After so much cult siren centric content on the post it´s about time to return to comicbooks ( also some of my readers are probably tired of seeing the still unfinished post with MILF Aletta Ocean at the top of the blog ) and since I didn´t get to do a post on John Romita Jr.´s birthday last year - and I found a lot of original art of him during the last few days - I thought to use the opportunity and put the best pieces on the blog.
Now while I didn´t do a post on John Romita Jr.´s birthday last year I did one for Ann Nocenti this year and as longtime followers know that always means a spotlight post on her brilliant DAREDEVIL run with John Romita Jr.
Yes, I know that she edited DEFENDERS, FANTASTIC FOUR, THE INCREDIBLE HULK, NEW MUTANTS or UNCANNY X - MEN and wrote titles like CLASSIC X - MEN or LONGSHOT where she co - created the title character together with Arthur Adams ( about which I wrote in this post ) but as long as I have some art from her DAREDEVIL run those have to take a back burner.
Now while I have written about Ann Nocenti´s DAREDEVIL run many times the first time I got to write a post in honor of her was actually in 2019.
Which is the reason why that post was more focused on her writing while my post in 2020 was a bit more art - centric. For my newer readers - and those who are too lazy to check out last year´s Ann Nocenti post - here are a few links to my older posts and I guess it all goes back to INFERNO.
INFERNO is one of my favorite Marvel crossovers which is why I started a series going through all of the various titles although I haven´t covered the DAREDEVIL part yet ( part 1 with my initial thoughts and AVENGERS issue 298 / part 2 about how the crossover was never published here in Germany and the forgotten Avenger Gilgamesh which was also my first attempt to write about AVENGERS issue 300 / my second attempt to write about AVENGERS issue 300 / the third and finally successful post about AVENGERS issue 300 ) . I hope we can get back to that topic some day.
Speaking of getting back to certain topics, while I haven´t found the time to continue with the INFERNO crossovers last year´s Marc Silvestri´s X - MEN post was almost completely about that storyline and one of the most underrated X - Men sexbombs : Madelyne Pryor a.k.a. the Goblin Queen.
Up to the point that I made a special Goblin Queen spotlight post with more Goblin Queen art and Goblin Queen cosplayers than you can shake a goblin at though the main reason was to spotlight cosplayer Ashlynne Dae.
Yes, there are other cosplayers but if I hadn´t come across Ashlynne Dae´s really mindblowing Goblin Queen cosplay I probably wouldn´t have thought about doing the post. By the way, one of the posts I planned to do in 2020 was a Ashlynne Dae spotlight since naturally I researched her a bit more.
I have already selected the usual 23 pictures for the post and let me tell you it was especially difficult to narrow it down to only 23 of her best and to still keep it safe for work. Anyway, I hope I get to post them very soon.
Ann Nocenti´s DAREDEVIL was also one of the reasons why I bought the MARVEL VISIONARIES - JOHN ROMITA JR hardcover since it includes issue 253, a special Christmas story with the Kingpin. That was another series I started, pimping the MARVEL VISIONARIES hardcover since they were pretty inexpensive back in those days and they contain many key Marvel moments. I wrote a few post with a special attention to which issues in the hardcovers were important - especially for people who only know the Marvel characters from the movies - and while is was on hiatus for a long time I finally got to wrap up the MARVEL VISIONARIES - CHRIS CLAREMONT hardcover in 2019 . I hope I can also continue with this series this year.
It´s time to get back to the topic of this post before I get too depressed thinking about all the hardcovers I used to have ( my current comicbook collection can´t even be called that since it barely fills out one shelf ).
Those who are frequent visitors of the blog know that John Romita Jr.´s runs on UNCANNY X - MEN are my second favorite runs on that title ( my favorite being the run by Marc Silvestri and my third favorite being the run by Jim Lee ) and I am so thankful that I managed to keep volumes 10 to 12 of the MARVEL MASTERWORKS of that series and that the spanish post office actually managed to deliver them to my new home. Those are issues that I cherish and keep re - reading again and again. Now I have written a few posts about John Romita Jr.´s run on UNCANNY X - MEN in the past - in 2017 , in 2017 again although that was a double feature with Marc Silvestri and the last time in 2018 - so I don´t have to elaborate on why I like these issues so much and we can get right to the good stuff.
One last thing, I chose the title of this post because most of the art is from X - Men titles or X - Men related titles but there are also some pieces from other books which were just too good to pass up. And don´t worry, there are more than enough pages remaining for at least a few posts if I actually DO get to write a post on John Romita Jr.´s birthday this year.
One reason to do this post - besides shortening up another post - was to showcase those periods of X - Men history that have been ignored by the general populace. Which means everything that is not connected to the movies or tv shows. So I wasn´t surprised that there are not many videos that cover these stories but I came across a fan film about Wolverine.
And since I don´t think I will be doing any Wolverine posts soon I am including it here. From all the Wolverine movies Logan is my favorite and not only because they left out most of the terrible Old Man Logan stuff.
As always Marvel Comics ... I mean, Disney can´t leave anything alone that brought in so much money so they had to do some follow up series. I haven´t read any of the issues yet but they do have some nice covers and since the original story was a big pile of horse manure anything else can only be an improvement. Coming back to the fan film, while the budget was probably not that big and the guy who plays Wolverine acts a bit stiff in some scenes he is an incredible fit. Also kudos to the woman who plays Silver Fox. Plus, they managed to bring in Sabretooth and Goldie. Am I the only one who gets Mark Texeira SABRETOOTH mini series vibes from this ?
Last year I managed to write a mind blowing 44 posts in April so I covered a lot of the celebrity birthdays of this month. Those who want to check out the anniversaries of awesomeness can find the dates of pop cultural relevance from the 5th of April in my first Arthur Adams birthday post from 2020 and in the second part , from the 6th in my Gil Kane X - Men post , from the 7th in my MARTIN MYSTERY cover post , from the 9th of April in the aforementioned Goblin Queen spotlight post , from the 10th in MY ONCE AGAIN FAILED BIG YAYA HAN POST from 2016, from the 11th in this spotlight post on Neil Gaiman´s groundbreaking SANDMAN series , from the 12th in this post about the cool ads you used to find in comicbooks, this X - MEN BLACK AND WHITE post featuring a variety of different artists and my first spotlight post on Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons´ WATCHMEN and last but not least for April the 13th in my Chuck Dixon birthday post .
Longtime readers know that one of my pet pevees on this blog is celebrating all the brave actresses who turn insufferable dreck into bearable entertainment by taking their clothes off or at least show what their Mama gave them and who don´t get enough recognition for that .
But as much as I like to feature these squirtstorm guaranteeing sweaty skin flick sensations, born - for - porn leg spreading dicktamers, stripper pole polishing professionals and talented tittilating torrid teenage teasers I don´t always have the time, space or even necessary material to feature them properly and have to console myself with re - visiting them on the few occassions where I get to mention them or on their next birthday.
So I absolutely have to mention the 69th birthday of Steven Seagal on the 10th of April since is is the man who is solely responsible for baywatchable natural born 34C - 24 - 32 stripper starlet Erika " Double E " Eleniak doing one of the best stripteases in movie history in UNDER SIEGE ( about which I wrote at length in my Steven Seagal birthday post from 2020 which also covers Pamela Anderson´s claims that Steven Seagal used Erika Eleniak as his personal blow up sex doll during the entire shooting of UNDER SIEGE as well as the behind the scenes sex marathons on the set of BAYWATCH so I´m only doing the super short version here ). Erika really shows some extraordinary skills which makes the fact that she never continued in that direction just more tragic. Daimn, the stripper career she could have had.
One of the most prominent ultimate sexbombs on this blog is without any doubt Erika Eleniak who boobed out extremely after she left BAYWATCH much to the chagrin of the show´s producers. So it´s no surprise that I re - posted her original cult siren entry in 2015 , in 2016 and also in 2018 .
People always wondered if there was a rivalry between Erika Eleniak and Pamela Anderson and if that was the reason Erika Eleniak left the show .
There are two different versions of the story but I think this article from Jake Davis on FETCH SPORT - which also takes an in depth look at Erika Eleniak´s life and career - comes closest to the truth. According to Pamela Anderson when she auditioned for the role of Jordan Tate in UNDER SIEGE Steven Seagal wanted to put her body to the test on the casting couch.
" When he saw me rehearsing the part where Jordan comes out of the cake he insisted on me giving him a personal strip show. He changed my costume to two strings of fabric thinner than shoe laces and after he got a huge erection in his pants he made me strip naked and wanted to act out a sex scene with me that was not in the script. And when I didn´t want to do it he told me that the next girl would get the role instead. "
" I refused but Steven Seagal convinced Erika Eleniak to let him use her as his personal blow up sex doll during the entire shooting of the movie. He fucked her brains out six ways to Sunday. That´s how she got the role."
Erika Eleniak for her part denies these wild sex orgies ever happened.
" I learned a lot on that shoot watching Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey work. It was a hard shoot and I spent many long hours in Steven´s trailer. Yes, he was merciless drilling me but not during sweaty fuck marathons that lasted all night long where he relentlessly pounded every orifice of my body. We were just rehearsing scenes not sex scenes that were more explicit than porn movies. All these rumors that Steven tried to break me in with his giant member are just a product of Pamela Anderson´s sick fantasy. But it still was an incredible learning experience for me. "
Now this is a case of a lot of " she said / she said " and I don´t know who is telling the truth and who is lying. So I am just going to list a few important facts and let my readers come to their own conclusion. Fact number one : various female co stars of Steven Seagal like Brenda Bakke have gone on record that he tried to use his position to get them to assume the position. Fact number two : it has been 95 percent confirmed that 90s erotic sexsation Shannon Whirry - who later became famous for doing it for real with her male co - stars on camera like in her movie Ringer - had to go through all the positions for her debut role in Out For Justice.
Fact number three : Pamela Anderson has never denied that she partook in the behind the scenes BAYWATCH fuck marathons so it would be weird that she would lie where UNDER SIEGE is concerned but openly admit that she tested every male BAYWATCH cast member´s member at least once.
Fact number three : Erika also never denied to have participated in the uninhibited BAYWATCH boning marathons where all the guys took turns at pounding her into submission until she deepthroated Billy Warlock into becumming her willing personal sex slave with whom she also had a relationship in real life. Fact number four : Erika Eleniak not only was the Playmate Of The Month July in 1989 she also enhanced her boobs to the size of two giant twin torpedoes to get the 34C - 24 - 32 measurements that left all viewers drooling and gave all her male co stars giant erections.
Fact number five : Steven Seagal himself put the role of Jordan Tate into the script of UNDER SIEGE. Fact number six : Gary Busey has gone on record that Steven Seagal was extremely determined to have explicit sex with Erika Eleniak and that he constantly tried to add a love scene to the script so he could really get down and dirty. Whenever Gary was on the set he took her under his wing but he wasn´t always there to protect Erika.
Speaking of the bra busting BAYWATCH bimbos, among all the things I had to sell or give away to move to Spain were not only the three seasons of Baywatch with Carmen Electra but also Baywatch - Hawaiian Wedding .
Which was especially painful because I could not re - watch it and Carmen hula dancing with a coconut bra alone is worth the price of admission.
I still have not given up on a Yaya Han Power Girl coconut bra cosplay ( with the tiniest coconut shells you can find although compared to her huge 40D oppai all coconut shells look small no matter how big they are ) as she has already shown that she does a terrific Power Girl cosplay and she has no problem filling out the obligatory magical cleavage window.
As for Erika Eleniak, she appeared in a few movies like BEVERLY HILL BILLIES, CHASERS ( where she had some pretty hot scenes ) , THE OPPONENT , STRIKE FORCE a.k.a. THE LIBRARIANS and BORDELLO OF BLOOD ( which got censored beyond recognition in Germany ) but she never achieved the level of success Pamela Anderson did. Not even Traci Bingham achieved that and she´s built like a porn star for crying out loud.
Then there is the tv movie Ed McBain´s 87th Precinct : Heatwave with Erika Eleniak as Detective Eileen Burke. I think I might have mentioned it before but with my unreliable memory I wanted to include it in this post if I didn´t. I think the series is a remake of an old black and white cop show.
Anyway, during a heatwave the police are trying to catch a serial rapist who is working his way through the female populace and because Erika Eleniak is a walking wet sex dream her two - male - partners decide in true chauvinist fashion to use her as bait since she doesn´t let them bang her.
The good news is that the trap is successful at catching the criminal´s attention because who could resist Erika Eleniak´s banging hardbody ? Sex offender or not. The bad news is that while Eileen´s partner are led on a wild goose chase through the city the perverted perp pounds her into submission - not with his fists but his pulsating penis, penetrating the prolific playmate in a plethora of pornographic positions at his pleasure.
Naturally her partners are back when everything is over and because she is ashamed that she let a criminal get the drop on her like a rookie despite her police training and she let herself get raped she acts as if nothing happened ( plus if she admits what he did to her she would be taken off the case and could not get her revenge ) what only makes matters worse.
I seem to recall that there were some nude scenes with Erika Eleniak - especially in the part where she is used like a blow up sex doll - but it has been a long time since I saw it and I couldn´t find it on the internet.
And for more on such baywatchable babes like Erika Eleniak ( who is of course most famous for her incredibly steamy striptease in UNDER SIEGE ), Krista Allen ( best remembered for getting her freak on as french blow up sex doll EMANUELLE in 8 made for tv movies ) or natural born go go dancer Carmen Elektra check out my latest BAYWATCH SPIN - OFF POSTS.
Now there are some readers who have commented that I always write about the same cult sirens or actors and while I do use a lot of the old " copy / paste " in my posts - otherwise it would take even longer to finish these post - but it´s been over a week since I moved back to Spain and in that time I have seen at last four movies with Steven Seagal on spanish tv.
Since I already included the link to my BLACK AND WHITE WATCHMEN post I wanted to acknowledge the contribution of artist Dave Gibbons who - funnily enough - celebrates his 72nd birthday Today. This video is about the way they tried to include the story addendums and side stories like The Black Freighter into the movie adaption. Which - to my knowledge - only is part of the extended edition. Also, the people who don´t know this material are those who have not read the original source material.
Which are also the people who keep referring to WATCHMEN as a graphic novel instead of what it really was - a limited 12 issue maxi series. Probably because they don´t want to admit that they enjoyed a simple comicbook.
Longtime followers know that Emma Frost didn´t even make it into the top 5 of my mutant massitas way back when I was still doing my popular COMICBABE BATTLE series. But I would definitely include her in my X - Men movie because then I could cast ASMR Amy as the White Queen who is just predestined for the role. Not only because of her giant - sized 32F melons but also because sometimes I could swear that she can read my mind. Althought that´s not difficult with the kind of videos she makes.
Since I already mentioned the extreme drop in the quality of life due to my exodus to Spain here is a video about one of the sacrifices I had to make. To make matters worse I had both volumes and they are now out of print. IDW is publishing new Artisan Editions that cost only a fraction of the original books. But they are in the softcover and only half the size.
Which makes them obsolete in my mind. The whole point of an Artist´s Edition is to have the inked pages in their original size to study. So buying them at only half the original size is a total waste of money in my opinion.
In these trying times we need something to lift our spirits and I´ve always found Wilson Phillips anthem Hold On to be especially inspiring.As a big Power Girl fan I always had a thing for Chynna Phillips who blessed me with many wet dreams thanks to her mind blowing 33C - 25 - 35 measurements.
This song came out at just the right time because Chynna was 22 with a booming bikini body that was made for adult movies while I was 23 and at the prime of my sexual capacity. Ah, the things I would have done to her.
We are continuing the Marvel Comics theme with another character John Romita Jr worked on. Most people are not very keen on the first Spider - Man tv show so it is refreshing to find somebody who points out some positive aspects. What Today´s oversaturated with super hero movies audience likes to forget is that when this was first aired we didn´t have a lot of super hero adaptions - be it on the big screen or the small screen.
So just having any kind of live action tv show with Spider - Man was more than we dreamed of. And yes, the costume and the special effects were not that great. But - as it is explained in the video - there were reasons why the costume was altered. And as for the special effects most of the other shows on the boob didn´t have better special effects either.
From one of the earliest adaptions of Spider - Man we come to one of the best. And I´m saying " one of the best " because they left out two of the best spider characters, Miguel O´Hara a.k.a. Spider - Man 2099 and May " Mayday " Parker a.k.a. the best Spider - Girl ever ( since there have been multiple Spider - Girls over the decades ) just to cater to little girls by bringing in a manga girl and her spider robot ( no idea where she came from ) and also to newer comicbook readers by including Spider - Gwen.
Really, I don´t understand the purpose of this character or why she is a fan favorite. About which I am not 100 percent sure but that´s what I get from the pictures I found. She seems to be just an oversexed idealized manifestation on fanboy fan fiction. Not that there´s something wrong with that. I read comics in the 90s so I know how that boosts a book.
But I tried to find any other reason, a shred of personality that might explain her rise to popularity but from what I read so far it´s just your usual, uninspired SJW " you have to like me because I´m a girl and if you don´t you are a Nazi " crap that is so prevalent in Today´s Marvel Comics.
Even when she was still alive Gwen Stacy was not such an interesting character and her best moments were when she dide and when she came back as a clone. So to make her into a heroine with spider powers that makes zero sense. Especially since there have already been so many female versions of Spider - Man not counting other super heroines with spider powers like Spider - Woman Jessica Drew or Spider - Woman Julia Carpenter on whom the black costume from SECRET WARS was based on.
I can´t help myself but for me it looks a lot like Disney trying to cash in on the popularity of a character who only got such a high rating because of the good girl way she has been drawn - which is kind of hypocritical since Frank Cho got roasted alive on the internet for doing the exact same thing - and the lack of knowledge of the uneducated masses who only know the Marvel movies and don´t know that there have been many other Spider - Girls, all of them better and more interesting characters as Spider - Gwen.
I have finally gotten around to watch episodes 1 to 5 of Falcon and the Winter Soldier - only because Ron Frenz wrote on his facebook page that they are doing the Johnny Walker / Jack Daniels / Jim Beam / new Captain America / USAgent storyline in that series - and I will give my thoughts about that when I have seen the last episode. For Today I just want to include the Captain America movie with Matt Salinger as Captain America.
Time for another video with the rack - tastic Angie Griffin, one of the few female cosplayers on the planet who can give walking blow up sex doll Yaya Han and her huge hasian sexsation 40D porn implants a run for their money with her giant - sized ( and 100 percent all natural ! ) 41E double airbags.
Daimn, no disrespect to Scarlett Johansson but Angie is my choice for Black Widow and I bet her huge melons would turn Bucky into Fucky.
If the Black Widow had a body like that in the comicbooks it´s no wonder that Captain America insisted on interrogating her himself after she defected to the West to find out if she was still spying for the russians.
In an undisclosed motel. For a few months. Daimn, maybe it´s just me but Natasha Romanoff lost a lot of sex appeal when she stopped being a russian spy who used her special KGB sex techniques to get intel from hapless american studs with huge horsecocks. It´s the same with figure skater Katarina Witt ( and what a figure : 36C - 24 - 36 ). Ever since the fall of the Berlin Wall and the reunification of Germany she lost a lot of her sex appeal. On the other side she has done a few PLAYBOY shootings since then which we would not have gotten if she was still in East Germany.
It´s been a while since I started this so I don´t remember what this video is about but I think the preview picture tells you all you need to know.
Today´s top 5 video is about german inventions that changed the world.
We are staying in Germany with a video that I have been looking for for a long time. Well, not this one specifically but any episode of Petrocelli. It´s one of the big shows from my misspent youth but so far I never found an episode. Now somebody has uploaded a few episodes so I wanted to put it on the blog as quickly as possible. This is the pilot movie after which the ongoing series was started and it has Stefanie Powers as a guest star.
She is best known as Jennifer Hart from the cult series Hart To Heart or like it was known in Germany Hart aber herzlich. Stefanie Powers was one of the big sexbombs from my youth based on her role in that hit show.
With her hourglass figure and 36C - 23 - 36 measurements she was one of the MILFS I first had the hots for before the term MILF was introduced.
She wore a lot of lingerie and negligees in the series and while I has never heard the phrase " Hello, sailor. " I had a vague idea what she was up to.
Closing up things we have the first episode of Return To The Planet Of The Apes which was basically what people Today call a motion comic.
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