You might think by now I would´ve learned not to start a new post before having finished the last one but I just had to put some of the gorgeous art by the great, late Alfonso Azpiri on the blog because no matter how long it would have been a feature in the post addendum just doesn´t cut it.
Also the quicker I get the main part of a post out the sooner it´s finished.
I thought about back dating this post at the same date like the previous one so I could split up the birthdays but for the sake of keeping it real I´ll leave that as it is. Plus since Today is the birthday of one of my favorite comic artists - Joe Staton - doing the celebrity birthdays should be a walk in the park since I have done a few posts for Joe Staton in the last years.
Another two posts that are on my to do list for 2021 and it´s not even February. Anyway, coming back to Alfonso Azpiri his spotlight post is long overdue even if I can´t use a lot of material because he has worked mainly in the adult oriented market. Or like we in Spain call it comics for guys.
As usual this is my totally random and subjective selection based on what is available, my personal preferences - you will notice I snuck in Dazzler, Slave Leia and Power Girl - and overall look. Because one of the reasons why I wanted to make this post is I really don´t know how well known Alfonso Azpiri is outside of Spain and Europe. He was not only a good girl artist and could literally draw anything. Although making good girl art is difficult enough in itself. In any case here are the pictures I selected.
Well, I couldn´t wrap up this post as quickly as I thought because for once Mike Allred´s birthday is Tomorrow and not Today as I erroneously thought but also while it is Joe Staton´s anniversary ( and we will come to him in a moment ) it seems that while I have already written four spotlight posts on him I never did one on his birthday. I have however gone over the celebrity birthdays of Today in a few other posts so I don´t have to start from scratch. Starting our little list of the brave and the boobed I have to thank twins Ashley and Mary - Kate Olsen for bringing mega stacked 36DD - 25 - 34 real life Power Girl Jodie Sweetin to my attention who turns 39.
Five years ago I had no idea who she was since I had not seen that many episodes of Full House but thanks to all the brouhaha about how she puts the fuller part in Fuller House with her 36DDs and parent groups dissing the reboot because of references to sex and drugs - and because of Jodie Sweetin´s überdeveloped chest which is totally inappropriate for family viewing - I am aware of this. One of these days I have to start watching the episodes if there is really so much inappropriate boobage in them.
Apropos inappropriate boobage, the aforementioned Joe Staton has his 73rd anniversary who was the artist who defined the look of The Green Lantern Corps for me since he drew most stories in Grüne Leuchte by Ehapa. Fun trivia : Green Lantern was one of the only DC titles german publisher Williams Verlag had in it´s repertoire although it was called Grüne Laterne ( it is a word much nearer to the english word Lantern than Leuchte which is still used by comic afficionados from my generation ).
Back to Joe Staton, I started a new series on his work and while the first post was all about Joe Staton´s contribution to the GREEN LANTERN my next ones were about his version of Power Girl - which I had to split into two separate posts, the intro and the main post - since Joe Staton not only drew all of the stories of Power Girl or the Justice Society of America but basically everything on Earth 2. For those who want to check it out I also managed to do a follow - up postwith a lot more Green Lantern art.
Now I couldn´t find a video about Joe Staton´s Green Lantern runs - of any other of his books for that matter - and because I am still hoping to write a spotlight on Grant Morrison´s latest book about Hal Jordan I´m going to my default Green Lantern setting. That´s right. Once again I´m pimping the best Green Lantern mini series out there Green Lantern : Mosaic by Gerard Jones and Cully Hamner. This was one trippy book long before Grant Morrison did his spaced out version of the Green Lantern Corps and sadly the book was canceled - and its ramifications retconned - before its time because it didn´t fit DC Comics plans for the franchise.
As I said before : this series has my utmost recommendation and it should be found easily in dollar bins. Speaking of which, that is probably where my issues will end up now that I have to sell my comicbook collection.
It´s back to the brave and the boobed with the aptly named double D Dolly Parton a.k.a. the natural viagra substitute who celebrates her 75th birthday. And while I have mentioned the megabusty sexvixen with the titanic twin torpedoes often on the blog she only got her own spin - off post which also featured real life Power Girl Anna Nicole Smith in 2019.
She is famous for being the original singer of I Will Always Love You which Whitney Houston covered in The Bodyguard and which became a favorite on casting shows since then and holds the Guinness Book world record for a woman with the biggest breasts in a non r - rated movie ( which have been reported to be anything from 38CC up to 48E !!! ) in Nine To Five.
With a first name that is short for blow up sex doll and the corresponding body she was predestined for a career in porn movies ( where her porn name would have been Sex Dolly or Dolly Part´ Em ) and it is all the more astounding that she managed to have a clean and very wholesome image.
If there ever was a woman born to play a whorehouse matron in a musical it´s Dolly Parton and it´s a crying shame she never got to play Power Girl.
Speaking of women who should have portrayed Power Girl, one who is no longer with us is Playmate Of The Year 1993 Anna Nicole Smith who was a prime candidate for my Search For Power Girl series at my old boob blog.
She did get naked in her PLAYBOY videos and the skin flicks Skyscraper and To The Limit but I would have loved to see her giant gazongas in a movie with Dolly Parton. That would have been pure double D heaven. It could have been a spin - off from The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas with Dolly Parton as the Mom and Anna Nicole Smith as the nymphomanic daughter.
The story could have been the usual where they try to leave their lives as prostitutes behind and go to a new town. Then one of their old customers finds them out and blackmails them into becoming the new town whores.
And after a few nude scenes where they are used and abused by drunken perverts in any way imaginable so that you get your full money´s worth of having ultimate blow up sex dolls Anna Nicole Smith and Dolly Parton in the movie by showing every inch of their spectacular bodies they finally manage to turn the tables - which of course includes using their porn star bodies to seduce the bad guys with even more hardcore sex - and escape.
With her 41E - 26 - 38 measurements Busenwunder Anna Nicole Smith was born for porn and daimn, she would have been a heck of a Power Girl !
Once again the hyperbole YouTube video title strikes again since it makes it sound like all the reporter in this video asks Dolly Parton is her exact breast size when in reality it´s a 14 minute interview where he asks all kinds of questions. And lets be real here : he wouldn´t do his duty - as a reporter or just as a man - if he didnt ask about her ginormous breast size.
Even if he knows she is not going to tell him how big her melons really are its the Don Quijote spirit where you give the impossible the college try.
We come to the Dearly Departed section which gives me a chance to re - post one of my favorite scenes from one of the best tv shows Northern Exposure. Here we have Joel Fleischman lip syncing Robert Palmer´s hit Simply Irresistible in a dream sequence. And if you are wondering why they are suddenly speaking spanish it´s the dubbed Doctor en Alaska.
Speaking of different versions, here is the original with Robert Palmer and I have to say that I prefer the version with Rob Morrow. Come on, I can´t be the only one who fiund the women in this video much too overstyled and sterile to be even remotely arousing in a sexual way. They look more like actual dolls than blow up sex dolls which isn´t very appealing to me.
It is not surprising that all the Northern Exposure clips on YouTube are super short but I need this one as a segueway to our next anniversary.
I have mentioned the master of the macabre in a few posts but in 2016 I did a post with two comic adaptions of Edgar Allen Poe stories, The Black Cat by the late Bernie Wrightson from Creepy 62 and The Raven by Richard Corben from Creepy 67 that newer visitors of the blog might want to read.
This wraps up our anniversary list of the day but there are still a few categories to cross off so we continue our Justice League cartoon shows with Superman - The Animated Series starring Clancy Brown as Lex Luthor.
I´m especially mentioning actor Clancy Brown because he was the guest on one of the latest episodes of Inside Of You with Michael Rosenbaum and Today we´ve another good one with the one and only Chris Jericho.
Since we are on the subject of wrestling I have to mention my favorite wrestler, valet, model and actress, the korean blow up sex doll Gail Kim .
Longtime followers of the blog know that I try to include a video with her whenever I can because I don´t get to write about her as often as I like.
Coming back to the topic of comicbooks, I haven´t had time to make a review of the year 2020 yet ( partially because it is just too depressing ) but the time is slowly running out for these kind of videos so here are the top 10 comicbooks of 2020 - at least according to Comic Tropes Chris Piers.
When I´m doing this section - and the regular visitors are probably already tired of reading this - I try to include as many different types of videos as I can since I know that not every reader is interested in the same topics.
Anyway, because winter has finally arrived in Germany and everything is covered with snow I wanted to remind people of the sunny side of life and was looking for a music video with hot girls in bikinis when I came across this song which is literally titled Bikini by k - pop artist Kim Sori.
By the way, again I have to ask if it is weird that I find her more attractive in her music video Dual Life than in the one where she is wearing a bikini.
Maybe I am alone in that but hot Daimn, Kim got some sorious flexibility that alone would be enough to get her a job as a professional stripper.
As longtime readers know asian girls are my kryptonite so I am including the choreography of Kitten´s Kash Doll featuring Lil´ Wayne because it has an asian sex goddess coming in at 3:37 minutes. And if that hasian filly doesn´t make you immediately cream your jeans I don´t know what will.
Speaking of the asian persuasion, it´s been far too long since I posted a video with Jenny Babas and even longer since I checked out her newest videos. With all the stuff going on in my life I never get to take care of the basic things and once I have more free space on the laptop I have to do it.
What I have kept up with are the classic cartoon shows which suddenly popped up on YouTube and in our Enjoy It While It Lasts section we have Marco which was one of the big children´s television hits when I grew up.
Since I mentioned it in my last post and the version I posted was deleted here is Mario Bava´s adaption of Italy´s famous fumetto Danger : Diabolik.
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