It´s Tittilating Tuesday with Alfonso Azpiri !

You might think by now I would´ve learned not to start a new post before having finished the last one but I just had to put some of the gorgeous art by the great, late Alfonso Azpiri on the blog because no matter how long it would have been a feature in the post addendum just doesn´t cut it.

Also the quicker I get the main part of a post out the sooner it´s finished.

I thought about back dating this post at the same date like the previous one so I could split up the birthdays but for the sake of keeping it real I´ll leave that as it is. Plus since Today is the birthday of one of my favorite comic artists - Joe Staton - doing the celebrity birthdays should be a walk in the park since I have done a few posts for Joe Staton in the last years.

Another two posts that are on my to do list for 2021 and it´s not even February. Anyway, coming back to Alfonso Azpiri his spotlight post is long overdue even if I can´t use a lot of material because he has worked mainly in the adult oriented market. Or like we in Spain call it comics for guys.

As usual this is my totally random and subjective selection based on what is available, my personal preferences - you will notice I snuck in Dazzler, Slave Leia and Power Girl - and overall look. Because one of the reasons why I wanted to make this post is I really don´t know how well known Alfonso Azpiri is outside of Spain and Europe. He was not only a good girl artist and could literally draw anything. Although making good girl art is difficult enough in itself. In any case here are the pictures I selected.

Well, I couldn´t wrap up this post as quickly as I thought because for once Mike Allred´s birthday is Tomorrow and not Today as I erroneously thought but also while it is Joe Staton´s anniversary ( and we will come to him in a moment ) it seems that while I have already written four spotlight posts on him I never did one on his birthday. I have however gone over the celebrity birthdays of Today in a few other posts so I don´t have to start from scratch. Starting our little list of the brave and the boobed I have to thank twins Ashley and Mary - Kate Olsen for bringing mega stacked 36DD - 25 - 34 real life Power Girl Jodie Sweetin to my attention who turns 39.

Five years ago I had no idea who she was since I had not seen that many episodes of Full House but thanks to all the brouhaha about how she puts the fuller part in Fuller House with her 36DDs and parent groups dissing the reboot because of references to sex and drugs - and because of Jodie Sweetin´s überdeveloped chest which is totally inappropriate for family viewing - I am aware of this. One of these days I have to start watching the episodes if there is really so much inappropriate boobage in them.

Apropos inappropriate boobage, the aforementioned Joe Staton has his 73rd anniversary who was the artist who defined the look of The Green Lantern Corps for me since he drew most stories in Grüne Leuchte by Ehapa. Fun trivia : Green Lantern was one of the only DC titles german publisher Williams Verlag had in it´s repertoire although it was called Grüne Laterne ( it is a word much nearer to the english word Lantern than Leuchte which is still used by comic afficionados from my generation ).

Back to Joe Staton, I started a new series on his work and while the first post was all about Joe Staton´s contribution to the GREEN LANTERN my next ones were about his version of Power Girl - which I had to split into two separate posts, the intro and the main post - since Joe Staton not only drew all of the stories of Power Girl or the Justice Society of America but basically everything on Earth 2. For those who want to check it out I also managed to do a follow - up postwith a lot more Green Lantern art.

Now I couldn´t find a video about Joe Staton´s Green Lantern runs - of any other of his books for that matter - and because I am still hoping to write a spotlight on Grant Morrison´s latest book about Hal Jordan I´m going to my default Green Lantern setting. That´s right. Once again I´m pimping the best Green Lantern mini series out there Green Lantern : Mosaic by Gerard Jones and Cully Hamner. This was one trippy book long before Grant Morrison did his spaced out version of the Green Lantern Corps and sadly the book was canceled - and its ramifications retconned - before its time because it didn´t fit DC Comics plans for the franchise.

As I said before : this series has my utmost recommendation and it should be found easily in dollar bins. Speaking of which, that is probably where my issues will end up now that I have to sell my comicbook collection.

It´s back to the brave and the boobed with the aptly named double D Dolly Parton a.k.a. the natural viagra substitute who celebrates her 75th birthday. And while I have mentioned the megabusty sexvixen with the titanic twin torpedoes often on the blog she only got her own spin - off post which also featured real life Power Girl Anna Nicole Smith in 2019.

She is famous for being the original singer of I Will Always Love You which Whitney Houston covered in The Bodyguard and which became a favorite on casting shows since then and holds the Guinness Book world record for a woman with the biggest breasts in a non r - rated movie ( which have been reported to be anything from 38CC up to 48E !!! ) in Nine To Five.

With a first name that is short for blow up sex doll and the corresponding body she was predestined for a career in porn movies ( where her porn name would have been Sex Dolly or Dolly Part´ Em ) and it is all the more astounding that she managed to have a clean and very wholesome image.

If there ever was a woman born to play a whorehouse matron in a musical it´s Dolly Parton and it´s a crying shame she never got to play Power Girl.

Speaking of women who should have portrayed Power Girl, one who is no longer with us is Playmate Of The Year 1993 Anna Nicole Smith who was a prime candidate for my Search For Power Girl series at my old boob blog.

She did get naked in her PLAYBOY videos and the skin flicks Skyscraper and To The Limit but I would have loved to see her giant gazongas in a movie with Dolly Parton. That would have been pure double D heaven. It could have been a spin - off from The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas with Dolly Parton as the Mom and Anna Nicole Smith as the nymphomanic daughter.

The story could have been the usual where they try to leave their lives as prostitutes behind and go to a new town. Then one of their old customers finds them out and blackmails them into becoming the new town whores.

And after a few nude scenes where they are used and abused by drunken perverts in any way imaginable so that you get your full money´s worth of having ultimate blow up sex dolls Anna Nicole Smith and Dolly Parton in the movie by showing every inch of their spectacular bodies they finally manage to turn the tables - which of course includes using their porn star bodies to seduce the bad guys with even more hardcore sex - and escape.

With her 41E - 26 - 38 measurements Busenwunder Anna Nicole Smith was born for porn and daimn, she would have been a heck of a Power Girl !

Once again the hyperbole YouTube video title strikes again since it makes it sound like all the reporter in this video asks Dolly Parton is her exact breast size when in reality it´s a 14 minute interview where he asks all kinds of questions. And lets be real here : he wouldn´t do his duty - as a reporter or just as a man - if he didnt ask about her ginormous breast size.

Even if he knows she is not going to tell him how big her melons really are its the Don Quijote spirit where you give the impossible the college try.

We come to the Dearly Departed section which gives me a chance to re - post one of my favorite scenes from one of the best tv shows Northern Exposure. Here we have Joel Fleischman lip syncing Robert Palmer´s hit Simply Irresistible in a dream sequence. And if you are wondering why they are suddenly speaking spanish it´s the dubbed Doctor en Alaska.

Speaking of different versions, here is the original with Robert Palmer and I have to say that I prefer the version with Rob Morrow. Come on, I can´t be the only one who fiund the women in this video much too overstyled and sterile to be even remotely arousing in a sexual way. They look more like actual dolls than blow up sex dolls which isn´t very appealing to me.

It is not surprising that all the Northern Exposure clips on YouTube are super short but I need this one as a segueway to our next anniversary.

I have mentioned the master of the macabre in a few posts but in 2016 I did a post with two comic adaptions of Edgar Allen Poe stories, The Black Cat by the late Bernie Wrightson from Creepy 62 and The Raven by Richard Corben from Creepy 67 that newer visitors of the blog might want to read.

This wraps up our anniversary list of the day but there are still a few categories to cross off so we continue our Justice League cartoon shows with Superman - The Animated Series starring Clancy Brown as Lex Luthor.

I´m especially mentioning actor Clancy Brown because he was the guest on one of the latest episodes of Inside Of You with Michael Rosenbaum and Today we´ve another good one with the one and only Chris Jericho. 

Since we are on the subject of wrestling I have to mention my favorite wrestler, valet, model and actress, the korean blow up sex doll Gail Kim .

Longtime followers of the blog know that I try to include a video with her whenever I can because I don´t get to write about her as often as I like.

Coming back to the topic of comicbooks, I haven´t had time to make a review of the year 2020 yet ( partially because it is just too depressing ) but the time is slowly running out for these kind of videos so here are the top 10 comicbooks of 2020 - at least according to Comic Tropes Chris Piers.

When I´m doing this section - and the regular visitors are probably already tired of reading this - I try to include as many different types of videos as I can since I know that not every reader is interested in the same topics.

Anyway, because winter has finally arrived in Germany and everything is covered with snow I wanted to remind people of the sunny side of life and was looking for a music video with hot girls in bikinis when I came across this song which is literally titled Bikini by k - pop artist Kim Sori.

By the way, again I have to ask if it is weird that I find her more attractive in her music video Dual Life than in the one where she is wearing a bikini.

Maybe I am alone in that but hot Daimn, Kim got some sorious flexibility that alone would be enough to get her a job as a professional stripper.

As longtime readers know asian girls are my kryptonite so I am including the choreography of Kitten´s Kash Doll featuring Lil´ Wayne because it has an asian sex goddess coming in at 3:37 minutes. And if that hasian filly doesn´t make you immediately cream your jeans I don´t know what will.

Speaking of the asian persuasion, it´s been far too long since I posted a video with Jenny Babas and even longer since I checked out her newest videos. With all the stuff going on in my life I never get to take care of the basic things and once I have more free space on the laptop I have to do it.

What I have kept up with are the classic cartoon shows which suddenly popped up on YouTube and in our Enjoy It While It Lasts section we have Marco which was one of the big children´s television hits when I grew up.

Since I mentioned it in my last post and the version I posted was deleted here is Mario Bava´s adaption of Italy´s famous fumetto Danger : Diabolik.

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Wrestling Sexbomb Saturday : Tylene Buck

Today wrestling valet / female wrestler / pornographic actress / swimsuit model Tylene Buck Hesemann a.k.a. Brandi Wylde celebrates her 48th birthday and since I only did a somewhat abbreviated version of her original cult siren post last year we do the full length monty this year.

Usually I don´t do another re - post if I have already done a new version the previous year but events in my personal life have reminded me that we never know how much time we have left on the planet and there are some things I have wanted to add to this post for a long time which I have postponed too many times. And to celebrate the occassion I have made a lot of new animated GIFs including some with birthday babe Tylene Buck.

THE INTRO or WE ALL KNOW WHAT RHYMES WITH TYLENE BUCK  !

Sexbomb Tylene was one of the main candidates from the SEARCH FOR POWER GIRL series on my old boob blog because of her big 34Es and what is kind of funny is that the name she used for doing adult movies, Brandi Wylde sounds less like a pornstar name than Major Gunns or Tylene Buck.

As Major Gunns ( originally they wanted to call Tylene´s character Torpedo Girl for obvious reasons ) she made all wrestling fans happy giving mouth to mouth or ripping her shirt off with her signature " bombs away " move.

Tylene was first introduced as part of the NWO harem and she always had hot outfits either as a horny secretary in a business suit with a huge cleavage that showed off her incredible bust or as a lace and leather clad party girl with not much left to the imagination doused in champagne .

And let´s not forget all the glorious times when she was wearing an itsy bitsy bikini and lounging in the pool with the other NWO Busenwunder.

I have not found any clips from her secretary phase but I will add some material as soon as I find it. She then became part or better moral / sex support for the Misfits In Action and I can only speculate what kind of demented marathon sex orgies those degenerates subjected Tylene to.

For sex doll Tylene Buck NWO stood for NONSTOP WYLDE ORGASMS

That´s something where the is no official confirmation but everybody knows that Arn Anderson used his influence to have his way with Tylene Buck and the other guys from the NWO constantly used the valets for recreational purposes. Much in the same way that the Misfits In Action tamed Tylene in all night sex position warfare, Flying Brian Pillman made Terry Runnels dress up like a slut in a skimpy leather hooker outfit and used her like a cheap blow up sex doll in a seedy motel room to vent his uncontrollable sexual frustration in a penetration sensation marathon.

Besides participating in the usual badly shot WWE Diva videos like Divas in Hedonism , Divas Tropical Pleasure or Postcards from the Carribean ( the only WWE Diva video I can really recommend is Divas Undressed because the main part is a competition and therefore they could not screw this up ) another of Terri´s greatest moments in wrestling history was when she competed in the Miss Rumble Contest during the Royal Rumble in 2000.

Not only did she wear a suit that left little to the imagination - her entire backside was practically naked - she also knew what the audience wanted and leaned wide over the top rope to the point where she almost fell off.

I also have to give props to nubian sex goddess Jaqueline who seldom got as much play as she deserved for being an afro american wrestler with huge melons. Her swimsuit barely covered anything and her giant 38E milkshakes were in full effect. Of course the WWE had to ruin the end - like they do in most bikini, swimsuit, wet t - shirt or other Diva contests that could arouse their audience - by bringing on some old wrestling fossils. I don´t know why they have to be so giant erection stoppers.

It is also common knowledge that Billy Kidman drilled Torrie whenever he could while the rest of the Filthy Animals really lived up to the name by taking turns banging Torrie Wilson´s pornstar body into submission when they were on tour. Which was on three hundred ( that´s right, 300 !!! ) days of the year. Rumor has it Konan was especially eager at taming Torrie.

Back to Tylene, she was then kidnapped by Lance Storm and pressed into service for Team Canada although she had to undergo a grueling training to become a Canadian - which was mostly an excuse for the male members of Team Canada to get Tylene Buck all sweaty and drool all over her tits .

As a - at first reluctant - member of Team Canada Tylene was not allowed to show off her assets ( and her breast - ets ) like before despite wearing a very suggestive outfit. Talk about sending mixed messages Lance Storm.

There actually are some videos with Tylene Buck in the wrestling ring left in my bookmarks but it´s down to only a handful. I hope somebody does upload some new ones ... hint, hint. Maybe with Tylene Buck in a bikini ?



Since we are on the subject of female wrestlers I want to continue my tribute to the late Ashley Massaro who made her debut by winning the 250,000 $ 2005 RAW Diva Search thanks to her stunning 36C - 24 - 32 measurements beating out cheerleader Layla El and Elizabeth Mikloski.

Ashley was never the most successful WWE Diva or the best female wrestler but she was still a great athlete with incredible muscle control, she had a lot of fans, she always was in a good mood and always made a great show. And not only because of her very skimpy wrestling outfits.

On top of that she won the first ever Bra And Panties Gauntlet match as the last diva standing still wearing her clothes and to please her fans she removed them herself before making her exit. I am also sure she won a lot of points when she stripped down Kristal, Michelle McCool and Jillian Hall in a Fatal Four - Way Bra And Panties match at the Great American Bash.

Before getting into wrestling Ashley was a very successful model who was Miss Hawaiian Tropic USA in 2002 and Miss Hawaiian Tropic in August 2004 and posed nude for PLAYBOY in 2003, 2004 and 2007 ( the first two times under the name Mackenzie Ryan ) which helped her gain a lot of fans.



Now we are not done with Tylene Buck, but because there are so many big breasted bikini sex goddesses to talk about I have put all of them in the second part of this year´s Tylene Buck re - post while here it´s all about the wrestling part of her career. Since I have finally managed to wrap up the celebrity birthdays until Yesterday in my five part Will Eisner homage - plus one post for EC Comics founder Bill Gaines - I only have the anniversaries of Today to do and I can split them up between two posts.

So in this post I want to spotlight a sexpot who has been scorching up tv screens world wide for decades and Laura Helene Prepon who turns 40 really put the boob in boob tube with her 37C ( all natural ) - 26 - 36 measurements. The ravishing redhead rose to fame with her role as double D delight Donna Pinciotti who provided the two breast reasons to watch That 70´s Show although Laura never showed her true potential there.

Aside from Prepon´s perky puppies which are perfect for procreational purposes I was never really tempted to watch That 70s Show because I grew up in that decade. I am never sure why people make those shows.

If it´s to make fun of the 70s then I don´t need that and I also don´t like to watch shows that are made by people who didn´t live in those times and therefore have a skewed view of them. It´s extremely cringy for me to watch stuff where people are trying to shoehorn things in that are cool now but weren´t really cool back then. Maybe I´m just picky or weird but I have never understood why people feel this need to distance themselves from their past by ridiculing stuff they found entertaining or cool as a kid.

Which may not be what That 70s Show is all about since I have never seen a full episode. Coming back to luscious Laura Prepon, since this is her first time on the blog I should probably write a bit more about her. Born in Wachtung, New Jersey she is of german ( Wachtung sounds one hundred percent german ), irish, english and irish descent which explains that she is a natural redhead. Laura was a cheerleader and we all know the real purpose of the cheerleaders is to endure the adrenaline charged sexual assault of the jocks at the post game victory parties / sex orgies. And you know what they say about redheads : You can sleep with a blonde and you can sleep with a brunette but you will never get any sleep with a redhead - because those sluts are naturally born prostitutes and will milk you dry !

The '70s were a great decade of wanton wicked wanking. Every kink and fetish was free to explore. On the long - running sitcom hit That 70s Show Laura Prepon plays the ultimate bodaciously boobtastic redheaded sex child of the Me Decade and embodies everything the viewers would like to embrace from that titillating time : perfect natural tits and all out ass !



Sadly, being a tv show - even if on the frisky Fox network - Laura could never really unzip on the show. It's the great shame of the decade, as few women have the curvaceous charms, milky - white skin, unsurpassable sexiness, and top - heavy talents of this young born for porn movies star.

Laura was similarly bound by network restraints as comedienne Chelsea Handler on Are You There, Chelsea ? but was finally able to fulfill the topless promise of her '70s sunbathing scenes in the indie flick Lay The Favorite (2012), where she bared those Prepon peaches soaking up rays.



The heat is on! Next up was a role as a lesbian bad girl on the Netflix original prison series Orange Is The New Black Orange were she got topless in the very first episode to lock lips with Taylor Schilling. What a bust !

Before acting became her profession Laura was a model, working in Paris, Milan and elsewhere in Europe. She began acting at the young age of 15 as well as dancing : ballet, jazz, and modern. She also played soccer and other sports. Laura loves vintage clothes. Her hobbies include cooking, traveling, riding ( on horseback as well as on horsecock ), playing piano, kama sutra gymnastics and all sorts of dancing from striptease to lap dancing, pole dancing and twerking. Her favorite book is The Hobbit by J. R. R. Tolkien. Laura resides in New York when not filming in Los Angeles.

We are taking a break from wrestling and sexbombs to return to the world of comic books and Cully Hamner who celebrates his 51st birthday. Now since he created the origin material for a blockbuster with Bruce Willis most people would probably write about that but I tell you forget Red.

Forget the other series he worked on like Black Lightning : Year One and I´m going as far as to say forget even the Blue Beetle series where Jaime Reyes first took up the mantle of Blue Beetle from fan favorite Ted Kord.

 
You know, the series I am always pimping. Because what you need to do is put all that stuff to the wayside, completely ignore it and get the Green Lantern : Mosaic series by Gerard Jones which was Cully Hamner´s first big break. The reason why I´m so adamant about this ( longtime readers may remember that I pimped the series back in 2006 ) is that THIS is the best Green Lantern comic - and for some the best comic PERIOD - you will read in your whole life. I mean, no offense to other writers like Geoff Johns but compared to this you can throw everything he has written in the bin.

This book was sociopolitical cutting edge before words like inclusiveness and representation became propaganda tools for SJW agendas. It explored how willing we are to co - exist with not only other minorities but also aliens and took an indepth look at the human condition. So far the series has not been been collected but that may be about to change now that we got hints of a John Stewart Green Lantern at the end of last year´s CW crossover Crisis On Infinite Earths. I am counting on DC´s greed here and the fact that there are not that many John Stewart stories in trade. Well, there is Cosmic Odyssey but that story is not JUST about John Stewart.

In any case, since I already posted a video about Green Lantern : Mosaic in another Tylene Buck tribute here is the history of Emerald Twilight.



Since there are no full episodes from either the animated Bruce Timm series or the animated Green Lantern show from a few years back we are kicking - or better rungslinging - it old school with Today´s cartoon video.



Speaking about kicking it old school - or in this case kicking, screaming, punching and bodyslamming - here´s some NWA World Championship Wresting with Ole and the aforementioned Arn Anderson, Nikita Kolof vs Z - Man Tony Zane, Dusty Rhodes a.k.a. The American Dream, The Barbarian, Nature Boy Ric Flair, Ron Garvin, The Rock & Roll Express and Ivan Koloff.



I´m not forgetting my german readers ( if I still have any left ) who got their NWA Wrestling matches courtesy of the cult show Catch Up and in this episode we got Captain Mike Rotunda and Flying Brian Pillmann. 



Here is a video I came across while doing the research for this post. It´s from one of Tylene´s adult flicks and she´s in her Major Gunns outfit.



Finding a music video for these wrestling themed posts is always difficult but since somebody once said that wrestling is fifty percent persevation and fifty percent transpiration I´m going with Everybody Dance Now ( Gonna Make You Sweat ) by C + C Music Factory. Daimn, front woman Zelma Davis got some moves and she can make me sweat anytime.

There are some negative comments because Zelma actually doesn´t sing in this song and the female artist you hear is Martha Washington from The Weather Girls best known for their smash hit It´s Raining Men. But come on, this was in the 1990s and there were a lot of pop groups where the people on stage or in the video did not sing themselves ( does anybody remember Milli Vanilli ? ). Also Martha did sue and won her case. Plus while some people say Zelma was just a pretty face ( as well as a great set of lips, tits, a perfect bubblebutt and legs up to her chin ) she proved that she really can sing in songs like Things That Make You Go Hmmm.



We end the post with a real slobberknocker : King Kong vs Godzilla !



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