Thursday, May 25, 2023

It's a Dylan Dog Donnerstag - The Return !

I am slowly making headway finishing up my Dylan Dog post so I thought since I am going to wrap it up soon I should put the next batch of covers on the blog because there has been a great response to them but also because I don't know how long I will be able to post pictures on the blog.

Now as with my previous post these are - probably - newer covers and I am saving the more classical ones for a separate post. Also this selection is purely subjective so your mileage may vary. There are some painted interior pages I found - proving that there are at least some issues of DYLAN DOG that are in colour - but I will leave them for future posts.

And now let's delve once again into the realm of the world outside our world, a dimension not only of sight and sound if you will but also of the mind, what some cultured people may call a zone of eternal twilight.

Man, I don't know what it is but with our last post that was a spotlight on WEISSBLECH COMICS horror anthology HAMMERHARTE HORROR SCHOCKER , the spotlight post on DC COMICS Bronze Age horror anthologies and the horror oriented stuff I include in the bonus section of every other post there is quite a lot of horror content on this blog. But I guess if you are a comicbook afficionado who has watched so many horror flicks and read so many horror comics in his 40 years of collecting but especially with a blog named TALES FROM THE KRYPTONIAN it comes with the territory.

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GLORY, GLORY, HALEY - LUYAH or IF ONLY RUSS MEYER WAS ALIVE !

From italian fumetti classic DYLAN DOG we come to another kind of DDs - the fun kind - namely the ones blonde React channel sexbomb Haley hides under her sweater. It has been a hot minute since I did a feature on her in my Gambit spotlight post where I was blown away because I hadn't realized what a huge set of melons Haley had developed . I was all like : " Daaaaiiiimn, when did Haley get a visit from the boob fairy ? Because these are some massive Russ Meyer sized melons. Did she have them done for a starring role in a porn movie ( one can only hope ) ? " Those are some impressive talents she displays there. Also the preview picture doesn't help because she looks like the newest blow up sex doll.


Which now that I think about it would be a great idea for a prank style of video with Busenwunder Haley. They would tell Haley that they would pretend she is a new kind of deluxe blow up sex doll and bring her to various clients and then they would be completely surprised when she starts to talk and that they would all jump out and do the big reveal.


Of course Haley would protest and claim that she looks nothing like a blow up sex doll - which is what all women say even if they do - but it would be the producer's job to convince her. And they could even say that the newer blow up sex dolls look more life like than previous ones.


Now the catch here would be that they would also prank Haley because they would tell her" customers "( Which could be her fellow male co - reactors but I still have not decided. Because some of them could be reluctant to use their friend as a sex toy although most of them have probably dreamed about doing this ever since her twin torpedoes grew to such titanic proportions. ) that she is a new kind of interactive sex doll and they bring her to the best customers to work out a few kinks.

This is the new super deluxe model nicknamed" Dolly Part Em "for the most intense extreme sexual intercourse experience with extra large XXL sized breasts which has gotten great responses from the clients but that there were some incidents where the interface has malfunctioned and the doll has started to believe that she is not a sexbot but a real person who has tried to convince the customers to stop using and abusing her.


And that if it tries to tell them that she is not the ultimate men milking machine that they just have to ignore that and keep on banging her processors out that the system will re - adjust to its normal setting after they have cum inside her a few times. You see where I'm coming from ?


Anyway, we have the unsuspecting Haley doing her best impression of the ultimate living blow up sex doll (not that she needs to strain herself too much in that department because she looks the part without trying) all excited about the big reveal who gets more and more stressed when the guys keep pounding her harder and harder with rising enthusiasm.


And we would have the lucky stiffs who were selected to participate in this scam who get to vent all of their sexual frustrations on a living blow up sex doll with a clean conscience thinking she is just a love machine.


The producers would tell wet sex dream Haley that it is a TRY NOT TO BREAK CHARACTER challenge to get her to go along to have sex many positions in with the horny perverts as long as possible when it's really a TRY NOT TO PASS OUT WHILE BEING SLAM - FUCKED challenge for her.


And they would tell the male participants that it's a TRY NOT TO TRY THE NEWEST SEX DOLLS video when in reality it is a TRY NOT TO BREAK A BIG BREASTED SEXBOMB WHILE DICKTAMING HER challenge. It goes without saying that in any scenario the guys win and Haley is bound to loose.


After the guys have used Haley for a few days drilling every orifice of her bonerinducing pornbody with their gigantic members squirting until they can't get it up anymore the producers would come to take Haley back and they would act all surprised because the skit did not go as intended.


Even though it did go as planned but of course they could not tell her.


I don't know if they should reveal to the participants at the end that it was a real person - maybe they could say that there was an unfortunate mix up and instead of the new sex doll model they got a visit from one of the females engineers who was a former pornstar and based the look of the sex dolls on herself - because then the guys would feel awful or if they should do something different like arrange for a " chance " meeting between Haley and the guys to see the sheer shock on their faces when they see that there are real women looking like that in the real world.


We could also try and convince nubian sex goddess Jair and fillipino hooker - in - training Jayka to partake in the social experiment so that Haley does not get suspicious that she is the only one who does it and it would be even convincing because some prefer black or asian sexbots.


Now I went back to find out how on earth an old breast fixated pervert like me could have missed Haley's huge hooters and first of all there are a lot of videos I missed and there were a lot of videos where she was hiding her giant - sized woman - things under a thick shirt or sweater.


Which was probably for the benefit of her male colleagues and I have to give props to the guy ( at the same time I am giving Haley a standing ovation ) for being able to keep it together when they are in an episode with Haley. Because I could not sit at the same table as such an ultimate sex goddess without spending the entire episode drooling all over her oversized oppai - even if she would let me play with her titanic twin torpedoes a for a few hours before the shooting starts to calm me down.


They still must be fully erect throughout the entirety of the episode and you know that if they don't outright drag Haley to the nearest corner to vent the accumulated sexual energy their girlfriends have to bear the brunt of it. I mean, Haley is like natural viagra at this point and since it has been a while since she presented her new and improved hooters all the other girls like my future wife Jair or phillipino prostitute in training Jayka must already know what's up when their guys film an episode with Hailey. Which means they are probably doing a few hours of stretching with a special emphasis on doing the splits like a stripper in advance so they can maybe survive the coming sexual onslaught in the bedroom.


And I am not saying that Jair and Jayka are not ultimate sex machines who are experts at milking huge horsecocks until the last drop. They say black don't crack but Jayka is also especially gifted when it comes to draining giant monstercocks since it is common knowledge that all asian girls are natural born blow up sex dolls and no woman can hold a candle to them asian bitches who can suck a bowling ball through a waterhose and there simply is no competition when it comes to deepthroating. Like the old chinese proverb says : " Life does suck but asian girls swallow. ".


But even sexual pocket rocket ( here good things really do come in small packages, boy ) Jayka is no match for the boys since a dick that has been aroused by Hailey's humongous double airbags for a few hours stays erect for days no matter how many times you make it squirt and you know that Jayka and Jair's boyfriend will be drilling their pornstar bodies without mercy like they owed them money, almost pounding them into a coma.


Which is why the producers always make sure to tape the episodes with Haley on Thursday or at least on Friday so that the boys have the entire weekend to vent the pent up sexual energy in a nonstop penetration marathon during which they slam - fuck Jair and Jayka's brains out six ways to Sunday without mercy like two crazy breeding stallions on crack.


Well, Haley has been paired up with Jaxon a few times and there seems to be good chemistry there ( no wonder with such a captivating view ) but even he couldn't help getting a good eyeful of her massive money makers and she probably wouldn't be adverse to teach him the joys of sex with a big breasted woman since it seems that every female person out there wants to dicktame Jaxon in the worst way. At least that is what it looks like in the comments. And you know that if Haley ever really used Jaxon as her new boytoy she would totally destroy his dick.


And he would probably enjoy every second of it because who wouldn't want to be the love slave of a big - breasted love machine like Haley ?


Now I have never made a secret that I am sexually obsessed with Power Girl. There are dozens of posts dedicated to DC´s Maid of the Mighty Mammaries and while I haven´t written one recently I started a new series about one of my favorite artists from my earliest comic reading days. And while the first post was all about Joe Staton´s contribution to the GREEN LANTERN ( or GRÃœNE LEUCHTE how he was called in Germany and at that time I was reading mostly german comics ) my next ones were about his version of Power Girl - which I had to split into two posts, the intro and the main post - since Joe Staton not only drew all of the stories of Power Girl or the Justice Society of America but everything on Earth 2. For those who want to check it out I managed to do a follow - up post with a lot more Green Lantern art by Joe Staton just in 2020 .


Last but not least definitely check out my post from 2021 about the best Green Lantern of all time, space and parallel universes : Guy Gardner.


I would say " to make a long story short " but I think it´s already too late for that. Anyway, on my old boob blog I had a series called SEARCH FOR POWER GIRL of which only a few select posts have found their way here.



Back then I started the series to prove not only that women with such big breasts like Power Girl ( at least when she is drawn right ) exist in the real world but that they are not so uncommon like feminists ( this was before SJWs ruled the earth ) would like you to believe. As longtime visitors are more than aware of Power Girl is my favorite female comic book character and not only because of her huge breasts ( although they don´t hurt either ) or her conveniently placed magical cleavage window.


She is also a non apologetic, pro active woman who is not only a female carbon copy of her male counterpart which is a nice change of pace.


It is also no big secret to anybody who has visited the blog more than a few times that I have a sexual obsession with women with big breasts - especially blondes - which is apparent not only because of the already mentioned posts from my SEARCH FOR POWER GIRL series but also from the countless posts on blonde cult sirens with massive melons or their features in the bonus sections of my posts like this blow up sex doll.


I admit it, a blonde men milking machine like Haley with her giant - sized woman things checks all of my boxes. I want to motorboat her huge gazongas for hours, I want Haley to massage my dick with her double airbags in the worst way, I want to ram my the entire shaft of hard cock down her throat and I want to spread her legs like a phillipino hooker and slam - fuck her brains out six ways to Sunday. And I want to dicktame her with my throbbing manhood and wear my dick out on her.


But that doesn't mean that I don't respect her as a person. Because one thing is my sexual obsession and another thing is that even if I want to do that it will probably never happen. And I don't have to tell you how infinitely slim the chances are that a poor wretch like me ever gets to take an absolute sex goddess like Haley to Poundtown. So this is more of a mental exercise and meant as a sign of endearment like my SEARCH FOR POWER GIRL posts which are a celebration of the female body.

On the other side there are some things that I find really annoying and outright insulting to Haley and what I mean first and foremost are all those negative comments that can be found in the comment section of every video Haley appears in lately. And I am not talking about such comments like " Wow. Them boobies. ", " I love Haley's big - emoji for apples, melons or any other fruit - " or " Blond kitten has some juggs. "


Which are just rude. But it seems that kids nowadays are so used to not facing any consequences for anything they do online that they have no filter, just like Peter Griffin from Family Guy. I always thought the guy who thought him up must be a really disturbed individual but I started to pity Seth McFarlane when he commented in an interview that he never has to invent any material for that character because he went to college with a dozen of Peter Griffin's who have no filter and just said whatever came to mind. Apparently the same is true for commenters on YouTube.


So yes, that is annoying because there should be a difference between what you think and what you write in a comment section but that is just the internet. What I find more disrespecting are two kind of comments, the first one about " Haley needs to put some clothes on. " which now and then are made by men ( I guess either gay men or men who have a phobia of big breasts ) but mostly come from women who have no problem body shaming other women whenever their wardrobe or body type does not align with their own preferences although I suspect that it is the female equivalent of penis envy. Like the saying goes the envy of those who have not. And quite often they add that Haley parading her bigger breasts gives them " cringe " and " second hand embarrassment ".


What is even worse are the comments that " they liked her better before she had her breast augmentation " which is really a slap in the face. As any comicbook fan knows there are always those fans who will say about a certain artist that " they liked their older stuff better ". Which can be a legitimate point because different people like different things and it is just natural that something as distinctive as a style changes over time.


So when you grow accustomed to a certain style that is what you want and you may not like it when suddenly everything looks different. And that is okay. But as any artist can tell you it is impossible to go back to a style that you used ten or twenty years ago. You may try to copy it and you will succeed to a certain extent but it will not look the same. But this weird comment of " I liked your older stuff better. " has become so commonplace that I sometimes use it myself when I get sketches from artists ( which hasn't happened since the pandemic ) because of the look I get when the " older stuff " I mention is the work they did one or two years ago that looks basically the same. What I want to illustrate with that rant is that you can't go back to the way things were. Not with the style in which you draw and most definitely not with the way you look.


More than disrespectful it is insulting because it implies that another person is more qualified to decide how you should look than yourself. On top of that it is automatically implied Haley had some plastic surgery.


Which could be the easiest explanation but not the only one. There are plenty of reasons why women suddenly develop bigger breasts and I remember that 41E ( !!! ) - 26 - 38 Playmate Of The Month Of May in 1993 and Playmate Of The Year in 1994 Busenwunder Anna Nicole Smith never had particularly big breasts until she got pregnant and then it was like " Bang ! " her body tried to catch up and they didn't stop growing until they had become the size of two huge melons. So Haley just may have been pregnant and her body underwent some changes after that.


But even if there is no other explanation and Haley really had a breast augmentation that was her own decision and people should accept that since it is her own body we are talking about. Who has read my blog over a longer period of time knows that I have always said that ultimately it is everyone's own decision if they want to have plastic surgery and if they feel they are happier with bigger breasts more power to them. And not only because I'm an old horny perv who prefers women with huge racks.


I don't know how often I have written about ultimate sexbombs like the hasian star of my wet sex dreams 44D - 25 - 35 cosplay blow up sex doll Yaya Han who gave herself giant - sized porn implants or amazing ASMR Amy who supersized her funbags to a 36F cupsize and I have always said that it should be their own choice if they want bigger boobs and other people should respect that ( even though it is a crime against humanity that Yaya Han hides her giant gazongas under so much fabric instead of using them to the benefit of mankind worldwide to make porn movies ).


The same goes for what kind of clothes they wear - be it in videos online or in public - or how much of their body they show. I get that when your own body is inadequate compared to such a banging hardbody like Haley or you were raised with a really strict set of moral values this can make you uncomfortable. But thinking that you can dictate how people should behave, think, look or dress that is how the Nazi regime started. And I can say that because I was born in Germany and lived there for over 50 years. So nobody has to educate me about Nazis. Thank you very much.


And that is the end of my little rant ( which probably nobody is reading at this point ) so I will get off my metaphorical soapbox and the last thing I want to say to Haley is to not be discouraged, to ignore those comments and keep doing what you are doing. There are always those who want to bring beautiful, happy, positive people like you down but there are even more who appreciate everything you are doing. And like somebody more intelligent said " The best revenge is living a good life. "


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Speaking of top five here is another batch of czech cock - tamer Sonia Edde's Best Of The Breast videos and if any of my readers out there might feel a tinge of a guilty conscience because you can't help yourself but stare at her huge melons and don't hear a word she is saying don't beat yourself up over it - wait, what did you think I was going to say ? - because you are supposed to get an erection from her juicy cleavage so you don't pay attention to how bad the news are. But it's not only that Busenwunder Sonia's giant - sized double airbags make professional porn stars envious, they make sure that you get a huge boner by purposely arranging her jewellery - especially her necklaces - in such a way that it automatically draws your attention to her mouthwatering mammaries.

Don't believe me ? Well, check out these videos which are not the only but the most blatant examples of her necklace directing the male gaze towards her big boobs that could be put to better use massaging hard cocks. But I guess her boss gets plenty of that if he has half a brain cell.

terror train 1980 with jamie lee curtis

Nobody will believe it but I swear I didn't plan this : the movie stars none other than young JaMILF Lee Curtis who quickly became famous for her impressive set of lungs as one of Hollywood´s premiere scream queens.


She later became quite literal famous for her impressive set of lungs as her boobs busted out and she quickly got the nickname " freezeframe " because her hot scenes in movies like Trading Places or Perfect became the most paused on the vcr thanks to her 34C - 22 - 34 measurements.

Today she´s best known for her incredibly hot striptease in True Lies, the best striptease in movie history - at least according to a poll from 2007.

Which is all the more impressive if you keep in mind that Jamie Lee Curtis was 36 at the time. So she did her best movie scene when her body was in remarkable shape - she exercised every day for this - and I cannot even begin to imagine how epic it would have been if she hadn´t kept on her underwear and gone full monty frontal nudity in the movie.

Because James Cameron had seen her in A Fish Called Wanda and wrote the role of Helen Trasker specifically to see her naked porn star body.

GET A GRIP ON JAMILF LEE´S COCONUTS / THE TAMER OF PANAMA !

JaMILF Lee Curtis has always spurred the sexual imagination of her on screen partners like with old horn dog Pierce Brosnan who got more than a good handful of her massive milkshakes when he squeezed her perfect puppies in The Tailor of PanamaThe scene was not in the original script but Pierce just couldn´t let an opportunity to fondle Jamie´s juicy juggs pass and so he manhandled her titanic 38C twin torpedoes in every take.

After two days of shooting the scene Jamie´s mouthwatering XXL melons were so sensitive from Pierce´s constant massage that she climaxed with the slightest touch. So she agreed to let Pierce use her as his personal blow up sex doll for the remainder of the shooting if he stopped botching the takes and then the director decided to leave the scene in the movie.

I have already done a number of posts on JaMILF Lee Curtis : the original post which mostly contains pictures with links to animated GIFs , one with all the pictures I could find , a re - posted version with a few GIFs added and the post I did on her in 2016 with a lot of spectacular GIFs.

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