TALES FROM THE KRYPTONIAN: It's a Sexbomb Saturday with Ashlynne Dae !

Going through the folders on my laptop I realized that I never did the post on ravishing 35D - 24 - 36 redhead Ashlynne Dae I promised my readers in my FANTASTIC FOUR FRIDAY WITH JOHN BYRNE post and I thought it would be a good idea to get the first spotlight out there.

As a lot of other posts, the genesis of this one lies in doing research for other posts, in this case it was while writing the X - MEN MONTH post on Marc Silvestri and was looking for some pictures of the Goblin Queen.

But before we go any further I have to mention something about the creation of the Goblin Queen which I credited to Chris Claremont and Marc Silvestri . Now some people have commented that I am wrong and that it was Paul Smith ( about whom you can find an excellent UNCANNY X - MEN post on this very blog ) who created the character of Cyclops first wife, Madelyne Pryor together with Chris Claremont in UNCANNY X - MEN 168 and I am not denying that. But in my post I was talking about Madelyne in her Goblin Queen persona and she didn't appear before UNCANNY X - MEN 240 and Marc Silvestri was the artist on that one.

Now while writing the Marc Silvestri post I came upon some mindblowing pictures of ravishing 35D - 24 - 36 redhead Ashlynne Dae cosplaying as the Goblin Queen that you really have to see to believe. Plus pictures of other hot cosplay babes and a lot of great and erotic comic art of the Goblin Queen that I had no other choice than to make a spin - off post .

One of these days I really have to do an updated version of my COMIC BABE BATTLE for the xxx x - babes because a lot of them would rank differently and there are some that were not even in the runner - up section who have become personal sex phantasies like Madelyne Pryor in her Goblin Queen persona. And not only because of aforementioned wet sex dream Ashlynne Dae and her bonerinducing cosplay of that character.

INFERNAL ORIGINS or WHAT A NICE PAIR OF GOBLINS YOU GOT THERE

Madelyne was a devoted first wife of Scott Summers ( " the first wife of Scott Summers " sounds totally like either a grindhouse horror movie or a cheap 70s porn flick ) but when Cyclops left her and her son to smooch up to his old flame Jean Grey outward forces put her through the ringer.

First she was attacked and almost killed by the Maurauders - which were handpicked by " Gambito " ( like I like to call him ) a fact that almost everyone seems to ignore nowadays - subsequently manhandled by the perverted underlings of Genosha´s Genegineer and after she got magic demon powers from Illyana Rasputin's demon underling Nashtir who had delusions of grandeur and wanted - like Isnogood - rule Limbo in her stead Mister Sinister revealed to her that she was just a clone of Jean Grey. And was killed off at the end of the INFERNO crossover event.

Which is one of my favorite X - MEN crossovers but since my readers must already be tired of hearing that I will elaborate on that further on my next INFERNO CROSSOVER post . Although now that I think about it Madelyne Pryor may have been resurrected during one of these SECRET WAR mini series ( not to be confused with the 80s SECRET WARS and SECRET WARS II mega crossovers, the second being my favourite Marvel Comics crossover of all times ) as I have seen her on a cover so who knows if the Boudoir Goblin Queen costume did not appear in a comic ?

On the other side it may have been wiped out of existence along with the old 616 Marvel universe and replaced with whatever version of the Goblin Queen from an alternate universe we may have ended up in this mashed up universe. And they totally stole that move from the Beyonder.

Being a clone of the original Jean Grey ( yeah, spoiler for a 20 year old story ) she developed her own personality and when she transformed into the Goblin Queen she not only changed her garb to one of the most openly oversexed costumes in X - Men history, she also became sexually aggressive going so far as dicktaming her brother - in - law Alex Summers a.k.a. Havok to become her obedient pawn with her superior succubus deepthroating skills. Because that's where the word " succ - ubus " comes from. And three guesses to what part of the male body these sex demons from hell are particularly good at sucking. I'll give you one hint : it's not the finger. So yeah, a nymphomanic sex demon from hell with superior blowjob skills who is not above milking her brother - in - law's pulsating horsecock dry like a breeding stallion rates above the regular version.

Speaking of the original version, while the O. G. Jean Grey may also not score high the second time around despite being a redhead she might crack the top five spot in her Black Queen of the Hellfire Club persona.

Granted she's not a nymphomanic sex demon from hell in this form but she also doesn't have any sexual inhibitions and her outfit is every serial rapists wet dream. Add to that her viciousness, the sado / masochistic vibe and her extreme deepthroating skills that still rate above average and combined with her telepatic ability to know even your most secret sex phantasies - and exceeding them - and you have a top contender.

Speaking of awesome looks I could totally see Ashlynne as Jean Grey and I would even volunteer for the position ( and any other position I could get her to assume ) of stunt cock for her casting couch audition. Which would take place at a no - tell motel and last several days until I have either dicktamed Ashlynne into becoming my obedient sex slave or my dick gives out and I can't get it up anymore. Whatever happens first.

Although I suspect the latter because you know the old saying " You can sleep with a blonde and you can sleep with a brunette but you will not sleep with a redhead. Because those nympho sluts are naturally born sperm extraction machines who turn into complete sex freaks in the sack who will go blowjob gonzo on your dick deepthroating it into submission until it's hard enough to cut a diamond and has grown to three times its regular size after which they will pump you all night long without mercy making you squirt load after load until you are depleted. " and I do not think Ashlynne is the exception to that rule.

Who does have one of the top positions ( and any other position you can think of ) is formerly british brabuster Betsy Braddock a.k.a. Psylocke which is most deserved because nobody can spread their legs like those naturally born asian blow up sex dolls - which Psylocke does quite often.

One thing I did not fully realize is just what an ultimate porn outfit ninja Psylocke is really wearing until I saw Ashlynne Dae's cosplay of it where practically her whole ass is out there covered with nothing more than a g - string that's smaller than a shoelace. Man, I knew ASShlynne has ASSets but here she's showing back to put even J - Lo to shame. It's no wonder Chris Claremont keeps bringing her back every time a writer kills her off.

Anyway, with the obligatory X - MEN ( or in this case X - WOMEN ) comic book related stuff out of the way we come to the rest of the Ashlynne Dae cosplay pictures I chose for this post. As always keep in mind that first and foremost this selection is highly subjective and represents only my personal preferences. Secondly I still depend on material I find on the internet and since my old picture archive is - like our old pal Nasthir - languishing in limbo I had to rely on the pictures I found since then.

So if you think that there is a cosplay by Ashlynne I should incorporate in future posts - and you know where I can find pictures of said cosplay because without them I can't feature it - please let me know in the comments below. And now let's get to what you have been waiting for.

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And we are staying in the wild west or more precisely the Wild Wild West with the tv show of the same name which follows the exploits of spies / cowboys Artemus Gordon and Jim West, the latter one being the name of the spanish version. Now some may see this as a repost because I already posted an episode but since the episode with Batgirl Yvonne Craig has been deleted since and this one is in colour - plus it's the spanish dubbed version - I hope my faithful followers will give me some leeway with this.

Coming from the WILD WILD WEST tv show to the 1999 movie, a big part of the pull of the film was ultimate latin blow up sex doll Salma Hayek who didn´t have a sexy table dance scene like in FROM DUSK TO DAWN but apart from that wore ..... let´s face it : not too much clothing. At least in her first scenes, later on she wore a lot of fabric. I guess they needed some spicy clips for the trailer to get the moviegoers money.

I mean what´s the deal with designing such an lingerie outfit for Salma Hayek and then covering her up for most of the movie ? I´m not saying well endowed actresses have to be naked all the time. They can wear something for five minutes and get naked later on which is more sexy.

No, really, in my opinion if you have an actress with a stunning physique than you have to use that if you are a good director. And you seize the opportunity if you have an oscar - winning actor like Mickey Rourke in a movie instead of giving Dennis Rodman more screentime because you want to be his buddy or you´re smoking weed together. Also I think it should be a rule in horror movies that female characters only die after they have been naked. You might think this IS a rule - especially if you have seen the SCREAM saga - but it isn´t. Trust me, I have seen dozens of horror movies were whole squads of hot, nubile chicks met their end before undressing. What a waste. And it´s the same with Salma Hayek.

Back to WILD WILD WEST Salma Hayek has some good scenes in the movie but ultimately she´s not a very likeable or sympathetic character.

Because she plays the helpless damsel in distress the whole movie until the end when the old, decrepit " father " Will Smith and Kevin Kline have almost died to save turns out to her virile, potent and young husband.

It´s the part of the movie that bugs me the most. I guess it´s realistic that this sweet and hot looking massita is in reality a lying, scheming woman who seduces the heroes to get what she wants and doesn´t get her deserved comeuppance but I don´t have to watch a movie for that.

According to internet sources the latin sex godess´ measurements are - all natural - 44E - 25 - 37 but here it looks to be much more. Anyway, at the moment Salma is married to a rich guy who just drowned her in expensive jewelery so you know what women really want. And you can find more pictures, videos and GIFs of Salma in my old cult siren posts .

You may have wondered why there was a giant mechanical spider in the movie and the answer to that is simple : producer Jon Peters put it in.

He was the producer along with director Sonnenfeld and in AN EVENING WITH KEVIN SMITH, Kevin Smith talked about working with Peters on a fifth potential SUPERMAN film in 1997, revealing that Peters had three demands for the script. The first was that Superman is not allowed to wear the suit, the second was that Superman not fly, and the third was to have Superman fight a giant spider in the third act. After Tim Burton came on board, Smith's script was tossed away and the film was never produced due to further complications. A year later, he noted that WILD WILD WEST was released with the inclusion of a giant mechanical spider in the final act. Neil Gaiman has also said that Jon Peters insisted a giant mechanical spider be included in a movie adaptation of THE SANDMAN .

Daimn, this woman is obviously just built for steamy sex marathons and what is is with hot latinas like Salma Hayek and Rosie Perez that they not only get finer with age but their boobs keep getting bigger, bigger and bigger each year ? Must be all the mexican food like tortillas, frijoles, tamales and enchiladas that makes em tetonas grow in the right places.

Her husband is one of the luckiest guys on the planet because you know that she uses her massive mexican melons to milk his cock dry in a 24 / 7 ejaculation deepthroat orgy whenever she's not working on a movie so he keeps showering her with luxury jewellery. She is literally slam - banging his brains out six ways to Sunday like 1990s 46E ( !!! ) - 23 - 37 sex icon extraordinaire Brigitte Nielsen ( about whom you can read more in my comicbook casting for hasian 44D - 25 - 35 cosplay blow up sex doll Yaya Han as well as in my MOVIE RUMMAGE TABLE EDDIE MURPHY SPECIAL EDITION and in my first post about italian 40D - 24 - 36 pop sensation Sabrina " bouncing action nipple slip " Salerno ) who merciless pumped Sylvester Stallone's rocky - hard boner ( after her horny husband had bribed the plastic surgeon who augmented her boobs to use the XXL - sized deluxe porn implants instead of the normal sized breast implants to give Brigitte gigantic tits ) like a wild italian breeding stallion during the mating season with only short toilet breaks until he couldn't think straight and pleaded " temporary insanity " when he filed for divorce.

And you also know that her husband don't mind being used like a living dildo by sex goddess Salma Hayek ( which red blooded male in his right mind would since she can even fuck the most gay man straight again ? ) because it is what he signed up for in the " for better " and " until death do us part " part. That is called " achieving your life goals " : marrying the ultimate gold - digging trophy wife who is a mexican men - milking machine with the pornstar body of a Playmate Of The Century and huge giant tits, a nymphomanic crazy sex freak who subjects you to the most intense oral sex techniques and sexual positions making you squirt until she has completely worn out your dick ruining you for all other women.

To top it all off, just when you think the ultimate mega MILF ( in her case the letter " m " stands for " mexican " ) can't top her bonerinducing performance from previous Golden Globe Awards shows she really ramps it up a notch and defines the wet dreams of the week of the audience.

Here we have Salma Hayek arriving at The 2023 Golden Globe Awards which I - naturally - missed. Like I missed this year's Oscar Awards. I don't know how it was in other countries but here in Spain it was supposed to air on one network at a certain time and then they for no reason showed it hours earlier so that practically everybody ( except the few who were watching the channel ahead of time ) missed the whole fr*?%gging show.

Daimn, Salma still has those hip shaking moves down to pat. It's no wonder she gets constantly cast as a stripper and that Harry Weinstein tried to have sex with Salma, get a double breasted deepthroat dick massage or at least a blowjob, shower with her or watch her taking a shower, massage her or watch a naked woman massage her giant titties.

And with all the things you can say about him we have to thank him for getting Salma Hayek to do that famous full frontal nudity scene in Frida.

Last but not least, to make up for the lack of sexy dances by Salma Hayek in Wild Wild West here is the quintessential bellydance Didem Kinali herself with a few performances which I have not posted yet.

Okay, I have one more comicbook related thing that I just have to include. Since I mentioned SANDMAN earlier I have to add a video with Neil Gaiman on principle even if it wasn't an opportunity to include the links to a previous Neil Gaiman / SANDMAN post I could not post earlier.

To keep the western theme going - and to post something about another sexbomb with black hair and a huge rack here´s swedish techno / folk / bluegrass band REDNEX . The group was very popular in Germany in the 90s although I have to say that I really started to like the band as soon as new front woman Julie Anne Tulley a.k.a. Scarlett joined their line up.

Wikipedia says they´re mostly known for the hit song " Cotton Eye Joe " in 1994. Although extremely popular in Germany, where the band holds the record of most weeks ( 25 ) at No.1 on the German singles chart over the past 30 years - scoring hits as " Old Pop in an Oak ", " Spirit of the Hawk ” and " Wish You Were Here " - " Cotton Eye Joe " remains Rednex's sole hit in the United States. Now the real reason the Rednex are hugely popular in Germany is sexy Scarlett and her bouncing action fan service.

They had another front woman with big boobs before ( a blonde ) but they really became most popular when Scarlett joined in 2001. Because they did a lot of live gigs on tv and Scarlett really knows how to shake it.

She always puts some extra effort on making her boobies bounce as they often just jump up and down to the music. In one show ( I think it was called APRES SKI HITS ) Scarlett´s huge breasts where jumping up and down so wild they almost came up to her chin. And in this instance the cameraguy even filmed it which almost never happens on german tv.

Staying with my german speaking audience I like to throw one of these in once in a while : videos that don´t fall into my obligatory five categories ( which are comicbooks, movies, tv shows, cartoons and music ) but still ties in with a big part of the bonus section. I couldn´t find an episode of Klassiker der Weltliteratur with a western author so instead here we have a documentary about William Henry Bonney a.k.a. Billy The Kid.

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Longtime readers know that one of my pet pevees on this blog is celebrating all the brave actresses who turn insufferable dreck into bearable entertainment by taking their clothes off or at least show what their Mama gave them and who don´t get enough recognition for that .

But as much as I like to feature these squirt storm guaranteeing sweaty skin flick sensations, born - for - porn leg spreading dicktamers, stripper pole polishing pros and talented tittilating torrid teenage teasers I don´t always have the time, space or even necessary material to feature them properly and have to console myself with re - visiting them on the few occasions where I get to mention these babes or on their next birthday.

So it won't surprise my regular visitors that when I had to come up with a replacement for the Lucky Luke movie with Terence Hill out of several options I went with Almost Heroes starring Chris Farley and Matthew Perry solely based on the quality of the nude scene by Lisa Barbuscia a.k.a. Lisa Barbusig in Germany ( sometimes this stuff writes itself ).

This singer, model and actress who owes her exotic looks to her Puerto Rican, Italian and Irish roots also appeared in the movie Serpent's Lair and Highlander IV : World Without End a.k.a. Highlander Endgame as well as the movie adaption of the world famous french bande dessinee Michel Valliant which was an homage to the inventor of the automobil Carl Benz whose complete birthname was Karl Friedrich Michael Vaillant.

Speaking of Matthew Perry, POP CULTURE REFERENCES has an interesting article on how the Matthew Perry show Second Chance was changed from a supernatural timetravelling show to a show of two dudes hanging out.

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Aside from Kim Da Som we have the winner of the 2019 Musclemania Miss Bikini Fitness Korea competition Lim So Young at around 7:50 mins ( technically she comes in after that but if you skip to 7:52 mins or even 7:51 mins you might miss the first close up on her fantastic bubblebutt ) who got her own cult siren entry - which I will finish one of these days.

Man, I wish I could have met Lim So Young in my sexual prime than we could have had an iconic asian penetration sensation weekend ( and when I say weekend I mean one of those extended weekends that start on Thursday and last until Tuesday ) where this deepthroat dick draining expert just mercilessly milks my cock dry like she owed me money and we could have implemented some seriously dangerous positions. Asian nympho sluts like her will just completely ruin you for all other women.