Let´s take a big bite of the fruit pie of life

It´s been over a year since my last Hostess Fruit Pie ads so I thought it´s about time for a new installment. We already covered the ads from Marvel Comics , DC Comics and Harvey Comics so in this post I have mostly ads from other comicbook companies and also some newer fake / homage ads.

I have also included some ads from Marvel Comics and DC Comics but don´t worry, I still have enough material for a few Marvel Comics and DC Comics Hostess Pie ad posts. Plus I haven´t even begun with the ads from Archie Comics and there are still a lot of Harvey Comics Hostess Pie ads to do.

Since I have more space in this bonus section I want to include a birthday I missed as one of my favorite Divas, wrestling MILF Debra Marshall formerly known as Debra McMichaels turned 61 on the 2nd of March.

It´s no surprise that the Texas raised sexbomb with the huge hooters was a cheerleader as well as her school´s homecoming queen since we know the real purpose of the cheerleaders is to endure the adrenaline charged sexual assault of the jocks at the post game victory parties / sex orgies .

Which made it always a bit strange for me to watch Kim Possible. Boy, will she be surprised when she hits puberty - or when puberty hits her chest - and finds out what her real role in the team is. I bet " head cheerleader " Bonnie Rockwaller can give her some tips how to spread her legs like a pro.

Speaking of Debra´s tenure as a cheerleader, it should be no surprise that she quickly became the most popular girl and she earned her nickname " Tight End Touchdown " when the guys got her completely plastered at the post game party and tied the drunk bra buster to the bedposts of the " taming bed " in the soundproof room where they dicktamed all the co eds and big breasted teachers who resisted their advances into submission.

And not only did the entire football team take turns at banging Debra´s brain out, she was also used like a blow up sex doll by the visiting team.

The guest had dreamed of f - wording Debra for years so when they got their chance they went completely crazy, especially six black dudes who double teamed Debra and stretched out all her holes with their cocks.

Debra always catered to the sexual fantasy of doing it in the office with the horny big titted CEO with the porn star body or your nymphomanic boss with the perplexing puppies you could never drill or better, the slutty secretary with the giant melons you wish your wife would let you have.

It´s no wonder Mick Foley made Debra his Lt. Commissioner, that way he had a good excuse to have her famous puppies around and he could always keep Debra in his office after the show for some deepthroat dicktation.

Speaking of being the living embodiment of a sexual phantasie, busty boardroom bimbo Debra is right down my alley and with her giant boobs, crazy body measurements, an ass that won´t quit and her mile long but muscular legs which she can spread better than a fillipino prostitute she seems to be taylor made for me. Plus with her business suit jacket that barely covers her massive melons and the long fishnets the only complaint I have is that Debra never wore pigtails. You guys know what I´m talking about and there is a reason why the are also called " sex handlebars ".

 

 

There´s nothing like a long and robust pair of pigtails to pick up the pace when a young, barely legal teen with already giant breasts is giving you lip service and it easily turns a lazy fellatrice into a deepthroat enthusiast.

 

 

Another sex position where pigtails come in " handy " is one that has become increasingly popular with women over the last few years and it can really take up your " reverse cowgirl " experience up a notch. One tip : if you want to have a really unforgettable night you may try the old "aids rodeo ". Which consists of waiting until your sex partner is on the cusp of an orgasm to tell her that you are HIV positive and then hold on to dear life and see how long you can stay in the saddle with this bucking bronco.

 

 

But be warned : while it may be the best sex you ever had it is a possible relationship killer so you might want to make sure you only do it on one night stands or the right sex partner, like the big breasted, tight assed, longlegged deepthroat nympho from work who always gives you blue balls.

 

 

You know, that bitchy boss with legs up to her chin and boobs bigger than porn stars who always wears plunging cleavages so that her giant melons are popping out and who always accidentally is topless when she calls you into her office. The one who presses her body against you until you have an erection that is hard enough to cut a diamond but when you try to do something about it she threatens to sue your ass for sexual harassment.

 

 

And since SJWs rule the world there is nothing you can do about it. So if you manage to get that slut drunk enough - and especially if she is your boss and you plan to quit the next day anyway - go for it and dicktame the bitch for all she´s worth. Coming back to Debra Marshal, of course the best sexual position where you can reap the benefit of pigtails is doggy - style where you would use them like the bridle when you are breaking in a wild filly. With her ASSential ASSets Debra Marshal is a born natural for getting it from behind and you can plunge deeply into her honey pot with long strokes giving her the whole shaft. But I´m not the only one who thinks being the perfect blow up sex doll for doggy - style was burned into her DNA as she confirmed in an interview that she has problems recalling the faces of past boyfriends because she is always looking the other way.

 

 

Anyway, in the ring Debra always used her spectacular boobs which could easily triple the circulation figures of any gentleman´s magazine ( in fact, Debra claims that PLAYBOY made her a substantial offer but she turned it down which I can totally believe ) to distract the opponent or the referee.

Whatever was more successful that´s what Debra was going for and she had no problems getting her double airbags out to get the upper hand over the opponent, much to the delight of male wrestling fans worldwide.

Another factor in Debra Marshall´s huge popularity with the guys - besides her willingness to pop out her giant gazongas at any time and any place - were her ridiculously skimpy outfits which not only had less fabric then lingerie ( think Las Vegas showgirl costume / itsy bitsy teenie weenie bikini with jacket ) they also came in every color of the 36DD rainbow.

For sex doll Tylene Buck NWO stood for NONSTOP WYLDE ORGASMS

The line between manager, valet and sex slave has always been blurry in wrestling and it is a well known fact that Arne Anderson used Tylene Buck as his personal blow up sex doll because he claimed he could help her with her career and other members of the NWO - no pun intended - like Scott Hall frequently used all the valets for shall we say recreational purposes.

Later on the degenerates from Misfits In Action subjected Tylene to all night sex position warfare and she really served under canadian Lance Storm who together with the other members of Team Canada tag teamed relentlessly pumping the busty blonde until she became a willing member.

It is also common knowledge that Billy Kidman drilled Torrie whenever he could while the rest of the Filthy Animals really lived up to the name by taking turns banging Torrie Wilson´s pornstar body into submission when they were on tour. Which was on three hundred ( that´s right, 300 !!! ) days of the year. Rumor has it Konan was especially eager at taming Torrie.

That´s what would make the Covid 19 lockdown bearable, being confined with an ultimate dick milking machine like Tylene Buck in a quarantine room with only one bed so you have to share it. If I wasn´t rooming with my Mom I would be in the perfect situation to train Tylene to be my sex slave. The location is so obsolete that nobody would hear her scream her brains out when I pound her without mercy until we break down the bed.

Sexbomb Tylene was one of the main candidates from the SEARCH FOR POWER GIRL series on my old boob blog because of her big 34Es and what is kind of funny is that the name she used for doing adult movies, Brandi Wylde sounds less like a pornstar name than Major Gunns or Tylene Buck.

As Major Gunns ( originally they wanted to call Tylene´s character Torpedo Girl for obvious reasons ) she made all wrestling fans happy giving mouth to mouth or ripping her shirt off with her signature " bombs away " move.

Thankfully she never was in one of those supposedly swimsuits videos by the puritan stiffs of the WWE which are not really swimsuit videos and more making ofs as we only get to see the behind the scenes of the various photoshoots instead of what the photographer sees. I mean the models are posing for a guy who is directly in front of them so how difficult can it be to just put a film camera next to him and let it roll ?

Apparently too difficult for the WWE who films them from any side butt.

The only good video with the wrestling sexbombs is Divas Undressed because most of it is a lingerie contest and they could not do their usual shinanegans because of the live audience. Anyway, as I said Tylene Buck was never in one of those but don´t despair because she appeared in something much better. As most people know she did very explicit bikini videos and eventually porn but for me her breast ... I mean best moments were in the IRONMAN swimsuit videos ( she´s on volumes 3 , 4 and 5 ) when she modeled supertiny microbikinis or released her big 34E airbags.

And you can read more about the other NWO girls who also got bucknaked in the IRONMAN Swimsuit Spectacular videos like April Hunter in the second part of last year´s tribute to wrestling Sexbomber Tylene Buck .

Western comics are one genre I don´t get to write about that often so I´m taking every opportunity to include some of the many videos about western in my posts. We start with another great video from spanish comicofile El Tebeonauta counting down the top ten western comics.

It´s been a while since I posted something from the Danish National Symphonic Orchestra but I think their rendition of the theme from Sergio Leone´s spaghetti western A Fistful Of Dollars fit this post perfectly.

Speaking of which, sometimes you find things you were not even looking for like Vanessa Bravo´s cowgirl floorshow. It´s seldom to find videos of dancers of such high calibre on YouTube and even more ones that are not age restricted. Be sure to check out her YouTube channel if you like this.

One of the things I like to do is highlight gems that are unjustly forgotten by pop culture. One of my favorite movies is Running Scared with Billy Cristal and Gregory Hines by Peter Hyams. The german title was Diese Zwei sind nicht zu Fassen (  These Two Can´t Be Caught ) and I remember that I liked it so much that I went to see it twice. For some reason it was never a big hit so you should not have to pay too much for this movie. Today´s wannabe cop buddy action comedies could take a page out of their book to see how it´s done. Man, I didn´t know Gregory Hines died in 2003.

Before Michael Bay wrecked the franchise there was actually a good Transformers movie. Okay, it was animated but it was a co - production with Marvel Comics with Leonard Nimoy and Orson Welles as voice actors.

It´s also been a while since I included afro american aphrodite Jair into a post who turns every Teens React video into a Tits React video with her big coconuts and a whole lotta shaking going on. The newer readers of the blog who have never experienced Jair´s jairerection provoking bouncing action might want to click here for my future wife Jair´s breast video .

Likewise Jayka´s best video of all times ( at least until now, I hope she can still top it ) is the dance video where she almost pops out of her skimpy top and constantly has to adjust her bouncing milkshakes . Daimn, it´s no wonder those tight fillipino nymphos took over the entire porn industry.

Man, it´s about time that they have Jair do a wet t - shirt car wash or at least a micro bikini / string tanga striptease / lapdance preferably with another react sexbomb like Becca, Jayka, Rae, Kennedy or Jeannie Mai.

As black girls Jair and Kennedy are predestined for working the pole and since Jayka is of fillipino descent she would be a natural at this. And I bet she also can spread her legs better than latina Jennifer Lopez in Hustlers.

They could make it a punishment for losing one of these challenges and regular readers may remember that I called " Foul ! " on the constant dog food eating punishment. I mean really, react audience ? There are so many hot react babes at your disposal and the best you can come up with is " They should eat a can of dog food. " There are many better uses for those absolutely stunning girls that immediately come to mind and on spanish game show for example it has become a staple that female contestants are drenched in water or wear a wet t - shirt, which could be adapted here.

Jair would be perfect for this and it´s too bad that The Bikini Open and other bikini / wet t - shirt shows like the California Girl Bikini Contest or Blue Ribbon Babes are not still around because she would be killing it.

As somebody whose menu list has extremely severely suffered from his relocation to Spain this is especially hard to watch and the only two things that soften the blow somewhat are Jair´s bonerinducing giant - sized XXL chocolate shakes. By the way, this is what I´m talking about. I mean, really, who gets off on watching Jair eat disgusting stuff and who would prefer it if her punishment was to don a wet t - shirt and wash a car ?

What wouldd be even better ( and therefore would never happen so I´m still rooting for the car wash idea ) is to either put a stipulation that Jair has to wear a t - shirt ( preferably a really tiny one with a lot of holes ) and for every food she tried she gets doused with a bucket of water.

Or - what I would prefer - she has to wear a wet t - shirt and a tiny g - string that doesn´t cover anything so her private parts would be fully exposed - and work the stripper pole for five minutes for every food.

Which would mean that in this video she would have to do a 20 minute dance on the stripper pole. Now that would be a fitting punishment for such a nubian sex goddess like Jair. That´s what I call entertainment. 

Staying on the subject, as it couldn´t be any other way I finally get to post 7 German Foods That Put American Food To Shame when I can no longer enjoy them. I guess it´s true, there are some things you only miss when you can´t have them anymore. There are places in Spain where you can find german food but I do not know if it tastes as good as in Germany.

I know that we already have a bikini video with wrestling blow up sex doll Tylene Buck but since it is a very short one I want to add another. Just as inspiration for the producers of the React channel. Maybe they will finally listen to their viewers requests and if they don´t want to make a wet t - shirt video with the react sexbombs they will at least consider a water war video. Come on, Jair, Becca and fillipino 34C - 26 - 35 ex cheerleader / hooker in training Jayka ( does anybody know the measurements of Jair and Becca ? ) are made for this. In any case, here is the 2015 Got Rack Bikini Contest 2015 and all the girls meet the necessary requirements for this competition especially hasian blow up sex doll Sarah Wing Young ( I hope I got her name right ) from Toronto, Canada in the red bikini. I think they said she´s a therapist and I could use some sexual healing right now.

Another Artist´s Edition video. Since they cost an arm and a leg I know that this is the only way for some to get an eyeful of the interior. That said I had four of them and I am glad that I kept two because - as I guessed - it´s almost impossible to get them in Spain. I found one on amazon Spain but for some reason I could not use any of the payment options. So I ordered one from Germany which cost 20 Euros less - but then I had to pay 20 Euros for the shipping so the price was the same.

And also like I expected it took the post office three attempts to make the delivery because we are in such a secluded location. Whenever they say in movies " At an undisclosed location " and they really mean in a remote area .... these places are still less secluded than where we are. So getting new comics will be an adventure because even if I find an online comic shop in Spain it still has to be delivered. The only other option is to get to a comic shop in person - if we are not in lockdown - but that will also be a huge undertaking. I guess we are all living in interesting times.

Among all the DVDs I had to sell or give away were also my two DVDs of Hip Hop Honeys and the one I will miss most is Blazin´ Asians which includes a plethora of oriental oral oppai queens. But the best of the bunch was dj / graffiti artist / swimwear / lingerie model DJ Lady Tribe who hosted the show so on top of the huge erection because of the overabundance of hasian milking machines you got this hot dickdrainer between the video clips who made you hard enough to cut a diamond.

Born in Hong Kong as Nikki Shamdasani and raised in Los Angeles, CA she got arrested numerous times during her rebellious teen years for her graffiti art and because of her bonerinducing 34D - 22 - 34 measurements the arresting officers took a few hours to give the teenage sexbomb of hispanic, indian and japanese descend a thorough full cavity search.

Nikki has been in music videos, movies and tv shows, has her own DJ Lady Tribe Doll ( which sadly is not a blow up sex doll ), a collectible freight train features her very own graffiti artwork and a character in the PS2 game Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas is based on her sexy likeness.

Recently I found a lot of crime / spy movies on YouTube - naturally while looking for something completely different - and The Quiller Memorandum with George Segal, Alex Guiness, Max Von Sydow and german 37C - 25 - 37 Busenwunder Senta Berger is the only film which I have actually seen.

Although I don´t remember much. So there´s a reason for me to watch it.

With All Creatures Great And Small or like it was called in Germany Der Doktor und das liebe Vieh ( The Doctor And The Dear Creatures ) on the other hand I remember quite a few episodes. It was a pretty big tv show when I was young and I even went and read the first book. Which I can only recommend to everybody who likes the series. I included an episode of the show in a previous post because the character of Tristan Farnon is played by none other than Peter Davison, best known as the fifth Doctor.

We are closing things out with a cartoon that ties in to veterinarians and the creatures they tend to but also the western theme : Wild West C.O.W. - Boys of Moo Mesa. And what I want to know is who has heard of this ?

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