Because I was just going through the files and I thought that I should better do something with the over 300 pictures I had on my laptop as long as I still can. And since we just had a post about DC Comics Bronze Age horror anthology series I thought we could continue this topic with the best horror anthology series published in Germany at the moment.
HAMMERHARTE HORROR SCHOCKER ! Since I have written about this - as well as all the other splendid books Weissblech Comics puts out like CAPTAIN BERLIN, LUBA WOLFSCHWANZ or ZOMBIEMAN - ad nauseum I don't have to bore you with long essays about how brilliant those books are and we can get right to the good stuff. Apropos, since I have to rely solely on pictures I find on the internet there is no original art in here and this is all material from the previews Weissblech Comics themselves put on the internet. So we should be in the clear here. Last but not least there is no art by Weissblech Comic founder, publisher and basically one man show Levin Kurio in this because I wanted to concentrate on some of the great guest artists that have graced the pages of this magazine.
There also are no pages from THE LEP in this because there is enough for a well deserved solo post on the man. And now let's dive into some old school german style horror with the words from another german cult horror anthology comic series : Seltsam, aber so steht es geschrieben.
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It's not often I get to write about german comicbooks ( and seeing how this post - or better the uncensored version of it - almost got the blog deleted I don't think this will change ) and even less so since I don't get my regular four coloured german publications ( which also will probably not improve in the near future ) so I just have to include this essay by Christian Muschweck on COMICGATE about the Dokter Dipperz stories written by Rochus Hahn better known as Robi to comic fans ( longtime visitors will remember that I wrote about his series LUNA and HORST and for the latter one yours truly even translated some of the stories to english and spanish and you can find the links in this post ) or as Horst Brack, der Bestrafer to fans of the german cult wrestling show Catch Up.
The first batch of stories were published in the infamous german cult underground publication Menschenblut and while I did not have the complete run of all the Menschenblut issues I did have all of the issues with Dokter Dipperz. Of course I had to sell them all and now it is almost impossible to find all of them but as Christian Muschweck resumes at the end of his detailed review of the stories they are well worth the effort.
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Speaking of busty blondes, it has been a hot minute since I included a video with tittylating german Übersexbombe Ruth Moschner. She got plenty of exposure - although not in the naked PLAYBOY pictorial way me and the rest of Germany´s horny males hoped for - since she started her career on Freitag Nacht News. Which was as much critique on politics and politicians as you are ever going to see on german television sets.
Unlike in America, where you have shows like The Daily Show where politicians are regularly called out for their bs in Germany you can only do that as long as it´s supposed to be in the form of a joke or satire. Any real deconstruction of politicians gets you taken off the air very quickly.
Anyway, back to Ruth Moschner, despite playing Secret Agent DD on Freitag Nacht News for a long time she was very secretive about her breastsize and the only thing she admitted was that it used to be more.
Now I have found a site that claims that Ruth Moschner is a B cup at best which is hard to believe when you have seen her titanic teutonic twin torpedoes in action. Well, if the website is right Ruth Moscher´s real measurements are 87 - 65 - 92 which for US readers are 34 - 26 - 36.
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One of the best things - if not THE best thing - in the first two Gremlin movies is without a doubt cult siren Phoebe Cates who was the IT girl and the number 1 wet dream for all males growing up in the 80s and no other female celebrity embodied the spirit of that decade like Phoebe.
Because hot Phoebe is just the total package : not only a breathtakingly stunning beauty with an easy going down to earth persona and one of the best smiles. She is also smoking hot and the nice girl next door as well as the secret oral nymphomaniac that dicktamed the entire football team.
She is as good at playing the nice girl next door we all wish we had as a girlfriend so we can introduce her to our mother in Gremlins as being the most wanted sexbomb on campus that you would make sure to never introduce her to your Dad because he would totally steal her and make her his new personal blow up sex doll in Fast Times At Ridgemont High.
On top of her incredible beauty and a body that was made for porn with its 35C - 23 - 35 measurements she is an exotic mix of russian, chinese and filipino descent so you know that she is a natural born men milking machine who can spread her long legs better than a filipino prostitute.
Just ask her husband, Kevin Kline who played a gay teacher in In & Out but is definitely not gay in real life since he hooked up with an ultimate sex machine like Phoebe Cates. Speaking of gay, the military used Phoebe Cates nude scenes from Paradise as a test to determine if somebody really was gay or only pretended to be gay until a lawyer vetoed the use of that material arguing that the sight of Phoebe Cates nude body would give even the most gay soldiers an instant erection.
Coming back to the lucky S.O.B. Kevin Kline, he married Phoebe Cates in 1989 when she was 25 and he was 41 and he has been banging her for the last 40 years. Man, that's your life goal accomplished right there !
Marry a chinese / fillipino sex goddess who is the wet sex dream of an entire generation when she is just at the right age to be legal but not too experienced and dicktame her for the next 40 years. Although I bet with her almost indestructible, tireless hasian porn body it was Phoebe who did the taming as rumours say their honeymoon - that was supposed to be only a weekend long - turned into a whole week of sweaty asian ejaculation sex matahons because Kevin could not stop banging Phoebe's brain out six ways to Sunday who is a real tornado between the sheets.
Insiders report that at the climax of their squirt orgy she was writhing in convulsions, screaming at the top of her lungs and foaming at the mouth and almost pounded him into a coma with her extreme sex techniques.
Of course Phoebe Cates made a lasting impression on teenaged Subzero when she did the full monty in the aforementioned Paradise, a movie that was trying to cash in on the success of The Blue Lagoon with 80s star Brooke Shields ( about which you can read more in this post ).
If you haven´t seen Paradise you MUST check it out ! Phoebe Cates nude scenes alone are worth the price of admission as it is the only film where she did full on nudity apart from her famous scene in Fast Times At Ridgemont High where she comes out of a pool and takes her top off.
Now I did find a version of Paradise with the original sound that is in better quality than the last ones I posted but of course it has an age restriction. I am still including it so that the ones who have not already seen it can at least watch it on YouTube. Enjoy the movie while it lasts !
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The narrator of Twisted Tales is Bryan Brown who appeared in F / X, F / X 2 and more importantly Tai Pan in which cult siren Janine Turner displays the most daring cleavage without going completely topless.
As my faithful readers know I am a huge fan of Northern Exposure, one of THE best tv shows that ever aired and subsequently of Janine Turner.
Sadly there are not a lot of clips from Northern Exposure on YouTube and the few I found have all been deleted. What is also difficult to come by are performances by Janine Turner where she can really show her stuff.
One I still vividly remember was episode six from season two of Mike Hammer called Bonecrush in which a 22 year old Janine Turner played a nymphomanic ( aren´t all women in this series nymphomanic, especially the buxom Hammerettes ? ) horny sexbomb which she had no problem pulling off thanks to Janine´s bonerinducing 40C - 22 - 37 measurements.
Every normal, red - blooded guy would have done her in a minute but as always in the show since Mike Hammer knew her for such a long time he saw her more like a little sister than a born for porn sexual partner. One of Janine Turner´s breast scenes is when she tries to get Mike aroused wearing a super ventilated red shirt. That shirt had so many cleavage windows that it was basically just a lot of thin stripes which only barely covered her spectacular breasts leaving not much to the imagination.
When Janine´s character didn´t manage to get Mike aroused she was - understandably - miffed so when Mike´s only remaining friend in the police department ... at least his only male friend. As he seems to have an unlimited supply of female acquaintances willing to do whatever Mike Hammer needs them to do in the hopes of getting a big taste of ye olde patented 150 percent satisfucktion guaranteed Mike Hammer meatpole.
Like the thirsty, big breasted real life Power Girl below played by none other than PLAYBOY´s Playmate Of The Month for March in 1982, blonde 34C - 23 - 33 blow up sex doll extreme Karen Lorre formerly Witter (& you can read more about the buxom beauty in the big finale to my Hugh Hefner tribute series from 2020 ) and whom regular blog readers might remember since she appeared in a few episodes of Mike Hammer, most notably in the episode Kill Devil with her famous picture album scene.
Sexy Karen also had bit parts on Trapper John M. D., Cheers, The Vineyard, The X - Files, Sabrina the Teenage Witch, NYPD Blue and Malcolm in the Middle. She also appeared in the movie Another Chance.
From 1990 to 1994 Karen had a contract role as the 4th Tina Lord on ABC´s soap opera One Life to Live, for which she was nominated for a 1991 Soap Opera Digest Award for Outstanding Female Newcomer in Daytime.
And to close the part about Busenwunder Karen Witter she later played Nemesis in Hercules : The Legendary Journeys, in the seventh episode.
Coming back to Janine Turner´s character, after Mike Hammer spurns her proposition to assume the position ( or more likely the positions since she intends to have sexual intercourse with Mike many positions in all night long ) Mike Hammer´s only remaining - male - friend in the police departement walks in and she blatantly asks him if his old friend Mike has some performance problems with his little Mike. Which is the only reasonable explanation for not slambanging Janine Turner´s brains out.
And with that thought in mind we come back to TAI PAN in which Janine Turner doesn´t wear only one, nor just two but at least three different dresses that show off her breast features. And when I say " show off her breast features " I mean expose her upper body completely while still managing to cover her nippels. It´s like she´s advertising motorboating and the only thing mising is a sign that reads " Best double breasted dick massages in town. Special offer : bring one friend and get a deepthroat blowjob for free. No age check. " I have no idea how the costume person got away with this or if it is even historically accurate and I don´t care.
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From fascinating serial killers on tv we come to babes with killer bodies on tv with cuban mega MILF, telenovela icon and playmate Aylin Mujica.
Although to be fair she does rack up quite a body count - both in the morgue as well as in the bedroom - in the show MARINA. Daimn, like all latin women Aylin is especially well endowed in the butt area and thanks to her bonerinducing 36C - 23 - 35 measurements and an ass that just won't quit she was destined for fame. She is a lady on the street and an ultimate sex freak in the bed and I bet that even if you suspected her to be a killer you would still follow her to the bedroom because you just can't pass on an opportunity to have this mexican massita milk you dry.
It's been a hot minute since I last wrote about her - in April of 2020 to be exact in the sixth part of my series of tribute posts to PLAYBOY founder Hugh Hefner - and I wouldn't feature her Today if I hadn't found a new YouTube channel that has all of the MARINA episodes in decent quality.
As my longtime followers might recall that was always the problem in past posts so now I can include some full episodes. Of course choosing which ones to include here is going to be a bit tricky since I can't only include one episode but I also can't include all 169 episodes. So what I am going to do is try to find the episodes I used to make the animated GIFs that are in this post - which are some of Aylin Mujica's absolute highlights - and include more episodes in future posts once I have sifted through all of them. I just hope they don't get deleted before I do finish.
Well, they just did which makes all my work of last week obsolete so we will have to do without the episodes. I hope at least my regular visitors watched them and as I keep saying you have to watch these things while you can because they get deleted. Thankfully I downloaded a bunch of the episodes, not all of them but all I could find with Aylin's good parts.
As readers from the early years may remember I used to feature Aylin quite a lot - especially in my annual birthday posts for baywatchable 38C - 24 - 32 bikini hardbody Erika Eleniak ( who is best remembered for her incredibly steamy striptease in UNDER SIEGE ) - but since I had no new material to add she hasn't been on the blog very often in the last years.
Of course Aylin got her own cult siren entry in 2015 so all my followers who want to know more about her because they never heard of her or have completely forgotten how I came upon her can check out the post.
For all other I am including the short version which is that once upon a time in a spanish town far far away ( at least for all who read this from outside of Spain since I am exiled at almost the exact location ) young Subzero was stuck miles from anything that could be called civilization.
As I used to do I bought some movies - back then probably as vhs tapes ( ask your grandfather what those are ) - CDs and most importantly comic books ( since they are analogue ) to have some entertainment until my next trip to a major city. And when I had read all the comics there wasn't much to do but watch television until I managed to get the vcr installed.
My only source for hot chicks was the television which is not as bad as it sounds - it could have been german tv. Now on spanish tv I like to watch telenovelas. But not the remakes. I like to watch the originals which are mostly done in Argentina and which sound very strange to spanish ears.
They have a tendency to accentuate the " r " very much which was so hilarious on one telenovela I watched many years ago where the main female character was named Rebecca which of course was material for lots of funny sentences like : " Rrrrebeccca, me hassss rrrrrobado el essssposssso. " Anyway, another reason why I like to watch argentinian telenovelas is that they always have at least two ultrahot babes who have a wild catfight in at least every third episode - that's obligatory.
Maybe that's what's wrong with german tv series : there are just not enough catfights. The telenovelas are written very simple which means they use all the television tropes like the evil twin seperated at birth, the child from a rich family that gets adopted and later has hardcore sex with her own father without knowing it and the priest who must keep the identity of the serial killer secret because .... you know the drill.
Maybe that's what's wrong with german tv series : there are just not enough catfights. The telenovelas are written very simple which means they use all the television tropes like the evil twin seperated at birth, the child from a rich family that gets adopted and later has hardcore sex with her own father without knowing it and the priest who must keep the identity of the serial killer secret because .... you know the drill.
Everything is black and white and the bad girls are really bad. One of the telenovelas I watched as a teen was MARINA and Aylin was the bad girl.
And let me tell you when she's bad she's really good. She apparently loves to play the bad girl and she shamelessly uses all her womanly charms ( and her sensational pornstar body ) to get what she wants.
When she's on screen reprimanding her maid and servants or menacing people to kill them you can't help but get a hard on. Her sexy eyes are sparkling, she's breathing heavily, her breasts are heaving a lot in her mega cleavage that only covers what is necessary and her firm boobs are almost popping out just millimeters away from a wardrobe malfunction or a nippleslip but Aylin Mújica´s best feature is her incredible derriere.
Yes, this hot massita has an ass that's just inhuman : 38C - 23 - 35 ( !!! ) . I remember that once my mother insisted on watching one episode of MARINA with me ( and let me tell you nothing is more of a downer than watching hot chicks with your mother ) where she tried to dissuade me from watching the tv show by pointing out how big and round her ass is.
Oy ! Let me tell you something women of the world : trying to convince a guy that some woman is not sexy by pointing out how big and round and juicy and whatnot her ass or breasts are ? That is not going to work.
In fact, that`s what turns us on, okay ? You might as well try to keep your son from screwing the girl next door by telling him she looks like a porn star with her 40GG boobs, what a total nymphomanic slut she is and that she gives the best blowjobs in the country. That´s free advertising.
I didn't catch all the episodes since these telenovelas go on forever but I caught a few good ones with Aylin in hot lingerie and showing her booty.
Of course the show also had what I call " the Chloe effect " which means that Aylin Mújica was always trying to get the main male character of the telenovela to marry her - so she could fuck his brains out during a penetration sensation marathon where she completely wore his dick out on her wedding night milking him dry until the last drop - who instead was pining all the time for his less attractive lost love Marina ( who got out of jail where she was unjust imprisoned for a murder she didn't commit but she confessed because she thought her son had done it and the priest knew the identity of the killer but ....... it's complicated ).
Like Clark on SMALLVILLE who only has eyes for Lana and doesn't realize that Chloe would spoil him for all women the guy from MARINA is always trying to get back to this boring, unattractive and really annoying chick when he has a piece of grade - a latin ass in his bedroom just waiting to screw his brains out. If I was him I would just let Aylin do whatever she wants to me. I mean she would probably kill me within a few weeks with her sex drive and rule the world in no time but hey - what a way to go.
Normally I put the wikipedia or chikipedia links on my posts but since there is almost no information on Aylin Mújica there here's the entry :
Aylín Mújica is a cuban born actress, model, and ballet dancer ( which explains why she is so flexible assuming the positions and can spread her legs better than a phillipino prostitute ) who lives in Miami, Florida. She has been married three times and has three children. Her first marriage was to Cuban musician Osamu, with whom she has a son, Mauro, born in 1993. Her second marriage was to mexican tv producer Alejandro Gavira, with whom she has a son, Alejandro, born 2000. On September 24, 2010, Mújica married actor Gabriel Valenzuela with whom she has a daughter, Violeta, born on April 6, 2010. During the summer of 2012 Aylin Mujica and Gabriel Valenzuela announced their divorce. So the MILF is single.
Aylin began dancing at the age of 8 years. She studied folk dance, ballet, choreography and music at the National Ballet School. At the age of 15 she entered the Higher Institute of Arts where she studied drama and at 18 years, she studied at the International Film School in Havana, Cuba.
Normally I put the wikipedia or chikipedia links on my posts but since there is almost no information on Aylin Mújica there here's the entry :
Aylín Mújica is a cuban born actress, model, and ballet dancer ( which explains why she is so flexible assuming the positions and can spread her legs better than a phillipino prostitute ) who lives in Miami, Florida. She has been married three times and has three children. Her first marriage was to Cuban musician Osamu, with whom she has a son, Mauro, born in 1993. Her second marriage was to mexican tv producer Alejandro Gavira, with whom she has a son, Alejandro, born 2000. On September 24, 2010, Mújica married actor Gabriel Valenzuela with whom she has a daughter, Violeta, born on April 6, 2010. During the summer of 2012 Aylin Mujica and Gabriel Valenzuela announced their divorce. So the MILF is single.
Aylin began dancing at the age of 8 years. She studied folk dance, ballet, choreography and music at the National Ballet School. At the age of 15 she entered the Higher Institute of Arts where she studied drama and at 18 years, she studied at the International Film School in Havana, Cuba.
In 1992 she travelled to Mexico to kick - start her acting career there.
She began working as a model in television commercials and video clips of singers like Marcelo Cezán, Willy Chirino, Albita Rodriguez and others.
The actress has posed nude in the spanish magazine Interviú ! and also appeared in a photoshoot in H PARA HOMBRES . In January of 2010 she appeared nude in EXTREMO magazine and in March of 2013 she did a nude photoshoot for the mexican edition of PLAYBOY magazine, proving that she had still an incredibly spectacular body at thirtyeight years old.
Mújica also appeared in several Mexican TV shows, including TV Azteca's morning weekend TV Show TEMPRANITO and the telenovela AMOR EN CUSTODIA. In 2006, the actress began working for Telemundo. She was offered an antagonist role on PECADOS AJENOS but she declined before accepting and was replaced by Catherine Siachoque. She worked in the soap opera AURORA in 2010. Her most recent appearance that I know of was in the hit telenovela CORAZON as the main antagonist. But the best title of all telenovelas Aylin has been on is SIN SENOS NO HAY PARADISO which translated to english means Without breasts there is no paradise.
During 2014 Aylin Mújica appeared on SECRETANDO 2, a web-telenovela playing Daniela. So good luck Aylin Mujica, thanks for the mammaries.
Mújica also appeared in several Mexican TV shows, including TV Azteca's morning weekend TV Show TEMPRANITO and the telenovela AMOR EN CUSTODIA. In 2006, the actress began working for Telemundo. She was offered an antagonist role on PECADOS AJENOS but she declined before accepting and was replaced by Catherine Siachoque. She worked in the soap opera AURORA in 2010. Her most recent appearance that I know of was in the hit telenovela CORAZON as the main antagonist. But the best title of all telenovelas Aylin has been on is SIN SENOS NO HAY PARADISO which translated to english means Without breasts there is no paradise.
During 2014 Aylin Mújica appeared on SECRETANDO 2, a web-telenovela playing Daniela. So good luck Aylin Mujica, thanks for the mammaries.
And that is where we wrap things up for Aylin Mujica butt not before adding my personal selection of her basst episodes. Originally I wanted to do a top ten butt it was hard enough ( and getting harder by the second ) to bring it down to just 15. This means there are no lingerie episodes here but you can find them - plus all of Aylin Mujica's breast dresses - in my new Aylin Mujica spotlight post which I have to redo now completely butt I put too much effort into it to just delete everything.
Now one of the reasons why we don't get any episodes with Aylin Mujica in lingerie is that we start off with the top ten of Aylin's bikini episodes.
Usually I rank them according to the boner quotient on the erectometer butt seeing ass some appearances of Aylin Mujica in a bikini are rather short it would've been too difficult so I put them in chronological order.
Now I couldn't finish this selection without mentioning the best of the bASSt MARINA episodes and we start off with Aylin Mujica pushing her boobs together while showing some big pokies in this thin beige dress.
Episode 127 is much further down the line so I don't know if this is the same beige dress or just a similar one in which Aylin appears from the 22:52 minute mark on forward. Butt at 27 minutes in we have the basst scene of the episode with wild kissing going on in which Veronica climbs Ricardo like a tree and he goes all in and grabs her ass with both hands.
Now having a natural born men milking machine like Aylin not only rub her pornstar body - that is covered by only a thin dress - all over you butt also press it tightly against you while you are grabbing her buttocks is more than enough to give even the most chaste gay monk an erection so it is understandable that Manolo had a raging woody throughout this.
The fact that Aylin insisted on repeating the scene - which was in part because she is a perfectionist but also to get back at Manolo for using her like a blow up sex doll after the famous jacuzzi scene - didn't help.
So what had to happen happened because after a dozen takes Manolo just couldn't take it anymore and since Aylin was shielding most of his torso with her body and constantly whispering in his ear to " slam fuck her brains out six ways to Sunday if he is a real man " he whipped out his erect manhood, impaling Aylin - who was spreading her long legs like a phillipino prostitute in heat - in one swift movement and after carrying her to the sofa he started pounding her hard like she owed him money.
Everything happened so fast that the crew didn't realize what was going on right in front of them. After Manolo had squirted at least half a dozen huge loads into her Aylin told him to come by her hotel suite where she handcuffed him to the bed and subjected him to a battery of perverted positions that would make the most seasoned porn stars blush merciless milking his giant pulsating horsecock with every orifice of her body all night long during a penetration sensation marathon since she couldn't fully let her inner nympho sex freak loose while they were shooting.
Lasst butt not leasst we have one of the earliest episodes with episode 9 in which Aylin establishes Veronica ass one of the assential characters in the telenovela MARINA by showing a spectacular butt cleavage in one of those " blink and you'll miss it " scenes where she is expertly mounting a horse at 9:50 minutes not only displaying her erection guaranteeing butt crack but you can also see and she's not wearing any panties underneath.
Now I don't know who made the decision to have Aylin go commando and if it was because as the stylish woman Veronica is portrayed throughout the show it would not fit her character to have her g - string peeking out of her pants or if it was to show her as a strong and independent woman or if Aylin Mujica doesn't like to wear underwear in general butt I stan.
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