It´s Tittilating Tuesday with Alfonso Azpiri !

You might think by now I would´ve learned not to start a new post before having finished the last one but I just had to put some of the gorgeous art by the great, late Alfonso Azpiri on the blog because no matter how long it would have been a feature in the post addendum just doesn´t cut it.

Also the quicker I get the main part of a post out the sooner it´s finished.

I thought about back dating this post at the same date like the previous one so I could split up the birthdays but for the sake of keeping it real I´ll leave that as it is. Plus since Today is the birthday of one of my favorite comic artists - Joe Staton - doing the celebrity birthdays should be a walk in the park since I have done a few posts for Joe Staton in the last years.

Another two posts that are on my to do list for 2021 and it´s not even February. Anyway, coming back to Alfonso Azpiri his spotlight post is long overdue even if I can´t use a lot of material because he has worked mainly in the adult oriented market. Or like we in Spain call it comics for guys.

As usual this is my totally random and subjective selection based on what is available, my personal preferences - you will notice I snuck in Dazzler, Slave Leia and Power Girl - and overall look. Because one of the reasons why I wanted to make this post is I really don´t know how well known Alfonso Azpiri is outside of Spain and Europe. He was not only a good girl artist and could literally draw anything. Although making good girl art is difficult enough in itself. In any case here are the pictures I selected.

Well, I couldn´t wrap up this post as quickly as I thought because for once Mike Allred´s birthday is Tomorrow and not Today as I erroneously thought but also while it is Joe Staton´s anniversary ( and we will come to him in a moment ) it seems that while I have already written four spotlight posts on him I never did one on his birthday. I have however gone over the celebrity birthdays of Today in a few other posts so I don´t have to start from scratch. Starting our little list of the brave and the boobed I have to thank twins Ashley and Mary - Kate Olsen for bringing mega stacked 36DD - 25 - 34 real life Power Girl Jodie Sweetin to my attention who turns 39.

Five years ago I had no idea who she was since I had not seen that many episodes of Full House but thanks to all the brouhaha about how she puts the fuller part in Fuller House with her 36DDs and parent groups dissing the reboot because of references to sex and drugs - and because of Jodie Sweetin´s überdeveloped chest which is totally inappropriate for family viewing - I am aware of this. One of these days I have to start watching the episodes if there is really so much inappropriate boobage in them.

Apropos inappropriate boobage, the aforementioned Joe Staton has his 73rd anniversary who was the artist who defined the look of The Green Lantern Corps for me since he drew most stories in Grüne Leuchte by Ehapa. Fun trivia : Green Lantern was one of the only DC titles german publisher Williams Verlag had in it´s repertoire although it was called Grüne Laterne ( it is a word much nearer to the english word Lantern than Leuchte which is still used by comic afficionados from my generation ).

Back to Joe Staton, I started a new series on his work and while the first post was all about Joe Staton´s contribution to the GREEN LANTERN my next ones were about his version of Power Girl - which I had to split into two separate posts, the intro and the main post - since Joe Staton not only drew all of the stories of Power Girl or the Justice Society of America but basically everything on Earth 2. For those who want to check it out I also managed to do a follow - up postwith a lot more Green Lantern art.

Now I couldn´t find a video about Joe Staton´s Green Lantern runs - of any other of his books for that matter - and because I am still hoping to write a spotlight on Grant Morrison´s latest book about Hal Jordan I´m going to my default Green Lantern setting. That´s right. Once again I´m pimping the best Green Lantern mini series out there Green Lantern : Mosaic by Gerard Jones and Cully Hamner. This was one trippy book long before Grant Morrison did his spaced out version of the Green Lantern Corps and sadly the book was canceled - and its ramifications retconned - before its time because it didn´t fit DC Comics plans for the franchise.

As I said before : this series has my utmost recommendation and it should be found easily in dollar bins. Speaking of which, that is probably where my issues will end up now that I have to sell my comicbook collection.

It´s back to the brave and the boobed with the aptly named double D Dolly Parton a.k.a. the natural viagra substitute who celebrates her 75th birthday. And while I have mentioned the megabusty sexvixen with the titanic twin torpedoes often on the blog she only got her own spin - off post which also featured real life Power Girl Anna Nicole Smith in 2019.

She is famous for being the original singer of I Will Always Love You which Whitney Houston covered in The Bodyguard and which became a favorite on casting shows since then and holds the Guinness Book world record for a woman with the biggest breasts in a non r - rated movie ( which have been reported to be anything from 38CC up to 48E !!! ) in Nine To Five.

With a first name that is short for blow up sex doll and the corresponding body she was predestined for a career in porn movies ( where her porn name would have been Sex Dolly or Dolly Part´ Em ) and it is all the more astounding that she managed to have a clean and very wholesome image.

If there ever was a woman born to play a whorehouse matron in a musical it´s Dolly Parton and it´s a crying shame she never got to play Power Girl.

Speaking of women who should have portrayed Power Girl, one who is no longer with us is Playmate Of The Year 1993 Anna Nicole Smith who was a prime candidate for my Search For Power Girl series at my old boob blog.

She did get naked in her PLAYBOY videos and the skin flicks Skyscraper and To The Limit but I would have loved to see her giant gazongas in a movie with Dolly Parton. That would have been pure double D heaven. It could have been a spin - off from The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas with Dolly Parton as the Mom and Anna Nicole Smith as the nymphomanic daughter.

The story could have been the usual where they try to leave their lives as prostitutes behind and go to a new town. Then one of their old customers finds them out and blackmails them into becoming the new town whores.

And after a few nude scenes where they are used and abused by drunken perverts in any way imaginable so that you get your full money´s worth of having ultimate blow up sex dolls Anna Nicole Smith and Dolly Parton in the movie by showing every inch of their spectacular bodies they finally manage to turn the tables - which of course includes using their porn star bodies to seduce the bad guys with even more hardcore sex - and escape.

With her 41E - 26 - 38 measurements Busenwunder Anna Nicole Smith was born for porn and daimn, she would have been a heck of a Power Girl !

Once again the hyperbole YouTube video title strikes again since it makes it sound like all the reporter in this video asks Dolly Parton is her exact breast size when in reality it´s a 14 minute interview where he asks all kinds of questions. And lets be real here : he wouldn´t do his duty - as a reporter or just as a man - if he didnt ask about her ginormous breast size.

Even if he knows she is not going to tell him how big her melons really are its the Don Quijote spirit where you give the impossible the college try.

We come to the Dearly Departed section which gives me a chance to re - post one of my favorite scenes from one of the best tv shows Northern Exposure. Here we have Joel Fleischman lip syncing Robert Palmer´s hit Simply Irresistible in a dream sequence. And if you are wondering why they are suddenly speaking spanish it´s the dubbed Doctor en Alaska.

Speaking of different versions, here is the original with Robert Palmer and I have to say that I prefer the version with Rob Morrow. Come on, I can´t be the only one who fiund the women in this video much too overstyled and sterile to be even remotely arousing in a sexual way. They look more like actual dolls than blow up sex dolls which isn´t very appealing to me.

It is not surprising that all the Northern Exposure clips on YouTube are super short but I need this one as a segueway to our next anniversary.

I have mentioned the master of the macabre in a few posts but in 2016 I did a post with two comic adaptions of Edgar Allen Poe stories, The Black Cat by the late Bernie Wrightson from Creepy 62 and The Raven by Richard Corben from Creepy 67 that newer visitors of the blog might want to read.

This wraps up our anniversary list of the day but there are still a few categories to cross off so we continue our Justice League cartoon shows with Superman - The Animated Series starring Clancy Brown as Lex Luthor.

I´m especially mentioning actor Clancy Brown because he was the guest on one of the latest episodes of Inside Of You with Michael Rosenbaum and Today we´ve another good one with the one and only Chris Jericho. 

Since we are on the subject of wrestling I have to mention my favorite wrestler, valet, model and actress, the korean blow up sex doll Gail Kim .

Longtime followers of the blog know that I try to include a video with her whenever I can because I don´t get to write about her as often as I like.

Coming back to the topic of comicbooks, I haven´t had time to make a review of the year 2020 yet ( partially because it is just too depressing ) but the time is slowly running out for these kind of videos so here are the top 10 comicbooks of 2020 - at least according to Comic Tropes Chris Piers.

When I´m doing this section - and the regular visitors are probably already tired of reading this - I try to include as many different types of videos as I can since I know that not every reader is interested in the same topics.

Anyway, because winter has finally arrived in Germany and everything is covered with snow I wanted to remind people of the sunny side of life and was looking for a music video with hot girls in bikinis when I came across this song which is literally titled Bikini by k - pop artist Kim Sori.

By the way, again I have to ask if it is weird that I find her more attractive in her music video Dual Life than in the one where she is wearing a bikini.

Maybe I am alone in that but hot Daimn, Kim got some sorious flexibility that alone would be enough to get her a job as a professional stripper.

As longtime readers know asian girls are my kryptonite so I am including the choreography of Kitten´s Kash Doll featuring Lil´ Wayne because it has an asian sex goddess coming in at 3:37 minutes. And if that hasian filly doesn´t make you immediately cream your jeans I don´t know what will.

Speaking of the asian persuasion, it´s been far too long since I posted a video with Jenny Babas and even longer since I checked out her newest videos. With all the stuff going on in my life I never get to take care of the basic things and once I have more free space on the laptop I have to do it.

What I have kept up with are the classic cartoon shows which suddenly popped up on YouTube and in our Enjoy It While It Lasts section we have Marco which was one of the big children´s television hits when I grew up.

Since I mentioned it in my last post and the version I posted was deleted here is Mario Bava´s adaption of Italy´s famous fumetto Danger : Diabolik.

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Happy Justice League Task Force Friday !

Today Sal Velluto celebrates his 62nd birthday which normally would be the perfect opportunity to post more Black Panther stuff but since I already did that last year - and I don´t like to repeat myself - and we already had a Marvel Comics - centric post I want to pimp one of the lesser known Justice League of America books that profited a lot from Sal Velluto´s art.

JUSTICE LEAGUE TASK FORCE was a JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA spin off book that lasted quite some time. It featured kind of a special ops team and you are probably asking yourself why I am talking about a book with a lot of second and third tier heroes ? Well, the thing is that a lot of these heroes that were considered second bananas at the time the series came out are now better known than other DC heroes who had their own book.

Thanks to such CW shows like Arrow, The Flash, Supergirl and last but not least Legends of Tomorrow heroes from the third row like Gypsy, J´onn J´onnzz the Martian Manhunter, Ralph Dibny a.k.a. The Elongated Man, Vixen or The Ray are very popular while tv audiences might ask who this Nightwing fella is. So besides the incredible art by Sal Velluto - especially where the female form is concerned - this series is interesting because here all those heroes that didn´t get a lot of play in the regular JUSTICE LEAGUE books had some space to show their stuff. And of course we got all the other Justice Leaguers in this book like Wonder Woman or Bronze Tiger - who I think is what John Diggle on Arrow will ultimately become.

Because I am working most of the time on my comic project under the crazy assumption I might get it done in time for the International Comic Salon in Erlangen ( I still have no story but at least I have a plot although I have no idea where it will lead me ) there have not been that many posts this week. And so I have missed a few birthdays. Thankfully I have had more free time in previous years so the links will Today be part of the entertainment section and mostly be callbacks to old posts on this blog.

We start with belgian comic master Hergé whose anniversary was this Tuesday about whom I did a post on his series Tim und Struppi in 2016 .

This is one of the comics where I read every issue of growing up and before you ask how I could afford that I want to make it clear that I read them all for free via the local library. As bad a reputation as comics had back then there were some that were already considered classics like Lucky Luke, Asterix und Obelix, Valerian und Veronique or Tim und Struppi. These were pretty popular because you could only borrow a certain number of them each time but the libraries were always well stocked and if you could not find the issue of Cubitus or Yoko Tsuno you were looking for you just grabbed a copy of Percy Pickwick or Rick Master.

So I read most of Hergé´s books for free and while I have bought a few compilation books recently I don´t know if I could spend the necessary money to get them all. I guess every comic collector has his own holy grail.



Yesterday was the anniversary of Carmine Infantino who got a neat little nod on season three of The Flash and I also did write my tribute to him in 2016 . I wish I had more time so I could have done another but who knows maybe after Erlangen. On the other side if I really manage to get my comic book done in time and Erlangen is a huge success I will have to spend even more time away from the blog toiling on the drawing board. We will see.

We are staying with Yesterday´s celebrity anniversaries although we make the transition from dead comic book creators to living sexbombs with Sybil Danning who turned 66. She got her own cult siren entry - as it couldn´t be any other way - also in 2016 and among her plethora of movies she also appeared in Andy Sidaris second Boobs & Bullets movie Malibu Express.

Andy was probably THE BEST director of action movies for adults. And his cast read like a WHOS´S WHO of playmates : Roberta Vasquez , Ava Cadell , brunette Cynthia Brimhall, Dona Speir , Pandora Peaks, Julie Strain , Shae Marks, Samantha Phillips and Julie K. Smith to name just a few of them.

Usually I just copy / paste the part about Becky Mullen into the posts but I am trying to keep this one short so I will skip it. For those who haven´t read any of my previous Andy Sidaris posts there is the main post where I wrote a bit about one of my unsung heroes , the Casting the Justice League of America movie Andy Sidaris special with a lot of stuff about Dona Speir, Roberta Vazquez, Cynthia Brimhall and the Tutti Frutti girls, the Ava Cadell solo post , the Dona Speir post ( with reposts in 2017 and this year ) and last but not least the Becky Mullen post ( which I reposted in 2016 ) where you can find tons of links to other cult sirens like with Janet Jones Gretzky and real live Power Girl Leslie Easterbrook who had the most famous scene in which she emerges from a pool in a wet t - shirt , the annual re - posts of italian mega soccer MILF Simona Ventura , blonde sexsation Monique Sluyter and of course the obligatory Tutti Frutti girls.

Just one year younger than Sybil Danning is Stan Sakai and since I just did a black and white post about Usagi Yojimbo in March I don´t think I would have done a new post even if my busy schedule would have allowed it.

The last few years his book appeared on and off again for various reasons like the crossover with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles or Senso which was set in the future. At the moment another longer story arc comes out but I´m not sure if we are finally back to an ongoing series or if the shorter stories will come out every once in a while. German fans of the long eared ronin can rejoice since the series is once again published here and it will be a few years until they have to face these problems. And even if I don´t have a new post for Stan Sakai at least I finally get to put up the link for his interview on BROKEN FRONTIER which for some reason I always forgot.

Speaking of crossovers between Usagi Yojimbo and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles here is the third video about their latest meeting in animation. I don´t know if I have seen any other episodes from this show but I liked it.



Before we come to a very long tangent with the usual avalanche of sexy women I want to mention Barry Windsor Smith who celebrates his 69th birthday. Since I am saving some of his best art for the second post on pimping the Marvel Visionaries - Chris Claremont hardcover ( as well as most of the links for him ) I am also not writing a new post for him but once again I already did in 2016 . One last thing is that in that Barry Windsor Smith post I got his age wrong - I wrote that he was already76 instead of 67 - so I´m suing the opportunity to set the record straight.

I am skipping the rest of Today´s celebrity birthdays which I have covered in previous Sal Velluto posts in favor of another Teens React video that is probably going to get me into trouble again but which I nonetheless have to put on the blog as soon as possible. Just two posts ago I wrote about Kaelyn who is becoming a fan favorite for obvious reasons and Jayka who is already a contender for the title of Hottest React Babe despite her young age and just the other day I found a video that proves my point.

This is THE must see video for all fans of Jayka. Whose fanbase probably exploded after this video. Now I had already seen a dance challenge video with the reactors before so I knew that they do have legs. I just had no idea what an incredible pair of gams Jayka had on her body. Speaking of incredible pairs, Jayka´s teenage oppai are unreal and the comments on this video are full of compliments for the hasian sexbomb. And there are dozens who also think that she is pretty well developed for her age.

Must be those asian genes kicking in. On one side most asian women don´t get as busty as caucasian women but therefore they already get the body they will have as an adult woman pretty early on. So most asian porn stars like Akira Lane or Miko Lee look only slightly more developed than Jayka with her booming teenage body. With a few exceptions like Minka.

Coming back to the dancing competition I can´t understand how two such incredibly hot sexpots like Brooklyn and Jayka could loose when it was decided by popular vote. Jayka should have won for her outfit alone.

Someone said that it was not a good idea to choose that top for a dancing competition but I think it´s the perfect outfit and the best moments are when Jayka has to readjust it. So while it´s not the most practical one it gave Jayka a wider fanbase and I´m sure she will cause guilty pleasures.

Another thing I have to call " Foul ! " on is the punishment Brooklin and Jayka get for loosing. Really, react audience ? You have two of the hottest react babes ever at your disposal and the best you can come up with is " They should eat a can of cat food. " There are many better uses for two absolutely stunning girls that immediately come to mind and on spanish game show for example it has become a staple that female contestants are drenched in water or wear a wet t - shirt, which could be adapted here.

Another fantastic idea for a good challenge would be to have the girls who lost wear a very revealing micro bikini which would automatically lead to a Try Not To Get A Boner competition among all the male reactors present.

A good idea would also be to make the girls wear a tiny bikini or at least an otherwise revealing outfit while eating a banana or ice cream cone as seductively as possible sitting next to a guy who has a crush on them.

And I´m sure Will wouldn´t mind getting a sexy lapdance from Brooklin.

Any of these ideas would be much better than eating a can of cat food.

 
In any case, here is the clip with THE best performance by Jayka EVER who turns this into a Tits React video and I hope that they can come up with some more interesting challenges for the losers in the next videos.



Speaking of the punishment for the losers in future Teens React here is a video with a hint what Jayka, Brooklin or any other hot Teens / Adults React babes could do instead of degrading themselves by eating cat food.



Since I mentioned Miko Lee and hasians with giant - sized woman things, in 2016 I finally managed to do another post about Darick Robertson in which I mentioned the BREAKDOWNS storyline that introduced Power Girl´s famous coconut bra costume. And I just want to say that I still have not given up on a Yaya Han Power Girl coconut bra cosplay ( with the tiniest coconut shells you can find although compared to her huge 40D oppai all coconut shells probably look small no matter how big they are ) as she has already shown that she does a terrific Power Girl cosplay and she certainly has no problem filling out the magical cleavage window.

So far I had written five posts on Yaya - two of them are pretty safe but the other three are absolutely not safe for work - and I keep mentioning her on various JLA casting posts and any other posts involving asian sexbombs like Kiana Tom, Ava Cadell, Akira Lane, Miko Lee, Gail Kim or Minka and I swear the completely NSFW BIG YAYA HAN POST is still in the pipeline. In the meantime I have made two new posts about Yaya which showcases a part of her anatomy that I have ignored too often - her legs.

One reason why Miko Lee kept popping up in the posts about Yaya Han is that I needed a body double for Yaya´s more explicit scenes I had in mind.

Which is not ideal since Yaya Han has a 40D bust and Miko Lee is nowhere near in that league. Thankfully it looks like hasian talk show host Jeannie Mai is auditioning for the part and while she also is a bit smaller than Yaya in the chest area she does have an impressive skill set. I am convinced.

This hot sexbomb is of vietnamese descend and even though she is " only " a 37C and not a 40D like Yaya Han I think she could be a body double for those explicit scenes. At least it would be fun to put her body to the test on the casting couch. I have finally found some episodes of Snoop Dogg presents The Joker´s Wild and hot daimn, Jeannie Mai is spectacular !

Since we have already covered most of the bases with the videos so far - comics, cartoons, music, hot women - it´s time for one of those unusual ones that I like to throw in once in a while to keep things interesting.



This will be the last post for a while now if not until next week than at least for this week and this month so I want to end with a video about a movie and what better than the review for cult classic Danger : Diabolik ?



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