the reprints of Tales From The Crypt, The Vault Of Horror and The Haunt Of Fear that I used to pad out the boxes when I shipped some comics I could not sell to Spain which I can't bring myself to throw away no matter how beat up and battered they may be.
As a big fan of EC Comics I´ve done a number of posts on the subject : I did a special black and white tribute post to William Gaines in 2017 with two full stories, one by Johnny Craig and one by George Evans, in 2018 I did two posts, one for the horror books and one for the other titles EC published and I also did special spotlight posts for Jack Davis and a black and white post with the complete original artwork of the story And All Throughout The House by Johnny Craig from THE VAULT OF HORROR 35.
I didn´t write any EC Comics posts in 2019 but in 2020 I wrote a post in honor of the late William Gaines with stories by Johnny Craig, Graham " Ghastly " Ingels and Joe Orlando - who got a spotlight post - as well as one in tribute to the late Bernie Krigstein and two about Johnny Craig .
And back in March 2021 we had the obligatory William Gaines tribute and in 2022 I did an Al Feldstein spotlight post just in time for Halloween.
Besides publishing the best comic in the genre of horror, science fiction, war, crime fiction and many others ( which every comic fan or comic book creator worth his salt needs to read to understand what you can do within the medium ) he also created a whole new genre with the creation of Mad magazine when his competitors, censorship and the Comics Code Authority forced him to cancel his most successful titles.
One of the artists who got the famous MAD Magazine off the ground and running with Harvey Kurtzman was Will Elder and if you are interested in comic history, good satire comic magazines or just good art you should check out those early issues - you can read my spotlight post on him .
Now besides being a master at cartooning and bringing slapstick humor to the printed page Will Elder was very adept at depicting the female form which probably was a very big factor in MAD´s rise in popularity.
Will Elder´s faible for drawing sexy women was also the reason why Harvey Kurtzman chose him to bring one of his most famous creations to life : PLAYBOY´s LITTLE ANNIE FANNY, a spoof on LITTLE ORPHAN ANNIE.
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flor bruckner and I found so many Flor Bruckner videos that I could not include all of them here but I made a best of the breast selection for my faithful followers and
and now I can't include all of the solo spotlights but finding these videos takes quite some time so I am including the links for the compilation videos of the other sexbombs on the program like Camila Butner ( part 1 / part 2 / part 3 / part 4 / part 5 / part 6 / part 7 / part 8 / part 9 / part 10 / part 11 / part 12 / part 13 / part 14 / part 15 / part 16 / part 17 / part 18 / part 19 / part 20 ) and Cristina Encina ( part 1 / part 2 / part 3 / part 4 / part 5 / part 6 / part 7 / part 8 / part 9 / part 10 / part 11 / part 12 / part 13 / part 14 / part 15 / part 16 / part 17 / part 18 / part 19 / part 20 / part 21 / part 22 / part 23 / part 24 ) and Johuwy ( part 1 / part 2 / part 3 / part 4 / part 5 / part 6 ) and Lara Vega and Melissa Mac and Natalia Araujo ( part 1 / part 2 / part 3 / part 4 / part 5 / part 6 / part 7 / part 8 / part 9 / part 10 / part 11 / part 12 / part 13 / part 14 / part 15 / part 16 / part 17 ) and Melodi Bareiro ( part 1 / part 2 ) and Paola Ahlam ( part 1 / part 2 / part 3 ) and Stefi Cantone ( part 1 / part 2 ) and
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