TALES FROM THE KRYPTONIAN: This Man this Monster Monday : Red Hulk 2

Going over the RED HULK post I noticed that I had 46 pictures in the main part and as longtime followers of the blog know my general rule for posts is that I am trying to limit it to 23 pictures each post. That does not always work out - in most cases I have to add some to the intro and I don't want to take any away from the 23 I have selected for the post and so I end up with more - but that's the goal. Anyway, seeing that I have twice as much pictures as required I decided to split that post in half.

Now the only way this makes sense - at least to me - is keeping my usual ramblings in the first part and then include the original art I selected for the post in the first place in this RED HULK spin - off post. My posts have been too long lately anyway and this way I can keep these posts shorter.

At least the main part, the rest is another thing entirely. And speaking of other things, another bonus of having two - hopefully - shorter posts is I get to add another pop culture trivia / cult siren section which means I can post even more videos. And just wait until you see which movie I have cooked up for this post. Anyway, since I have already talked about this run at length in the first part we can come right to the good stuff.

Which is mostly from the DEFENDERS / OFFENDERS brawl in issues 10 to 12 as well as issues 4, 5 and 6 in which Red Hulk goes up against Thor.

Man, those issues show what a great artist Ed McGuiness is because he makes even the bulky armor costume Thor was wearing back then look good. Anyway, I am leaving you with the rest of the original art pages as for me, I am re - reading those six HULK issues and KING - SIZE HULK.

better red than dead

geteiltes leid is halbes leid

stuff

links

videos

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bixby

pferde

strange and speaking of Marvel Comics master of the mystic arts it seems that there is reason to rejoice for comicbook fans since Pedro Angosto over at MAN OF BRONZE reports that one of my favourite artists Pascual Ferry brings his unique vision ( no pun intended ) to DOCTOR STRANGE ( and apparently also NAMOR and THOR - the real one not what SJW Marvel has been trying to sell us the past few years with Thorita ) and

starship

denise richards on seinfeld

the full clip

which lead to this scene

cleavage

julia louise dreyfus was so hot

dat shirt

wild things

full frontal in her most famous scene from Wild Things - for which she could have used a body double but she declined.

In the threesome with Neve Campbell and Matt Dillon that secured her a place in the Nudity Hall Of Fame Denise's breasts became the focus of several storyboards that were sent back and forth between her lawyer, the producers and the director in order to determine how much of her spectacular bosom would be shown. At first they only wanted to film one breast but thankfully both ended up on the screen. And while Robert Downey Jr enjoys much fame for his role of Iron Man it has to sting that Matt Dillon got to motorboat Denise Richard´s champagne - covered wet perfectly shaped boobs instead of him. There have been sequels to the movie but none reached the level of the original for obvious reasons.

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joe

extreme

Longtime readers know that one of my pet pevees on this blog is celebrating all the brave actresses who turn insufferable dreck into bearable entertainment by taking their clothes off or at least show what their Mama gave them and who don´t get enough recognition for that .

But as much as I like to feature these squirtstorm guaranteeing sweaty skin flick sensations, born - for - porn leg spreading dicktamers, stripper pole polishing pros and talented tittilating torrid teenage teasers I don´t always have the time, space or even necessary material to feature them properly and have to console myself with re - visiting them on the few occasions where I get to mention these babes or on their next birthday.

So since I haven't done a lot of birthdays in my posts lately aside from some comic creator anniversaries - due to the fact that it takes me now infinitely longer to make theses posts because of the new extremely user unfriendly laptop which resulted in a huge backlog of unfinished posts - I must take every opportunity I get to revisit these captivating cult sirens.

Today I wanted to include a few videos with 4 time SAG Award winner ( although nothing is sagging with her 38B - 25 - 34 measurements ) Sarah Hyland who always was around the limits of my periphery because I just never managed to get into Modern Family where she was Haley Dunphy .

Which is a real bummer because not only does it have a really stacked cast - and when I say stacked I really mean it like porn star stacked but more on that in a minute - people also keep telling me that it is funny.

And the reason why I worded it that way is that I have watched a few episodes and maybe it is just me but what a lot of people describe as funny is more cringe. Maybe I am from a generation that watched tv shows differently or maybe everyone except for me thinks its funny to watch people make fools of themselves in front of other people. But I seldom take comfort from the misery of others - I had too much of that in my own life to not emphasize with anybody going through trauma - thus what germans call Schadenfreunde has never been a big factor in deciding which comedy I watch. Plus I have always preferred comedians making fun of themselves to comedians who make fun of other people.

As I commented in quite a few post the whole none linear storytelling ( which is not employed very good in the show because there are other shows who incorporated this and it worked better and gave you at least a payoff ) combined with the episodes ending without any resolution and nothing that happens in the episode connecting to anything else with the last nail in the coffin being the fact that they are constantly talking into the camera like they are being filmed but you don't know who is shooting the video which makes you feel like you are just a pervert going through somebody's home videos makes it almost impossible for me to watch it.

Coming back to the babe party that Modern Family turned into at the top of the revolving door of ultimate sexbombs we have colombian all natural 42F ( ! ) - 23 - 38 cockdrainer Sofia Vergara who not only has a tireless Playmate Of The Century body that drives men crazy ( when you look in the dictionary under ultimate latin wet dream there is a picture of Sofia ) and an insatiable sex drive that can tame even the sturdiest breeding stallion - the bigger they are the harder they come ( and the louder she makes them scream ) - she also turns every schlong milking party into an impromptu ejaculation marathon with her huge melons.

Which is the reason why I cast bonerinducing breed mare Sofia as buxom brazilian boob queen Beatriz da Costa a.k.a. Fire in the first post from my popular CASTING THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA MOVIE series .

And then there was Ariel Winter who finally turned the show into a boner bonanza. With a name like that you either have to become a porn star, a wrestler or a character in the Frozen sequel. And while Ariel sadly didn´t do porn it seems that nobody told her boobs about her nixxed skin flick ambitions because they started growing at an exponential rate each year until she had the same huge breast size like Busenwunder Sofia Vergara.

I read that Ariel already had a 37F cup size at 15 but I think that there must have been a time when she had bigger breasts than Sofia Vergara because after her breast reduction she had a 42D and Sofia has a 42F.

Well, I was never good at math and the important thing is that they both have big natural breasts ( even though Ariel had surgery to make them smaller but that is her decision ) they are both still bigger than average and both seem to be happy with them. And we all still like seeing them.

Speaking of seeing the hot babes from Modern Family - or The Sofia Vergara Show how it is called in the spanish speaking world - here we have Sarah Hyland demonstrating her superior oral skills. Doing Wheel Of Musical Impressions I mean. Or what did you think I was talking about ?

Okay, you got me on that one because next up we have the reason why I decided to include Sarah Hyland - There can be only one. Holy ground, McLeod, don't forget that this is neutral territory. - oh, wait, that was Highlander not Hylander never mind ( for those interested you can find the first episode of the Highlander tv series guest starring Christopher Lambert plus a german dubbed episode from the cartoon show as well as french wardrobe malfunction prone 40C - 25 - 35 cult siren Sophie Marceau , Big Barda and a lot of stuff about Walter Simonson's ORION series in my SPIRIT OT VENGEANGE SATURDAY WITH MARK TEXEIRA post ) is that I thought I had already included her bonerinducing performance on Lip Sync Battle where she demonstrated her innate stripper skills next to special invitee 40B - 23 - 37 Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger.

And if you think Ariel Winter had it rough because of her ever growing ejaculation guaranteeing enormous double airbags check out these TikTok Busenwunder and how they suffer because of their titanic twin torpedoes. I am so moved by their plight that I volunteer as living dildo if they ever want to vent their frustrations of being lust objects through steamy ejaculation sensation squirt marathons. Let the healing begin !