Edited on the 16th of November 2021 and on the 12th of January 2024
Well, I´m somewhat in a pickle with this post because I received an DMCA complaint about the pictures of somebody I used here. That´s the problem with working under the premise that it´s always easier to get forgiven than to get permission. Of course it is the only way to run a blog successfully because if you wait until you have permission for everything in your post you are lucky if you can do more than one post each month.
But on the other side your blog can be taken down and it has already happened to me once and I don´t need to repeat that experience. On that occassion I simply wrote off the post in question because I didn´t want to loose the work of several years over a picture of a fish sandwich.
And not even a very good one.
And if it was that easy with this post I would do the same thing. But as longtime followers of the blog know my pots are usually all over the place and I also like to go on tangents and then there is the bonus section. So there is a lot of stuff in here beside those pictures that I would like to keep because it took me a long time and also a lot of work.
Now you are going to ask yourself how I am going to make - or better yet fix - a post about said person which I will not mention because this post has just been flagged again without any pictures of her ? Well, I´m going to have to use somebody else as a stand in for her. We´ll see how that goes and hopefully the blog doesn´t get taken down. Here goes nothing.
Originally posted on the 6th of May, 2021 at 17:30 hours
I know I should not start another post while I am still working on my last two but ever since I posted some pictures and GIFs of a überbusty blonde blow up sex doll in my spin - off post about Aileen the Alien from my adult comicbook VERSAUTE BETTGESCHICHTEN I have been literally flooded with requests of more pictures with this incredible sexbomb.
Granted, I usually only do cult siren posts about famous actresses, singers, dancers or other kind of celebrities where I can share anecdotes or who are on my ultimate wet sex dream list. But lately more and more hot girls who are active on the internet have come to prominence and I wanted to acknowledge that in some way. And a few weeks ago I found a plethora of pictures of incredible sexbombs on the interwebs which I still have to sort out. So far I have only finished with the breastest two - of which Natalie Hadek is one - and I even put their date of birth in the title of the folder since I already missed the birthdays of 42E ( !!! ) - 24 - 38 adult glamour model / relationship coach / social media influencer / Instagram star Jessica Weaver and buxom 32E - 22 - 34 glamour model / Instagram star Lyna Perez which both had their anniversary in November.
On top of that my laptop has been on the Fritz the last three days and has only started to work a few hours ago and I don´t know how long that will last. So this might be my only chance to put content on the blog.
Now before we come to the rest of the 23 pictures of the ultimate breed mare I handpicked for this - which was really hard ( no pun intended ) - there is the obligatory comicbook movie casting but I guess we can skip that part because this MILF was obviously born for the role of Power Girl.
As usual inspiration hit me right after I had finished the main part of this and there is one comicbook series for which that girl would be perfect besides the obvious choices Power Girl , Black Canary or Saturn Girl.
It´s none other than air hostess Natascha from belgian comic artist François Walthéry from the bandé dessinee of the same name. I don´t think she is very well known in Amerika but in Germany NATASCHA is one of the classic comic series and you can read all there is to know - or at least all I know - about this essential comic in my big NATASCHA post .
The french air hostess with the breathtaking curves who is one part female empowerment, one part female James Bond and all sexbomb has brought wet sex dreams to horny male comic readers of all ages around the globe thanks to François Walthéry´s knack for drawing the females.
He always enjoyed drawing beautiful women so at the request of Spirou editor - in - chief Yvan Delporte who decided the magazine could use another female heroine he created Natascha. He did the first sketches in 1967 basing her face on Celine alias Linette, a neighbourhood girl while the hot body was modelled after 40C - 24 - 35 sex bomb Brigitte Bardot.
Other inspirations for Natascha came from Dany Carrel, singer France Gall and Mireille Darc whom my older readers may remember from her revealing role in The Tall Blond Man With One Black Shoe which she reprised in The Return Of The Tall Blond Man With One Black Shoe.
Mireille Darc was the first actress I saw with a butt cleavage and I am sure her almost backless dress caused quite a stir back in the day.
I can´t be sure since I had to sell all my collected editions of NATASCHA, but I seem to recall a story which would be perfect to adapt as a film.
There was a rich black dude who was naturally smitten with Natascha and some secret agency persuaded her to go undercover in his home.
I don´t remember if the guy had a harem or if that was in another story because there is one album where Natascha´s opponent is a perverted Maharadscha but we could definitely add one. I mean, who wouldn´t like to see a busty sex machine all decked out as a sexy - and also possibly topless - harem girl and I´m sure she can pull off a steamy bellydance.
Another reason for putting a harem into my Natascha movie is that I can include all the other Instagram models / playmates I came across in the last few months whom I have not had time to feature here properly.
The first and foremost sexbomb would naturally be glamour model / relationship coach / social media influencer / instagram star Jessica Weaver ( full cult siren entry pending ) who would be perfect for the role of main concubine. She has the right set of talents to play the sultan´s favorite sex toy : legs up to her chin and her breathtaking 42E ( !!! ) - 24 - 38 measurements cause instant erections in males of every age.
And since I already mentioned her I would have to include 32E - 22 - 34 glamour model / Instagram star Lyna Perez. Who wouldn´t love to dicktame this wild filly as his personal squirt stallion / breeding mare ?
Somebody whom I also haven´t featured yet despite having more than enough quality material is all natural 34E ( !!! ) - 24 - 34 glamour model Hannah Palmer who definitely would take one of the top five spots.
Another essential harem bitch is 36E glamour model Savannah Madison who has done several pictorials for PLAYBOY magazine. Sadly none of them were nude but she definitely would get bucknaked in my movie.
Longtime readers know that asian women are my kryptonite and they are probably wondering which hasian oppai queen will round up ( no pun intended ) my top five. None other than glamour model Stacey Shalene a . k. a. Stacey Chak could fill out the position ( as well as any other in the Kama Sutra ) easily with her squirtastic 35E - 20 - 32 measurements.
Speaking of ultimate hasian blow up sex dolls born to spend their life in a harem milking giant schlongs dry, regular blog followers know that this is the point where I mention 40D cosplay goddess Yaya Han and I won´t disappoint them. Of course my number 1 dream harem girl is Yaya Han especially since in my movie the harem girls in spe would have to fight for the top spot of main sex toy in a series of grueling double dildo gauntlet matches. And since Yaya Han would be the reigning champion she would have to face the added wrinkle of an extra double dildo triple penetration stipulation. Apropos Yaya Han, I have not forgotten that I promised to do a Yaya Han spotlight post and I have already made some new animated GIFs of her incredible cosplay which took me three days.
Staying on the subject of megabusty cosplay sexbombs who should earn a living as a porn star, pumping giant horsecocks empty I include ASSential Ashlynne Dae whom I featured in my Goblin Queen spotlight post . Her old barely safe for work pictures alone would be reason to make her one of the harem girls but her enhancement that blew up her measurements to their current 35D ( !!! ) - 24 - 36 size and her topless Ms Santa Claus cosplay shoot leaves me no other option than to include her in my list.
There are a few more incredible sexbombs I could add but I am saving some of them for an upcoming comicbook related post, I swear. Those that visit my blog on a regular basis may remember that I mentioned mexican funnybook MIL CHISTES in this post about DC Comics horror comicbooks . And that I promised to do a cover post with those women that look like Power Girl. As I have always been somebody who likes to give his readers a little something something extra I have selected a few sexbombs to prove that women like in these drawings exist in real life.
Now not all the women look exactly like their four colored counter parts but there are some astounding similarities. And that post is coming up .
Coming ( finally ! ) back to the subject of my Natascha movie I would also include a storyline where she is stranded on an island, maybe after her undercover mission went sideways after she was merciless pounded into submission by all the harem girls in a dildo penetration marathon.
Still reeling from her post double dildo orgasm, Natascha would then be washed and brought into the private chambers of the rich black guy so he could finish taming her. This would be an extremely explicit sex scene for the actress and as her on - screen partner we would have to pick a porn actor with a huge monstercock. To not frighten her too much at the sight of the giant schlong ( and to keep her performance realistic ) I´d tell her she only has to suck the tip and milk his boner in three positions.
Then I would ( unbeknownst to her ) slip the guy a wad of cash to shove his dick in all the way and make sure to pound her brains out six ways to Sunday after making her deepthroat his giant rod. Not that he would need much incentive to put an ultimate breed mare like her to the test.
There is a story called The Island At The Edge Of The World where her male sidekick Walther and Natascha get stuck on a deserted island for months with only a crazy gorilla as company who is trying to get them.
This album was always one of my favorite Natascha adventures because over the course of time Natascha´s clothes are wasted and she ends up wearing shorts and a knotted t - shirt that gets skimpier as time goes on.
It goes without saying that in my movie this would continue until nubile nymph Natascha would have to walk around the desert island in the buff.
There would be a perfect opportunity for a Busenwunder to show off her incredible bikini figure. Although we would probably have to shoot this scene before her XXX squirt session to get her to do a nude scene.
I would also change the circumstances of Natascha´s unexpected exile so that Walther would end up on a different isle while she would be left alone with the gorilla. And instead of trying to harm her she encounters him during the mating season and in lieu of other sex partners the giant gorilla would try to impregnate Natascha with his oversized ape schlong.
Naturally as the director I would insist on volunteering as the stunt cock to don the gorilla costume and merciless slam - fuck the girl as long as necessary to insure the artistic integrity of the movie. With a bit of luck she would be already exhausted enough after the double dildo asault and getting drilled into submission by a gigantic black monstercock that she would not put up much resistance to being used like a blow up sex doll.
And this is where I am finishing up things for now. I was holding off on putting all the usual bell and whistles on it because I wanted to include some links but it´s been over three weeks since I started this post so it´s time to wrap it up, especially since I also haven´t finished the next post.
One reason why I wanted to include some of the links is that I had some technical difficulties and a few years worth of bookmarks have been deleted. But you can read all about that at length in my next post .
Thankfully I already included the next videos in this post because all the bookmarks for the following cult sirens have also been destroyed since.
Seeing as I don´t get to write too often about franco - belgian comics I wanted to include a video about Natascha. There is a video in four parts I am saving in the hopes to do a post on François Walthéry´s birthday.
But I found one which is quite apt because the album that is reviewed was just released in german. As usual with comicbook series that are not well known outside of Europe it´s not in a language I am familiar with.
Speaking of hot air hostesses, this is a video I kept for a long time but since this is a somewhat riskier post than my usual more comicbook - related missives I think it is safe to include it here. Fingers crossed.
Moving on, the only complaint I have with the following video is why isn´t this a Top Ten ? Was it really too difficult to find two more forgotten gems from Carolco Pictures ? As longtime followers of the blog know I like to go the extra mile - even if it means that sometimes posts like this take more than three weeks to finish - and since I know that my readers love Top Ten lists I would have liked it more if they had included 2 more.
It´s always difficult to choose which cosplay ladies to feature so I thought : " Why not post a video that contains a whole slew of them ? " which I´m doing with the Cosplay Geek Trivia Challenge from the 2016 San Diego Comic Con. I actually have a few of these videos but I just had to post this one since it includes hasian Yaya Han protege and cosplay Übersexbombe in her own right 37E ( !!! ) - 25 - 36 Busenwunder Riki Lecotay a.k.a. Riddle in her bonerinducing Assassin´s Creed costume.
Man, this costume really showcases Riddle´s breast asset´s and with such massive melons she really was built to earn a living starring in porn.
From the breast, I mean best in cosplay we come to one of the best cartoons. Seen by many as a cheap Thundercats knock off there was nothing cheap about Silverhawks which had one of the best title songs.
Regular blog visitors know that whenever I write about hot air hostesses in general - and Natascha in particular - I seize the opportunity for a video with all natural 38D ( !!! ) - 24 - 33 Busenwunder Ingrid Steeger .
She became famous for dropping her clothes in a plethora of soft sex skin flicks and on cult Vaudeville show Klimbim on a regular basis.
Now usually I try to include an episode of Zwei Himmliche Töchter ( Two Heavenly Daughters ) where Sexbombe Ingrid Steeger played a hot air hostess alongside tittilating teutonic mega MILF Iris Berben. If you don´t know Iris Berben, she is one of those actresses who don´t seem to age as she looked like 20 when she was already 50. Anyway, Today I´m not going with Zwei Himmlische Töchter because the episodes disappear faster than I can post them. Also I found something even rarer : an episode of the famous german crime cult series Derrick with a young Ingrid Steeger.
Staying with the aviation theme - and in Germany - our music video couldn´t be anything else but Geier Sturzflug ( Vulture Nosedive ) with the working class hymn Bruttosozialprodukt ( Gross National Product ).
Our last german video is Der gezähmte Widerspenstige ( The Taming Of The Scoundrel, original title Il Bisbetico Domato ), the first collaboration of italian mega star Adriano Celentano and 36C - 24 - 35 cult siren Ornella Muti best known for playing Princess Aura in Dino DeLaurentis´ 1980 movie adaption of Alex Raymond´s famous newspaper strip Flash Gordon. While both Adriano and Ornella are of italian origin they were pretty famous in Germany as their continued collaborations were very successful. This movie is - of course - a modern version of William Shakespeare´s famous play The Taming Of The Shrew although here the roles are reversed since Adriano Celentano is the one who's being tamed.
Which is the perfect segueway to the following quartet of busty blow up sex dolls who have no problems dicktaming even the biggest horsecocks, starting with 32E - 22 - 34 glamour model / Instagram star Lyna Perez.
I think I have the most pictures of her so it´s high time I did a cult siren post. I also found quite a few GIFs with luscious Lyna but I still wanted to make one myself to showcase the breast moment of the following video.
Daiiimn, now if that´s not an open invitation to a double breasted dick massage then I don´t know. I bet my boner would fit right between Lyna´s perfect melons and her huge tits and my cock would be good friends.
Speaking of which, all natural 34E ( !!! ) - 24 - 34 glamour model Hannah Palmer is just what the Doctor ordered to get through the quarantine.
Seeing as she has bigger boobs than Lyna Perez she must give better dick massages and she can make men cum with her bouncing action alone.
Now I don´t have nearly as many pictures of this talented lady as of Lyna Perez but I have found a plethora of animated GIFs with Hannah - which might be because she´s a well known swimsuit model or because of her patented bouncing action - so I might post less than the usual 23 pics.
Now you are probably asking yourself how I can top this ? Well, how about hot hasian squirt sensation and 35E ( !!! ) - 20 - 32 glamour model Stacey Shalene a. k. a. Stacey Chak whom regular visitors might recall since I did a feature on her in this year´s tribute post to Curt Swan .
Since I did a Legion of Super - Heroes movie casting in the post I chose Stacey Chak for the role of Phantom Girl which was mainly because of Tinya Wazzo´s disco era costume which is just a bunch of boob windows.
And Stacey´s black hair. But she could also pull off Princess Projectra´s outfit which was not taken right out of a Victoria´s Secret catalogue.
Man, I don´t know what it is with Stacey Shalene but I always get confused about her heritage. Probably because her measurements make sure that all my blood flows out of my brain and into other body parts.
The last time I wanted to cast her as Jenny Ognats a. k. a. Xs because I mistook her as an afro - american aphrodite when she´s neither but from Canada and of chinese heritage. I have no idea why, but I - again in error - thought she had Cherokee blood so I thought about casting her as the native american PokeHerTightAss in Tamed by Horsecocks. In the movie Stacey plays the chief´s daughter Massive Mountains who gets raped by Hung Like A Horse as revenge on the chief for exiling him from the tribe.
The pervert was left in charge of the underage squaws Legs For Miles, Swallows Whole Shaft, Deep Throat, Tight Cleft, Moist Hole, Bulging Bosoms, Spreads Legs Wide Open, Screams For Hours, Milks Men Dry and Squirts Like Crazy but when the men returned from the warpath they found out that he had not only deflowered them but continued to use them as his personal blow up sex dolls the past three weeks. Anyway, with Stacey being chinese I will have to do a few changes to the story.
Closing out this foursome is 36D - 25 - 36 swimsuit model / Instagram star Natalie Hadek who is not listed in my harem girl list. But since I mentioned her AND she is the only one of the social network sexbombs in this post who already got her own spotlight post I wanted to include her.
There is still enough material for a few follow up posts but as for videos I will have to look for them again since my bookmarks have been deleted together with all the others about the sexy women featured in this post.
Speaking of which, another victim of my last unintentional bookmark purge is my reader´s request spotlight post about American Gladiator Erika Andersch a. k. a. Diamond since I don´t know if I have enough material for it. Some people say that the tv excecutives have run out of ideas and are just rehashing old ones. That might be true for American Ninja Warrior which is basically a remake of American Gladiator´s but without such hot sexbombs like Diamond and instead of running the full gamut the candidates only do the final obstacle course. So I never had much interest in watching American Ninja Warrior ( except the episode with Arrow star Steve Amell ) especially since there are better shows with obstacle courses like Takeshi´s Castle or the shows from Asia with hot oiled up girls in bikinis. What I would watch however for hours is American Squirrel Warrior. The whole thing started with some squirrels who took the food out of this guy´s bird house and to stop that he put up some obstacles. Which the squirrels overcame so he just kept putting more and more elaborate traps into the course until it got to this point.
Since I don´t know how many - if any - readers of my blog understood the video about Natascha I am including a second one about Matt Baker, one of the forgotten pioneers and innovators of american comicbooks.
Keeping the Adventures From The Far Orient theme going we have cult siren Debra Paget whom some of my readers might remember from Fritz Lang´s double feature of The Tiger Of Eschnapur and The Indian Tomb.
Especially the second one has gone down in erotic movie history because of Debra´s ultrasexy dance in a barely there outfit that only got through the censors through a miracle since it left nothing to the imagination.
With her mega raunchy performance sexbomb Debra Paget shot entire generations of prepubescent boys into puberty prematurely and it´s no wonder that she received more horny fan letters than silver screen sex icons like Betty Grable and Marilyn Monroe after the movie hit theatres.
This video might be a re - post but on the odd chance that I have not posted this before or that some of my readers may have missed it ....
Now ever since I mentioned all natural 36C - 26 - 36 Jacqueline Collen ( whom you might have seen on other tv shows like Conan, Hercules or Pacific Blue ) who was the best part of the tv show The Adventures Of Sinbad that aired after Hercules and Xena became such huge successes ( even if she never showed the full potential of her breast features ) in my latest MIKE MIGNOLA APPRECIATION POST ( where you not only can find more HELLBOY pages by Richard Corben but also a plethora of Sindbad related stuff like the Sinbad cartoon that aired when I was a kid, Hanna Barbera´s SINBAD JR AND HIS MAGIC BELT, yet another Sindbad cartoon as well as an episode of THE ADVENTURES OF SINBAD with Bret The Hitman Hart ) I have been swamped with more requests.
And while I don´t have any new GIFs with thoroughbred horse breeder Jacqueline Collen here is episode four of The Adventures Of Sinbad.
Since I had to rework the entire post - again - I am including a few more videos starting with a Sinbad double feature of The 7th Voyage Of Sinbad and Sinbad And The Eye Of The Tiger which I watched in Kornwestheim.
While I couldn't find an episode of Saturday Morning Cartoon Maxout with the Silverhawks - or the Thunder Cats for that matter - this one includes an episode of American Gladiators with Busenwunder Diamond.
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