Yes, I guess Carlos Pacheco did not even cross your mind when I started JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA MONTH and I would have thought the same but as usual Today I was looking for some good pages of Vixen from the Brad Meltzer / Ed Benes run of the title for another post and I came across issue 21 pencilled by Carlos Pacheco and inked by Jesus Merino.
And since it will take me a while to sift through all the Ed Benes pages to find the 23 most deserving ones I wanted to take the opportunity to put the issue on the blog and at the same time do another Justice League of America spotlight. So far we have been to the post CRISIS ON INFINITE EARTHS era, the Bronze Age with Dick Dillin and a slight detour for Ernie Chan's Batman ( and there will indeed be a somewhat Justice League Of America - centric post coming up even if I have to include his covers for series like THE FLASH, SUPER FRIENDS or THE SECRET SOCIETY OF SUPER VILLAINS ) and now we are going to a more modern league era with this.
Now around the time that this issue came out it was not that unusual for Carlos Pacheco to do interior work but he was not the regular artist on this title. He did some issues of GREEN LANTERN and provided pages for Grant Morrison's FINAL CRISIS when push came to shove but usually he came onto a title - like SUPERMAN for example - and stuck with it for a while. That being said, the superb art of somebody like Carlos Pacheco very often came with a price which was mostly time so if he wasn't on some shorter story - like his excellent Absolute Power storyline in the SUPERMAN / BATMAN series by Jeph Loeb - they had to use fill in artists.
Which resulted in having more than one artist in such collections like the excellent SUPERMAN - CAMELOT FALLS which has gotten a deluxe edition since it's initial release but that should not deter you from reading it.
In any way, what I am trying to say is that although Carlos Pacheco never did a lengthy run on JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA this issue gave you a tiny glimpse of how glorious that would have been. This issue also is special to me because it is one of the few issues that survived from my old comicbook collection - at least I think it did - and as longtime blog followers may remember I also got an original sketch from this very issue. Not an original page but the layout sketch for the page featuring the big trinity during the only time when I managed to get a sketch from Carlos Pacheco back when I was still going to comicbook conventions.
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Now you have to take this list with a grain of salt because at the end of the day everybody has his own favourite Star Trek babes so every list is highly subjective. For me Nichelle Nichols, Julie Newmar, Yvonne Craig and Nana Visitor would've definitely been somewhere on the top spots.
Somebody who absolutely would have been in my top five - if not top three - of ultimate intergalactic Star Trek sex machines is blonde 40D - 27 - 35 bikini body Denise Crosby best known as needy Security Chief Tasha Yar Glaaah on Star Trek : The Next Generation whose completely uninhibited unleashed sex drive turned Data into a horny pleasurebot.
Which some people have a problem with but to be realistic her character was always very sexually charged on the show and in the first draft they even wanted Tasha to be a closet nymphomaniac due to being sexually assaulted on her home planet by rape gangs on a daily basis once her teenage body busted out and they wanted her to develop an unhealthy sexual desire to dicktame underage nerd Wesley Crusher. They changed the sexbot for the teenager - which was probably going over better with the board of tv censorship - but they brought the rape thing up whenever they could almost as if Tasha Yar didn't have any other personality traits.
There also was ship´s counselor Deanna Troy who was the consolation officer in the first version, an orgasmic tantra priestess from the planet Betasex skilled in all techniques to be used by the crew as stress relief.
Between missions the male crew members would take turns drilling her relentlessly in every orifice of her body and as a certified interstellar blow up sex doll diplomatic dignitaries from other planets - who always had extremely big schlongs - would practice sex techniques from earth with her so they could perform satisfactory during the deepthroat orgies.
Because of their telepathic abilities the women from Betasex were ideal prostitutes and they also had a very high pain threshold and were very resilient so their clients could go for it. Which happened very often when they were working at some mining outpost frequented by sexstarved aliens with dozens of huge reproductive organs or big slimy tentacles.
Her role was changed to pass american censors but they still put buxom 38D - 22 - 36 wet sex dream Marina Sirtis in a snug uniform with a very generous cleavage so that some of her breast parts were scenes in which she was leaning forward for the male viewers or just breathing heavily.
What is strange is the fact that for someone who is just supposed to give people advice she wore an incredibly sexed up outfit that would totally defeat the purpose of counselling. Because all male crew members - with a big emphasis on the " member " part - would be thinking about ripping her uniform off and banging her brains out and knowing it would be really uncomfortable. I guess the reason why they only made her kind of telephatic was that if she knew what the male crew members were thinking she couldn´t walk ten feet in the Enterprise and would never visit the bar. Speaking about the bar, if her role was to give people sage advice why did Guinan do basically the same ? So while still unverified the idea of Deanna Troi not only as the ship´s cleavage but also the ship´s adult entertainment system does have its merit. On the other side we know that the holo deck was used for the same thing. It´s so confusing.
Plus in a strange case of life imitating art Marina adopted an attitude that was much more in line with the original characterisation of bra - busting betazoid blow up sex doll Deanna Troy as a deepthroat addicted men milking machine with the sex drive of a nymphomanic vulcan during Pon Farr by using many well hung male guest stars like breeding stallions during insemination moth in uninhibited oral sex marathons where she made them squirt like a fire hose until they could not get it up anymore.
This naturally caused some friction with the male regular cast members who were not included in these midnight olympics especially in the episodes were Marina Sirtis decided to wear very revealing clothing.
What I could verify is that in the original draft Deanna Troy was supposed to have three breasts, Tasha Yar had an unhealthy sexual crush on Wesley Crusher and Captain Picard couldn´t help but noticing the ship´s Doctor Beverly Crusher´s natural walk resembles that of a striptease queen.
Who is constantly duking it out with vulcan sex massage addict T'Pol played by 38D - 22 - 35 pop culture cutie Jolene Blalock ( who really knows how to put the " fuck " in " science fucktion " but more about her in part two ) as hottest sexbomb in the Star Trek universe is inflatable DD Borg playmate with the big melons and a skintight bodysuit to match sexborg Sex With Nine superbly portrayed by DD Busenwunder Jeri Ryan.
Jeri´s juicy breasts were so incredibly huge - her mouthwatering measurements are 40E (!) - 22 - 36 - that they made her skintight suit darker and darker so you couldn´t see them as good but to no avail.
Seven of Nine is THE ultimate cyborg sex machine every sci fi fanboy wants to have multiple borg - gasms with since the blond sex freak is a literal sex machine who is not only built like a pornstar with Jeri Ryan's PLAYBOY Playmate Of The Year hardbody, as a cyborg she has lots of stamina and endurance and she also can take a lot of sexual punishment so you don't have to be gentle with her and can really ram it home with her. You will definitely get a lot of mileage out of this cyber sex amazon.
Somebody who immediately realized Busenwunder Jeri Ryan's pornstar potential was Star Trek : Voyager producer / showrunner Brannon Braga who had several casting couch auditions with the bigbreasted real life blow up sex doll behind closed doors until she agreed to be his sex slave.
For which she had to wear several iconic slave girl outfits from previous Star Trek shows. He completely slam - fucked her brains out six ways to Sunday dicktaming her in the worst way while relentlessly pounding her most vulnerable spot until he had moulded it to fit his cock like a glove.
Once Jeri was his submissive sex toy Brannon had the wet sex dream assume all the positions of the Kama Sutra - forwards and backwards - in steamy all night ejaculation sensation squirting sessions throughout her entire tenure on the show and completely wore his schlong out on her.
Under an agreement with the Vulcan High Command and Earths Starfleet T´Pol was placed aboard the NX - 01 Enterprise as Science and Executive Officer, serving under Captain Jonathan Archer. However the hot alien would eventually be brainwashed into " serving under " Commander Charles ' Dubya ' Tucker the Third, while under the effects of Trellium D.
A Trellium - drugged out, semi emotional vulcan love slave with great curves and a killer rack - what's not to like about that ? Her exotic sex appeal transformed Commander Tucker into Commander Fucker who had mul - t´pol orgasms thanks to the ancient forbidden vulcan sexmassages.
I know that T´Pol claimed it was something else but we all know what vulcan " body relaxation massage " really stands for. T´Pol was thirsty for Tucker´s earth meatpole because while Phlox gave her the initial idea to practice the vulcan men milking massage on Tucker's horsecock it was T´Pol who went all " Oral Kama Sutra on acid " like there's no Tomorrow.
And she was so turned on by their all night long midnight olympics sex marathon sessions that she had to use the old " it´s just for scientific reasons " schtick to relentlessly slam - bang Tucker into submission.
Not that he put up much resistance to her since he´s been whacking off to her body since their first sessions in the decontamination chamber.
Speaking of the decontamination scenes in Enterprise there are a lot of people who got in am uproar saying they were too sexed up - as if that is a bad thing - and only in the script to show off Jolene Blalock's pornstar body - which they clearly were - and that they were also very unrealistic because they would not be very effective. Well, I wonder how all these prudish Star Trek fans would have reacted if the producers of the show would have made it more realistic by substituting the decontamination chamber with a shower since that is a more effective way to prevent contamination. With the lower restrictions of the Sci Fi channel we could have had dozens of scenes with the crew members having encounters of the sexual kind and I am sure the nudity would have blown their minds.
Coming back to the decontamination chamber's main attraction T' Pol, she didn´t repeat the sex experiment after finally banging Tucker silly ( which is the first rule of every scientific research - not having wild sex......but to repeat the experiment ) but it is not know if it was because of disappointment or because she was afraid she would like it too much. And in the mirror universe he helped her out during Pon Farr.
That's one of the reasons why casting the role of T' Pol - who in the first draft was supposed to be fan favourite vulcan T' Pau from the original Star Trekseries but they had to change it because of legal rights - was so difficult. They wanted a vulcan sexbomb on the crew like the character Saavik played by Police Academy and Big Trouble In Little China's 38B - 26 - 37 Kim Catrall best known for her role on tv hit Sex And The City.
They had a casting call with hundreds of hopeful aspirants for the part which was also a cheap excuse to work their way through the entire catalogue of able bodied, young sexbombs in Hollywood during months of casting couch auditions where the horny producers got to live out all of their sexual fantasies with these hungry and ambitious Busenwunders.
Speaking of Busenwunders, after slam - banging 40E ( !!! ) - 22 - 36 sex goddess Jeri Ryan for five years showrunner / producer Brannon Braga was looking for an adequate replacement and it looked like he found one with Jolene Blalock. But I could not find any hints of him using Jolene in the same way which might stem from the fact that they clashed about how to play the character of T' Pol a lot. Brannon Braga was looking to sex up Enterprise in every possible way and to tell the truth it was the main reason for casting such an ultimate sexbomb like Jolene Blalock.
Jolene Blalock on the other hand saw her character more as a spiritual nun without any emotions and no interest in sex so she was not on board with all the changes that were made to make T' Pol more and more un - vulcan like and more of a ultimate space babe as they tried to sell her as a sex slave to a floating harem for horny aliens in the very first episode.
Which I think they still handled very tame in order to appease the Star Trek fanbase and the general audience. Because if I would have been the writer of the episode the crew of the Enterprise would have been much more delayed in their mission to rescue T' Pol by political red tape but to an even bigger extend by the vulcans being prepared to throw her under the bus to sabotage the humans very first endeavour into outer space.
This would have led to the slave traders having more time to properly indoctrinate T' Pol for her job as a high class deluxe pleasure sex slave.
That would give the producers the chance to have a few nude scenes of Jolene Blalock being bathed and groomed or at least being instructed in the art of intergalactic striptease while wearing skimpy outfits that were so scandalous that they would make Carrie Fisher's world famous slave girl outfit from Return Of The Jedi look like a nun's habit in comparison.
Now I am still undecided if I would get two wild schlong beasts from the planet Breedingstallion to tag - team her during the dicktaming sessions of have a tentacle pervert from Serialrapistan do the honors but it would be a Urotsukidoji II : Legend Of The Demon Womb level of depravation.
Speaking of depraved sex beasts hell bent on stretching out T' Pol's most vulnerable part with their giant - sized man - things, of course it would be Trip who would chance upon a drugged up, gagged, chained up and blindfolded T' Pol and he would immediately take advantage of the fact that they sent him ahead and it would take the rest of the crew at least five hours to catch up to live out all his secret sex fantasies with T' Pol.
He would start by tit - fucking the helpless vulcan sexbomb for an hour but once his dick grew to three times its normal size and became as hard as unto a thing of iron he would remove her gag and under the influence of the most potent sex drugs in the galaxy T' Pol would orally attack his huge erection with giant fervour. Which under normal circumstances would be enough to let even the most chaste and gay monk forget his vows but in this state she was even more sperm hungry than during Pon Farr and was literally trying to suck Trip's brains out - through his dick.
Around half of the time it would take the Enterprise to rendezvous with Trip's at his current position he had already ejaculated a few times so he reconfigured the chains to put T' Pol into a position where she was fixed before him with her legs stretched apart and her huge boobies hanging loose and swinging back and forth. He then started to penetrate her with powerful long strokes which got faster and deeper as they went along.
He was just about to squirt his third load when the scanners picked up his companions nearing the perimeter which left him just enough time to clean her up, dress her up with the first set of clothes he could find ( a micro sling bikini that showcased her incredible porn star body more than it concealed anything ) and get her to the extraction point quickly.
Back on board Trip would try to get T' Pol brought to his private quarters instead of sick bay to make sure there were no ill after effects ( and to erase her memory in case she remembered anything from their steamy sex marathon ) but Captain Archer would pull rank on him and have her sequestered in his cabin even if he had to bear all her sexual advances.
He would even selflessly slam - fuck T' Pol's mind out six ways to Sunday to get any traces of the drugs out of her system. Which for the audience would have been a wet sex dream cum true - pun intended - but I don't think Jolene would have agreed to the nude scenes unless the producers managed to get her plastered like a dozen horny klingon space truckers.
She also didn't like all the skimpy outfits she had to try on for Brannon Braga behind closed doors that mostly resembled sling bikinis made out of shoelaces, tiny g - strings with nipple pasties and a lot of wet t - shirts or the dirty lapdances and slutty stripteases she had to perform for him.
These session got Brannon so worked up that Jolene had to give him a double breasted deepthroat dick massage in the hopes it would prevent him from dicktaming her without mercy. Much to Jolene's chagrin she was not always successful in this endeavour so there were many times where she had to spread her legs wide and endure his sexual assault.
It seems that this stopped at some point because in the show T' Pol is changing outfits a lot and in season 3 Jolene Blalock got a new costume that showed more cleavage than ever. The writing was also ambivalent about which character T' Pol would get involved with - Archer or Tucker - although realistically speaking if there really had been a woman with the boner - inducing measurements of Jolene Blalock on the Enterprise all the male crew members ( with a big emphasis on the " member " part ) would be lining up to dicktame this alien body - especially once word got out that she turns into a crazy man devouring sex freak during Pon Farr.
When they finally settled on T' Pol and Tucker neither Jolene Blalock nor Connor Trineer thought the way they went about it made much sense and it's on public record that Jolene told Brannon Braga that he could not just substitute bad writing with more nudity. Which is probably when he decided to start the whole " let's have T' Pol give Tucker vulcan cock massages until he becomes her sextoy and then conduct sex periments with his dick " plot which for some is the worst thing in the franchise while for others it is the breast thing that ever happened on Star Trek.
This was obviously an attempt to get around the fact that Pon Farr is only every six years as it would not be realistic that Trip would have a relationship with a woman who only has sex every six years. Granted, after an ejaculation sensation Pon Farr sex marathon with intergalactic men milking machine T' Pol any normal man would need a few years to recover but six years is a stretch for anybody. The only alternative would have been to have Trip develop a way to virtually induce Pon Farr so he could lock up T' Pol in his cabin and dicktame her into submission ( who hasn't dreamed of using her like a cheap blow up sex doll ? ) but because it could be seen as too pervy they apparently didn't want to go that way.
And while Connor Trineer liked the aspect that the relationship between Trip and T' Pol became very complicated he has gone on record that he didn't like shooting the vulcan sex massage scenes because on one side both of them were not okay with the way the characters were written and on the other side because he had developed a great friendship with Jolene Blalock after they had many private encounters behind camera.
I mean, it's one thing to spend all night going through all the positions with a born for porn sexbomb like Jolene Blalock in a private setting and a completely different thing when it is your job and you have to do it in front of the cameras with a lot of people watching you. And while I can understand it to some degree it is still very difficult to feel pity for a guy who gets paid to shoot intimate sex scenes with a nude Jolene Blalock.
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We have another episode of Houston Knights and two things I completely brain - farted on so far is that Michael Pare was a recurring character on one of my favourite super hero tv shows ( that is not based on an actual comic ) The Greatest America Hero and if Mr. Pare's co - star on Houston Knights ( called The Glorious Two in Germany for some reason ) Michael Beck looks familiar that might be because he also played the gang leader in a little known movie called The Warriors which you might have seen.
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We come to a different kind of cop with the anime Mad Bull 34 and the main character in this is so over the top brutal, violent, gun ho and over sexualized that he makes Sledge Hammer look like a mild mannered law enforcement officer. He would totally dicktame Dori Doreau played by none other than longlegged Anne - Marie Martin best known as Sgt. Dori Doreau, a hardbody of the law with legs for miles almost up to her chin on Sledge Hammer, who could have made a fortune as a real life hooker.
Or at least working the stripper pole. We all dreamed of Anne assuming the position so we could give her a full cavity search. The canadian blow up sex doll honed her Playmate Of The Year body as a horse riding world championship contender for America so she is an expert breaking in wild broncos, taming the breeding stallions ( her speciality are stallions with an insatiable big third leg ), natural insemination and dressage riding.
It comes in handy in my favourite episode, Model Dearest in which Dori Doreau goes undercover as a bikini model which thoroughbred stud mare Anne Marie Martin pulls off easily thanks to her bonerinducing bikinibody.
Speaking of female born for porn police officers as it could not be any other way we have the new über busty cop Perine in Mad Bull 34 who is lusted after by every male in her precinct including her horny superior a pervert and serial rapist who presses her into service to go undercover as a prostitute during a stakeout so he can dicktame her in the backseat.
Now as explicit as the anime is they are interrupted by the protagonist of the series before the horny boss can use her like a cheap blow up sex doll and Perine can flee. The realistic part is that the brutal and cynical tough guy gets to slam - fuck her brains out seven ways to Sunday in the worst way while the nice and idealistic rookie ends up watching porn.
Now I already included this particular episode of Mad Bull 34 in the bonus section of my post about Erik Larsen's double whammy of RETURN OF THE SINISTER SIX and REVENGE OF THE SINISTER SIX ( which might be one of the reasons why the post has an age restriction ) so instead I am including another instalment from the Animami series on Friday Night Sux. I hope it does not get deleted like the previous Mad Bull 34 videos.
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