Our last post took a week to finish so I hope I can do this one quicker but the ways things are going right now I probably won´t have as much free time to spend on the laptop. Anyway, one reason why I think this post might get done quicker than my last one is Yesterday was Ann Nocenti´s 64th birthday and longtime readers already know what that means : a lot of gorgeous DAREDEVIL art by one of my favorite artists, John Romita Jr.
Yes, I know that she edited DEFENDERS, FANTASTIC FOUR, THE INCREDIBLE HULK, NEW MUTANTS or UNCANNY X - MEN and wrote titles like CLASSIC X - MEN or LONGSHOT where she co - created the title character together with Arthur Adams ( about which I wrote in this post ) but as long as I have some art from her DAREDEVIL run those have to take a back burner.
Now while I have written about Ann Nocenti´s DAREDEVIL run many times the first time I got to write a post in honor of her was actually in 2019.
Which is the reason why that post was more focused on her writing while my post in 2020 was a bit more art - centric. For my newer readers - and those who are too lazy to check out last year´s Ann Nocenti post - here are a few links to my older posts and I guess it all goes back to INFERNO.
INFERNO is one of my favorite Marvel crossovers which is why I started a series going through all of the various titles although I haven´t covered the DAREDEVIL part yet ( part 1 with my initial thoughts and AVENGERS issue 298 / part 2 about how the crossover was never published here in Germany and the forgotten Avenger Gilgamesh which was also my first attempt to write about AVENGERS issue 300 / my second attempt to write about AVENGERS issue 300 / the third and finally successful post about AVENGERS issue 300 ) . I hope we can get back to that topic some day.
Speaking of getting back to certain topics, while I haven´t found the time to continue with the INFERNO crossovers last year´s Marc Silvestri´s X - MEN post was almost completely about that storyline and one of the most underrated X - Men sexbombs : Madelyne Pryor a.k.a. the Goblin Queen.
Up to the point that I made a special Goblin Queen spotlight post with more Goblin Queen art and Goblin Queen cosplayers than you can shake a goblin at though the main reason was to spotlight cosplayer Ashlynne Dae.
Yes, there are other cosplayers but if I hadn´t come across Ashlynne Dae´s really mindblowing Goblin Queen cosplay I probably wouldn´t have thought about doing the post. By the way, one of the posts I planned to do in 2020 was a Ashlynne Dae spotlight since naturally I researched her a bit more.
I have already selected the usual 23 pictures for the post and let me tell you it was especially difficult to narrow it down to only 23 of her best and to still keep it safe for work. Anyway, I hope I get to post them very soon.
Ann Nocenti´s DAREDEVIL was also one of the reasons why I bought the MARVEL VISIONARIES - JOHN ROMITA JR hardcover since it includes issue 253, a special Christmas story with the Kingpin. That was another series I started, pimping the MARVEL VISIONARIES hardcover since they were pretty inexpensive back in those days and they contain many key Marvel moments. I wrote a few post with a special attention to which issues in the hardcovers were important - especially for people who only know the Marvel characters from the movies - and while is was on hiatus for a long time I finally got to wrap up the MARVEL VISIONARIES - CHRIS CLAREMONT hardcover in 2019 . I hope I can also continue with this series this year.
As for John Romita Jr, I have just written too many posts where he is featured so I´m afraid that you´ll have to use the tag for this one. After all, that´s what it´s there for. Now as I said I have written a lot about this DAREDEVIL run so there is nothing more for me left to say. Which means we can get right to the John Romita Jr - not to forget - Al Williamson art.
We continue with a birthday from January the 15th and Michael Schanze who celebrated his 74th return. He became famous in Germany with the children´s television show Eins, Zwei oder Drei which every kid at that time watched religiously so you don´t have to explain him to people of my generation. He has a long career and has worked with all the greats like sexy Wencke Myhre for whom I had the hots when I was still in school.
Because she was not only funny and had the tireless body of a playmate of the month when she was in her prime but her wardrobe could even rival Caroline Munro´s Sinbad outfit or the uniforms of the female members of the Legion of Super Heroes. Fashion went horribly wrong somewhere from being only one step above lingerie in the 80s to what women wear now.
By the way, I think adult glamour model / relationship coach / social media influencer / instagram star Jessica Weaver ( full cult siren entry pending ) would be perfect for the role of Dreamgirl. She has the right talents for the influencer from the futures who bought her way into the Legion : a set of perfectly sculpted legs that go almost all the way up to her chin and her 42E - 24 - 38 measurements cause instant erections in males of every age and species not to mention wet sex dreams. She already is a dreamgirl in real life since millions of followers dream of taming this blow up sex doll.
Coming back to dreamgirl Wencke Myhre and her mouthwatering set of talents, I have no idea how she pulled it off but despite her stunning physique that made movie actresses jealous and always wearing mini skirts and plunging cleavages she never was typecast as a sex symbol in Germany.
Continuing on our list we come to the anniversaries from January the 16th and Garth Ennis who turned 51. He has written some comics I enjoyed - like Hitman, Hellblazer, Preacher or parts of his Punisher run at Marvel Comics - and others I haven´t enjoyed that much. Since I already wrote about them in the past I´m not going to list them here. As I mentioned before I have to get rid of most of my comic collection and I have to say Garth Ennis´work doesn´t make the cut. Not that reading it didn´t bring me joy but I don´t think I will read it a second time. I mean, I value Neil Gaiman´s Sandman higher than that and I have to say goodbye to those.
A few of Garth Ennis´ comicbook series - or like Hollywood calls them : graphic novels - have been adapted as tv shows. Some ( The Boys ) more successful than others ( Preacher ) and coming to cult tv shows we have our next candidate David Chokachi who celebrated his 53rd birthday.
David is one of the luckiest guy on the planet because he got to bone some of the biggest sexbombs of the 90s including ( but not limited to ) Pamela Anderson and 36E ( !!! ) - 23 - 34 PLAYBOY mainstay Carmen Electra.
Carmen Electra is one of the biggest dickdrain nymphos on the planet who started her career as a go - go dancer where she learned to spread her legs better than a phillipino hooker for the wealthy clients. Which came in handy when Prince discovered her at the age of 18 and invited her to a private audition which inspired the line 23 positions in a one night stand ( actually they did more than 23 positions but Prince toned it down for the record label ) and took her under his wing to teach her the Kama Sutra.
After her special midnight olympics with Prince Carmen landed on the set of BAYWATCH where she underwent a rigorous sex training with cast mate David Chokachi. Ultimate blonde 36E - 22 - 35 blow up sex doll Pamela Anderson had just broken up with him after banging his brains out six ways to Sunday for years during the behind - the - scenes fuck marathons.
She had vented all her deepthroat phantasies and sexual frustrations on him but now he was working his way through the female cast and nubian über sex goddess Traci Bingham was especially eager to turn Carmen into David´s newest sex toy since she had to bear most of the brunt of his tireless giant - sized appendage. With her 36D - 22 - 32 measurements the afro - american aphrodite was built like a pornstar but even she could not endure David´s constant sexual assaults forever. At first David was busy trying on the other girls for size but once he got a taste of Traci he was hooked. I guess it is true that once you have black you never go back.
David hadn´t paid much attention to Traci´s enchantments but in one of the breaks between shootings he accidentially saw her undressing and her giant boobs gave him an instant boner. Because of his taming by the mega busty Pamela Anderson he was fixated on big breasts and he just couldn´t wait to wrap her soft, voluptuous chocolate melons around his erection.
For the rest of the shooting he daydreamed of licking the sweat off those long, brown legs, spreading them apart and grab Traci´s full and perfectly round bubblebutt. Then after work was finished he managed to slip into the shower where he jumped Traci from behind. Before she could react he pushed her porn star body against the glas, grabbed her legs, pushed them apart and lifted her up while pounding her. The hapless afro - american aphrodite was pinned like a sexy butterfly and put on display with her overdeveloped, oversized hooters squeezed against the glas. Now while David Chokachi was busy testing Traci for the lead role in The Sexual Confessions Of A Nymphomanic Former Nun With Accumulated Needs the other David came in with one of the female extras, an afro - american sexbomb with giant tits, an ass that can crack walnuts and legs up to her chin who looked like Traci Bingham´s bigbreasted and younger twin sister.
She was deepthroating David H´s huge boner but when he saw Traci pressed up against the glas with her legs wide open he picked up Traci´s twin - let´s call her Traci Banghim - pressed her against the other side of the glas and then put her in the same sex position and started drilling her.
So for Traci Bingham it was like looking into a mirror. At least until the shower door was opened and David H pressed Traci´s twin against her with Traci´s big melons squeezing the other girl´s giant twin torpedoes.
At which point the whole thing turned into a fourway anything - goes penetration sensation which ended with David H unconscious and David Chokachi going crazy on both nubian sex goddesses. From that point forward David had his way with Traci every day which was a big relief for the other female cast members until she just couldn´t take it anymore.
Luckily Carmen had arrived at the set just a few days earlier. The only problem was that she was quite hesitant to become David´s newest sextoy of choice so Traci had no other option than to wear her resistance down with wild doubledildo penetration orgies that went on all night.
I cast Carmen as the original Batgirl Barbara Gordon in my Special Baywatch Edition of the CASTING THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA MOVIE series and she is frequently mentioned in my posts about nubian sex goddess Traci Banghim and erotic Busenwunder Erika " Double E " Eleniak who besides Baywatch is famous for her sexy striptease in Under Siege .
Two years ago I finally managed to get the DVD of Baywatch - Hawaiian Wedding - which I haven´t gotten around to rewatch yet - but Carmen hula dancing with a coconut bra alone is worth the price of admission.
There has been a lot of BAYWATCH stuff in my last posts - not to mention all the Hugh Hefner tribute posts - plus there was a large extended and explicit part about Carmen Electra in this year´s Steven Seagal birthday post so I think it´s also in the interest of my readers if we skip it for once.
Now the Baywatch connection alone would be reason enough to mention David Chokachi but there is also a comic connection. After Baywatch he starred as Detective Jake McCarty in the Witchblade tv series with Yancy Butler as Sara Pezzini. The series was short lived but not because of the quality. Despite the fact that they didn´t put the real Witchblade costume on tv ( you got to go to a comic convention to see that in real life ) the show was very popular with audiences and got a lot of critical acclaim.
Some episodes were even written by Witchblade creator Marc Silvestri and the show lasted two seasons and was ranked seventh in the Top Ten Basic Cable Dramas for 2002. David is still acting and apparently he is currently involved in doing a screenplay based on the comic series Unit 5.
And for more on such baywatchable babes like Erika Eleniak ( who is of course most famous for her incredibly steamy striptease in UNDER SIEGE ), Krista Allen ( best remembered for getting her freak on as french blow up sex doll EMANUELLE in 8 made for tv movies ) or natural born go go dancer Carmen Elektra check out my latest BAYWATCH SPIN - OFF POSTS.
From tv shows we make our first side trip to music with Sade who turned 62. Her album Promise was the first record I ever bought ( the other one was the soundtrack to ROCKY IV so you know the time frame ) and I remember that when she announced her music career all journalists were going " Oh no, another model who thinks she can sing. " and were blown completely away by how good she was. So never give up on your dreams.
From the small screen we make our way to the big screen with Caroline Munro who celebrated her 72nd birthday and who should not be mistaken with Carolyn Monroe whom readers of this blog may have seen in some posts where I mentioned Bart Sear´s ultimate version of Power Girl .
I still have not given up on a Yaya Han Power Girl coconut bra cosplay ( with the tiniest coconut shells you can find although compared to her huge 40D oppai all coconut shells probably look small no matter how big they are ) as she has already shown that she does a terrific Power Girl cosplay and she has no problem filling out the magical cleavage window.
So far I´ve written six posts on Yaya - two of them are pretty safe but the other four are absolutely not safe for work - and I keep mentioning her on various JLA casting posts and any other posts involving asian sexbombs like flex appealing Kiana Tom, Ava Cadell, Akira Lane, Miko Lee, korean wrestling knockout Gail Kim a.k.a. Die Geile Kim or 55KK ( !!! ) Minka .
I swear the completely NSFW BIG YAYA HAN POST is still in the pipeline. In the meantime I have made two new posts about Yaya which showcase a part of her incredible anatomy that I have ignored too often - her legs.
Which is unbelievable because not only does Yaya have a set of legs that can give you an instant erection she has also demonstrated in her Chun Li pics that she can spread her legs better than Jennifer Lopez in Hustlers .
I bet she is a nymphomanic sex freak who loves to jump her fiancee from the sofa before she wraps her legs around him and pumps him dry with her natural born chinese stripper moves. Yaya was literally made for porn movies because she got herself those giant - sized 40D porn implants.
For some reason I didn´t get to do a birthday post for Yaya Han in 2019 so to compensate for that I did three new ones this year ( since I couldn´t get all the new pictures with her I wanted to post into one post ) : the first one is a spotlight on her Eliza from Tekken Revolution cosplay, the second one has five more erection guaranteeing cosplays with the asian ejaculation sensation and post number three has my final selection of Yaya Han´s breast new cosplays mostly of Danganrompa´s Junko Enoshima.
And there is also a special Eliza / Chun Li spotlight post which was my first reader´s request Yaya Han post ever. By the way, if there is a special Yaya Han cosplay you want me to spotlight on the blog drop me a comment, maybe I have already some material that I can put into a post quickly.
Caroline Munro is a cult siren really deserving the title since she starred in everything from Bond movies like The Spy Who Loved Me to sci fi flicks like Starcrash ( which I had the misfortune to see and can only recommend for Caroline Munro fans because of her skimpy wardrobe ) to horror movies like The Abominable Dr. Phibes and Dr. Phibes Rises Again to Hammer productions like Dracula A. D. 1972 and Captain Kronos - Vampire Hunter to tittilating sword and sorcery classics like The Golden Voyage Of Sinbad .
Which is where I first saw her. I went to the cinema in Kornwestheim to see it and Caroline´s supple cleavage - which she showcased in a variety of very tight fitting outfits - was a big part of the appeal of that movie.
For those who haven´t seen it here is The Golden Voyage Of Sinbad or like I like to call it Diabolik vs Doctor Who since Sinbad is played by John Phillip Law who portrayed master criminal Diabolik in Danger : Diabolik ( while the videos of Mario Bava´s adaption of Italy´s most famous fumetto have all been deleted you can find a documentary on it in my José Luis García - López birthday post from 2018 and a review of the movie in my Sal Velluto birthday post also from 2018 ) and Sinbad´s nemesis, the evil wizard Koura is played by Tom Baker who portrayed the fourth incarnation of Doctor Who which is the most iconic and the one most people remember fondly.
Now ever since I mentioned all natural 36C - 26 - 36 Jacqueline Collen ( whom you might have seen on other tv shows like Conan, Hercules or Pacific Blue ) who was the best part of the tv show The Adventures Of Sinbad that aired after Hercules : The Legendary Journeys and Xena became such huge successes ( even if she never showed the full potential of her breast features ) in my latest MIKE MIGNOLA APPRECIATION POST ( where you not only can find more HELLBOY pages by Richard Corben but also a plethora of Sindbad related stuff like the Sinbad cartoon that aired when I was a kid, Hanna Barbera´s SINBAD JR AND HIS MAGIC BELT, yet another Sindbad cartoon as well as an episode of THE ADVENTURES OF SINBAD with Bret The Hitman Hart ) I have been swamped with requests.
And while I don´t have any new animated GIFs with thoroughbred horse breeder Jacqueline Collen here is episode 9 of The Adventures Of Sinbad called Double Trouble. Fun fact : The Golden Voyage Of Sinbad was called The Dangerous Adventures Of Sindbad in Germany which is almost the same as the title of the tv show. And yes, in Germany Sinbad is called Sindbad so have a bit of leniency if you see it written in both ways.
Speaking of which, one of the popular cartoons growing up in Germany was Sindbad but so far finding a full episode was impossible, especially in good quality. So when I came across this video I just had to include it.
Part of the appeal of Sinbad is going to strange and exotic place and I will be doing some traveling myself, even though it is not as enjoyable when it is a journey you don´t want to make. Now don´t get me wrong, it´s not so much the destination and more the bad timing and what I leave behind that sours this trip for me. But I guess we all have to take our last journey someday. It´s just that I thought I had more time left. At my age traveling takes a heavy toll and I feel that I won´t be coming back to Germany soon.
Coming back to the big screen, director John Carpenter turned 73 who made such pop culture classics like Halloween, The Thing or Escape From New York with sexbomb Adrienne Barbeau. Besides the comic book movie Swamp Thing from 1982 and Creepshow which was inspired by classic EC horror comics like Tales From The Crypt Adrienne Barbeau was in another cult movie by John Carpenter, The Fog. Adrienne also showed her breast side as the bustier one of the Lamborghini Babes in The Cannonball Run.
Longtime readers know that one of my pet pevees on this blog is celebrating all the brave actresses who turn insufferable dreck into bearable entertainment by taking their clothes off or at least show what their Mama gave them and who don´t get enough recognition for that .
But as much as I like to feature these squirtstorm guaranteeing sweaty skin flick sensations, born - for - porn leg spreading dicktamers, stripper pole polishing professionals and talented tittilating torrid teenage teasers I don´t always have the time, space or even necessary material to feature them properly and have to console myself with re - visiting them on the few occassions where I get to mention them or on their next birthday.
Now if you have seen Cannonball Run you will remember the hot waitress with the extra - large double whoppers in the opening scene whose name is not in the opening credits, in the end credits or on any internet page ( and believe me fella, I´ve looked ). Well, just recently I found a clip with some scenes of Farrah Fawcett from the movie and her scene is also in there. So far I just called her The Busenwunder Waitress but now I can tell you that her real name is Vickie Reigle. Now in Germany Vickie is not really a good name for a woman - just ask german singer Nikki who had to suffer a lot of dirty jokes because of her name ( what rhymes with " Nikki ? " ).
The Fog also had JaMILF Lee Curtis who started her career with another John Carpenter movie : Halloween. Jamie quickly became famous for her impressive set of lungs as one of Hollywood´s scream queens although she later became quite literal famous for her impressive set of lungs as her boobs had busted out and she quickly got the nickname " freezeframe " because her hot scenes in movies like Trading Places or Perfect became the most paused on the vcr thanks to her 34C - 22 - 34 measurements.
Today she is best known for her steamy striptease on True Lies, the best striptease in movie history - at least according to a poll conducted in 2007.
Which is all the more impressive if you keep in mind that Jamie Lee Curtis was 36 at the time. So she did her best movie scene when her body was in remarkable shape - she exercised every day for this - and I cannot even begin to imagine how epic it would have been if she hadn´t kept on her underwear and gone full monty frontal nudity. Because James Cameron had seen her in A Fish Called Wanda and wrote the role of Helen Trasker specifically to see her nude body. A lot of other actresses auditioned for the role and while I could definitely see Demi Moore in that part ( who is the number one in my Top Movie Stripteases thanks to her spectacular performance in Striptease ) or even Kim Basinger, Michelle Pfeiffer, Geena Davis, Rosanna Arquette, Madonna, Jennifer Jason Leigh and possibly Lea Thompson or Sharon Stone I thank God that it wasn´t given to Emma Thompson, Melanie Griffith, Debra Winger, Anette Benning or Joan Cusak.
I have already done a number of posts on JaMILF Lee Curtis : the original post which mostly contains pictures with links to animated GIFs , one post with all the pictures I could find , a re - posted version with a few GIFs added and the post I did on her in 2016 which has lots of spectacular GIFs.
Speaking of spectacular GIFs, the reason why I am mentioning Demi Moore - besides the opportunity to feature her - is I wrote a new version of her cult siren entry ( part 1 / part 2 ) with more GIFs of Demi girating her booty than you can shake .... okay, I´m not going to finish the sentence.
Today´s entertainment block leans towards german stuff but I just have to include one of the forgotten heroes of my childhood. In America he is best known as Gobinda from Octopussy but for me and anybody who grew up in Europe during the 70s Kabir Bedi who turned 75 Yesterday will always be The Tiger Of Malaysia. I despair because there are entire generations who have no idea who that is. Back then we had tv series like Sandokan, Arpad The Gypsy or Yao and tv was as cultural diverse as they are Today pretending to be but such shows are of course not politically correct.
Another shoutout goes out to the late Aaliyah Dana Haughton, one of my favorite musicians who left us nearly twenty years ago in August of 2001.
Initially I wanted to include an anniversary of birth from Yesterday in this post even though it´s a sad one. Still I wanted to pay homage to Alfonso Azpiri, one of the grand masters of not only spanish comics or european comics but the art of comics who passed away not that long ago in 2017.
But as it so often happens, at first I didn´t have enough good art that I wanted to post so I did a quick internet survey and ended up with far more good Alfonso Azpiri art than I bargained for. So I have decided to make a spin - off with the usual 23 best Alfonso Azpiri art pieces I found.
Which wasn´t very easy because there are so many good ones. I think if I hadn´t nixxed anything that might not be safe for work - and there are a lot of those pages since as a european artist Alfonso drew quite a lot of x - rated risky material - I would never had brought it down to that number.
Anyway, the good news is we can enjoy more amazing Alfonso Azpiri art.
Okay, enough with the gloom and doom. Returning to the topic of this post here is The Men Without Fear - Creating Daredevil featuring not only John Romita Jr but all the creators from John Romita Sr. to Kevin Smith.
Speaking of Kevin Smith, you may not believe this but I bookmarked this episode of Inside Of You a few months a go but hung onto it because I knew there was a Daredevil post coming up. By the way, if you haven´t seen the new Jay & Silent Bob movie don´t bother. If you have seen the first two that´s enough. Don´t let this ruin your memories of a classic.
This is a video I wanted to include in my last post but since I mentioned the Legion of Super Heroes here is a clip from one of the best episodes of one of the best and at the same time most underrated cartoon shows. For my generation Ralph Macchio was not the Karate Kid, Val Armorr was.
Unsurprisingly there are no full episodes of Legion of Super Heroes on YouTube so we continue our reviews of cartoon shows based on DC properties with Batman : The Brave And The Bold. Getting this show in german is extremely difficult - and expensive - since the single DVDs only have six episodes at the most and the final season isn´t even available.
Okay, I didn´t manage to finish this post quicker than the last one but if I can wrap the Alfonso Azpiri post Today at least I did two posts in the same time it took me to do one. And that has to be some kind of improvement.
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