While trying to finish my latest Neil Gaiman SANDMAN tribute post I fell into a whole Flash rabbit hole working on the Flash section of the post.
And since the newest post on the blog is a THOR spotlight post in honor of Ron Frenz birthday which comes straight on the heels of a Fantastic Four post - and blog regulars know that I try to avoid having two Marvel Comics ( or two DC Comics for that matter ) in a row - I want to switch things up a bit. And seeing as I spent the last three days catalogizing my newest Flash files I thought this was the easiest way to do it in a flash.
Okay, technically speaking it's not a FANTASTIC FOUR post but rather a QUANTUM QUARTETT post and this parody of Marvel Comics first family was published by NOW Comics so it counts as an independent comicbook publisher ( if you apply independent as not being Marvel Comics or DC Comics and not as being a small publisher without the resources of the bigger companies ) but just to be on the safe side I wanted to do this post even if I have to place it between those two posts retroactively.
But hey, what's a little time travel amongst friends, especially when the post in question is about the Flash ? And believe me there will be plenty of time hopping in this story. Now one reason why I said this post would be done lightning quick ( at least the main part, the bonus section is an entirely different thing ) is that I just did a RETURN OF FLASH FRIDAY : DER ROTE BLITZ post where I wrote about all things Flash, the things I wrote about in the past in regards to the Scarlet Speedster and why he is one of my favourite comic characters and why he was underappreciated by comic fans for the longest time until he got a huge boost in popularity because of the brilliant adaption into the new CW The Flash tv series.
Besides that the FLASH FRIDAY series was an almost weekly series on the blog for a long time and since we covered most of the FLASH issues by the late Paul Ryan I don't think there is a lack of me waxing philosophic about the Sultan of Speed. So I thought about what kind of post I could do that didn't need a lot of prep time. As blog veterans know I have always planned to do Mark Waid 's two biggest stories of his FLASH run : Born To Run and The Return Of Barry Allen. But since I lost all of my previous picture archive - twice now - it's just not doable in a short amount of time and there are many other posts I still have to finish.
TOO MANY FLASHES TOO LITTLE TIME - THE LONG WAY STEP BY STEP
So I was thinking about which period in the Flash's long history I have not covered yet and most importantly of which period I currently DO have some material to post. The obvious choice was of course the Silver Age and especially Carmine Infantino's iconic tenure on the book. And I do have a lot of material from that era including a lot of ROTER BLITZ cover from the german publisher Ehapa Verlag . But while that would be really tempting ( and I promise that we will get to that ) there already was a lot of that kind of material in my last FLASH FRIDAY post. And I already wrote a post on Carmine Infantino in 2016 about all the different books he worked on during his illustrious career. I also always wanted to do one about his contribution to Marvel Comics original STAR WARS comics ( I had all three omnibus ) but for reasons I never got around to do that and now I have to start again from zero so who knows when I can write one.
The other era in the Flash's history is the Wally West period aside from Paul Ryan and I always had a soft spot for another artist named Paul, namely Paul Pelletier. Besides Marvel Comic titles like THE FANTASTIC FOUR , THE INCREDIBLE HULK , WAR OF KINGS, GREAT LAKES AVENGERS, SHE HULK, GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY ( which introduced the new team everybody knows from the movies ) and the best run on EXILES he has done a few DC Comics books like THE OUTSIDERS, GREEN LANTERN , SUPERBOY AND THE RAVERS, THE TITANS or the NEW 52 AQUAMAN - which was one of the few good titles from that dark era in DC Comics publishing history - and he is another of those artists who are personal favourites of mine but who for some reason are very underappreciated.
Maybe it's his style which can get a bit cartoony but I prefer that to the ultra realistic look of some comics. I mean, if I want to buy a photo comic or one that is rendered by a computer there are enough of those out there. But I like if a comicbook looks like it was drawn by a human.
Plus Paul Pelletier does have a real knack for depicting the female form.
On top of that he really hit the ground running with one of my favourite storylines : Chain Lightning which also doesn't get much play. Right of the Black Flash storyline that introduced the newest addition to Flash's rogues gallery villain Cobalt Blue ( about whose identity I won't say much because there are some hints in the pages I am including in this post and also because there are rumours he will make an appearance in the next season of CW's The Flash ) Wally West has to deal with the ramifications of their battle by assembling an all star team of speed force fanatics to go through time and warn all speedsters plus defeat his descendants.
CHAIN LIGHTNING - PART ONE : WE'RE CALLING ALL THE SPEEDSTERS
Now everybody who has followed this blog over a longer period of time knows how much I love a good time travel story especially one where we don't only get to meet some of the speedsters from the future we met previously but also some we haven't seen before and this story is just full with all kind of speedsters you can imagine - and some you don't. The only thing that puts me down while reminiscing about this is that with the NEW 52, the DC REBIRTH and the current state of DC Comics where nobody knows what is canon now and what isn't which stories happened and which didn't we will probably never see any of these Flashes again.
One of my personal highlights of this crazy romp in space and time is of course the reunion of Impulse Bart Allen with his cousin who has the hottest pair of legs ( plus she has another really nice pair that I won't mention here ) that ever donned a spandex suit one thousand years in the future or any other century which is none other than the Legion of Super - Heroes very own super speedster XS also known as Jenny Ognats, one of my all time comicbook crushes besides Power Girl or She - Hulk .
Of course her interactions with Bart are pure comedy gold and it just warms my heart to see the Legion of Super - Heroes represented so well.
Now this would not be one of my favourite FLASH stories if it didn't have a great twist to the entire mission through time but I don't want to spoil it. For one because there are probably not a lot of people out there who have read the story but also because I can't cram it all into one post so there will be at least a second part to this. But let's get to the good part.
INTO THE LEGION - VERSE : THOUSAND YEARS FIGHTING FOR JUSTICE
Well, it seems that I have to leave Wally and his pals in quite the pickle and I'm sorry but looking forward through time it seems that I won't be able to continue this before next year. So I hope my regular visitors can wait that long because I promise it will be totally worth it. Until then here are a few links to bide the time ( one of the perks of working on a post for such a long time is that there are bound to pile up some very interesting or helpful posts ) and I don't know if we will ever get to this point but if you want to read ahead my old link partner COLLECTED EDITIONS has a review of the Wally West Returns trade. Plus since I also mentioned The Legion Of Super - Heroes in this post I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that there is a new Legion Of Super - Heroes animated movie out that is not half bad ( but I found the animation in The Justice League versus The Fatal Five film way better ).
Now as it could not be any other way with the current trend of over emphasizing female characters while completely ignoring the males even if they are more interesting and the female characters are written as expendable and interchangeable cyphers the main protagonist of the story is - of course - Supergirl ( whom the higher ups at DC Comics have once again regressed to her rebellious teen angst spoiled brat persona ) but I think the coolest thing about this animated film - and for me the main saving grace - is that it manages to not only make the Legion Of Substitute Super - Heroes ( one of my favourite concepts in super hero comics of all times ) come across as epic but that they also manage to portray my personal favourite Legion member ( no pun intended ) as the coolest Legionnaire ever. Which is no small feat considering that you had a super villain with basically the same abilities in The Suicide Squad movie and the guy came across as a completely useless dork in that one.
Well, speak of the devil and the devil shall appear as they say because here we have an episode of Inside Of You in which Michael Rosenbaum - Smallville's Lex Luthor himself - interviews the puzzling Polka - Dot Man.
Talking about Supergirl, artist Maihack ( no idea if that's a guy or gal ) has already done three entries of her beyond cute Supergirl / Batgirl combo drawings that you can find on MAN OF BRONZE from the blogroll.
As I said there is also some sad news, namely that artist Lee Moder passed away at only 53 years old who was one of the two artists on the post Zero Hour Threeboot Legion as well as on Wonder Woman and Stargirl. The last one is a character he co - created together with Geoff Johns ( and you can read more about Stargirl and the legacy of Starman in my James Robinson spotlight posts ) who was based on his sister who had passed away and both STARGIRL and the JSA series that came out around the same time are some of the best DC Comics series to ever see the light of day and together with James Robinson and Tony Harris cool STARMAN make up the trifecta of must read DC Comics superhero series.
The series which I have pimped continuously on the blog get the highest recommend I can give and it doesn't hurt that one of my favourite artists of all times - the great Alan Davis who worked on such fantastic series like Marvel Comics CAPTAIN BRITAIN, EXCALIBUR , UNCANNY X - MEN , CLAN DESTINE or DC Comics BATMAN AND THE OUTSIDERS or the great Elsewhere story SUPERBOY'S LEGION - did a lot of the JSA book's covers.
Now both - Stargirl and Starman - have been members of the Justice Society Of America so I wanted to include more links from MAN OF BRONZE starting with the All Star - Tober entries of Mike Hartigan , Glenn Whitmore and T. J. Frias and Rich Seetoo . You also might want to read what John Wilson over at COMIC BOOK RESOURCES has to say about 10 Things Everyone Forgets About The Justice Society Of America since I know how much my fantastic faithful followers enjoy a good Top 10 list.
And I already mentioned my latest FLASH FRIDAY post about DER ROTE BLITZ twice which you definitely need to check out. Not only because it has all the links for the FLASH FRIDAY WITH PAUL RYAN posts but also for literally all posts where I wrote about DC Comics' Scarlet Speedster and to find out what connection living 38B - 24 - 33 blow up sex doll Joyce Hyser who gained her place in the Hollywood Boob Hall Of Fame for the breast and most iconic naked boob flash in 80s cinema has to the Flash .
For those who are uncertain if they want to check out that post let me add we also cover ( no pun intended ) the late 39E - 24 - 36 bra - buster Becky Mullen as well as 44E - 22 - 34 Baywatch babe Pamela Anderson , Becky Mullen's tenure as Sally, the farmer's daughter on G.L.O.W. , her best nudity in skin flick Sinful Intrigue which features hasian 34C - 24 - 34 playmate Chona Jason and midnight movie veterans Griffin Drew and the late Lorissa McComas, stratusfying 44E - 24 - 37 wrestling blow up sex doll Trish " the dish " Stratus, stripping lesbian 36B - 25 - 38 science fuction cult siren Claudia Christian, Scrooged afro - american nipple slip aphrodite Jamilah Lucas, latin sex goddess Thalia, argentinian all natural 40D - 22 - 36 born for porn telenovela superstar Luisana Lopilato and her striptease on REBELDE WAY at age 16 as well as her tenure on CASADOS CON HIJOS which is the argentinian version of MARRIED WITH CHILDREN, a full episode of MARRIED WITH CHILDREN and a plethora of cult sirens.
Also you should not wait too long because I already had to replace the two episodes of CASADO CON HIJOS and the Christmas Special with Peter Alexander was also deleted - for which I could not find a replacement.
Speaking of latin love machine Luisana Lopilato here is a little video for the latin community with more info about the infamous Cobalt Blue.
Next up we have a fun mashup of the 90s The Flash show with the CWs newest iteration. Flash fact : I don't know if I have mentioned it before but in the german version of the show they used the same ending credits so that Zitto Kazann was credited as " The Santero " at the end of every episode that aired even if his character did only appear in one episode.
Of course I couldn't do a Flash post without including a video with John Wesley Shipp who is still the OG Flash for me. As much as I love Grant Gustin and everything he did on The Flash John is my first my last my everything when it comes down to my favourite adaption of Barry Allen.
ARE YOU GONNA GO MY WAY - HITCHHIKERS, FAST CARS, FAST WOMEN
As in previous FLASH posts I have to resort to videos about cars - since there are not a lot of videos or movies about runners - and we start with the 1986 cult classic The Hitcher ( called Hitcher - The Highway Killer in Germany ) with Rutger Hauer. When it came out it was classified as a b - movie but it has garnered quite the cult following over the years and a testament to Rutger Hauer's phenomenal acting in this movie is that none of the remakes comes even close to the quality of the original.
Now I don't know if Roger Corman's The Hitchhiker is the first movie about the subject but I wanted to include more Roger Corman movies on the blog anyway since he had a hand in a lot of movies I did enjoy as a young teenager in one way or another. This is the spanish dubbed version but you can also find the original film on YouTube without any problems.
One of the downsides of working so darn long on a post is that often videos get deleted and you can't find a replacement. Since we already had two videos about hitchhikers I thought it would make perfect sense to include an episode of The Hitchhiker tv show and it probably won't surprise my regular viewers that I chose the tenth episode from season three called " True Believer " starring italian 36C - 24 - 35 cult siren Ornella Muti - best known in America for playing nymphomanic alien princess Aura in Dino DeLaurentis' 1980 adaption of Alex Raymond's iconic newspaper comic strip Flash Gordon and in Europe for appearing naked in a plethora of movies - and Tom Skerritt - best known for such iconic movies like Alien, Top Gun, The Dead Zone, Poltergeist III or The Rookie.
Of course it got slapped with an age restriction but for those that have no problem watching it on YouTube I included the link below and as a replacement I included episode four from the third season " W.G.O.D. ".
Which stars Gary Busey who amongst a plethora of films appears in one of my all time favourite movies of all times, Under Siege which is best remembered for the steamy striptease of real life 34C - 24 - 32 Power Girl and PLAYBOY's Playmate Of The Month Of July 1989 Erika Eleniak .
PAMELA ANDERSON : ERIKA ELANIAK WAS STEVEN SEAGAL'S SEX DOLL
Who may or may not have gotten the role by agreeing to let Steven Seagal use her as his private blow up sex doll throughout the shooting of the entire movie and no matter if you believe this allegations Gary Busey has gone on record that Steven Seagal was very extremely determined to add explicit sex scenes with Erika Eleniak into the script and that he had to protect Erika from Steven's sexual advances whenever he was on set.
There are two different versions of the story but I think this article from Jake Davis on FETCH SPORT - which also takes an in depth look at Erika Eleniak´s life and career - is closest to the truth. According to Pamela Anderson when she auditioned for the role of Jordan Tate Steven Seagal wanted to put her bonerinducing body to the test on the casting couch.
" When he saw me rehearsing the part where Jordan comes out of the cake he insisted on me giving him a personal strip show. He changed my costume to two strings of fabric thinner than shoe laces and after he got an erection in his pants he made me strip naked and wanted to act out a sex scene with me that was not in the script. And when I didn´t want to do it he told me that the next girl would get the role instead. "
" I refused but Steven Seagal convinced Erika Eleniak to let him use her as his personal blow up sex doll during the shooting of the movie. He fucked her brains out six ways to Sunday. That´s how she got the role."
Erika Eleniak for her part denies these wild sex orgies ever happened.
" I learned a lot on the shoot watching Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey work. It was a hard shoot and I spent many hours in Steven´s trailer. Yes, he was merciless drilling me but not during sweaty fuck marathons that lasted all night long where he relentlessly pounded every orifice of my body. We were just rehearsing scenes not sex scenes that were more explicit than porn movies. All these rumors that Steven tried to break me in with his giant member are just a product of Pamela Anderson´s sick fantasy. But it still was an incredible learning experience for me. "
BORN FOR PORN : FENCE PICKING MILF LAUREN HOLLY GOT WOOD ?
Another reason for picking that episode of The Hitchhiker was so that I could mention that Tom Skerritt also played the main character Sheriff Jim Brock in Picket Fences with 38D - 22 - 33 mega MILF blow up sex doll Lauren Holly " Got Wood ? " whom you might know from parts on Dumb & Dumber, Down Periscope, og NCIS but most of all Picket Fences as her appearance in a bikini is the predominant one among her animated GIFs.
Most of the males in town were fantasizing about giving her a full cavity search and the number of juvenile delinquents shot up since all horny teenagers hoped to get strip searched by Maxine. With that in mind her three ( !!! ) sex dream sequences make more sense and surely Lauren Holly made entire generations of teenagers reach puberty ahead of time.
Thankfully I also included this remix of Lauren Holly's watershed scene in Picket Fences because the video with the regular version was deleted.
THESE ARE OUR ( BENNY ) HILL'S : CORINNE RUSSELL SHOOK AC / DC !
Speaking of banging bodies. next up we have the sketch " Saucy Boy With A Slingshot " from the iconic " The Benny Hill Show " which is the reason why it took me so long to finish this post. I don't know if it is the most famous sketch from the show but it does have its own wikipedia entry.
Longtime readers know that one of my pet pevees on this very blog is celebrating all the brave actresses who turn insufferable dreck into bearable entertainment by taking their clothes off or at least show what their Mama gave them and who don´t get enough recognition for that .
But as much as I like to feature these squirtstorm guaranteeing sweaty skin flick sensations, born - for - porn leg spreading dicktamers, stripper pole polishing pros and talented tittilating torrid teenage teasers I don´t always have the time, space or even necessary material to feature them properly and have to console myself with re - visiting them on the few occasions where I get to mention these babes or on their next birthday.
So it won't surprise anyone that when I found out that the girl in the sketch was living 36C - 23 - 36 blow up sex doll ( pun intended ) Corinne Russell who not only was one of The Sun's most popular page 3 girls from August 1982 to October 1990 but also the PENTHOUSE Pet Of The Month February in 1988 for the UK I fell into a huge Corinne Russell rabbit hole.
While Corinne Russell is probably best known for AC / DC's music video You Shook Me All Night Long and for playing the hooker Candy in the first ( and for me still only ) Highlander movie ( because I stick to the tagline " There can be only one. " so I choose to ignore all the other sequels ) with Christopher Lambert ( and you can read more about him, his ex wife Diane Lane and french - in every sense of the word - wardrobe malfunction prone 40C - 25 - 35 sex goddess Sophie " Tits Out " Marceau whom Christopher Lambert slam - fucked in the worst way for 7 ( !!! ) years in my upcoming tribute post to Mark Texeira's GHOST RIDER ).
Other movies where you might have seen Corinne without realizing it are Absolute Beginners where she played the giant typewriter dancer, the James Bond movie Octopussy ( which is the only James Bond movie I still have not seen ) where she danced in silhouette in the opening credits and in Bolero with the perfect ten 40C - 22 - 36 1980 sex icon Bo Derek.
Obviously she became one of the " Hill's Angels " on The Benny Hill Show in 1983 and since finding clips from that program are almost impossible to find I am including a few links that I found going through a forum ( more on that in a minute ) : Corinne dancing and swaying her hips and Corinne in black and white . Furthermore we have Corinne Russell in another Benny Hill sketch loosing her dress and Corinne Russell on the Kennt Everett Television Show and another performance on that show and in a Cointreau sketch on the same show. Last but not least here are clips with Corinne Russell in the tv movie Harry's Kingdom ( 1987 ) with a close up from that and also Corinne Russell in Gone To the Dogs ( 1991 ).
Now as I mentioned I found these clips in a forum which naturally had a plethora of Corinne Russell pictures since she was one of the best known page 3 girls / glamour models from the 80s who not only became one of the dancers on Top Of The Pops but also appeared in many european and UK softporn magazines which included PENTHOUSE, LUI and MAYFAIR.
And being the perfectionist that I am I was going through all of the pages to find the best of the best - or more accurate the best of the breast - Corinne Russell pictures for all of my faithful followers. But after a week I realized that I was only halfway through - around page 50 - and I hadn't worked on unfinished posts. So I had two options : first off, go through the rest of the pages for another two weeks and then compile all of the pictures, get rid of the redundant ones and choose the breast ones for future posts. Which could have take up to a month, I'm not going to lie.
The second option was to break it off now, accept the losses and make do with the material I have already compiled. And as much as I did not like the second option I have decided to be practical about this and continue finishing up the posts I started before I continue compiling more Corinne Russell pictures. Which means that I may not giving my readers the best of the best Corinne Russell pictures but at least there will be some progress - and more than a few - new posts on this blog.
And maybe one day I can continue with the Corinne Russell pictures.
For the moment I am finishing this post at least and if I can find the time I may write my first cult siren entry for contortionist Corinne Russell .
Since I don't know when I will get around to write more about Corinne Russell I'm posting another segment from The Benny Hill Show with her.
We are staying on the subject of ultimate striptease pro hardbodies with Motley Crue's music video Girls, Girls, Girls or in this case rather Girls, Girls since this is the censored version where they edited out a lot of the hot girls in the music video. Thankfully you can also find the uncensored version with way more girls and some nudity on YouTube but of course it has an age restriction so I cannot post it and can only include the link.
What is not censored on YouTube is one of my favorite comedy series Sledge Hammer or Martillo Hammer like the show was called in latin america which is kind of redundant since martillo is the spanish word for hammer so in the spanish version Sledge is called el Hammer Hammer.
Man, I guess they really wanted to drive home that it's Hammer Time !
Now like I said the problem with the show is not that they censor the episodes but rather finding them. As regular blog followers know I recently stumbled across a channel that has all the episodes - and in good quality to boot - but what is still not easy to come by are the dubbed versions in spanish and german. So it was a real stroke of luck when I found episode 16 from the second season called Suppose They Gave A War And Sledge Came ( which you can watch here in the original version in HD ) with the german dubbing and in the right picture frame.
IF I WAS A HAMMER I'D HAMMER ANNE - MARIE MARTIN IN THE MORNING
Speaking of actresses who play a cop on tv and could have made a real fortune working the stripper pole, there was one cast member who got one leg up ( although all male viewers dreamt of her putting both legs high up ) namely Anne - Marie Martin who played Sgt. Dori Doreau, the hardbody of the law with legs almost up to her chin. We all dreamed of her assuming the position so we could give her a full cavity search. The canadian blow up sex doll honed her incredible curves as a horse riding world championship contender for America so she is an expert breaking in wild broncos, taming breeding stallions ( her speciality are those with an insatiable big third leg ), natural insemination and dressage riding.
This comes in handy in my favorite episode, Model Dearest in which Dori Doreau goes undercover as a bikini model which thoroughbred stud mare Anne Marie Martin pulls off easily thanks to her bonerinducing bikinibody.
Speaking about wet sex dream Anne - Marie Martin's flawless body, there are sadly only a few episodes where she gets to spotlight it like in the pilot episode where she disarms a perp with an mindblowing high kick exposing her perfectly shaped legs or in episode 12 of the second season called Icebreaker where she has a date with Adam Ant in an incredible strapless black dress. Another one which eluded me for the longest time is one where she and Sledge go to a sauna to interrogate an informant and because of the hot steam their clothes shrink later. Especially Dori Doreau's long skirt turns into a micro skirt revealing Anne - Marie Martin's gorgeous gams. Boy, who said that she has legs for miles wasn't kidding.
But now I finally found it, it's episode 9 of the first season called Magnum Farce which is of course a spoof of the second Dirty Harry movie with Clint Eastwood titled Magnum Force and Anne - Marie Martin's short leg revealing scene is around the six minute mark.
I have mentioned Sledge Hammer - and especially canadian Sexbombe Anne - Marie Martin - a few times on the blog over the years but newer blog visitors might want to check out my latest Bill Ward tribute post where you can not only find an episode of Ayer Nomas about the show but also more stuff about the Sledge Hammer comic by Marvel Comics.
Pop culture trivia time : according to screen writer John Milius - who also wrote Conan The Barbarian with Arnold Schwarzenegger - the sex scene with hasian blow up sex doll Adele Yoshioka ( sorry, I could not find her measurements so if anybody has them please let me know in the comments below ) is in the script because Clint Eastwood received many fan letters from asian women that contained sexual propositions.
I'm sure Clint Eastwood didn't mind having to shoot a nude scene with sex goddess Adele Yoshioka and since he was the co - director some suggest he put the scene in the movie to slam - bang asian penetration sensation Adele's brains out six ways to Sunday during her audition.
Which began on the casting couch and ended in a luxurious hotel with a soundproof bedroom so nobody could hear the alluring asian scream at the top of her lungs while Clint merciless pounded every orifice of her body. This happened after she gave him a two hour long double breasted deepthroat massage in the hotel's outdoor jacuzzi much to the delight of two horny bellhops who were so turned on by this that they immediately sexually assaulted an underage hotel guest who already had big melons.
I FEEL THE NEED, THE NEED FOR SPEED - TURBO, REPO AND TRASH
Time to take a break from all those sexy fast women although we are continuing the topic of fast cars with one of the most offbeat cartoon shows ever conceived, Turbo Teen which tells the compelling tale of a young teen with the incredible ability to turn his own body into a car.
Surprisingly enough the best quality video I found is the first episode in the german dubbing but with - automatical integrated - english subtitles.
We come to another cult classic movie about cars with Alex Cox's 1984 Repo Man starring Emilio Estevez. 1984 was such an influential year.
Regular visitors know that I like to include more than one videos about the same directors or actors so we are entering the 1990s with Man At Work starring not only Emilio Estevez but also his brother Charlie Sheen.
Usually I include a video about a forgotten tv series but now and then Forgotten Television covers movies and to tell the truth I was too lazy to look for another video. Nevertheless I am very fond of lost, forgotten or overlooked media especially if it is undeserved. Today we are taking a closer look at 12:01 from 1993 starring Helen Slater who would portray Supergirl just one year later in a very trippy movie - to say it nicely.
Since 12:01 revolves around a time loop and came out shortly after the insanely successful Groundhog Day everybody just assumed that it was a cheap rip - off of that film. But if you know anything about the movie business you know that it takes years until a movie is finished so if they had stolen the idea they must have done it in the early planning stages.
GUTE ZEITEN, PRALLE TITTEN : BOXENLUDER JEANETTE BIEDERMANN
Continuing the theme of fast cars and fast women, the hottest german Busenwunder who ever climbed onto the hood of a car in a music video must surely be literal cult siren Jeanette " Schnuckelchen " Biedermann who was predestined to become a nymphomanic Boxenluder. She is one of Germany´s most popular and most desired born for porn pop singers and actresses thanks to her stunning 38C - 24 - 35 measurements which she displayed in various magazine shootings ( sadly there have been no PLAYBOY pics so far ) and her proneness to skimpy outfits on and off stage which led to a number of wardrobe malfunctions that would´ve made other professionals like the living nubian blow up sex doll that walks a.k.a. the best body in showbiz, deepthroat nymphomaniac Janet " All Night - Don´t Stop " Action Jackson ( who has three solo posts on the blog plus three entries in my Justice League casting ) quit her career.
Jeanette only took them with a shrug and a smile since she has been on stage since she was six and those wardrobe malfunctions have only furthered her career. In fact one of the reasons why she is so popular is that she has often provided the highlights of those unbearable celebrity wannabe shows with her - sometimes - unintentional revelation of body parts which is the reason why she gets constantly invited to those shows.
It´s one of the reasons why she is the number one sexbomb germans want to have sex with in polls before 40D - 24 - 37 mega MILF Sonya Kraus , teutonic 44F - 26 . 37 Tittensau Boobara Schöneberge or 40C - 24 - 34 Verona Pooth and she was also voted " Woman of the Year " twice ( in 2003 and 2005 ) in the german edition of FHM. In 2006 she even won the category " Sexiest Woman in the World ". Jeanette got the Order of Merit of the Federal Republic of Germany but I think for other reasons.
She´s also one of the few who has successfully made the transition from singing to acting and back. On one of the worst german soaps - which is also one of the most popular - Gute Zeiten Schlechte Zeiten ( good times bad times ) she played the role of Marie Bälzer from June 1999 to March 2004. She also did the voice of Susan in the german version of an episode of South Park and some other animation voices like in Over The Hedge.
From August 2008 until April 2010 she graced german tv screens as Anna Polauke, the main character of the telenovela Anna und die Liebe ( Anna and the love ? ) as well as appearing in various movies of which Callgirl Undercover ( or Lizzie und der Kommissar depending on which tv station is showing it ) stands apart from the rest if only for the few moments when she shows what she could really do with her huge porn star boobs .
Speaking of her music career, she has won lots of awards like the ECHO, the OTTO, Top of the Pops Award and her albums have gone three times gold and once platinum. She first went with a sexy image and she quickly became known as the german queen of fan service what you could see in her music videos which culminated in Rockin On Heaven's Floor. I stayed up long after midnight many times to catch the short bits of Jeanette Bidermann taking a naked shower in a bathtub and tape it with the vcr.
Here we have Schnuckelchen Jeanette Biedermann letting her huge moneymakers swing low and get all wet and wild in the famous bathtub.
WER BREMST VERLIERT : BLEIFUSS WERNER AUF DER UEBERHOLSPUR
The last time I mentioned Broesel's WERNER comics was in my post about the fourth issue of Mark Waid and George Perez brilliant comic series THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD back in 2017 so it is high time I reminded my readers about this series. Thankfully Sean David TV has a video on the very first Werner movie ( which is Germany's third most commercially successful movie of the 90s ) because - as one might expect - I have not seen a lot of YouTube coverage whether it is in Germany or outside of it.
Back in 2017 I thought about buying new WERNER books because there were a lot of new ones I missed but I was not so sure which of the old issues I had. This has become a rhetorical question now thanks to the almost complete purge of my old comicbook collection before coming to Spain and the only WERNER paraphernalia I possess at the moment are issues 1, 3 and 4 of the mini comics I mentioned in said post. Because my " books " books library are just two dozen of those mini pocket books by Pelikan that you could buy for 1 Deutschmark when I was still in school.
We are continuing the high octane theme of this bonus section with another episode of The Rudi Carrell Show all about highway rest stops.
As british cult comedy troupe Monty Python's Flying Circus would say we come to something completely different.We already had Motley Crue's version of Girls, Girls, Girls and here is the song of the same name but this one is by the british band Sailor and it was first released in 1975.
OH THE HORROR OF IT ALL : CARPENTER'S IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS
As frequent blog visitors know my personal taste in movies seems to go against what most people like especially when it comes to underrated, overlooked or forgotten cult films. So it won't be a big surprise that I am posting a video for my german readers about 5 horror gems including one of my favourite John Carpenter horror movies In The Mouth Of Madness.
This movie scared me $#!tl€$$ when I first saw it and it still scares the beejeebuzz outta me. On top of that it has Sam Neill's best performance and since the pandemic the ending is even creepier. This movie gets my utmost recommendation so if you haven't seen it yet you might want to check it out. One word of advice though : if it is your first time seeing this you better leave the lights on. Take it from someone who knows.
Since this is one of John Carpenter's last good horror movies - and part of his apocalypse trilogy - it has the top spot of the Top 10 Horror Movies Of 1995 even if the release date is listed in the video above as 1994. I did a bit of research and the discrepancy may be due to the fact that it was released in Amerika in 1994 but arrived at german cinemas in 1995.
IF THERE IS ONE PERFECT WOMAN ON PLANET EARTH IT IS THALIA !
Our music video for my spanish speaking audience is another episode of Viaje Al Centro De La Tele ( Journey To The Center Of The Television ) which is a show I love to watch because it covers a lot of tv moments I missed out on. Don't get me wrong, I did watch a lot of tv whenever I was in Spain but that was mostly during the summer holidays and while there is some stuff I remember and which gives me feelings of nostalgia the show also shows me what happened on tv during the rest of the year.
Now the reason why I chose this particular episode over the others I had bookmarked ( besides it being the newest one so people probably have not seen it already ) is the appearance of the main attraction, the hot showstopper, latin superstar Thalia who is built like every man´s wet sex dream. She´s one of my favorite persons on the planet so I don´t know why it took me until 2017 to give her her own cult siren entry ( in her case CULT SIREN is meant literally since her haunting and alluring sexy singing voice can entrap men better than the mermaids of greek myth ).
Torrid tit - teaser Thalia is the total package because she is one of the nicest people on the planet, she has the soul of a saint, the voice of an angel and a relentless body made for sin. Her moves on stage drive men and women alike crazy with desire and although she does not fall into the usual blonde archetype with big breasts Thalia could easily multiply the circulation of any gentlemen magazine with her captivating curves.
She oozes sex appeal from every pore without coming off cheap or dirty.
If scientists one day start cloning the perfect woman they need look no further for a living genetic blueprint than latino superstar Thalia Sodi.
She also has the best - read skimpiest - and the breast stage outfits in the universe which would make other singers like bootylicious Beyonce blush and her sultry fertility dance makes even ultimate wet sex dream the living 40C - 23 - 36 blow up doll that walks a.k.a. the best body in showbiz , Janet " All Night - Don´t Stop " Action Jackson´s ( who has three solo posts on the blog plus three entries in my Justice League cast ) patented erection inducing stripper moves look tame by comparison.
Speaking of Thalia´s stage outfits, she wore one of her best during her live performance of Amar A La Mexicana in 1997. Which were basically just two small guitars to cover her breasts and an oversized hat for her lower body. As if that wasn´t enough the hat kept riding down because of her wild and uninhibited moves and Thalia had to pull it up a few times to prevent the unveiling of her unmentionables since you can see that she was not wearing anything underneath it. You also can see her bikini tan lines which I find extremely sexy. What an absolute goddess !
Anyway, since the part with Thalia in the episode of Viaje Al Centro De La Tele is sadly very short I have decided to include her top five videos.
It's back to cult horror movies that came out in 1994 with Phantasm III : Lord Of The Dead and I have to confess it's not a franchise that I am too familiar with but that is what makes writing this blog still interesting for myself. By the way, back in Germany this movie went straight to video.
OH THE HORROR OF IT ALL - PART 2 : GET YOUR KICKS ON ROUTE 666
Since we are still missing a movie for my german speaking audience we are going back one decade while continuing the automobile theme of this pop culture trivia / cult siren section with the 1987 exploitation / revenge flick Monster Trucks also known as Rolling Vengeance. Looking at the cast at imdb I couldn't find any familiar names besides Ned Beatty which might have something to do with this being a canadian production.
We are really international in this bonus section as we come to the chzech republic after Canada with another deep dive into a forgotten tv show from what is slowly becoming my favourite german retro channel.
Okay, that's a lie. It already is my favourite german retro channel and it happened really fast even if some of the videos have disappeared while others were deleted but have been uploaded again in the meantime.
That is one of the benefits of working so long on this post : some of the videos that were deleted have returned. Okay, it has been a lot of work including all of the videos in the posts again but it was totally worth it.
Now my late brother commented that reading my blog always made him feel like I was trying to make myself appear cooler than I really am and I have no idea how he got that impression since I am not only one of the least cool persons on the planet but I have always been very open about all the ways that I am not cool. I also never tried to hide if I didn't know everything about everything. There is a saying that people are either foxes or badger where foxes know a little bit about everything whereas badgers know everything about one thing. Although I don't think that in Today's day and age anybody can really know everything about anything besides Reed Richards and he's fictional and the last big genius who had universal knowledge was Leonardo daVinci. Anyway, my point is that I never even heard about the tv show in our last video and I also came across our next video rather by accident. But since it looks interesting - and includes cars - I thought it might be a good fit. Haven't watched it.
I FEEL THE NEED, THE NEED TO COMPETE ... IN A WACKY CAR RACE !
From creepy taxis we come to wacky cars with Wacky Races - or Crazy Cars in the latin translation - a cartoon whose origin ties back to The Great Car Race starring Tony Curtis, Jack Lemon, Peter Falk and 36B - 22 - 33 Boxenluder Natalie Wood ( which is a porn name if I have ever heard one and she fittingly spends the last part of the movie in underwear ).
Since I have written about the genesis of the show and Natalie Wood who has more curves than the famous Nuernburgring racing circuit in a Mike Mignola birthday post from 2016 my Kurt Busiek birthday post from 2017 and this Christmas post from 2020 I am skipping that part in Today's post.
Now usually I don't post videos below 480 quality - except for episodes of The Fall Guy because so far I think I have only found two episodes with a quality higher than 360 - but it's almost impossible to find ANY complete episodes of Wacky Races so I am making another exception with this one.
Speaking of wacky and cars, I have been watching a lot of Conan O'Brien lately and I think he is one of these contemporary comedy geniuses that we only can appreciate AFTER they are no longer on television. Here we have him trying to become an authentic truck driver - in just one day.
Now there are a number of iconic tv cars but skipping the most obvious one the red ferrari of Magnum P. I. is right at the top of the food chain so we continue our series of classic detective tv shows. Although I have to say that this time the guys from JoBlo are a bit late to the party since I already shared my thoughts on Magnum P. I. - the original show and the reboot - in my NEW MUTANT post on Bob McLeod's 68th birthday in 2019 .
ME SO HORNY ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME : BOXENLUDER KIM JI AN !
With Joyce Hyser, Becky Mullen, Ornella Muti, Erika Eleniak, Jeanette Biedermann, Pamela Anderson, Lauren Holly, Corinne Russell, Anne - Marie Martin, Verona Pooth, Janet Jackson, Thalia, Natalie Wood and Adele Oshioka we already have 14 candidates for a top ten Boxenluder championship but I want to add another hasian sexbomb to the mix.
Miss Fitness Korea 2019 candidate Kim Ji An comes in around 3:45 minutes and with her ultimate pornstar body there is no red blooded male who would not love to give her a test drive on the backseat.
BORN FOR PORN : SONYA, SONIA AND THE BREAST BARBIE FOR ADULTS
We are still not done with the asian sensation part of this post as we have another blast from the blast for my german audience with the cult anime Golden Boy which I saw first when it aired on Mtv where they only showed it after midnight because of the - very limited - adult content.
I thought I had posted more episodes of Golden Boy but apparently I only posted the first episode in my first birthday post for korean 55KKK ( !!! ) - 25 - 35 porn star Minka and my third birthday post for german 40D - 24 - 37 MILF Busenwunder Sonya Kraus and both videos have been deleted.
Blog visitors outside of Germany may not know who Sonya Kraus is - especially since I posted the aforementioned third birthday post ( in which I mention the sex rumours about the blind spots in her bio ) in 2018 - so for everyone who has never heard of her ( and I bet most men have because she is featured very prominently on foot fetish websites since she often hosts barefoot ) let's just say that she is Germany's most famous blonde MILF who is on tv every day and it is no rarity to find five or more different tv shows with Sonya Kraus on different tv network since she is always in new show while her old shows are still in reruns.
But Sonya is not only always on tv, the germans really dig her. A recent poll revealed that every fifth married man would cheat on his wife with Sonya and with unmarried men there is no question that would go up to one hundred percent. In the polls about Germany´s sexiest women she´s always in the top ten and even in the top three in the MILF category.
Sonya is one of three items german men would take on a desert island.
But not only is the self proclaimed sexpert a confessed deepthroat sex addict who loves to lubricate huge throbbing schlongs, she openly urged all women to give guys more wet blowjobs and enjoy deepthroat sex.
Sonya Kraus became famous for her skimpy outfits and her stunning body which she is not afraid to use to her advantage. Her most famous quote is : " Your breasts can open doors for you. " and in the case of Sonya and her incredible body control they even open dresses. When I read she can make men come just by breathing hard I didn´t believe it but now ....
Apropos outfits, not only does the hot blonde ballbuster from the first episode wear one of the best outfits in anime the dicktaming mega MILF also provides plenty of bouncing action fan service for horny viewers.
Man, I've had a few jobs with a female boss but they thankfully never looked like this because I would either suffer a severe case of blue balls or face a lawsuit for sexually assaulting my superior on a daily basis.
Because I really liked the anime I went looking for the manga but the art is different and I have to say that I prefer the style of the anime. I found a few versions of the spanish episodes but this has the highest quality.
With Sonya Kraus we are already at Boxenluder World Championship candidate number 16 and as proof that she really appears on every german game show - sooner or later - here is an episode of Thing From The Roof in which contestants have to guess the purpose of things that get sent in by the audience. You can find quite a few episodes with her.
Another great candidate for the role of the blonde MILF boss lady from Golden Boy - or as Boxenluder candidate 17 - we have Busenwunder Iamasiadoll ( at least that is the name she uses on her YouTube channel so if anybody out there has any further information on her please let me know in the comments below as it would be much appreciated ) who puts Margot Robbie to shame with her Barbie inspired try on haul. Now that would be a movie that I would sit through even if it was five hours long : Iamasiadoll trying on a selection of the tiniest micro bikinis before taking a long shower and then going to work as a stripper and we would get multiple striptease routines of her working the pole, at least one lapdance, between four and six nude scenes and at least one explicit sex scene where she would milk her boyfriend's huge monstercock dry until he can't get it up anymore in a penetration sensation marathon session.
Speaking of ultimate born for porn deepthroat addicted dickdrainers who were simply destined to massage huge horsecocks with their giant double airbags, after Sonya Kraus we have another Sonia but in this case it is a Sonia with an " i " instead of a " y " ( because I gotta and a special mention goes to the one who not only gets that joke but can also name the movie I am referencing ) with zchech sex machine Sonia Edde who DID pose naked for PLAYBOY and brings our Boxenluder tally up to 18.
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE - BONUS VIDEOS FOR MY HARDCORE FANS
Coming back to 90s movies, seeing that we have six videos with or about films from that decade I thought that some of my younger readers might be wondering why 90s movies look and feel different than other movies.
As a bookend to the topic of 90s movies are the 66th Annual Academy Awards from 1994 hosted by Whoopi Goldberg. Wow, an Oscar host who is black AND a woman before the woke decade how is this possible ? I decided to include it because it is refreshing - or nostalgic depending on your mileage - to see a show where you don't have to constantly check if your jokes have the potential to offend anyone. Man, back then nobody gave two f - words about stuff like that and our slogan was " f - word them if they can't take a joke " while now it's " cancel their existence if they dare to make a joke ". How times have changed. One last thing, this is not the full show, some parts had to be altered because of copyright.
This is where I originally ended the post but since I have been working on this post for over a year now ( on and off of course even I am not that slow or lazy ) - and the Wacky Races cartoon has a really low quality - I am including the Nitro episode of Saturday Morning Cartoon Maxout that has more high octane cartoons than you can shake a tire iron at with the aforementioned Turbo Teen, Speed Racer, Pole Position, Spiral Zone, Biker Mice From Mars, Cadillacs & Dinosaurs, Jayce & The Wheeled Warriors and M.A.S.K. plus an episode of American Gladiators that not only features Nitro but also blonde DD sexbomb Erika Andersch a.k.a. Diamond. Sadly it is before she gets the good costume but you can read and see more about her and American Gladiators in my next posting .
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Most of all I dislike the idea nowadays that if you're a black person in America then you must be called African - American. Listen I've visited Africa and I've got news for everyone : I'm not an African.
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