TALES FROM THE KRYPTONIAN: The return of ASS

As I already anticipated the part with mexican MILF booty queen Aylin Mujica in my latest spotlight post on german cult publisher WEISSBLECH COMICS has gotten too long so I am trying to do a spin - off post for her.

And I'm saying " trying to do " because the last time I did that it was immediately flagged as NSFW. That is one thing I can not understand.

Because it seems that the important thing here is not the content in and of itself or how appropriate it might be but rather the ratio of the SFW content in a post. How can you otherwise explain that it is perfectly safe to include all of the stuff below in a post together with my usual stuff but all the red NSFW flags are raised as soon as you put it in a solo post ?

Anyway, hopefully I can finish this post without any trouble because it has really been a long time since we saw Aylin Mujica on the blog which is a real shame. Because I don't get to write about telenovelas enough.

There was a big spotlight about a more recent telenovela - LA PATRONA with ueber MILF and blow up sex doll the late Christian Bach - in the works but just when I had all of the pictures, GIFs and videos lined up my old laptop crashed and burned and the whole thing got scrapped.

So I am glad I have this opportunity to remind people of MARINA - one of the best telenovelas I have seen - and the breakout star Aylin Mujica.

Now before we go in medias res I have to mention that one reason why this part got so long is that I had included 67 full episodes of MARINA.

Which sounds like a lot but compared to the 169 episodes that make up the series it is less than a third. The whole thing started when I thought about which episodes I should include and the easiest way was to include all the episodes I used to make all the GIFs of Aylin Mujica for this post.

And let me tell you, since Aylin Mujica's appearances on the show are often very short and the bit parts with her breast outfits fall more often than not under the " blink and you'll miss it " category especially when she is wearing a bikini. By the way, I still haven't found the episode with Aylin Mujica in a hot catfight so if anybody out there knows from which episode of MARINA that is please let me know in the comments below.

Not that I'm complaining because Aylin Mujica in a bikini - however brief it may be - is a definite upgrade for every episode and at least here they put such an incredible sexbomb in a bikini or lingerie whenever they can.

I mean when in doubt you can always go that route and there are too many tv show with ultimate men milking machines amongst their cast who never put them into any hot outfits. You can say what you want about the tv shows from the 90s like Team Knight Rider and aside from their sometimes questionable quality you could always rely on the fact that there was at least one episode where the female team members had to go undercover as a swimsuit model, stripper or even prostitute.

Now here the only time Veronica puts on a disguise is when she poses as her twin sister who is a nun but the producers were smart enough to put her in a bikini a lot of times. Maybe not as often as they could have - if it would have been me there would have been five obligatory minutes of Aylin Mujica doing jumping jacks or yoga in a tiny bikini in each episode - but enough to keep the male audience captivated and I also don't know how many restrictions they got from the watchdogs of the tv network.

I guess they had to be careful that the horny male audience doesn't get a heart attack because of Aylin Mujica's boner - inducing porn star body.

But coming back to the episodes in this post one of the reasons why I included so many was that this way I had the best of the breast - and also the bASSt of the ass - in one post. I might have to do a second part to this - depending on how long this becomes - but I will try to keep it in one post that I can link to in future posts. Now you can of course watch the telenovela in order - which is something I recommend to enjoy the series better - but of course I know that there are people who don't want to watch all 169 episodes and who are only interested in Aylin Mujica.

Who is not in a lot of the early episodes. On the show Aylin Mujica plays twins - Laura who is a shy timid woman who later becomes a nun and Veronica who is the main antagonist and the villain we all want to f - word until kingdom come - and Veronica doesn't really become a regular cast member before episode 50 - ish as they give Laura more screen time. So there is not that much of Aylin Mujica in the first 50 episodes.

Also the way I have included the episodes in this post is ranked with sections like " all the episodes with Aylin Mujica in a bikini " or " all the episodes where Aylin Mujica is showing of her spectacular butt " ( which were less than I thought ) but within those categories I have listed them in order because otherwise it would have become even more confusing.

Speaking of confusing my readers, as I mentioned I have included most of the episodes that I used to make the animated GIFs of Aylin Mujica and because I didn't want to make a separate section for them - which would mean my followers would have to go back and forth to see which episode was used to make which animated GIF - I put them directly under the corresponding animated GIF. Which kind of breaks up the reading flow a bit but it is still better than the alternative. That said we go right to the good stuff with the usual warning that IF you watch the episodes out of order there will be spoilers. Especially if you start with the finale. Which I don't want to say too much about but I suspect that the writers of this telenovela are fans of EC Comics famous horror anthologies because the twist at the end reminds me of the classic endings of the stories in Tales From The Crypt, The Vault Of Horror or The Haunt Of Fear where the bad guys get their deserved comeuppance in a surprising and cruel way.

At the moment my EC Comics library is extremely limited : besides the spanish edition of the first volume of Weird Science I only have the EC Covers Artist Edition, the EC Comics sampler Choke Gasp ! The Best Of 75 Years Of EC Comics and the reprints of Tales From The Crypt, The Vault Of Horror and The Haunt Of Fear that I used to pad out the boxes when I shipped some comics I could not sell to Spain which I can't bring myself to throw away no matter how beat up and battered they may be.

As a big fan of EC Comics I´ve done a number of posts on the subject : I did a special black and white tribute post to William Gaines in 2017 with two full stories, one by Johnny Craig and one by George Evans, in 2018 I did two posts, one for the horror books and one for the other titles EC published and I also did special spotlight posts for Jack Davis and a black and white post with the complete original artwork of the story And All Throughout The House by Johnny Craig from THE VAULT OF HORROR 35.

I didn´t write any EC Comics posts in 2019 but in 2020 I wrote a post in honor of the late William Gaines with stories by Johnny Craig, Graham " Ghastly " Ingels and Joe Orlando - who got a spotlight post - as well as one in tribute to the late Bernie Krigstein and two about Johnny Craig .

In 2021 we had the obligatory William Gaines tribute in 2022 I did an Al Feldstein spotlight for Halloween and another Halloween post in 2023.

Besides publishing the best comic in the genre of horror, science fiction, war, crime fiction and many others ( which every comic fan or comic book creator worth his salt needs to read to understand what you can do within the medium ) he also created a whole new genre with the creation of Mad magazine when his competitors, censorship and the Comics Code Authority forced him to cancel his most successful titles.

One of the artists who got the famous MAD Magazine off the ground and running with Harvey Kurtzman was Will Elder and if you are interested in comic history, good satire comic magazines or just good art you should check out those early issues - you can read my spotlight post on him .

Now besides being a master at cartooning and bringing slapstick humor to the printed page Will Elder was very adept at depicting the female form which probably was a very big factor in MAD´s rise in popularity.

Will Elder´s faible for drawing sexy women was also the reason why Harvey Kurtzman chose him to bring one of his most famous creations to life : PLAYBOY´s LITTLE ANNIE FANNY, a spoof on LITTLE ORPHAN ANNIE.

From EC Comics killer endings we come to babes with killer bodies on tv with cuban mega MILF, telenovela sex icon and playmate Aylin Mujica.

Although to be fair she does rack up quite a body count - both in the morgue as well as in the bedroom - in the show MARINA. Daimn, like all latin women Aylin is especially well endowed in the butt area and thanks to her bonerinducing 36C - 23 - 35 measurements and an ass that just won't quit she was destined for fame. She is a lady on the street and an ultimate sex freak in the bed and I bet that even if you suspected her to be a killer you would still follow her to the bedroom because you just can't pass on an opportunity to have this mexican massita milk you dry.

It's been a hot minute since I last wrote about her - in April of 2020 to be exact in the sixth part of my series of tribute posts to PLAYBOY founder Hugh Hefner - and I wouldn't feature her Today if I hadn't found a new YouTube channel that has all of the MARINA episodes in decent quality.

As my longtime followers might recall that was always the problem in past posts so now I can include some full episodes. Of course choosing which ones to include here is going to be a bit tricky since I can't only include one episode but I also can't include all 169 episodes. So what I am going to do is try to find the episodes I used to make the animated GIFs that are in this post - which are some of Aylin Mujica's absolute highlights - and include more episodes in future posts once I have sifted through all of them. I just hope they don't get deleted before I do finish.

Well, they just did which makes all my work of last week obsolete so we will have to do without the episodes. I hope at least my regular visitors watched them and as I keep saying you have to watch these things while you can because they get deleted. Thankfully I downloaded a bunch of the episodes, not all of them but all I could find with Aylin's good parts.

As readers from the early years may remember I used to feature Aylin quite a lot - especially in my annual birthday posts for baywatchable 38C - 24 - 32 bikini hardbody Erika Eleniak ( who is best remembered for her incredibly steamy striptease in UNDER SIEGE ) - but since I had no new material to add she hasn't been on the blog very often in the last years.

Of course Aylin got her own cult siren entry in 2015 so all my followers who want to know more about her because they never heard of her or have completely forgotten how I came upon her can check out the post.

For all other I am including the short version which is that once upon a time in a spanish town far far away ( at least for all who read this from outside of Spain since I am exiled at almost the exact location ) young Subzero was stuck miles from anything that could be called civilization.

As I used to do I bought some movies - back then probably as vhs tapes ( ask your grandfather what those are ) - CDs and most importantly comic books ( since they are analogue ) to have some entertainment until my next trip to a major city. And when I had read all the comics there wasn't much to do but watch television until I managed to get the vcr installed.

My only source for hot chicks was the television which is not as bad as it sounds - it could have been german tv. Now on spanish tv I like to watch telenovelas. But not the remakes. I like to watch the originals which are mostly done in Argentina and which sound very strange to spanish ears.

They have a tendency to accentuate the " r " very much which was so hilarious on one telenovela I watched many years ago where the main female character was named Rebecca which of course was material for lots of funny sentences like : " Rrrrebeccca, me hassss rrrrrobado el essssposssso. " Anyway, another reason why I like to watch argentinian telenovelas is that they always have at least two ultrahot babes who have a wild catfight in at least every third episode - that's obligatory.

Maybe that's what's wrong with german tv series : there are just not enough catfights. The telenovelas are written very simple which means they use all the television tropes like the evil twin seperated at birth, the child from a rich family that gets adopted and later has hardcore sex with her own father without knowing it and the priest who must keep the identity of the serial killer secret because .... you know the drill.

Everything is black and white and the bad girls are really bad. One of the telenovelas I watched as a teen was MARINA and Aylin was the bad girl.

And let me tell you when she's bad she's really good. She apparently loves to play the bad girl and she shamelessly uses all her womanly charms ( and her sensational pornstar body ) to get what she wants.

When she's on screen reprimanding her maid and servants or menacing people to kill them you can't help but get a hard on. Her sexy eyes are sparkling, she's breathing heavily, her breasts are heaving a lot in her mega cleavage that only covers what is necessary and her firm boobs are almost popping out just millimeters away from a wardrobe malfunction or a nippleslip but Aylin Mújica´s best feature is her incredible derriere.

Yes, this hot massita has an ass that's just inhuman : 38C - 23 - 35 ( !!! ) . I remember that once my mother insisted on watching one episode of MARINA with me ( and let me tell you nothing is more of a downer than watching hot chicks with your mother ) where she tried to dissuade me from watching the tv show by pointing out how big and round her ass is.

Oy ! Let me tell you something women of the world : trying to convince a guy that some woman is not sexy by pointing out how big and round and juicy and whatnot her ass or breasts are ? That is not going to work.

In fact, that`s what turns us on, okay ? You might as well try to keep your son from screwing the girl next door by telling him she looks like a porn star with her 40GG boobs, what a total nymphomanic slut she is and that she gives the best blowjobs in the country. That´s free advertising.

I didn't catch all the episodes since these telenovelas go on forever but I caught a few good ones with Aylin in hot lingerie and showing her booty.

Of course the show also had what I call " the Chloe effect " which means that Aylin Mújica was always trying to get the main male character of the telenovela to marry her - so she could fuck his brains out during a penetration sensation marathon where she completely wore his dick out on her wedding night milking him dry until the last drop - who instead was pining all the time for his less attractive lost love Marina ( who got out of jail where she was unjust imprisoned for a murder she didn't commit but she confessed because she thought her son had done it and the priest knew the identity of the killer but ....... it's complicated ).

Like Clark on SMALLVILLE who only has eyes for Lana and doesn't realize that Chloe would spoil him for all women the guy from MARINA is always trying to get back to this boring, unattractive and really annoying chick when he has a piece of grade - a latin ass in his bedroom just waiting to screw his brains out. If I was him I would just let Aylin do whatever she wants to me. I mean she would probably kill me within a few weeks with her sex drive and rule the world in no time but hey - what a way to go.

Normally I put the wikipedia or chikipedia links on my posts but since there is almost no information on Aylin Mújica there here's the entry :

Aylín Mújica is a cuban born actress, model, and ballet dancer ( which explains why she is so flexible assuming the positions and can spread her legs better than a phillipino prostitute ) who lives in Miami, Florida. She has been married three times and has three children. Her first marriage was to Cuban musician Osamu, with whom she has a son, Mauro, born in 1993. Her second marriage was to mexican tv producer Alejandro Gavira, with whom she has a son, Alejandro, born 2000. On September 24, 2010, Mújica married actor Gabriel Valenzuela with whom she has a daughter, Violeta, born on April 6, 2010. During the summer of 2012 Aylin Mujica and Gabriel Valenzuela announced their divorce. So the MILF is single.

Aylin began dancing at the age of 8 years. She studied folk dance, ballet, choreography and music at the National Ballet School. At the age of 15 she entered the Higher Institute of Arts where she studied drama and at 18 years, she studied at the International Film School in Havana, Cuba.

In 1992 she travelled to Mexico to kick - start her acting career there.

She began working as a model in television commercials and video clips of singers like Marcelo Cezán, Willy Chirino, Albita Rodriguez and others.

The actress has posed nude in the spanish magazine Interviú ! and also appeared in a photoshoot in H PARA HOMBRES . In January of 2010 she appeared nude in EXTREMO magazine and in March of 2013 she did a nude photoshoot for the mexican edition of PLAYBOY magazine, proving that she had still an incredibly spectacular body at thirtyeight years old.

Mújica also appeared in several Mexican TV shows, including TV Azteca's morning weekend TV Show TEMPRANITO and the telenovela AMOR EN CUSTODIA. In 2006, the actress began working for Telemundo. She was offered an antagonist role on PECADOS AJENOS but she declined before accepting and was replaced by Catherine Siachoque. She worked in the soap opera AURORA in 2010. Her most recent appearance that I know of was in the hit telenovela CORAZON as the main antagonist. But the best title of all telenovelas Aylin has been on is SIN SENOS NO HAY PARADISO which translated to english means Without breasts there is no paradise.

During 2014 Aylin Mújica appeared on SECRETANDO 2, a web-telenovela playing Daniela. So good luck Aylin Mujica, thanks for the mammaries

Now I couldn't finish this selection without including the best of the bASSt MARINA episodes and we start off with a two - parter where Aylin is wearing a beige dress that really showcases her bonerinducing back : in episode 55 from 11:09 mins forward and in episode 56 starting at 2:35.

Episode 127 is much further down the line so I don't know if this is the same beige dress or just a similar one in which Aylin appears from the 22:52 minute mark on forward. Butt at 27 minutes in we have the basst scene of the episode with wild kissing going on in which Veronica climbs Ricardo like a tree and he goes all in and grabs her ass with both hands.

Now having a natural born men milking machine like Aylin not only rub her pornstar body - that is covered by only a thin dress - all over you butt also press it tightly against you while you are grabbing her buttocks is more than enough to give even the most chaste gay monk an erection so it is understandable that Manolo had a raging woody throughout this.

The fact that Aylin insisted on repeating the scene - which was in part because she is a perfectionist but also to get Manolo excited enough to use her like a blow up sex doll like after the jacuzzi scene - didn't help.

So what had to happen happened because after a dozen takes Manolo just couldn't take it anymore and since Aylin was shielding most of his torso with her body and constantly whispering in his ear to " slam fuck her brains out six ways to Sunday if he is a real man " he whipped out his erect manhood, impaling Aylin - who was spreading her long legs like a phillipino prostitute in heat - in one swift movement and after carrying her to the sofa he started pounding her hard like she owed him money.

Everything happened so fast that the crew didn't realize what was going on right in front of them. After Manolo had squirted at least half a dozen huge loads into her Aylin told him to come by her hotel suite where she handcuffed him to the bed and subjected him to a battery of perverted positions that would make the most seasoned porn stars blush merciless milking his giant pulsating horsecock with every orifice of her body all night long during a penetration sensation marathon since she couldn't fully let her inner nympho sex freak loose while they were shooting.

Lasst butt not leasst we have one of the earliest episodes with episode 9 in which Aylin establishes Veronica ass one of the assential characters in the telenovela MARINA by showing a spectacular butt cleavage in one of those " blink and you'll miss it " scenes where she is expertly mounting a horse at 9:50 minutes not only displaying her erection guaranteeing butt crack but you can also see and she's not wearing any panties underneath.

Now I don't know who made the decision to have Aylin go commando and if it was because as the stylish woman Veronica is portrayed throughout the show it would not fit her character to have her g - string peeking out of her pants or if it was to show her as a strong and independent woman or if Aylin Mujica doesn't like to wear underwear in general butt I stan.

And that is where we wrap up the long version of my new Aylin Mujica tribute. It would have been more fun if the MARINA episodes had not been deleted but it was fun while it lasted. They were up for a whole week - yay - so I hope all interested parties watched at least some of the episodes I handpicked. Otiginally we continued this in my Aylin Mujica / EL MIL CHISTES spin - off post but thanks to circumstances beyond my control that has now become just a EL MIL CHISTES post. Man, thankfully I included those or I would have nothing to show there. In any case, I hope the visitors who always come late to the party can enjoy this post even without the added bonus of the MARINA episodes and at least we got a return visit of mega MILF booty queen Aylin Mujica out of this.

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So since this post is not comicbook related ( the only possible one would be a comic movie casting with Aylin Mujica which I may do in a future post ) but I still like to have a theme in the post addendum a. k. a. the cult siren / pop culture trivia section I've decided to include just a small selection of the dinosaur themed videos that have accumulated lately.

Who knows, if my readers like it we might continue this in other posts along the way ( so if you enjoy this and want more dinosaur content please let me know in the comments below ). Now I know that there are heated debates as to if Godzilla counts as a dinosaur or not but since I AM including a Godzilla video down the line I want to bring two articles to the attention of my faithful followers by the hardest blogging man in comicbooks, Brian Cronin over at COMIC BOOK RESOURCES : the first one is part of the series My Name It Ain't Nothing and takes a look at how Marvel Comics blatantly using Godzilla in their comicbooks even though they no longer had the licensing rights and the second one which is an instalment of the feature Break Into Another World is all about Marvel Comics GODZILLA comic series introducing Jack Kirby's Devil Dinosaur .