It's a Surprise Dylan Dog Eat Dog Donnerstag

While trying to finish up the remaining three posts from last year that are still not done there is some material that has been put on hold and since my next post is most likely either another FLASH FRIDAY post or a FANTASTIC FOUR FRIDAY post I wanted to do a short ( yeah, like that ever works out ) and most of all quick ( ditto ) post that is not super hero comic related. Or even about american comicbooks at all. So since I stumbled upon a lot of fantastic DYLAN DOG covers while finishing up my new FEMALE FRIDAY WITH FEMINIST ADAM HUGHES post I thought I should seize the opportunity to post some of them on the blog while I still can.

For those who have never heard of the series DYLAN DOG written by Tiziano Sclavi and illustrated by a rotating cast of artists is the most popular comicbook in Italy. I'm not kidding even famous writer Umberto Eco cited it as one of the three books he reads on a daily basis together with the works of Homer ( the writer of the Iliad not the Dad from The Simpsons show ) and the bible. Published by Sergio Bonelli Editore - together with TEX, NATHAN NEVER and MARTIN MYSTERE - the comicbook has not only been the basis for the movie Dellamorte, Dellamore ( US title Cemetery Man ) with Rupert Everett ( who was the inspiration for the look of the main character in Dylan Dog so this was perfect casting ) it also was a very big inspiration for Mike Mignola's HELLBOY . And there also is a rather mediocre movie adaption with Brandon Routh in the lead.

And you can read more about Dylan Dog in this post from way back in 2009 - which was the first ( but not the last ) time I pimped the series.

Now like my post about MARTIN MYSTERE - who is probably better known outside of Italy as Martin Mystey because they changed the name for the french canadian cartoon show - this will be all covers and as usual this will be a completely subjective compilation of some covers and motifs that piqued my fancy. As far as I know the interior art is black and white although if my italian is to be trusted they published new colored DYLAN DOG books recently. But let us delve into this dog eat dylan dog world.

THE TROUBLE WITH ( DRAWING ) GIRLS - NOT THE FUNNY COMICBOOK

We have no links for this post but since it is already four months from when I started it it's long overdue to finish this. Maybe there will be a second post with DYLAN DOG covers in the future provided I still have enough interesting covers ( I don't want to make a post just to make a post and much rather keep the quality level up ), I can still access my new picture archive and that I also find the time and inspiration to do so. As with previous posts I could not find a video about DYLAN DOG but I found one about the mythical cowboy hero TEX by none other than Paolo Eleuteri Serpieri although I have to say that I was disappointed since he didn't get to draw what Serpieri draws best : the unclothed female form.

Which may seem like nit - picking because he can draw anything but this seems to be a common practice where you take somebody who is really great at drawing women - and let's face it there are not enough of them working in the comic industry Today - like a Bart Sears for instance and put them on a book like WARLORD or Crossgen's THE PATH where he nary gets to draw a woman and if he does she is covered up from head to toe.

That's not what I signed up for. With Bart Sears you expect to see some prime examples of female beauty maybe not as explicit as in his work for PENTHOUSE COMIX's Young Captain Adventure but we are speaking about the guy who gave Power Girl her iconic super big breasted look - magical boobie window included - that artists would follow for decades to come.

Or what was equally frustrating was watching Richard Corben's output in his final years where he was almost exclusively drawing ugly women. And then on the other side you have cases like Milo Manara who gets hired by Disney to draw drop dead gorgeous pictures of women - because that is what he does - and then all the SWJs and feminists get the internet in an uproar because they don't look as good as the women Milo Manara draws.

They were happy enough when he did the X - MEN or rather the X - WOMEN one shot but now that he is doing the job he was hired to do they want him to tone it down and make it agreeable for the masses.

Well, let me tell you something : you don't tell an artist of the calibre of Milo Manara to tone it down. Would you tell Moebius to tone it down ?

Although they probably did when he drew the Silver Surfer graphic novel / two parter ( depending on when you got it ) PARABLE with Stan Lee.

Anyway, you even have guys like Adam Hughes phoning it in and doing " safe " work with BETTY & VERONICA probably just to keep a job. Man, what is the comicbook industry coming to ? It's no wonder their sales are plummeting like YOUNGBLOOD issues and manga is kicking their butts.

GIMME SOME OF THAT GOOD OLD TIME SCHWERMETALL BARTENDER

What Paolo Eleuteri Serpieri and Moebius have in common is that they both appeared within the pages of SCHWERMETALL - or how they call it in Amerika HEAVY METAL. So far I have only written one post about that iconic cult magazine which basically birthed adult science fiction comics ( although some say that started with BARBARELLA ) which was about the wraparound covers for some issues . So I want to take a deep dive to reminiscence about the adaption of HEAVY METAL as an animated movie.

While it does have some flaws - the sexual aspects and depictions of nudity have been dialed down quite a bit and the animation in the DEN part looks nothing like Richard Corben's signature art style - it is still one of the best adult animated movies and as longtime followers of the blog know I prefer a hand drawn animation to computer generated cartoons.

IF IT AIN'T THAT OLD FIFTH ELEMENT FEELING OF DEJA VU AGAIN !

Now I was a bit hesitant about including the following video since I don't want to have two videos about the same cartoon or animated film in  a post but I feel that some people have heard of it so I might as well do it.

I am of course talking about the fact that there are many similarities between the story with the cab driver in HEAVY METAL and Luc Besson's THE FIFHT ELEMENT. Which for me is a natural progress since they both used the same source material. HEAVY METAL used stories from METAL HURLANT like The Long Tomorrow by Dan O'Bannon and Moebius which also inspired such movies like BLADE RUNNER and THE FIFTH ELEMENT was directed by Luc Besson who was inspired by french science fiction bandee dessinees like METAL HURLANT or VALERIAN ET LAURELIE ( which is where the flying taxi cab was taken from ). Moebius even tried to sue because THE FIFTH ELEMENT used so much of his work but the case was put down because he had worked as a production designer on the movie.

Another aspect that helped HEAVY METAL become such a cult classic despite bad reviews was the music - how could it not with a movie title like that ? - so I wanted to include at least one of the many great songs.

We also have a very, very special episode of Los Comic Geekos , the first comicbook podcast produced exclusively in El Salvador for those real comicbook afficionados about HEAVY METAL with all of their usual antics.

Now the best part of HEAVY METAL is of course the last story with sultry amazon warrior Taarna - which is why they left it for the end because the best part always comes last - and I was looking for good videos with her but of course you can't find her best and breast scenes on YouTube.

Although after going back and re - watching the movie they turned out much shorter than I remembered. If that is because they censored the german version - which would not surprise me - or because I remember things differently than they really happened is a question I can't answer.

Another bande dessinee by Moebius that has had major influences on movies like BLADE RUNNER or THE FIFTH ELEMENT as well as on science fiction in general - may it be in movies, tv, literature or comicbooks - is the INCAL series written by Alejandro Jodorowski that I mentioned in a few of my posts about Moebius / Jean Giraud . Regular visitors may have noticed that I changed the video below and that is because the first one I included is just a promo without going into the contents of the series.

IT HAPPENED A LONG TIME AGO IN A GALAXINA FAR, FAR AWAY !

We are staying with cult science fiction movies from the 1980s with Galaxina starring the late Dorothy Stratten as the titular android and besides stints on Fantasy Island and Buck Rogers In The 25th Century this was her biggest role and the one she would always be remembered for.

Born in Ontario, Canada on the 28th of February in 1960 Dorothy rose to fame when she first became PLAYBOY magazine's Playmate Of The Month For August of 1979 and subsequently the Playmate Of The Year in 1980.

Now usually I consult BOOBPEDIA and BODYSIZE ORG to determine the measurements of the celebrities I feature in the bonus section since they can be different on different internet pages. But in this case I am going with the official playmate data sheet that lists them as 36C - 24 - 36.

Now we come to the part I don't like writing because most people from my generation will remember that she was murdered at the age of 20 by her estranged husband / manager Paul Snider who committed suicide.

Her death was the basis for the tv movie Death Of A Centerfold with 38C - 27 - 33 Jamie Lee Curtis who was definitely too young for the role of a Playmate Of The Year since her measurements at that time were 34C - 22 - 34 and this was way before her image change from scream queen to cult siren as Jamie Lee " freezeframe " Curtis with her topless scene in Trading Places and her steaming aerobic workout routines in Perfect .

Today she´s best known for her incredibly hot striptease in True Lies, the best striptease in movie history - at least according to a poll from 2007.

Which is all the more impressive if you keep in mind that Jamie Lee Curtis was 36 at the time. So she did her best movie scene when her body was in remarkable shape - she exercised every day for this - and I cannot even begin to imagine how epic it would have been if she hadn´t kept on her underwear and gone full monty frontal nudity in the movie.

Because James Cameron had seen her in A Fish Called Wanda and wrote the role of Helen Trasker specifically to see her naked porn star body.

I have already done a number of posts on JaMILF Lee Curtis : the original post which mostly contains pictures with links to animated GIFs , one with all the pictures I could find , a re - posted version with a few GIFs added and the post I did on her in 2016 with a lot of spectacular GIFs.

Coming back to Dorothy Stratten's untimely demise, the other - more well known - movie based on these tragic events was Star 80 with Mariel Hemingway who allegedly got implants to give herself the 36C - 24 - 36 measurements needed to convincingly portray the Playmate Of The Year.

However Mariel has gone on record that she got the breast augmentation before getting the role and that she removed them in 1993 when they ruptured and replaced them making her measurements 34B - 25 - 36.

Coming back to Galaxina I was reluctant to post this because I thought there were some nude scenes with Dorothy Stratten but apparently she was not allowed to appear naked outside of her contract with PLAYBOY.

THE TOWER OF POWER TOO SWEET TO BE SOUR FUNKY LIKE A MONKEY

Staying in the realm of science fiction but something more earth bound we come to the forgotten tv movie The Tower starring Paul Reiser - who is best known from the sitcom Mad About You and as the villain from Aliens - in a story about a completely computer controlled smart tower that as it could not be any other way goes completely haywire.

WHO LET THE DYLAN DOGS - AND THOSE NIGHT DEMONS TOO - OUT ?

We are taking a break from all this dangerous advanced technology with a double feature that is more within the boundaries of the supernatural world Dylan Dog is familiar with as we have Brandon Tenoldt's Cult Movie Review of 1988's Night Of The Demons followed by the movie in spanish.

The reason why I went with La Noche De Los Demonios is that the original has an age restriction so you have to watch it on YouTube.

And speaking of demons and things that go bump in the night, I wanted to include the trailer for the Dylan Dog adaption with Brandon Routh.

SUPERMAN'S GIRLFRIEND TERI HATCHER : THE BEST THERE IS ...

While they didn't share the screen Brandon Routh WAS in the same episode of CW's Crisis On Infinite Earths crossover event as my second favorite Lois Lane in live action, the undisputed number one being not so desperate 38C - 22 - 33 ex cheerleader Teri " Not a stripper ! " Hatcher.

Teri is still the gold standard when it comes to portraying Lois Lane since she was the first actress who made it believable that Superman chose a mortal over such ultimate sexbombs like Wonder Woman or Big Barda.

Check out my last post on cult siren Teri Hatcher to read more about her comic book connections like her appearance in Tales From The Crypt or Tango & Cash where she showed her incredible body and dancing skills.

Speaking of Tango & Cash it is often cited as one of the most 80s movies of all times which should be no surprise since it came out in 1989 and so caught the 80s at their height but also gave you a taste of 90s excess. It goes without saying that the exotic dance by Teri Hatcher - who really knows how to do those high kicks - alone is worth the price of admission.

SUPERMAN'S GIRLFRIEND ERICA DURANCE : NOT SO SMALL ( VILLE ) !

Coming back to the number two Lois Lane in movies or tv series I am of course talking about curvaceous canadian Erica Durance whose nickname in college was En Durance because the entire football team took turns putting her all natural 40C - 24 - 36 pornstar body to the endurance test.

Once those horny bastards got her drunk enough they handcuffed her to the bed in their special soundproof " taming chamber " where they tag - teamed the helpless sexbomb up to five guys at the same time pounding her merciless in every orifice of her body with their giant pulsating cocks during their after game viagra parties when they used every cheerleader and bigbreasted teacher they could capture like cheap blow up sex dolls.

Having an ultimate sexbomb like Erica Durance on the cast the producers of Smallville naturally used every opportunity to put her into revealing outfits like in the episode where Aquaman was introduced where Erica got to display her mesmerizing measurements in a striking red bikini.

Speaking of bikinis, there was also an episode where Lois Lane went undercover as a stripper wearing a very patriotic stars and stripes bikini.

And while this technically qualifies as a striptease since she takes some of her clothes off Erica Durance really didn't get to show off more than her spectacular body since both - the tv censorship and the character she played - prevented her from applying any superior stripper skills.

In any case Erica Durance made it seem logical that a humanoid looking alien from a doomed planet who had the ability to leap giant bedposts in a single bound, penetrate even the tightest womanhood faster than a speeding bullet, pound them with the power of a locomotive and squirt endlessly like a mighty river could not help himself falling hard for her.

With co - stars that have such good chemistry there are always rumors about a secret relationship but both - Tom Welling and Erica Durance - have denied that they had an affair. Tom Welling even went so far as to go on record that he would never date a co star. On the other hand just because you are not dating your co star who is built like a damn pornstar does not mean you can't slam - bang her brains out in a nearby no - tell motel until you can't get it up anymore whenever you are not shooting.

YEARS OF FUTURES PAST : THE SECRET ORAL SEX LIFE OF YOUR WIFE

Also women sometimes have a very different definition of what counts as sex and what doesn't than men. I once read a story where the surgeon told somebody after a heart surgery that he should avoid all strenuous activities which included sex although getting a blowjob would be okay.

So one day his wife asked him if he would like her to give him a blowjob since he was going a few days without having sex and he reluctantly agreed since she had not been very enthusiastic in her matrimonial duties up to this point. So imagine his surprise when this turned out to be the best sex he ever had as she really blew his brains out and he experienced the male equivalent of multiple orgasms in her mouth.

When he asked her afterwards when she had become such a world class deepthroat champion she replied that before she met him she was giving quite a lot of students oral sex during her college years and she never mentioned it because it was not real sex and therefore does not count.

Of course her husband was blown away - for a second time if you will - by this revelation and started calling his old college buddies. Who all confirmed not only have gotten blowjobs from his wife but more than that she had oral sex with every guy on campus - including the entire football team and most of the teachers - and her nicknames were Little Oral Annie, Kim Blasinger, Dolly Deepthroat and Ivana Suckyourdick. His best friend even confessed that he managed to talk her into giving him a blowjob at least twice a day and during the night she let him titfuck her.

THE PLEASURE PRINCIPAL : FAST SEX TIMES AT DEEPTHROAT HIGH !

The only guy on campus who did not have oral sex with his wife during her college years was the principal who was too busy grooming french exchange teacher Felicia Swallowgood to be his next personal sex slave.

And in her case nomen really was omen since the 25 year old teacher who just got her teaching diploma was built like a mega pornstar with huge breasts that would make a Playmate Of The Year envious, a mind blowingly thin waist, a perfect bubblebutt to put any black woman to shame and the longest legs that went on for miles almost up to her neck.

Since she was already teaching the boys french the principal decided to make her the newest Sex Ed teacher ( after the last woman to hold that position - and any other position her horny students forced the stacked asian blow up sex doll to assume - had quit because she could no longer stand being sexually assaulted on a daily basis especially by colleagues and the principal ) so she could give the students special french lessons.

Because Felicia was not that fluent in english - something a lot of french people struggle with - she focused on live demonstrations where oral sex techniques - especially the art of deepthroating cocks - were concerned for which she used only the best hung students handpicked by herself.

The rest of the male pupils were paired off with the female students for in - depth oral sex exercises - much to the chagrin of the girls. But they could not fend off the sex crazed guys relentless attacks because they could not scream while the perverts shoved their pulsating monstercocks down their throats and if they managed to open their mouth even wider to scream the frantic fuckers just made them swallow the entire shaft.

Also the male to female ratio of the class was three to one so every girl had to deal with three horny teenagers venting their sexual frustrations - and since Felicia was too busy giving explicit deepthroat instructions and was molested by at least five guys - these big breasted blowjob bonanzas regularly escalated into marathon squirt sessions where out - of - control students slam - fucked the girls brains out six ways to Sunday which drew huge crowds of spectators in by the hundreds who quickly participated.

At least until the principal visited her class and insisted on volunteering for her oral sex demonstration which he forced her to extend to almost two hours. After this impressive display of oral prowess they engaged in a two weekend long discussion about her further career at his private residence during which he had his way with her in any imaginable way.

The end of the story was that her husband had to sleep alone while his wife spent her nights making every perverted sex dream of the principal come true in order to keep her job. As for the horny students they were of course bummed out but that only lasted until the arrival of their new Sex Ed teacher, Gaile Tittensau Engemuschi Ohnegummi, a hasian blow up sex doll with even bigger breasts and even less sexual inhibitions.

Coming back to Erica Durance, she provided some of the breast moments on Smallville but I could not find a video of the hot scene below in good quality. Now of course the scene is not as good as it could have been due to the tv censorship and if I had been the director I would have made a few changes. Like getting rid of Erica Durance's top because it makes no sense to operate on her with that thing on. Secondly I would have made the straps restraining her smaller really tiny bordering on the miniscule so that only her nipples would be covered and only barely. And last but not least I would have made the straps see - through so Erica's bountiful boobies are tightly squeezed to the extreme when she's struggling to break free. That would have been a scene to go down in boob tube ( with a big emphasis on the boob part ) history but alas it was not to be.

Apart from her alluring antics on Smallville Erica Durance had a lot of bra scenes on Saving Hope and my reason for bringing all of this up is I thought I already included her breast moments in previous posts. So I wanted to rectify that and post her latest appearance on Inside Of You.

Since we didn't get a steaming dance performance of Erica Durance in Smallville here is Warrant's classic Cherry Pie to make up for that. The bra - busting blonde in the video goes by the name of Bobbie Brown which - as you can imagine - made it quite difficult to find information on her since there is also the singer who was married to Whitney and a Penthouse Pet who bear the same moniker. Aside from such instant video rental classics like Women Of Beverly Hills or Hollywood Biker Chicks she also had bit parts in Renegade , Mike Hammer , Baywatch Nights, Last Action Hero with Arnold Schwarzenegger and three episodes of Married With Children about which I will be writing much more in my next post.

Now like with Motley Crue's bonerinducing spank classic Girls, Girls, Girls - which you can find in the bonus section of my upcoming FLASH FRIDAY WITH PAUL PELLETIER post - I was looking for an uncensored version since they never showed this video on Mtv before midnight but instead I found the performance by this talented natural born dicktamer.

Man, if she can work the pole like that you can only imagine the serious damage she can subject a dick to and her boyfriend is a really lucky guy.

I bet she pumps his cock dry all night until he can't get it up anymore.

IF I HAD A ( MIKE ) HAMMERETTE I'D HAMMER HER IN THE MORNING

Coming back to the Mike Hammer tv shows from the late 80s and early 90s they were famous for its abundancy of big - breasted sexbombs.

Like the thirsty, big breasted real life Power Girl below played by none other than PLAYBOY´s Playmate Of The Month for March in 1982, blonde 34C - 23 - 33 blow up sex doll extreme Karen Lorre formerly Witter ( you can read more about the buxom beauty in the big finale to my Hugh Hefner tribute series from 2020 ) and whom regular blog readers might remember since she appeared in a few episodes of Mike Hammer, most notably in the episode Kill Devil with her famous picture album scene.

Sexy Karen also had bit parts on Trapper John M. D., Cheers, The Vineyard, The X - Files, Sabrina the Teenage Witch, NYPD Blue and Malcolm in the Middle. She also appeared in the movie Another Chance.

From 1990 to 1994 Karen had a contract role as the 4th Tina Lord on ABC´s soap opera One Life to Live, for which she was nominated for a 1991 Soap Opera Digest Award for Outstanding Female Newcomer in Daytime.

And to close the part about Busenwunder Karen Witter she later played Nemesis in Hercules : The Legendary Journeys, in the seventh episode.

Coming back to the terrific blow up sex dolls on Mike Hammer one episode I still vividly remember was episode 2 from season six called Bonecrunch in which a 22 year old Janine Turner played a nymphomanic ( aren´t all women in this series nymphomanic, especially the so - called Hammerettes ? ) horny sexbomb. Which she had no problem pulling off thanks to young Janine´s bonerinducing 40C - 22 - 37 measurements.

Every normal, red - blooded guy would have done her in a minute but as always in the show since Mike Hammer knew her for such a long time he saw her more like a little sister than a born for porn sexual partner. One of Janine Turner´s breast scenes is when she tries to get Mike aroused wearing a super ventilated red shirt. That shirt had so many cleavage windows that it was basically just a lot of thin stripes which only barely covered her spectacular breasts leaving not much to the imagination.

When Janine´s character didn´t manage to get Mike aroused she was - understandably - miffed so when Mike´s only remaining friend in the police departement ... at least his only male friend. As he seems to have an unlimited supply of female acquaintances willing to do whatever Mike Hammer needs them to do in the hopes of getting a big taste of ye olde patented 150 percent satisfucktion guaranteed Mike Hammer meatpole.

Coming back to Janine Turner´s character, after Mike Hammer spurns her proposition to assume the position ( or more likely the positions since she intends to have sexual intercourse with Mike many positions in all night long ) Mike Hammer´s only remaining - male - friend in the police departement walks in and she blatantly asks him if his old friend Mike has some performance problems with his little Mike. Which is the only reasonable explanation for not slambanging Janine Turner´s brains out.

Today's tv episode for my english speaking visitors is Prophecy, the pilot episode of Chiller, not to be mixed up with Chillers with an s, the tv show based on the novels by Patricia Highsmith and presented by Anthony Perkins of which I already posted the first episode in my UNCANNY X - MEN BY PAUL SMITH tribute post from November 2022.

Next up we have a real treat, the first episode of Savage Dragon based on the comicbook series by Erik Larsen I have been pimping for ages .

And don't worry, it may not look like it but the episode is in english. And what is even better is you can find the complete series on this channel.

Speaking about comics I have been pimping for a long time - without getting any compensation for it - longtime callers know that whenever the topic of trash or horror comes up I try to include something from Weissblech Verlag, Germany's first address for horror anthologies in the vein of Gespenster Geschichten, Geister Geschichten and even Tales From The Crypt . So Today we are taking a look at a rather recent new ongoing series : Zombieman The Avenger Of The Undead which - as incredible as it sounds - manages to put a new and unexpected spin on the whole zombie boom that is plaguing the entertainment industry.

We are staying in the supernatural realm although we are coming to something a bit more wholesome with The World Of David The Gnome a series that was quite popular in Germany but funnily enough this is a spanish production that was based on the book The Secret Book Of Gnomes by dutch writer Wil Huygen and illustrated by Rien Poortvliet.

For those who think TALES FROM THE KRYPTONIAN is not international.

While I can't claim to have seen many episodes I remember reading the book - which was quite popular with 80s kids - through the local library.

That's one thing I never get tired of pimping because there are a lot of comicbook fans out there or people who want to get into the hobby of reading comicbooks who say that they don't have the disposable income and my first tip is always to check out your local library. They may have a better selection of comicbooks - and especially graphic novels - than you think and they probably have all the essential works like WATCHMEN , BATMAN - THE RETURN OF THE DARK KNIGHT, SANDMAN , MAUS, etc.

I mean, I had almost no allowance growing up but I still read all the classic comicbook series like ASTERIX, TINTIN , VALERIAN, LUCKY LUKE, BLUEBERRY, YAKARI, SPIROU AND FANTASIO, RICK MASTERS, YOKO TSUNO, NATASCHA, THE SMURFS or GASTON as well as Carl Bark's DONALD DUCK, POPEYE and THE PEANUTS. And without paying a dime. So just because you don't have a lot of money doesn't mean you can't read comicbooks.

There is always your local library and there are even events where you can get free comicbooks like the FREE COMIC BOOK DAY in Amerika - of which you can also get issues in other countries through comicbook shops or even online comicbook shops - or the GRATIS COMIC TAG in Germany.

I'm not sure if they have something similar here in Spain but I know that EL DIA DEL LIBRO ( The Day Of The Book ) is a big deal and comicbooks may be included in that. I'm not sure if they give books away for free.

But promoting reading is a big thing here which is nothing new for regular readers since that is the whole premise of the show Un, Dos, Tres, A Leer Esta Vez of which I have included episodes in many posts.

Coming back to The World Of David The Gnome after these short public messages I have absolutely no idea why they called the gnomes kabauter in Germany. I mean they look like garden gnomes so the easiest thing would have been to call them either Gartenzwerge or just Zwerge. As for the word gnome that has a rather negative concoction in german and is more a derogative term but who came up with Kabauter ? It sounds just like Klabautermann - which in german is the word for a water kobold that is a benign creature that helps sailors and fishermen in the Baltic and North Sea with their work. In fact the Klabautermann is the only thing that comes up when you put in the search term of " Kabauter " and the german translation of this cartoon is the only time you will find its use. So somebody up there was celebrating his freedom of expression but don't expect this word to be used in the real world. Sometimes german cartoon translations are just strange for no apparent reason.

It's back to comicbooks with a top five of movie adaptions of work that was not published by the big two including the aforementioned HELLBOY which was partially inspired by DYLAN DOG. One of the reasons why I try ( I may not always succeed ) to include a post from an independent or at least a comicbook company that is not Marvel Comics or DC Comics in - between posts by those two is that with all the brouhaha about Disney and Warner flooding the entertainment market with their movies it is far too easy to forget that they are not the only game in town. And that there are other comicbook publishers out there whose output is as good - and sometimes even better - as what the big two are currently peddling.

We have another musical callback to what may be just the best year of any decade ever. Maybe it's just me, maybe it's nostalgia, maybe it just looks that way compared to the bleak times we are living in right now but I don't think we will ever have another decade where we have such unsurpassed works - be it in movies, tv shows, cartoons, books, comics or music - like the 80s and 1984 is the greatest year from that entire era.

Now some claim that the greatest decade ever is the 90s and while I will grant that it kept the initial impulse of the 80s going and there was a lot of good things it doesn't come to the same level of awesomeness. Long time listeners know that I don't adhere to the common generalisation that the 90s was the worst decade for comicbooks since I am one of the few people who admits to reading comicbooks in the 90s and there were a lot of very good series still being published if you knew where to look .

But since there were more comicbooks published than ever before there naturally were also more bad comicbooks. Anyway, there were a lot of good things during the 90s - like the Bikini Open and other bikini and especially wet t - shirt contests, Miss Fitness competitions or wrestling although it was already nearing the end of its golden age - so we are taking a look at Peter Strohm with Klaus Loewitsch in his most famous role. Since I opted to go with an episode that features Desiree Nosbusch ( one of the big crushes of my formative years ) instead of the pilot episode I should probably explain the premise. Peter Strohm is an ex - cop who retires in the first episode but ends up doing a favour for a friend which sees him involved in a case. And at the end he decides to start his own business since it seems the services of somebody who can investigate when you can't call the police are needed by a lot of people.

We are staying with crime fiction but going back in time a few decades with 1961s The Nylon Noose starring Dietmar Schoenherr ( best known as Commander Cliff Allister McLane in Space Patrol and the german voice of James Dean, Sidney Poitier and Steve McQueen ) a movie that tried - successfully - to cash in on the success of the Edgar Wallace adaptions of the 60s. The producer had another big hit in the style of Edgar Wallace with The Strangler Of The Tower before concentrating on producing soft sex movies. I bet the casting process for those films was more satisfying.

MARLENE ( MOURREAU ) NOT ON THE WALL BUT STILL DAIMN SEXY !

Attentive blog visitors may have noticed that I mentioned 40C - 22 - 36 mega MILF Marlène Mourreau - who obviously didn't choose her stage name by accident - in my FANTASTIC FOUR FRIDAY WITH PAUL RYAN post .

Despite being french she has worked mostly on spanish tv either as a guest or host on various shows or with her x - rated dance numbers. As a fixture of spanish tv she also appeared in the gala of Best of Telepassion.

In Spain there is not a big stigma about women in the entertainment industry getting naked ( in Spain it is almost expected at a certain level of success ) so all famous women who are hot have done nude pictures.

I think Marlene Mourreau still looks pretty amazing and she has a better body then when she was younger like 20 or 25 years old. This woman is like wine or good comic books - she gets better and better with age .

Longtime blog followers know that I cast Marlene Mourreau as Crimson Fox - the new female french member in Justice League Europe written by Keith Giffen and J. M. DeMatteis and drawn by Bart Sears - in my CASTING THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA MOVIE series . The reason is that Marlene is french so she would have no problem playing that but also because the Crimson Fox is actually twins, Vivian and Constance D'Aramis and so you would use modern technology - and one hell of a mega busty body double - to get two Marlene's for the price of one.

Speaking of Bart Sear, for me his version of Power Girl is still the definite one but since I waxed philosophic about that at length in my latest Bart Sears tribute post I am only adding that naturally wet sex dream Marlene Mourreau was of course one of the prime candidates for my now defunct SEARCH FOR POWER GIRL series over on my old boob blog as well as any other hot and mega stacked comicbook babes. Which is why I included her in the Fantastic Four post since I think she would make a funtastic or rather funbag - tastic Susan Richards. Especially if Marlene appears as men milking machine Malice since we could modify her costume a bit.

Since we are on the subject of comicbook movie casting, another role that would be perfect is nymphomanic sex freak Nymphini the titular character of See Wolf's adult comic MAGICAL NYMPHINI  in which our mega stacked and always horny protagonist uses a super vibrator / sex machine called Maxima to take her to the peaks of sexual pleasure and when she climaxes she experiences the most intense sexual fantasies.

Marlene really meets all the requirements for this part : she's blonde, mega stacked with a body that makes pornstars envious and her sex appeal makes even the most chaste gay monk horny. Plus she is a real men milking machine in the bedroom, she knows all the positions of the sex bible Kama Sutra, the Ananga Ranga, Joy Of Sex plus over a dozen she came up with herself and one of her favourite pastimes is to help prepubescent boys through puberty by giving them a double breasted deepthroat dick massage for a few hours before banging their brains out six ways to Sunday until they turn into sex addicted breeding stallions.

As for Marlene´s solo performances those took mainly place on spanish tv after midnight which had a lot to do with the fact that she didn´t wear much clothes to begin with and got rid of the little she did wear quickly.

The pornographic appearances of the french blow up sex doll were always so sexually charged and her stage outfits so skimpy that she almost got banned from spanish tv. And everyone who has seen the heavily sexual content on spanish tv knows it takes a lot to get banned.

Now for literally years I have used an animated GIF like the one below as an example for Marlene Mourreau´s sexually charged live performances but I could never include the video of Marlene's live erection perfection.

Well, in 2020 while looking for something completely different for one of the old posts I was working on I finally came across a video of it and had to post it right away as long as it´s on YouTube. Which is the reason why I wrote a completely impromptu Marlene Mourreau birthday tribute post.

The post also includes the breast episode of El Semaforo - a talent show and practically one of Marlene Mourreau´s first gigs on spanish tv - in which Marlene Mourreau is wearing the definition of a Fuck Me - dress.

There was only one instance where she wore an even sexier dress, at least that I am aware of. Remember I was only in Spain during summer so I have no idea what her wardrobe looked like for the rest of the year.

Anyway, the one dress that I saw and which looked even hotter than the one she was sporting in that episode of El Semaforo was on an episode of comedy sketch show No Veas and it had even less fabric than this one.

The back cleavage was so deep that you could see the beginning of her butt crack and from the side you could see the top part of her buttocks.

But the breast feature from the side were her rack - tastic funbags since the dress was cut in a way that her nipples were completely covered but aside from that you could see the full contour of her huge breasts every time she was filmed from the side. Which was a lot ! So throughout the show Marlene was showing almost her complete sideboob ! Sadly I have not found any clips from that particular show and there are not that many videos from No Veas with Marlene Mourreau on YouTube anyway.

Coming back to the breast episode of El Semaforo this dress covers up more although because the fabric is very thin it doesn´t leave anything to the imagination as you can clearly see every inch of her spectacular body and her nipples are poking through. I am not sure if she is even wearing any underwear beneath it. She is not completely naked but it´s the next best thing as she is wearing a bit more than drapes. No wonder this candidate is completely distracted by this ultimate blow up sex doll.

He is trying to tell his story but he constantly keeps peeking at Marlene´s perfect puppies and gets so excited that he grabs her to demonstrate the climax of his tale - no pun intended. And he´s not the only one whom Marlene gets excited, none of the candidates can keep the hands off her.

Daimn, there must have been some heavy squirt marathons going on with Marlene behind the scenes of that show. Anyway, since I already posted four episodes I wanted to include one more - especially for my spanish readers who probably vividly remember living blow up sex doll Marlene.

Now the last time I included Marlene Mourreau in a post was in my Matt Wagner DC Comics showcase in 2022 and the reason for it was that I found a new video of her performing Salome or Salma Ya Salaima and shaking her giant money makers as a mega horny bellydancer but on a different show. The quality is not as good as in the first one but it's a miracle that this video even exists. By the way, is it just me or is her outfit even skimpier than in the first video or is it just my imagination ?

Or do her boobs just look bigger than with the first outfit ? Sadly I can't make an animated GIF of this performance at the moment because of the video format. Maybe somebody out there can help me out with that.

So the reason why I am recapping all of this is that AFTER mentioning Marlene Mourreau in my Paul Ryan Fantastic Four Friday post I found a third live performance of this song and since I didn't want to go back to that post and add more stuff - since it was already much longer than it was supposed to be - I decided to include it in my next post where I have more space. It seems to be the same outfit as in the first video but while her boobs looked bigger in the second video here they look a bit smaller.

Or maybe that's because they are not zooming in on her giant gazongas as much. In any case do enjoy Marlene's massive mammary movements.

I'M OLDER NOW BUT I'M STILL BLADE RUNNING AGAINST THE WIND !

Coming back to the topic of the 80s being the best decade ever and since I already mentioned Blade Runner I wanted to include this review for all those poor oyeescuchas who have only seen the horrible remake.

Now the subtitle of the video above is The 80s start alright but keeping in mind that Blade Runner came out in 1982 it is much more true for The Octagon starring martial arts legends Chuck Norris and Lee Van Cleef which hit movie screens in 1980 and is a cult classic in the latin world.

Speaking of cult classics in the latin community during the 80s, we have another top 50 of cartoons that were shown in Peru over the course of this decade. Now mind you, these cartoons all aired during the 80s but that does not mean that they were all created or started in the 1990s.

That's another weird things I have noticed in discussions about how the 90s were the worst decade for comicbooks ever. It seems that most of the people who do make that claim only talk about comicbooks that are really bad examples of 90s comicbooks and 90s tropes and those that started in the 90s. So it makes kind of sense that the decade seems so bad in regards to comicbooks if you ignore all the great comicbook series that were still coming out during the 90s but started in the 80s or 70s.

So you have to take a lot of these proclamations with a grain of salt as everybody seems to have his own definition of what 90s comicbooks are.

From 80s live action martial art classics we come to a 90s anime with Tekken - Iron Fist which sounds like the most badass crossover between one of the best fighting games and Marvel Comics Daniel Rand Kai, the living weapon. Can you imagine somebody like Jin Kazama or Christie Monteiro ( who was stunningly brought to life by brunette 34A - 24 - 33 blow up sex doll Kelly Overton with probably the best butt cleavage in movie history ever ) gaining the power of the iron fist ? Anyway, this film - which is apparently just known as Tekken - The Motion Picture in the rest of the world were originally two OVAs that were combined into one.

We are continuing our KRABAT series with a documentary about Karel Zeman, one of the many unsung pioneers of movie making who also was the mastermind behind the terrific animated KRABAT movie that was a staple on the telly during the easter holidays during my misspent youth.

Since I have already posted Krabat we have an unexpected YouTube find with Invention For Destruction, a 1958 czechoslovakian science fiction movie based on the works of Jules Verne especially his 1896 novel Facing The Flag. It is in czech with spanish subtitles but it is difficult enough to find one of Karel Zeman's movies complete and in good quality as it is. 

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