Sunday, March 09, 2025

Slobberknocker Sunday : Wonder Woman !

I think I have worked on my first spotlight post for the ground breaking JUSTICE LEAGUE run by Keith Giffen, J. M. DeMatteis and Kevin Maguire long enough so we are continuing JUSTICE LEAGUE MONTH with the second post about Dick Dillin's tenure on JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA .

Since I have already written about Dick Dillin and his extensive body of work on the title in the first post we can get right to the good stuff and don't worry, there is still enough material for a third post although I don't know if I can get to that this month. I also don't want to be repetitive.

As for this post, as you might have guessed from the title here we have the pages from JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA that I found which feature Wonder Woman including an issue where she goes up against Superman.

I don't remember why but judging by how the women were treated back then and what a dick Superman was in his comics I'm sure he deserved it.

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Man, it all comes back to the Power Girls. Speaking of which, one of the hottest babes on tv was brunette man milking machine Catherine Bach .


So I went back to my old posts to do some of the old flim flam copy / paste magic where I reuse some of the stuff I have written previously and add some new stuff. I know, it´s kind of cheap but I don´t always have the time to write something completely new. And it makes it easier to include links to older posts for new readers. In any case I could not do it here because it seems that so far I have only mentioned her when one of the other cast members of The Dukes Of Hazzard had an anniversary or on Barbara Bach´s birthday as a lot of people get those two mixed up.


Barbara´s most famous scene is from Up The Academy, in fact her part in it is probably the only reason the movie is still shown on tv. I didn´t say that she´s best known for it because it seems people were again not looking at Barbara´s face because it is often credited to Kelly McGillis.


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Catherine Bach deserves a long cult siren post of her own and in fact I did a special Valentine´s Day post for her over on my old boob blog but as usual I never got around to transfer it here. I will do an abbreviated version because the post also covered all the other actresses who played Daisy Duke on tv or in movies as well as Catherine Bach´s appearance in Cannonball Run II which as longtime readers know is one of my guilty pleasures. But we don´t have the time nor the space for all that Today.



As most people on the planet know Catherine Bach is best remembered as southern 40C - 22 - 35 sexsation Daisy Duke, the brunette brabuster with legs for miles almost up to her chin, two perfect puppies that are grade a centerfold material and an ass that won't quit on the show The Dukes Of Hazzard or as it´s known in Germany One Duke Seldom Comes Alone ( Ein Duke kommt selten allein ). The show was on german tv when I was very young but the only time when I saw it on a regular basis was many years ago when I came back home to Spain and there was nothing else good on tv at that time. So I saw a lot of The Dukes Of Hazzard as well as Sweet Valley High and Wonder Woman with busty Lynda Carter.


Talk about all babe tv. By the way, the perks of seeing Wonder Woman in Spain - or in the original version - is that only the Nazis speak german.


When you see it in Germany everybody you see is speaking german.

Now a lot of my visitors have probably never heard of Sweet Valley High but for me it will always be the show that helped me survive one of my worst summers. Back when I still lived the good carefree life in Germany ( although I didn't know it at the time ) we - naturally - spent the long summer holidays in Spain and blog followers from the first hour might remember me mentioning in my posts that we were in a really remote spot far away from anything that could closely be called civilization.

So I always made sure to stock up on books, comics, movies, music and any other kind of entertainment because you have to keep in mind this was long before everything was readily available thanks to the internet and streaming platforms. Now I don't remember if that was the summer where I went to Spain in hopes of finding a job here while my mother had the secret agenda to get me to cold turkey comics but somehow I had already read everything I had brought with me and watched every movie and there also was not much on tv so I was starving for any kind of entertainment that included hot women. Unfortunately my parents had the sole power over the remote control and the only time to wrestle it away from them was when they were making dinner. Which means that I was stuck with prime time tv which back in those days was not known for including a lot of scantily clad women. You have to remember that this was before 24h nonstop television and naked chicks going at it on HBO.

But as fate would have it I discovered Sweet Valley High, which would have been your average teen show if not for the fact that it had two incredibly incredible sexbombs with tight hardbodies that make men go crazy as the main protagonists who were twins to top it off. Brittany Daniel played sexy Jessica Wakefield while her real twin sister Cynthia Daniel - whom you might know from her role in The Basketball Diaries with Leonardo DiCaprio - played Elizabeth Wakefield. The show really helped me through some rough and hard ( and getting harder by the minute ) times and on some days a scene with Brittany or Cynthia Daniel in a hot outfit - or even better a bikini - was the highlight of that day.

Since animated GIFs go only so far and can't come even close to the real thing here is the full scene with Brittany Daniel. At least I think it is her because that's the name on the video but seeing as they are identical twins it could also be Cynthia Daniel. By the way, like always I tried to verify their measurements - just so I don't write anything wrong I could find Brittany's measurements which are listed as 40B - 24 - 35 but I could find nothing about Cynthia. Maybe people just assume that because they are twins they have the same measurements. Which I am not quite sure if that's how it works. Although I gladly would offer myself to make the sacrifice of finding out through an extensive wet t - shirt measuring with a hard - pounding menage a trois deepthroat session with both of them.


Anyway, here is the full episode from which the scenes with Brittany in a bikini were taken and you can watch all 4 seasons of Sweet Valley High on this very YouTube channel even if the picture quality is not the best.


So the only thing I knew when I wrote my first post on Catherine Bach was John Schneider, who plays Bauregard " Bo " Duke and Superman´s adoptive father Johnathan Kent on Smallville has a german background.



And there was an episode where Tom Wopat - who played Luke Duke - visited Jonathan Kent on Smallville where he played an old friend.



What I learned through my research is that Catherine Bach´s real name is Catherine Bachmann ( it´s probably Katharina Bachmann ) and that her father is german and her mother mexican. Which may explain her drop dead gorgeous looks. There were a lot of germans on that show.


Another thing I didn´t know about Catherine Bach is that she also was a fashion trendsetter. You probably know all this but for someone who did not grow up in America it was a big surprise to learn that the name for the cut - off shorts Catherine is wearing on the show is Daisy Dukes. That is right, they were named after the hot woman that made them famous.

And to think that they were originally planning to get a girl that looked like natural 44E - 20 - 36 viagra substitute Dolly Parton ( not that there would have been anything wrong with putting a Busenwunder like Dolly on the show ) and that Catherine almost turned down her shot at the role because her former talent agency told her she was too " exotic " looking to have a future in television. But thankfully she got a call from screenwriter Bob Clark who convinced her to try out for the Daisy role.
 


Two weeks after her audition Catherine Bach was on a plane to Georgia to make her debut as Daisy Duke. Since the higher ups were looking for a different kind of girl to play the role Catherine Bach was snuck into the audition by Gy Waldron - the creator of The Dukes Of Hazzard - on a day when the producers and business people were out so she got the part before anybody could say no. Of course once Warner Brothers found out they tried to recast the role with a different actress even after the show had already started airing but once the show - and especially Catherine Bach - proved popular with the audience the studio had to back down.


Now Catherine's Daisy Duke outfit is on display at the Smithsonian even though she wasn´t sure she could wear her shorts on the show. And I´m saying " her shorts " because she made many of the costumes she wore by hand particularly those seen in early episodes, including tops, the tight fitting red bikini seen during episode one, One - Armed Bandits, that was immortalized in the opening credits and her famous trademark Daisy Duke cut - offs that launched a fashion craze in the early 80s. As it couldn't be any other way the studio wasn't too happy about those either and to satisfy the tv censor board Catherine Bach had to wear pantyhose underneath them to ensure she didn't accidentally expose more than her legs. But instead of detracting attention the hose highlighted her legs and drew even more attention so you can thank tv censorship for that.

  
Catherine shot to sex symbol status as Daisy Dukes, insuring her legs for a million dollars and posing for a poster that sold five million copies.

Catherine Bach revealed that Warner Brothers wanted her to follow the same formula as Farrah Fawcett but she felt that audiences wanted an all - american country girl. When the studio refused to pay for her poster unless she did it their way Catherine Bach took charge and posed in her famous shorts and a homemade red and white top and one of Catherine Bach's friends shot the famous poster in an hour - from start to finish.

Now with such an ultimate sexbomb like Catherine whose mindblowing set of breasticles were just made to be wrapped tightly around a hard cock and massage it until it gets as hard as unto a thing or iron before spreading her legs wider than a phillipino hooker and pump it reverse cowgirl style until it shoots buckets like a fire hose milking it dry until the last drop on the set of a hit tv show with two such incredible hunks like John Schneider and Tom Wopat at the height of their sexual powers and what's more important durability there must have been unbelievable ejaculation sexation pentration marathons going on were they took turns wearing their dicks completely out on Catherine. But according to her she never had any interest to be a " kissing cousin " despite being single at the time the later part of the show aired because she just couldn't get past the fact that her two co - stars were like brothers to her in real life.

So I don't know if I completely buy the statement there never happened anything between them especially keeping in mind where The Dukes Of Hazard supposedly took place and all the things that happen between hot sisters and brothers in that part of the south and I'm also not sure if when John Schneider and Catherine Bach describe their relationship as friends but purely platonic if they are using the normal definition of the word platonic or more the Hollywood definition of platonic which is " we f - word and a lot, but we are not married, at least not to each other ".

If it was me I don't know if I could resist the temptation to slam - bang the brains out of an ultimate men milking machine Like Catherine Bach seven days to Sunday until I had completely dicktamed her to become my willing personal blow up sex doll - even if she had been my cousin.

She also thought Daisy Duke was better than the boys. In 1997 Catherine Bach told Entertainment Weekly : " Whatever Daisy did, she could shoot better, drive better, do everything better than a guy. Whenever the guys were in trouble she stepped in. She wasn't acting tough, she just was. " 

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You can say what you want but that is one lady who does get around.

Of course Tracy Scoggins really caught my attention wearing bikinis that were so skimpy that it's a wonder they passed the tv censors ( maybe it was because in the 90s bikinis were big on tv shows like The Bikini Open or maybe Tracy had a deepthroat session with the board of censorship behind closed doors ) as Daily Planet gossip columnist Cat Grant ( who was co - created by Marv Wolfman and Jerry Ordway ) on Lois & Clark.

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of Lois & Clark, The New Adventures Of Superman with my favourite Lois Lane in live action, not so desperate 38C - 22 - 33 former cheerleader Teri " I'm not a stripper ! " Hatcher .

Teri is still the gold standard when it comes to portraying Lois Lane since she was the first actress who made it believable that Superman chose a mortal over such ultimate sexbombs like Wonder Woman or Big Barda .

During the Bronze Age the character of Lois Lane made the transition of a woman whose only goal was to trick Superman into marrying her - who just happens to be a reporter - to a bonafide reporter and she frequently went undercover to get the scoop. In the tv show they did a bit of that but with a wet sex dream like Teri Hatcher on the job they could have done much more if they didn't have to deal with tv censorship. There could have been a story where Lois and Clark pose as a criminal couple in the vein of Bonnie and Clyde and to make it more convincing they put on a sex show for the horny gangsters who are secretly observing them.


Of course they hit a snag when they find out that the boss of the outfit used to have a fling with the woman Lois Lane is substituting - and when I say fling I mean that he slam - fucked the slut's brains out six ways to Sunday with his giantsized horseschlong - so to keep her cover Lois has no other choice than to let him use her as his personal blow up sex doll.

Check out my last post on cult siren Teri Hatcher to read more about her comic book connections like her appearance in Tales From The Crypt or Tango & Cash where she showed her incredible body and dancing skills .

Speaking of Tango & Cash it is often cited as one of the most 80s movies of all times which should be no surprise since it came out in 1989 and so caught the 80s at their height but also gave you a taste of 90s excess. It goes without saying that the exotic dance by Teri Hatcher - who really knows how to do those high kicks - alone is worth the price of admission.

Daimn, with those legs for miles and her pornstar body Teri could really inflict some serious damage and I bet there were many special late night rehearsals where she pumped Dean Cain dry to the last drop making him squirt like a fire hose again and again and again until he could not get it up anymore. Teri drove him insane and completely wore his schlong out.


Men milking machine Tracy Scoggins was also part of franchise Babylon 5 by none other than J. Michael Straczynski, acclaimed writer of series like RISING STARS and MIDNIGHT NATION ( and you can find my list of Top 5 Comicbook Series By J. Michael Straczynski in this Gil Kane post from 2016 ) especially the tv movie River Of Souls where she wears lingerie.

Now in the erotic skin flick movie Alien Intruder from 1993 tittilating Tracy Scoggins gets completely naked playing a sadistic nymphomaniac big breasted computer virus who hijacks a virtual reality sex program to slamfuck some lucky guys to death. Tracy was perfectly cast for this as she could draw inspiration from her vast sexual experience in real life.

Another main attraction of Babylon 5 - at least for the male audience - is Commander Susan Ivanova played by brabusting brunette 36B - 25 - 38 science fuck - tion cult siren Claudia Christian although I heavily doubt she was allowed to wear an outfit as skimpy as this one on that show !


Claudia wore that little number on the undeservedly underrated film The Hidden delivering a surprisingly professional and raunchy striptease that not only helped the movie gain a loyal male following over the decades based on Claudia's participation ( some people even go as far as Claudia's bonerinducing striptease is the only reason the movie is still shown on tv ) but also earned her a top spot in my TOP 10 MOVIE STRIPTEASE list .

Coming back to The Hidden, in the movie bi - sexual Claudia Christian plays a stripper which is a role Claudia was clearly born to portray !

She is taken over by a sex addicted alien parasite and the first thing the alien does with the stripper´s porn body is literally fuck a guy to death.

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Which apparently she tried to re - enact with Kyle MacLachlan for a few weeks in a nearby no - tell motel where she used her relentless body and her ability to spread her legs like a fillipino hooker to pump his dick dry.

Man, Kyle really got to bang some grade a born for porn sexbombs during his career since not only deepthroat nymphomaniac Claudia Christian milked his horsecock dry until the last drop in a hidden motel. Nobody can tell me that he didn't drill all natural 38C - 22 - 35 showgirl Elizabeth Berkley without mercy during their uninhibited sex scenes in the pool .

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I couldn't find the episode of P. I. T. - Peter Illmanns Treff from Miami with Expose but here is the first episode which apart from a lot of 80s music also includes an interview with the pioneer of electronic dance music Giorgio Moroder know for his contributions to movies like Top Gun, The Neverending Story, Midnight Express, Tron, Scarface or Flashdance.

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