TALES FROM THE KRYPTONIAN: Ernie Chan's Detective Comics Donnerstag !

No rest for the wicked - nor for those of us exiled to other countries - so we get right into the second part of our spotlight on Ernie Chan's tenure on the Batman books and since our focus was on his issues of BATMAN in our first part here we have pages from his issues of DETECTIVE COMICS.

Well, for the most part. Like I already threatened in our first instalment we have more pages from various Batman titles as well as a page from an Elongated Man story by Ernie Chan from DETECTIVE COMICS issue 465.

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and the fine folks at 13TH DIMENSION have a post on Detective Comics issue 456 plus their usual 13 covers / splash pages Ernie Chan birthday posts with material from the Batman books as well as other titles Ernie Chan worked on in 2016 , 2017 , 2018 , 2020 , 2021 , 2022 and 2023 and

and a few more posts from THE TOM BREVOORT EXPERIENCE about Detective Comics issues 451 , 456 , 458 and 466 and

and since this post features Ralph Dibny a.k.a. Elongated Man there is an entry in his series When We First Met over at COMIC BOOK RESOURCES where Brain Cronin takes a look at when did Elongated Man become a detective and

as well as one from his series Comic Book Quastions Answered that ponders the question if the creators of Superman and Batman ever do a story featuring the other one and

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Now while the name of John Cafferty And The Beaver Brown Band might not sound too familiar to a lot of my visitors you have surely heard his work since he worked on such iconic Sylvester Stallone movies like Rocky IV and Cobra - although your mileage may vary as for the reasons why.

Speaking about Cobra, initially it was the script for Beverly Hills Cop and Stallone rewrote it to what it ultimately became. Plus in a strange turn of fate Sylvester Stallone's wife at that time - danish 46E ( !!! ) - 23 - 37 Busenwunder Brigitte Nielsen - starred in both Cobra and Beverly Hills Cop II although in my opinion she is criminally underused in the latter.

Now don't get me wrong, Brigitte - or how she is known in Germany " Titte Nielsen " - makes a formidable villain and her look and pornstar body are at their peak. She can drive men insane just with her long and seemingly endless legs for miles that go up almost all the way to her chin and it's very easy to see how nympho Brigitte could effortlessly dicktame Sylvester Stallone by spreading them wider than a phillipino prostitute.

Her big claim to " Hollywood Hall Of Nympho Slut Fame " was after all - literally - banging Sylvester Stallone's brains out seven ways to Sunday in the worst way until he couldn't get it up completely wearing his dick out in the process. Even the divorce court accepted that he was temporarily insane when he accepted to make Brigitte his wife due to the gruelling squirt marathons the insatiable men milking machine submitted him to.

The redeeming fact of Beverly Hills Cop II is that it features a plethora of playmates in the scenes at the Playboy Mansion - who are too many to list - and at the strip club where not only natural born stripteaser Teal Roberts works the pole but also Miss Nude World 1981 and PLAYBOY's 40E - 22 - 35 Playmate Of The Month Of January in 1990 Peggy McIntaggart.

Coming back to dickdrainer Brigitte Nielsen, she was one of the busty centerfolds alongside Angela Cavagna, Danuta Lato or - most famously - Samantha Fox who tried to turn her notoriety into vinyl gold. So she wanted to cash in on that popularity and tried her luck together with Falco from Vienna best known for his worldwide number 1 single ROCK ME AMADEUS. They sang BODY NEXT TO BODY although Brigitte Nielsen´s real contribution to the video clip was shake, rattle and rolling her huge moneymakers in a little black shirt that was barely bigger than a napkin.

I remember staying up late at night way beyond my bedtime to secretly tape the video because they did not show it on Mtv before midnight.

This appearance on the german music program Peter's Pop Show with Peter Illman - the first presenter of famous or rather infamous Formel Eins - must have been not so long after Brigitte Nielsen did Body Next To Body with Falco because she is wearing one of the outfits from the music video. Sadly it's not the napkin shirt which really would have worked the audience into a masturbation frenzy. I am not sure if I posted something of this before but this video is of much higher quality than whatever I might have posted in the past this also has Brigitte's full performance.

Brigitte started working her way up in Tinseltown on the ill - fated Red Sonya movie where she tried to dominate Arnold Schwarzenegger but he was constantly working out and in the shape of his life - both physically and sexually - so he ended up using her as his private blow up sex doll during the entire shooting of the movie - as he revealed in his memoirs.

At that time Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone were still bitter rivals - from who had the bigger movie to who was the bigger action star or who banged the hotter sexbombs - so it made only sense that after her original plan backfired Brigitte tried her luck wrapping the italian breeding stallion around her finger. Or more accurately put : to wrap her legs for miles that almost go up to her chin around his boner.

To get his attention Brigitte had a sexual encounter with her movie husband Dolph Lundgren at a secluded motel that ended in a sexual knockout as the nympho amazon almost slamfucked him into a coma.

After that her next step was getting a meeting with Sylvester Stallone by slipping a nude picture of herself with her phone number under his hotel room door which instantly got her the results she wanted. During what would be only the first of over dozens of penetration sensation marathon orgies she lulled him into a false sense of security by being submissive and letting him use and abuse her in any position using the stamina she acquired as a swimmer and her ability to spread her legs better than a phillipino hooker to make him even more excited so he lasted longer.

The yellow press always wrote that Brigitte Nielsen only used Sylvester Stallone to further her career but during the trial they learned that she had also used him as her personal sex toy and whenever he denied her something she just kept pumping his rocky balboa until he had to give in.

Not that I think Sylvester minded being dicktamed by men - milking machine Brigitte in their epic hardcore sex many positions in orgies.

I mean, which red blooded male wouldn't love to be used as a walking dildo by awesome danish amazon Brigitte Nielsen during her prime ?

But once she had gotten what she wanted from him and everything she needed was put into their marriage contract she began to become more aggressive and dominant in the bedroom. Which was not easy since Sly had to stay in shape because of his movies and Brigitte's pornstar body acted like natural viagra - especially after Sylvester Stallone had slipped the plastic surgeon who augmented Brigitte Nielsen's tits a huge wad of cash to exchande the normal breast implants with the XXXL - sized 46E deluxe package so he could massage his rockhard boner with her new giant melons - and Brigitte Nielsen stated later that Sylvester Stallone was pounding her relentlessly like a jackrabbit during the mating season.

And for more on Brigitte Nielsen's sexual adventures check out the lengthy spotlight I wrote for her in my latest comicbook movie casting post featuring 44D - 25 - 35 cosplay blow up sex doll Yaya Han , friends.