Going through the folders on my laptop I realized that I never did the post on ravishing 35D - 24 - 36 redhead Ashlynne Dae I promised my readers in my FANTASTIC FOUR FRIDAY WITH JOHN BYRNE post and I thought it would be a good idea to get the first spotlight out there.
As a lot of other posts, the genesis of this one lies in doing research for other posts, in this case it was while writing the X - MEN MONTH post on Marc Silvestri as I was looking for some pictures of the Goblin Queen.
But before we go any further I have to mention something about the creation of the Goblin Queen which I credited to ChrisClaremont and MarcSilvestri . Now some people have commented that I am wrong and that it was Paul Smith ( about whom you can find an excellent UNCANNY X - MEN post on this very blog ) who created the character of Cyclops first wife, Madelyne Pryor together with ChrisClaremont in UNCANNY X - MEN 168 and I am not denying that. But in my post I was talking about Madelyne in her Goblin Queen persona and she didn't appear before UNCANNY X - MEN 240 and MarcSilvestri was the artist on that one.
Now while writing the Marc Silvestri post I came upon some mindblowing pictures of ravishing 35D - 24 - 36 redhead Ashlynne Dae cosplaying as the Goblin Queen that you really have to see to believe. Plus pictures of other hot cosplay babes and a lot of great and erotic comic art of the Goblin Queen that I had no other choice than to make a spin - off post .
One of these days I really have to do an updated version of my COMIC BABE BATTLE for the xxx x - babes because a lot of them would rank differently and there are some that were not even in the runner - up section who have become personal sex phantasies like Madelyne Pryor in her Goblin Queen persona. And not only because of aforementioned wet sex dream Ashlynne Dae and her bonerinducing cosplay of that character.
INFERNAL ORIGINS or WHAT A NICE PAIR OF GOBLINS YOU GOT THERE
Madelyne was a devoted first wife of Scott Summers ( " the first wife of Scott Summers " sounds totally like either a grindhouse horror movie or a cheap 70s porn flick ) but when Cyclops left her and his son to smooch up to his old flame Jean Grey outward forces put her through the ringer.
First she was attacked and almost killed by the Maurauders - which were handpicked by " Gambito " ( like I like to call him ) a fact that almost everyone seems to ignore nowadays - subsequently manhandled by the perverted underlings of Genosha´s Genegineer and after she got magic demon powers from Illyana Rasputin's demon underling Nashtir who had delusions of grandeur and wanted - like Isnogood - rule Limbo in her stead Mister Sinister revealed to her that she was just a clone of Jean Grey. And she was killed off at the end of the INFERNOcrossover event .
Which is one of my favorite X - MEN crossovers but since my readers must already be tired of hearing that I will elaborate on that further on my next INFERNOCROSSOVERpost . Although now that I think about it Madelyne Pryor may have been resurrected during one of these SECRET WAR mini series ( not to be confused with the 80s SECRET WARS and SECRETWARS II mega crossovers, the second being my favourite Marvel Comics crossover of all times ) as I have seen her on a cover so who knows if the Boudoir Goblin Queen costume did not appear in a comic ?
On the other side it may have been wiped out of existence along with the old 616 Marvel universe and replaced with whatever version of the Goblin Queen from an alternate universe we may have ended up in this mashed up universe. And they totally stole that move from the Beyonder.
Being a clone of the original Jean Grey ( yeah, spoiler for a 20 year old story ) she developed her own personality and when she transformed into the Goblin Queen she not only changed her garb to one of the most openly oversexed costumes in X - Men history, she also became sexually aggressive going so far as dicktaming her brother - in - law Alex Summers a.k.a. Havok to become her obedient pawn with her superior succubus deepthroating skills. Because that's where the word " succ - ubus " comes from. And three guesses to what part of the male body these sex demons from hell are particularly good at sucking. I'll give you one hint : it's not the finger. So yeah, a nymphomanic sex demon from hell with superior blowjob skills who is not above milking her brother - in - law's pulsating horsecock dry like a breeding stallion rates above the regular version.
Speaking of the original version, while the O. G. Jean Grey may also not score high the second time around despite being a redhead she might crack the top five spot in her Black Queen of the Hellfire Club persona.
Granted she's not a nymphomanic sex demon from hell in this form but she also doesn't have any sexual inhibitions and her outfit is every serial rapists wet dream. Add to that her viciousness, the sado / masochistic vibe and her extreme deepthroating skills that still rate above average and combine it with her telepathic ability to know even your most secret sex phantasies - and exceeding them - and you have a top contender.
Speaking of awesome looks I could totally see Ashlynne as Jean Grey and I would even volunteer for the position ( and any other position I could get her to assume ) of stunt cock for her casting couch audition. Which would take place at a no - tell motel and last several days until I have either dicktamed Ashlynne into becoming my obedient sex slave or my dick gives out and I can't get it up anymore. Whatever happens first.
Although I suspect the latter because you know the old saying " You can sleep with a blonde and you can sleep with a brunette but you will not sleep with a redhead. Because those nympho sluts are naturally born sperm extraction machines who turn into complete sex freaks in the sack who will go blowjob gonzo on your dick deepthroating it into submission until it's hard enough to cut a diamond and has grown to three times its regular size after which they will pump you all night long without mercy making you squirt load after load until you are depleted. " and I do not think Ashlynne is the exception to that rule.
Who does have one of the top positions ( and any other position you can think of ) is formerly british brabuster Betsy Braddock a.k.a. Psylocke which is most deserved because nobody can spread their legs like those naturally born asian blow up sex dolls - which Psylocke does quite often.
One thing I did not fully realize is just what an ultimate porn outfit ninja Psylocke is really wearing until I saw Ashlynne Dae's cosplay of it where practically her whole ass is out there covered with nothing more than a g - string that's smaller than a shoelace. Man, I knew ASShlynne has ASSets but here she's showing back to put even J - Lo to shame. It's no wonder ChrisClaremont brings Psylocke back every time a writer kills her off.
Anyway, with the obligatory X - MEN ( or in this case X - WOMEN ) comic book related stuff out of the way we come to the rest of the Ashlynne Dae cosplay pictures I chose for this post. As always keep in mind that first and foremost this selection is highly subjective and represents only my personal preferences. Secondly I still depend on material I find on the internet and since my old picture archive is - like our old pal Nasthir - languishing in limbo I had to rely on the pictures I found since then.
So if you think that there is a cosplay by Ashlynne I should incorporate in future posts - and you know where I can find pictures of said cosplay because without them I can't feature it - please let me know in the comments below. And now let's get to what you have been waiting for.
Now I went to the Schadenfreude Industries channel on YouTube but I could not find a solo interview with Ashlynne Dae. At least this one includes her - albeit in her Starfire cosplay - and if you are thinking about only watching her part please at least wait until the interview with the next hot cosplayer is over. Hear me now and believe me later.
Since that's basically it with videos about Ashlynne Dae I am including a lot of X - Men related videos in this ( don't worry my faithful followers we also have my usual mix of genres in this section ) and we are starting with a bang as Comic Tropes takes a look at BarryWindsor - Smith's groundbreaking WEAPON X opus that was serialized within the pages of MARVEL COMICS PRESENTS and deservedly ranks at the number two spot of COMIC BOOK RESOURCES list of the best Wolverine stories ever told.
Speaking of number twos, the fine folks of JoBlo are taking a look at the second X - Men movie from the original trilogy X - Men 2 : X - Men United which for some comic afficionados is the best X - Men movie of all times.
Staying with X - Men 2 : X - Men United, one of its main inspirations was the graphic novel God Loves Man Kills by Chris Claremont and illustrated by Brent Anderson. And while I haven't done a post on that particular X - Men story ( just because I don't have enough material for it ) I have done a spotlight for ASTRO CITY , one of the two comicbook series that Brent Anderson is known for - the other one being STRIKEFORCE MORITURI - and you can also find some cool ASTRO CITY art in this Alex Ross tribute post from 2018 since Alex Ross did all of the covers for the entire series.
ASTRO CITY was such a good series. I am not prone to hyperbole but for me it is in the top ten of comicbook series you have to read once in your lifetime. I had the complete series but of course I was forced to sell it before coming to Spain. At the moment the only ASTRO CITY book I have is the first Astro City Metrobook trade paperback ( which collects the first six issues of the first volume as well as the first twelve issues of the second volume including the Eisner Award winning 1 / 2 issue The Nearness Of You ) and that only because it was offered at amazon Spain for 15 EUROS which is less than half the regular store price of 32 bucks.
We are taking a break from the X - Men videos but not before including a video with Hugh Jackman. I have no idea what the future holds in store for him but humanity really owes him a huge debt for portraying the best Wolverine ever over a few decades. He really cemented the character which also means that people will forever connect him with Wolverine.
But in my opinion there are worse things one could be associated with.
Speaking of things to be associated with, Vincent Price and bikini clad fembots was not even on my bingo card but Brandon Tenold brings us the lost gem of Dr. Goldfoot And The Bikini Machine that has Vincent Price chewing the scenery as the villain in a 1965 James Bond parody movie.
Now nobody will be surprised that I didn't find the movie on YouTube but I was very surprised to find the sequel Dr. Goldfoot And The Girl Bombs.
Since we are on the subject of 60s movies that tried to cash in on the spy movie craze that followed the success of the James Bond franchise, 1967s Fathom ( called Firedragon in Germany ) starring silver screen 42D - 24 - 36 sex goddess Raquel Welch was in fact emulating the Modesty Blaise comic strips and movie as a vehicle for Raquel Welch who had just done Fantastic Voyage and One Million Years B. C. with the possibility of sequels if things turned out well. Not surprisingly they didn't - they fell just 580,000 $ short - the series was nixed. The movie was written by Lorenzo Sample Jr and based on the second Fathom novel by Larry Forrester Fathom Heavensent that was never published and directed by Leslie Martinson who had done the 1966 Batman movie. It was one of three 1967 20th Century Fox movies about female spies the other two being Caprice with Doris Day and Come spy With Me with Andrea Dromm.
By the way, these kind of movies never last long on YouTube so don't be surprised if you find this video replaced by another Raquel welch movie, an altogether different movie without Raquel Welch or it is just deleted.
Speaking of silver screen legend and pin up sex goddess Raquel Welch.
Back on my old boobie blog she got the cult siren post she deserves but it seems that here I just can´t find the time to do an adequate homage.
So until I can pull this off I wanted to put some GIFS on the blog which is the least I can do. These are from The Biggest Bundle Of Them All which was called The Platinum Gang ( Die Platinbande ) in Germany, probably because they didn´t know how to translate the original title. Or they felt german viewers would not go to a movie called Das Größte Bündel Von Allen. As translated movie titles it´s not so bad because it at least has something to do with the plot of the movie which is not always the case.
Apropos YouTube deleting videos, I already had to replace the episode of Solid Gold that I had included in the bonus section previously with this.
Now if the co - host of the episode, singer Rex Smith ( who appears on quite a few episodes as either a co - host or a musical guest ) seems familiar that could be because you might know him from something else.
Yes, it is indeed the man, the machine, Streethawk's Jesse Mach. For kids - and adults - from my generation this was must see tv like Knight Rider, Stingray, The A - Team or Airwolf which is why naturally you don't find a lot of episodes on YouTube. The only video I found on the internet from this groundbreaking gem of tv entertainment is the first part of the tv pilot in german - and not in the best quality - and if you want to know what happened to the second part : it has been blocked by the YouTube.
Since this is supposed a comicbook oriented blog I have to mention that Marvel Comics fans from my generation might also recognize Rex Smith as the OG first on screen Daredevil from the 1989 Trial Of The Incredible Hulk tv movie ( which has Stan Lee in a cameo so no the MCU movies didn't " invent " the Stan Lee cameos ) with Bill Bixby and Lou Ferrigno.
Back when The Trial Of The Incredible Hulk first came to tv screens I wasn't too thrilled that Daredevil was wearing an all black costume instead of his signature red suit ( which would have made him more visible during the night scenes which would have looked better on tv but would not have made much sense in real life because Daredevil would prefer not to be seen by criminals ) but I have to say that time itself has redeemed the all black Daredevil costume because not only has JohnRomitaJr ( whoiswithoutanydoubtmyfavouriteDaredevilartist) given Matt Murdock an all black outfit in FrankMiller's incredible Man Without Fear mini series they also used this in the Daredevil tv series.
We are back to ultimate sexbombs with czech real life Power Girl Sonia Edde and since we had somewhat older videos with her in our last post Today's batch is newer which means that she is nearer to the camera so we can see her giant - sized woman things that much better. By the way I still couldn't find any info about the measurements of this ultimate men milking machine so if anybody out there has any information on that - or other pertinent intel about Sonia like her favourite positions or which sex techniques she's best - or breast - at ( I bet she's really talented at giving huge hourlong double breasted dick massages and spreading her legs wider than a broke phillipino hooker when the rent is due ) please let me know in the comments below or if you prefer to stay anonymous drop me a line via electronic mail ( what kids nowadays call e - mail ).
Of course my superhero movie cast no - brainer for Sonia Edde is Power Girl since she was just predestined to portray DC Comics " Maid Of The Mighty Mammaries " and it would be worth the price of admission alone to see her getting dicktamed by Justice League's pervert Guy Gardner.
On the other side of the street we have Marvel Comics and with the X - Men you might expect that my first choice for blonde bra - buster Sonia Edde would be blonde bad girl turned heroine Emma Frost who's biggest claim to XXX - Men sex freak fame was taming ... I mean consoling Scott Summer after the umpteenth death of Jean Grey a.k.a. Phoenix since she became a member of the Hellfire Club based on her Playmate Of The Year pornstar body and a weekend long private audition with Black King Sebastian Shaw during which she made him squirt like a firehose again and again and again until he couldn't get it up anymore milking him dry to the last drop. She quickly rose through the ranks of the "recreational specialists " thanks to her telepathy that let her know every clients most secret sex phantasies until achieving the position ( after she achieved all the other positions ) of White Queen of the Hellfire Club. I mean her " uniform " is basically a white sado - maso sex outfit / white lingerie.
And it would not be a bad choice but as longtime followers of the blog who remember my COMICBABE BATTLE : CASTING MY XXX - BABES post might know not counting Namorita ( who was disqualified because while she may be a mutant she has never been a member of any X - Men team, at least to my knowledge ) Tabitha Smith codename Boom Boom( which was given to her by the male team members because of her giant - sized boom booms although they told her it was because of her mutant power to create explosions ) made the top spot so it is only logical that I would cast Sonia Edde as buxom Boom Boom. Not only is she built like every comicbook fan's blonde wet sexual dream she also has a stripper name.
Of course in my movie Boom Boom would be all grown up - and in all the right places - and would return to the X - Force roster ( although with her, the adult Boobilee and her second mutation huge breasticles plus the extremely well endowed Namorita and your usual bevy of sexy x - babes all with adult bodies that could easily triplicate the sales of any getlemen's magazine all the boys call the team the XXX - Force ) to help them out in a tight spot. Speaking of tight spots, old lover Cannonball is only too happy helping hit all of Boom Boom's tight spots as the relive their special xxx - rated all night danger room fuck session - about which all of the other team members knew because they weren't exactly very stealthy if you know what I mean and which earned the danger room the nickname of " Cannonball and Boom Boom's Wam Bam Slamfuck Maam Room ". Of course as the director I would volunteer to rehearse all these explicit sex scenes with Sonia Edde and fill out the position - and any position I can get Sonia Edde to assume - of stunt cock for the filming of the movie. And postproduction as well. The sacrifices we make for art.
Which is my not too subtle segueway to our next video about Legion, the best Marvel Comics tv show nobody is watching because nobody knows that it is a Marvel Comics tv show. And more than that nobody but the real comicbook afficionados know that this is in fact an X - Men tv show.
Of course I couldn't find a complete episode of Legion so here is another episode of Midnight Caller for my german readers. It is always difficult to find the right balance between repeating oneself one too many times and resorting to subpar entertainment but my philosophy is that there are some tv shows that are just too good to pass up. Also I don't have that many episodes so eventually I will run out of them and have to post other stuff. But as long as I do have some episodes I will post them first.
Coming back to X - Men stuff we take a deep dive into the animated show X - Men : Evolution with SYFY WIRE's Everything You Didn't Know.
I was not a fan since I didn't like the whole " hey, let's re - design all the classic costumes so they look like crap and turn most of the X - Men into high schoolers to appeal to a younger audience " approach since I liked the classic 80s cartoon show more. I have seen some episodes but mainly because it was sandwiched between two other cartoon shows I watched.
Lately a lot of A I generated trailers have popped up on YouTube and it is slowly reaching a point where you don't know if it's for a real movie. One way to know is if it's for something set in the past and I chose to include this one because the biggest hint this was generated by A I is the fact that there could not have been an X - Men movie produced in the 50s since Stan Lee and Jack Kirby created Marvel's merry mutants in the 60s.
One thing I will add though is that no matter how sexy the A I generated versions of Storm turn out to be - and the program has improved a lot where bouncing action is concerned - they all fall flat ( pun very much intended here ) when compared to the real deal, afroamerican40E ( !!! ) - 24 - 37aphroditeHalleBerry who's also known as thesexiestwomanontheplanet - voted twice - who was just magnificent as Storm. If only they would have given an actress of her calibre more to do in the films.
Staying with Storm and the X - Men, we come to a special comic that apparently is still unpublished in Spain ( in Germany it was published by Panini Comics as X - Men : Helden fuer die Hoffnung although I did only find A I confirmation and we all know how reliable that can be ) which was a jam comic to raise funds to relieve the devastating 1983 - 1985 famine in Ethiopia. The brainchild of Bernie Wrightson and JimStarlin - and greenlit by then Editor - In - Chief Jim Shooter ( you see, he also did nice things ) X - Men : Heroes For Hope features a Who's Who of artists and it took me a while to get it. When I started going to conventions I saw it here and there but since I didn't know what kind of comicbook it was I wasn't very interested in buying it. Of course when I learned about the genesis of the comic and its content I became interested and as it could not be another way suddenly it stopped being so prevalent but I managed to get it - and the equivalent Heroes Against Hunger from DC Comics which was also spearheaded by Bernie Wrightson and JimStarlin - and it was one of the highlights of my comic collection. Funny story : the proceeds were supposed to go to Oxam but the organisation refused the donation because the representative found the comic " racist, sexist and reprehensible ". On top of that this person did not believe Marvel Comics explanation that their logo designer Janet Jackson was not the same person as the famous singer Janet Jackson and since Marvel's Janet Jackson like all people involved with the project had donated her work the representative thought that Marvel Comics was stiffing singer Janet Jackson big time. As they say one person's loss is another person's gain so all the proceeds of the benefit comicbook went to the American Friends Service Comittee with the first check being in excess of 500,000 dollars.
From the X - Men and 500,000 dollars we come to just a few dollars more with the main theme to the famous spaghetti western of the same name by Sergio Leone composed by musical mastermind Ennio Morricone. The western classic is part of the so - called Dollar Trilogy although I couldn't tell you which part it is exactly because the timeline on these movies is confusing since they originally were not written to be part of a trilogy.
Which is something Matt Draper doesn't address in his deep dive into For A Few Dollars More because there is also the argument that it is not in fact part of the same story and that the protagonists in the movies just look the same but are not the same person and much rather archetypes.
Which would explain why Lee Van Cleef's character is so different from The Good, The Bad And The Ugly and Clint Eastwood's has a different name in each movie. For A Few Dollars More is my personal favourite of the trilogy because I like the story more and because the juxtaposition of Clint Eastwood and Lee Van Cleef without a third person thrown in the mix just is a more satisfying dynamic for me. It is also often overlooked in favour of the first movie and the grand opus that closes the trilogy.
The following video may be subject to change as I already had to replace it at least half a dozen times. It started out being The Good, The Bad And The Ugly - with the spanish dubbing - then we got The Magnificent Seven before going through a slew of westerns before ultimately coming to the current video which is the german dubbed version of The Good, The Bad And The Ugly called Zwei Glorreiche Halunken which I always found a bit weird because they are not Two Glorious Rascals but three.
Anyway, by the time I finish the post I might have already replaced this with another movie and by the time you are reading this even that might have been deleted which makes reading the previous part a bit strange.
And we are staying in the wild west or more precisely the Wild Wild West with the tv show of the same name which follows the exploits of spies / cowboys Artemus Gordon and Jim West, the latter one being the name of the spanish version. Now some may see this as a repost because I already posted an episode but since the episode with Batgirl Yvonne Craig has been deleted since and this one is in colour - plus it's the spanish dubbed version - I hope my faithful followers will give me some leeway with this.
Coming from the WILD WILD WEST tv show to the 1999 movie, a big part of the pull of the film was ultimate latin blow up sex doll Salma Hayek who didn´t have a sexy table dance scene like in FROM DUSK TO DAWN but apart from that wore ..... let´s face it : not too much clothing. At least in her first scenes, later on she wore a lot of fabric. I guess they needed some spicy clips for the trailer to get the movie goers money.
I mean what´s the deal with designing such an lingerie outfit for Salma Hayek and then covering her up for most of the movie ? I´m not saying well endowed actresses have to be naked all the time. They can wear something for five minutes and get naked later on which is more sexy.
No, really, in my opinion if you have an actress with a stunning physique than you have to use that if you are a good director. And you seize the opportunity if you have an oscar - winning actor like Mickey Rourke in a movie instead of giving Dennis Rodman more screentime because you want to be his buddy or you´re smoking weed together. Also I think it should be a rule in horror movies that female characters only die after they have been naked. You might think this IS a rule - especially if you have seen the SCREAM saga - but it isn´t. Trust me, I have seen dozens of horror movies were whole squads of hot, nubile chicks met their end before undressing. What a waste. And it´s the same with Salma Hayek.
Back to WILD WILD WEST Salma Hayek has some good scenes in the movie but ultimately she´s not a very likeable or sympathetic character.
It´s the part of the movie that bugs me the most. I guess it´s realistic that this sweet and hot looking massita is in reality a lying, scheming woman who seduces the heroes to get what she wants and doesn´t get her deserved comeuppance but I don´t have to watch a movie for that.
According to internet sources the latin sex godess´ measurements are - all natural - 44E - 25 - 37 but here it looks to be much more. Anyway, at the moment Salma is married to a rich guy who just drowned her in expensive jewelery so you know what women really want. And you can find more pictures, videos and GIFs of Salma in myoldcultsirenposts .
You may have wondered why there was a giant mechanical spider in the movie and the answer to that is simple : producer Jon Peters put it in.
He was the producer along with director Sonnenfeld and in AN EVENING WITH KEVIN SMITH, Kevin Smith talked about working with Peters on a fifth potential SUPERMAN film in 1997, revealing that Peters had three demands for the script. The first was that Superman is not allowed to wear the suit, the second was that Superman not fly, and the third was to have Superman fight a giant spider in the third act. After Tim Burton came on board, Smith's script was tossed away and the film was never produced due to further complications. A year later, he noted that WILD WILD WEST was released with the inclusion of a giant mechanical spider in the final act. Neil Gaiman has also said that Jon Peters insisted a giant mechanical spider be included in a movie adaptation of THESANDMAN .
Daimn, this woman is obviously just built for steamy sex marathons and what is is with hot latinas like Salma Hayek and Rosie Perez that they not only get finer with age but their boobs keep getting bigger, bigger and bigger each year ? Must be all the mexican food like tortillas, frijoles, tamales and enchiladas that makes em tetonas grow in the right places.
Her husband is one of the luckiest guys on the planet because you know that she uses her massive mexican melons to milk his cock dry in a 24 / 7 ejaculation deepthroat orgy whenever she's not working on a movie so he keeps showering her with luxury jewellery. She is literally slam - banging his brains out six ways to Sunday like 1990s46E ( !!! ) - 23 - 37sexiconextraordinaireBrigitteNielsen ( about whom you can read more in my comicbook casting for hasian44D - 25 - 35cosplayblowupsexdollYayaHan as well as in my MOVIE RUMMAGE TABLE EDDIE MURPHY SPECIAL EDITION and in my first post aboutitalian40D - 24 - 36popsensationSabrina" bouncingactionnippleslip " Salerno) who merciless pumped Sylvester Stallone's rocky - hard boner ( after her horny husband had bribed the plastic surgeon who augmented her boobs to use the XXL - sized deluxe porn implants instead of the normal sized breast implants to give Brigitte gigantic tits ) like a wild italian breeding stallion during the mating season with only short toilet breaks until he couldn't think straight and pleaded " temporary insanity " when he filed for divorce.
And you also know that her husband don't mind being used like a living dildo by sex goddess Salma Hayek ( which red blooded male in his right mind would since she can even fuck the most gay man straight again ? ) because it is what he signed up for in the " for better " and " until death do us part " part. That is called " achieving your life goals " : marrying the ultimate gold - digging trophy wife who is a mexican men - milking machine with the pornstar body of a Playmate Of The Century and huge giant tits, a nymphomanic crazy sex freak who subjects you to the most intense oral sex techniques and sexual positions making you squirt until she has completely worn out your dick ruining you for all other women.
To top it all off, just when you think the ultimate mega MILF ( in her case the letter " m " stands for " mexican " ) can't top her bonerinducing performance frompreviousGolden Globe Awards shows she really ramps it up a notch and defines the wet dreams of the week of the audience.
Here we have Salma Hayek arriving at The 2023 Golden Globe Awards which I - naturally - missed. Like I missed this year's Oscar Awards. I don't know how it was in other countries but here in Spain it was supposed to air on one network at a certain time and then they for no reason showed it hours earlier so that practically everybody ( except the few who were watching the channel ahead of time ) missed the whole fr*?%gging show.
Daimn, Salma still has those hip shaking moves down to pat. It's no wonder she gets constantly cast as a stripper and that Harry Weinstein tried to have sex with Salma, get a double breasted deepthroat dick massage or at least a blowjob, shower with her or watch her taking a shower, massage her or watch a naked woman massage her giant titties.
And with all the things you can say about him we have to thank him for getting Salma Hayek to do that famous full frontal nudity scene in Frida.
Last but not least, to make up for the lack of sexy dances by Salma Hayek in Wild Wild West here is the quintessential bellydance Didem Kinali herself with a few performances which I have not posted yet.
Okay, I have one more comicbook related thing that I just have to include. Since I mentioned SANDMAN earlier I have to add a video with Neil Gaiman on principle even if it wasn't an opportunity to include the links to a previous Neil Gaiman / SANDMAN post I could not post earlier.
To keep the western theme going - and to post something about another sexbomb with black hair and a huge rack here´s swedish techno / folk / bluegrass band REDNEX . The group was very popular in Germany in the 90s although I have to say that I really started to like the band as soon as new front woman Julie Anne Tulley a.k.a. Scarlett joined their line up.
Wikipedia says they´re mostly known for the hit song " Cotton Eye Joe " in 1994. Although extremely popular in Germany, where the band holds the record of most weeks ( 25 ) at No.1 on the German singles chart over the past 30 years - scoring hits as " Old Pop in an Oak ", " Spirit of the Hawk ” and " Wish You Were Here " - " Cotton Eye Joe " remains Rednex's sole hit in the United States. Now the real reason the Rednex are hugely popular in Germany is sexy Scarlett and her bouncing action fan service.
They had another front woman with big boobs before ( a blonde ) but they really became most popular when Scarlett joined in 2001. Because they did a lot of live gigs on tv and Scarlett really knows how to shake it.
She always puts some extra effort on making her boobies bounce as they often just jump up and down to the music. In one show ( I think it was called APRES SKI HITS ) Scarlett´s huge breasts where jumping up and down so wild they almost came up to her chin. And in this instance the cameraguy even filmed it which almost never happens on german tv.
Staying with my german speaking audience I like to throw one of these in once in a while : videos that don´t fall into my obligatory five categories ( which are comicbooks, movies, tv shows, cartoons and music ) but still ties in with a big part of the bonus section. I couldn´t find an episode of Klassiker der Weltliteratur with a western author so instead here we have a documentary about William Henry Bonney a.k.a. Billy The Kid.
We have a Lee Van Cleef double feature ( if The Good, The Bad And The Ugly hasn't been deleted ) with the 1967 spaghetti western Day Of Anger and I thought the german title makes no sense until I read that the film was based on the novel Death Rode On Tuesdays written by Ron Barker.
I even found a review of the movie in german which is a rare thing and tells you what a high class movie this is. Now this being the german version it has naturally been censored - in this case 30 minutes of the original movie have been cut - but otherwise it probably would have gotten an age restriction and I could not have included it in the post.
We are going for the Lee Van Cleef Hattrick with The Master and this tv show is one of my guilty pleasures. When I came back to Spain - before my movie and comicbook budget was severly restricted - The Master was one of the few tv shows ( together with The Man From Atlantis, Northern Exposure and Tales From The Crypt ) where I bought the complete box set on DVD to rewatch the entire series. I don't know if it is coincidence that none of these incredible tv shows is available on BlueRay but that is a topic for another pop culture trivia and cult siren celebration section.
Another reason for me including The Master is that the first episode features then young born for porn actress Demi " Wants " Moore " Sex ".
Lately I haven't featured her a lot of the blog which wasn't always the case and regular blog visitors may remember the 40C - 26 - 36 blow up sex doll was in many a posts since Demiisthenumberoneof myTop Movie Stripteases thanks to herspectacular performance in Striptease.
Then I tried to take a break from writing re - posts of stripper Demi Moore which worked fine for a whole year but in 2018 I finally broke down and did a new version - and in two parts no less ( part 1 / part 2 ).
Because while I really tried to keep it under wraps over time so many high quality animated GIFs from that movie had accumulated that I had to do something. So even if you have already read my first two Demi Moore posts check out the new ones with more GIFs of Demi gyrating her big booty than you can shake .... I´m not going to finish the sentence.
Now back to more pleasant things. Even though STRIPTEASE is my favourite Demi Moore movie she also has great scenes in other movies though they can be rather short like in G. I. JANE. The training montage scene where she is doing push ups is really short but it has it´s moments.
Damn, she does have the longest legs and what an ass on that woman !
Of course this was one of the scenes where I could not find a proper GIF so I had to make them myself which took quite a while. On the plus side I cut off the unnecessary part of the frame and concentrated on Demi.
There have been a few channels on YouTube lately that have released episodes of The Master lately and some of them are even in good quality.
I found episodes in english, german and spanish so there is currently enough content from this series to last a while. By the way, this being the german dubbed version this might also be censored so if you have any information about that please let me know in the comments below.
Now originally I wanted to keep the western theme going by including one of the best cartoon space western series ever made in the post but lately all episodes of Adventures Of The Galaxy Rangers are blocked on YouTube on all channels so I had to go and look for a suitable substitute.
As longtime followers know one of my all time favourite cartoon shows is Bob Morane ( loosely based on the french comic ) and it may have been one of the shows I was waiting for while watching X - Men : Evolution. I have posted episodes from this series before but I don't have the time to go over all of my 1,410 posts to find out which ones are reposts. In any case the channel has a lot of the episodes in high definition and we start off strong with the first Bob Morane movie Against The Yellow Shadow.
While the Bob Morane episodes may be in high def I still need a cartoon in german for this post which gives me the chance to include something special I came across just the other day. I doubt that anyone outside of Germany has ever heard of A Guy From Munich In Heaven but Ludwig Thoma's humoristic satire - first published in 1911 in the german satire newspaper Simplicimuss as a pictorial spreadsheet - is one of the most recited works of bavarian literature. There have been various records of it for gramophones like the version of Adolf Gondrell which served as the audio for this animated short from 1962 by Gertraud and Walter Reiner.
Staying with wonders of german cultural world heritage that have to be conserved at all costs we come to Naturbusenwunder Cindy Breuer who can easily give the aforementioned czech real life Power Girl Sonia Edde a run for her money where giant - sized massive melons are concerned.
It's back to westerns and I almost said space westerns but then I couldn't include an episode of Adventures Of The Galaxy Rangers. In any case, we have a retrospective of one of the most beloved space western tv shows that was beloved by fans and critics alike but somehow failed to connect with a larger audience and thus was cancelled during its first season. One of the things I give Joss Whedon - who created this and the Buffyverse - is that he gave fans a fitting finale with the Firefly movie.
Aside from a turkish telenovela of the same name about a bored divorce lawyer I couldn't find any episodes of Firefly so here is the first episode of Dominion Creek courtesy of the Shout ! Studios channel. I haven't had a chance to watch it but it looks the most interesting and recent of all episodes from western tv shows and at least it provides some diversity.
There are at least a dozen series from this channel I haven't posted as I thought I would just go through the list but it seems there are always more important episodes. In any case it is reassuring to have backup episodes in case the ones I posted get deleted as it so often happens.
Case in point, now that I have found a channel that uploads episodes of The Fall Guy with Lee Majors, bikini hardbody Heather Thomas and one of my all time tv crushes, the late great Markie Post in 4K quality I just had to include one of the wild west episodes where they pay homage to the pioneers of western. And it totally makes sense because in a way The Fall Guy is a western tv show since Colt Seavers also is a bounty hunter.
I still haven´t truly processed Markie Post´s passing - and I promise to do a proper tribute post when I have the time. In previous post I skipped most of the obligatory Markie Post info dump but Today I am going with the longer version for all of my newer followers who sadly have not had the chance to read my older entries for incredible cult siren Markie Post.
That said, since I already posted the super long version in my recent post about the FANTASTIC FOUR parody QUANTUM QUARTET which features the famous dysfunctional Bundy family from MARRIED WITH CHILDREN I decided to cut it down a little bit. As usual this is a combination of the new and the old which means I have included the Best Of The Best parts but also newer material according to the old proverb " Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue. " so that even if you have read the previous version there is something new here for you.
Longtime readers know that while Markie Post was practically in everything that was on tv in the 70s and 80s she became one of my ultimate sex phantasies on the show The Fall Guy which every male that was alive in the 1980s remembers - and we will get to the reason why.
Like most growing teenagers I watched that show religiously but the biggest part of its appeal for me were sexbombs like Heather Thomas and Markie Post who didn´t appear as often in a bikini as I wanted to.
Well, Heather Thomas did since that was her main purpose on the show butMarkie Post´s appearances in bikinis on The Fall Guy were very few.
THERE`S SOMETHING ABOUT HEATHER THOMAS - AND HER BLUE BIKINI
She played stunt body double ( and what a body it was ) Jody and her job was to keep male viewers hooked by providing eye candy. She was in all episodes except for an episode in the first season. Yes, fan service is not as new as some people might want you to think and Heather Thomas mainly got the part because of her absolutely amazing bikini body. OMG !
It took a few episodes before she could strut her stuff but once the tv guys got a taste of Heather it happened more often and the famous blue bikini scene was quickly added to the new intro of the second season.
For generations of adolescent young boys the only highlight of the week was the short moment when Heather appeared in her famous blue bikini.
I AM SUFFERING FROM ( MARKIE ) POST TRAUMATIC SEX SYNDROME !
Markie Post played bail bonds contractor Terri Michaels ( who replaced previous bail bonds contractor Samantha Jack played by Jo Ann Pflug ) beginning with Season 2 and at the beginning she played a minor role .
But Markie Post knew that she was destined to super stardom, so when the opportunity arose that one of the producers of the show who was a bit smitten with Markie appeared on the set she managed to set up a few meetings - just to discuss her role of course. Even though he claimed to be happily married the business meetings turned into private meetings which were quickly relocated to a secret no - tell motel where Markie slipped very potent illegal performance enhancing drugs into his drink.
Once the drugs had taken effect and the guy got a huge erection three times as big as usual Markie gave his pulsating boner a double breasted deepthroat massage until his member was hard enough to cut diamonds.
When he started to howl like a werewolf Markie knew she had him in her pocket and used her relentless body and her natural ability to spread her legs better than a fillipino hooker to give the lucky guy who was hung like a horse a Kama Sutra crash course with more than the twenty three positions in a one night stand pumping his cock like a breeding stallion.
Nobody knows which dickdraining techniques she used to milk him dry but in a recently discovered diary Markie Post had stated " just thinking about what I had to do in that motel room makes me sick and thankfully no one knows we fucked because if word ever got out to which sexual practices I submitted him I could get arrested in over fourteen states ".
After Markie had successfully dicktamed the guy six ways to Sunday during these weekend long squirt marathons he was only too eager to convince the rest of the guys in charge what a complete waste it would be to have Markie on the cast without letting her " show off what her Mama gave her " like they say and the rest is 80s tv history. So Markie got more involved in the stories and basically stole the scene from Heather Thomas as soon as Markie donned a bikini ( mainly in season three ).
Now in the past I have never done a proper comicbook movie casting for Markie Post because for me she was just predestined to play Power Girl.
Now I have never made a secret that I am sexually obsessed with Power Girl. There are dozens of posts dedicated to DC´s Maid of the Mighty Mammaries and while I haven´t written one recentlyI started a series about one of my favourite artists from my earliest comic reading days.
And while the first post was all about Joe Staton´s contribution to the GREEN LANTERN ( or GRÜNE LEUCHTE how he was called in Germany and at that time I was reading mostly german comics ) my next ones were about his version of Power Girl - which I had to split into two posts, the intro and the main post - since Joe Staton not only drew all of the stories of Power Girl or the JusticeSocietyof America but anything on Earth 2.
For those who want to check it out I managed to do a follow - up post with a lot more Green Lantern art by Joe Staton way back in 2020 .
Last but not least definitely check out my post from 2021 about the best Green Lantern of all time, space and parallel universes : Guy Gardner.
I would say " to make a long story short " but I think it´s already too late for that. Anyway, on my old boob blog I had a series called SEARCH FOR POWER GIRL of which onlyafewselectpostshavefoundtheirwayhere.
She is also a non apologetic, pro active woman who is not only a female carbon copy of her male counterpart which is a nice change of pace.
What makes me laugh is that the size of her breasts is what ultimately breaks the feminists suspension of disbelieve. Power Girl is Superman´s cousin from Earth 2 or rather she was until CRISISONINFINITEEARTHS after which her origin was changed so that she is a descendant of the sorcerer Arion who lived thousands of years ago - until INFINITE CRISIS happened and all the parallel earths were restored but when she went to Earth 2 there already was another Power Girl and to differentiate her from most DC Comics super heroines she has really big breasts. And when I say really big breasts I don´t mean Catwoman or WonderWoman level breasts but upper level echelon boobs on par with Starfire or Big Barda .
And the feminists go " Wait. Did you say Power Girl has really big breasts ? How unrealistic. " Strange visitor from a strange planet comes to earth and gains super powers because of earth´s red sun and lower gravity and the thing that feminists find unrealistic is not that kryptonians look like humans but the size of her chest. The cherry on top is that Power Girl is a very emancipated character who is all about female empowerment and girl´s self reliance but not in a boring, preachy way like WonderWoman .
Thankfully a lot of women are aware of this which is why Power Girl is so beloved by women around the globe whom we have to thank for so many stunning cosplays including asian44DcosplayblowupsexdollYayaHan .
GOT WALLY WOOD ? or IT´S ALL ABOUT POWER GIRL´S POWER GIRLS
In the old comics artist Wally Wood kept making Power Girl´s breasts bigger and bigger to see how far he could take it. Or at least that is the urban legend. Speaking of Wally Wood´s Power Girl, if you want to see for yourself if there´s any truth to the claim that he supersized Power Girl´s boobs you can find the original art for the 17 page story from ALL - STAR COMICS 65 at the private collection of James Halperin and you can see them at an even bigger resolution at HERITAGE AUCTIONS . Well, in regards to Power Girl´s breast size ( let´s not loose track of what is important here ) fact is that the artists after Wally Wood drew her with normal proportions .... or what is considered normal for superheroines.
Until BartSears took over the character, buffed her up and returned her signature breast size - at least until the whole NEW 52 fiasko / retcon.
When I started to read american comics the DC universe was brand new thanks to the CrisisonInfiniteEarths fallout and I grabbed all the series I didn´t know which included the two fisted combo of JusticeLeagueby Keith Giffen, J. M. DeMatteis and KevinMaguire and Justice League Europe also by Giffen and Matteis, art by BartSears and inks by Pablo Marcos whom I knew from his work on Defenders. I don´t know if it was fate but the very first issue of Justice League Europe I got was issue 4 in which Power Girl, Flash and AnimalMan share a hotel room as they go to Bialya on an undercover mission. I re - read the issue a few times and I always wondered if these more human - and more horny in the case of Flash - heroes didn´t spend the dull waiting time in a more adult way.
Well, I was young, in my sexual prime and had a lot of spare time in the barracks ( we were three in one room but the others went home after duty so I had the black and white television set with a lot of TUTTIFRUTTI and PLAYBOY LATE NIGHT episodes all to myself which didn´t exactly help my situation ) so I re - read the issue a few times imagining what could have happened if Animal Man had gotten Power Girl under his control with pheromones. Ah, all the things I would have done to her.
One of the main attractions of TUTTI FRUTTI was of course brabuster Monique Sluyter who not only had no problem taking off her clothes on tv the blonde also often disrobed for various gentleman magazines.
For me Bart Sear´sversion is still the definite version of Power Girl and when DC started back - paddling with REBIRTH and restoring many things I was curious what that meant for Power Girl. I had hoped there might be a return to her former glory in store for her but the SJWs have stuck the real Power Girl in limbo and replaced her with a political correct, flat chested black version. I guess Kara is too much woman to for them
And when they finally brought her back to the DC universe proper it was even worse since they discarded her classic costume - which is not only one of the most recognizable costumes as far as costumes for female characters go but also one of the easiest to draw - and gave her a bland, political onesie where the cleavage window isn't even a cleavage window anymore. I guess that nobody told the political agenda box checkers at DC Comics that to qualify as a cleavage window said window has to be somewhere where it can actually show some cleavage like ... oh, I don't know .... her CLEAVAGE ? Plus instead of a cape they gave her a jacket !
A jacket. Ever since the 90s when everybody suddenly got jackets super hero costumes have done fine without them but I guess that is the price the readers have to pay when a generation takes the reigns that grew up watching The Incredibles. To add insult to injury they have written an awful storyline where this former capable and self - assured woman is completely insecure and doubts everything about her and in which Kal - El - who is THE most supportive guy on the planet especially when it comes to his immediate family - behaves like a total dick to Power Girl.
Now being one of THE most popular candidates from my SEARCH FOR POWER GIRL series over at my old boob blog I have always thought that they should have made a Power Girl movie with Markie Post when she was in her prime because we were all whacking of to Markie Post's giant - sized breasts and she would not have had any problem filling out Power Girl's magical cleavage window. I don't recall how her physical aspect was in the early 2000s but if they had done a Power Girl movie or even just a JusticeLeagueofAmerica movie with Markie Post they could have included some of the more explicit encounters between the characters from the DC universe and the Marvel universe during the DC VS MARVEL crossover mini - series that were cut like Power Girl's encounter with Venom. I guarantee you that if this would have been one of the battles where the readers got to vote about the outcome Venom would have won by a landslide. Because as popular as Power Girl is with the male readers everybody would have voted for Venom to see him probe every orifice of Power Girl's kryptonian pornstar body with dozen of tentacles.
Now since we can't include the full Breakdowns storyline in the movie - which sadly is the only time Power Girl wore her bonerinducing coconut bra costume ( at least as far as I know since I am not up to date on the new JUSTICE SOCIETY OF AMERICA book although I doubt DC Comics will ever let it appear within a comic again ) - I would opt for the scene that was cut from the story and which was only in the first draft of the script.
In it Guy Gardner steals Kara's diary where he finds a passage about how she turns into a complete deepthroat addicted nympho slut who milks the nearest dick dry when she gets drunk. Guy promptly uses the info to get Power Girl plastered like 20 russians during a fake fertility festival on Kooeykooeykooey Island - where she is tricked into performing a sweat inducing fertility dance for hours while drinking lots of beer mixed with potent interstellar sex drugs containing pink kryptonite - until Kara is writhing in wild convulsions and foaming at the mouth. At which point Guy drags her to the nearest hut where she immediately starts to submit his already huge boner to a double - breasted deepthroat dick massage.
After a few hours of lubricating Guy's little guy until he becomes first the big guy and then the supersized guy Kara flies on his dick - literally - and rides him loke a nympho cowgirl until he shoots his load like a fire hose !
For the rest of the night and during the next week Guy Gardner keeps Power Girl drunk so he can live out all of his perverted sex phantasies.
But all good things come to an end and after Guy Gardner has dicktamed Power Girl to the point where he can no longer get it up anymore while completely wearing out his dick in the process he uses a trick Alan Scott showed him to mindwipe the last fuck week from Power Girl's memory.
Or so he thinks. In reality Alan Scott showed him a useless trick because he knew Guy would try to use it to sexually assault his fellow female JusticeLeagueof America members and Power Girl's diary was a fake.
Because after finding out that Guy's new vuldarian heritage had turned his already huge horsecock into a giant monstercock that could give even the most well hung breeding stallions penis envy she devised this plan to get him to pound her pornstar body senseless without having to debase herself to having to openly ask the pervert to have sexual intercourse.
Apropos squirting a huge load, coming back to casting Markie Post as Power Girl in an xxx - rated Justice League of America movie I would include a scene where the male JLA members are on a rescue mission for the JLA babes with the biggest boobs who have been kidnapped by slave traders to be sold as blow up sex dolls to outer space harems where sex demons stretch them completely out with all their aggressive tentacles.
Somehow Guy Gardner manages to slip away from the others and thanks to a DNA sample of Power Girl ( which he wanted to provide to the new Toy Master to clone him an army of obedient Power Girl sex drones ) he finds her still tied up in the villains vessel where Mongul kept her for his private uses after he sold most of the other members ( except Big Barda and Starfire which he kept in storage ). While the rest of the team goes after the other women Guy stays behind to free Power Girl but as soon as they have left he uses the opportunity to piston pump the captive.
Janet is not only a well known blowjob sex nymfomaniac who dicktamed Justin Timberlake and confessed to be addicted to testing out sex toys - especially XXL double dildos - but it´s also an open secret that the afro - american aphrodite insists on inspecting all new employees - orally !
There are rumors that one of her video shoots turned into a sex orgy with half a dozen of her male dancers but there is no proof and if there is any footage of the squirt marathon it is under lock and key. There are however two very different versions of the incident. There are sources connected to Janet who say the dancers were turned on by Janet during the previous rehearsal and couldn´t help themselves so they took a huge viagra overdose and took turns pumping the nubian nympho's porn body completely wearing out their giant sized man - things in the process.
Other sources connected to the defense of the dancers claim that it was Janet who spiked the dancers drinks with a viagra overdose so she could use them like breeding stallions - not caring that half of them were gay and would not have sex with a woman under normal circumstances. And once Janet had manged to get their giant monstercocks hard like unto a thing of iron and three times as big as normal so they looked like a third leg thanks to her superior deepthroat skills things got out of hand fast.
I always knew that Janet was a sex freak ( Janet admitted to joining the Mile High Club and is a well known size queen ) and although the rumors that Bobby Brown banged her in the 1980s might not be true it is more believable that she used Justin Timberlake as her sextoy and dumped him after a month of steamy sex marathons . According to Justin it took Janet an hour to get in my pants after we first hooked up and she was so wild in bed that I didn´t know how to handle it. I was falling in love with Janet but during our get - togethers she only wanted to have sex.
I don´t think of myself as sexy but I am a very sexual being, I always have sex on my mind. I feel comfortable with it and I think it´s great if a guy has a good sized package. I know the effect my body has on guys so I sometimes use it to get well hung guys into my bedroom where I tie them to the bed and slambang their brains out in a marathon sex orgy.
I go completely crazy and make them squirt again and again until they are completely drained. I regret it but I´ll turn around and do it again.
Man, now that she´s single again all the horny perverts around the world are hoping to dicktame this ASSential afro - american aphrodite six ways to Sunday. But they will only be used by blowjob addict Janet as her new personal sex toys since she has a lot of pent up sexual energy ( if you are ever in the vicinity of Torredembarra and in desperate need of a good slam - fucking I would gladly make the sacrifice and offer my services as breeding stallion for any emergency penetration sensation marathons Janet, hint, hint, wink, wink ) and will go on a sperm extraction spree, massaging huge monstercocks with her giant coconuts, deepthroating thick and pulsating schlongs left and right until they squirt like firehoses.
She would be great as Nubia - a.k.a. the black version of WonderWoman for whom I have already designed a special costume. And since Markie plays Power Girl maybe I could trick her ... I mean persuade her to give me one of her patented lubrication sensation two hour long double - breasted deepthroat dick massages by betting her five bucks that she can't swallow the entire shaft. And like all naturally born blonde oral sex nymphos she will get totally carried away once she tit - fucks my cock !
Which would lead to the final scene I definitely would have to include in which Janet returns to the bedroom five hours later only to find me slam - banging Markie's brains out six ways to Sunday without mercy since I made another bet that she could have sex with me all night long and I would not come twice. And instead of money Markie agreed to become my obedient living blow up sex doll for the next three months if she lost.
Anyway, Nubia - played by JanetJackson - would not come in to tell Power Girl that the bet is rigged ( the catch is that the stipulation clearly states that I will not come twice and in fact I came over a dozen times and not only two times ) but to get her to share my monstercock.
Another role that would have been perfect for Markie is nymphomanic Nymphini, the titular character of See Wolf's adult comic MAGICAL NYMPHINI in which our always horny protagonist with the porn body of a Playmate Of The Year uses a super vibrator / consolation penetration device called Maxima to take her to the peaks of sexual pleasure and when she climaxes she experiences the most intense sexual fantasies.
Mouthwatering manic men milking machine Markie Post would have been perfect for the role even if she would not have been in her sexual prime.
Because the comic was published in 1991 at which point Markie was 41 but she did Hearts Afire in 1992 and she still had a banging body there.
I definitely would have schtupped her if I would have gotten the chance.
Anyway, Markie really would have fit the role like the soft lips of a porn star wrap around a hard cock naturally as she had all the requirements : blonde hair, a tireless super bendable body that can entice the most perverse wet sex dream even in the minds of the most gay monks and not only could she spread her legs better than a fillipino hooker when the rent is due she also knew all the positions of such sexual instruction books like the Kama Sutra, the Ananga Ranga or the more modern Joy Of Sex by heart plus there were a few dozen she came up with on her own.
On top of that one of her favourite past times was helping prepubescent and extremely well hung underage boys go through puberty by giving them a double breasted deepthroat dick massage for a few hours before banging their brains out six ways to Sunday until they turn into drooling sex addicted serial rapists. And what would have made the movie even better is that Heather Thomas could have played horny Nymphini's less experienced but more sexually aggressive and sluttier little sister Sonya.
And speaking of Heather Thomas, thanks to her absolutely stunning 37C ( ! ) - 23 - 32 measurements and the exposure in The Fall Guy she became a famous pin up model with posters in every hormone driven boy's room.
Heather even managed to replace Raquel Welch on the number one spot.
I also keep mentioning her in other posts and her original post is in a Top Ten Posts widget that appears on every post. Since I have done so many different versions it is not so tragic that I did not do a re - post the last years even though I did the last version of her cult siren entry in 2016 .
But as much as I like to feature these squirt storm guaranteeing sweaty skin flick sensations, born - for - pornlegspreadingdicktamers, stripper pole polishingpros and talented tittilating torrid teenage teasers I don´t always have the time, space or even necessary material to feature them properly and have to console myself with re - visiting them on the few occasions where I get to mention these babes or on their next birthday.
So it won't surprise my regular visitors that when I had to come up with a replacement for the Lucky Luke movie with Terence Hill out of several options I went with Almost Heroes starring Chris Farley and Matthew Perry solely based on the quality of the nude scene by Lisa Barbuscia a.k.a. Lisa Barbusig in Germany ( sometimes this stuff writes itself ).
This singer, model and actress who owes her exotic looks to her Puerto Rican, Italian and Irish roots also appearedinthemovieSerpent's Lairand Highlander IV : World Without End a.k.a. Highlander Endgame as well as the movie adaption of the world famous french bande dessinee MichelValliantwhich was an homage to the inventor of the automobil Carl Benz whose complete birthname was Karl Friedrich Michael Vaillant.
Speaking of Matthew Perry, POP CULTURE REFERENCES has an interesting article on how the Matthew Perry show Second Chance was changed from a supernatural timetravelling show to a show of two dudes hanging out.
Attentive blog followers may have noticed that the video above is not the movie Almost Heroes with Chris Farley and Matthew Perry I put up after the Lucky Luke movie with Terence Hill I originally included had been deleted ( I hope all my blog regulars watched it while it was up because the nude scene by Lisa Barbusig - of which you can at least enjoy the animated GIF I made - alone is worth the price of admission ) but on the plus side we have Renegado Jim or just Renegade which is another Terence Hill movie and man, any day I can include a Terence Hill movie - or even better a Bud Spencer and Terence Hill movie - in a post is a good day in my book. Anyway, continuing the western theme here we have a video with Derib and I don't know if he is well known in Amerika but he has his fans in Germany since people read a lot of western comics there - at least the people of my generation did - and Derib is the auteur of two very famous ones, YAKARI - which is more for children and young adults and which also was translated into a cartoon show - and BUDDY LONGWAY which is a sprawling western saga and more adult oriented.
While the Lucky Luke movie may have been deleted I decided to keep the other Lucky Luke material because I don't get to write about these classic comicbook series as often as I would like. And there are a lot of Lucky Luke comicbooks out there that even I have not read - new and old - as a new generation of writers and artists have started doing their own version of the lonesome cowboy who draws faster than his own shadow.
Speaking of Lucky Luke comics I have read, going on a sidenote for a moment a lot of people tell me that they don't have the money to read all those classic comics that I have read like Lucky Luke, Asterix, Tintin, Spirou And Fantasio, Isnogud, The Smurfs, Blueberry, Natascha, Michel Vaillant, Rick Master, Valerian And Laureline, Prince Valiant and so on.
And what I tell them is always the same : while I have read some of the greatest works in the comicbook medium through german cult magazine ZACK I read most of those adventures again in the album format for free.
At the local library. People nowadays are so focused on comic shops - online or for real - and buying and selling so called key issues that they often forget that there are other places where you can find comics and you don't always have to pay to read them. Which was one of the reasons why I have written so often about FREECOMIC BOOKDAY and the german equivalent GRATISCOMICTAG . And why I started to do my bigChristmascontest - which was basically just an excuse to giveawayfree comics .
Yes, most of it were comics from the FREE COMIC BOOK DAY or GRATIS COMIC TAG but I always made sure to give them to people who otherwise had no possibility to participate in those events. Because that's another way to raise awareness that comics can be for free. For instance at the beginning I mailed out all the comics myself but as time went on and my health deteriorated I couldn't do it and instead donated the comics that would have gone into the contest to a comic store which I knew could not participate in the GRATIS COMIC TAG because when you are a shop you have to pay for the free comics and they knew their clientele would be only drawn to certain books and they would be stuck with the rest of the books. So I dropped off my GRATIS COMIC TAG and FREE COMIC BOOK DAY comics that I wasn't going to keep in my collection and they were only too happy to give them to their clients especially during Christmas.
And that's the thing. Sometimes reading comics can be very cheap and all you need is a good sorted comicbook section in your local library and a library card. So, that's the end of my little psa rant and coming back to Lucky Luke technically speaking we already have an english cartoon with Bob Morane but I wanted to include some from the different Lucky Luke cartoons because there are a lot on this channel and I don't think I have posted any yet. Normally when I post something from a cartoon show I start with the first episode but in this case I decided to post the episodes where I have actually read the comicbook it is based on so I know that it is a good one. Because don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that there are bad Lucky Luke stories there are just some I like more. I think I already posted the Wells Fargo episode so another standout is The Tenderfoot.
I am not familiar with the new Lucky Luke cartoon series so I have no idea if the episodes are based on comics - classic or newer ones - so I picked one at random and this one sounded like it could be interesting because we have a famous person from crime literature like Sherlock Holmes but seen through the lens of a cowboy from the wild west. But more than that seen through the lens of a cowboy from the wild west how french people would imagine an american cowboy would react to a crime fighter from an aristrocratic society like Great Britian from then.
What is definitely based on an existing Lucky Luke comic - and even a classic one to boot - is the following audio drama Den Daltons Auf Der Spur which I am including so my 250 german readers don't feel left out.
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kim da som
comes in at 4:35 minutes
Aside from Kim Da Som we have the winner of the 2019 Musclemania Miss Bikini Fitness Korea competition Lim So Young at around 7:50 mins ( technically she comes in after that but if you skip to 7:52 mins or even 7:51 mins you might miss the first close up on her fantastic bubblebutt ) who got her own cult siren entry - which I will finish one of these days.
Man, I wish I could have met Lim So Young in my sexual prime than we could have had an iconic asian penetration sensation weekend ( and when I say weekend I mean one of those extended weekends that start on Thursday and last until Tuesday ) where this deepthroat dick draining expert just mercilessly milks my cock dry like she owed me money and we could have implemented some seriously dangerous positions. Asian nympho sluts like her will just completely ruin you for all other women.
more stuff
teen wolf the cartoon series
teen wolf with michael j fox came out in 1985
the sequel was not as good
back
doc
animated
time machine bill and ted
paulina rubio
ursula vargues from argentina host on car shows like garage and stop and go 42D other measurements unknown appeared naked in the argentinian playboy
incredible pokies
her top 5 breast videos
autobahn
fetter loser im exil video re upload
zini
robbie
gitty up
more salt and peppa
Initially I wanted to go with a cowgirl themed batch of videos with the ultimate breedmares from Pasion TV but since none of them have outfits that go with that I decided to feature a new dancer, Lara Vega. Which sounds like I should've saved this one for a science fiction related post.
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