She is famous for being the original singer of I Will Always Love You which Whitney Houston covered in The Bodyguard and which became a favorite on casting shows since then and holds the Guinness Book world record for a woman with the biggest breasts in a non r - rated movie ( which have been reported to be anything from 38CC up to 48E !!! ) in Nine To Five.
With a first name that is short for blow up sex doll and the corresponding body she was predestined for a career in porn movies ( where her porn name would have been Sex Dolly or Dolly Part´ Em ) and it is all the more astounding that she managed to have a clean and very wholesome image.
If there ever was a woman born to play a whorehouse matron in a musical it´s Dolly Parton and it´s a crying shame she never got to play Power Girl.
Speaking of women who should have portrayed Power Girl, one who is no longer with us is Playmate Of The Year 1993 Anna Nicole Smith who was a prime candidate for my Search For Power Girl series at my old boob blog.
She did get naked in her PLAYBOY videos and the skin flicks Skyscraper and To The Limit but I would have loved to see her giant gazongas in a movie with Dolly Parton. That would have been pure double D heaven. It could have been a spin - off from The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas with Dolly Parton as the Mom and Anna Nicole Smith as the nymphomanic daughter.
The story could have been the usual where they try to leave their lives as prostitutes behind and go to a new town. Then one of their old customers finds them out and blackmails them into becoming the new town whores.
And after a few nude scenes where they are used and abused by drunken perverts in any way imaginable so that you get your full money´s worth of having ultimate blow up sex dolls Anna Nicole Smith and Dolly Parton in the movie by showing every inch of their spectacular bodies they finally manage to turn the tables - which of course includes using their porn star bodies to seduce the bad guys with even more hardcore sex - and escape.
Apropos the Maid of Mammaries, in 2016 I managed to do another post about Darick Robertson in which I mentioned the BREAKDOWNS storyline that introduced Power Girl´s famous coconut bra costume. And I just got to say that I still have not given up on a Yaya Han Power Girl coconut bra cosplay ( with the tiniest coconut shells you can find although compared to her huge 40D oppai all coconut shells look small no matter how big they are ) as she has already shown that she does a terrific Power Girl cosplay and she has no problem filling out the magical cleavage window.
So far I had written five posts on Yaya - two of them are pretty safe but the other three are absolutely not safe for work - and I keep mentioning her on various JLA casting posts and any other posts involving asian sexbombs like Kiana Tom, Ava Cadell, Akira Lane, Miko Lee, Gail Kim or Minka and I swear the completely NSFW BIG YAYA HAN POST is still in the pipeline. In the meantime I have made two new posts about Yaya which showcases a part of her anatomy that I have ignored too often - her legs.
This is a video which I haven´t posted for years and I don´t know why because Yaya´s boobs are out of control especially in the Lei Fang cosplay.
One reason why Miko Lee kept popping up in the posts about Yaya Han is that I needed a body double for Yaya´s more explicit scenes I had in mind.
Which is not ideal since Yaya Han has a 40D bust and Miko Lee is nowhere near in that league. Thankfully it looks like hasian talk show host Jeannie Mai is auditioning for the part and while she also is a bit smaller than Yaya in the chest area she does have an impressive skill set. I am convinced.
This hot sexbomb is of vietnamese descend and even though she is " only " a 37C and not a 40D like Yaya I think she could be a body double for her.
At least it would be fun to put her body to the test for the sex scenes.
Mai oh Mai, she could keep me awake for more than one thousand and one nights but she would not be telling any stories since Jeannie would be too busy giving my magic lamp ( which not only grants more than three wishes but also grows to enormous size if you rub it the right way ) a spit shine with her asian lubrication before applying the wax with her huge massage balls. For the finish she insists on french polishing it as she is a pro in the use of asian lapping materials. Plus Jeannie is too classy to talk with a full mouth and it would be difficult to tell a story while getting her brains f - worded out and screaming with pleasure at the top of her lungs.
Just look at the size of her hooters ! How did her husband let go of this asian penetration sensation ? Now I have had times where things weren´t very tidy but even at the Bundeswehr and being out in the field we did not serve food like this ( and that´s keeping in mind that the potatoes we used were labeled as only apt for pig farming and Deutsche Bundeswehr so you know where your place in the food chain is ). Anyway, I love a woman with a good appetite and from what I have seen Jeannie´s soft lips would fit perfect around my salami and even if she probably could not swallow the whole shaft I´m game for some asian lubrication ejaculation.
Since we are on the subject of asian blow up sex dolls just born for porn it´s time for another top 5 of live performances. Daimn, those natural born k - pop strippers ( more like k - porn strippers ) sure know how to work the male audience into a frenzy with their perfect bubblebutts.
By the way, the name of the hasian blow up sex doll above is Nari, she is from k - pop band Wassup and her nickname is ultimate twerk machine.
Regular readers might remember that I posted a GIF of her but I haven´t posted a video with her yet so I wanted to rectumfy this gross oversight.
Speaking of asian masturbation material, switching to the animated here since we already had some of this in the part about Jeannie Mai ( she needs to do porn movies ) here are the Top 10 Anime With Fan Service.
I wanted to keep the asian persuasion theme going but all the videos about asian movies are top 10 lists and since we already have a top 10 video here is one about Masamune Shirow´s seminal manga Ghost In The Shell which was turned into a groundbreaking anime ( and a really bad american adaption with Scarlet Johansson finally showing her boobs ? ).
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