The first one is Monica Farro whose anniversary was on February the 28th and the main reason why I put her in this post is that her stuff is slightly NSFW and I am more comfortable with that kind of material if it´s in a separate post. The other one is russian Busenwunder Anna Semenovich whose birthday is Today and in her case it´s not because her material is way too explicit but because I want to include more pictures with her.
I really had a hard time ( figuratively and quite literal ) narrowing it down to just a handful of pictures and this way I don´t have to. I will keep part of her stuff on the main post. But Anna Semenovich really deserves her own cult siren post. In any way let´s start with our first suicide blonde.
We are staying with blonde sexbombs who would be great in a Power Girl movie with Monica Farro, a former Miss Uruguay and star contestant on argentinian dance show Bailando Por Un Sueno who celebrated her 43rd birthday. I have already posted a few clips from that show so I don´t have to explain it ( basically it´s the porn version of Dancing with the stars as the female contestants have all done porn or at least appeared in adult movies and instead of normal dances they do super steamy stripteases ) which is the reason why I thought I already wrote something about her.
She is a total knockout with the prototype heart shaped butt, she has been numerous times in PLAYBOY, MAXIM and other men´s magazines and she gives the best interviews. I don´t know if you can believe everything she says though as she confesses to be a total sex freak,having sex up to six times on one day and possessing three g - spots. In Monica´s words :
I love doing it in the shower, it makes me hot. Whenever I feel horny I say : " Let´s hit the shower ! " My favorite position is with my boobs pressed firmly against the wall while being taken hard from behind. I like kissing with water pouring down between my lips....both sets of them.
I love to inspect the guys package to see if they meet minimum criteria and if I can swallow the whole shaft. The size is muy importante and who says otherwise is a liar, I need at least 19 centimeters to start feeling it.
Also important is the attitude, I need the type of man who can dominate me, who pulls my hair back and slaps my ass, who rips my tanga to shreds, pushes me against the wall and penetrates me hard until my ass is all red because I get off on rough sex. But you don´t have to worry if you are not up to size because in my videos I had sex with up to ten guys at once and the more the merrier. I just love being watched when I have sex.
I like it a bit rough but not on my nipples. Suck them, lick them but if you bite them I will make your big boner suffer - with my throat. I can make grown men cry by completely swallowing their throbbing manhood until they are rockhard and then taking my time polishing it until I let them release their load. So far I have broken in even the biggest schlongs.
In bed I can give you a brilliant class about everything. I´m the born sex instructor and I love playing the role of horny teacher. Whenever I get the chance to give some boy, who has just reached the peak of his staying power and can come dozens of time, some deepthroat sex ed I switch to " total nympho mode " going for a weekend sperm extraction marathon.
Which ruins him for all girls. I know that sounds hard ( pun intended ) but so far there have been nocomplaints from any of the guys I dicktamed.
As for videos, all the clips with her erotic strip dances from Bailando Para Un Sueno are of very low quality as are most of the others. And even if some of them were available on YouTube - like her threesome or foursome sex scenes from Sexo Seguro - I could not post them in clear conscience.
Coming back to magical cleavage windows, Power Girl Anna Semenovich turns 39 who also could easily fill out that role or star in any Russ Meyer movie with her bonerinducing 43E ( !!! ) bust. I don´t know what it is with former female athletes that makes them boob out that much after ending their career ( you may remember hungarian gymnasts Csisztu Zsuzsa and Stefany Hohnjec who turned into mega endowed brabusters ) but I guess that when they stop with the doping it gives the female hormones that have been suppressed so long a chance to come back with a vengeance and turn them into the ultimate Sexbomben. Now in the case of former figure skater Anna Semenovich I don´t want to say she was born for porn ( which totally could be the title of a reality tv casting show for porn stars in spe ) but nomen est omen and she has the word " semen " in her name.
If Oana Andoni´s XXL boobs are melons Anna Semenovich´s giant - sized double airbags are easily the size of medicine balls. Really big ones. With her breathtaking measurements of 43E - 24 - 36 it didn´t surprise anyone that she went into showbiz after her very successful career as a figure skater during which she won several national and international medals.
She didn´t follow up with the usual model career but with a body that is predestined to induce huge erections it would have been crazy not to cash in on that and Anna has done shootings for the russian editions of FHM, Maxim and PLAYBOY much to the delight of her horny country men.
Anna also had musical aspirations and after being a part of the russian girl groups Charlie´s Angels and Blestyashchie ( The Brilliants ) she decided to
go solo. She definitely has the star potential. Today´s music video is Leto and I have also included two Making Ofs. I was a bit undecided if I should include both but the alternative would have been to post the music video Today, then one of the other the next time I get to mention her ( which probably would have been next year ) and the last Making Of in two years.
And I didn´t want to go : " Hey, remember the music video with Anna Semenovich that I posted two years ago and the Making Of of that video that I posted last year ? " And don´t worry, there are still plenty of other Anna Semenovich videos to post if I DO find a reason to mention Anna.
One last thing I have to write about with Anna Semenovich is her acting career and as a former figure skater and with her übercurvaceous porn star body she has become a fixture of russian entertainment be it appearing on a tv show ( which´s name eludes me ) where she struts her stuff in the sauna even though she sadly is wearing a bikini ( probably to prevent the show from becoming not apt for children as well as to keep the guy who is in the sauna with her from putting her body to the test ) but thankfully squeezes her huge milkshakes into a tight cleavage afterwards, doing a testosterone booster commercial ( which is a no brainer since Anna was built for this ) or most notably starring in the russian movies Gitler Kaput from 2008 ( three guesses which historic figure this Gitler is supposed to be ) and The Taming Of The Shrew from 2009. Surprisingly enough I found Gitler Kaput ! on YouTube so I want to include the video as long as it lasts.
By the way, does anybody know the name of the big breasted brunette actress who plays the nymphomanic tv news caster - around 26 minutes into the movie - whose massive melons almost fall out of her cleavage ? With such huge all natural hooters she must be a professional porn star.
Even though this is a riskier cult siren post I don´t want to deprive the brave readers who weathered through it nonetheless of my usual eclectic mix of weird pop culture goodness. Now with this post I would have liked to include one with Power Girl but it seems there is already been said all that is to say about her. And since it doesn´t look like she will return to the DC universe anytime soon I picked the video about the most explicit comic books ever. If you want to know where Garth Ennis gets his ideas for The Boys you definitely have to check out Rick Veitch´s Brat Pack.
With this post I initially wanted to include a video with AZ Power Girl but then I remembered this one with french adult model Bianca Beauchamp. I was saving this for Christmas but then chickened out at the last minute.
With her ginourmous 32G ( !!! ) giant - sized gazongas Bianca Beauchamp would have no problem filling out the power cleavage and she is the only cosplayer who has managed to make Harley Quinn sexy for me. I never was interested in her aside from the animated series because everybody gets her wrong but when I saw living blow up sex doll Bianca squeezing her overdeveloped boobs in a Harley Quinn costume I was like : " Forget Catwoman. If I was Batman I would do Harley if she looked like this ! "
Man, this bitch is all kinds of crazy. You just know that she f - worded up the Joker. She dicktamed him to be her sextoy and used him as her dildo.
Seriously, if you haven´t seen it you absolutely need to check it out.
Speaking of which Today´s animated featured film is Heavy Metal and if you like animated movies where every frame is still hand drawn, heavy metal music, sci fi space adventure and are not averse to lots of naked babes with impossible, perfectly shaped breasts this is the movie for you.
The only downside I would say this has is that the Den part looks nothing like Richard Corben´s great art ( which you can check out in these posts ).
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